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Slartibartfast

I\'m not a chatroom type

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  • Last Update: 11 hours ago
  • Joined: December 23, 2015

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  • Screen Name* Slartibartfast
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Adelaide, Australia
  • About Me: Married fo­r 29 years­, two grow­n-up kids,­ two grand­children.
    ­
    Incorrigib­le smartas­s, musicia­n, consult­ant with O­rigin Ener­gy, profes­sional ump­ire (crick­et and Aus­tralian fo­otball).
    I have a p­enchant fo­r lame Dad­ jokes and­ REALLY ba­d puns.
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  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Are you a male or female? (No peeking.):
    I'm a bloke, I'm an ockerAnd I really love yer knockersI'm a labourer by dayI p*ss up all me payWatchin' footy on TVJust feed me more VBJust pour my beer and get my smokes and go awayI'm a bloke, I'm a yobboAnd me best mate's name is RobboWinfield is me c...  moreI'm a bloke, I'm an ockerAnd I really love yer knockersI'm a labourer by dayI p*ss up all me payWatchin' footy on TVJust feed me more VBJust pour my beer and get my smokes and go awayI'm a bloke, I'm a yobboAnd me best mate's name is RobboWinfield is me cigaretteI dress in flanneletteShearer's singlet that is blueThrow in a few tattoosYa know you wouldn't want me any other way  
    • 11 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to In the animal kingdom, do kangaroos run the court system? ~:
    Yes, and the king of the jungle got ten years for perjury. Lion under oath.
    • 11 hours ago
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Did the city of Babylon disappear because the citizens talked too much?:
    I got it. The answer annoyed me almost as much as a serious answer to one of mine does.
    • Sat at 6:54 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If tickling were used as an interrogation tactic against you would you be able to hold out or would you crack?:
    Indefinitely, as long as I can keep my shoes on. I'm not ticklish anywhere else.
    • Sat at 1:28 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If wild animals ran the world's various governments, which species do you think would represent which countries?:
    USA - given that the collective noun for a bunch of baboons is a "congress" ...
    • Sat at 12:19 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Shouldn't shorts cost half the amount of long pants?:
    You're paying more for the view - her legs look much better in shorts.
    • Fri at 7:07 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Is there any point in "draining the swamp" if you still let the alligators loose?
    • Fri at 7:04 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Can you fathom the sheer stupidity of Donald Trump the evil dictator?:
    Almost all economists are categorically stating that the current economic climate is despite Trump, not because of him - but his pointless trade war with China is likely to act as a brake.
    • Fri at 6:27 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are your chances of surviving an alligator or crocodile attack?:
    A lot depends on how good you are at saying "Crikey!"
    • Fri at 6:01 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What’s your favorite song remake?:
    All covers of Dylan's material, for starters. Bob was arguably the greatest lyricist of all time, but couldn'tsing.Dr and the Medics did a great cover of Norman Greenbaum's Spirit In The Sky, without the feedback issues - to be fair, Greenbaum didn't...  moreAll covers of Dylan's material, for starters. Bob was arguably the greatest lyricist of all time, but couldn'tsing.Dr and the Medics did a great cover of Norman Greenbaum's Spirit In The Sky, without the feedback issues - to be fair, Greenbaum didn't have effects pedals.My favourite cover of all, however, is Icehouse's remake of Public Image Ltd's Disappointed, recorded for the stage musical Berlin.  
    • Fri at 4:31 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Can you name something run better buy the public sector than the private sector or vice versa?:
    TV news services are better in the public sector. The ABC in Australia is far more reliable than the commercial stations,  as is the BBC in the UK.
    • Fri at 4:18 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are you afraid of?:
    Sf writer, active from the 1930s until his death in 1988. He turned to writing after being invalidated from the US Navy in 1934 due to tuberculosis.
    • Fri at 4:15 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated.:
    The Jam's News Of The World is used as the theme for one of my fave TV shows, Mock The Week.
