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Why isn’t Randy D allowed to make the shopping list any more?



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Posted - June 20, 2019
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  • You're getting broccoli.

    Live with it.
      June 20, 2019 12:58 AM MDT
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  • 52951

      You’re trying to kill me!  What did I ever do to you?

    (Actually, I love fresh broccoli. You may stay.)
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      June 20, 2019 6:21 AM MDT
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  • He forgets the mayo.
      June 20, 2019 6:19 AM MDT
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  • 52951

      Hey!  Grrrrrrrr.

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      June 20, 2019 6:20 AM MDT
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  • Hold the mayo. He REALLY loves mustard. 
      June 20, 2019 7:51 AM MDT
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  • Sandwich rookie
      June 20, 2019 11:24 AM MDT
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  • Well that really depends on what kind of sandwich you are referring to. 
      June 20, 2019 1:26 PM MDT
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  • A good one.
      June 20, 2019 4:43 PM MDT
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  • That's unreasonable. 
      June 20, 2019 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 9886
    Because he misspells vegemite.
      June 20, 2019 6:42 AM MDT
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  • That's unacceptable. 
      June 20, 2019 7:52 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Because your lists are probably like your questions.  You know the ones that are puzzles that only a Puzzleologist could ever get next to?

    I see your grocery lists in my head when I get one of my anxiety attacks.

    RANDY GROCERY LIST

    (Randy does not have numbers for choices.  Randy has numbers for RULES)

    RULE number 1.

    Must shop for item in preferred store.  If I request a bread from a bakery, it must be that particular bakery of the exact address I order.  If it is a chain, I do not trust chains. It must come from the exact address where I have sampled their fare.

    RULE number 2.

    NO SUBSTITIONS (kind of redundant after Rule 1, but Randy is anal)

    RULE number 3.  

    If there is Mayo even mentioned as a joke within a radius of 100 feet of the delivery address, START ALL OVER 


    RULE number 4.   Sandwich must contain meat.  

    Preferably meat by a freshly slaughtered animal.

    RULE 5:   

    DO not EVER serve me the same thing twice unless I request it.  


    RULE 6:

    I would LIKE some soup too, please?

    (YES, tomato is a safe choice, but must be Campbell's and must be from a certain store)
      June 20, 2019 1:36 PM MDT
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  • 52951

      This is uncanny, folks. It’s as if she reads my mind!

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      June 20, 2019 9:03 PM MDT
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