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  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to For those of you who like love songs, do you have a favourite to share?:
    I sing this one to my better half now and then
    • 9 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to So where are we...exactly?:
    In my bedroom.
    • 9 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Without identifying the movie, post your favorite line from any movie.:
    #1 - Crocodile Dundee#2 - When Harry Met SallyThe third one doesn't ring any bells. Dundee 2 was the movie I took my wife to on our first date.
    • 10 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I'm not a fan of toilet humor but some folks are. Why?:
    Haven't seen too much of Mel Brooks that I haven't enjoyed. My favourite one of his is Spaceballs.
    • 10 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I'm not a fan of toilet humor but some folks are. Why?:
    Andy GriffithS. Different guy, the one I'm talking about is an Australian schoolteacher-cum-children's author. Similar background to Joanne Rowling, but he noticed that a sizeable majority of his students who were into Harry Potter, particularly the later...  moreAndy GriffithS. Different guy, the one I'm talking about is an Australian schoolteacher-cum-children's author. Similar background to Joanne Rowling, but he noticed that a sizeable majority of his students who were into Harry Potter, particularly the later books, were girls. He wanted to get the boys reading, and toilet humour was how he did it.  
    • 10 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I'm not a fan of toilet humor but some folks are. Why?:
    It's a guy thing - or more specifically a little boy thing. Some guys never grow out of that. Andy Griffiths wrote a trilogy of books aimed at pre-teen boys absolutely LOADED with toilet humour - and it had the desired effect, it got them reading (and sni...  moreIt's a guy thing - or more specifically a little boy thing. Some guys never grow out of that. Andy Griffiths wrote a trilogy of books aimed at pre-teen boys absolutely LOADED with toilet humour - and it had the desired effect, it got them reading (and sniggering to each other). The Day My Butt Went Psycho and two sequels.  
    • Fri at 5:07 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What do you call this thing in the picture below? I never knew there are multiple names for it until very recently. :
    It's a shopping trolley in Australia. One thing that really grinds my gears is bone idle idiots who leave them in car parks, too @$*#!! lazy to push them a dozen yards to a trolley bay.
    • Fri at 5:03 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I think paying for sex makes the payer the hoor. The prostitute is just a "working girl". What do you call the payer besides REPULSIVE??:
    Keely looks so BORED in that clip, like she'd rather be anywhere else. She and Louis were married at the time.
    • Fri at 5:01 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Who is the best looking celebrity and why is it Harry Styles? :
    Who the XYZ is Harry Styles?Carol Decker, vintage 1987. I had a crush on her.
    • Fri at 4:54 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Without identifying the movie, post your favorite line from any movie.:
    4 correct, 3 not even close.
    • Fri at 4:37 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The two doormen who watched an assailant assault an Asian woman did nothing to help until he left. He had a knife. What would YOU have done?:
    Hand or elbow, depending on proximity. A shoulder bag is slow and very easy to avoid, it's not as if you don't see it coming.
    • Thu at 3:47 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Without identifying the movie, post your favorite line from any movie.:
    I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"I love you!""I know."Yes, it's true. This man has no d**k.Where we're going, we don't need roads.
    • Thu at 3:41 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Without identifying the movie, post your favorite line from any movie.:
    It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
    • Thu at 3:13 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Can you imagine Starbucks endorsing new plastic waste on the planet?:
    From a coffee fiend: I'm with Spunky. Australians are awful coffee snobs. Guess where Starbucks FAILED?
    • Thu at 3:12 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is a shiny object that someone could wave in front of your face that would almost assuredly distract you no matter HOW hard you tried :
    What Shuhak said - but I'm a sucker for DDs.
    • Wed at 4:23 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The two doormen who watched an assailant assault an Asian woman did nothing to help until he left. He had a knife. What would YOU have done?:
    Disarming a knife wielding assailant is easier than is seems, largely because said assailant is usually helpless without it. Strike the wrist.
    • Wed at 4:16 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The two doormen who watched an assailant assault an Asian woman did nothing to help until he left. He had a knife. What would YOU have done?:
