If he wins, something vengeful is exactly what a lot of his voters want. That’s why the two-party system is bad for democracy. It does exactly what the founders of the USA said it would do.
If there isn’t Drag Queen Story Hour in Heaven, or any other possible post-life dimension, then I guess I better put it on my bucket list.Oh, this Drag Queen Story Hour could get interesting. Things may get out of hand.
... moreIf there isn’t Drag Queen Story Hour in Heaven, or any other possible post-life dimension, then I guess I better put it on my bucket list.Oh, this Drag Queen Story Hour could get interesting. Things may get out of hand.
It’s possible, but if consciousness transfers to another another dimension after death, Heaven and Hell would be a pretty crappy system, IMO.
My mom gave me a book from a Christian author about what Heaven is like. Spoiler alert: It doe... moreIt’s possible, but if consciousness transfers to another another dimension after death, Heaven and Hell would be a pretty crappy system, IMO.
My mom gave me a book from a Christian author about what Heaven is like. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t sound that great.
Trump: Authority to declassify
Biden: NO authority to declassify That was true before Joe Biden became President. Can Joe Biden retroactively declassify those documents? If so, that should be the end of the story. If not, Bara... moreTrump: Authority to declassify
Biden: NO authority to declassify That was true before Joe Biden became President. Can Joe Biden retroactively declassify those documents? If so, that should be the end of the story. If not, Barack Obama could say they were declassified and end it right now for Joe Biden.Again, *trigger warning for political partisans* what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If the President has the ultimate authority to declassify documents, that should be the end of the story for both Donald Trump AND Joe Biden. less
Some of those headlights were designed by truly evil people. My husband owns a small trucking company so I know all about these. In some newer truck models, they come from the factory with the same bulb for the low beams and the high beams. &n... moreSome of those headlights were designed by truly evil people. My husband owns a small trucking company so I know all about these. In some newer truck models, they come from the factory with the same bulb for the low beams and the high beams. How could anyone possibly think that’s a good idea?When we get the trucks, we have to take the H11 bulbs out of the low beam socket and replace them with low beam H1155 bulbs. It’s still not just that easy. The low beam headlights can only be aimed in one exact position. If they’re aimed too high OR too low, they still appear as high beams to other drivers. less
I have three kids plus one in the oven, so I can look at toilets on wheels and think of everything that could possibly go wrong. Whoever invented this probably never had boys. I can already see it getting pushed down the stairs after the kid i... moreI have three kids plus one in the oven, so I can look at toilets on wheels and think of everything that could possibly go wrong. Whoever invented this probably never had boys. I can already see it getting pushed down the stairs after the kid is done using it.
Modern cars and trucks have a whole lot of unsafe safety features, such as low beams that look like high beams which is a road rage incident waiting to happen.
Potty Scotty and Potty Patty.These are toilets for toddlers that have wheels on them so the kids can ride them while doing their business.That’s just what I need. The kid rolls into the living room on one of those when there’s company. &... morePotty Scotty and Potty Patty.These are toilets for toddlers that have wheels on them so the kids can ride them while doing their business.That’s just what I need. The kid rolls into the living room on one of those when there’s company. Mommy! Look! I’m going all by myself!
I only remember Dad cussing three times which is why those three times were so memorable.One time was when he was arguing with my mom over where I was going to go to high school. My mom wanted me to go to the Christian boarding school where my half-... moreI only remember Dad cussing three times which is why those three times were so memorable.One time was when he was arguing with my mom over where I was going to go to high school. My mom wanted me to go to the Christian boarding school where my half-brother and my brother went to school, but my dad said “No, they‘ve already f****d up two kids, they’re not going to f*** up the third.”The next time I heard him cuss was when my half-brother had diarrhea but didn’t make it to the bathroom in time. My half-brother was in his 20s when he did that. That time the F word was used as the middle name of a deity.The third time my dad lost it and cussed out my half-brother was right after sunrise one morning when he saw his pickup truck in the field buried in mud up to the top of its wheels and one of his farm tractors was stuck in the mud right behind it. That time I think my dad pretty much used all of the swear words. less
I don’t think Danny DeVito should play Sean Hannity but whoever plays Sean Hannity should be paired with an actress with a New York accent. Then you can make a show about the Sean Hannity character doing really bad imitations of her accent.
Yes. In elementary school the community access channel did a report on our school carnival. They asked me what I thought of our school carnival and I said it was dumb and boring because it was just watching the teachers have fun. I didn&... moreYes. In elementary school the community access channel did a report on our school carnival. They asked me what I thought of our school carnival and I said it was dumb and boring because it was just watching the teachers have fun. I didn’t make it onto TV that day.
