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  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Could the US get a female President by default?
    Here's the scenario - the Democrats make Ted Lieu the Speaker (a great choice, the man is a wildcat who fights dirty when necessary).Trump and Vance are BOTH impeached and enough disgruntled R Senators cross the aisle to convict (hypothetical - while Trum...  moreHere's the scenario - the Democrats make Ted Lieu the Speaker (a great choice, the man is a wildcat who fights dirty when necessary).Trump and Vance are BOTH impeached and enough disgruntled R Senators cross the aisle to convict (hypothetical - while Trump is guilty six ways from Sunday, there's no certainty that any of that will stick to JD. Being appallingly incompetent isn't a "high crime or misdemeanor").In the instance of both POTUS and VP being removed, the Speaker becomes President - but Lieu is ineligible as he was born outside of the US. So next in line is the President of the Senate pro tempore - who is NOT the majority leader, but the longest serving member of the majority party. That Senator is Patty Murray (D-WA), a person whose name has never been mentioned in relation to a Presidential tilt. There's precedent - Gerald Ford was never elected, having succeeded to the Vice Presidency when Agnew resigned in scandal, then the big chair when Nixon did.It's a very long shot, requiring a number of possibl...    less
    • November 8
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If you were to compete with others here to give a vague answer to this question, what might your entry be?:
    Green, because aliens don't chew bubble gum on odd-numbered Thursdays.
    • November 7
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Can you post or name a song about an automobile?:
    I prefer the Sonny Shroyer version, i used to own a VW Bug. A Rambler really wasn't all that small, while the Volkswagen was a pregnant roller skate.
    • November 7
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I finally figured out the meaning of '45-47' that trump often flashes.:
    When I want to be humerus I just pretend to be an upper arm bone.
    • November 4
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Any songs you're tired of hearing?:
    Don't Stop Believin' by Journey. It's not exactly awful but it got played to death.
    • October 31
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Instead of the last song you listened to, what was the last song you didn’t listen to?:
    Some rap garbage - I change the station when rap comes on. Rap is called that because the "C" fell off at the printer's.
    • October 31
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to For whatever reason(s), what is a song you think sounds better when sung by a woman rather than by a man? And please state the reason(s).:
    Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem HerzenVocal range and the fact that the character is Queen Of the Night.
    • October 31
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How much is trump's illegal war affecting your budget?:
    • October 31
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Trumpers - you DO know that it's okay to change your mind, right?:
    • October 28
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How much is trump's illegal war affecting your budget?:
    I just filled my tank. $145. It's usually less than $100.
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Have you or do you now know anyone named Shirley?:
    All of the Shirleys I knew changed their names so they could be serious.
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to give us this day our daily music thread: songs in a language besides english, french, spanish?:
    Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen - the Queen of the Night's aria from Die Zauberflöte (The Magic Flute)
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are two beverages that you don’t think should be consumed together? :
    Guinness and Bailey's - it's called a "car bomb".
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What were your school colors?:
    Green and gold in high school, burgundy in college - we were "the dirty reds".
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some things that unnecessarily get shrink-wrapped? (Humorous answers, please.):
    Shrink wrapping machines
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some simple steps you think delivery companies could take to help cut down on porch piracy?:
    Warn the householder, and booby trap parcels. Glitter bombs and such.
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to (Humorous answers, please.) What is something that usually doesn’t get shrink-wrapped but probably should?:
    Peanut butter, before firing it into the sun.
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Another poll. What is something good you can say about trump?:
    He'll be dead soon.
    • October 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Trumpers - you DO know that it's okay to change your mind, right?:
    Oooh, you want to play THAT game?(Sticking to printable ones)
    • October 15
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you ever get the urge to play the "air cowbell" when you hear the song "Don't Fear the Reaper"?:
    I can visualize Gonzo conducting the girls, Animal behind the kit, Floyd slapping the bass, Zoot grooving the sax solo ...
    • October 15
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Trumpers - you DO know that it's okay to change your mind, right?:
    How much of less than 3% of the border that did get walled did Mexico pay for?Trump personally appointed a few of the judges that have ruled his EOs to be unconstitutional. And released the J6 rioters who assaulted police. And a drug kingpin who was respo...  moreHow much of less than 3% of the border that did get walled did Mexico pay for?Trump personally appointed a few of the judges that have ruled his EOs to be unconstitutional. And released the J6 rioters who assaulted police. And a drug kingpin who was responsible for importing 400 TONS of cocaine into the US.Clinton got the debt down. Not eliminated, but reduced. Trump has increased it, in fact in a term and a half his administrations have increased it by more than any four combined in peacetime history. Even adjusted for inflation.There was a gag order. Biden couldn't release anything without being in contempt of court. Also, what HAS been released is so heavily redacted that it's not useful, the perps names have been deleted.Gas wouldn't have gone up in the first place if Trump hadn't bent over when Bibi told him to do as he was told or he'd spill what he knows (Mossad almost certainly has the dirt on what's in those files, reams of incriminating emails at least).Trump promised those checks, regardless of whethe...    less
    • September 17
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do historical references include any tilde-related citings, and if so, why wasn’t I notified?:
    Humour aside, tildes were used to indicate contractions in the Middle Ages, to save expensive vellum and ink. For example, the commonly used words anno domini were frequently abbreviated to A° Dñi, with an elevated terminal and a contracti...  moreHumour aside, tildes were used to indicate contractions in the Middle Ages, to save expensive vellum and ink. For example, the commonly used words anno domini were frequently abbreviated to A° Dñi, with an elevated terminal and a contraction mark placed over the "n", such a mark could denote the omission of one letter or several. The Domesday Book, commissioned by Bill the Bastard, aka King William I of England,  is highly abbreviated in this fashion.  
    • September 17
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Do you ever get the urge to play the "air cowbell" when you hear the song "Don't Fear the Reaper"?