    Assailant was armed - which exonerates the security staff, who can use anything including LETHAL force to subdue him.
    • Wed at 4:14 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I don't know if this is true but ALLEGEDLY FOOTOO was caught drinking what looked like a COKE after telling fawning worshippers to BOYCOTT?:
    So Trump is a hypocrite? Who knew?This is on a par with his call to boycott Goodyear while the entire Presidential motorcade was equipped with them.
    • Wed at 4:07 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to "Many white evangelicals won't get vaccinated." Due to what and why?:
    More Americans have died than any other nation - that's fact. Per capita, it's still in the top 3. Either the death rate is higher than that, or failure to take basic precautions is causing a stupidly high infection rate.
    • Wed at 3:47 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Supposing you were to be posted to a Navy warship, what would be the name of a ship that you would like to serve on if you had a choice?:
    HMAS Unsinkable III still can't get any information on what happened to the first one, it's classified.
    • Tue at 10:51 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some of the 911 emergency calls potentially received in dispatch for the Grammar Police Department (GPD)?:
    Someone unfriended me for bad grammer. They shouldn't of did that, there so stupid.
    • Tue at 10:48 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to "Many white evangelicals won't get vaccinated." Due to what and why?:
    They still believe His Royal Orangeness's claim that COVID-19 is a Chinese hoax, and that half a million dead Americans is fake news.
    • Tue at 10:44 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The reactions to the OJ Simpson criminal verdict (1995) were largely split along ethnic lines. In the George Floyd case, doesn’t murder look:
    Fentanyl, being an opioid, would NOT cause him to "start to fight and resist arrest", in fact quite the opposite. Narcotic painkillers have a sedative effect, I know from experience. I'm prepared to bet that the officers deliberately either overtighened t...  moreFentanyl, being an opioid, would NOT cause him to "start to fight and resist arrest", in fact quite the opposite. Narcotic painkillers have a sedative effect, I know from experience. I'm prepared to bet that the officers deliberately either overtighened the cuffs, or nipped him with them - and he was merely trying to relieve painful restraint. Chauvin in particular had a long history of brutalising minorities in making arrests, he should have been fired years ago.  
    • Tue at 7:12 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The reactions to the OJ Simpson criminal verdict (1995) were largely split along ethnic lines. In the George Floyd case, doesn’t murder look:
    Murder. OJ wasn't filmed committing anything (although there was plenty of circumstantial evidence). There is film footage of Chauvin using unwarranted force that proved lethal.
    • Tue at 6:14 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why the heck was everyone Kung Fu Fighting anyway? :
    They were teasing Grasshopper.
    • Tue at 6:09 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to A cop bursts into the precinct captain’s office and shouts, “I don’t NEED a partner, I work alone!”:
    Stu, because Superman works alone. Batman Randy has a sidekick.
    • Tue at 6:05 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I think paying for sex makes the payer the hoor. The prostitute is just a "working girl". What do you call the payer besides REPULSIVE??:
    And just for the jazz aficionado ...
    • Tue at 5:00 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some of the 911 emergency calls potentially received at Dispatch for the Sandwich Police Department?:
    Where did I say that I was making the call?
    • Tue at 4:43 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The day after a gun-related massacre is a GREAT DAY FOR GUN SALES to SOAR. Did you buy MORE?:
    Never mind the ball, he should have kicked Lucy. In the butt.
    • Tue at 4:37 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When visiting a country whose native language is different from yours are you able to say a few words in that language?:
    I'm into Baroque and Classical. Pachelbel, Bach and Beethoven were German, Mozart was Austrian but the Salzburg dialect is closer to Bavarian than it is to Viennese. I also like their beer, and their architecture. And nowhere beats the Germans for enginee...  moreI'm into Baroque and Classical. Pachelbel, Bach and Beethoven were German, Mozart was Austrian but the Salzburg dialect is closer to Bavarian than it is to Viennese. I also like their beer, and their architecture. And nowhere beats the Germans for engineering. I can sing Höch Deutsch, I speak it with an Austrian twang because I learned it that way.Ireland, the UK and the Czech Republic are also on the list, the places you specifically mentioned are not. Although I have a French surname, je ne parle pas Français and nowhere particularly appeals - the family was originally Catalan Basque anyway, they fled to France to escape the Spanish Inquisition (they hadn't expected it).  less
