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Slartibartfast

I\'m not a chatroom type

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  • Joined: December 23, 2015

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  • Screen Name* Slartibartfast
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Adelaide, Australia
  • About Me: Married fo­r 29 years­, two grow­n-up kids,­ two grand­children.
    ­
    Incorrigib­le smartas­s, musicia­n, consult­ant with O­rigin Ener­gy, profes­sional ump­ire (crick­et and Aus­tralian fo­otball).
    I have a p­enchant fo­r lame Dad­ jokes and­ REALLY ba­d puns.
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  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is LABOR/CONSERVATIVE in Britain the same as trumpican/democratic in the US of A? One side has all good guys. The other doesn't have any?:
    A hard Brexit would be disastrous for the UK (why are you all stocking up on pharmaceuticals?) and now appears to be inevitable. Scotland will bolt, Northern Ireland may well join the Republic and even Wales is looking askance - only England voted Leave a...  moreA hard Brexit would be disastrous for the UK (why are you all stocking up on pharmaceuticals?) and now appears to be inevitable. Scotland will bolt, Northern Ireland may well join the Republic and even Wales is looking askance - only England voted Leave and it's also apparent that many Remainers didn't bother to vote at all. Even if and when Britain departs the EU, a new referendum will be demanded in a decade or so by which time most of the Brexiteers will be dead or nearly so - that demographic split is hugely weighted, the younger population didn't want it at all but also didn't flex their electoral muscle and vote, either.  less
    • 3 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is you favorite chemical element?:
    Probably just to see if they could. Successful, if only briefly. Why do they create chemical elements that only exist for microseconds? Anything above 104?
    • 4 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What food can you no longer tolerate?:
    Vegemite on toast is ambrosial, and absolutely the best hangover cure on the planet, period.The mistake most Americans make is to slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it was peanut butter or Nutella. It's just not supposed to be eaten that way, the ...  moreVegemite on toast is ambrosial, and absolutely the best hangover cure on the planet, period.The mistake most Americans make is to slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it was peanut butter or Nutella. It's just not supposed to be eaten that way, the trick is to spread it thinly with plenty of butter.  
    • 4 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is you favorite chemical element?:
    Extreme pressure and they had to hit it with some unthinkable number of eV. Formed a reddish haze that dissipated in seconds.
    • 4 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is you favorite chemical element?:
    It can be made to react, but any reaction involving helium is extremely endothermic and the compunds produced are unstable. I did see an experiment where they created helium tetrafluoride.
    • 4 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is you favorite chemical element?:
    Sucking it straight out of the tank is dangerous. The pressure can make your lungs explode. You can also suffocate.The amount a balloon can hold won't hurt you.
    • 4 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is you favorite chemical element?:
    Oxygen. If I couldn't get oxygen, I'd just die ...What do you do with sick chemists? If you can't helium or curium, you barium.
    • 4 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is your favorite singer still alive? ~:
    Amazing voice, probably second only to Freddie in range. What really boggles the mind is that years of chain smoking never roughened it, he was as clear in 1986 as he was twenty years earlier.
    • 5 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is LABOR/CONSERVATIVE in Britain the same as trumpican/democratic in the US of A? One side has all good guys. The other doesn't have any?:
    There have been some surprisingly good Republicans - moderates. Lincoln. Eisenhower. Bush Sr (not a good President but a very good Veep). McCain.As for our own political system, the conservatives (ironically called the "Liberal party" in coalition witn th...  moreThere have been some surprisingly good Republicans - moderates. Lincoln. Eisenhower. Bush Sr (not a good President but a very good Veep). McCain.As for our own political system, the conservatives (ironically called the "Liberal party" in coalition witn the National party) are in government but will almost certainly be routed in the next general election, by the Labor opposition. There have been some good members of coalition, too. Dr Brendan Nelson, who briefly led the party in opposition when former PM John Howard resigned following defeat in 2007, would have been a fine Prime Minister had he remained leader until the Libs won government again, but he was too decent to corrupt and too intelligent to manipulate, so they shafted him.  less
    • 5 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is LABOR/CONSERVATIVE in Britain the same as trumpican/democratic in the US of A? One side has all good guys. The other doesn't have any?:
    Boris Johnson is a posh Trump.
    • Sat at 2:32 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is your favorite singer still alive? ~:
    Of my four favourite singers, only one is still alive Iva Davies is still with us
    • Sat at 2:20 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What food can you no longer tolerate?:
    So Vegemite is back on the menu?
    • Sat at 1:59 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If you you were a member of the Clemson national college football champion team, would you have gone to the white house to eat fast food?.:
    There are coaches who would BENCH players for eating that sort of [email protected] The late Joe Paterno is reputed to have sat his star WR on the bench for overindulging in grilled stickies (a PSU specialty) on the eve of a game.
    • Fri at 10:22 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Any of you have jobs where the powers that be keep changing your shift hours? If so how does that affect you and are you OK with it?:
    Most shift work involves set rosters, drawn up weeks in advance. Emergency services employees are almost always subject to it - police, paramedics, firefighters, nurses etc. You plan your family life around it.
    • Thu at 6:46 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to why fall in love when you can fall into a volcano :
