OK, we have some time before we have to beam you back.Sargaxor, go get the probe!Oh, he's getting the Tiglakkor 3000. That's the one with the largest drill bit.Excellent choice!
I don't know if it's either one because all of the single people I know really hate being single and they wish they could just do something like snap their fingers or find a genie in a bottle to give them someone. I don't know why they're not finding people.
I guess since I'm directing it and watching the interrogation from the deck you'd better say nice things about me.I'll talk them into skipping the probe but I think they'll still want to implant a chip.
My town has less than 1300 people so it's no to all three but the gas station in town has a small kitchen that has fried chicken and subs so that's the closest thing to a deli here.The closest Jewish deli is in Minneapolis which is 180 miles from me.There... moreMy town has less than 1300 people so it's no to all three but the gas station in town has a small kitchen that has fried chicken and subs so that's the closest thing to a deli here.The closest Jewish deli is in Minneapolis which is 180 miles from me.There are two Italian restaurants and lots of pizza places within 40 miles from me the closest actual Italian deli I could find on Google is also in Minneapolis.Middle Eastern delis are a lot closer to home. There are a few of them in Sioux Falls which is only 90 miles away. I didn't know they were there until I looked on Google but they look really good so I should try them. less
The best way to stalk someone is to stare into their window and watch them all night. It's even better if there's pouring rain and lightning for added drama and creepiness, not that I've ever done that, I swear.
(I'll admit I've never seen even one episode of it.)What he really means is he's still in his pajamas and he hasn't showered yet today because he's busy eating a tub of ice cream while watching the Murder She Wrote marathon.Umm yeah, Randy, it's OK. ... more(I'll admit I've never seen even one episode of it.)What he really means is he's still in his pajamas and he hasn't showered yet today because he's busy eating a tub of ice cream while watching the Murder She Wrote marathon.Umm yeah, Randy, it's OK. Go ahead and admit it.
I answer first, then if there's time later I might read the question. Wait, no, that sounds wrong. Sometimes it's A and sometimes it's B, so maybe it's A½.
It might be a long time before the next episode airs unless you want to watch a show about giving people traffic tickets or solving petty crimes. The last four murders in my county were in 2017, 2008, 1995 and 1926.
Mueller just found the Russian collusion link and the link is in your tildes. You've been passing Йs off as Ñs. You never thought you'd get caught, did you?
I was looking for a song for Jaimie's question about the most mushy, vomit inducing, cheesy love song and I saw this one in the related videos!It must feel really good to be his absolute last choice.
Kids behave badly at restaurants. Unfortunately, Grandma also behaves badly at restaurants. That one trip to Culver's with Grandma is something my family will never forget no matter how much Mom and Dad want us to forget it.
The Republican senate majority leader, number three in line for governor also has his own issues with being in charge of a yearbook that had racist things in it. I guess all four resigning would be more interesting.
I appeared in court once to testify against my half-brother but I'd really like to forget about him. I had to appear in court another time because of another issue with him.I also got called for jury duty once but I got dismissed.
Maybe instead of asking questions about politics, sandwiches and tildes you should have eaten that Donald Trump sandwich I made for you!Now it has tildes crawling all over it!How many times have I told you not to leave sandwiches sitting out all night?I d... moreMaybe instead of asking questions about politics, sandwiches and tildes you should have eaten that Donald Trump sandwich I made for you!Now it has tildes crawling all over it!How many times have I told you not to leave sandwiches sitting out all night?I don't even want to know about the potato salad that's been in your fridge for over a month.
I'm a stay-at-home mom so I don't have to drive anywhere for work but I do have to go out to the barn and milk the cows and feed the animals but I'm not going to freeze to death between the house and the barn. It's not that long of a walk. My ... moreI'm a stay-at-home mom so I don't have to drive anywhere for work but I do have to go out to the barn and milk the cows and feed the animals but I'm not going to freeze to death between the house and the barn. It's not that long of a walk. My horses, cows and my mule get to stay in the barn when it gets this cold because the barn has some heat in it. My cats and dogs aren't going outside either but if the dogs need to go outside I'll take them out so they can do what they need to do.My car, my pickup truck and my husband's car will all start because we have them plugged in. This is probably something completely foreign to people from southern California; cars in this part of the country come with plugs under the hood so we use extension cords to plug them into a regular 60 hz 120 V outlet and that's what gets the cars started when it gets this cold. At this temperature a car battery doesn't have enough charge to start a car. Also, if you drive something that has a diesel engin... less
I don't think it's that expensive. Working class people can afford to live here.https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/opportunity/affordability
I worked very hard on genetically modifying them! They're not robots!Harumph!Hey, do you like the presents I got for you? They're the ampersands I dropped off at your house at 3:00 this morning! I hope you like them. I'm sure you no... moreI worked very hard on genetically modifying them! They're not robots!Harumph!Hey, do you like the presents I got for you? They're the ampersands I dropped off at your house at 3:00 this morning! I hope you like them. I'm sure you noticed them with the sound of glass breaking and car alarms and all. They're good symbols but they can get a little rowdy sometimes.