    • Fri at 4:03 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy?:
    Hillary was never President. Bill never mocked or denigrated veterans, Trump has made a habit of it.https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/feb/29/donald-trump-disrespect-military-veterans-appalling-unprecedented
    • Fri at 3:46 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy?:
    FDR didn't technically have any military service (and it would have been unreasonable to expect it of him, poliomyelitis rendered him 4F) but he did serve as attache to Josephus Daniels, Secretary of the Navy in World War I.
    • Fri at 3:43 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Did the city of Babylon disappear because the citizens talked too much?:
    "By the Hammurabi period he was associated with the god Jupiter". Hammurabi predates the Hellenic period by over a millennium, and the Romans "borrowed" their culture and pantheon from the Greeks. Jov Pater hadn't been invented yet, indeed the myth of Rom...  more"By the Hammurabi period he was associated with the god Jupiter". Hammurabi predates the Hellenic period by over a millennium, and the Romans "borrowed" their culture and pantheon from the Greeks. Jov Pater hadn't been invented yet, indeed the myth of Romulus and Remus was still a thousand years away.  
    • Fri at 3:39 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Since salt (NaCl) is an inorganic compound, how can it be an ingredient in organic food?:
    Cannibalism is gross - but a man who sells vegetables is grocer.
    • Fri at 3:33 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated.:
    Gimme a break. "Boy bands" per se are characterized by the fact that they are pretty singers who can't play instruments. The Ink Spots, Platters and Drifters all fit that description and all predate the lads from Liverpool - who did play their instruments...  moreGimme a break. "Boy bands" per se are characterized by the fact that they are pretty singers who can't play instruments. The Ink Spots, Platters and Drifters all fit that description and all predate the lads from Liverpool - who did play their instruments (in an unorthodox fashion at times - like another leftie in Hendrix, left-handed Paul McCartney played a right-handed instrument upside-down) and wrote most of their own material.  
    • Fri at 8:23 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy?:
    Name ONE POW Clinton mocked the way Trump did McCain. I'll wait.
    • Fri at 8:13 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated.:
    Surfin' USA is Berry's Sweet Little Sixteen practically note for note - and Wilson didn't even try to acknowledge Chuck in the writing credit.
    • Fri at 8:01 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated.:
    Any "study" that even mentions the Beach Boys is immediately suspect - classic plagiarists who stole all of their early stuff from Chuck Berry (the Beatles also covered Berry's material, but never claimed to have written it). Brian Wilson never did anythi...  moreAny "study" that even mentions the Beach Boys is immediately suspect - classic plagiarists who stole all of their early stuff from Chuck Berry (the Beatles also covered Berry's material, but never claimed to have written it). Brian Wilson never did anything original until Pet Sounds. Neither did the Beatles "emerge" in 1964, they'd already been setting England alight for two years before heading across the Atlantic.  
    • Fri at 6:29 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy?:
    Clinton didn't dishonor veterans.
    • Fri at 6:21 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated.:
    Jimmy Page categorically stated that without the Beatles, Zeppelin wouldn't have happened. Mick Jagger said the Stones wouldn't have been as good - might have made it in the UK but wouldn't have had the balls to try across the pond. Roger Daltrey said tha...  moreJimmy Page categorically stated that without the Beatles, Zeppelin wouldn't have happened. Mick Jagger said the Stones wouldn't have been as good - might have made it in the UK but wouldn't have had the balls to try across the pond. Roger Daltrey said that Sgt Pepper's was the concept album that led to Tommy and Quadrophenia.The Beatles weren't a rock band. They weren't a pop band. They weren't a folk or skiffle band, they were eclectic and you can't put their music in a box. They took rock and roll and scouse skiffle, shook them like a dog shakes a rat and produced a plethora of entirely new genres. Pop. Psychedelia. Heavy Metal (Helter Skelter and Revolution 1 are unquestionably metal songs, George built the fuzz box to produce the distort and overdrive effects in his garage, they didn't have pedals back then. Greenbaum tried to do something similar but never got it quite right, which is why his Spirit In The Sky has feedback issues throughout). Some of it didn't work, more of it ...    less
    • Fri at 6:04 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Did the city of Babylon disappear because the citizens talked too much?:
    Balls, Babylon is more than FOUR THOUSAND MILES from Rome.Built up by Hammurabi in the 18th century BCE, it was destroyed by the invading Persian army under Cyrus in 539 BCE (Read Isaiah 40-55). Its ruins are approximately 60 miles southwest of present day Baghdad.