    Falling into a volcano is what happens when you fall OUT of love ...
    • Thu at 6:31 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    Correct. Tasmania is our smallest and least populous State and is directly south of Victoria. Same time zone. The five zones dwindle to three in March, when daylight saving ends. You didn't mention "continental", however, so the fifth zone stands. Gotcha!...  moreCorrect. Tasmania is our smallest and least populous State and is directly south of Victoria. Same time zone. The five zones dwindle to three in March, when daylight saving ends. You didn't mention "continental", however, so the fifth zone stands. Gotcha!Hawaii and New Zealand are, I think, exactly 24 hours apart. Longitudinally almost the same distance from the Greenwich meridian but on opposite sides of the Date Line.  
    • Thu at 6:16 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    So there's a fifth zone.
    • Thu at 6:22 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some ways that men or women openly flaunt their sexiness WITHOUT exposing any body parts, skin, removing clothing, etc.? ~:
    Wiggling her butt  or twerking. Wearing crossover tops that accentuate the boobs without actually exposng them. High heels and sheer hose.
    • Thu at 6:20 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    Isn't Hawaii on its own, 'way out in the ocean? Seems it should be behind California.
    • Thu at 6:12 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    It's cockeyed, but the State gubment of South Australia set it there. As far as the sun is concerned, we're about 40 minutes behind Sydney but Adelaide is close to the State's eastern border. Through the middle of SA it should be a full hour but hardly an...  moreIt's cockeyed, but the State gubment of South Australia set it there. As far as the sun is concerned, we're about 40 minutes behind Sydney but Adelaide is close to the State's eastern border. Through the middle of SA it should be a full hour but hardly anybody lives in that region - the next big city is Perth, two full hours behind the east as the sun rises.In summer, we have no fewer than five time zones. Eastern Daylight Saving Time (GMT +11) in New South Wales, Australian Capital Territory (analagous to your District of Columbia), Victoria and Tasmania. Central Daylight Saving Time (GMT +10.5) in South Australia. Eastern Standard Time (GMT +10) in Queensland. Central Standard Time (GMT +9.5) in the Northern Territory. Western Standard Time (GMT +8) in Western Australia. Those last three don't have daylight saving, the Tropic of Capricorn passes through them so that far north you're robbing Peter to pay Paul. Tropical dusk is nothing and the days aren't a lot longer than the nights even at the height of summer...    less
    • Thu at 5:59 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What part of the day are you at your GROUCHIEST? How long does it last? Are you a real PAIN IN THE A**?:
    Until I've had my second cup of strong coffee, I'm a hemorrhoid.How strong, do you ask? Stong enough to stand up and FIGHT me. If the spoon stands up, it's too weak. If it starts to dissolve, that's better, but when the spoon jumps out of the mug and runs...  moreUntil I've had my second cup of strong coffee, I'm a hemorrhoid.How strong, do you ask? Stong enough to stand up and FIGHT me. If the spoon stands up, it's too weak. If it starts to dissolve, that's better, but when the spoon jumps out of the mug and runs away shrieking in mortal agony, then it's PERFECT.   
    • Thu at 5:42 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Are you cute when you're angry?
    • Thu at 5:38 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of?:
    Earlier than that, it's a quote from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Early 70s.I first tried American beer in the late 80s. I've sampled various US brews since but haven't yet encountered a drinkable one.
    • Thu at 5:26 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    Rosters are drawn up five weeks ahead. You can also arrange a swap with a coworker if you want a late and they want an early or vice versa.The companyI work for doesn't have a "night" shift per se, I'm on permanent afternoons - 1pm til 9pm. They close at ...  moreRosters are drawn up five weeks ahead. You can also arrange a swap with a coworker if you want a late and they want an early or vice versa.The companyI work for doesn't have a "night" shift per se, I'm on permanent afternoons - 1pm til 9pm. They close at 9.45. I prefer it, I'm at my bubbliest around 4pm.  
    • Thu at 5:21 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    When I was on the rotating roster (up until a few weeks ago), sometimes I'd be rostered on early.Coworker (cheery): Good morning!Me: Bleah. Bah humbug. What's good about it?
    • Thu at 5:05 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    I'm on a permanent afternoon shift. I finish work at 9pm, so I don't even get home until 10.30 or thereabouts. I'm tapping this on a tablet on the train home atm. I can sometimes do a little Answermugging at work after things slow down.I am definitely NOT...  moreI'm on a permanent afternoon shift. I finish work at 9pm, so I don't even get home until 10.30 or thereabouts. I'm tapping this on a tablet on the train home atm. I can sometimes do a little Answermugging at work after things slow down.I am definitely NOT a morning person. Don't even try to talk to me in the am until I've had two cups of extremely strong black coffee.  
    • Thu at 4:40 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If you you were a member of the Clemson national college football champion team, would you have gone to the white house to eat fast food?.:
    He ordered 300 burgers and 700 berders ...
    • Thu at 4:30 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    The kid is 19. I know Boris Becker won Wimbledon as a teenager but I don't think it's likely to happen again any time soon.Incidentally it's still not quite 10pm here yet. Adelaide is half an hour behind the east coast.
    • Thu at 4:26 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too?:
    Absolutely. As an ex-smoker I can state categorically that just about every brand tastes different, especially with aromatic and roll-your-own varieties. Pipe tobaccos vary even more.
    • Thu at 4:02 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How might you ruin an English grammar lesson in ten words or fewer? (Assume that Randy D is teaching it.):
    Vegemite sandwiches!
    • Thu at 3:06 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is something you've done exactly twice in your lifetime that you didn't expect to do the 1st time, but did expect to do the 2nd time?:
