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I doubt Joe has the ticker to do much of anything, other than ma... moreI doubt Joe has the ticker to do much of anything, other than mark time and stop things from getting worse. The best thing he could do for America is to kick His Royal Orangeness's butt in the election, then drop dead. Kamala has energy, Joe has one foot in the grave already.
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Depends on the kiss. Passionate tonsil-hockey, eyes closed. Chee... moreDepends on the kiss. Passionate tonsil-hockey, eyes closed. Cheeks, forehead, eyelids, bellybutton - eyes open. With an Australian kiss, eyes open so I can see where I'm going, until I get there.An Australian kiss is just like a French kiss, but down under.
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Changing a floodlight, balanced on a ladder - and fell off. Crac... moreChanging a floodlight, balanced on a ladder - and fell off. Cracked a couple of ribs and shattered the lamp.
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In Australia, about 50 miles north of the capital city Canberra,... moreIn Australia, about 50 miles north of the capital city Canberra, there's a town called Yass. There's a McDonald's there, and this happened ...I believe Alaska has a coyote problem too ...
This post was edited by Slartibartfast at October 29, 2020 1:05 AM MDT
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The water on the moon is ice. Mosquitoes can't use that.
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Does truth serum affect tweets?
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That was a MAX-8 aircraft, wasn't it?
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"Bush chickens" can be a nuisance - they like to play with movin... more"Bush chickens" can be a nuisance - they like to play with moving vehicles.They reached plague proportions in the early 1930s, the Army tried to thin the numbers out. The birds won.Link won't post :-(
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Jesus was a Jew. Ratzinger willingly wore the swastika. How can ... moreJesus was a Jew. Ratzinger willingly wore the swastika. How can such a man possibly represent our Jewish Messiah?The dogmas relating to Mary (contravening Rom 3:23) and praying to the saints for intercession (1 Tim 2:5) are counter to holy writ - the only evidence we have, tradition can't countermand it. Most of the early episcopes were married (Paul, as a member of the Sanhedrin, was necessarily a widower). Until the early Middle Ages, infants weren't baptised - and this only became common when the Church in the depth of its mediaeval corruption starting charging for it, preaching on original sin as a way of squeezing more money out of the serfs. Luther did the Church a favour by forcing it to clean up its act - selling of indulgences and relics, the pieces of the "True Cross" circulating in Europe at the time could have made up 3 deciduous forests. The Shroud of Turin has also been proven fake.My own degree is in Theology, I took religion and philosophy as a double major. less
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Everyone following the masses, not realizing that the "m" is silent.
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Excepting Papal infallibility, the sinlessness of the Blessed Vi... moreExcepting Papal infallibility, the sinlessness of the Blessed Virgin, venerating the saints, clerical celibacy and baptism without a personal confession of faith.I was also a "cradle Catholic" until I married a Protestant and took her faith. I always left my options open regarding a return to Catholicism, possibly via the schismatic Old Catholic Church - but the last straw was when the College of Cardinals elected a Nazi to the Papacy. Jesus was a Jew.One could argue that Benedict had no choice but to join the Hitler Youth (although one could make an equally valid argument that no German of his generation is fit to be Pope for that reason), but in his case the point is moot - joining the NSDAP was never compulsory, Josef Ratzinger joined the Party of his own volition and thus shares some culpability for the Holocaust. Anything a Nazi says is necessarily wrong regardless of what chair his a$$ happens to be warming. less
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We'll get a slawburger, fries and a bottle of Ski ...
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Cyndi. My favourite song of hers also features Rob Hyman from Th... moreCyndi. My favourite song of hers also features Rob Hyman from The Hooters - Time After Time.
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Neun-und-neunzig Luftballons - NenaCome On Eileen - ... moreNeun-und-neunzig Luftballons - NenaCome On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight RunnersJoey - Concrete Blonde(I Just Died) In Your Arms Tonight - Cutting CrewDon't Forget Me (When I'm Gone) - Glass Tiger
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The Proclaimers also charted in the UK and Australia with I... moreThe Proclaimers also charted in the UK and Australia with I'm On My Way, the second single from Sunshine on Leith
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Far too subjective, that will be different for everybody.
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Spiders are friendly. They also take care of pests like mosquitoes.
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Tildes and sammiches. I do the sidekick stuff, like taking care ... moreTildes and sammiches. I do the sidekick stuff, like taking care of the Vegemite and avocados, leaving none for you. Deal?
