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my husband told me i can't make fun of canadians anymore?

wat now 

Posted - April 23, 2019

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  • He’d probably still be okay with you making fun of people from Newfoundland though...or Quebec. 
      April 23, 2019 7:33 AM MDT
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  • 10449
    It may seem kind of goofy but the man in the moon is a Nufie. Cheers!
      April 23, 2019 8:30 AM MDT
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  • :) cheers. 
      April 23, 2019 9:00 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    I hear Mexicans are PC target now.
      April 23, 2019 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Here is a few to get you started:

    A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"

    His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

    ***

    A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

    The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Because it's so cold".

    Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Because it's so warm".

    Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Because my watch is gone"

    ***

    What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.

    Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.

    How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

    What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

    What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours!

    Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

    Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

    How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

    What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.

    Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

      April 23, 2019 7:53 AM MDT
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  • 16197
    Have you heard about Gringo Knievel?
    Tried to jump over eight Mexicans - with a steam roller.
      April 23, 2019 8:01 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    He must be from southern Ontario ie. Toronto because some of those people think they are the center of the universe.

    Make fun all you want.
      April 23, 2019 8:17 AM MDT
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  • Hey! I live in Southern Ontario!!oh wait, i do think I’m  the center of universe. Carry on then ;)
      April 23, 2019 8:24 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    How does a Jamie count to 2?
    She ask a fiend to come over and help.
      April 23, 2019 8:57 AM MDT
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  • How did you know??
      April 23, 2019 9:00 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Those people come to Florida and try to get everything for free, jump in the Ocean with their HUGE beer bellies and string bikinis and are hated all over the state. Biggest crime? They Do NOT tip either.  STAY HOME YOU FAT CREEPS. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at April 23, 2019 12:01 PM MDT
      April 23, 2019 12:00 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    When I lived in Nova Scotia tipping was what everyone did. If you did not tip in the bars and pubs you would not get served. In western Canada tipping is rare. If you tip the waitress she might think that is a hint you are looking for 'something more' from her.

    General rule is: rednecks don't tip.
      April 23, 2019 12:34 PM MDT
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  • Maybe you could make fun of him now instead.  I'm sure he'll ask you to go back to making fun of them soon.  :)
      April 23, 2019 9:20 AM MDT
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  • he is Canadian tho so that's the dilemma 
      April 23, 2019 10:57 AM MDT
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  • Oh .. got it.  Just make fun of we Americans .. plenty of material there.  :)
      April 23, 2019 11:55 AM MDT
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  • How dare he?
      April 23, 2019 9:51 AM MDT
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  • exactly,  i have rights
      April 23, 2019 10:57 AM MDT
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  • I'd cheat on him for this infraction.
      April 23, 2019 11:25 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    When we were married my husband and I agreed we would never make fun of Canadians. 
      April 23, 2019 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 13251
    What is it aboot Canadians anyway, eh?
      April 23, 2019 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    https://youtu.be/70Npi6PccBk

    This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at April 25, 2019 1:27 PM MDT
      April 25, 2019 11:46 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    oK.  hOW ABOUT aSIANS?

      April 23, 2019 11:58 AM MDT
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  • i already do that. his contact name in my phone was chinky rice muncher for a while 
      April 25, 2019 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    If anyone can come up with a doozy, its you.  Youuzy.
      April 25, 2019 12:03 PM MDT
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