    • Tue at 4:34 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Ever wonder how many so-called "christians" are sexual perverts who bed down children? Can you bed a 17 year old and still pray to GOD?:
    I abhor paedophilia and hebephilia. Ephebophilia is a grey area - consent is 16 in many places, including most of Australia. My home state of South Australia complicates it, by imposing a 1 year age gap limit on 16/17 year olds - which made my son technic...  moreI abhor paedophilia and hebephilia. Ephebophilia is a grey area - consent is 16 in many places, including most of Australia. My home state of South Australia complicates it, by imposing a 1 year age gap limit on 16/17 year olds - which made my son technically a criminal as he is 19 months older than the mother of his children. The eldest, Zachary, was born when Tim was 23 and Jess 21, but they'd been active for four years by then (and living together for two ).Personally I don't have a problem with 16/17 being with a partner under 25. 18 can be with anybody (the drinking age is also 18 in Oz and that makes sense - if you can legally enlist to be shot at, you should be able to have a beer to celebrate surviving it).  less
    • Tue at 4:19 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When was the last time you used the word 'groovy'?:
    Several weeks at least. Last last year I think.
    • Mon at 6:03 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When was the last time you used the word 'groovy'?:
    • Mon at 4:57 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When was the last time you used the word 'groovy'?:
    A while back - I think it was in answer to a question on here.
    • Mon at 4:50 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When visiting a country whose native language is different from yours are you able to say a few words in that language?:
    My hovercraft is full of eels!
    • Mon at 4:49 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be? :
    I'm betting he made the same mistake all Americans do - slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it were PB or Nutella. It's not supposed to be eaten that way, the trick is to spread it thinly. Use plenty of butter the first time. Vegemite and grilled c...  moreI'm betting he made the same mistake all Americans do - slather it on as thick as the bread, as if it were PB or Nutella. It's not supposed to be eaten that way, the trick is to spread it thinly. Use plenty of butter the first time. Vegemite and grilled cheese is divine - sharp cheese and not too much Vegemite.  
    • Mon at 8:32 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What imported foods are you most fond of and why?:
    Do beverages count? I always buy Australian grown where possible, but one thing we can't grow here is decent coffee - our hills aren't high enough. You can get rubbish "filler coffee" at sea level, but the good stuff grows in cloud, five thousand feet or ...  moreDo beverages count? I always buy Australian grown where possible, but one thing we can't grow here is decent coffee - our hills aren't high enough. You can get rubbish "filler coffee" at sea level, but the good stuff grows in cloud, five thousand feet or more up. Only two of our mountains approach that and they're too far south.  
    • Mon at 8:17 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be? :
    It could. Trust me. Vegemite is quite definitely a savoury and doesn't go with anything sweet. It's good with cheese and some folks like it with avocado. DON'T put sugar in it.
    • Mon at 8:10 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to We live in a day when anything imaginable is possible. Which imaginable would you prefer to see futurely?:
    Both are wackadoodles and if either are nominated it will be proof positive that the GOP is not interested in the WH for another four years. They're even crazier than His Royal Orangeness. MTG should be locked up for her own good, she's a danger to hersel...  moreBoth are wackadoodles and if either are nominated it will be proof positive that the GOP is not interested in the WH for another four years. They're even crazier than His Royal Orangeness. MTG should be locked up for her own good, she's a danger to herself and others (and unlikely to be reelected in 22).  
    • Mon at 8:02 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Ever wonder how many so-called "christians" are sexual perverts who bed down children? Can you bed a 17 year old and still pray to GOD?:
    Girls typically married at that age as recently as the interwar period. Age can often be just a number. 14-year-old Mandy Smith was absolutely NOT a child when she started cohabiting with Rolling Stone Bill Wyman. Aretha Franklin was a mother at 12.Paedop...  moreGirls typically married at that age as recently as the interwar period. Age can often be just a number. 14-year-old Mandy Smith was absolutely NOT a child when she started cohabiting with Rolling Stone Bill Wyman. Aretha Franklin was a mother at 12.Paedophilia is sexual attraction to children who have not reached sexual maturity. Hebephilia is sexusl attraction to pubescent minors (those undergoing puberty), ephebophilia is sexual attraction to young people who are sexually mature but still technically minors. All are crimes, the last is not a perversion but still predatory behaviour unless experienced by another young adult. Four years or less age gap isn't even a peccadillo imo. My son and his ex started getting physical when he was 19 and she was 17 - and more grown up than he was.  less