    Some songs you just have to play an imaginary instrument. Air guitar to "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits, air drums at the appropriate moment to Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" (IYKYK - and if you don't we can't be friends).But this particular one b...  moreSome songs you just have to play an imaginary instrument. Air guitar to "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits, air drums at the appropriate moment to Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" (IYKYK - and if you don't we can't be friends).But this particular one by Blue Öyster Cult is unique - or is it just me?  
    • September 17
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Trumpers - you DO know that it's okay to change your mind, right?
    • September 13
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is the Grim Reaper getting clumsy in his old age?:
    It will sit nicely next to the DOGE and tariff checks.Oh wait ...
    • September 13
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why are people supporting a woman who murdered her 3 children?:
    The appeals process dragged into the current term, the gag order was lifted in October 2025. Nine months after Trump took office, almost a year ago now. Had Biden released anything he'd have been in contempt of court. That hurdle no longer exists.
    • September 13
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why are people supporting a woman who murdered her 3 children?:
    So why haven't the files been released? Ghislaine exhausted the appeals process more than a year ago, there's no gag order now.
    • September 9
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Please post a song that has the name of a body part in the title? :
    Go for it, I don't own it. I just googled "flag on the play" and searched images.
    • September 1
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Is the Grim Reaper getting clumsy in his old age?
    He got the wrong 80 year old. Twice.
    • August 28
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why are people supporting a woman who murdered her 3 children?:
    No, I'm highlighting the double stsndard. You have repeatedly opined that pedophiles should be thown into a woodchipper. Unless, apparently, his name is Donald J Trump.
    • August 28
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to (Humorous answers only, please.) Who is avoiding you, and why?:
    You are. I told you and told you I'm sorry about the mayo in the whipped cream prank!
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Humorously speaking, what are some garments that should never be made of see-through material?:
    Swimwear. Unless you're on a clothing optional beach.
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Dirty always makes things edgy. The word "DIRTY" So, post a song, album or group that has Dirty in the title.:
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Where's Ms Admin JustAskig these days?:
    Randy D has been trying to get her into the sandwich making dungeon facility for years. Do you think he may have succeeded?
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What’s a song that you know how to sing yet you wish that you didn’t, and why?:
    Can you guess from this?Things we did:Built this cityShot the sheriffThings we didn't do:Start the fireShoot the deputyThings we will do:SurviveRock youThings we won't do:ThatThings we will never do:Give you upLet you downRun around and desert youMake you...  moreCan you guess from this?Things we did:Built this cityShot the sheriffThings we didn't do:Start the fireShoot the deputyThings we will do:SurviveRock youThings we won't do:ThatThings we will never do:Give you upLet you downRun around and desert youMake you crySay goodbyeTell a lie and hurt you  
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I’m willing to bet that if I make this a non-question, you’re apt at coming up with a non-answer. ~:
    Vegemite
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why are people supporting a woman who murdered her 3 children?:
    Why are YOU supporting a man who has recently had to pay $5m for lying about raping a woman, has been credibly accused of violating dozens of little girls (and is repeatedly refusing to release the documents that would prove it one way or the other, so on...  moreWhy are YOU supporting a man who has recently had to pay $5m for lying about raping a woman, has been credibly accused of violating dozens of little girls (and is repeatedly refusing to release the documents that would prove it one way or the other, so on the balance of probabilities he's guilty as sin) and killed 165 other little girls on day 1 of a pointless war to distract attention away from that?He's a legal resident of Florida. That state recently made child rape a CAPITAL crime.  
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Please post a song that has the name of a body part in the title? :
    Flag on the play!Your fourth example is NOT called that, that's merely the first line. It's "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot. And the penultimate one is just "Legs" by ZZ Top and I already posted that one.
    • August 23
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Does President Trump refuse to drink beer because he's afraid of anything called "Draft"?
    • August 7
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some reasons that Randy D should be thankful to you? (Burning those mayonnaise plants is at the top of the list.):
    Like Jane, Spunky and Nanoose? Maybe she got sick of a power tripping mod trampling on her. You may notice I haven't posted anything even remotely political in over a year?
    • July 25
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some reasons that Randy D should be thankful to you? (Burning those mayonnaise plants is at the top of the list.):
    I hid him from Livvie, more than once.
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What food (or beverage) do you prefer to be a little bit burnt around the edges in order for you to enjoy it?:
    Créme bruléeVegemite is much better when the toast ISN'T burnt.
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you sometimes wear a bath robe?:
    Not since my daughter gave me an Oodie a few Christmases ago.
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Which one of your favorite songs contains the name of one of your favorite products in its title? ~:
    He just smiled and gave me ...
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you see the same resemblance I did?:
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are you doing today, July 4th 2026? :
    Adelaide has whwt is known as a "Mediterranean" climate despite being on the opposte side of the planet. The practial upshot is that it never rains in summer, and never stops raining in winter. So apart from grocery shopping, I mostly stayed inside and tr...  moreAdelaide has whwt is known as a "Mediterranean" climate despite being on the opposte side of the planet. The practial upshot is that it never rains in summer, and never stops raining in winter. So apart from grocery shopping, I mostly stayed inside and tried to keep warm and dry.  
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some of the ways any of MY neurosis work out in YOUR favor?:
    If I'm smuggling tildes, hiding them in jars of Vegemite stops Randy from finding them ...
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Was it surprising that Humpty Dumpty had a terrible winter?:
    • July 6
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    Slartibartfast replied to Church of the Poison Mind. Our House. School’s Out. Hotel California. :
    • July 6
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you keep rhinoceroses in the kitchen to baffle your neighbours?:
    I thought they were unicorns.My granddaughter is into unicorns, my son should rename her Agnes.
    • June 13
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    Incorrigib­le smartas­s, musicia­n, consult­ant with O­rigin Ener­gy, profes­sional ump­ire (crick­et and Aus­tralian fo­otball).
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  • Could the US get a female President by default?