    Become a Daddy. First time, a condom broke. Second time, we intended to have another baby.
    • Thu at 2:07 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Gubment shutdown still shut down. Only new thing is that 50,000 furloughed workers have been ORDERED to return to work, no pay. Whaddy say?:
    48% of the people voted for a wall that MEXICO was going to pay for. Not the US taxpayers.New polling shows that less than 36% of people support a wall now, and it's even less than half of Republican voters. It will never be built anyway,  funding or...  more48% of the people voted for a wall that MEXICO was going to pay for. Not the US taxpayers.New polling shows that less than 36% of people support a wall now, and it's even less than half of Republican voters. It will never be built anyway,  funding or no funding, so His Royal Orangeness can quit throwing a tantrum and get on with doing his bloody job.  
    • Thu at 2:05 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How long has it been since you last tried not to cry, and what was the situation? Were you successful at not crying? :
    Two weeks ago. Fourth anniversary of my mother's passing. Toasted her memory,  lost it completely giving the tradional prayer: "May the road rise up to meet you,May the wind be always at your back.May the sun shine warm upon your face;the rains fall ...  moreTwo weeks ago. Fourth anniversary of my mother's passing. Toasted her memory,  lost it completely giving the tradional prayer: "May the road rise up to meet you,May the wind be always at your back.May the sun shine warm upon your face;the rains fall soft upon your fieldsand until we meet again,May God hold you in the palm of His hand."I broke down and cried like I haven't since her funeral.  
    • Thu at 1:56 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How might you ruin an English grammar lesson in ten words or fewer? (Assume that Randy D is teaching it.):
    Wanna split an infinitive with me?
    • Thu at 1:27 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Wouldn't it be convenient to have a third arm?:
    Especially if it could reach between my shoulder blades when I itch.
    • Thu at 1:26 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is your birth order? firstborn, middle child, baby? And what were the benefits or drawbacks?:
    Firstborn of 7. Didn't cut any slack with Dad, Mum was also firstborn in her fam and realised that she was going to make most of her parenting mistakes with me, so was empathetic. Helped, we were friends as well as mother and son.
    • Thu at 1:24 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If you you were a member of the Clemson national college football champion team, would you have gone to the white house to eat fast food?.:
    I'm prepared to bet that the QB, WRs and other running backs didn't touch it. That much fat wouldn't worry a center or lineman, but everybody else watches their weight.
    • Thu at 12:12 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is BK serving covfefe with their berders?:
    It's called Hungry Jack's here, because a local cafe was trading as Burger King before the US chain started franchising in Australia. BK launched legal proceedings charging breach of US trademark law - and got egg on its face, it hadn't trademarked the na...  moreIt's called Hungry Jack's here, because a local cafe was trading as Burger King before the US chain started franchising in Australia. BK launched legal proceedings charging breach of US trademark law - and got egg on its face, it hadn't trademarked the name internationally and US laws don't apply elsewhere.HJ's menu is virtually identical with BK, with a few local variations.  
    • Wed at 6:53 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Is BK serving covfefe with their berders?
    • Wed at 6:16 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why?:
    We don't have those in Australia, our welfare system is still cash. At least for now.
    • Wed at 3:26 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why?:
    Smoking costs the NHS almost as much as the revenue it raises. Balances out.
    • Wed at 3:25 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The paycheckless furloughed folks being interviewed are ALL COMPLAINING. The ultimatum boy said they all back him. WHO IS LYING?:
    Tammy Duckworth for President. She's everything Trump is not - a moderate, a decorated combat veteran, checks her facts before speaking ...
    • Wed at 3:22 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The paycheckless furloughed folks being interviewed are ALL COMPLAINING. The ultimatum boy said they all back him. WHO IS LYING?:
    Flatbed truck hell, he'd need an aircraft carrier. 
    • Wed at 3:21 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why?:
    I quit years ago for financial reasons (it's expensive in Australia, tobacco  taxes are equivalent to robbery with volience). I'm not hostile towards smokers exactly, I just refuse to listen when they kvetch about being broke.
    • Wed at 3:15 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why?:
    It was Walter Raleigh. One of Elizabeth I's "favourites" (lovers?).
    • Wed at 3:09 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to what song would explain your mood at the moment?:
    I'm at work RN
    • Tue at 11:16 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What time do you have to get up in the morning?:
    9am, since switching to a permanent afternoon shift. I am NOT a morning person.
    • Tue at 11:08 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to if you were a dinosaur what kind of dinosaur would you be :
    I am a dinosaur - at least my daughter has called me a fossil more than once.
    • Tue at 11:04 PM
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    Slartibartfast replied to if you were ultimate president of the universe who on answermug would you pick to be your vice president :
    Element 99 is my veep. We'd settle all of the universe's problems in a single afternoon, over a couple of beers.
    • Tue at 11:02 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How could you ruin a date in 5 words or less? :
    Honey, I'm home!
    • Mon at 11:15 PM
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  • Screen Name* Slartibartfast
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Adelaide, Australia
  • About Me: Married fo­r 29 years­, two grow­n-up kids,­ two grand­children.
    ­
    Incorrigib­le smartas­s, musicia­n, consult­ant with O­rigin Ener­gy, profes­sional ump­ire (crick­et and Aus­tralian fo­otball).
    I have a p­enchant fo­r lame Dad­ jokes and­ REALLY ba­d puns.

