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Discussion » Questions » Emotions » Randy D is at your front door; what is the first item you reach for when he knocks?

Randy D is at your front door; what is the first item you reach for when he knocks?



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Posted - February 7

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  • 8843
    The door handle and then lipstick.
      February 8, 2020 9:42 AM MST
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  • 28209




      February 8, 2020 9:44 AM MST
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  • 8843
    How is it that you always catch me right out of the shower??
    Anyway, you know my rule.
    Never greet someone and invite them in without moisturized lips.
    I would have at least liked to have put on some clothes.  
    Can you run and grab us some coffee?  I've yet to have my tody. Thank you!!
      February 8, 2020 9:55 AM MST
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  • 28209

      My “timing” is terrible, isn’t it?  (Cough, cough.)




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      February 8, 2020 9:59 AM MST
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  • 8843
    My Goodness!
    At least let me slip into my comfortable, out-of-the-shower shoes!
    You bring the impeccable out in the word, terrible.
    ;) :)
      February 8, 2020 10:06 AM MST
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  • 28209

     I had to photo-shop that shower curtain into the photo so that the censors wouldn’t punish you for being naughty by displaying your goods. Why are you always getting me into trouble?  Grrrrrr. 

    ~
      February 8, 2020 8:11 PM MST
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  • 8843
    Because you bring the old cliche',  "When you're good, you're good but when you're bad, you're better," to reality!
    ;) :) This post was edited by Merlin at February 9, 2020 8:46 AM MST
      February 8, 2020 9:54 PM MST
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  • 28209

    I know, right?

    ~
      February 9, 2020 6:16 AM MST
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  • 8843
    This is a great picture.  Talk about artistry! 
      February 9, 2020 12:32 PM MST
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  • 3781
    I make sure the door is locked. 
      February 8, 2020 11:18 AM MST
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  • 28209



    Grrrrrr

      February 9, 2020 12:46 PM MST
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  • 5492
    Pepper spray
      February 8, 2020 4:33 PM MST
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  • 28536
    A jar of Randy Repellent. 



      February 8, 2020 5:18 PM MST
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  • 6526
    My local stores have this on back order---will Miracle Whip work or does it have to be "real" mayonnaise?

    (Miracle Whip would send me running---lol) This post was edited by tom jackson at February 9, 2020 8:46 AM MST
      February 8, 2020 6:30 PM MST
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  • 28209

     I prefer Miracle Whip salad dressing over mayo. 

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      February 8, 2020 8:14 PM MST
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  • 8843
    I hate to admit it but I do too on most sandwiches.
    :) :)
      February 8, 2020 9:56 PM MST
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  • 6526
    De gustibus non est disputandum 

    I was raised on mayo---never could develop a taste for Miracle Whip.
      February 9, 2020 4:40 PM MST
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  • 1270

    A glitter grenade.
      February 8, 2020 8:24 PM MST
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  • 698
    Baseball bat. 

    I’m in the mood for some sport. This post was edited by Lady Ondine at February 9, 2020 5:25 PM MST
      February 9, 2020 12:51 PM MST
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  • 4897
    Tip: If you lightly sand your baseball bat then cover it with white glue and  a heavy coat of craft glitter it becomes more affective. When you whack someone in the head with it some of the glitter fly's off and gets in the persons eyes which gives then eye irritation that lasts  for days. I also paste little stars on my bat it doesn't make it any more affective just more attractive. Cheers!
      February 9, 2020 1:19 PM MST
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  • 698
    Nice! Thanks for the tips.
      February 9, 2020 1:29 PM MST
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  • 28209

    (fly’s flies)

      February 9, 2020 5:26 PM MST
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  • 4897
    Da blaw blaw?
      February 9, 2020 5:31 PM MST
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