    Here's the scenario - the Democrats make Ted Lieu the Speaker (a...  moreHere's the scenario - the Democrats make Ted Lieu the Speaker (a great choice, the man is a wildcat who fights dirty when necessary).Trump and Vance are BOTH impeached and enough disgruntled R Senators cross the aisle to convict (hypothetical - while Trump is guilty six ways from Sunday, there's no certainty that any of that will stick to JD. Being appallingly incompetent isn't a "high crime or misdemeanor").In the instance of both POTUS and VP being removed, the Speaker becomes President - but Lieu is ineligible as he was born outside of the US. So next in line is the President of the Senate pro tempore - who is NOT the majority leader, but the longest serving member of the majority party. That Senator is Patty Murray (D-WA), a person whose name has never been mentioned in relation to a Presidential tilt. There's precedent - Gerald Ford was never elected, having succeeded to the Vice Presidency when Agnew resigned in scandal, then the big chair when Nixon did.It's a very long shot, requiring a number of possibl...    less
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  • Do you ever get the urge to play the "air cowbell" when you hear the song "Don't Fear the Reaper"?

    Some songs you just have to play an imaginary instrument. Air gu...  moreSome songs you just have to play an imaginary instrument. Air guitar to "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits, air drums at the appropriate moment to Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" (IYKYK - and if you don't we can't be friends).But this particular one by Blue Öyster Cult is unique - or is it just me?  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - October 15
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  • Trumpers - you DO know that it's okay to change your mind, right?

