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This just in...breaking news as we come on the air. Randy has resigned as AM 'Chief Grammar Corrections Officer'

and is donating his rare tilde collection to the Smithsonian Museum. Sammiches will be served at the officail announcment.

Posted - April 10, 2019
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  • 16240
    He just fainted at "officail".
      April 10, 2019 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 44229
    We can only hope so.
      April 10, 2019 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 976
    I'm going to be there just for the sammiches.
      April 10, 2019 6:45 PM MDT
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  • WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RANDY???
      April 10, 2019 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 469
    Yeah, what have they done to him?  I'm scared.
      April 10, 2019 7:33 PM MDT
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  • I’m scared  too. How am I gonna know when to use a to with two oo’s. 
      April 10, 2019 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 469
    Nooo!  He is a precious a$$et to the AM community.  Besides, how will he be able to afford sammiches if he resigns?
      April 10, 2019 7:32 PM MDT
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  • OMG .. now we're going to see a lot of "I think I'm pregnate.", "It don't make no difference." and abuse of "their, there and they're"!!  
    Alert the Media and send out a search party!
      April 11, 2019 2:21 PM MDT
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  • 4631
    I had noticed that he'd been correcting grammar much less recently.
    It even emboldened me to become looser and freer with how I write responses.
    Nevertheless, if he's backing down I'll be sad.
    I always enjoyed his unique style.
      April 12, 2019 12:37 AM MDT
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  • thank god 
      April 12, 2019 4:19 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I got all excited because I thought Randy wrote the question. 


    Unless it was April 1, he would have really come to his senses.  

    I should have known.  I am thinking and giving it my all as far as wishing you have a painless, enjoyable (it COULD happen) and very speedy recovery.  Today it is all over. By the time you see this, you will be over the operation.  I think.


    Supposedly Albert Einstein said this.  



    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

    Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.

    I'm making you a home-made card.  That's supposed to be the inside.

    I will get you a  nice outside now.  I made it all by myself.  

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at April 12, 2019 1:06 PM MDT
      April 12, 2019 1:01 PM MDT
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