It's supposed to be -36˚ on Wednesday morning. I've been to California once and I really enjoyed visiting but I'm just not interested in moving anywhere else. I love my farmhouse in the country too much.Also, If I moved to Southern California m... moreIt's supposed to be -36˚ on Wednesday morning. I've been to California once and I really enjoyed visiting but I'm just not interested in moving anywhere else. I love my farmhouse in the country too much.Also, If I moved to Southern California my snow people would miss me. That would be sad.
I'm still working on my army of genetically engineered super soldier tildes to take over the world!I'm not just going to tell you where I have them stored!
I might be a little late getting there to pick you up.You might want to bundle up just in case I don't make it there by the time the airport closes for the night.
Oh , that mustache was part of the disguise I was using while I masqueraded as your personal banker / financial advisor.I'll just go ahead and use your credit card to order a new disguise that comes with a goatee.
I would have to get used to shaving my head every morning but I'm not sure how I would grow that goatee. That might be a problem. If my hubby had my hairstyle it could work if I dressed him up in leather and gave him an electric guitar.
There's one 32 miles away but most of the stores are closed. My hubby really loves shopping there because he hates crowded places but unfortunately if you're a mall then not being crowded probably isn't a good thing.
It's a quiz!https://www.playbuzz.com/alyciagilbert10/deck-out-a-... moreIt's a quiz!https://www.playbuzz.com/alyciagilbert10/deck-out-a-house-for-halloween-and-well-tell-you-which-candy-matches-your-personality
Deck Out A House For Halloween, And We'll Tell You Which Candy Matches Your PersonalityMy result: Reese'sYou're a little bit quirky, but everyone loves your goofball charm! You're a Reese's! You keep your Halloween decor fun and larger than life, just like you.
This isn't a question about tildes. Hey! Hey! ... moreThis isn't a question about tildes. Hey! Hey! Get those tildes out of here! They're ruining my picnic!
This would be a lot better if the highway department could add a... moreThis would be a lot better if the highway department could add a westbound highway to this.
Its too stand up too Randy!Oh wait, he's sending the grammar mil... moreIts too stand up too Randy!Oh wait, he's sending the grammar military to quash the rebellion.It wasn't my idea, Randy!
are the same things the other side believes about them?(This que... moreare the same things the other side believes about them?(This question was inspired by many different questions on Answermug and other places.)
People really don't get that upset if you tell them you don't be... morePeople really don't get that upset if you tell them you don't believe in God. It's pretty much OK to say whatever you want about Christianity but you can expect some hate if you say you don't believe in positive thinking!The last time I went to church the sermon was all positive thinking with some random bible verses thrown in there.
This is another question inspired by this question: https:/... moreThis is another question inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/61063/how-did-adam-and-eve-get-enough-protein-to-survive-did-they-jus/view/post_id/501704Adam and Eve could have taken the blue pill by refusing to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil but no, they picked the red pill. The blue pill was ignorant bliss. Is ignorant bliss better than knowledge that sometimes comes with suffering and misery? Also, wouldn't that have made the serpent the good guy by showing them the choice between the red pill and the blue pill? less
Inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/top... moreInspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/61063/how-did-adam-and-eve-get-enough-protein-to-survive-did-they-jus/view/post_id/501704The story of Adam and Eve doesn't make any sense to me. It sounds like Adam and Eve were set up. If a single being created humans then it would have to know that telling someone not to do something without really explaining why they shouldn't do it really makes them want to try it.
Partially inspired by this question https://answermug.com/f... morePartially inspired by this question https://answermug.com/forums/topic/58416/do-you-wear-socks-with-your-sandals/view/post_id/487202Also inspired by a disagreement my hubby had with his mother. She called him out for wearing low-cut socks with boots. He told her she didn't have any room to talk because she was wearing socks with sandals, lol. Some of their arguments are pretty entertaining.