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I didn't have a dog in the fight, my team ceased to exist many m... moreI didn't have a dog in the fight, my team ceased to exist many moons ago (the Balmain Tigers were merged with Wests Magpies - "Balmain boys don't cry" and we DON'T root for the unprintable 'pies!). I follow a different code altogether - Australian football, very different from rugby. The MIGHTY Adelaide Crows finished in the cellar this year :-(Maureen is a Penrith Panthers fan - her sister once dated a former Panthers player and they remained friends. They lost by six.To give you an analogy that you're more likely to understand, I'll use American football as a reference - Penrith scored a touchdown with seconds left on the clock to bring them within six points, and declined the PAT to give themselves one more play. The Hail Mary failed. less
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She's my best friend as well as my SO. We enjoy each other's com... moreShe's my best friend as well as my SO. We enjoy each other's company. We give each other space when necessary.Right now I'm consoling her by poking chocolate between the bars of her cage - her rugby team just lost the Grand Final.
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The Proud Boys are standing by ...
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I wondered what happened to the trash bag guy. You're under arrest.
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The sink, when I pulled the plug after washing the dishes. ... moreThe sink, when I pulled the plug after washing the dishes. Stopped itself when it was empty.
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You wouldn't be able to take a step in the back yard without ste... moreYou wouldn't be able to take a step in the back yard without stepping on a broken squeaky toy. She loves those things literally to death.
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Would depend on how well I knew them. You, I'd buy off with tildes.
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Technically the "fly" (or "flies", across the pond) refers to th... moreTechnically the "fly" (or "flies", across the pond) refers to the strip of cloth that covers the zip, or buttons, or Velcro. It's anything that is attached along one side only, like a flag "flying". Or a tent fly, open at the ends.https://www.creators.com/read/rob-kyff-word-guy/05/19/unzipping-the-origin-of-fly
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He even fired the Global Health Security and Biodefense unit, se... moreHe even fired the Global Health Security and Biodefense unit, set up by Obama FOR PRECISELY THIS KIND OF SITUATION, making him even more culpable. That IS ACTUALLY murder in the second degree - reckless conduct that displays an obvious lack of concern for human life.
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David Niven. The Guns of Navarone was a serious war ep... moreDavid Niven. The Guns of Navarone was a serious war epic, The Pink Panther a comedy classic.Robin Williams. Best known for comedies like Aladdin and Good Morning Vietnam, he also shone in the creepy thriller One Hour Photo and almost saved a terrible movie adaptation of Isaac Asimov's sf classic Bicentennial Man but was shot down by a truly awful script.
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Us GenXers used it too. Sometimes I get sick of my entire genera... moreUs GenXers used it too. Sometimes I get sick of my entire generation being ignored.I was born in the best year of all - even boomers and 'lennials enjoy a 69.
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Have you read any of my questions?
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How do you spell manoeuvre?
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Credit check. I take people's licence numbers for that all the time.
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Ugly as a robber's dog.Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.Fl... moreUgly as a robber's dog.Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.Flash in the pan.
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Show me a person who never swiped a cookie as a kid, and I'll sh... moreShow me a person who never swiped a cookie as a kid, and I'll show you a person whose parents never had cookies in the house.
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IE. The browser equivalent of cancer.
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Benevolent European colonization.
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He's a genius in his own mind. Maybe. Nowhere else. Rap isn't mu... moreHe's a genius in his own mind. Maybe. Nowhere else. Rap isn't music. He's famous for having a wife with a nice a$$ and kids with REALLY STUPID names.Rap is crap, get da news, foolIt got no tune an' dat ain't coolWhite fellas tryin' to be n***as are a jokeDat dude ain't gangsta, just a limp d**k blokeSo learn to play a instrument or shut da f**k upOr yo' be beggin' fo' change an' gettin' nothin' in yo' cup.Word.*drops mic*
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Your example blows. The nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a p... moreYour example blows. The nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a purely political exercise in violation of the Pottsdam agreement. Stalin, Roosevelt and Churchill had thrashed out a plan which had the Soviet Union entering the Pacific War on August 15, 1945. Then President Roosevelt died, and Truman decided to unleash the United States' new horror weapon to make the Japanese holler "uncle" before the Russians got there.
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The saucy ones do. Mustard you ask such questions?
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Job 5:7
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Aahhh! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends! *tweaks nose*
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And if it does not heal, it is forever - at least as far as the ... moreAnd if it does not heal, it is forever - at least as far as the life of the patient is concerned. Quid pro quo.
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Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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