Can you name a select group of slightly deranged but lovably entertaining Muggers, you'd personally enjoy sitting down to have lunch with?

I'm raising my glass to you and your thoughts.  Not mentioning what shape of glass, mind you, but a glass none-the-less.  Less mix, that is! 
Klink! ;):)

Cheers, my wizard friend!

But you're waaay cooler than the rest of us, Jane. You're on my list. What are you drinking?

I can see that she's gonna be difficult.  We may have to convince Randy to ignore the restraining orders and kidnap her, ever so lovingly forcing her to attend a bruncheon with the lot of us.

Just when I was starting to reconsider it, you had to go and mention Randy. 

  Ignore the restraining orders?  WHAT restraining orders?  Lovers don't take out restraining orders against each other!


~

Don't let the trendy orthopedic shoes fool you. I'm not that cool. I'll have a shot of Metamucil, please.

What are you talking about, Jane? These have "sexy" written all over them ... 

Yes, I've seen Nice Jugs wearing those.

That's what she puts on when she goes into the other room to "slip into something more comfortable."

Excuse me .....    What's a'foot here...  :( 

Stirred or shakened?

It's all a ploy!
"You can fool all of the people some of the time
and some of the people all the time, but,
you can't fool all the people
all of the time!"
I'm not buyin' it!
I think we have an incling what you look like behind those big, huge, glasses and under that wig.

Good Try Jane but No Cigar. 


Big winks and smiles! This post was edited by Merlin at August 28, 2019 10:19 PM MDT

Don't worry, Zack, you can come sit with me at the uncool kids' table in the back corner!  Oh! Duck! Duck!

I told you to duck.  Sorry, I didn't see who threw that. 

I'm there, too.
:)


EDIT: And I'm an idiot again - - I thought this guy was motioning for someone to come join him. But, no -- it looks like he's  taking a selfie. Geez. Ha!
:)
This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at August 29, 2019 1:35 PM MDT

Zack, please take this as a huge compliment because that is how it is meant to be.
You, my friend, are a given.  You are Always Included!  Not because of your status but because of who you are!
Hugs and Loves!  Love, Merlin :) :)

Definitely a "ditto" from me for Merlin's answer.
:)

Wait...I thought you were black.

I am black.............I think.

Black...ish?
I am Jewish...ish.

Well I'm queer, no ish about it.  Full on f*ggot, baby!
Can I hang with y'all? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 29, 2019 5:38 PM MDT