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  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What will be in Trump’s articles of impeachment this time. :
    His base are the only folks who vote for him, a lot of the misogynists who abstained from voting because they couldn't bring themselves to vote for a black woman will turn out at the midterms because they'll be hurting. Of course, by then it might be too ...  moreHis base are the only folks who vote for him, a lot of the misogynists who abstained from voting because they couldn't bring themselves to vote for a black woman will turn out at the midterms because they'll be hurting. Of course, by then it might be too late - Trump will have stacked the SCOTUS with so many trained seals that the Constitution will mean what he says it means. If he's still alive in 2026, there may not be an election.  
    • 5 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Favorite Dylan song?:
    I just gave you a preview of what the Heavenly Choir sounds like, and you tell me it's Detroit. (Sigh)
    • January 19
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why don't Americans pronounce the aspirate in the world "herbs"?:
    It's a contraction of "Association Football". Ergo, football played by the rules codified by the British FA.
    • January 19
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is a free meal a free meal if you have to put a Trump hat on first? :
    If they were actually homeless Greenlanders, then they would have no idea what the hats signified and probably couldn't read English very well.
    • January 19
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Favorite Dylan song?:
    Ever heard of a Dutch soprano called Amira Willighagen? If you're not enchanted by the angelic purity of this child's voice, you have a heart of solid ice and your ears are in your butt.When she won Holland's Got Talent, she was nine.
    • January 19
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you want a dirge played at your funeral? I'm choosing Beethoven's 7th, second movement. :
    These two: I know this version of Spriit in the Sky is a cover, but it doesn't have the pops, whistles and feedback issues that Greenbaum had. Effects pedals are easier than de-tuning a valve amp.This one is from the Greek part of the old Catholic Mass (R...  moreThese two: I know this version of Spriit in the Sky is a cover, but it doesn't have the pops, whistles and feedback issues that Greenbaum had. Effects pedals are easier than de-tuning a valve amp.This one is from the Greek part of the old Catholic Mass (Richard Page is Catholic), it translates as "Lord have mercy". Appropriate, don't you think?  
    • January 19
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Why don't Americans pronounce the aspirate in the world "herbs"?
    Everywhere else in the English-speaking world, it's h+erbs, but in America it's just erbs.
    • January 19
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Favorite Dylan song?:
    Screeches the treble and growls the bass, no clarity. No opera singer in the world, myself included, would call that "singing".
    • January 17
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What do you think the first word that popped into Trump’s head when he won the election was? :
    Revenge. You think his last term was a fustercluck? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
    • January 16
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Favorite Dylan song?:
    Bob stopped performing this one, saying that Jimi had made it his.
    • January 16
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Favorite Dylan song?:
    Neither can Axl but I agree with you.
    • January 16
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Favorite Dylan song?:
    He got away with sounding like that because the songs mattered. He's arguably the greatest lyricist in history, Nobel Laureate in literature. But every cover of a Dylan song sounds better that the original, even Knockin' On Heaven's Door which was surpris...  moreHe got away with sounding like that because the songs mattered. He's arguably the greatest lyricist in history, Nobel Laureate in literature. But every cover of a Dylan song sounds better that the original, even Knockin' On Heaven's Door which was surprising because Axl Rose can't sing either.  
    • January 16
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How much space should you give fungi?:
    • January 16
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What's the appeal of a rot whiler dawg?:
    The pups do. An adult Rottweiler is almost insanely loyal. That's a good trait in a dog.
    • January 16
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to 2025 so far...will it stay this eventful? :
    One picture from a book about the Holocaust sticks with me.It shows a crowd of German citizens standing on a street,  mocking and jeering a group of Jews who are being forced by Nazi soldiers to scrub the street on their hands and knees with brushes ...  moreOne picture from a book about the Holocaust sticks with me.It shows a crowd of German citizens standing on a street,  mocking and jeering a group of Jews who are being forced by Nazi soldiers to scrub the street on their hands and knees with brushes and buckets of water. Men. Women. Children. The elderly. The thing is, all of those people lived in the same building. They had been neighbours and friends.  The caption tells us that one of the women in the background shown spitting on a teenage Jewish girl lived next door to that Jewish girl, and had employed her many times as a babysitter. Now that girl was "the enemy" and the woman was enjoying watching her being abused and humiliated.How did this happen?How did the most civilized country on earth at the time (Weimar Germany) descend in a few short years into barbarism? When and how did cruelty and oppression become official government policy?I don't know, but it seems to be happening in today's conservatives worldwide. Conservatives (for the most part)...    less
