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Imagine you've just started an Anti-Randy D Support Group. What are some of the 12 steps to success for its participants?

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Posted - August 15, 2019

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  • 16197
    1. Vegemite
    2. Draw tildes backwards
    3. Vegemite
    4. Split infinitives
    5. Vegemite
    6. Inverted nipples
    7. Vegemite
    8. A blanket ban on peanut butter
    9. Vegemite
    10. Vegemite
    11. Vegemite
    12. VEGEMITE
      August 15, 2019 11:07 PM MDT
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  • 7919
    That list would be perfect if you added Vegemite to it. 
      August 15, 2019 11:25 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

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      December 16, 2022 8:40 PM MST
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    7268
    Mayonnaise on his sammiches.
      August 16, 2019 6:00 AM MDT
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  • 52903
    Grrrrrrr.
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      December 16, 2022 8:41 PM MST
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  • 1: drive to Home Depot

    2: go inside Home Depot

    3: find the garden section

    4: grab a shovel 

    5: walk to cashier station 

    6: pay for shovel 

    7: drive to Randy D’s house 

    8 whack Randy over head with shovel 

    9: dig a hole with shovel 

    10: drag Randy to hole you dug with shovel 

    11: push Randy in hole you dug with shovel 

    12: bye Randy

      August 16, 2019 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 52903
    Hey!

    :(
      August 16, 2019 6:42 AM MDT
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  • What? I gave you 12 steps. 
      August 17, 2019 8:27 AM MDT
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  • 52903
      August 17, 2019 8:29 AM MDT
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  • 1)  E before I don't ever ask why.

    2)  always dangle your participle 

    3) commas??  Who needs commas?

    4) Never waste a period where a run on sentence can lead to enhanced punctuational efficiency

    5)  always point out the grammatical treason of reffering to sandwiches as sammiches 

    6)   Always put me first,   there is no reason to put your I in second.

    7)  Be sure to always be doing "good" to spite him.  Never well


    8) mayonnaise

    9) When he ask your 12 points?  Only give him 10

    10)  type out numbers using their Arabic numeral instead of properly spelling it out in a sentence.
      August 16, 2019 6:26 AM MDT
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  • 52903
    Grrrrrrrrrr.

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      December 16, 2022 8:42 PM MST
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  • 22891
    not sure right now
      August 16, 2019 2:39 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Let Colin Hay attack Randy.
      August 17, 2019 6:30 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      I don’t know who he is, so the significance escapes me.



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      December 17, 2022 6:16 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Don't show up. 
      August 17, 2019 8:31 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Come on, you know you can’t resist. Let’s be realistic here. Grrrrrrr.




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      December 16, 2022 8:44 PM MST
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  • 5455

    Step 1:  Make your checks payable to Livvie.

    Step 2: Give your checks to Livvie.

    Step 10: Switch to using three as the radix so I don’t have to come up with all of those steps.

    Step 11: Eat the guacamole and chips.

    Step 12:  Enjoy it.

      December 16, 2022 9:26 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

     You’re probably in charge of several chapters nationwide, and you sponsor the bi-annual conventions, right? Grrrrrrr.



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      December 17, 2022 6:13 AM MST
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