What's an aspect of mating rituals from the animal kingdom that you wish existed in your own life? ~

To be followed about by makes with a Gormless look on their faces and with their tongues hanging out and displaying uncontrollably bulges in their anatomy while often saying crude and vulgar things.......

I gather that's the male of our species official mating ritual sceniro......so why change that's taken them countless thousands of years to perfect ...  

I must  admit ,its a tiny bit better then thier Club and Drag chat up line     :)D This post was edited by Nice Jugs at October 4, 2019 11:07 AM MDT

Black widow spiders kill the male after mating. There is no purpose in keeping them around afterward.

I've already got beta males sniffing my tail and trying to show me their big ... horns.

The only thing I can think of is like a young dog; hump anything anywhere anytime.