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  • Is the Grim Reaper getting clumsy in his old age?

    He got the wrong 80 year old. Twice.
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  • Does President Trump refuse to drink beer because he's afraid of anything called "Draft"?

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - August 9
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  • Do you think Jesus ever left the door open?

    St Peter: "Were you born in a barn?"JC: "Well, actually ..."
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  • Was it surprising that Humpty Dumpty had a terrible winter?

    After all, he had a great fall ...
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  • Did anyone apart from Element-99 hear the exploding meteor?

    Meteor over Ohio causes large boom heard as far away as Pennsylv...  moreMeteor over Ohio causes large boom heard as far away as Pennsylvania | US news | The Guardian https://share.google/OOCGixzLortaTiNPS  
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  • I'll be back if and when Jusk Asking fires her.

    I'm done. When legit questions get nixed because she's butthurt,...  moreI'm done. When legit questions get nixed because she's butthurt, no explanation,  I'm done.  
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  • Is Andy Murray really a blancmange from the planet Skyron in disguise?

    As we all know, Scotsmen are really bad at tennis ...
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  • How can you justify a new gold plated ballroom in the WH after cutting cancer research funding and SNAP?

    Please explain it to me like I'm a starving child with cancer.
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  • What do they call "shooting the messenger"?

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  • What if rocks are actually soft, but they tense up when you touch them?

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  • If US conservatives are serious about reducing the number of abortions, why won't they support sex ed and universal healthcare?

    Case in point, New Zealand, where abortion is legal but the per ...  moreCase in point, New Zealand, where abortion is legal but the per capita rate is only a fraction of that in the US. Comprehensive, evidence based sex education in school and access to birth control stop most unwanted pregnancies from happening in the first place. Support for mothers and families who want to have babies (including access to healthcare, family leave , subsidized childcare, child tax credits, safety nets for struggling families etc) so they don't feel the need to abort for financial reasons.If conservatives in the US are truly worried about lowering abortion rates, they would be fighting for these things rather than focusing on women's healthcare choices.   less
    Last post by my2cents - August 10, 2025
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  • If Alecia Moore had been born German, would she call herself HellRot?

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  • If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

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  • Why do MAGAs treat the 2nd Amendment as Holy, while trying to repeal the 22nd and completely ignoring Article I, Section 9, Clause 8?

    It seems the only parts of the Constitution that matter are the ...  moreIt seems the only parts of the Constitution that matter are the bits they like.  
    Last post by my2cents - May 24, 2025
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  • Aren't you impressed by Alexandria Diaz?

    She accepted the Medal of Sacrifice from Trump on behalf of her ...  moreShe accepted the Medal of Sacrifice from Trump on behalf of her slain father, Deputy Sheriff Ignacio "Dan" Diaz, noticeably flinched away when he tried to put his arm around her and told her she was "very beautiful" (she's young enough to be his granddaughter), and he he kept looking at her, completely baffled that she wasn't overjoyed to be in his presence. He was very unnerved by her demeanor, if not frankly confused.Bravo, Alexandria.  
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  • Do you intend to visit the country "Mattel" anytime soon?

    Justify this one, Trumpicans. It ought to be hilarious.
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  • Now that Canada has its "elbows up", what are those US businesses that rely on Canadian trade going to do about it? Is there a Plan B?

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  • How do feel about Trump's "Bluey tax"?

    Tariffs on foreign films include the lovable Australian cartoon family.
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  • Thank you, Donald Trump.