  • Are you cute when you're angry?

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  • Is BK serving covfefe with their berders?

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  • Kwin-oh-ah, keen-wah or something else?

    Never mind the "official" or "correct" pronunciation, how do YOU...  moreNever mind the "official" or "correct" pronunciation, how do YOU say "quinoa"?  
    Last post by Thriftymaid - January 6
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  • Is it surprising that nobody has tried to off 45 with a .45?

    The shocking thing isn't that Trump is still alive, but that the...  moreThe shocking thing isn't that Trump is still alive, but that there are no dead would-be assassins. Plenty of peeps seem angry enough to try and guns are ubiquitous, so why hasn't there even been an attempt? Or are all the assassin-types on his side?  
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  • Do belly dancers have easy jobs? They just stand around and twiddle their tums.

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  • Will I get sick if I eat 8 loaves of French bread? I have a huit allergy.

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  • "Lord Farquaad". Where did DreamWorks get off saying "f**kwad" in a kids' movie?

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  • What the hell was Bev Bevan talking about?

    !kcab nruT !kcab nruT !kcab nruT .ton si emit tub elbisrever si cisum ehT
    Last post by Slartibartfast - December 31, 2018
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  • Is Trump's heart two sizes too small?

     He's certainly stolen Christmas from hundreds of thousands...  more He's certainly stolen Christmas from hundreds of thousands of civil service employees.
    It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that his heart was two sizes too small.Theodor Geissel (Dr Suess),  How The Grinch Stole Christmas   
    Last post by SpunkySenior - December 26, 2018
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  • Is Chuck Norris still alive?

    Apparently he's been dead since 1990, but the Grim Reaper is too...  moreApparently he's been dead since 1990, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.  
    Last post by Pearl - December 23, 2018
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  • How many AnswerMuggers does it take to change a light bulb?

    I got this burned-out bulb needs replacing, but I want to make s...  moreI got this burned-out bulb needs replacing, but I want to make sure that there are enough of us.  
    Last post by Kittigate - December 10, 2018
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  • Do you like cricket?

    Last post by officegirl - December 3, 2018
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  • What if your name were Jim Naysium?

    Last post by Not Sure - November 30, 2018
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  • Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?

    Last post by Merlin - November 23, 2018
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  • It seems Ivanka used a private email server for official government business, as Hillary was accused of.

    Where are the cries of "LOCK HER UP!" from the Trumpicans?
    Last post by rusureamisure - November 22, 2018
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  • Does the President read comic books?

    On the passing of Stan Lee, this "Stan's Soapbox" article from 1...  moreOn the passing of Stan Lee, this "Stan's Soapbox" article from 1968 resurfaced on George "Sulu" Takei's web page.  
    Last post by lavender - November 17, 2018
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  • Does Trump wash his mouth out with lye soap?

    Last post by Pearl - November 15, 2018
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  • Should those who complain about a caravan of people seeking freedom or help in a new country be allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving?

    Or read the inscription at the feet of Lady Liberty?
    Last post by Wakko - November 10, 2018
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  • Will somebody explain to His Royal Orangeness that you can't overturn a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT with an Executive Order?

    Citizenship by birthright isn't an exclusively American thing,&n...  moreCitizenship by birthright isn't an exclusively American thing,  34 nations currently practise it. It's protected by the Fourteenth Amendment, can only be repealed by another one (like the 18th was set aside by the 21st). For an amendment to become law, it has to be ratified either by a two-thirds majority of both Houses (Trump hasn't got the numbers) or by a minimum of 34 state legislatures (he's never has anything approaching that kind of support, either).Ruling by decree is something dictators do.  
    Last post by Cinders717 - November 4, 2018
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  • Trumpicans: are you still happy that your "Nationalist" leader is doing a good job?

    A whopping great correction is threatening to turn into a fully ...  moreA whopping great correction is threatening to turn into a fully blown bear market. Dow and Nasdaq in free fall, the worst day since Dubya's GFC. And your beloved leader (who, according to Ivana, slept with a copy of Mein Kampf beside the bed) has just embraced a term synonymous with fascist extremism - indeed the word "Nazi" is derived from the German word for "nationalist".  
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  • Is the shortage of covfefe in Nambia an emergy?

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  • Are repeated and deliberate violations of the 1967 anti-nepotism law (nicknamed the "Bobby Kennedy Law" an impeachable offense?

