I sing this one to my better half now and then

In my bedroom.

#1 - Crocodile Dundee#2 - When Harry Met SallyThe third one doesn't ring any bells. Dundee 2 was the movie I took my wife to on our first date.

Haven't seen too much of Mel Brooks that I haven't enjoyed. My favourite one of his is Spaceballs.

Andy GriffithS. Different guy, the one I'm talking about is an Australian schoolteacher-cum-children's author. Similar background to Joanne Rowling, but he noticed that a sizeable majority of his students who were into Harry Potter, particularly the later...  moreAndy GriffithS. Different guy, the one I'm talking about is an Australian schoolteacher-cum-children's author. Similar background to Joanne Rowling, but he noticed that a sizeable majority of his students who were into Harry Potter, particularly the later books, were girls. He wanted to get the boys reading, and toilet humour was how he did it.  

It's a guy thing - or more specifically a little boy thing. Some guys never grow out of that. Andy Griffiths wrote a trilogy of books aimed at pre-teen boys absolutely LOADED with toilet humour - and it had the desired effect, it got them reading (and sni...  moreIt's a guy thing - or more specifically a little boy thing. Some guys never grow out of that. Andy Griffiths wrote a trilogy of books aimed at pre-teen boys absolutely LOADED with toilet humour - and it had the desired effect, it got them reading (and sniggering to each other). The Day My Butt Went Psycho and two sequels.  

It's a shopping trolley in Australia. One thing that really grinds my gears is bone idle idiots who leave them in car parks, too @$*#!! lazy to push them a dozen yards to a trolley bay.

Keely looks so BORED in that clip, like she'd rather be anywhere else. She and Louis were married at the time.

Who the XYZ is Harry Styles?Carol Decker, vintage 1987. I had a crush on her.

4 correct, 3 not even close.

Hand or elbow, depending on proximity. A shoulder bag is slow and very easy to avoid, it's not as if you don't see it coming.

I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"I love you!""I know."Yes, it's true. This man has no d**k.Where we're going, we don't need roads.

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

From a coffee fiend: I'm with Spunky. Australians are awful coffee snobs. Guess where Starbucks FAILED?

What Shuhak said - but I'm a sucker for DDs.

Disarming a knife wielding assailant is easier than is seems, largely because said assailant is usually helpless without it. Strike the wrist.

Assailant was armed - which exonerates the security staff, who can use anything including LETHAL force to subdue him.

So Trump is a hypocrite? Who knew?This is on a par with his call to boycott Goodyear while the entire Presidential motorcade was equipped with them.

More Americans have died than any other nation - that's fact. Per capita, it's still in the top 3. Either the death rate is higher than that, or failure to take basic precautions is causing a stupidly high infection rate.

HMAS Unsinkable III still can't get any information on what happened to the first one, it's classified.

Someone unfriended me for bad grammer. They shouldn't of did that, there so stupid.

They still believe His Royal Orangeness's claim that COVID-19 is a Chinese hoax, and that half a million dead Americans is fake news.

Fentanyl, being an opioid, would NOT cause him to "start to fight and resist arrest", in fact quite the opposite. Narcotic painkillers have a sedative effect, I know from experience. I'm prepared to bet that the officers deliberately either overtighened t...  moreFentanyl, being an opioid, would NOT cause him to "start to fight and resist arrest", in fact quite the opposite. Narcotic painkillers have a sedative effect, I know from experience. I'm prepared to bet that the officers deliberately either overtighened the cuffs, or nipped him with them - and he was merely trying to relieve painful restraint. Chauvin in particular had a long history of brutalising minorities in making arrests, he should have been fired years ago.  

Murder. OJ wasn't filmed committing anything (although there was plenty of circumstantial evidence). There is film footage of Chauvin using unwarranted force that proved lethal.

They were teasing Grasshopper.

Stu, because Superman works alone. Batman Randy has a sidekick.

And just for the jazz aficionado ...

Where did I say that I was making the call?

Never mind the ball, he should have kicked Lucy. In the butt.

I'm into Baroque and Classical. Pachelbel, Bach and Beethoven were German, Mozart was Austrian but the Salzburg dialect is closer to Bavarian than it is to Viennese. I also like their beer, and their architecture. And nowhere beats the Germans for enginee...  moreI'm into Baroque and Classical. Pachelbel, Bach and Beethoven were German, Mozart was Austrian but the Salzburg dialect is closer to Bavarian than it is to Viennese. I also like their beer, and their architecture. And nowhere beats the Germans for engineering. I can sing Höch Deutsch, I speak it with an Austrian twang because I learned it that way.Ireland, the UK and the Czech Republic are also on the list, the places you specifically mentioned are not. Although I have a French surname, je ne parle pas Français and nowhere particularly appeals - the family was originally Catalan Basque anyway, they fled to France to escape the Spanish Inquisition (they hadn't expected it).  less

I abhor paedophilia and hebephilia. Ephebophilia is a grey area - consent is 16 in many places, including most of Australia. My home state of South Australia complicates it, by imposing a 1 year age gap limit on 16/17 year olds - which made my son technic...  moreI abhor paedophilia and hebephilia. Ephebophilia is a grey area - consent is 16 in many places, including most of Australia. My home state of South Australia complicates it, by imposing a 1 year age gap limit on 16/17 year olds - which made my son technically a criminal as he is 19 months older than the mother of his children. The eldest, Zachary, was born when Tim was 23 and Jess 21, but they'd been active for four years by then (and living together for two ).Personally I don't have a problem with 16/17 being with a partner under 25. 18 can be with anybody (the drinking age is also 18 in Oz and that makes sense - if you can legally enlist to be shot at, you should be able to have a beer to celebrate surviving it).  less

Several weeks at least. Last last year I think.