    Thank you for being so internationally reviled that first in Can...  moreThank you for being so internationally reviled that first in Canada and now in Australia that the conservative party leader has lost his own seat in Parliament and a centre left government has been returned - in Australia with a vastly increased majority. With Peter Dutton standing as an ersatz Trump and Gina the Hutt in the Muskrat role, Australia has rejected him utterly.  
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  • Why didn't elves drive Mini Mokes?

    Moking is hazardous to your elf.
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  • If you were the square root of (1 + tan^2 C), would you know it?

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  • How many anybody POSSIBLY call this Monster a "Christian"?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/19/world/africa/sudan-usaid-famine.html
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  • Three of the cars I've owned were Toyotas. Has anyone ever owned a real Ota?

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  • What's the greatest ever love song?

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  • Apologists for the Second Amendment are continually bleating that they need their guns "to defend them against a tyrannical government".

    So with His Royal Orangeness channelling Mad King George and "tr...  moreSo with His Royal Orangeness channelling Mad King George and "transporting persons upon the seas for pretended transgressions" (this was one of the reasons put forward by the Founding Fathers as an excuse for the Revolution that caused the United States to be in the first place), why hasn't anyone done it yet? Or gunned down ICE agents attempting to wrongfully arrest innocent people? I'm NOT advocating for these things to happen, I believe that the Second is an anachronism that should have been repealed by the end of the First World War. I'm just wondering why nobody has done it yet.  less
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  • Given Trump's ridiculous trade war, where is the Pentagon going to get its samarium, tungsten, gadolinium, terbium, dysprosium, yttrium etc

    The ores containing these rare earth elements are not found in s...  moreThe ores containing these rare earth elements are not found in significant deposits in the US. They are found in low concentrations in Canada, higher in South Africa and Australia,  but mostly in China. China isn't hitting the US with tariffs - they're stopping export altogether. These rare elements are VITAL to the US defense industry, as well as electric motors, aircraft engines etc. Unless the US can source them elsewhere (they can't, nobody else has got any), there will be no more semiconductors so there goes your electronics industry. Airbus already produces better airplanes than Boeing, but without yttrium Boeing will be forced to cease production altogether. Elon can't build his Teslas without neodymium and dysprosium. And no more stealth bombers or ammunition without tungsten. Supply chains. His Royal Orangeness has shattered them. Defend THAT, MAGAts.  less
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  • I called my toilet Jim instead of John. People are impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.

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  • THE ANSWERMUG CHALLENGE SERIES - Most annoying song of all time?

    The nominees are:(If Harold Faltermeyer was dead, he'd be spinni...  moreThe nominees are:(If Harold Faltermeyer was dead, he'd be spinning in his grave)(If you've ever been Rickrolled, you'll vote for this one)(Kids use this one to justify being spanked)(Pure 80s cheese)(I still can't decide whether this song or siring Miley was the bigger crime)(There's a special place reserved for you in Hell if you barked)  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - April 13, 2025
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  • Is David Daniel going to get off?

    Surprise, surprise, some of His Royal Orangeness's cohort of bul...  moreSurprise, surprise, some of His Royal Orangeness's cohort of bullies had criminal records for OTHER offenses. Daniel has been convicted of the production and possession of child pornography. His lawyer claims that Trump's pardon applies to this conviction as well. Will this child abuser walk free? Has Trump pardoned a nonce?  
    Last post by my2cents - April 1, 2025
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  • Does Ireland have the fastest growing capital city in the world?

    Every day it's Dublin.
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  • Ladies: If your SO doesn't appreciate fruit, do you need to let that mango?

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  • A guy walked into a tire dealership and asked for a valve cap for his Tesla. Is that a fair swap?

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  • To eat a whole cake is gluttony, a sin. Is it okay to eat a whole pie? The sin of pi is zero.

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  • If Spin̈al Tap had been a real band, would you have bought their albums?

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  • Should the US give the Statue of Liberty back to France?

    She's a woman and a French immigrant, so she's obviously DEI.
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  • Do you know that DOGE just cancelled the lease on NOAA's storm-tracking radar facility?

    Right before tornado season. So when, not if, people are killed ...  moreRight before tornado season. So when, not if, people are killed by tornadoes they weren't warned about, you know who to blame.  
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  • Will Canada have to burn the White House down again?