    • January 15
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is he really that stupid?:
    • January 14
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to 2025 so far...will it stay this eventful? :
    You didn't read my post properly. It didn't rain IN SUMMER. So the extra 30% from WINTER had evaporated. I live in Australia where wildfires happen as a matter of routine and I used to be a volunteer fire-fighter until the back injury, so I kinda know how...  moreYou didn't read my post properly. It didn't rain IN SUMMER. So the extra 30% from WINTER had evaporated. I live in Australia where wildfires happen as a matter of routine and I used to be a volunteer fire-fighter until the back injury, so I kinda know how they work.You can't fill a reservoir without rain. They diverted excess water to the ocean when those reservoirs were full - last April.His Royal Orangeness suggested that they "rake the forest". Have you ever seen the way a crown fire propagates? You cannot possibly maintain that other than by backburning and this is precisely the time of year to do that. Obviously impossible with those winds.Most of the exotic vegetation is privately owned, the forests are native.California actually employs more fire-fighters now than it did a year ago, but in the middle of winter more than a few were on vacation - that's traditionally a slow time for fires, the weather conditions the past week were atypical. The equipment they sent to Ukraine was outmoded and obsolete - and ...    less
    • January 14
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to 2025 so far...will it stay this eventful? :
    Nice spin. What they're actually doing is countering Trump's apportioning of blame.It didn't rain in California last summer. According to MAGA, that's the Dems fault.There was a 60mph southerly wind blowing across a front 100 miles long. Of course, Govern...  moreNice spin. What they're actually doing is countering Trump's apportioning of blame.It didn't rain in California last summer. According to MAGA, that's the Dems fault.There was a 60mph southerly wind blowing across a front 100 miles long. Of course, Governor Newsom is responsible for that as well.  
    • January 12
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is it possible to rehabilitate the songs made famous by performers who turned out to be very bad people?:
    50 with 16 is absolutely predatory but legal in the UK and Mandy was older than that in everything but her chronological age. No blame attached to her but it's almost certain she was using him to support her habit, she'd likely have been prostituting hers...  more50 with 16 is absolutely predatory but legal in the UK and Mandy was older than that in everything but her chronological age. No blame attached to her but it's almost certain she was using him to support her habit, she'd likely have been prostituting herself otherwise and when it comes to teen hookers, "her name is legion". The pimps and johns should have the business end of an electric chair wired directly to their genitalia but what should happen to them isn't the question. Charlie Chaplin was also an ephebophile, as was Errol Flynn.  less
    • January 12
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is it possible to rehabilitate the songs made famous by performers who turned out to be very bad people?:
    As I said, Wyman may have been unaware of Smith's true age - they were both blitzed to the t**s most of the time. Cocaine does that. Wyman wasn't her first lover and she later admitted to having chased him. She wasn't a child mentally either - a London st...  moreAs I said, Wyman may have been unaware of Smith's true age - they were both blitzed to the t**s most of the time. Cocaine does that. Wyman wasn't her first lover and she later admitted to having chased him. She wasn't a child mentally either - a London street kid with a drug habit, streetwise beyond her years.In South Australia 18 is the legal age - I protected my daughter until then (she was attracting male attention but too young to handle it, she did have a boyfriend but there was only two years age difference) but after that she was her own mistress and I'm aware that she had multiple love affairs, some with older men. Her current partner is younger than she is (she's 35, he's 34). Said two years older boyfriend had been abusing her, I didn't know that until well after they broke up. I didn't go after him because her brother beat me to it, he wound up with serious injuries and is blind in one eye now.  less
    • January 12
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you know anyone who has lost their home or job in California due to the fires?:
    My dad sat out the 2020 fires in the house he built, the houses on both sides burned to the ground but all he had to worry about was smoke-blackened brickwork. He built it fireproof - no structural timber, iron shutters (which remained closed while the fi...  moreMy dad sat out the 2020 fires in the house he built, the houses on both sides burned to the ground but all he had to worry about was smoke-blackened brickwork. He built it fireproof - no structural timber, iron shutters (which remained closed while the fire passed) and a 4000 gallon water tank uphill connected to a roof mounted drip sprinkler system - gravity fed so a power failure couldn't hurt him.  
    • January 12
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to 2025 so far...will it stay this eventful? :
    "May you live in interesting times"- Chinese curse
    • January 12
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is trump out of his mind?...Greenland...Panama canal ...Canada. :
    • January 12
