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Benedict Arnold

Would each of you send me 10,000 credits so I can be number 1?? I’ve been investigating this and apparently I need credits.

Also do it fast, I want to be #1 by Sunday. Okay thanks. 

Posted - September 6, 2019
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  • 46117
    I want you to laugh at this.  That is why I am telling you.  

    On Answer Bag?  If you said this on the queue?  They would P.B. you.

    They took that point system VERY seriously.  LOL   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 6, 2019 9:56 PM MDT
      September 6, 2019 9:13 PM MDT
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  • Lol, the site I was first on was called ask.com. They had me on a 15 Minute delay cos of the crap I posted lol. I would post and it would be held until a mod looked it over to let it go live... 
      September 6, 2019 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      "Give"?  You need to earn that stuff, Babe. Don't worry, I'll just work 
    something out with you. (Cough, cough.)

    ~


      September 6, 2019 9:29 PM MDT
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  • If you’re in a position of authority here ... I’m reporting you. REPORTED! JA? JAAAAAA? Can you deal with this Randy person??? ( just kidding incase anyone doesn’t know) 
      September 6, 2019 10:04 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      I’m not in charge of anything around here. Hey, wait . . . maybe I am.


    ~
      September 7, 2019 4:42 AM MDT
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  • 5455
    I'd love to help you but I'm kind of short on credits.

    I used to have a lot more but not sure where they all went.



      September 6, 2019 9:44 PM MDT
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  • oh-_- you‘re short on credits you say? And why I are we friends again?? ;p This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 7, 2019 4:33 AM MDT
      September 6, 2019 10:05 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Maybe it's my boat in the Caribbean, the one with the fully-stocked liquor cabinet.




      September 6, 2019 10:14 PM MDT
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  • Yeah, that’s why!! :)
      September 7, 2019 2:27 PM MDT
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  • 52936


    Hello, is this the IRS tip line?  I know of someone who has been living well beyond her means, so I'm sure there's something illegal going on there. Her name rhymes with skivvies. No, wait, I meant privy. Take every precaution; she's a biter!

    ~
      September 7, 2019 11:48 AM MDT
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  • Are we talking 10,000 credits Canadian or US?
      September 6, 2019 10:44 PM MDT
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  • 52936

     C’mon, everyone knows there’s no such thing as Canadian credits. Sounds kind of made up to me, eh?



    ~
      September 7, 2019 9:41 AM MDT
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  • You haven't heard about Canadian Credit?!  You're sooo provincial ...
      September 7, 2019 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      Credits, not credit.  CREDITS.  C-R-E-D-I-T-S,  Say it with me: credits.
    ~
      September 7, 2019 7:47 PM MDT
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  • F-O-R-E-S-T not T-R-E-E.
      September 7, 2019 8:48 PM MDT
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  • I’ll take American please, I think with the exchange rate if I went for Canadian it would only be about 7,600. that‘s Not enough:/ This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 8, 2019 9:16 AM MDT
      September 7, 2019 2:28 PM MDT
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  • But you're already No. 1 - In Newfoundland 
      September 7, 2019 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      That must be an inside Canada joke, because no one outside of Canada understands it.



    :|
      September 7, 2019 7:44 PM MDT
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  • Do they even have internet there???
      September 8, 2019 9:17 AM MDT
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  • You're so far outside Canada you're in Vancouver.
      September 7, 2019 8:51 PM MDT
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  • Huh??? I’m lost now, lol.

      September 8, 2019 9:17 AM MDT
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