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Can you think of a bad sympathy card?

Example:

Sorry man...sux to be you.

Posted - May 13, 2019
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  • 46117
    How about "meh".


      May 13, 2019 7:57 AM MDT
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  • hope you feel better soon Cos I’m sick of listening to your whining. Suck it up, buttercup. 
      May 13, 2019 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    ....isn't a sympathy card for the dead? 
      May 13, 2019 9:10 AM MDT
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  • what are they going to do with a card?
      May 13, 2019 9:12 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    GOOD POINT.  
      May 13, 2019 9:12 AM MDT
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  • 701
      May 13, 2019 10:10 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Too bad about your loss but that deadbeat still owed me forty bucks.
      May 13, 2019 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 10513
    I know a framing carpenter that lost a finger in a work place accident. His crew made him a sympathy card from a napkin and gave it to him at the Rod and Gun tavern. The card said - Sorry to hear about your loss and I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is your finger will never grow back. The good news is now you can become a shop teacher. The guys response was pretty funny he said thanks for the card then said he still has phantom feelings in the middle finger he chopped off then he held that hand up like he was shooting them the finger. Cheers!
      May 13, 2019 11:11 AM MDT
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  • :P

      May 13, 2019 11:55 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, i cant think of one
      May 13, 2019 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 22907
    I looked around and came across this one -- but I rather like it! (So I realize I'm not really answering your question accurately.) This card reads just like how I sometimes talk.
    :) 

    Image result for bad-taste sympathy cards This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at May 14, 2019 5:49 PM MDT
      May 13, 2019 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 44228
    It doesn't suck. Whomever gets it will be bored to death.
      May 18, 2019 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 22907
    Darn.
    :(

    I better go and Un-Bore the guy I sent it to.
    ;)
      May 18, 2019 1:15 PM MDT
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  • 9872
    My sympathy on the loss of your spouse. Let me know when you're ready to date.
      May 13, 2019 6:02 PM MDT
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  • In the south we quite often use the expression..."Well bless your heart."  LOL!  Trust me it may sound sweet on the surface, but there can be a lot of underlying judgement in those words.
      May 18, 2019 1:27 PM MDT
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