1. Correct your grammar mistakes, misspelled words, missin... more1. Correct your grammar mistakes, misspelled words, missing words or extra words when you notice them after you made a post and have an edit notice at the bottom of the post?2. Have a clean post without an edit notice but with your grammar mistakes, misspelled words, missing words or extra words glaring at you and driving you nuts?
One of my cousins and her 18 year old son went to Argentina to v... moreOne of my cousins and her 18 year old son went to Argentina to visit family there. It was legal for him to have beer or wine there but she didn't think he should have any until he was 21 so they got into an epic battle over it.That wasn't even her biggest fail on that trip! She went to Argentina in June and was kind of underdressed for the weather. She didn't even pack any warm clothes. Yeah, that equator thing has a way of turning a summer vacation into a winter vacation, lol. less
That's assuming you actually did move out of your parent's house... moreThat's assuming you actually did move out of your parent's house. I never moved out of my parent's house because my dad moved out of the house instead when he sold it to me.
It could give politicians and political parties a clue to why th... moreIt could give politicians and political parties a clue to why they really lost so maybe they just need a little help so they can have better luck next time.
Answer this !!It’s 3:00 AM in the morning.You are sleeping... moreAnswer this !!It’s 3:00 AM in the morning.You are sleeping.The doorbell rings.It’s your family, they want to have breakfast.They have got strawberry jam bottle, bread packet, honey bottle, juice bottle and milk bottle with them. So, what do you open first ?
For some reason they don't like hearing they're the way they are... moreFor some reason they don't like hearing they're the way they are because something probably happened to them in a past life to make them that way.
It's a troop of baboons, not a congress of baboons but for some ... moreIt's a troop of baboons, not a congress of baboons but for some reason that story was highly believable. Probably wanted it to be true, lol.
One time my hubby and I went to a 24 hour burrito shop in the mi... moreOne time my hubby and I went to a 24 hour burrito shop in the middle of the night because they have really good food. Anyway, a guy with a duffle bag walked in and he didn't order anything but he walked up to the salsa bar, opened up his duffle bag and dumped all the salsa in his bag and left.This question was inspired by me looking for a picture to go along with a reply to another question but I found this picture instead.
I don't recommend the omelettes at Super 8! They were real... moreI don't recommend the omelettes at Super 8! They were really gross!This question was inspired by Randy's last question about processed cheese food.
Inspired by this question https://answermug.com/forums/topi... moreInspired by this question https://answermug.com/forums/topic/49921/how-many-screws-is-a-quot-safe-quot-number-to-have-left-over-a
It's a quiz!https://www.playbuzz.com/benjaminbirely10/whats-your... moreIt's a quiz!https://www.playbuzz.com/benjaminbirely10/whats-your-redneck-super-powerMy result: Mud Pit Belly FlopYour redneck super power is the mud pit belly flop! You are truly one of a kind. You have mastered the fine tradition of the belly flop! You're resourceful, athletic, skilled, and a rockstar at heart. You're a Redneck Games legend with your badass flop that could easily win you an Olympic gold medal!
They want to be in front of you but they don't actually want to ... moreThey want to be in front of you but they don't actually want to drive faster than you so they just creep by you in the left lane and then they slow back down once they pull in front of you. Umm yeah, there should be a special place in hell for those people! lol
I think it should be Effingham, It's Effing Awesome! Umm y... moreI think it should be Effingham, It's Effing Awesome! Umm yeah, they should hire me to come up with city slogans, lol.
I need to ask a lot more questions so I can get my own corner!Oh... moreI need to ask a lot more questions so I can get my own corner!Oh, you're sending me to THAT corner, I see how it is.
Here it's -9°C / 15°FYes, make that lake nice and cold f... moreHere it's -9°C / 15°FYes, make that lake nice and cold for when my husband jumps into it in a few hours! Yay!I won't be joining him this year. I'll be bundled up on the shore watching with my babies.
I had Christmas dinner at my husband's parents' house but if we ... moreI had Christmas dinner at my husband's parents' house but if we would have gone to my uncle's house we would have been treated to my cousin showing up for dinner drunk and getting in a huge fight with my uncle!Missed it, darn.
One time I caught a 8 foot 3 inch tall 330 pound grammarian with... moreOne time I caught a 8 foot 3 inch tall 330 pound grammarian with just a missing hyphen! Its true!The battery on my smartphone ran out before I could take a picture. Yeah, that's what happened.