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is it possible to rehabilitate the songs made famous by performers who turned out to be very bad people?:
    She wasn't a child physically - Wyman wasn't her first paramour. Sexually precocious, it happens. He probably wasn't even aware of exactly how young she was when they first got it on, like most of the band he spent the 70s and early 80s blitzed off his he...  moreShe wasn't a child physically - Wyman wasn't her first paramour. Sexually precocious, it happens. He probably wasn't even aware of exactly how young she was when they first got it on, like most of the band he spent the 70s and early 80s blitzed off his head.A paedophile is someone sexually attracted to children - prior to puberty. Warrants castration with a rusty knife and no anaesthetic. Forget the woodchipper - don't kill them, maim them and make them live like that. A hebephile is someone sexually attracted to pubescent adolescents. Same deal.An ephebophile is someone attracted to WOMEN who are sexually mature but still under the legal age of consent and thats a grey area - I've known fifteen-year-olds who can pass for 25 or more. My daughter was buying alcohol at sixteen without ID and she's baby faced like me - her DD bust was enough to convince most retailers that she couldn't be less than 18 (which is legal here).Wyman was unquestionably a predator but 16 is the legal age in the UK and Mandy looked a lot ...    less
    • January 12
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is it possible to rehabilitate the songs made famous by performers who turned out to be very bad people?:
    Stones bassist Bill Wyman and his lover Mandy Smith went public with their relationship when he was 47 and she was 14.
    • January 11
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What does this cost where you live?:
    You're a lot closer to Brazil than we are.They're trying to get a coffee industry going in Papua New Guinea (which would make it cheap, that's right next door) and the Owen Stanleys are ideal - high enough and right on the equator. They're running into pr...  moreYou're a lot closer to Brazil than we are.They're trying to get a coffee industry going in Papua New Guinea (which would make it cheap, that's right next door) and the Owen Stanleys are ideal - high enough and right on the equator. They're running into problems due to the massive crime rate. The "raskals" pretty much own everything at altitude.  
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Is it possible to rehabilitate the songs made famous by performers who turned out to be very bad people?
    Rolf Harris, R Kelly, Gary Glitter etc.Can you hate the artist but not the art? Could somebody else perform them and not be pilloried for it? After all, people still listen to the music of Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis and the Stones when Bill was with them. And...  moreRolf Harris, R Kelly, Gary Glitter etc.Can you hate the artist but not the art? Could somebody else perform them and not be pilloried for it? After all, people still listen to the music of Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis and the Stones when Bill was with them. And while none of them were exactly paedophiles (Mandy was NOT a child), all three had sex with girls who were underage - ephebophiles.  
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Are you semi-good?:
    Yes. I'm spiritually fine but physically falling apart.You?
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Are you semi-good?:
    A little Schadenfreude doesn't make you a bad person.
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Ok, whenever you decide. : ):
    Now!(Er, what exactly will be happening?)
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What does this cost where you live?:
    We don't buy items by the gallon or the ounce. However, I'd be able to get a similar quantity of all of those items at ALDI for a similar amount in Australian dollars (except coffee, that's expensive) - and given the current exchange rate, that's about $2...  moreWe don't buy items by the gallon or the ounce. However, I'd be able to get a similar quantity of all of those items at ALDI for a similar amount in Australian dollars (except coffee, that's expensive) - and given the current exchange rate, that's about $25 US. I also don't insist on white eggs, brown ones are identical where it matters - who eats the shell?Coffee is my one luxury, it's about $6.50 (Australian) for a 16 pack of pods. I don't drink instant.If His Royal Orangeness gets his way on trade tariffs, you can expect your coffee prices to skyrocket. The US can't grow decent coffee for the same reason we can't - it requires high tropical mountains and America's big hills are too far from the tropic of Cancer. We've only got one mountain high enough but likewise too cold, it's on the Antarctic Circle and further complicated by being an active volcano and interdicted for environmental and safety reasons - Mawson Peak on Heard Island.  less
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How does rhetoric and sour grapes put out fires and will Trump thank Canada for their assistance? :
    There are 39,944,658 reasons why Canada can never be part of the US:1. Canadians don't want it.2. Canadians don't want it.3. Canadians don't want it.4. Canadians don't want it.5. Canadians don't want it....39,944,657. Canadians don't want it. 39,944,658. ...  moreThere are 39,944,658 reasons why Canada can never be part of the US:1. Canadians don't want it.2. Canadians don't want it.3. Canadians don't want it.4. Canadians don't want it.5. Canadians don't want it....39,944,657. Canadians don't want it. 39,944,658. Canadians don't want it. America tried to annex Canada in 1812. They got their backsides handed to them.In a straight war, Canada cannot beat the US and they know it. But it won't come to that. In a guerilla war, Canada can absolutely make the US so sick of fighting the cold that they give up and go home. The only way they can annex Canada is to wipe out every last Canadian, and I'm sure that AM's resident Canucks (eg Jaimie and Nanoose) would agree with me. As with Vietnam, any attempt to do so would be making a rod for their own back - there'd be a Canad Cong hiding behind every tree (and there are a LOT of trees in Canada).Greenland and Panama are similarly safe but for different reasons. Neither has a big enough population to keep the Yanks out, but Panama h...    less
