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Are we there yet?

Posted - June 19, 2019

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  • 1893
    Yep I am here, have arrived.  Two sleeping dogs, two sleeping kids, two glasses of wine, two exhausted parents.  Please do not tell me we have to go somewhere we are just firing up Netflix ................
      June 19, 2019 1:29 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    Nope...just sit and enjoy.
      June 19, 2019 3:48 PM MDT
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  • Yes.

    But my luggage isn't.
      June 19, 2019 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    Don'tcha hate that?
      June 19, 2019 3:49 PM MDT
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  • Especially when I'm smuggling farm produce.
      June 19, 2019 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    They stop you at the border in AZ to see if you are carrying any of that.
      June 19, 2019 5:05 PM MDT
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  • I know. 

    Always checking for melons.
      June 19, 2019 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    We've already been there.
    Here is much better.
    You'll see!
    :) :)
      June 19, 2019 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Image result for parent driving yelling a kids

    Don't make me come back there!!!
      June 19, 2019 8:51 PM MDT
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  • if you ask again you're riding in the trunk 
      June 19, 2019 9:47 PM MDT
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  • What have you got in there ? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 20, 2019 9:31 AM MDT
      June 19, 2019 10:27 PM MDT
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  • house centipedes and heroin needles 
      June 20, 2019 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    Just what the world needs...junkie centipedes.
      June 20, 2019 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I would lean toward god has a statement:

    "Right HERE you are going in THERE!"

    "NOW!"
      June 20, 2019 9:34 AM MDT
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