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Benedict Arnold

What’s the best way for a human to kill a muffin?

Posted - May 9, 2019
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  •   May 9, 2019 10:45 PM MDT
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  •   May 10, 2019 12:45 AM MDT
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  • Omg! They wont die:/ 
      May 10, 2019 8:19 AM MDT
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  • It's voodoo, I swear!
      May 10, 2019 8:21 AM MDT
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  • Yep, see,  I have good reason for wanting to destroy all muffins. Evil... 
      May 10, 2019 8:22 AM MDT
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  • Time to summon the spirit of Marie Laveau!
      May 10, 2019 8:29 AM MDT
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  • I think we’ll have to go to New Orleans to do that. May as well wait until mardi gras to do that. Kill two birds ... and all the muffins. 
      May 10, 2019 8:32 AM MDT
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  • Heck yeah, I'm in!
      May 10, 2019 8:33 AM MDT
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  • yesss! Pack your beads.
      May 10, 2019 8:34 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    The muffins will not only kill the buzz but the birds?  I say, bail on the muffins and birds and let the buzz rock on!!

      May 10, 2019 11:09 AM MDT
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  • Might be a good plan, Merlin ;)
      May 10, 2019 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 5455
    I give up.  I already typed up four answers to this but they all sounded dirty so I had to erase them.

    Anyway, I know the absolute worst way to kill a muffin!  Last weekend I was at the store and I saw a woman walking around with a smushed muffin stuck to her butt!  Umm, yeah, that poor muffin definitely died a horrible death!

      May 10, 2019 4:37 AM MDT
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  • This must have been at Walmart :) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at May 10, 2019 11:10 AM MDT
      May 10, 2019 8:20 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Giggling Again!!
    :)! :)!
      May 10, 2019 11:10 AM MDT
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  • :))
      May 10, 2019 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 5455
    Yup, it was Walmart, lol.





      May 10, 2019 1:49 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) i knew it! 
      May 10, 2019 7:51 PM MDT
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  • I am disappointed in you.   
      May 10, 2019 4:00 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Assimilation by digestion.
      May 10, 2019 8:40 AM MDT
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  • I want it to be a more cruel and painful death please. 
      May 10, 2019 10:05 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    Picture an ant feeding on a live caterpillar...
      May 10, 2019 10:46 AM MDT
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  • Okay yes, this is good. 
      May 10, 2019 10:50 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    It's all in how you look at it.
      May 10, 2019 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 10515
    Cover it up with a cabbage leaf then repeatedly hit it with a hammer while telling it things like 92% of people prefer glazed donuts over muffins. Cheers and happy weekend! 
      May 10, 2019 10:47 AM MDT
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  • LOL! I love this :) happy weekend. :)
      May 10, 2019 10:50 AM MDT
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