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How does rhetoric and sour grapes put out fires and will Trump thank Canada for their assistance? :
    Perhaps Canada can annex California instead.
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is trump out of his mind?...Greenland...Panama canal ...Canada. :
    When was His Royal Orangeness ever NOT out of his mind?
    • January 10
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to PM Trudeau to resign. What will mean for Canada?:
    His Royal Orangeness answers to nobody but himself. And Elon.
    • January 9
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Got a musical artist or song with the words “Sniff” and or “Tears” in it?:
    • January 9
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to PM Trudeau to resign. What will mean for Canada?:
    You'd rather concentrate it in the hands of a single individual? That's how a dictatorship works.
    • January 9
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How important is this to you? New Jersey teachers will now not have to pass a basic literacy test for certification. :
    Glad I live in Australia then. A chequebook isn't necessary but a high school graduation certificate is, and you can't get one of those without at least a passing grade in English and math.I'd rather be operated on by a genius from a dirt poor background ...  moreGlad I live in Australia then. A chequebook isn't necessary but a high school graduation certificate is, and you can't get one of those without at least a passing grade in English and math.I'd rather be operated on by a genius from a dirt poor background than a moron with a rich daddy.  
    • January 9
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What unbelievable things do you think we will see during Trump’s second term? :
    If Trump gives fracking carte blanche, the farmers will be forced off the land. No water for irrigation.
    • January 7
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to PM Trudeau to resign. What will mean for Canada?:
    Means Canada will most likely have an ugly PM again.Unlike the US, nations of the British Commonwealth have a parliamentary system that involves checks and balances. The Prime Minister is like a team captain rather than holding absolute power. And like a ...  moreMeans Canada will most likely have an ugly PM again.Unlike the US, nations of the British Commonwealth have a parliamentary system that involves checks and balances. The Prime Minister is like a team captain rather than holding absolute power. And like a team captain, he can be bounced if he's not performing. The voters elect the party and the party elects the leader.  
    • January 7
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How important is this to you? New Jersey teachers will now not have to pass a basic literacy test for certification. :
    Teaching requires a college degree. Surely such testing should be a prerequisite for even starting college, not graduating.
    • January 7
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What's the appeal of a rot whiler dawg?:
    They're a great dog as an adult, but I wouldn't want a rotty puppy. They chew everything.
    • January 5
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Please post a song that mentions snow, but is not a Christmas or other holiday song.:
    It's a good thing you don't have a bus fareIt would fall through the hole in your pocketAnd you'd lose it in the snow on the ground
    • January 5
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What unbelievable things do you think we will see during Trump’s second term? :
    You tried that in 1812. Do I need to remind you how that turned out?
    • January 5
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If you were commissioned to come up with a humorous name for a time zone*, what would it be?:
    Greenwich kind time. As opposed to mean time.
    • January 5
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you think the events on Jan 1st are connected?:
    Trump's "peace deal" mirrors that of Chamberlain when he let Hitler have Sudetenland in Czechoslovakia in 1938. How did that work out?
    • January 4
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you think the events on Jan 1st are connected?:
    • January 4
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Meanwhile, back at the ranch,_____________________________________________.:
    Karen was complaining about having to pay extra. "It's just dressing!"
    • January 4
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Meanwhile...back in Toledo___________________________.:
    Nothing happened. Again.
    • January 4
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When you close a ziploc-type plastic bag, what tune do you usually hum to yourself?:
    Randy D pays quite a lot for mint condition tildes. The Ziploc bag is to keep it that way.
    • January 4
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  • About Me: Married fo­r 31 years­, two grow­n-up kids,­ three gra­ndchildren­.
    Incorrigib­le smartas­s, musicia­n, consult­ant with O­rigin Ener­gy, profes­sional ump­ire (crick­et and Aus­tralian fo­otball).
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  • Why don't Americans pronounce the aspirate in the world "herbs"?

