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Will you miss me when I go away for strangling my entire extended family?

Ughhhhhhh

Posted - June 13, 2019

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  • 52905

      Shall I visit you in prison?

    ~



      June 13, 2019 6:19 AM MDT
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  • Please do.  Much appreciated.
      June 18, 2019 9:37 PM MDT
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  • Miss is a strong word and I'm uncomfortable agreeing to that level of commitment. 

    On a positive note, I can send you my sister-in-law should you be needing any new family members. Although she is a rare gem, I'm willing to part with her. You'll love her. I guarantee it.
      June 13, 2019 7:27 AM MDT
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  • She sounds like a peach.
      June 18, 2019 9:38 PM MDT
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  • I'll purchase a one-way Greyhound ticket for her tonight. She's very creative in the kitchen, as well. Her cooking is much like abstract art; you don't always know what you're looking at.
      June 18, 2019 9:43 PM MDT
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  • I was thinking about but then I rubbed one out.
      June 18, 2019 10:00 PM MDT
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  • I'm sure you'll give her a good home.
      June 18, 2019 10:16 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Gee, you sound very crazy and violent.  I'm scared of you.  
      June 13, 2019 11:07 AM MDT
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  • You terrify me as well.
      June 18, 2019 9:37 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'm disappointed that you of all people leap to some conclusions that have zero to do with anything I did or do.  

    I cannot control your opinion of me.  I just wish it was a valid one.  Noth9ing I can do about that.  
      June 19, 2019 1:20 AM MDT
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