The cousin who pulled my great aunt’s car out of the garage and put his own car in the garage did a whole lot of not nice things to his mom. Yes, her car was full of dents. She eventually got her revenge on her son by selling her house a... moreThe cousin who pulled my great aunt’s car out of the garage and put his own car in the garage did a whole lot of not nice things to his mom. Yes, her car was full of dents. She eventually got her revenge on her son by selling her house and moving into an apartment for retirees, which left her son homeless.
My mom’s mom’s side of the family is the rowdy side of the family. The other sides of my family are mostly normal with a few outliers.The cousin who put his mom’s car outside in a hailstorm so he could put his own car in the garage... moreMy mom’s mom’s side of the family is the rowdy side of the family. The other sides of my family are mostly normal with a few outliers.The cousin who put his mom’s car outside in a hailstorm so he could put his own car in the garage is also remembered for getting arrested in the driveway for DUI before Thanksgiving Dinner. He pulled into the driveway and hit another car already parked there.
Now I think we definitely need to take a closer look at all of our previous presidents. Who knows what documents they were taking that shouldn’t have been taken.I think a pre-dawn raid on Mount Vernon is in order.
It’s hahahaha because if he were 18 when he was on SW, he would’ve been a kid on EP, which is possible. I never got the feeling I was talking to a nine-year-old kid on EP. Giving him the benefit of the doubt as much as humanly possible, ... moreIt’s hahahaha because if he were 18 when he was on SW, he would’ve been a kid on EP, which is possible. I never got the feeling I was talking to a nine-year-old kid on EP. Giving him the benefit of the doubt as much as humanly possible, he might have been a kid who lied about his age so he could have an account on EP, which is something I don’t plan to let my own kids do. Also, somehow Mom always showed up within 15 minutes of chatting with him and she’s been following him online for several years. Really? I guess that part is possible. I’ve heard about moms of disabled kids being overprotective so that could’ve been an extreme case. less
I guess I was talking with a nine-year-old on EP then! No wonder why his mom wanted to know who the women were who were chatting with him! Hahaha!I actually miss a lot of the EP trolls, lol.
“one is a disabled young man whose mother had messaged me to find out who her son was chatting with”Wow, he and his mother are still on SW? I remember him and his mother from EP! lol She’s been messaging everybody... more“one is a disabled young man whose mother had messaged me to find out who her son was chatting with”Wow, he and his mother are still on SW? I remember him and his mother from EP! lol She’s been messaging everybody who chats with her disabled son for a long time now! Hahahahaha!
The part of the media that’s pro-Biden makes excuses for him for the same reason that the part of the media that was pro-Trump made excuses for Donald Trump.The investigation into classified documents doesn’t go far enough. They need to ... moreThe part of the media that’s pro-Biden makes excuses for him for the same reason that the part of the media that was pro-Trump made excuses for Donald Trump.The investigation into classified documents doesn’t go far enough. They need to look into what Jimmy Carter, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all have. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.When I read or hear “Why it’s not the same thing when… does it”, I roll my eyes.After we’re done with them, we can find out what Dan Quayle, Al Gore, Dick Cheney and Mike Pence all took with them. less
I live pretty close to being halfway between the equator and the North Pole. Other than that, I can’t think of anything interesting or extraordinary about it.
I met my best friend Jamie in elementary school because we were both the kids nobody really liked, so he was my natural ally. Maybe that’s not so weird, unlike our school which was a pretty weird place.
We pretty much neutralized the threat from the dogs.
The threat from the cats needs a little more attention.
I have a high-tech laser weapon. So far, it hasn’t failed to distract the cats from their evil plans.
I have an entourage of grammar cops following me around even though I’m trying really hard to commit less grammar infractions this year. What? Another ticket? What did I do know?
This piqued my interest so I checked out the website. The one I get looks almost like my2cents’s screenshot, but mine has the red banner on top.Something about it feels weird to me, but I’m having a hard time putting it into words so I r... moreThis piqued my interest so I checked out the website. The one I get looks almost like my2cents’s screenshot, but mine has the red banner on top.Something about it feels weird to me, but I’m having a hard time putting it into words so I really can’t come up with a good answer, sorry.
Mom! There’s a hailstorm coming!*moves Mom’s c... moreMom! There’s a hailstorm coming!*moves Mom’s car out of the garage*
*puts his own car into the garage*Yes, that really happened.