Santa Claus had to step down. He was accused of exposing h... moreSanta Claus had to step down. He was accused of exposing himself to the elves.Sorry you had to find out about that
Inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/to... moreInspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/46101/is-it-selfish-to-not-join-your-family-for-christmas-day/
My mom loves taking people on guilt trips but now they're so bad... moreMy mom loves taking people on guilt trips but now they're so bad that they're funny. Yup, someday she'll be dead and then everyone will finally appreciate her! lol
OK, we have some time before we have to beam you back.Sargaxor, ... moreOK, we have some time before we have to beam you back.Sargaxor, go get the probe!Oh, he's getting the Tiglakkor 3000. That's the one with the largest drill bit.Excellent choice!
I don't know if it's either one because all of the single people... moreI don't know if it's either one because all of the single people I know really hate being single and they wish they could just do something like snap their fingers or find a genie in a bottle to give them someone. I don't know why they're not finding people.
I guess since I'm directing it and watching the interrogation fr... moreI guess since I'm directing it and watching the interrogation from the deck you'd better say nice things about me.I'll talk them into skipping the probe but I think they'll still want to implant a chip.
My town has less than 1300 people so it's no to all three but th... moreMy town has less than 1300 people so it's no to all three but the gas station in town has a small kitchen that has fried chicken and subs so that's the closest thing to a deli here.The closest Jewish deli is in Minneapolis which is 180 miles from me.There are two Italian restaurants and lots of pizza places within 40 miles from me the closest actual Italian deli I could find on Google is also in Minneapolis.Middle Eastern delis are a lot closer to home. There are a few of them in Sioux Falls which is only 90 miles away. I didn't know they were there until I looked on Google but they look really good so I should try them. less
Don't worry, people usually stop mistakenly writing the previous... moreDon't worry, people usually stop mistakenly writing the previous year somewhere around the 31st of April.
The best way to stalk someone is to stare into their window and ... moreThe best way to stalk someone is to stare into their window and watch them all night. It's even better if there's pouring rain and lightning for added drama and creepiness, not that I've ever done that, I swear.
(I'll admit I've never seen even one episode of it.)What he real... more(I'll admit I've never seen even one episode of it.)What he really means is he's still in his pajamas and he hasn't showered yet today because he's busy eating a tub of ice cream while watching the Murder She Wrote marathon.Umm yeah, Randy, it's OK. Go ahead and admit it.
Yes! My income tax return this year was way lower than it ... moreYes! My income tax return this year was way lower than it was last year. It's because I left my job at the end of last year.
I answer first, then if there's time later I might read the ques... moreI answer first, then if there's time later I might read the question. Wait, no, that sounds wrong. Sometimes it's A and sometimes it's B, so maybe it's A½.
It might be a long time before the next episode airs unless you ... moreIt might be a long time before the next episode airs unless you want to watch a show about giving people traffic tickets or solving petty crimes. The last four murders in my county were in 2017, 2008, 1995 and 1926.
Mueller just found the Russian collusion link and the link is in... moreMueller just found the Russian collusion link and the link is in your tildes. You've been passing Йs off as Ñs. You never thought you'd get caught, did you?
This song makes me think of... muskrats in love!They make an ado... moreThis song makes me think of... muskrats in love!They make an adorable couple. I hope I cropped this picture enough to make it clean enough for AM.
I was looking for a song for Jaimie's question about the mo... moreI was looking for a song for Jaimie's question about the most mushy, vomit inducing, cheesy love song and I saw this one in the related videos!It must feel really good to be his absolute last choice.
My husband is taking me out to a Valentine's dinner at a winery ... moreMy husband is taking me out to a Valentine's dinner at a winery but it's not actually on Valentine's Day. It's this Saturday night instead.
Kids behave badly at restaurants. Unfortunately, Grandma a... moreKids behave badly at restaurants. Unfortunately, Grandma also behaves badly at restaurants. That one trip to Culver's with Grandma is something my family will never forget no matter how much Mom and Dad want us to forget it.
The Republican senate majority leader, number three in line for ... moreThe Republican senate majority leader, number three in line for governor also has his own issues with being in charge of a yearbook that had racist things in it. I guess all four resigning would be more interesting.
I appeared in court once to testify against my half-brother but ... moreI appeared in court once to testify against my half-brother but I'd really like to forget about him. I had to appear in court another time because of another issue with him.I also got called for jury duty once but I got dismissed.
Maybe instead of asking questions about politics, sandwiches and... moreMaybe instead of asking questions about politics, sandwiches and tildes you should have eaten that Donald Trump sandwich I made for you!Now it has tildes crawling all over it!How many times have I told you not to leave sandwiches sitting out all night?I don't even want to know about the potato salad that's been in your fridge for over a month.