A while back - I think it was in answer to a question on here.

My hovercraft is full of eels!

I'm betting he made the same mistake all Americans do - slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it were PB or Nutella. It's not supposed to be eaten that way, the trick is to spread it thinly. Use plenty of butter the first time. Vegemite and grilled c...  moreI'm betting he made the same mistake all Americans do - slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it were PB or Nutella. It's not supposed to be eaten that way, the trick is to spread it thinly. Use plenty of butter the first time. Vegemite and grilled cheese is divine - sharp cheese and not too much Vegemite.  

Do beverages count? I always buy Australian grown where possible, but one thing we can't grow here is decent coffee - our hills aren't high enough. You can get rubbish "filler coffee" at sea level, but the good stuff grows in cloud, five thousand feet or ...  moreDo beverages count? I always buy Australian grown where possible, but one thing we can't grow here is decent coffee - our hills aren't high enough. You can get rubbish "filler coffee" at sea level, but the good stuff grows in cloud, five thousand feet or more up. Only two of our mountains approach that and they're too far south.  

It could. Trust me. Vegemite is quite definitely a savoury and doesn't go with anything sweet. It's good with cheese and some folks like it with avocado. DON'T put sugar in it.

Both are wackadoodles and if either are nominated it will be proof positive that the GOP is not interested in the WH for another four years. They're even crazier than His Royal Orangeness. MTG should be locked up for her own good, she's a danger to hersel...  moreBoth are wackadoodles and if either are nominated it will be proof positive that the GOP is not interested in the WH for another four years. They're even crazier than His Royal Orangeness. MTG should be locked up for her own good, she's a danger to herself and others (and unlikely to be reelected in 22).  

Girls typically married at that age as recently as the interwar period. Age can often be just a number. 14-year-old Mandy Smith was absolutely NOT a child when she started cohabiting with Rolling Stone Bill Wyman. Aretha Franklin was a mother at 12.Paedop...  moreGirls typically married at that age as recently as the interwar period. Age can often be just a number. 14-year-old Mandy Smith was absolutely NOT a child when she started cohabiting with Rolling Stone Bill Wyman. Aretha Franklin was a mother at 12.Paedophilia is sexual attraction to children who have not reached sexual maturity. Hebephilia is sexusl attraction to pubescent minors (those undergoing puberty), ephebophilia is sexual attraction to young people who are sexually mature but still technically minors. All are crimes, the last is not a perversion but still predatory behaviour unless experienced by another young adult. Four years or less age gap isn't even a peccadillo imo. My son and his ex started getting physical when he was 19 and she was 17 - and more grown up than he was.  less

I haven't, but Germany is on my bucket list. I'm not fluent, but I can make myself understood.

Fuel hogs and really awful to drive, apparently. I never owned one but spoke at length with a "classic" car collector who did. Took it out for a couple of club cruises but it handled so badly that he hadn't driven it since.

Cat fishingCatfishing, on the other hand, is the act of creating a fake online persona for the purpose of luring people into friendships or relationships.

Douglas C-47 DakotaDodge DakotaLockheed C-130 HerculesHercules ATVHercules pickup (limited numbers were built in Greece)Lockheed AP-3C Orion (Maritime Patrol aircraft)Ford Orion

"I've been kidnapped and trapped in a secure underground sandwich-making facility by the guy responsible for last month's major tilde heist ..."

Peanut Butter. It's absolutely a crime. Looks and smells like the contents of an infant's diaper.

A few bruises and minor contusions. The torsion bar suspension took the brunt of the impact (doesn't give the smoothest ride, but you can't bend it with a wrecking ball) and saved me from breaking both legs, but I was trapped between the dent and the tran...  moreA few bruises and minor contusions. The torsion bar suspension took the brunt of the impact (doesn't give the smoothest ride, but you can't bend it with a wrecking ball) and saved me from breaking both legs, but I was trapped between the dent and the transmission tunnel - hence the need to get the fire department involved.  

Sometimes it's all they can do to support themselves. A kid kicked out by her parent/care-giver (or run away from abuse - most prostitutes, both genders, have been repeatedly raped, and abused in other ways, before deciding to make a living out of it). Ho...  moreSometimes it's all they can do to support themselves. A kid kicked out by her parent/care-giver (or run away from abuse - most prostitutes, both genders, have been repeatedly raped, and abused in other ways, before deciding to make a living out of it). Homeless. Drug addiction (the addicts are the victims, the pushers are the criminals). Or someone with an IQ so low they border on retarded, and honestly don't know how to do anything else. They're not repulsive, just helpless.  

Continue to rail against idiots failing to comply with basic safety measures, and at the government's glacially slow vaccine roll-out.

The first one I ever owned. Cheap to run, easy to repair. I'd be driving it still if some character in a ute (pickup) with a bull-bar on the front hadn't ignored a STOP sign and T-boned me. That made the little car very unhappy, fire-fighters had to cut m...  moreThe first one I ever owned. Cheap to run, easy to repair. I'd be driving it still if some character in a ute (pickup) with a bull-bar on the front hadn't ignored a STOP sign and T-boned me. That made the little car very unhappy, fire-fighters had to cut me out of it.