The most important rule for me was to not get pregnant. The most important rule for my brother was to not make anyone pregnant. Also, we weren't allowed to date until we were 13. I didn't date much because I was a shy and awkward teenager. My brother was ...  moreThe most important rule for me was to not get pregnant. The most important rule for my brother was to not make anyone pregnant. Also, we weren't allowed to date until we were 13. I didn't date much because I was a shy and awkward teenager. My brother was the opposite. I hated sitting next to my little brother's girlfriends at dinner. My father yelled at me because I told one of my brother's girlfriends that my brother was like a tomcat.   

I call those CNN and Fox. I usually don't watch them. My own country's news channels do a better job of reporting the USA's affairs.

In Buenos Aires, Central 100 would be an address on a minor street, Avenida Central 100 would be an address on a major street. We also write our street addresses in reverse order to street addresses in USA. ( 9200 W. 108th Av...  moreIn Buenos Aires, Central 100 would be an address on a minor street, Avenida Central 100 would be an address on a major street. We also write our street addresses in reverse order to street addresses in USA. ( 9200 W. 108th Ave. would be Av. 108 (O) 9200. )  

I love it. It matches the view outside of my window. For me, tonight is a cool and rainy last night of winter. 

It has rained all day. It should stop raining tomorrow night. On Friday morning, which should be the first morning without rain, I will go to the park by the river to howl at the moon for the two of you when it rises at 5:48.

You're welcome. I have stories to share, but my2cents would delete them.

You scared him away. He saw this post and he hasn't returned.

The deed may be done anywhere on the plane to qualify for Mile High Club membership, but there are qualifications for joining the club. The plane must be in flight and the deed must have been done in reality. There are more people who claim to be members ...  moreThe deed may be done anywhere on the plane to qualify for Mile High Club membership, but there are qualifications for joining the club. The plane must be in flight and the deed must have been done in reality. There are more people who claim to be members of the Mile High Club than real members of the Mile High Club. Another important qualification of the Mile High Club is that if fewer than two people are involved in the deed, it doesn't count.  

I get miffed when someone doesn't follow rules or instructions on a plane. It's my job.

I've been there once. I spent a day there with Livvie before I caught my flight home on the next day.

The maritime security organization released its final report on the accident. They concluded that Randy followed the sound of the singing.

It's called dating.

The problem with people doing dumb things isn't limited to America. That's a problem that has afflicted humans for tens of thousands of years.

I live near a busy intersection. Most people keep walking. I see the same man who walks home while he's drunk. He vomits a lot near my corner. The strangest thing I've seen near the corner was a man who stood near the corner. He lifted up his shirt to twi...  moreI live near a busy intersection. Most people keep walking. I see the same man who walks home while he's drunk. He vomits a lot near my corner. The strangest thing I've seen near the corner was a man who stood near the corner. He lifted up his shirt to twist his nipples. Perhaps he has an issue and he doesn't realize that he does that. I only saw him once. I was driving home getting ready to turn onto my street when I saw him. It was good thing that my pick-up truck has the technology to stop itself. I would have been very embarrassed to have hit the car in front of me.  less

My mother wasn't afraid of mice. I saw a mouse in the house once when I was a kid. It ran across the floor in front of the TV. My mother was annoyed by it because she had to get up from the sofa. She picked up the mouse to take it outside.

I've visited haunted houses. Ghosts are shy. They stay away from me so I've never met one in a haunted house. I would love to go on the paranormal investigation in place of you. I won't tell the ghosts that you're faking COVID because that would be insens...  moreI've visited haunted houses. Ghosts are shy. They stay away from me so I've never met one in a haunted house. I would love to go on the paranormal investigation in place of you. I won't tell the ghosts that you're faking COVID because that would be insensitive to the new ghost in the haunted house. He's the new ghost in the haunted house because he refused the COVID vaccine.  

I will have my usual breakfast, a piece of cake with coffee, tea or mate.

I was 10 months old. I don't remember anything from September 1990.

I use both heels for the first sandwich I make from that loaf. I like the heels most for making cheese sandwiches.

There are roundabouts where I live, but my country's transportation agencies believe there needs to be many more of them.They're building large roundabouts.They're building small ones where there is less space. These officials are the proud new parents of...  moreThere are roundabouts where I live, but my country's transportation agencies believe there needs to be many more of them.They're building large roundabouts.They're building small ones where there is less space. These officials are the proud new parents of a baby roundabout.  

