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Just aboot every d'eh
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This is fun.
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Probably the same idiots who could call a baby girl "Abcde".
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The site panicked over COVID-19 hospital overloads and confused ... moreThe site panicked over COVID-19 hospital overloads and confused "patients" with "patience".
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If it's for my surviving parent, his favourite movie is Paint Your Wagon.
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Agreed. I wonder what towers got knocked over in a terrorist att... moreAgreed. I wonder what towers got knocked over in a terrorist attack on 9th November when I hear Americans talk about 9/11.
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They are, but following a prolonged drought followed by catastro... moreThey are, but following a prolonged drought followed by catastrophic wildfires and then flooding, Australia's produce prices were skyrocketing anyway. Crop destruction.
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Espionage/sabotage. Make them groan SO HARD at the bad puns that... moreEspionage/sabotage. Make them groan SO HARD at the bad puns that they have no heart left for fighting.
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It was THESE ones that worried me
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I have 2 Gen Y kids. Unfortunately my ears have been assaulted b... moreI have 2 Gen Y kids. Unfortunately my ears have been assaulted by the guff they call "music".That said, there was some okay stuff in the 90s. Clapton's Tears in Heaven, Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing etc. The old guys didn't all retire when the penultimate digit clicked over to 9.
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Uh-uh. I have a teensy-weensy suspicion that you might harbour s... moreUh-uh. I have a teensy-weensy suspicion that you might harbour some resentment over the time you got stuck in mine.
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He left it to Peter, who turned it into a clown car."The discipl... moreHe left it to Peter, who turned it into a clown car."The disciples were praying in one Accord for God's will to be done."
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Aldi and Coles (Aldi doesn't carry everything, but they're cheap... moreAldi and Coles (Aldi doesn't carry everything, but they're cheapest for what they do have).
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Weird choice of vid for a dude who hates Vegemite ...
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Of course He did, but those aren't the parts anybody remembered.
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None. It's a Chinese hoax, remember?
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It's also a Mozilla browser that kicks IE's a$$. Then again, so ... moreIt's also a Mozilla browser that kicks IE's a$$. Then again, so does everything.
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Just collide them with antielectrons. A lot more fun to watch - ... moreJust collide them with antielectrons. A lot more fun to watch - from a distance.
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This time of year, I'm in a light robe. All you need is my face.
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And led by a marketing guru who is a complete idiot. Nothing to ... moreAnd led by a marketing guru who is a complete idiot. Nothing to offer but three-word slogans without substance. A ditherer who wouldn't wake up if a dunny fell on him.
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You're not supposed to poke a face right now.
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Chloroquine by itself isn't effective. Combined with an antivira... moreChloroquine by itself isn't effective. Combined with an antiviral like remdesivir it can be, but as both can contribute to cardiac arrhythmia they should only be administered by a physician. Self treatment is an expensive way to commit suicide.
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Australia's Medicare system is at least as good, considering it ... moreAustralia's Medicare system is at least as good, considering it was Britain's NHS that we copied.
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It's called taxes. That pays for universal healthcare everywhere... moreIt's called taxes. That pays for universal healthcare everywhere. I pay a levy of 1.5% on top of regular income tax (comes to about $1000 per year on my salary). I spent 4 days in hospital 2 months ago - total out-of-pocket expenses $13.20 (for the meds they sent me home with, what I got as an inpatient was free).The Australian government taxes liquor, tobacco and petroleum heavily (doesn't own them), we have better services as a result. Government isn't supposed to be run as a for-profit business, that's not its function. Conservatives always complain about "tax and spend" budgets, conveniently forgetting that it's what government is FOR. less
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Works fine on mine. What browser are you using? (I'm on Firefox).
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Hectopascals. 100kPa if you like, but atmospheric pressure is us... moreHectopascals. 100kPa if you like, but atmospheric pressure is usually measured in hPa because they're equal to millibars.
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At work. Utilities are essential services.
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1000 hPa.
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Riders tacked to aid bills are rarely a good idea. I'd like to s... moreRiders tacked to aid bills are rarely a good idea. I'd like to see the wording of the original before passing judgement.
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ASDF
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Reservoirs (inadequate) and desalinated seawater (unreliable), s... moreReservoirs (inadequate) and desalinated seawater (unreliable), supplemented by drawing from the Murray River (polluted af). Heavily treated, hard as nails and smells like a swimming pool. It's safe enough, just unpleasant.
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Only when it doesn't already have another name. This does, and H... moreOnly when it doesn't already have another name. This does, and His Royal Orangeness deliberately CROSSED OUT the correct name to remind him to go xenophobic on it.
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Hashimoto's? My wife has that. Stay off gluten (it suppresses thyroxine).
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As long as we have internet. Literotica and the Kristen Archives... moreAs long as we have internet. Literotica and the Kristen Archives are enough.
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Safer than what comes out of the tap. Adelaide's municipal suppl... moreSafer than what comes out of the tap. Adelaide's municipal supply can etch glass.Filter it, it's fine.
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Alcohol is ridiculously easy to make. GOOD booze is much harder.
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Nope. My better half doesn't make a living as a slave to a rapac... moreNope. My better half doesn't make a living as a slave to a rapacious environment-destroying a$$hole.
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Not in Australia, most grocery stores don't have a liquor licens... moreNot in Australia, most grocery stores don't have a liquor license (the exception is Aldi in the state of New South Wales).Beer is a food. Close the bottle shops in Australia and you will get riots. Aussies are generally too apathetic to go nuts - beer is one of the few things we care enough about.
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HIV was and is a bigger problem than either.
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Nobody called HIV or Ebola the "Africa virus". It's racist af.
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Nobody called HIV or Ebola the "Africa Virus", despite both aris... moreNobody called HIV or Ebola the "Africa Virus", despite both arising there as the result of poaching and the trade in bush meat. Trump can't help being racist, being an Aryan supremacist is in his DNA. Hitler didn't invent German racism and antisemitism, he merely fanned the smoulder into flame.
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Get a dog. One that requires long walks.
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Nope. Lasagna. No, you can't have any.
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He also castigated a reporter who actually threw him a softball ... moreHe also castigated a reporter who actually threw him a softball question (one which Pence later answered, with a cliche - predictable, but Mike has never won any prizes for originality). Trump just can't help himself, he feels the need to attack when he needn't.
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Yes, without mentioning names. I don't miss him in the slightest.
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Article 11 should be suspended temporarily. Free assembly. Any m... moreArticle 11 should be suspended temporarily. Free assembly. Any more than two dozen people in a confined space pretty much guarantees that all of them will either get sick or become carriers.
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