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Trump's "IQ of 156" is on a par with most of his other pronounce... moreTrump's "IQ of 156" is on a par with most of his other pronouncements. It's a LIE.
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If I owned my own plane, I wouldn't be the pilot if I was joinin... moreIf I owned my own plane, I wouldn't be the pilot if I was joining the "club", I'd simply lock the door between the cockpit and the rest of the aircraft. As for the others, would a towel make a good 'chute?
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Flying - I'd really love to join the Mile High Club, but you nee... moreFlying - I'd really love to join the Mile High Club, but you need to own your own plane. I'd also like to get into skydiving and paragliding.
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Stephen King.What the kids did to keep Pennywise down the first ... moreStephen King.What the kids did to keep Pennywise down the first time in It - they COULDN'T film that bit. The man has a sick mind - probably keeps it in a jar on his desk, next to the heart of a small boy.
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You.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ga9Bs4fzSY
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Yes. I have a fever and my hands feel like two balloons. This is... moreYes. I have a fever and my hands feel like two balloons. This is not how I am ...
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G. It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll ...... moreG. It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll ...(I played Riff Raff in an amateur stage production years ago)
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They're a lot older than they used to be.
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I prefer them up and easy, with a salad of pilcrows and diples. ... moreI prefer them up and easy, with a salad of pilcrows and diples. No manicules, though, those give me indigestion.
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Her. When she IS in the mood, she's practically carnivorous.
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Set the table, toss a salad of picrows and diples, and tie on a napkin.
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Nope, he belongs to the ASPCT (prevention of cruelty to tildes),... moreNope, he belongs to the ASPCT (prevention of cruelty to tildes), he won't let me EAT them :-(
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What about lez girls?
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So why are you still giggling?
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Weren't you with a guy called Up?
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"A avid"? Who are you and what have you done with E99? The "real... more"A avid"? Who are you and what have you done with E99? The "real" E would NEVER give Randy an opening like that.
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Groan at bad jokes __________ don't get them.
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Only if you live inside a zoo. https://www.jukebo.com/the-b... moreOnly if you live inside a zoo. https://www.jukebo.com/the-beatles/music-clip,baby-youre-a-rich-man,uvrk8.html
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Australian football. My team got beat last night - they played l... moreAustralian football. My team got beat last night - they played like a bunch of schoolgirls.
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Goodly is a word. Covfefe isn't.
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Australian football - but I'm too small, too slow and too old, s... moreAustralian football - but I'm too small, too slow and too old, so I umpire instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfOd3EC8tug
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I'd probably still spend a goodly amount of time in bed - just n... moreI'd probably still spend a goodly amount of time in bed - just not sleeping ...
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** Smiles and gives you a Vegemite sandwich **https://www.youtub... more** Smiles and gives you a Vegemite sandwich **https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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Less than a mile north of a BUS track.
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Wife: OMG I haven't shaved my legs for nearly a week!Me: OMG I h... moreWife: OMG I haven't shaved my legs for nearly a week!Me: OMG I haven't shaved my legs for 48 years!She hit me.
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No thanks - by the time it gets here it will be cold. Nothing wo... moreNo thanks - by the time it gets here it will be cold. Nothing worse than reheated pizza.
in PIZZA?
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The south-western side. When you hit Baja California, keep going... moreThe south-western side. When you hit Baja California, keep going southwest. Clear across the Pacific.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s492PMdIaJs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz64hWng2vM
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Chin up, M. Asperger's isn't a death sentence. You may find your... moreChin up, M. Asperger's isn't a death sentence. You may find yourself with one or two dear friends, which is a whole lot better than a large circle of fair-weather ones.Paul Dirac, a famous Asperger's sufferer, was arguably the greatest mathematical physicist of all time and was taciturn to the point of surliness. Had ONE close friend whom he met in middle age - he married her.
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Not a lager. I prefer clear Pilsner - a floral bitterness rather... moreNot a lager. I prefer clear Pilsner - a floral bitterness rather than just for bitterness' sake. 102? You wouldn't taste the malt.
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Ever tried Southwark? Nicknamed "green death" (for the colour of... moreEver tried Southwark? Nicknamed "green death" (for the colour of the label), 25 IBU - high for a pale lager.
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Family can be close knit emotionally regardless of physical dist... moreFamily can be close knit emotionally regardless of physical distance. My family is scattered to the four winds but we're close despite that.
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Texas would fit into one corner of South Australia - and that's ... moreTexas would fit into one corner of South Australia - and that's not our biggest State ...
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Define "genius". Loosen the leash a little and see what happens ... moreDefine "genius". Loosen the leash a little and see what happens - and go from there. True genius tends to ignore the rules it objects to anyway.
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There are two reasons for that:Firstly, the tarmac (asphalt) sof... moreThere are two reasons for that:Firstly, the tarmac (asphalt) softens, making it harder for aircraft to build up to airspeed, and secondly hotter air is thinner, meaning that aircraft can't get enough lift in taking off and landing. It's not a problem when cruising.https://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2016-06-20/its-so-hot-some-planes-cant-fly-heres-why
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I prefer Bubba's - and they don't.
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"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehea... more"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."- Chinese proverb
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I can't find any parentheses that fit me.
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Too dam* cold! Some people find a minimum of 5C/41F quite b... moreToo dam* cold! Some people find a minimum of 5C/41F quite balmy. I think they're barmy, a max of 19C/66F is chilly. 43C/109F is a little warmer than comfortable but too hot is better than too cold imo.
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Bollocks, the concept of Heaven existed long before it was codif... moreBollocks, the concept of Heaven existed long before it was codified by organised religion. Man is so constructed that it is impossible to fully believe in one's own death. That kind of self-annihilation isn't possible - I'm quoting Robert A Heinlein, a hard-boiled atheist if there ever was one.
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Slavonic. That phenomenon isn't specific to the former USSR, it'... moreSlavonic. That phenomenon isn't specific to the former USSR, it's found throughout Eastern Europe.
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Judith Durham. Still singing at almost 74, hasn't lost much. She... moreJudith Durham. Still singing at almost 74, hasn't lost much. She suffered a cerebral haemorrhage four years ago, it was music that brought her memory back.
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When I hit rock bottom after my second suicide attempt, my daugh... moreWhen I hit rock bottom after my second suicide attempt, my daughter found a cover of this one by Shannon Noll and Natalie Bassingthwaite - which reminded me of the original. I listened to it quite a lot of times as I battled depression, it helped.I saw it as a wife comforting her husband - the implication that I got was that they had children as well, but that may have just been my take on "we don't need much of anything", I internalized it and applied it to my own situation. I had nothing left to give but they loved me anyway. less
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I think I am B2
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Totally ept except when it comes to dancing. You've heard the ex... moreTotally ept except when it comes to dancing. You've heard the expression "two left feet"? I have two WRONG feet.
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I'm perfectly imperfect. I'm humble about that.
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