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  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to I often tell people that the most important information on a food label is in the smallest print.:
     
      The latter.  ~
    • 2 hours ago
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to stop you or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      Once again, that’s NOT an argument, it’s just a string vile name-calling and random insults! Now either I get the argument I requested and paid for, or I will have my money returned to me! Harumpf!~
    • Sat at 7:50 PM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to How many plain ole t-shirts do you own?:
    • Fri at 8:11 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to How many plain ole t-shirts do you own?:
     
      They’re still non-plain on the inside, it just doesn’t show. That’s like saying “they’re not plain, but when I fold them, put them away in a dresser drawer and close it, then I leave the bedroom and close the do...  more
     
      They’re still non-plain on the inside, it just doesn’t show. That’s like saying “they’re not plain, but when I fold them, put them away in a dresser drawer and close it, then I leave the bedroom and close the door, then leave the house and close that door too, no one can see them, so they’re plain”.
    ~  
    • Fri at 8:07 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What are some bad songs to hear when you’re trying to lose weight?:
    • Fri at 7:59 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you ever unable to answer a question on the main board because you can only think of a dirty or inappropriate answer?:
      Wait, what? Only a true queenpin would pull such a larcenous move!Grrrrrrrrrrr.

     
    ~
    • Thu at 9:55 PM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to stop you or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      That’s not an argument!  Listen here, I paid five quid for an argument, and I demand that I  get one! Grrrrrrr,~
    • Thu at 2:15 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you ever unable to answer a question on the main board because you can only think of a dirty or inappropriate answer?:
     
      I know, right?
    ~
    • Wed at 3:56 PM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you ever unable to answer a question on the main board because you can only think of a dirty or inappropriate answer?:
     
      Hey, that’s not fair! Open any dictionary and you’ll find my picture next to those definitions!    (You’re probably reading the wrong books. Grrrrrrr.)
    ~
    • Wed at 3:52 PM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you ever unable to answer a question on the main board because you can only think of a dirty or inappropriate answer?:
     

      Wait, what? YOU?~
    • Wed at 8:24 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you ever unable to answer a question on the main board because you can only think of a dirty or inappropriate answer?:
      Grrrrrrrrrrr.
    (I’d say more, but it would only be dirty and inappropriate.)~
    • Wed at 8:22 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you ever unable to answer a question on the main board because you can only think of a dirty or inappropriate answer?:
      The innocent, saintly, reverent, pious angel that I am? Never! Perish the thought! Bite your tongue! Grrrrrrr.~
    • Wed at 2:34 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to stop you or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      Maybe you’re reformed. (Finally!)
     
    ...  more
     
      Maybe you’re reformed. (Finally!)
     

     


    (Nah! It’s more likely that this is just a phase of a sham of a ruse of a ploy of a scheme that you’re going through to keep your parole officer off of your back. Grrrrrrr.)~  
    • Wed at 2:21 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Did you ever make a "New Years Resolution" and actually kept it?:
      Well, I was never really into making resolutions in the first place, so way back in my teen years, I resolved that I would not make them at all, and I have stuck to that ever since. 
     Hey, wait a second . . .
    Grrrrrrrrr.~
    • Tue at 12:58 PM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Did you ever make a "New Years Resolution" and actually kept it?:
    • Tue at 10:21 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to stop you or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      And now for something completely different:~
    • Mon at 8:41 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Is anyone else having trouble with load times for this website?:
      Sorry!~
    • Mon at 7:08 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Is anyone else having trouble with load times for this website?:
     
    Grrrrrrrrr.~
    • Mon at 7:06 AM
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Is anyone else having trouble with load times for this website?:
     
     Gee, I haven’t the foggiest idea why certain people might be singled out. (Cough, cough.)
    (Meanwhile . . . )
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Is anyone else having trouble with load times for this website?:
     
      Earlier that week . . . 
    ~
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What are some things that have ever caused you to be beguiled?:
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What are some things that have ever caused you to be beguiled?:
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to My insurance company just transferred my prescriptions to Amazon Pharmacy. Should I be uncomfortable that Amazon has my health information? :
     
      Yes, I believe it’s worthy of concern.~
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to My insurance company just transferred my prescriptions to Amazon Pharmacy. Should I be uncomfortable that Amazon has my health information? :
     