    As if any more are necessary - even Ivanka doesn't want the UN A...  moreAs if any more are necessary - even Ivanka doesn't want the UN Ambassador's job.https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/5/3110  
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  • Trumpicans - is it okay to coerce preschoolers into signing away their legal rights?

    You can't make this stuff up.  https://www.newyorker.c...  moreYou can't make this stuff up.  https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-five-year-old-who-was-detained-at-the-border-and-convinced-to-sign-away-her-rights?mbid=social_facebook  
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  • Are those flowers for Smurfette?

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  • Are you fond of sweet potatoes? I yam.

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  • Albert Einstein was a genius. Was his brother Frank a monster?

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  • Would you rather be a wise person, a wise guy or a wise-a$$?

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  • What would happen if you dropped your pants and mooned a werewolf?

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  • MAGA - Make America Gasp Again. Will mesothelioma be renamed "Trump's Disease"?

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trumps-epa-narrows-its-toxic-substa...  morehttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/trumps-epa-narrows-its-toxic-substances-review/  
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  • Don't u just H8 it when millennials use "text speak" in general conversation?

    Try actually laughing instead of saying "lol", dammit.
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  • Has an accent or pronunciation ever confused you?

    Me: "Has Osama Bin Laden gone from terrorist to martyr?"American...  moreMe: "Has Osama Bin Laden gone from terrorist to martyr?"American friend: "We say tomayto".  
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  • If you went up to a complete stranger in a crowd and said "Tag! You're it!", how far would it spread?

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  • If the President were to be assassinated, would police wonder who DIDN'T have a motive?

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  • Apart from the Australian White Ibis, do you know of any other wild creatures that have evolved into scavengers due to human activity?

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  • If Osama had told Dubya that he didn't do it, should the Prez have believed him?

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  • If a midget smokes weed, is he high or medium?

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  • Does the volcano sleep tonight?

    Kil-o-weh-a, kil-o-weh-a, kil-o-weh-a ...
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  • Trump visits the UK. Guess which song just returned to #1 on the British charts after a fourteen-year absence?

    You just have to love the way the Brits take the p!ss at every o...  moreYou just have to love the way the Brits take the p!ss at every opportunity ...  
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  • Three degrees outside and I have a 7.30am start at work. Do you ever have to leave home at oh-dark-thirty and freeze your butt off?

    Dreary and miserable, gloomy and glum Cold as the hair on a...  moreDreary and miserable, gloomy and glum Cold as the hair on a polar bear's bum   
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  • Now the Trump administration opposes breastfeeding! How in HELL can his supporters condone this?

    Decades of research - but the US delegation to the WHO, backed b...  moreDecades of research - but the US delegation to the WHO, backed by infant formula manufacturers, opposed the resolution and actually resorted to blackmail in an attempt to get Latin America to follow suit.  
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  • Is it fair to call the Trump rĂ©gime a "personality cult"?

    Given the way his indoctrinated worshippers keep swigging the po...  moreGiven the way his indoctrinated worshippers keep swigging the poisoned Kool-Aid, is it fair NOT to? Anybody who publishes anything pointing out a lie, backflip or gaffe by their god is immediately decried as "fake".   
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  • When folks die, they supposedly "move towards a big light". Does this mean that when someone dies, they are instantly reincarnated as a moth

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  • Trumpty Dumpty sits on his Wall. How great will his fall be?

