What is your favorite method for avoiding physical exercise? ~

Living north of the midwest.

I was perfectly happy and very active living at a location that was conducive to lots of outdoor activity. 

This post was edited by . at January 6, 2020 2:32 PM MST

I don't have a bone in my body or thought in my soul that avoids physical activity.

If you so dare as to think you are going to lounge around, Forget it.

There are obstacle courses set at all entrances to the couch and the bed.
You must be able to leap tall mounds of laundry in a single bound.  Slide across the kitchen floor like a puck on ice.  Swing from the chandelier over the dining room table and have a perfect landing after a tumbling pass to land on the couch. 

Getting in bed?  HA!  There is a HUGE cover charge. This post was edited by Merlin at January 6, 2020 6:37 PM MST

answerMug.

Driving around the parking lot at the gym trying to find a parking space closer to the door.

Answer Mug.  But my phalanges are very toned.

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 6, 2020 6:31 PM MST

I get tired watching other people's physical activity.

I just say I'm having my period.  LOL!

Its also a good excuse for eating junk food
crying during hallmark movies
and giving "The Goat" side eye or the middle finger.

I go to bed and let who I live get on the tread mill so to speak....  ;)D