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Imagine you find yourself in Randy D’s office, and you’ve just signed a $10,000 contract to buy tildes from him. Lucky, aren’t you? ~

Posted - January 7, 2020

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  • 46117
    When I read this kind of stuff, it makes me long for Cosmic Wonderkind.
      January 7, 2020 11:13 AM MST
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  • 52903
    I know, right?  Lol. 

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      January 7, 2020 11:16 AM MST
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  • 6988
    But first he would have to buy a s--- load of question marks from me. 
      January 7, 2020 12:38 PM MST
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  • 4631
    Not sure.
    Randy loves his tildes so much,
    he might have designed them to boomerang back home to him. ;)
      January 7, 2020 4:21 PM MST
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  • 52903
    (((Too late; I already have your signature. I’ll be converting your Australian dollars into real money, of course.)))
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      January 7, 2020 11:07 PM MST
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  • 5455
    Umm, I reject your offer!  Here's my offer; I brought my magic pipe along.  If you don't pay me I'll walk down the street playing my magic pipe and all of your tildes are going to follow me!
      January 7, 2020 10:54 PM MST
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  • 52903

      Dream on. They’re better trained than that. 

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      January 7, 2020 11:08 PM MST
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  • 5455
    I doubt it.  They can't wait to go to either my tilde sanctuary in Doña Ana County NM or my tilde sanctuary in Cañon City CO where they can be happy and be themselves and enjoy their natural diet of tacos and beer all while getting away from that mean Randy guy!
      January 7, 2020 11:22 PM MST
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  • 52903

      You know, the mental health field is making wonderful strides these days with medications that address delusional theory disorder. 


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      January 7, 2020 11:30 PM MST
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  • 5455
    Those look like the exact same pills I've seen you trying to slip into my drinks.  Hey!

    Nice try, Randy, I'm not taking them.
      January 8, 2020 10:34 PM MST
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  • 52903
    But the Doctor prescribed them to you. 
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      January 8, 2020 11:56 PM MST
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  • 16197
    Those had better be REAL tildes. I insist on an "out" clause if any of them are counterfeit.
      January 7, 2020 11:21 PM MST
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  • 5455
    You better take a close look at them.  Randy likes to pass off those Russian Йs as Ñs.
      January 7, 2020 11:25 PM MST
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  • 52903

    You know, it’s vile rumor-mongering like this that causes so much damage to the American business scene. Grrrrrr. 


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      January 8, 2020 5:46 AM MST
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  • I think I've been screwed.

    Again.
      January 10, 2020 8:04 AM MST
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