      Yes, I believe so, especially if the switch was both previously unannounced to you and completely unexpected by you.~
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What are some things that have ever caused you to be beguiled?:
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to stop you or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
    • January 29
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      Hey, wait . . .
    ~
    • January 28
  • Randy D
    Randy D started a discussion:
    What are some things that have ever caused you to be beguiled?
    ~
    • January 28
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Is anyone else having trouble with load times for this website?:
     
      In my end, new problems of that type have certainly cropped up every few hours over the past week or so. I took it to probably be an effect of the technician tweaking those fixes that Just Asking said would be starting soon.~
    • January 28
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to If I showed up at your house dressed in an unused Hefty bag, would you toss me in the trash?:
     
      Nope, I wouldn’t touch you at ALL, I’d just tell you to go toss yourself! (Into the garbage, of course.) Grrrrrrr.~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Would you allow your medical visit to filmed for a reality show? Can you think of a reason that anyone would?:
     
      Nope to Question Number One, and yes to Question Number Two. Supposed fame and/or fortune, ego, naïvety, gullibility, misplaced assumptions of values, etc.~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Why is Friday so awesome, why? :
     
      Congratulations!  ~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      Don’t you regret giving that response?
    ~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      That’s no cure! Take the medicine, take the medicine!~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      I don’t know, but you’ve also missed another response and image below. Just scroll down, you’ll see them.~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Do you own anything with a lifetime warranty?:
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Do you own anything with a lifetime warranty?:
     
      I know, right?  Thanks, though.  ~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Have you heard that Jane S (seated in the middle) finally figured out a way to keep Randy D away from her forever?:
    Lol!~
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to I really don't want to ______________________________________:
    • January 27
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
     
      ¡Ouch!  I offer my specially-honed services to kiss it and make it better!  ~
    • January 26
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Have you heard that Jane S (seated in the middle) finally figured out a way to keep Randy D away from her forever?:
    • January 26
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Have you heard that Jane S (seated in the middle) finally figured out a way to keep Randy D away from her forever?:
     
      
      ~
    • January 26
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What is something that other people need to or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.):
    • January 26
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to What's one huge music hit that you don't like?:
    “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”
    “Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car”
    “Sweet Child of Mine”
    “Pour Some Sugar on Me”
    Many, many others.~
    • January 24
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to I really don't want to ______________________________________:
     
      Was I required to think of something else?????
    ~
    • January 24
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to If I came to visit and I asked you to, would you wear a big unused plastic garbage bag with me when we go out to eat?:
     
      “Scared some of you with that one didn't I?    ;)”
      You had me for a second there; when I read the words “big unused plastic garbage bag” on the feed and before clicking on the question, I was sure he ...  more
     
      “Scared some of you with that one didn't I?    ;)”
      You had me for a second there; when I read the words “big unused plastic garbage bag” on the feed and before clicking on the question, I was sure he had returned. It was knowing that a few others had answered and commented that made me curious enough to click, because when the original garbage bag guy posted, I never answered or nor commented. I would read the stuff sometimes just to see what was being said, but I didn’t play because I didn’t want any of that content showing up in my notifications every time someone posted on it. I did notice, however, that you excluded the color of the garbage bags, something that he always put.~  less
    • January 24
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to I really don't want to ______________________________________:
     

    ~
    • January 23
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Have you read more than three books about the 1903 Chicago Iroquois Theater Fire, like I have?:
     
      No, I have read fewer than three books on that topic. 

     
    (Hey, wait . . . )~
    • January 22
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you even mildly amusing?:
     
      Well? I’m waiting. (Grrrrrrr.)
    ~
    • January 22
  • Randy D
    Randy D replied to Are you even mildly amusing?:
     

      Duly noted, mon frère.~
    • January 22
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  • Where do you live? State of Constant Confusion
  • About Me: TILDES EXP­LAINED:
    When I was­ on Answer­Bag, I wan­ted a quic­k and easy­ way to se­arch for m­y question­s, answers­ and comme­nts in the­ Search Fe­ature, and­ the best ­way was by­ using a u­nique char­acter. I b­egan putti­ng a tilde­ at the bo­ttom of my­ posts, an­d an obses­sion was b­orn.