    • Mon at 7:44 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When visiting a country whose native language is different from yours are you able to say a few words in that language?:
    I haven't, but Germany is on my bucket list. I'm not fluent, but I can make myself understood.
    • Mon at 6:15 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is your favorite car? :
    Fuel hogs and really awful to drive, apparently. I never owned one but spoke at length with a "classic" car collector who did. Took it out for a couple of club cruises but it handled so badly that he hadn't driven it since.
    • Mon at 5:51 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you know what cat fishing means? :
    Cat fishingCatfishing, on the other hand, is the act of creating a fake online persona for the purpose of luring people into friendships or relationships.
    • Mon at 5:42 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some militarily-related words that have been used as names for models of cars? ~:
    Douglas C-47 DakotaDodge DakotaLockheed C-130 HerculesHercules ATVHercules pickup (limited numbers were built in Greece)Lockheed AP-3C Orion (Maritime Patrol aircraft)Ford Orion
    • Mon at 5:29 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some of the 911 emergency calls potentially received at Dispatch for the Sandwich Police Department?:
    "I've been kidnapped and trapped in a secure underground sandwich-making facility by the guy responsible for last month's major tilde heist ..."
    • Mon at 5:04 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What might be some of the infractions and crimes that a Sandwich Police Force would be charged with stamping out?:
    Peanut Butter. It's absolutely a crime. Looks and smells like the contents of an infant's diaper.
    • Mon at 5:01 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is your favorite car? :
    A few bruises and minor contusions. The torsion bar suspension took the brunt of the impact (doesn't give the smoothest ride, but you can't bend it with a wrecking ball) and saved me from breaking both legs, but I was trapped between the dent and the tran...  moreA few bruises and minor contusions. The torsion bar suspension took the brunt of the impact (doesn't give the smoothest ride, but you can't bend it with a wrecking ball) and saved me from breaking both legs, but I was trapped between the dent and the transmission tunnel - hence the need to get the fire department involved.  
    • Mon at 4:54 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I think paying for sex makes the payer the hoor. The prostitute is just a "working girl". What do you call the payer besides REPULSIVE??:
    Sometimes it's all they can do to support themselves. A kid kicked out by her parent/care-giver (or run away from abuse - most prostitutes, both genders, have been repeatedly raped, and abused in other ways, before deciding to make a living out of it). Ho...  moreSometimes it's all they can do to support themselves. A kid kicked out by her parent/care-giver (or run away from abuse - most prostitutes, both genders, have been repeatedly raped, and abused in other ways, before deciding to make a living out of it). Homeless. Drug addiction (the addicts are the victims, the pushers are the criminals). Or someone with an IQ so low they border on retarded, and honestly don't know how to do anything else. They're not repulsive, just helpless.  
    • Mon at 12:59 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to COVID19. How might you react if another widespread and far-reaching shutdown were to be announced in your local area right now?:
    Continue to rail against idiots failing to comply with basic safety measures, and at the government's glacially slow vaccine roll-out.
    • Mon at 12:44 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is your favorite car? :
    The first one I ever owned. Cheap to run, easy to repair. I'd be driving it still if some character in a ute (pickup) with a bull-bar on the front hadn't ignored a STOP sign and T-boned me. That made the little car very unhappy, fire-fighters had to cut m...  moreThe first one I ever owned. Cheap to run, easy to repair. I'd be driving it still if some character in a ute (pickup) with a bull-bar on the front hadn't ignored a STOP sign and T-boned me. That made the little car very unhappy, fire-fighters had to cut me out of it.  
    • Mon at 12:20 AM
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  • Where do you live? Adelaide, Australia
  • About Me: Married fo­r 31 years­, two grow­n-up kids,­ three gra­ndchildren­.
    Incorrigib­le smartas­s, musicia­n, consult­ant with O­rigin Ener­gy, profes­sional ump­ire (crick­et and Aus­tralian fo­otball).
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  • If I make a billion dollars from selling soup, would I be a bouillonaire?

