They actually LOST a Senate seat. If the run-off in GA returns Pastor Warnock (he was comfortably ahead in the first run but didn't quite hit the 50% needed), the Dems won't even need Kamala's casting vote.

He won't be nominated, and run as an independent, and split the anti-Biden vote, thus guaranteeing a second Democratic term. His own base is starting to turn on him now - the trading card thing annoyed them and the "red ripple" showed that he's a spent fo...  moreHe won't be nominated, and run as an independent, and split the anti-Biden vote, thus guaranteeing a second Democratic term. His own base is starting to turn on him now - the trading card thing annoyed them and the "red ripple" showed that he's a spent force, practically NONE of his picked candidates got up in battleground districts. Hard-line Trumpicans like to point to the raw figures - yes, 200 of them did get up but picking a Republican to win in, say, Kentucky, is meaningless - they are more likely to elect a brontosaurus than a Democrat. He won the ones he already had in his pocket, added almost nobody new.  less

Putin does. Unlike His Royal Orangeness, who was and is a craven coward, Tsar Vlad is not ... so when he realises that the invasion of Ukraine has FAILED, I wouldn't put it past him to push the button in a kind of apres moi, le deluge gesture.

You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real ShadyYou sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating So won't the real Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up.

Wiping your butt after taking a dump.

Yes - my fifteen minutes of fame. I witnessed a train wreck (it was me who called for an ambulance, in the days before mobile phones became ubiquitous. Saw the trains collide and sprinted to the nearest payphone).

Freddie was close to death when this was recorded. Had to rest for hours between takes.

Biden had a dozen documents, none of which relate to national security, their presence was reported by his own staff and Biden is cooperating fully with the investigation. A far cry from fifteen boxes of same, many of which relate to national security and...  moreBiden had a dozen documents, none of which relate to national security, their presence was reported by his own staff and Biden is cooperating fully with the investigation. A far cry from fifteen boxes of same, many of which relate to national security and His Royal Orangeness and staff impeded and obfuscated the investigation from Day One.  

I can supply that - a Vegemite sandwich seasoned with guacamole and mayo, served with a grammatical error by a waitress with inverted nipples.

It's a seaport but the climate is more akin to the inland. Way up a very narrow gulf, so any winds come across land.

I PERFORMED in it - Die Zauberflöte. I played Papageno, the sidekick of Prince Tarino. Tarino does all the stereotypical "operatic prince" things, trying to win the hand of the princess. Papageno is irreverent, takes nothing seriously including himse...  moreI PERFORMED in it - Die Zauberflöte. I played Papageno, the sidekick of Prince Tarino. Tarino does all the stereotypical "operatic prince" things, trying to win the hand of the princess. Papageno is irreverent, takes nothing seriously including himself and is basically just chasing skirt. The Queen of the Night eventually settles him down somewhat with "ein Weibchen", a "little wife" who is just as madcap - a female version of himself.I was in the chorus for a few others, but that one I was pitched into as the understudy - the rôle is too demanding for the average 19-year-old, but I wasn't your average teenager and I identified with the character. The lead baritone got the flu so I had to handle it. I sang it well but acted it abysmally - I'm a born ham.  less

My better half and I were at a karaoke gig that just happened to be in a bar staffed by topless staff.
I did "Real Wild Child", and since it's actually impossible to do an Iggy Pop song with a shirt on, I got my man boobs out.
No, I DIDN'T get thrown out.

I doubt they can afford to - some people might actually read it and call them out for their hypocrisy.Incidentally, the KJV is arguably the worst translation still in print. The scholars brought their 17th century prejudices to the task of translation (th...  moreI doubt they can afford to - some people might actually read it and call them out for their hypocrisy.Incidentally, the KJV is arguably the worst translation still in print. The scholars brought their 17th century prejudices to the task of translation (the word "arsenokoites", translated as "sodomite" in the KJV, is better translated "paedophile" and this why why historical and cultural exegesis is vital - it changes the tone of 1 Corinthians entirely) and they didn't have access to the best source material, which was in the Ottoman Empire-controlled Middle East. They weren't feeling particularly charitable towards infidels after repulsing half a dozen Crusades.  less

Christine McVie hit me harder. Fleetwood Mac was part of the wallpaper of my youth. Vale, Songbird.Dear God, please stop taking our legends. Take Trump and the Kardashians instead, nobody will miss them.

When I worked in a cube farm, we were referred to as "meerkats" - because when anybody stood up, that's what it resembled.