    AN IMPORTA­NT PIECE O­F INFORMAT­ION:
    I want it ­to be clea­r to all t­hat for me­, AnswerMu­g is nothi­ng more th­an a playf­ul pastime­. I joke a­round a lo­t on here,­ and anyon­e who take­s too much­ seriousne­ss in me i­s making a­ big mista­ke.

    BOUNDARIES­:
    Also, I'm ­a married ­man, I am ­neither av­ailable no­r looking.­ I don't ­make any m­oves to es­calate con­tact with ­any women ­on here be­yond posts­ that appe­ar on thes­e "pa­ges".­ I won't e­mail, ask ­for phone ­numbers, t­ext, Skype­, ask for ­photos, at­tempt to c­onnect thr­ough Faceb­ook, attem­pt to get ­any kind o­f contact ­informatio­n, etc. No­r will I s­end any co­ntact info­rmation of­ my own to­ anyone on­ here.

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  • What are some things that have ever caused you to be beguiled?

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  • Isn’t it dirty pool to trick Randy D from just saying “No comment” when approached by the local news about his court case? Grrrrrrr.

     


    Inspired by a series of answers and comments to this qu...  more
     


    Inspired by a series of answers and comments to this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139580/has-the-local-media-ever-approached-you-for-a-comment-what-did/view/post_id/978199~  
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  • What are some actions or activities that should NEVER lead to huggin’ and kissin’?

     

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  • Which foods do you think should not be labeled as “organic”? (Your response need not be a serious one if you don’t want it to be.) ~

    Last post by NYAD - January 18
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  • AEIOU. How might I get panned upon pinpointing a poorly posted pun about vowels?

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  • Do you often find yourself in a “holding pattern”? I certainly find myself in them quite frequently . . .

     

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    Last post by Randy D - January 19
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  • Of the natural* terrain features where you live, what are some interesting or extraordinary facts?

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  • What are some of the ways your forgetfulness has served you well?

    Inspired by this question that was posted by another member:&nbs...  moreInspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139549/has-your-memory-been-a-disappointment-to-you/view/post_id/977845/page/1
    ~  
    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - January 14
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  • What will be some of the main differences between cats taking over the human race and dogs taking over the human race*?

     
    *We all know that either of the two (or maybe even both) ...  more
     
    *We all know that either of the two (or maybe even both) will eventually happen someday, please don’t try to avoid the inevitability of it. Grrrrrrr.~  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - January 12
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  • Which do you think might be more difficult: herding wet cats, or getting Randy D to eat avocado/guacamole?

     

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    Last post by Randy D - January 15
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  • What are some of your favorite movies that are set in the 18th century?

    Last post by Zack - January 26
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  • What are some absolutely WRONG ways to remove snapping turtles from roadways?

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    Last post by my2cents - January 8
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  • “Don’t try this at home!” Have you ever tried to replicate some dangerous act/action/feat/stunt that you saw someone else do onscreen?

     
    Last post by Honey Dew - January 9
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  • From the movies, what are some of your favorite scenes that take place in or on a body of water?

    Last post by Natasha Saphique - January 26
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  • What compelled you to compel me?

    Last post by Randy D - January 6
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  • What are some examples of things that you have had to decide for another person or for other people?

    Last post by Thriftymaid - January 7
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  • What would be your supervillain name (or nickname), and what such moniker would you give me? (No profanity, please.)

    Last post by Honey Dew - January 7
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  • What is something minor that you like very much, and something major that you do not like very much? Two-part question.

     
      For me: having clean fingernails (minor), and the ...  more
     
      For me: having clean fingernails (minor), and the fact that the acquisition of and consumption of alcohol has such importance to so many people (major).~  
    Last post by NYAD - January 5
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  • Charlie horse. Goose egg. Bum knee. Green thumb. Tennis elbow. Trick shoulder. Lead foot. What’s next? ~

    Last post by Randy D - January 4
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  • What are some positive situations or some positive ways that a person might be dizzy?

    Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/1312...  moreCompanion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/131290/what-types-of-things-might-make-or-could-make-a-person-dizzy
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    Last post by Element 99 - January 17
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  • She claims she doesn’t know or doesn’t understand his reasons for wanting to break up with her. Is that just an act?

    Last post by Randy D - January 2
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  • Did you realize it was an early childhood incident that caused Randy D to require that “certain people” sign contracts with him?

     
    Last post by NYAD - January 3
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  • Humorous answers, please: if you were to invent a new medication, what would it be?

     
    Last post by Randy D - January 2
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  • What are some humorous red flags you might encounter when you’re viewing a residence to find out if it’s a good match for you to move in?

     


     
    Last post by sirena Martina - January 2
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  • Have you been made aware that the year 2023 will feature a variation on GPF Officer Randolph D Randall’s posts?

    The friendly neighborhood officer who recognizes good practices ...  moreThe friendly neighborhood officer who recognizes good practices and issues praise for them:
    Notifications of grammar rules and regulations:
     
    Gentle warnings:Stern warnings:
     
    Stringent enforcement measures for repeat offenders and those who willfully commit infractions to bait or goad officers:
    Citations deemed to be routine in nature will still be annotated by this familiar graphic:
     
     
    In those rare occasions of disputed citations, please keep in mind that the officer’s cousin and uncle are both sitting judges who preside over these cases. (Not  to dissuade dissenting opinions, just letting you know. Cough, cough.)NOTE: as usual, any and all corrections or edits that you make will result in the officer’s post being deleted without further comment as soon as he knows you’ve taken that action.
    ~  less
    Last post by Randy D - January 6
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  • Humorous answers, please: she explained her personal rules to Randy D. What are the top 3 she stresses the most?

    Last post by Randy D - January 1
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  • What are some things you might try to describe by using stick figures?

     
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - December 29, 2022
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  • What is a truly bad reason to get into a good career?

    Last post by Randy D - December 30, 2022
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  • What are some humorous red flags that a job applicant might encounter at a job interview and not want to work at that place? ~

    Last post by Honey Dew - January 5
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  • Do me a favor, please: next time, don’t write all over it, ok? I didn’t buy it, I rented it. They keep my deposit if it’s been altered.

     
    Last post by Randy D - December 27, 2022
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  • Dating world. What was the worst date you’ve ever been on, and were you the inviter or the invitee?

    When I was single, I did a lot of dating, to include blind dates...  moreWhen I was single, I did a lot of dating, to include blind dates. All of these experiences took place long before the internet and cell phones were in widespread or everyday use. 
     
    When I was about 16 or 17 years old, during the summer break, a girl from my class showed an interest in me. She lived a few blocks away and would ride over to my house on her bicycle and invite me to go riding with her. I can’t remember how many times we went riding, maybe only two or three. But the curious thing was that whenever she was waiting for me on the front porch to go get my bicycle from the garage or the house, wherever I kept it, I can’t really remember, my mother would call me from inside the house to do some insignificant chores, such as the kitchen floor needs to be swept or throw out the garbage or go upstairs and do something. My mother would interrupt me at least two or three times just as we were ready to take off on our bikes. Every time I finished one task, she called me again. The girl eve...    less
    Last post by Thriftymaid - December 24, 2022
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  • What’s that strange-looking thing on your hand?

    Last post by Randy D - December 24, 2022
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  • What is your pirate name? Use this tool below to determine it:

     

     
    Avast, Matey! Arrrrgh, the next annual “Tal...  more
     

     
    Avast, Matey! Arrrrgh, the next annual “Talk Like A Pirate Day” isn’t until Sept 19th, but we can prepare early!  I’ll have that response from ye now, scurvy dog, or you’ll feel the cold steel o’ me cutlass guidin’ ya ta walk da plank for a awful short yet lightnin’ quick journey to Davy Jones Locker fer da rest o’ eternity! Bide yer time if ye like, ‘tis no skin off me nose iffen I run ya through an’ through er set ye adrift marooned, makes me no nevermind, arrrrgh. Ye lasses kin play too, ya know, der’s merriment ta be had by all!
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    Last post by Randy D - December 22, 2022
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  • For those of you who get them, what is your main reason for getting massages? For those of you who do not, what is your main reason?

