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Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » What the hellz going on here? Is this a celebration of my menstruation or something? Thanks but you’re all a week late.

What the hellz going on here? Is this a celebration of my menstruation or something? Thanks but you’re all a week late.

Posted - July 10

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  • Clearly someone is impersonating me. I don't even know who that is and she looks nothing like me :/
      July 10, 2019 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 6423
    You’re right! That impersonating bee-cab didn’t even put on the mustache. Get her! 
      July 10, 2019 8:06 PM MDT
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  • She even wishes she had a cool pink mustache like mine. What a hater.
      July 10, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 6423

    The devils in the details...she can’t hold a candle to you. We’re ignoring that mustacheless chick now -_- 

      July 10, 2019 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 37323
    I know that is not you because you didn't say anything.  I'm just sayin'.  You know that is what I live for about you.  
      July 11, 2019 12:35 PM MDT
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  • 381
    Yes.

    You're more fun like that.
      July 10, 2019 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 6423
    Thank you, finally someone who appreciates me at my best. I tried to tell my ex that, but he didn’t agree.
      
      July 10, 2019 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 2564
    I give up.  
    Your . is way more popular than mine.   That's not surprising, I don't like my . so I guess nobody else is going to like it either. 




      July 10, 2019 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 6423
     If I had been around, I would have liked your period, Livvie 
      July 11, 2019 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 2564
    Next period should be around the 1st or 2nd of August or so so yeah, I should throw a big huge period party!  It'll be the best period ever!  I'll have pizza and cake and for games there'll be stabbing people to death who annoy me during that time!




      July 11, 2019 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 6423
    Can I come? CAN I COME??? I’ll bring a cake.......

      July 11, 2019 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 2564
    My first one was on the 5th of August 2006 so a little late but I'll eat that entire cake anyway Thank You!
      July 11, 2019 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 6423
    You’re welcome, Livvie. I tried to find one for happy 873rd period,  but they were sold out. 
      July 11, 2019 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 1639
    ಠ.ಠ
      July 10, 2019 9:07 PM MDT
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  • 6423
    Stop staring and bring me a copy of dirty Dancing and some brownies for next time 
      July 11, 2019 5:45 PM MDT
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  • 6423
    Stop staring and bring me a copy of dirty Dancing and some brownies for next time 
      July 11, 2019 5:45 PM MDT
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  • 299
    Sometimes I wish I could menstruate.
    What fun!

      July 10, 2019 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 2564
    You'll need to get a period donor.

    Here!  You can have some of my periods!

    Enjoy!

    .....................................................................................................................................
      July 10, 2019 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 299
    I'll take your period and raise you a colon

      July 11, 2019 7:24 AM MDT
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  • 425

    Oh Jeez!  You've got to be kidding.  I think we got lucky!  I want NO part of it.


      July 11, 2019 7:35 AM MDT
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  • 299
    Oh sure you do!
    Why don't you come over to my pad?


      July 11, 2019 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 425
      July 11, 2019 7:51 AM MDT
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  • 299
    That is absolutely priceless! I don;t think many men admit it but a good amount of them are intrigued by feminine products. I find tampons pretty useful for nosebleeds
      July 11, 2019 12:06 PM MDT
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  • 425

    I can assure you, I have absolutely LESS THAN ZERO intrigue, but I dare say you're right, many men do.  Of course these are probably the same men who are sleeping with women and I personally think they are misguided there too.  So... while you're busy stuffing a tampon up your nose, I'm gonna go sniff a jock strap.




     
      July 11, 2019 12:14 PM MDT
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