I'm a woman.

El parque de casas de los roedores

Yes. Those are part of my job.

My result is that I'm from the south. That is true. I'm from AR. 

There was a fire in my building before Christmas. The man who is now my boyfriend is on the crew that works to repair the damaged apartment units.

I was engaged to Boyfriend Number One but he cancelled the wedding. He left me for someone else.  
Number Two was a lazy jerk who quit every job that he had. He has obsessive-compulsive personality disorder which means he was a control...  moreI was engaged to Boyfriend Number One but he cancelled the wedding. He left me for someone else.  
Number Two was a lazy jerk who quit every job that he had. He has obsessive-compulsive personality disorder which means he was a control freak.I'll only discuss Number Three in Adult Mug. The Americans say you must be happy being single before you can be happy in a relationship. Number Four was very happy to be single. That's why we're no longer in a relationship. Number Five dumped me because he hated guns and one of my hobbies is target shooting. I met Number Six three weeks ago. He's good looking, he's nice, he's funny and he's charming. I hope Number Six is The One.  less

I read the story. It's so weird that I have no comment.

I found the news story. He didn't commit the crimes that tough people commit.Deputies said the first crime occurred on Nov. 7 when 36-year-old Ernest McKnight III stole an idling red Hyundai that was parked alongside State Road 60 and Central Avenue in La...  moreI found the news story. He didn't commit the crimes that tough people commit.Deputies said the first crime occurred on Nov. 7 when 36-year-old Ernest McKnight III stole an idling red Hyundai that was parked alongside State Road 60 and Central Avenue in Lake Wales as the driver was outside the car doing surveying for construction.On Thursday, McKnight was caught rummaging through a Chevrolet HHR alongside County Road 653 as the owner was walking his dog, records show. Deputies said McKnight fled the scene in the stolen Hyundai.About five hours later, McKnight is accused of stealing a package on a front porch. When the victim told him to return it, McKnight reportedly yelled back, “It’s mine now,” before once again taking off in the stolen car.Deputies said they arrested McKnight that same day. He refused to pull over for a traffic stop in Lake Wales.  less

That is weird.

Mi resultado en español es de Noticias Telemundo.
6 de noviembre 2020
Un hombre en Florida mata a su esposa embarazada de un disparo pensando que era un intruso.
El hombre dijo que se despertó en medio de la noche y al pensar que habí...  moreMi resultado en español es de Noticias Telemundo.
6 de noviembre 2020
Un hombre en Florida mata a su esposa embarazada de un disparo pensando que era un intruso.
El hombre dijo que se despertó en medio de la noche y al pensar que había escuchado a un extraño en la casa, por accidente le terminó disparando a su esposa. Las autoridades creen que se trató de un "trágico error".  

I never returned Christmas gifts. I'm happy to receive all of my gifts. My second boyfriend returned his Christmas gifts. He made a Christmas wishlist and he returned all of the gifts that weren't on his list. The next year, there were no gifts for him un...  moreI never returned Christmas gifts. I'm happy to receive all of my gifts. My second boyfriend returned his Christmas gifts. He made a Christmas wishlist and he returned all of the gifts that weren't on his list. The next year, there were no gifts for him under the tree.  

The neighbourhood is noisy. After you have lived here for a few months, you will no longer notice the sounds of gunshots and police cars.

Happy New Year!

I have Netflix.

Perhaps you haven't sold your car because you haven't applied all of the American dating advice to selling your car. Let me help.You need to see a therapist. Your mental issues prevent you from selling your car.You're not entitled to sell your car. The wo...  morePerhaps you haven't sold your car because you haven't applied all of the American dating advice to selling your car. Let me help.You need to see a therapist. Your mental issues prevent you from selling your car.You're not entitled to sell your car. The world doesn't owe you a car buyer.You need to be happy without selling your car before you can be happy that someone bought your car.  

When I type answermug.com into the browser, I see this:Earlier today, Livvie texted me a backdoor entry into Answermug. If I type the address of my profile page into the browser, https://answermug.com/profile/3532 , the page displays and I can g...  moreWhen I type answermug.com into the browser, I see this:Earlier today, Livvie texted me a backdoor entry into Answermug. If I type the address of my profile page into the browser, https://answermug.com/profile/3532 , the page displays and I can go from there.  

The “Florida Man” Game

This has been done here before. Use "Florida Man" and your birthday as the search terms. Post the results. My inspiration for this question was my2cents's and Livvie's responses to this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139414/what-you-use...  moreThis has been done here before. Use "Florida Man" and your birthday as the search terms. Post the results. My inspiration for this question was my2cents's and Livvie's responses to this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139414/what-you-used-to-do-on-the-internet-let-say-15-20-years-ago   I visited the forum at hannity.com.  They were playing the Florida Man game.My result is from the New York Post. My birthday is 06.11, but my result is from 11.06.2019.  

If I can't find the edge, I try to put my fingernail under the first layer. Then I try to tear across the roll so I can pull down on it. Sometimes that takes minutes. Sometimes I shred the roll before it turns.

Don't worry. I'll make sure that I rub it in before I go outside by the pool.

Getting around was easy on Monday night. The country was recovering from a hangover. 