    Last post by Randy D - December 19, 2022
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  • Excluding human beings and human body parts, what object, device, or machine has to be at room temperature in order to be used as intended?

     
    Last post by Randy D - December 18, 2022
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  • Imagine you’re a contestant on the “Jeopardy!” TV game show. What are some categories you’d love to see because you’re great at them?

     
     

    ...  more
     
     


    Here’s a template and the website where you can even make your own if you’d like to. (NOT a requirement, just an offer.)
    https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/171884263/Jeopardy~
       
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  • What is something that other people need to stop you or should stop you from doing? (Make it a funny answer, don’t take it too seriously.)

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  • (((Listen, you haven’t told anyone about meeting with me, about our conversations, have you? Remember, we made a deal.)))

     
    ~
     
    Last post by Randy D - December 17, 2022
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  • Military veterans, do you remember the 1970s-1980s newsletter called “S.S.A.M.”?

    The initials stand for Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine. The news...  moreThe initials stand for Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine. The newsletter was similar to the Stars and Stripes newspaper in many ways, except that instead of being a daily publication, it was either monthly, bi-monthly, or weekly (it’s been way too long; I can’t remember for sure). Another feature that distinguished it from Stars and Stripes was its letters section, or commentary section. Many writers extolled the virtues of their particular branches of service in comparison with the other branches, and staunch opinions that launched arguments were the order of the day. Due to its pre-internet age, the submissions had to be mailed in to the publisher’s offices, so there was lag time between the banter.~  less
    Last post by Element 99 - December 16, 2022
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  • What is an event that you’re expecting to take place in 2023 and you’re dreading it with a sense of impending doom?

    Last post by Randy D - December 16, 2022
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  • And what if I told you I just don’t have the money for it right now?

     

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    Last post by Randy D - December 16, 2022
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  • Excluding humans & body parts, name 2 objects that have to be pulled apart from each other in order to work properly or to be used properly.

    Some examples: a door and a door jamb, a Polaroid photo and its ...  moreSome examples: a door and a door jamb, a Polaroid photo and its developing strip, a grenade and its pin, tape from its roll.~
       
    Last post by NYAD - Thu at 12:46 PM
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  • Humorous answers, please: what is something you like to look at but do not like to touch or would not like to touch?

     
    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - December 15, 2022
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  • Have you ever worked for the DMV* or its equivalent if it’s named differently where you are? If so, what was it like working there?

    *Department of Motor Vehicles.
    ~
    Last post by Randy D - December 15, 2022
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  • Are there (a) various times in your life when Saint Valentine’s Day has meant A LOT to you, and (b) other times in your life that it hasn’t?

    This is not directed to the people to whom Saint Valentine&rsquo...  moreThis is not directed to the people to whom Saint Valentine’s Day has NEVER meant anything. 
    ~  
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  • Maid Minute. Giant Green. Shack Radio. Ben’s Uncle. Liquid Dishwashing. Wireless Verizon. Mirror bedroom. Pepper Doctor. Malibu Chevy.

    Take a two-word reference to the name of a product, a make/model...  moreTake a two-word reference to the name of a product, a make/model, or a brand name, reverse the order of those two words to come up with a weird, odd, strange, offbeat or even a slightly amusing outcome.~  
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  • Name a celeb you wish was a relative of yours, and excluding spouse, what relationship you wish it would be? Thank you.

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  • What is something you do frequently that would drive Randy D up a wall with impatience were you to know him personally in real life?

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  • Do you remember if your name was the first word you learned to spell? If it wasn’t, which word was?

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  • Topic: musical acts that have changed their stage names, some of them more than once.

    Thinking of musical bands or groups individual singers that...  moreThinking of musical bands or groups individual singers that have changed their names at least one time, which of your favorites do you think was a poor choice? This poor choice can be either the original name or can be any subsequent name change along the way.~  
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  • Is it safe to dive back into the Poll Pool?
    Posted August 28, 2020

     

     

  • Do you brush your tongue? ~
    Posted September 20, 2018
    In addition to brushing your teeth, that is. 


  • Which gets less traffic, and why?
    Posted June 23, 2018
    AnswerMug's Polls page, or AnswerMug's Statements page?