    The Dumpster's intransigence on caging children may be the straw...  moreThe Dumpster's intransigence on caging children may be the straw that breaks his support's back. Republican Senators are in open revolt and even his wife can't stomach this level of cruelty. Could this be the issue that causes his own majority to vote to impeach?  
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    Once I couldn't give a XXXX. I'm older Budweiser now.
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    Women just don't get it. I'm dying here.
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  • A hard Brexit would be disastrous for the UK (why are you all st...  moreA hard Brexit would be disastrous for the UK (why are you all stocking up on pharmaceuticals?) and now appears to be inevitable. Scotland will bolt, Northern Ireland may well join the Republic and even Wales is looking askance - only England voted Leave and it's also apparent that many Remainers didn't bother to vote at all. Even if and when Britain departs the EU, a new referendum will be demanded in a decade or so by which time most of the Brexiteers will be dead or nearly so - that demographic split is hugely weighted, the younger population didn't want it at all but also didn't flex their electoral muscle and vote, either.  less
    in Is LABOR/CONSERVATIVE in Britain the same as trumpican/democratic in the US of A? One side has all good guys. The other doesn't have any? January 19, 2019 8:49 PM MST 0
  • Probably just to see if they could. Successful, if only briefly....  moreProbably just to see if they could. Successful, if only briefly. Why do they create chemical elements that only exist for microseconds? Anything above 104?  
    in What is you favorite chemical element? January 19, 2019 8:14 PM MST 1
  • Vegemite on toast is ambrosial, and absolutely the best hangover...  moreVegemite on toast is ambrosial, and absolutely the best hangover cure on the planet, period.The mistake most Americans make is to slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it was peanut butter or Nutella. It's just not supposed to be eaten that way, the trick is to spread it thinly with plenty of butter.  
    in What food can you no longer tolerate? January 19, 2019 8:09 PM MST 1
    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at January 19, 2019 8:09 PM MST
  • Extreme pressure and they had to hit it with some unthinkable nu...  moreExtreme pressure and they had to hit it with some unthinkable number of eV. Formed a reddish haze that dissipated in seconds.  
    in What is you favorite chemical element? January 19, 2019 8:05 PM MST 2
  • It can be made to react, but any reaction involving helium is ex...  moreIt can be made to react, but any reaction involving helium is extremely endothermic and the compunds produced are unstable. I did see an experiment where they created helium tetrafluoride.  
    in What is you favorite chemical element? January 19, 2019 7:56 PM MST 4
  • Sucking it straight out of the tank is dangerous. The pressure c...  moreSucking it straight out of the tank is dangerous. The pressure can make your lungs explode. You can also suffocate.The amount a balloon can hold won't hurt you.  
    in What is you favorite chemical element? January 19, 2019 7:51 PM MST 4
  • Oxygen. If I couldn't get oxygen, I'd just die ...What do you do...  moreOxygen. If I couldn't get oxygen, I'd just die ...What do you do with sick chemists? If you can't helium or curium, you barium.  
    in What is you favorite chemical element? January 19, 2019 7:48 PM MST 5
  • Amazing voice, probably second only to Freddie in range. What re...  moreAmazing voice, probably second only to Freddie in range. What really boggles the mind is that years of chain smoking never roughened it, he was as clear in 1986 as he was twenty years earlier.  
    in Is your favorite singer still alive? ~ January 19, 2019 7:44 PM MST 1
  • There have been some surprisingly good Republicans - moderates. ...  moreThere have been some surprisingly good Republicans - moderates. Lincoln. Eisenhower. Bush Sr (not a good President but a very good Veep). McCain.As for our own political system, the conservatives (ironically called the "Liberal party" in coalition witn the National party) are in government but will almost certainly be routed in the next general election, by the Labor opposition. There have been some good members of coalition, too. Dr Brendan Nelson, who briefly led the party in opposition when former PM John Howard resigned following defeat in 2007, would have been a fine Prime Minister had he remained leader until the Libs won government again, but he was too decent to corrupt and too intelligent to manipulate, so they shafted him.  less
    in Is LABOR/CONSERVATIVE in Britain the same as trumpican/democratic in the US of A? One side has all good guys. The other doesn't have any? January 19, 2019 7:38 PM MST 0
  • Boris Johnson is a posh Trump.
    in Is LABOR/CONSERVATIVE in Britain the same as trumpican/democratic in the US of A? One side has all good guys. The other doesn't have any? January 19, 2019 2:32 AM MST 1
  • Of my four favourite singers, only one is still alive Iva D...  moreOf my four favourite singers, only one is still alive Iva Davies is still with us  
    in Is your favorite singer still alive? ~ January 19, 2019 2:20 AM MST 3
  • So Vegemite is back on the menu?
    in What food can you no longer tolerate? January 19, 2019 1:59 AM MST 2
  • There are coaches who would BENCH players for eating that sort o...  moreThere are coaches who would BENCH players for eating that sort of [email protected] The late Joe Paterno is reputed to have sat his star WR on the bench for overindulging in grilled stickies (a PSU specialty) on the eve of a game.  
    in If you you were a member of the Clemson national college football champion team, would you have gone to the white house to eat fast food?. January 18, 2019 10:22 PM MST 0
  • Most shift work involves set rosters, drawn up weeks in advance....  moreMost shift work involves set rosters, drawn up weeks in advance. Emergency services employees are almost always subject to it - police, paramedics, firefighters, nurses etc. You plan your family life around it.  
