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Benedict Arnold

What was the wisest thing your mother ever told you?

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Posted - August 2, 2019
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  • 33031
    Do not film or take a picture of anything you would not want me to see on the front page of the newspaper. 
      August 2, 2019 6:58 PM MDT
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  • That's very good advice for the internet these days.  Don't put it online if its something you wouldn't want others to see, because if its posted it will go around and come back around.
      August 2, 2019 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 44365
    "If you're going to stay out all night, call me and let me know."
      August 2, 2019 7:01 PM MDT
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  • So, did you stay out all night, and did you call her?  Just what exactly did you get up to?  LOL!
      August 2, 2019 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 44365
    Some buddies and I would just ride around, drinking beer and raising hell. We were harmless and had a lot of fun. Teenage stuff.
      August 2, 2019 7:12 PM MDT
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  • Its Friday night tonight.  I remember when I was always out and about on Friday night.  Where am I right now?  Its a low key weekend for me so I'm here at the Mug.  What happened to my Teen years?  Where did they go?  I need to stir some sh*t up.  I need to be wondrous and wild.  Meh, maybe I'll just watch Netflix and eat carbs.  LOL!  
      August 2, 2019 7:17 PM MDT
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  • 44365
    If I recall, some of your teen years were  your WW years.
      August 2, 2019 7:21 PM MDT
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  • Ahh, the good old days.  Now I'm just a dink.
      August 2, 2019 7:23 PM MDT
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  • 53019

      “You will eat that entire sandwich and you will like it, Ran-Ran, or I’ll know the reason why. And what’s this nonsense about you not finishing your English grammar homework?  If you ever expect to go outside and chase those little girls you like so much, you’d better have your homework done first.”

    ~
      August 2, 2019 7:31 PM MDT
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  • Somehow the blame always goes back to our mothers for the way we turned out. 
    If only she'd never made for you that first sandwich,
    how different things might be.

    So damaged.  LOL!
      August 2, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 53019

      "Blame"?  No, au contraire, mon ami!  I'm grateful for the launch-pad she set me on!

    ~
      August 2, 2019 8:23 PM MDT
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  • There ya go.  Own it!

    (She actually raised/reared a good one in you)
      August 2, 2019 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 53019



     (All we have to do now is figure out the whole tilde angle.  She had absolutely nothing to do with that!)

    ~


      August 2, 2019 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Ran-Ran?
      August 3, 2019 6:45 AM MDT
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  • 53019
    The childhood nickname of Randall D, aka Randolph D, aka Randy D.


    ~
      August 3, 2019 7:59 PM MDT
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  • If you can't act like a lady at least be smart.


      August 2, 2019 7:54 PM MDT
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  • Even Math???

    See the source image
      August 2, 2019 8:09 PM MDT
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  • If only ...  This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 2, 2019 9:29 PM MDT
      August 2, 2019 8:57 PM MDT
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  • 10132
    Men named Randy usually are.
      August 2, 2019 10:23 PM MDT
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  • 53019

      You noticed me!  I’m so happy!



      August 2, 2019 10:57 PM MDT
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  • 17487
    When I was very little and we were downtown shopping I asked my mother why I couldn't drink out of the other water fountain where there was no line.  She told me there was no good reason and she walked me over there and I got a drink of water.  
      August 3, 2019 12:34 AM MDT
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  • 53019
    Wow.



      August 3, 2019 1:13 AM MDT
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  • 17487
    Birmingham, AL, 1950s
      August 3, 2019 10:24 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    “If you don’t like it, you can make your own dinner!” 

    (My mother was a terrible cook, among other shortcomings) 


      August 3, 2019 7:42 AM MDT
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