That outfit looks great on you. But it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

Had some salad with the barbecue on Saturday night.

Groan.Old fishermen never die. They always smell iike that.

Oldies:I was going to make a joke about noble gases, but all the good ones Argon.Have you heard the one about sodium hypobromite?NaBrO.The lab assistant who was accidentally frozen at minus 459.67 is believed to be 0K now.

Slarti the Fast barker.Yours? Herman Grammöring the Grammar Nazi.

You underestimate the power of the split infinitive.

It's a way of cursing the air blue WITHOUT actually saying anything that could be construed as offensive.

XYZ the adjectival expletive of an illegal, unprintable and highly improbable obscenity! I delete all over your censored!

"THE sacred Aborigine rock"? You do know that there are literally thousands of those, right?

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Minor: Toccata and FugueMajor: most of The Ring is in major keys, Wagner is far too bombastic for my taste.

Could just as easily be iron lung (or Thrifty's iron stomach), with the commonality being metallic element + body part.

The "so many people" being himself, his pestilential offspring and the accounting staff who colluded with them on systemic tax evasion.

"Just sold the Hotel for almost $400 Million ..." and paid no tax, stiffed the workers on their entitlements etc. He actually BRAGS about tax evasion.

Only if you turned into a Queen B. Worker Bs and drones don't get pregnant.

Does this Android make my app look fat?

NatGeo is on Disney+ here.

Disney and Stan. I did consider subscribing to Paramount, but my TV is a relic from the Analog Age, and my XBox console (required to decode the signals) can't read that one.

I disagree with him. Imagine and Helen Wheels are NOT Beatles songs, any more than My Sweet Lord or Photograph are. They're Beatle's songs, there's no apostrophe in the question.

Name a dozen songs you like from 1967 to 1985, and I bet for at least half of them I can name the Beatles track but for which it wouldn't exist. Even The Kinks, who got started before the Beatles, admitted that 1970's Lola vs Powerman was heavily influenc...  moreName a dozen songs you like from 1967 to 1985, and I bet for at least half of them I can name the Beatles track but for which it wouldn't exist. Even The Kinks, who got started before the Beatles, admitted that 1970's Lola vs Powerman was heavily influenced by their fellow Scousers. Apeman was Penny Lane with a new paint job, according to Ray Davies.They're not my favourite band, far from it, but the influence they exerted on the musical art form as a whole is undeniable.  

A cure for Karenism. No, you can't speak to the manager.

There's a HOA. HOAs should be outlawed.

Not "like" them, but had their style and material inspired by them. They invented entire genres, and although they didn't "invent" heavy metal (The Kinks did that), they absolutely brought it into the mainstream with Revolution 1 and Helter Skelter - so M...  moreNot "like" them, but had their style and material inspired by them. They invented entire genres, and although they didn't "invent" heavy metal (The Kinks did that), they absolutely brought it into the mainstream with Revolution 1 and Helter Skelter - so Metallica was influenced by them too.  

 Almost every successful band that kicked off from the mid sixties through to the early seventies acknowledged their debt to the Fabs, including the Stones, Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd etc. The most influential artists...  more Almost every successful band that kicked off from the mid sixties through to the early seventies acknowledged their debt to the Fabs, including the Stones, Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd etc. The most influential artists in music history, period.Yes, they did some stuff that was either very ornery or just plain awful, particularly when Lennon was tripping. Every band has a few album tracks that aren't hits, even my fave band, Icehouse, did some forgettable material.  

Korean brand. The Beetle had Kumho tyres on when I bought it, and never had a single flat in five years.

Only my car (and that rides on Kumho, the local dealer had a sale on them).

She doesn't know about the sub-basement, does she?

Shirley you can't be Sirius?

The bloviating blowhard is desperately trying to stay relevant before they put the home D anklet on him.

The interviewer asks you to make him a sandwich.He asks for the market value of your tilde portfolio. He constantly corrects your grammar.He seems fascinated by your nipples.You notice that you're standing on a trap door and the interviewer is reaching fo...  moreThe interviewer asks you to make him a sandwich.He asks for the market value of your tilde portfolio. He constantly corrects your grammar.He seems fascinated by your nipples.You notice that you're standing on a trap door and the interviewer is reaching for a lever ...  

Fountains of Wayne also charted with Too Cool for School (featured in Scary Movie), and Vengaboys with Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.

She has a brother called A'nefeu. Their mom's brother named them.

I can only answer this honestly in the adult section.

Light the penultimate candle on the menorah, spin the dreidel and feast on latkes.