Which orange came first

the fruit or the color?

Not by a long shot. I make my own likker. 

Not only do I drink it, I also make it. 

Don't you just hate it when you can't break thru a pileup?

Some might be fun to watch, but they are all proven to be fake. 

When in China, do you eat their food?

A hearty breakfast is always the best way to start out the day.  

Hell no.

Guns, moonshine, and marijuana.

A tip?

My ammo.

Smoke a lot of marijuana. 

Legal marijuana, and a suck ass, dickhead prime minister. 

Using slow, deep tokes.

I have one, but most of you all on here are too dumb to answer it. 

Shoot a gun?  Me?

To "match" what on the Capitol? 

Actually, it means that the swamp is deeper and more wide spread than it was thought to be. It's funny that the Dems love whistle blowers, that is, until the whistle blowers aren't on their side. 

Heat, humidity, and hurricanes to start with.

Actually, the election was stolen for him, seeing that Biden isn't smart enough to steel it himself. 

How about some Biden jokes. 
What’s the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?
His dementia-------------------------
Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open...  moreHow about some Biden jokes. 
What’s the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?
His dementia-------------------------
Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from.----------------------------------------------
So, Joe Biden walks into a bar...
and sees a hot young woman sitting alone at a table.He sits down next to her and says, "So...do I come here often?"-----------------------------------
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"----------------------------------
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.  less

Trump and his rigged and stolen election lies?

So, Cuomo putting infected people in nursing homes didn't kill no one. 

And people were stupid enough to fall for it. 

Thanks, but I'll pass on it. I lived in Florida for 30 years, and I have no desire to ever go back, unless it's to go there to buy ammo. 

And you believe that, right? 

It's good water here where I is. 

There are people (morons) out there that are so brainwashed, they'll let anything be injected into their bodies. 

I'd like to know where it is. I would go there and shoot the damn cats. 

Nope, it don't. Neither does marijuana. But I'm still not getting no vaccines. 

The Democrats are out to destroy America. 

2nd dose? I'm not getting any doses. 

I'm not.

How can the dickhead pig be removed when he hasn't been sworn in yet?

The Bible

How to piss off liberals in 5 minutes or less. 

Gun books.

I juice a lemon with .22 birdshot.