    in Any of you have jobs where the powers that be keep changing your shift hours? If so how does that affect you and are you OK with it? January 17, 2019 6:46 PM MST 1
  • Falling into a volcano is what happens when you fall OUT of love ...
    in why fall in love when you can fall into a volcano January 17, 2019 6:31 PM MST 0
  • Correct. Tasmania is our smallest and least populous State and i...  moreCorrect. Tasmania is our smallest and least populous State and is directly south of Victoria. Same time zone. The five zones dwindle to three in March, when daylight saving ends. You didn't mention "continental", however, so the fifth zone stands. Gotcha!Hawaii and New Zealand are, I think, exactly 24 hours apart. Longitudinally almost the same distance from the Greenwich meridian but on opposite sides of the Date Line.  
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 6:16 PM MST 0
    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at January 17, 2019 6:16 PM MST
  • So there's a fifth zone.
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 6:22 AM MST 1
  • Wiggling her butt  or twerking. Wearing crossover tops that...  moreWiggling her butt  or twerking. Wearing crossover tops that accentuate the boobs without actually exposng them. High heels and sheer hose.  
    in What are some ways that men or women openly flaunt their sexiness WITHOUT exposing any body parts, skin, removing clothing, etc.? ~ January 17, 2019 6:20 AM MST 4
  • Isn't Hawaii on its own, 'way out in the ocean? Seems it should ...  moreIsn't Hawaii on its own, 'way out in the ocean? Seems it should be behind California.  
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 6:12 AM MST 1
  • It's cockeyed, but the State gubment of South Australia set it t...  moreIt's cockeyed, but the State gubment of South Australia set it there. As far as the sun is concerned, we're about 40 minutes behind Sydney but Adelaide is close to the State's eastern border. Through the middle of SA it should be a full hour but hardly anybody lives in that region - the next big city is Perth, two full hours behind the east as the sun rises.In summer, we have no fewer than five time zones. Eastern Daylight Saving Time (GMT +11) in New South Wales, Australian Capital Territory (analagous to your District of Columbia), Victoria and Tasmania. Central Daylight Saving Time (GMT +10.5) in South Australia. Eastern Standard Time (GMT +10) in Queensland. Central Standard Time (GMT +9.5) in the Northern Territory. Western Standard Time (GMT +8) in Western Australia. Those last three don't have daylight saving, the Tropic of Capricorn passes through them so that far north you're robbing Peter to pay Paul. Tropical dusk is nothing and the days aren't a lot longer than the nights even at the height of summer...    less
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 5:59 AM MST 1
  • Until I've had my second cup of strong coffee, I'm a hemorrhoid....  moreUntil I've had my second cup of strong coffee, I'm a hemorrhoid.How strong, do you ask? Stong enough to stand up and FIGHT me. If the spoon stands up, it's too weak. If it starts to dissolve, that's better, but when the spoon jumps out of the mug and runs away shrieking in mortal agony, then it's PERFECT.   
    in What part of the day are you at your GROUCHIEST? How long does it last? Are you a real PAIN IN THE A**? January 17, 2019 5:42 AM MST 1
  • in Are you cute when you're angry? January 17, 2019 5:38 AM MST 0
  • Earlier than that, it's a quote from Monty Python's Flying ...  moreEarlier than that, it's a quote from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Early 70s.I first tried American beer in the late 80s. I've sampled various US brews since but haven't yet encountered a drinkable one.  
    in What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of? January 17, 2019 5:26 AM MST 2
  • Rosters are drawn up five weeks ahead. You can also arrange a sw...  moreRosters are drawn up five weeks ahead. You can also arrange a swap with a coworker if you want a late and they want an early or vice versa.The companyI work for doesn't have a "night" shift per se, I'm on permanent afternoons - 1pm til 9pm. They close at 9.45. I prefer it, I'm at my bubbliest around 4pm.  
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 5:21 AM MST 1
  • When I was on the rotating roster (up until a few weeks ago), so...  moreWhen I was on the rotating roster (up until a few weeks ago), sometimes I'd be rostered on early.Coworker (cheery): Good morning!Me: Bleah. Bah humbug. What's good about it?  
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 5:05 AM MST 1
  • I'm on a permanent afternoon shift. I finish work at 9pm, so I d...  moreI'm on a permanent afternoon shift. I finish work at 9pm, so I don't even get home until 10.30 or thereabouts. I'm tapping this on a tablet on the train home atm. I can sometimes do a little Answermugging at work after things slow down.I am definitely NOT a morning person. Don't even try to talk to me in the am until I've had two cups of extremely strong black coffee.  
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 4:40 AM MST 1
  • He ordered 300 burgers and 700 berders ...
    in If you you were a member of the Clemson national college football champion team, would you have gone to the white house to eat fast food?. January 17, 2019 4:30 AM MST 4
  • The kid is 19. I know Boris Becker won Wimbledon as a teenager b...  moreThe kid is 19. I know Boris Becker won Wimbledon as a teenager but I don't think it's likely to happen again any time soon.Incidentally it's still not quite 10pm here yet. Adelaide is half an hour behind the east coast.  
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 4:26 AM MST 1
    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at January 17, 2019 4:26 AM MST
  • Absolutely. As an ex-smoker I can state categorically that just ...  moreAbsolutely. As an ex-smoker I can state categorically that just about every brand tastes different, especially with aromatic and roll-your-own varieties. Pipe tobaccos vary even more.  
    in All cigarette smokes stinks the same. Do cigarettes have different "tastes"? Pipe tobacco has different odors. Different "tastes" too? January 17, 2019 4:02 AM MST 1
  • Vegemite sandwiches!
    in How might you ruin an English grammar lesson in ten words or fewer? (Assume that Randy D is teaching it.) January 17, 2019 3:06 AM MST 3
