If you were in Room 101 in the Ministry of Love, how would you be tortured?

Oh, he’s in the waiting room.  His appointments right after your’s.  Its why theirs so many typos in this post and their’s Mayonnaise Vegemite and Guacamóle waiting in the fridge.  I’m sure he’ll see you when your on you’re way out.

It don't sound like its going to be much fun for either he or I. 

They might cut you some slack if you let them share your reply with the person whose appointment is after yours.  They might just let you slide with “I kind of like you, Big Brother.” and call it a day.


This post was edited by Livvie at November 10, 2022 10:29 PM MST

 

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(((Shudder)))

 

  Look at how excited she gets as soon as I get near her, folks. Listen, you’d best get the kiddies out of here, and while you’re at it, you should leave too. It’s about to get real steamy and sexy up in here. I am talking about the XXXX-rated level.

 

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Shhh, don’t say that!  If they find out you’re enjoying it too much, they’ll send me home for the day and they’ll send in Master instead.

Just so you know, the safe word is “I love you, Big Brother.”  Ugh, when they send in Master, he usually gets the safe word out of most guys before he even gets started.   That takes all of the fun out of it.

This post was edited by Livvie at November 10, 2022 10:30 PM MST

I hope Welby doesn't see this.

Umm yeah, he is really good looking.  It’s too bad for Welby that when it’s his turn, they’ll send Master home for the day and call me in.  I know Welby will be disappointed to see me instead of Master, but I’ll make really it painful, I promise. It’s my day off but I won’t mind.  I have a new torture technique I’d like to try. 

 

This post was edited by Livvie at November 10, 2022 10:30 PM MST

Oooh.

So, you made the Ministry of Love think that your greatest fear was getting kisses from puppies?  Brilliant!  I like the way you think! 

I don't operate in fear, I don't want it in my life, it's not my thing.  Can you live with that?


This post was edited by Honey Dew at November 10, 2022 10:31 PM MST

 

  No apostrophe. 

  (Kissie’s Kissies)
  Plural noun as opposed to singular possessive noun.

I think you should give her a break.  It’s puppies!

 

  Move along, you, nothing to see here, it’s just routine. Interfering with an officer of the law during the performance of duties is a violation of its own. If you don’t want to end up in stir, step OFF!  Grrrrrrrr. 

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I’m doing it for the puppies!

 

*An hour later, after Livvie has had her fingerprints and mugshots taken and is booked into the County lockup . . .

  “I swear I don’t know what I did wrong!”
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What about the puppies?  Why do you hate them?  How could you?  They’re puppies!

 

 

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