Cabinet Ministers in the UK are concerned that increased delays will increase the incidences of Drivers Dogging It to kill the time. to quote the unnamed minister:
“The main thing is whether they will turn up at the Channel ports with the right paperwork. But there are also dogging hotspots all over the place.” Dogging is the practice of having sex in public while other people watch, usually in lay-bys, car parks and wooded areas.
Ministers are reportedly worried that it will become commonplace amongst British truckers, rather than Europeans, as they wait in the long queues. Do Europeans even do dogging?” the minister asked. “There is something deeply British about dogging.”
Ah the concerns regarding Brexit, nothing about food or medicine shortages.......
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