El español es mi primer idioma. English is my second language. Parlo anche italiano.

pearl (English) → perla (español)

Randy odia tanto la mayonesa, que sale de mi casa el 30 de abril y regresa el 1 de junio. 

November

The WHO wants to rename viruses that are named for places and animals. They may have a good reason. Before COVID-19 was COVID-19, it was the Wuhan Virus. There was violence against Chinese people. Monkeypox is spread by human contact, but now people ...  moreThe WHO wants to rename viruses that are named for places and animals. They may have a good reason. Before COVID-19 was COVID-19, it was the Wuhan Virus. There was violence against Chinese people. Monkeypox is spread by human contact, but now people are beating and killing monkeys.  

The World Health Organization wants to rename monkeypox. What would you name it?

When I was a kid, I had a tyre on a rope that was hanging from a tree. My brother fell off of it twice. He fell off all of the playground equipment.

The teacher who didn't like me was also the civics and social studies teacher. I was in her civics class in the prior school year. My offense was that I rolled my eyes at a speech from one of her favorite politicians. I still passed her civics class.She d...  moreThe teacher who didn't like me was also the civics and social studies teacher. I was in her civics class in the prior school year. My offense was that I rolled my eyes at a speech from one of her favorite politicians. I still passed her civics class.She disliked me before I gave her that name. I was the first person to call her Veronica Crabtree, then the other students who were in her class also began to use that name. I started a trend in my high school. After that, more teachers were assigned the names of the staff of South Park Elementary. I only assigned Veronica Crabtree to my social studies, civics and community service teacher. The other students gave the South Park nicknames to the rest of the teachers.I failed her community service class because I told a politically incorrect joke about her last name to one of my classmates and she heard it.  less

I was never the teacher's pet. In high school, one year of community service was a required course. The community service teacher hated me. My nickname for her was Veronica Crabtree. Perhaps that was one of the reasons she hated me.She gave me a 10 for th...  moreI was never the teacher's pet. In high school, one year of community service was a required course. The community service teacher hated me. My nickname for her was Veronica Crabtree. Perhaps that was one of the reasons she hated me.She gave me a 10 for that course. Ten is the equivalent of an F in the USA grading system. My father wondered how I could fail at picking up trash.  

My mother was an excellent cook. I never hated anything.

I would make sandwiches with cheddar, mozzarella and shredded parmesan on garlic toast. I would serve them with tomato soup.

The federal VAT is 21%. The city has a 2% turnover tax. We also have sin taxes for alcohol, soda and tobacco.  

I have a guitar and I play it. My neighbors aren't bothered by my guitar. They like it. I also have drums. I play those only when my elderly neighbor watches TV and listens to music. His TV and radio are louder than my drums so my neighbors don't complain...  moreI have a guitar and I play it. My neighbors aren't bothered by my guitar. They like it. I also have drums. I play those only when my elderly neighbor watches TV and listens to music. His TV and radio are louder than my drums so my neighbors don't complain about my drums.  

I go to the province of Buenos Aires all of the time. It's the only province that has a land border with the city of Buenos Aires. I don't know if the city of Buenos Aires meets one of Uruguay's departments in the middle of the River Plate or not.

The River Plate (río de la Plata) is the closest to me. I've been in it and on it.

A burger with lettuce tomato, cheese and onion isn't alone unhealthy. It's unhealthy to eat too much of it or to eat too many fries with it. It's also unhealthy to have a beverage that has too much sugar with the meal.

I took them to the nearest parking lot. I already returned the empty drums to your Grammar Evidence Locker.

Yes, that inflation is painful. The cost of heating homes increased by 20%. It's the middle of the winter.

I would buy the inflatable extraterrestrial. He may be fun to have at the pool.

I may live with ghosts, but I can't see or hear them. I also live with a pet rock and a Raggedy Ann doll.

Gasoline prices haven't come down where I live. The prices are between $125 and $130 per litre (USD 3,71 to USD 3,86 per gallon).

I call it gasolina.

Summer isn't here for me. The first two lines of this song describe the view from my window.I have different activities to do in the forest during this time of the year. I love both downhill skiing and cross-country skiing so I would go cross-country skii...  moreSummer isn't here for me. The first two lines of this song describe the view from my window.I have different activities to do in the forest during this time of the year. I love both downhill skiing and cross-country skiing so I would go cross-country skiing. I'm dreaming of my next ski trip.The weather on Sunday and Monday was perfect for people who love winter activities.The weather wasn't good for motorists. The towing companies are still trying to move hundreds of cars and trucks that were stuck in the snow.  less