I'm celebrating the first day of a different season.

Come here. I need to give you something.

I'm Captain Dublin's. If I'm Captain Dublin's, the pirate name finder gives me an idea of what I want the 2nd letter of his first name to be.

My advanced degree in the pseudosciences would be in Aquatic Ape Theory. Would I get extra credit for wearing my mermaid tail to class?

It's 86˚F.  We're under a yellow alert (severe thunderstorm watch/tornado watch) until 21:00 tomorrow.

I remember songs that were perfect for the moment.My uncle is a truck driver. There are several truck drivers in the family. Sometimes, I ride with my uncle during my time off from work. During one trip with him, Seven Nation Army played on the radio. I a...  moreI remember songs that were perfect for the moment.My uncle is a truck driver. There are several truck drivers in the family. Sometimes, I ride with my uncle during my time off from work. During one trip with him, Seven Nation Army played on the radio. I asked my uncle if it were possible to drive to Wichita. It's not possible. The highway ends at the border of Colombia and Panamá.Another song that was perfect for the moment was Orinoco Flow. On a trip I took to Venezuela, Orinoco Flow was the song that played on the radio when I went across the bridge over the Orinoco.    less

I was seven or eight years old. My first dirty joke was the first of many. When I was a kid, dirty jokes and cussing were my most frequent offenses.

Similar Worlds is a place to write stories. I would like to write stories but when I sign in, I become inundated with personal messages. The last time I signed in, there were eight people who sent messages within five seconds from the time I signed in. I ...  moreSimilar Worlds is a place to write stories. I would like to write stories but when I sign in, I become inundated with personal messages. The last time I signed in, there were eight people who sent messages within five seconds from the time I signed in. I can't have a conversation with eight people at the same time. If I don't respond soon enough, they'll send me a nasty message. If I lose track of someone in a conversation, he'll send a nasty message. If I tell them that seven others sent me messages at the same time, they become upset. That removes the fun from Similar Worlds. It's only the men who do that. The women know how to have conversations with people.  less

¿Qué enseña la profesora de matemáticas?- el conteo¿Qué enseña la profesora de inglés?- el inglés¿Qué enseña la profesora de gimnasia?- el conteo inglés

No, but some of my teachers in high school hated their nicknames.  Sra. Gallego's nickname was Veronica Crabtree. I got into trouble for calling her that.  Sr. Parker's nickname was Herbert J Garrison. He laughed about it.  Dr. Suarez's nic...  moreNo, but some of my teachers in high school hated their nicknames.  Sra. Gallego's nickname was Veronica Crabtree. I got into trouble for calling her that.  Sr. Parker's nickname was Herbert J Garrison. He laughed about it.  Dr. Suarez's nickname was Mr. Mackey. I don't think he cared.  

amo Re e Roma
amo Rai a Roma
amori di Roma
amorale è la Roma
amo ridere di Roma

Commercials about prescription drugs that we need to ask our doctors about are illegal here but I remember seeing them in the US. The only commercial I remember from my last visit to the US is the commercial that my cousins there hate the most, the man in...  moreCommercials about prescription drugs that we need to ask our doctors about are illegal here but I remember seeing them in the US. The only commercial I remember from my last visit to the US is the commercial that my cousins there hate the most, the man in yellow who has the pet bird.  

I stayed on the floor all night. I moved onto the couch the next morning. I heard my neighbour's pain from across the hall.

My last food poisoning was from a BLT. I bought the tomatoes from the same market as my neighbour. He made tomato bisque. We were both sick for a couple of days.

El conteo inglésThat would have been the punchline of a joke I brought home from elementary school, but my father didn't let me finish it.  He stopped me at la profesora de gimnasia.

My previous Answermug and Similar Worlds usernames were Sirena de Tormenta. I intended it to mean Mermaid of the Storms but some people thought it meant the alarm heard before a tornado. Mermaid and siren are both sirena ...  moreMy previous Answermug and Similar Worlds usernames were Sirena de Tormenta. I intended it to mean Mermaid of the Storms but some people thought it meant the alarm heard before a tornado. Mermaid and siren are both sirena in Spanish. I've also used Benedictine Arnold here. My username on Similar Worlds is Martina. I would like to use Similar Worlds but it's impossible for me to use it.   

The price of auto insurance compels me to slow down.

My Thanksgiving Day feast will be nonexistent this year. It's nonexistent every year. The holiday that features what you think of as Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner, such as turkey, is in June.

My Christmas Day feast will be a traditional barbecue. The rest of the day will be spent by the pool.

I tried diet soda once. It gave me a headache. I never drank it again.

I'll go shopping with my friends. Some shops begin Black Friday a few hours from now even though it's Thursday.

No escuché la entrevista en la radio, pero sí, leí sobre su vida. Leí La gorda de porcelana cuando era muy chica, con ese libro comenzó mi amor por la lectura. Cuando era una adolescente, tenía 15 o 16 a&ntil...  moreNo escuché la entrevista en la radio, pero sí, leí sobre su vida. Leí La gorda de porcelana cuando era muy chica, con ese libro comenzó mi amor por la lectura. Cuando era una adolescente, tenía 15 o 16 años,  La casa de los espíritus era mi libro favorito.