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Randy D

LOL, they'll NEVER find out how I've been smuggling those tildes out of here!


  Hey, wait, don't they need a warrant to do a cavity search?  Ewwwwwww!



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Posted - April 27, 2019
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  • 6988
    It's real simple. There is no ban on plain old hyphens - . Smuggle 'em out and put some curve in 'em later once you are loose. Now if someone figures that out, you may have to smuggle out some (  and  straighten them later.
      April 27, 2019 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 7325
    Good thinking!
      April 27, 2019 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 5455
    You do know that the female tildes are laying eggs in there, right?  They lay thousands of eggs at a time.  Also, baby tildes cause intense itching when they're squirming around in there.

    That's a seven hour flight to Bogota, Randy.  They started hatching right when your flight took off from LA.  Maybe you should have picked the aisle seat instead of the window seat.





      April 27, 2019 12:50 PM MDT
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  • 7325
    OMG, I'll never try to sneak them on a bus again in my bra. 
      April 27, 2019 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    You should be OK with them in there as long as it's not a really hot and humid day out and the bus isn't very crowded.
      April 29, 2019 9:27 PM MDT
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  • 52928

      You sure seem to know a lot about smuggling schemes, Livvie. Why is that? (Speak directly into my lapel pin, if you don't mind.)

    ~
      April 29, 2019 10:24 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    they'll find out
      April 29, 2019 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Yes!  Do you see that woman over there talking to the airport screeners and looking and pointing at you?  That's Pearl!  You're in trouble now, Randy!
      April 29, 2019 9:25 PM MDT
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  • 52928


      Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
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      April 29, 2019 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    No, I want to see what happens when those TSA agents take you behind that curtain in the basement of the airport.

    Eww, they just removed 1 kilo of tildes from you.  I didn't need to see that after all.
      April 30, 2019 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 52928

      They enjoyed it, and now I’m dating both of them!  Win-win!

    ~



      April 30, 2019 5:51 PM MDT
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