    Everywhere else in the English-speaking world, it's h+erbs, but ...  moreEverywhere else in the English-speaking world, it's h+erbs, but in America it's just erbs.  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - January 19
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  • Is it possible to rehabilitate the songs made famous by performers who turned out to be very bad people?

    Rolf Harris, R Kelly, Gary Glitter etc.Can you hate the artist b...  moreRolf Harris, R Kelly, Gary Glitter etc.Can you hate the artist but not the art? Could somebody else perform them and not be pilloried for it? After all, people still listen to the music of Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis and the Stones when Bill was with them. And while none of them were exactly paedophiles (Mandy was NOT a child), all three had sex with girls who were underage - ephebophiles.  
    Last post by my2cents - January 12
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  • Vale Jimmy Carter. Has the Oval Office ever been occupied by a man who, although possibly a weak President, was a better human being?

    His achievements in politics were few. But post-politics, his ti...  moreHis achievements in politics were few. But post-politics, his tireless humanitarian work surely marks him as one of the greatest philanthropists in history.  
    Last post by Spunky - January 3
    67 views 2 likes
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  • The AnswerMug Challenge Series: Give me an iconic line from a movie that instantly identifies the picture without naming it.

    Examples:I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.That's not a kn...  moreExamples:I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.That's not a knife ... THAT'S a knife!Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - January 4
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  • If Johnny Depp became a gym instructor, would that be ... Pilates of the Caribbean?

    Last post by Slartibartfast - December 27, 2024
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  • Is Burger King secretly controlling His Royal Orangeness?

    His voice box has long been the home of the whopper - it takes t...  moreHis voice box has long been the home of the whopper - it takes two hands and a rather large quantity of salt to handle anything he says.He was determined to "have it his way" after he lost in 2020, and is determined to be a dictator this time because "I rule".  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - December 24, 2024
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  • Trumpicans: Do you ever get tired of making excuses for him?

    He lies. He prevaricates. He tells untruths, whoppers, porkies, ...  moreHe lies. He prevaricates. He tells untruths, whoppers, porkies, falsehoods and fibs. He makes promises he has absolutely no intention of keeping, to get votes.Now, having secured a second term, he's walking those promises back BEFORE EVEN BEING SWORN IN.I hate to say it, but I told you so.  
    Last post by Pet Eater - December 31, 2024
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  • When did you last purchase a new or used (new to you) vehicle?

    My beloved 2000 model Subaru Outback finally died when I pushed ...  moreMy beloved 2000 model Subaru Outback finally died when I pushed the clutch pedal to the floor and it stayed there. Replacing clutch and differential bushes was doable but an uneconomic repair, would have cost more than the car was worth. And sourcing parts for a vehicle that old was also going to be tricky.So I've bought another one, this time a 2010 model. I got ten years out of the old beater and did very little to it beyond the odd grease and oil change, so it owed me nothing. They're reliable cars. Here's the weird bit:I bought the old one 10 years ago to the week, two days before Christmas 2014. Same age at time of purchase. And for exactly the same price, $6000.  less
    Last post by Jane S - December 22, 2024
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  • Are you going/have you gone grey, or are you just growing tinsel for the festive season?

    Last post by Spunky - December 16, 2024
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  • Why do HOAs even exist, if everyone hates them so much?

    Surely if nobody agrees to join the nosy neighbours club, it doe...  moreSurely if nobody agrees to join the nosy neighbours club, it doesn't happen?  
    Last post by my2cents - December 9, 2024
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  • What will we do, not do and never do?