  • Become a Daddy. First time, a condom broke. Second time, we inte...  moreBecome a Daddy. First time, a condom broke. Second time, we intended to have another baby.  
    in What is something you've done exactly twice in your lifetime that you didn't expect to do the 1st time, but did expect to do the 2nd time? January 17, 2019 2:07 AM MST 3
  • 48% of the people voted for a wall that MEXICO was going to pay ...  more48% of the people voted for a wall that MEXICO was going to pay for. Not the US taxpayers.New polling shows that less than 36% of people support a wall now, and it's even less than half of Republican voters. It will never be built anyway,  funding or no funding, so His Royal Orangeness can quit throwing a tantrum and get on with doing his bloody job.  
    in Gubment shutdown still shut down. Only new thing is that 50,000 furloughed workers have been ORDERED to return to work, no pay. Whaddy say? January 17, 2019 2:05 AM MST 0
  • Two weeks ago. Fourth anniversary of my mother's passing. Toaste...  moreTwo weeks ago. Fourth anniversary of my mother's passing. Toasted her memory,  lost it completely giving the tradional prayer: "May the road rise up to meet you,May the wind be always at your back.May the sun shine warm upon your face;the rains fall soft upon your fieldsand until we meet again,May God hold you in the palm of His hand."I broke down and cried like I haven't since her funeral.  
    in How long has it been since you last tried not to cry, and what was the situation? Were you successful at not crying? January 17, 2019 1:56 AM MST 1
  • Wanna split an infinitive with me?
    in How might you ruin an English grammar lesson in ten words or fewer? (Assume that Randy D is teaching it.) January 17, 2019 1:27 AM MST 3
  • Especially if it could reach between my shoulder blades when I itch.
    in Wouldn't it be convenient to have a third arm? January 17, 2019 1:26 AM MST 6
  • Firstborn of 7. Didn't cut any slack with Dad, Mum was also firs...  moreFirstborn of 7. Didn't cut any slack with Dad, Mum was also firstborn in her fam and realised that she was going to make most of her parenting mistakes with me, so was empathetic. Helped, we were friends as well as mother and son.  
    in What is your birth order? firstborn, middle child, baby? And what were the benefits or drawbacks? January 17, 2019 1:24 AM MST 5
  • I'm prepared to bet that the QB, WRs and other running backs did...  moreI'm prepared to bet that the QB, WRs and other running backs didn't touch it. That much fat wouldn't worry a center or lineman, but everybody else watches their weight.  
    in If you you were a member of the Clemson national college football champion team, would you have gone to the white house to eat fast food?. January 17, 2019 12:12 AM MST 3
  • It's called Hungry Jack's here, because a local cafe was trading...  moreIt's called Hungry Jack's here, because a local cafe was trading as Burger King before the US chain started franchising in Australia. BK launched legal proceedings charging breach of US trademark law - and got egg on its face, it hadn't trademarked the name internationally and US laws don't apply elsewhere.HJ's menu is virtually identical with BK, with a few local variations.  
    in Is BK serving covfefe with their berders? January 16, 2019 6:53 PM MST 1
  • in Is BK serving covfefe with their berders? January 16, 2019 6:16 PM MST 0
  • We don't have those in Australia, our welfare system is still ca...  moreWe don't have those in Australia, our welfare system is still cash. At least for now.  
    in The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why? January 16, 2019 3:26 AM MST 1
  • Smoking costs the NHS almost as much as the revenue it raises. B...  moreSmoking costs the NHS almost as much as the revenue it raises. Balances out.  
    in The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why? January 16, 2019 3:25 AM MST 0
  • Tammy Duckworth for President. She's everything Trump is not - a...  moreTammy Duckworth for President. She's everything Trump is not - a moderate, a decorated combat veteran, checks her facts before speaking ...  
    in The paycheckless furloughed folks being interviewed are ALL COMPLAINING. The ultimatum boy said they all back him. WHO IS LYING? January 16, 2019 3:22 AM MST 1
    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at January 16, 2019 3:22 AM MST
  • Flatbed truck hell, he'd need an aircraft carrier. 
    in The paycheckless furloughed folks being interviewed are ALL COMPLAINING. The ultimatum boy said they all back him. WHO IS LYING? January 16, 2019 3:21 AM MST 3
  • I quit years ago for financial reasons (it's expensive in Austra...  moreI quit years ago for financial reasons (it's expensive in Australia, tobacco  taxes are equivalent to robbery with volience). I'm not hostile towards smokers exactly, I just refuse to listen when they kvetch about being broke.  
    in The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why? January 16, 2019 3:15 AM MST 1
  • It was Walter Raleigh. One of Elizabeth I's "favourites" (lovers?).
    in The most intensely emotional hostile-to-smokers folks I know are ex-smokers. Why? January 16, 2019 3:09 AM MST 1
  • I'm at work RN
    in what song would explain your mood at the moment? January 15, 2019 11:16 PM MST 5
  • 9am, since switching to a permanent afternoon shift. I am NOT a ...  more9am, since switching to a permanent afternoon shift. I am NOT a morning person.  
    in What time do you have to get up in the morning? January 15, 2019 11:08 PM MST 2
  • I am a dinosaur - at least my daughter has called me a fossil mo...  moreI am a dinosaur - at least my daughter has called me a fossil more than once.  
    in if you were a dinosaur what kind of dinosaur would you be January 15, 2019 11:04 PM MST 1
  • Element 99 is my veep. We'd settle all of the universe's problem...  moreElement 99 is my veep. We'd settle all of the universe's problems in a single afternoon, over a couple of beers.  
    in if you were ultimate president of the universe who on answermug would you pick to be your vice president January 15, 2019 11:02 PM MST 0
  • Honey, I'm home!
    in How could you ruin a date in 5 words or less? January 14, 2019 11:15 PM MST 6
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