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  • POLL:
    Posted May 13, 2018

      POLL: what is the probability that you'll change your current citizenship to that of another country? ~
  • Post Pole Poll ~
    Posted March 31, 2018

      If you post a poll about a pole, is it considered a pole poll, a pole-poll, a poll-pole, a posted pole poll, a post about polling poles, a posted polled pole, a poled posting of a poll, or a post-pole poll?

  • How much money have you donated to Wikipedia?
    Posted March 14, 2018
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  • This is my 100th AnswerMug poll.
    Posted March 12, 2018
    Can you believe that just prior to this one, six whole months passed between the times that I posted a poll?  July 2017 to February 2018. 
  • The last time you accidentally cut yourself, were you . . .
    Posted February 20, 2018


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  • Hazing.
    Posted July 14, 2017

    Do you consider there to be any positive aspects of hazing?

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  • Which do you prefer: Randall or Randolph?
    Posted June 8, 2017
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  • Is correct/proper tilde-placement an art, or a science?
    Posted May 11, 2017
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  • How good are you at explaining your way out of things?
    Posted May 4, 2017

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  • What items or objects have you accidentally thrown away?
    Posted May 1, 2017

    For instance, you have trash and other items in your hands and you mistake one for the other, keeping the trash and throwing away the non-trash item, or you are holding something and absentmindedly throw it into the trash, etc.


    • Footnote: Canadian, British, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, Australian, New Zealander, and peoples in/from associated colonies and former colonies, please substitute the word "rubbish" for the word "trash".  Thanks, mates!




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  • Do you ever think about your shadow?
    Posted April 29, 2017

    a. Yes, all the time. 

    b. Every now and then. 

    c. Sometimes. 

    d. Not every often. 

    e. No, never. 

    f. I have a shadow?

    g. Not since I first discovered it when I was a youngster.

    h. Only when/if it might get me caught as I lurk, stalk, plunder or peek. 

    i. I cast no shadow, Randolph.


    ~




  • Plate or bowl?
    Posted April 27, 2017


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  • Do you ever get bored with AnswerMugging? ~
    Posted April 24, 2017
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  • Which would be worse, and why: going bald or going grey? ~
    Posted April 23, 2017
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  • Which is worse: a crawling insect or a flying insect?
    Posted April 14, 2017



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  • Of the following, which would you like to have named after you?
    Posted April 10, 2017
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  • Female Battle of the Band polls or other polls?
    Posted April 8, 2017
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  • Is the exterior of your residence the color you want it to be?
    Posted April 6, 2017


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  • How closely do you identify with your fake online username?
    Posted April 1, 2017


    (This is only directed to those of you who, like me, are using an actual name that is other than your own true name.  Nicknames, cleverly-constructed cutesy joke names, etc such as PowrPostr or Da Reel Deel do not count.)

    ~
  • Women: have you ever told lies about your eyebrows?
    Posted March 29, 2017
    Companion question to:

    http://answermug.com/forums/topic/26563/of-the-various-eyebrow-enhancing-choices-that-women-use-which-o/view/post_id/232749

  • Is there anyone on your AM Friends List who you don't know how
    Posted March 21, 2017
    they ended up there?

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  • Are you fertile? If so, how much?
    Posted March 19, 2017


    fer·tile ˈfərdl/adjective

    (of a seed or egg) capable of or able to conceive young or produce seed.
    "Barbara carefully calculated the period when she was most fertile"
    synonyms: able to conceive, able to have children, fruitful, productive
  • Are there any examples of graffiti that you truly like?
    Posted March 15, 2017

    Graffiti as defined by unauthorized painting of public or private property by persons usually unknown to the rightful owners of said property.
    This does NOT include the authorized painting of public or private property by persons known to the rightful owners of said property.
    ~
  • Should photos be allowed when posting polls?
    Posted March 11, 2017

    Currently, photos/graphics cannot be made part of posted polls.
  • I'm placing the decision-making in all of your hands:
    Posted March 10, 2017
    Which chores, errands, honey-do tasks or fun activities should I undertake this weekend? 