    What we did:

    Built this city
    Shot the sheriff...  more    What we did:

    Built this city
    Shot the sheriff

    What we didn't do:

    Start the fire
    Shoot the deputy

    What we will do:

    Rock you
    Always love you
    Together

    What we won't do:

    That

    What we will never do:

    Give you up
    Let you down
    Run around and desert you
    Make you cry
    Say goodbye
    Tell a lie and hurt you

    Rickrolled!  
    Last post by DannyPetti - November 30, 2024
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  • Where will we be in fifty years?

    Last post by DannyPetti - November 30, 2024
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  • Is there any excuse for Black Friday, other than GREED?

    In Australia, Black Friday refers to a disaster - one of the wor...  moreIn Australia, Black Friday refers to a disaster - one of the worst wildfires in history. Not rabid consumers fighting to the death over a pair of shoes.  
    Last post by Thriftymaid - November 25, 2024
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  • If a person with children from a previous relationship gets divorced again, are the kids still the ex-partner's stepchildren?

    Last post by my2cents - November 14, 2024
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  • Do you have a preferred type of bread for making sandwiches?

    White, wholemeal, mixed grain, sourdough? Maybe an exotic one li...  moreWhite, wholemeal, mixed grain, sourdough? Maybe an exotic one like pumpernickel? Or doesn't it matter?  
    Last post by my2cents - November 10, 2024
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  • When was the last time you called a wrong number?

    I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a humpless ca...  moreI phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a humpless camel. Turned out I'd called Dial A Llama.  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - November 13, 2024
    201 views 2 likes
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  • How short is your memory?

    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/CZeyoM21tu4XoMdU/
    Last post by Jane S - October 21, 2024
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  • Does anything good ever happen after the phrase "hold my beer ..."?

    Last post by Randy D - October 20, 2024
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  • Is it time to admit that the Donald just isn't up to the job anymore?

    His cognitive decline is becoming increasingly obvious.https://w...  moreHis cognitive decline is becoming increasingly obvious.https://www.newsweek.com/dancing-donald-trump-clearly-steep-decline-opinion-1969551  
    Last post by my2cents - October 18, 2024
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  • How long has it been since you heard a good "SPLUT"?

    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - October 11, 2024
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  • What was the last thing that made you say "YEEEK!"

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - October 10, 2024
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  • The convicted felon is now calling for a national day of police brutality. What does it take for ppl to realize he is NOT FIT FOR OFFICE?

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/29/trump-violent-day-polic...  morehttps://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/29/trump-violent-day-policing-crime-00181619  
    Last post by Spunky - October 3, 2024
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  • Why do Republican leaders like being so weird?

    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/TuGN5nQLLFj2jjwk/?mibextid=xfxF2i
    Last post by my2cents - September 30, 2024
    135 views 0 likes
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  • Is AJ cooked now?

    Joshua was unbackable favourite to win in Riyadh, but Dubois hum...  moreJoshua was unbackable favourite to win in Riyadh, but Dubois humiliated him. It was embarrassing. The much talked about fight with Usyk is probably off now, the Ukrainian has nothing to prove beating up on a has-been.  
    Last post by Element 99 - September 22, 2024
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  • Have you ever noticed how old people your age look these days?

    The mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain th...  moreThe mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Krispies because every time I move I go snap, crackle and pop.I'm not even a Boomer, I'm Gen X!  
    Last post by Spunky - September 21, 2024
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  • Joe Biden dropped out after a poor debate. Will Trump after Kamala completely PWNED him?

    Last post by my2cents - September 14, 2024
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  • Is the flag of Zamunda flying at half mast in honour of the king?

    King Jaffe Joffer is dead. Long live King Akeem.
    Last post by Spunky - September 11, 2024
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  • If Florence Nightingale had pioneered nursing on the Arabian peninsula instead of Crimea, would she be known as Florence of Arabia?

    Last post by Slartibartfast - September 8, 2024
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  • How long will it take to get used to not living next door to Alice?

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  • How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

    Last post by Danilo_G - September 4, 2024
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  • 80s songs that are for dogs?

    Humorous answers like Fade to Greyhound by Visage or Puppy Don't...  moreHumorous answers like Fade to Greyhound by Visage or Puppy Don't Preach by Madogga are encouraged, but I won't disqualify serious answers like You Can Call Me Al by Paul simon either: "Bonedigger, bonedigger, dogs in the moonlight Far away my well lit doorMister Beerbelly, Beerbelly, get these mutts away from meI don't find this stuff amusing any more"  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - September 2, 2024
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  • If a poison is past its expiry date, is it more or less poisonous?

