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If two women compete with each other to spend the weekend making mustard sandwiches for me, what's the best way to choose between them?

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Posted - September 7, 2019

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  • Have them mud mustard wrestle for the “honour”.





      September 7, 2019 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 52903
     
      I think I just fell deeply in love with you and your beautiful mind all over again. 

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      September 7, 2019 2:58 PM MDT
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  • You’re just trying to sweet talk me so I’ll get in the mustard pit... 

      September 8, 2019 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 52903

      Remember, string bikini only and nothing else. Oh, and no fair tying knots in the strings.  I know how tricky you can be. Let me go see if Loon Lips is ready. 
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      September 8, 2019 9:23 AM MDT
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  • NO, RANDY! No.


    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 8, 2019 11:33 AM MDT
      September 8, 2019 9:47 AM MDT
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  • 52903

      What’s happened to us, what’s happened to you?  I remember when you used to care . . .



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      September 8, 2019 10:29 AM MDT
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  • too much mustard... 
      September 8, 2019 11:33 AM MDT
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  • 52903



      Now quit stalling and just lower yourself into the pit already!  Don’t you realize how much money I’m expecting from the Pay-Per-View people for this?  

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at September 8, 2019 3:28 PM MDT
      September 8, 2019 2:33 PM MDT
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  • Loonlips and I are taking this show on the road! No mustard money for you!!
      September 8, 2019 3:12 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      As your manager, agent, and accountant, I think thats a very good move. I’ll ink the deal, while you two just rehearse your act. Leave all the financials to me. (Cough, cough.)


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      September 8, 2019 3:19 PM MDT
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  • “Loonlips..LOONLIPS!!! Get over here with your stolen car, STAT! We need to make a get away” 
      September 8, 2019 3:22 PM MDT
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  • Whud?

    Sorry I was just finishing my beauty routine.


    Gimme some napkins and I'll drive.
      September 8, 2019 5:01 PM MDT
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  • MUSTARD!! Loonlips... use the mustard:/ 
      September 8, 2019 5:11 PM MDT
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  • Or maybe I should switch to mayo?


    Because I'm worth it.
      September 8, 2019 5:59 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      You must hate me. 

      September 8, 2019 6:23 PM MDT
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  • Let me think ...

    Nah.
    Not yet
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 8, 2019 8:28 PM MDT
      September 8, 2019 6:48 PM MDT
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  • 52903

    Mayonnaise is my kryptonite.

    :[
      September 8, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    It depends on the type of mustard they use. If one of them uses that boring yellow crap, send her packing.
      September 7, 2019 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      Good point!
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      September 7, 2019 2:59 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    You mean which of them can "cut the mustard".  
      September 7, 2019 3:16 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    Depends on their Mustard
      September 7, 2019 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 17364
    Choose the one who quits first.  She is less foolish.
      September 7, 2019 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      Hey, wait . . .


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      September 7, 2019 5:11 PM MDT
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  • Winner gets a stolen car and a head start.
      September 7, 2019 6:50 PM MDT
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