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Benedict Arnold

What’s something you wouldn’t want to hear right after having sex?

Example: “Alexa, stop recording“ 


Posted - April 10, 2019
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  • 976
    I'm sorry, I gotta call my mom. 
      April 10, 2019 7:31 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) yeah,  that wouldn’t go over well. 
      April 10, 2019 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 469
    "This is the police.  You are surrounded."  This is a  true story when I was a a teen. My one brother owed someone money for drugs and the guy called the police, the funeral home, the fire company, a taxi, dominoes pizza...sent all of them to our house.  Imagine my surprise when the police came banging at the door.  "Are you ok miss?  I was standing there practically naked and they had the nerve to tell me to put some clothes on!

    Total buzz kill, if ya know what I mean?
      April 10, 2019 7:44 PM MDT
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  • Lmfao :) I love that. Yeah, total buzzkill :)
      April 10, 2019 7:47 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    LOL :))
      April 10, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    "Honey, I'm home."
      April 10, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • Uh oh :)
      April 11, 2019 7:39 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Someone saying " I've left a tip and hearing front door closing.....  :( 
      April 11, 2019 12:04 AM MDT
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  • No ones ever left me a tip :/ 
      April 11, 2019 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Give it time for god sake.....you're bound to get one with extra think glasses soon....  Hehe.  
      April 11, 2019 12:46 PM MDT
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  • So your saying there’s hope for me yet? 
      April 11, 2019 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    There is always hope for everyone.  ! ......  Haven't you seen the film Great Expectations ....:)D    Hehe
      April 12, 2019 1:02 AM MDT
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  • Well I’m expecting a big tip. 
      April 12, 2019 6:29 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Ok ! ....here's a great one :) .....keep the light turned off the next time your punter calls....hehe... :) 
      April 12, 2019 10:49 AM MDT
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  • What??? Are you saying I won’t get a tip unless I’m in the dark? MEAN! ;)
      April 12, 2019 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Some things are very hard to get to grips with in your job I expect....:(....   Hehe 
      April 12, 2019 10:57 AM MDT
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  • Lol, I think I got that ;)
      April 12, 2019 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    That was handy then for once...lol
      April 12, 2019 12:35 PM MDT
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  • Lol, very handy ;)
      April 12, 2019 12:36 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      If the tip breaks off and he leaves it with you, I'm guessing that things didn't go too well.

    ~
      April 14, 2019 1:26 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) i guess they could rename what ever postition they were in at the time « the Bobbit » 
      April 15, 2019 7:31 AM MDT
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  • 1893
    I got to get home to the Hubby and kids.......  as she is getting dressed in a hurry

    Happened to me years ago when I ran into an old friend from Uni.  I had not seen her in six (6) years.  She was as hot as ever, so we caught a drink.  She suggested we head back to my place and one thing led to another.  Turns out she was bored out of her mind in her suburban lifestyle and with her life.  I only found out about hubby and the kids afterwards, note I still would have done the deed
      April 11, 2019 12:19 PM MDT
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  • Yikes! So did you hit it again or was a one time thing? :)
      April 11, 2019 12:21 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    That and a number times afterwards, I was single then and she was getting revenge for her Hubby's misdeeds.  Before the Doc she was a regular
      April 11, 2019 12:39 PM MDT
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