It was -35˚F when I got up this morning and it's -17˚F right now... moreIt was -35˚F when I got up this morning and it's -17˚F right now, which is the warmest it's been today.
I never used one. I don't remember ever seeing an actual p... moreI never used one. I don't remember ever seeing an actual payphone IRL but I've seen some phone booths without a phone in some really old places.
I'm a stay-at-home mom so I don't have to drive anywhere for wor... moreI'm a stay-at-home mom so I don't have to drive anywhere for work but I do have to go out to the barn and milk the cows and feed the animals but I'm not going to freeze to death between the house and the barn. It's not that long of a walk. My horses, cows and my mule get to stay in the barn when it gets this cold because the barn has some heat in it. My cats and dogs aren't going outside either but if the dogs need to go outside I'll take them out so they can do what they need to do.My car, my pickup truck and my husband's car will all start because we have them plugged in. This is probably something completely foreign to people from southern California; cars in this part of the country come with plugs under the hood so we use extension cords to plug them into a regular 60 hz 120 V outlet and that's what gets the cars started when it gets this cold. At this temperature a car battery doesn't have enough charge to start a car. Also, if you drive something that has a diesel engin... less
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I don't think it's that expensive. Working class people ca... moreI don't think it's that expensive. Working class people can afford to live here.https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/opportunity/affordability
I worked very hard on genetically modifying them! They're ... moreI worked very hard on genetically modifying them! They're not robots!Harumph!Hey, do you like the presents I got for you? They're the ampersands I dropped off at your house at 3:00 this morning! I hope you like them. I'm sure you noticed them with the sound of glass breaking and car alarms and all. They're good symbols but they can get a little rowdy sometimes.
It's supposed to be -36˚ on Wednesday morning. I've been to... moreIt's supposed to be -36˚ on Wednesday morning. I've been to California once and I really enjoyed visiting but I'm just not interested in moving anywhere else. I love my farmhouse in the country too much.Also, If I moved to Southern California my snow people would miss me. That would be sad.
I'm still working on my army of genetically engineered super sol... moreI'm still working on my army of genetically engineered super soldier tildes to take over the world!I'm not just going to tell you where I have them stored!
Hmm, Tuesday night looks like a good time to go out for ice crea... moreHmm, Tuesday night looks like a good time to go out for ice cream!I'm definitely going to get the large Choco Brownie Extreme Blizzard. Yum!
I only show up for the snacks and the drinks. Oh, were we ... moreI only show up for the snacks and the drinks. Oh, were we supposed to be filming something today?
I might be a little late getting there to pick you up.You might ... moreI might be a little late getting there to pick you up.You might want to bundle up just in case I don't make it there by the time the airport closes for the night.
Oh , that mustache was part of the disguise I was using while I ... moreOh , that mustache was part of the disguise I was using while I masqueraded as your personal banker / financial advisor.I'll just go ahead and use your credit card to order a new disguise that comes with a goatee.
Not here, but I'm in SW jail. I guess that's OK beca... moreNot here, but I'm in SW jail. I guess that's OK because I have some really cool cell-mates over there.
I would have to get used to shaving my head every morning but I'... moreI would have to get used to shaving my head every morning but I'm not sure how I would grow that goatee. That might be a problem. If my hubby had my hairstyle it could work if I dressed him up in leather and gave him an electric guitar.
There's one 32 miles away but most of the stores are closed. &nb... moreThere's one 32 miles away but most of the stores are closed. My hubby really loves shopping there because he hates crowded places but unfortunately if you're a mall then not being crowded probably isn't a good thing.
I'm spending Christmas at home then after Christmas I'm going to... moreI'm spending Christmas at home then after Christmas I'm going to Colorado for a week.
Germany lets people go as fast as they want.I think UAE is the s... moreGermany lets people go as fast as they want.I think UAE is the second fastest country. They let people go 160 km/h.
I'm so glad the anti-tildites have moved out because now there a... moreI'm so glad the anti-tildites have moved out because now there are some houses available in your neighborhood! I just bought the one next door. It'll be great! Your tildes can come over and make friends with my circumflexes, carons, breves, cedillas, umlauts, dots, hooks, macrons, perispomenes and rings.It'll be one big happy diacritical mark party! I'll supply the beer umm, I mean lemonade.
Sheridan,Wyoming Madman
I've never been to Sheridan WY. The closest I've been to it was Spearfish SD. Is there anything else that makes it miserable other than it snows in April? So yeah it's supposed to rain and snow here tomorrow morning but snow in April drives some people nuts.
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