    In 1812, Jefferson said that taking Canada would simply be a mat...  moreIn 1812, Jefferson said that taking Canada would simply be a matter of marching. The Canadians set fire to the White House and gave the US a proper a$$-whupping.Now Trump is talking about forcing Canada to join the US, and we all know that the only way that can happen is invasion. We also know it won't happen, the military is actually required to refuse illegal orders even if they come from the Cheeto in chief. But if, for argument's sake, the US military DID attempt to take Canada, would the Canadians be angry enough to do it again?  less
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  • Does His Royal Orangeness have syphilis?

    It would explain the red blotches on his hands, and the fact tha...  moreIt would explain the red blotches on his hands, and the fact that that he's becoming increasingly irrational (more than he normally is).  
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  • What's to stop Trump from arresting citizens who support any cause his regime doesn't like?

    Mahmoud Khalil, in the country legally, married to a US citizen ...  moreMahmoud Khalil, in the country legally, married to a US citizen who is eight months pregnant, expressed his political point of view peacefully, a right protected by the First Amendment. That's supposed to be permitted in a democracy. If this egregious assault on civil liberties stands, what's to stop His Royal Orangeness from arresting American citizens who support any cause his regime doesn't like? That's what Putin does.  
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  • If the President decided to promote Vegemite, would it then be illegal for Randy D to boycott it?

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  • Can anyone please explain how boycotting a product is illegal? Particularly when Trump HIMSELF erased Biden's EV target?

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  • It only took Hitler 53 days. Trump has been in office for 47.

    Lost in the noise of the past few weeks, not many people noticed...  moreLost in the noise of the past few weeks, not many people noticed that Trump took some unprecedented steps to nullify the one branch of government he doesn't completely control - the judiciary (he's already cowed the legislative into submission with threats of being "primaried", and also his base have made PHYSICAL threats against the families of any Republican lawmakers who dare to repudiate him).Firstly, he fired any Justice Department prosecutors who participated in investigations against him, and removed the security clearances of any former intelligence officials who have criticized him publicly, including former President Biden.He signed an Executive Order removing the security clearances of and banning from federal buildings any lawyer that was found to have assisted in impeachment investigations against him. Even those acting pro bono.He signed an Executive Order banning not-for-profit workers from a federal loan forgiveness scheme if they were deemed to have engaged in "improper" activities. This include...    less
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  • Cracked pepper?

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  • When the story of the collapse of the USA is written, what will the defining word be?

    One of the most difficult parts of watching Trump disgrace himse...  moreOne of the most difficult parts of watching Trump disgrace himself in front of the whole world is that brief moment where you wonder if this is it ... will this be the thing that finally breaks through to his followers to reveal to them who he really is?But we've been here before. We thought the veil had irreversibly slipped when he bragged about sexual assault on camera.We assumed he had no more chances when he attempted a coup.We believed that 34 criminal convictions (and another 17 pending) would matter.It never mattered. It just shifted the goal posts.Even on this specific issue; it didn't make a difference to his supporters when we learned that Kremlin representatives had met his campaign officials in Trump Tower and offered to help get him elected. It couldn't turn the party against him when he was found to have extorted Zelenskyy, withholding aid unless he opened a phony investigation into Hunter Biden.And when Trump stood next to Putin and declared that he believed him over his own intelligence agencies,...    less
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  • How likely is the US military to take control and form a junta?

    The outgoing Secretary is a four star General. Hegsdeth is a dru...  moreThe outgoing Secretary is a four star General. Hegsdeth is a drunk with minimal military service and no combat experience, the brass is NOT taking orders from that. The military is also required to refuse illegal orders, even if they come from the Cheeto in chief - so with all the bluster about annexing Canada, Panama and Greenland, how long will it be before the military decides that enough is enough and takes over?  
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  • How do you feel about His Royal Orangeness's latest TS rant in all caps ... "LONG LIVE THE KING!" referring to himself?

    I hate to say I told you so, but ...It took Hitler 53 days to di...  moreI hate to say I told you so, but ...It took Hitler 53 days to dismantle the constitutional republic that was Weimar Germany. Trump hasn't been back in for 53 days yet.  
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - February 23, 2025
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  • Gun supporters always bleating the Second is "to protect us from a tyrannical government". Now there is one,why have none of you done it?

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