    Last post by Durdle - August 28, 2024
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    1

  • Which letter in "scent" is silent, the s or the c?

    Last post by Natasha Saphique - September 7, 2024
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  • Do twins ever realize that at least one of them is unplanned?

    Last post by Natasha Saphique - September 7, 2024
    133 views 2 likes
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  • Is the debate between the VP candidates, if it happens, going to be more interesting than the one between Trump and Harris?

    In the blue corner, a guy who made tampons free for students. In...  moreIn the blue corner, a guy who made tampons free for students. In the red corner, a dude who f**ked a couch.  
    Last post by Spunky - August 12, 2024
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  • Is "The Blankets" a good name for a covers band?

    I'll see myself out now
    Last post by Danilo_G - July 24, 2024
    305 views 2 likes
    4

  • Is His Royal Orangeness quietly filling his diaper right now?

    Last post by my2cents - July 27, 2024
    520 views 0 likes
    15

  • Is the single star on the State flag of Texas a Yelp review?

    Last post by Spunky - June 29, 2024
    258 views 1 like
    1

  • Are you familiar with this Australian phenomenon?

    Bluey has more fans than Australia has people, most of them Amer...  moreBluey has more fans than Australia has people, most of them American - and the parents are even more tuned in than their children due to the relatable parenting displayed by Bandit and Chilli Heeler.  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - July 3, 2024
    255 views 3 likes
    3

  • Have you been paying attention to the current Cricket T20 World Cup currently under way in the Caribbean and USA?

    Top level cricket being played in America. Wonders will never ce...  moreTop level cricket being played in America. Wonders will never cease, even if it's the T20 which is about short term entertainment with a lot of the strategy taken out of it.Even more amazingly, the USA BEAT Pakistan - a full ICC member where cricket is the national sport. If USA beats Ireland (or the game is rained out), they go through to the next stage (Super 8) and may even play Australia for the first time ever.  
    Last post by Element 99 - June 15, 2024
    380 views 1 like
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  • Some delusional Trumpicans are trying to compare His Royal Orangeness with Jesus Christ. Does that mean we get to crucify him?

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - June 3, 2024
    532 views 2 likes
    11

  • Oh no. Not again.

    Last post by Spunky - May 30, 2024
    241 views 4 likes
    3

  • Are you STILL planning to vote for Herr Citrusgruber?

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/politics/trump-unified-reich-vide...  morehttps://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/politics/trump-unified-reich-video/index.htmlYou can't make this stuff up. The last politician who called for "Eins Volk, Eins Reich, Eins Führer" was Adolf. Trump is now an existential threat to democracy - he's not kidding any more.  
    Last post by my2cents - July 29, 2024
    1,548 views 3 likes
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  • One for Welby: Is anyone ever to blame?

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - August 2, 2024
    484 views 5 likes
    4

  • "A candidate under federal investigation has no right to be running."

    "Further,  it would be virtually impossible for a president...  more"Further,  it would be virtually impossible for a president under indictment to govern."- D J Trump, Sr, November 2016.Anyone hear the crickets?  
    Last post by Spunky - April 18, 2024
    313 views 3 likes
    2

  • Think Biden is the only candidate with dementia? Think again.

    I'm not qualified to diagnose that. Dr John Gartner is.https://t...  moreI'm not qualified to diagnose that. Dr John Gartner is.https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/john-gartner-trump-cognitive-decline  
    Last post by Jane S - April 12, 2024
    238 views 1 like
    1

  • Is there a song or songs that make you cry?

    Movies don't get to me, even Red Dog didn't quite make tears.Son...  moreMovies don't get to me, even Red Dog didn't quite make tears.Songs can, these ones get me in the feels every time and I bawl like a baby - and I don't even like Ed Sheeran.This one never used to, until I played it at my mother's funeral. I miss her.  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - March 7, 2024
    193 views 1 like
    0

  • Excuse me, I ordered a dozen bees but you've delivered thirteen.

    Completion of the pun is an exercise for the student.
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - March 4, 2024
    383 views 2 likes
    6

  • How many 36-year-olds need a pacifier?

    That's how old she is.
    Last post by Element 99 - February 24, 2024
    356 views 4 likes
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  • Are there any gnarly, tubular, groovy or completely far out expressions that you used to use to the max and don't any more?

    Last post by my2cents - February 16, 2024
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