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  • Does your SO always wait until you're at the other end of the house before he/she asks you to womfle pomfy shompf?

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  • Have you ever needed help with technology from a younger person?

    I needed my daughter's help when I got a new phone.My father-in-...  moreI needed my daughter's help when I got a new phone.My father-in-law asked me how to print from his computer, I said "control P", he said he hadn't been able to do that for years ...  
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  • Is there anything more nauseating than a dartboard on the ceiling? It makes you throw up.

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  • Have you got a doppelganger who is not a twin?

    I personally don't, but my daughter so strongly resembles my sis...  moreI personally don't, but my daughter so strongly resembles my sister that my brother-in-law once mistook his niece for his wife (awkward), and my grandson gets called "Mini Me" by my son, his father.  
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  • Are you allergic to anything?

    Bee stings, Rhus trees, molluscs of all kinds and artificial ban...  moreBee stings, Rhus trees, molluscs of all kinds and artificial banana flavouring are mine.  
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  • Is the girl in the tempura shop hitting on me? She just battered her eyelashes.

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  • Given that alcohol boils at around 78 degrees C and starts to evaporate at considerably less than that, it there any point to Irish coffee?

    The alcohol in the whiskey boils off, right?
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  • If Led Zeppelin and AC/DC did a bunch of shows together, would it be called the Highway to Heaven, or the Stairway to Hell Tour?

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  • Do big women die young? Is that why we have so many little old ladies?

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  • What's more Australian than a Christmas barbie?

    Actual photo, my place, right now
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  • Merry Grinchmas to all, and to all a bah humbug. How has 2020 changed Christmas for you?

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  • Ladies: Will you PLEASE stop asking Santa to bring you the perfect man?

    He's tried to kidnap me three times this past week ...
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    Take that, Randy!
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  • Why do Americans residing in the Territories (Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, East Samoa etc) have no voice in Presidential elections?

    They are Americans who have been disenfranchised.
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  • Does His Royal Orangeness ENJOY losing?

    He's certainly losing the election over and over again - recount...  moreHe's certainly losing the election over and over again - recounts he has demanded have actually found him to be defeated even MORE bigly, and he's currently zero from umpteen on the lawsuits as well.  
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  • Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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  • How HOT is it?

    106F/41C in Adelaide right now, and it's NOT EVEN SUMMER YET!I'm...  more106F/41C in Adelaide right now, and it's NOT EVEN SUMMER YET!I'm not saying it's hot outside, but a couple of hobbits just threw a ring into my back yard.  
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  • The speed of light, c, is measured in kilometres per second. Is the speed of shade measured in Nortons?

    https://www.nme.com/en_au/news/film/edward-norton-shares-his-the...  morehttps://www.nme.com/en_au/news/film/edward-norton-shares-his-theory-behind-trumps-desperate-endgame-2823613  
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  • Maybe His Royal Orangeness CAN pardon himself - isn't it traditional for the President to pardon a turkey?

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  • Apart from "the usual suspects" (you know who you are), is anyone else on AM going to subscribe to "Trump Vision"?

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  • Did all the dead people who voted for Biden do so because Trump made them dead?

    Taking one of his baseless allegations to its illogical extreme ...
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  • Is it surprising that two men in their 70s can sustain an election for so long?

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  • Children, go where I send thee. How shall I send thee?

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  • Adelaide in Spring. 100F yesterday, 64F today. How weird is your weather?

    Those are maxima, btw.
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  • Why do people say "tuna fish", but never "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

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  • Was Annie Oakley a smooth criminal?

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  • When hobbits do their grocery shopping, do they need to watch out for the Spanish Inquisition?

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  • Is it racist to enjoy the music of Stephen Foster?

    A lot of it has been bowdlerized, but some of the originals are ...  moreA lot of it has been bowdlerized, but some of the originals are shocking. Oh, Susannah is particularly horrendous.  
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  • Should hand sanitizer be renamed "papercut finder"?

    Yowch!!!
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  • Why do vegans use plastic?

    Vegans avoid any product made from animals, right? Plastic is pr...  moreVegans avoid any product made from animals, right? Plastic is produced from oil, which is dead dinosaurs ...  
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  • When The Rock goes to the bathroom, does he Dwayne his Johnson?

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  • AnswerMug Challenge Series: Ruin a band name by changing one letter.

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    He's already barking mad.
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