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Inspired by one of the replies to this question: https://an... moreInspired by one of the replies to this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138636/what-s-the-punchline-to-one-of-your-favorite-jokeslmao
A. I vote for the uncontested candidate anyway.B. I leave it bla... moreA. I vote for the uncontested candidate anyway.B. I leave it blank or I choose none of the above.C. I write in someone else if my ballot allows it.D. Either A, B or C. It depends on if I support the candidate or not.E. Other
This question was inspired by this post about disciplining child... moreThis question was inspired by this post about disciplining children. https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138892/should-you-raise-you-re-kids-with-no-discipline-for-their-best-l/
It just made me realize that I’m now at the same age as my half-brother was when my dad kicked him out of the house. My half-brother was a failure to launch. I’m 29 now. My dad kicked out my half-brother when he was 29 after an argument where my dad told him to clean his room. How humiliating, lol. less
My cousin David moved to Argentina. My uncle-in-law moved ... moreMy cousin David moved to Argentina. My uncle-in-law moved to Germany. They never met each other, but they both moved abroad for same reason. They both wanted to get away from their mothers. They actually said that.
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Inspired by my misreading of this question: https://answerm... moreInspired by my misreading of this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138590/is-there-anything-in-your-fridge-pantry-that-no-one-will-eat-but/view/post_id/967951
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I’ve been to North Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska and Wyoming but not Montana.Edit: In addition to states or provinces, I also meant to include any territories or other first-level subnational divisions that border the one where you live.Edit: Including water borders is optional. I’m not going to be that picky.
For me, it was definitely the corn dogs in elementary school. &n... moreFor me, it was definitely the corn dogs in elementary school. I threw up on my desk twice after having them for lunch.
Inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/top... moreInspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/137304/have-you-ever-been-affected-by-a-severe-storm/view/post_id/956534/The ones where I live would be blizzards, tornadoes, hail, high winds and now wildfires, which never used to happen but there have been quite a few grass fires nearby in the last few years.
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All cities and towns near me have sirens, but I live too far away from town to hear them. My dogs can hear them just fine! They start howling once a month at noon when they get tested. Other methods would be the Emergency Alert System on TV and radio and emergency phone alerts which I get. I also have a weather radio which is probably the most important thing I have since I live on a farm that’s seven or eight miles from the nearest town. less
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I know not a lot of people will be able to answer this since mos... moreI know not a lot of people will be able to answer this since most of us are from the USA, but this question was inspired by this discussion: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/137135/state-makes-it-a-crime-to-be-in-possession-of-more-than-2-ballot/view/post_id/954685/Do you have mandatory voting?Does your country require ID to vote?Do you have ballot drop boxes?Do you have absentee voting?Does your country allow third parties to deliver ballots?Do you have mail-in voting?What else do you do differently?I’m just curious to see what the rest of the world does or doesn’t do. less
This is a fill-in-the-blank joke challenge.What’s the diff... moreThis is a fill-in-the-blank joke challenge.What’s the difference between _______ and ______ ? One is ______ . The other is ______ .
This poll was inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/f... moreThis poll was inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/136635/biden-administration-not-interested-in-fixing-gas-prices-permane/view/post_id/950899 Yes, I know I skipped choice “I” because I made a duplicate choice so I had to edit it out. I just can’t change letters after people started answering this.Choose One:A. I’m a liberal and/or a Democrat from the US and I approve of Joe Biden’s job performance.B. I’m a liberal and/or a Democrat from the US and I disapprove of Joe Biden’s job performance.C. I’m a liberal and/or a Democrat from the US and neither approve nor disapprove of Joe Biden’s job performance.D. I’m a conservative and/or a Republican from the US and I approve of Joe Biden’s job performance.E. I’m a conservative and/or a Republican from the US and I disapprove of Joe Biden’s job performance.F. I’m a conservative and/or a Republican from the US and I... less
This question is USA-centric, I know. It was inspired by t... moreThis question is USA-centric, I know. It was inspired by this discussion: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/136506/is-being-an-quot-alpha-male-quot-just-a-silly-societal-concept/view/post_id/950062
This question was inspired by me misreading another question the... moreThis question was inspired by me misreading another question the first time I saw it.
There’s extra credit if you can tell me if the street sign... moreThere’s extra credit if you can tell me if the street signs follow the Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals or not.Disclaimer: If I really believed there were such a place as heaven, I probably wouldn’t be asking this question. The inspiration for this question was a book about heaven that was given to me. Spoiler alert: Heaven is the most depressing place ever, but the other choice is just as bad. You just can’t win.
This question was inspired by a reply to this question: htt... moreThis question was inspired by a reply to this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/135251/what-would-be-a-horrible-jello-recipe/view/post_id/939379 I’m not really interested in corn chips after I heard a comedian compare the toes of cruise ship passengers wearing sandals to corn chips last week.
