A man's got to be very careful what he feels. Women might get away with feeling anything, but judges will throw the book at a man. (best just to keep your hands to yourself)
Sure. This reminds me of a movie in which Gene Wilder would almost faint at the sight of a certain woman. I can't remember the name of it but it was many years ago. Wilder was one of the really funny guys.................and along with Richard Pryor was as good as it gets comedy-wise.