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  • Did you come here to see if any new polls have been posted?
    Posted March 9, 2017
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  • Who among us here has NEVER used Uber* at all? (I'm first.) ~
    Posted March 3, 2017

    A brief overview: Uber, a U.S.-based online-accessed public transportation service, matches its drivers with potential customers who need rides, and the two parties rate each other to achieve probability of future use.  A majority of the drivers use their own private vehicles, while a small number of them lease vehicles from the company.

     
    *The company's name is spelled without an umlaut because it was founded in the United States, a country where alphabet of the dominant language (English) does not feature umlauts. 


    A. I, just like you, Randy D, have never been a customer of Uber.

    B. I've only used their service once or twice, or only for receiving deliveries, but never as a passenger. 

    C. I'm disqualified from answering because I use their service all the time.

    D. Why can't you save me 15% on my auto insurance, Randall D?  Answer me that, you cad.

    E.  I can't take time to answer right now; I'm busy creating an Uber account on my phone.

    F.  I've never even heard of that company or its service before.

    G. Two or more of the above, namely, _____________________________.

    H. None of the above/other answer, namely, _____________________________.



    March 03, 2017.

    ~
  • A poll about newscasters' grammar:
    Posted February 26, 2017


    This is morning I heard a newscaster deliver the line, "None of the injuries is life-threatening." I think it should have been, "None of the injuries are life-threatening." Of the two, which do you think is correct?


    1. "None of the injuries is life-threatening."

    2. "None of the injuries are life-threatening."

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  • What is it like to be the one who posts the most polls?
    Posted February 25, 2017
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  • Do you think Donald Trump should stop tweeting or at least
    Posted February 25, 2017
    curtail it somewhat?
    ~
  • A poll about the Clinton presidential dynasty:
    Posted February 22, 2017

    Do you think that Bill and Hillary Clinton are preparing their daughter Chelsea to run for the US presidency some day?

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  • Are you hoping Hillary Clinton will run for president again?
    Posted February 21, 2017
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  • A poll about panhandling (aka begging for money):
    Posted February 20, 2017


    In your opinion, are there certain places that by law, statute or regulation no one should be allowed to beg for money from strangers passing by?

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  • Should AnswerMug polls appear along with new questions?
    Posted February 20, 2017


    They might get more traffic that way. ~
  • Do I like to post polls?
    Posted February 20, 2017
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  • Do you think that Hillary Clinton regrets
    Posted February 20, 2017

    having uttered the quip "basket of deplorables"?



  • What are some essential elements of a good poll?
    Posted February 18, 2017
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  • Scenario: you're in line at an ATM, one person is using the
    Posted February 18, 2017
    machine, and there's no one waiting behind you. 
    As the first person finishes and walks away, you approach the machine to begin your transaction. You notice that that person forgot his/her ATM card.  The person is already 15 to 20 feet away from you, but still within earshot. 

    Do you:
  • Do you think I monopolize the AnswerMug polls?
    Posted February 15, 2017
    ~
  • GENDER EQUALITY?
    Posted February 15, 2017
    Is it unethical for a woman who's in a position of power and authority in the workplace to have sex with a man who is her subordinate/co-worker?
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  • How many times do your AnswerMug Notifications show?
    Posted February 15, 2017
    Sometimes mine reappear after I have viewed them, and I don't know why. 
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  • Do your children know your voicemail password? ~
    Posted February 5, 2017


    I was surprised to learn that something I said in a voicemail message to a friend was common knowledge to the recipient's children, ages 20 and 17.  
    When I asked about it, my friend shrugged and said, "Meh, my kids access my voicemail and listen to a lot of my messages. They don't listen to each and every one of them, but they did happen to hear that one. I don't really mind, I don't  keep anything from them."

    If you have both voicemail and children, do your children have your password?  If so, does it matter what their ages are, minors or adults?
     
  • When is your next dental appointment?
    Posted February 4, 2017
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  • Poll: why don't you like popcorn?
    Posted February 4, 2017
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  • People in relationships, between you and your partner, who
    Posted January 31, 2017
    likes having music playing at night when the two of you go to bed and/or while you're both sleeping?
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  • What is the frequency with which you do crossword puzzles?
    Posted January 28, 2017
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  • Crossword puzzle enthusiasts, what's your preferred strategy? ~
    Posted January 25, 2017
    In other words, how do you like to do 'em?
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