This question was inspired by one of the responses to this quest... moreThis question was inspired by one of the responses to this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/134411/is-it-fair-for-an-apt-manager-to-expect-people-to-take-all-their/view/post_id/931945We don’t have any doctors and lawyers here that anyone knows about, so what kind of expertise do we actually have here? I grew up on a farm, so I could answer questions about agriculture and livestock. My work experience is in truck driving, dispatching, safety and permits, so I could also authoritatively answer trucking questions. less
1. What temperature is twice as hot as 0°C? Please giv... more1. What temperature is twice as hot as 0°C? Please give your answer in Celsius.2. What temperature is twice as hot as 0°F? Please give your answer in Fahrenheit.3. What temperature is half as hot as 0°C? Please give your answer in Celsius.4. What temperature is half as hot as 0°F? Please give your answer in Fahrenheit.5. Convert -40°C to °F.6. Convert -40°F to °C.Also, do Jaimie’s maze, please.
My F-I-L was livid that my husband didn’t name our first s... moreMy F-I-L was livid that my husband didn’t name our first son after my husband, my F-I-L and the two that came before them. My husband hates his first name, but it was also his dad’s grandpa’s and great-grandpa’s first name. My husband told me he already had that shouting match with his dad by the time he was 12. My F-I-L was also upset because we didn’t get our sons circumcised. My own mom disagrees with us about spanking and LGBTQIA issues, but she supports all of our other parenting decisions, such as what we don’t let the kids watch on TV. less
This question was inspired by a discussion on another post about... moreThis question was inspired by a discussion on another post about turnpikes and thruways. On the east coast people call freeways expressways, but in the central USA freeways and expressways are two different things. In the middle of the country, a freeway is a highway that has at least four lanes, has a grassy area or wall in the center and has only exit and entrance ramps and bridges.
An expressway is a highway that has at least four lanes, has a grassy area or wall in the center, but it has regular intersections at some junctions, traffic lights spaced far apart and bridges with exit and entrance ramps at some other junctions. So, what do people on the east coast call that kind of highway? less
The ancient Romans really were a patriarchal society. They... moreThe ancient Romans really were a patriarchal society. They had to listen to grandpa until he died, then dad got to be in charge until he died. It didn’t matter to them if you turned 18.
In my case, if my mom were in charge, I’d have a different job, different spouse and a different religion. In my husband’s case, there’s absolutely no way his parents would have let him marry me.
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It’s a quiz!https://www.playbuzz.com/inspiyr10/which-break... moreIt’s a quiz!https://www.playbuzz.com/inspiyr10/which-breakfast-food-are-youMy result:
Peanut butter and banana toast
You're peanut butter toast with banana! You're smart and efficient; all of your friends rely on your advice when they have a problem. You're the go to person for anyone who needs a shoulder to lean on, just like this filling, quick, and delicious meal.
USA got a lot of criticism for beating Thailand 13 to 0 during t... moreUSA got a lot of criticism for beating Thailand 13 to 0 during the 2019 FIFA Women’s World Cup. In 2009, the coach for Covenant School in Dallas TX got fired after the girl’s basketball team beat Dallas Academy 100 to 0.
My own state has mercy rules for high school sports in the smaller classes to prevent blowouts. If a team is up by 35 or more at halftime then they just run the clock continuously for the rest of the game. So, if a team’s giving another team a complete butt-kicking, what exactly are they supposed to do for the rest of the game? I asked my husband about this. His opinion is that the winning team should just give all of its benchwarmers playtime at that point, which doesn’t always work. In the 2019 high school football season in South Dakota, Pierre beat Spearfish 103 to 0, and Pierre was down to playing its fourth string in the last quarter. People wanted the state government to step in and impose mercy rules on the larger c... less
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People who chew with their mouths open can't hear themselves che... morePeople who chew with their mouths open can't hear themselves chew with their mouths open.(inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/117765/how-do-you-chew-this-is-a-poll )
My recommendations:Funny Spongebob Scenes #1 ● Minecraft, B... moreMy recommendations:Funny Spongebob Scenes #1 ● Minecraft, But Every Chunck Explodes... ● My baby hears me for the first time and is almost moved to tears! ● The Legend of Longwood ● Why I Haven't Been Uploading ● Apple Watch Series 6: Everything New! (Product RED) ● How to bathe a Shibe ● lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to ● Murkowski, Collins break ranks on swift SCOTUS vote ● Galveston area residents prepare, await Tropical Storm Beta ● Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes (Dance Performance Video) ● bear sits next to guy less
Sheridan,Wyoming Madman
I've never been to Sheridan WY. The closest I've been to it was Spearfish SD. Is there anything else that makes it miserable other than it snows in April? So yeah it's supposed to rain and snow here tomorrow morning but snow in April drives some people nuts.
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