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Benedict Arnold

If I have my iPhone in my pocket, and every time I take a step it skips to a new song, does that mean my jeans are too tight and I AM FAT?

Posted - July 27, 2019
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  • Nah,  as long as your ass isn't breaking the screen from walking you're good.
      July 27, 2019 12:03 PM MDT
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  • Nah...I don’t have that kardashian azz all the men are into these days... that fad can die any day now. 

      July 27, 2019 12:08 PM MDT
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  •   July 27, 2019 12:13 PM MDT
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  • YeSssssss! I approve this message. 
      July 27, 2019 12:14 PM MDT
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  • I never seen the beauty in that mayonnaise bag sittin azz.
      July 27, 2019 12:16 PM MDT
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  • I don’t get it either. I’ll be gald if big boobs ever go out of priority too. But that’s never gonna happen lol. I’m a mess. No azz, no boobs. Fml 
      July 27, 2019 12:18 PM MDT
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  • Both are overrated IMHO.
    Petite all the way.
      July 27, 2019 12:23 PM MDT
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  • Are you gonna be around later? I gotta sleep for 3 hours to switch my times. 
      July 27, 2019 12:24 PM MDT
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  • Probably.
      July 27, 2019 12:33 PM MDT
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  • Okay good, since Amber isn’t here, you have to entertain me ;) 

      July 27, 2019 12:37 PM MDT
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  • Laters darlin
      July 27, 2019 12:44 PM MDT
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  • 46117

    I saw her on TV saying loud and clear that her ass does not have implants. IT DOES.  There are before and afters.

    That said, this terrible woman who has zero conscience what so ever, has now trounced into the OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT telling him to tell Sweden to free some black rapper or something.  
     
    He is telling Sweden what to do because Kanye's wife told him to do it.

    That is grounds for impeachment right there.  On grounds of insanity.  Fake Fat ass telling cellulite ass what to do.  That's rich.
      July 27, 2019 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 44231
    You are pregnant.
      July 27, 2019 12:34 PM MDT
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  • I haven’t had sex since December -_- I guess the baby is due soonish? I can’t do the math right now. 
      July 27, 2019 12:38 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    How many songs do you have? It may not be a bad thing. 
      July 27, 2019 2:57 PM MDT
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  • I just checked... I have 863 songs on my phone...half them drunkin’ Downloads :)
      July 27, 2019 5:43 PM MDT
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  • 952
    It means you need better ear phones!

      July 28, 2019 1:45 PM MDT
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  • Maybe...but I don’t think that’s the problem :)
      July 29, 2019 5:18 AM MDT
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