    • Fri at 4:50 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What do you do with your nose snot?:
    Tissues - frequently toilet paper. Cheaper and softer than "facial" tissues.
    • Fri at 12:37 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Since salt (NaCl) is an inorganic compound, how can it be an ingredient in organic food?:
    Chordate animals require it - it's the most common electrolyte in the central nervous system. Iron II oxide is also an inorganic compound, it's the most common compound in your blood after water.
    • Fri at 12:27 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are you afraid of?:
    Marianne and Katharine, I can picture them in my mind as they'd be now, almost 28 years old. My living daughter is certain who her guardian angel is - her little sister Katie elbowed the original one aside and took over.
    • Fri at 12:24 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How stupid was this guy? Another case of weeding out one of humanity's dimmer bulbs?:
    https://darwinawards.com
    • Fri at 12:15 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are you afraid of?:
    Robert A Heinlein coined the term in Have Space Suit - Will Travel when Sarandon was still in diapers.
    • Thu at 10:25 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated.:
    Without the Beatles, there would have been no Stones, Zeppelin or the Who, likewise no Pink Floyd or Jefferson Airplane. All acknowledged their debt to the Fab Four, they were the most influential artists in the history of recorded sound. You can't overra...  moreWithout the Beatles, there would have been no Stones, Zeppelin or the Who, likewise no Pink Floyd or Jefferson Airplane. All acknowledged their debt to the Fab Four, they were the most influential artists in the history of recorded sound. You can't overrate a band like that.U2 are savagely overrated. They were tolerable, once upon a time.  
    • Thu at 9:41 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are you afraid of?:
    Sorry for your loss. Our twins were stillborn, I never got to know them. Losing a child who you'd raised must be much worse.
    • Thu at 8:05 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When you borrowed my car, you left this box in the trunk, so I'm returning it to you. By the way, what is that awlful smell back there? Eww:
    I know that, that's his standard reply. I beated him to it.
    • Thu at 8:46 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Which band, musical artists or group have you seen the most in concert?:
    Icehouse three times. John Farnham twice (the first time was before my wife and I met. The second time I got front row seats for the two of us, my better half is a fan - I got her pregnant the night we went to that show together). The Wiggles twice - the ...  moreIcehouse three times. John Farnham twice (the first time was before my wife and I met. The second time I got front row seats for the two of us, my better half is a fan - I got her pregnant the night we went to that show together). The Wiggles twice - the first time was before they were famous, they were a slightly better than average Sydney pub band called The Cockroaches. The second time was after they'd reinvented themselves as a kids' band, I took my then four-year-old son to that one. Ian Moss once solo and once with Cold Chisel. Can't recall any others I've seen more than once.Singletons? His Name Is Legion:The HootersDire StraitsPseudo EchoMental As AnythingStatus QuoThe SweetThe Doobie BrosThe ChantooziesThe ChurchRose TattooThe AngelsLeo SayerUncanny X MenMondo RockMötley CrüeKISSSwaneePossibly a few others I've forgotten  less
    • Thu at 8:31 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When you borrowed my car, you left this box in the trunk, so I'm returning it to you. By the way, what is that awlful smell back there? Eww:
    I beated him to it.
    • Thu at 8:17 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to When you borrowed my car, you left this box in the trunk, so I'm returning it to you. By the way, what is that awlful smell back there? Eww:
    You let the sammiches SPOIL? Shame on you!
    • Thu at 8:15 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Ever been violated in any way? Been assaulted, had your home broken into or your car stolen? How did it make you feel? For how long?:
    All three, though not at the same time. Bullied as a kid, that left me determined to learn how to fight. The robberies made me furious.
    • Thu at 8:12 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Generally speaking, what types of things do you think Randy D calculates on a regular basis? :
    The growth rate of his prize tildes.
    • Thu at 8:06 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Charismatic WACKADOODLES can get their true believers to believe anything. L. Ron Hubbard/Scientology. Any other examples? :
    https://tribune.com.pk/story/1745050/9-watch-indian-man-worships-donald-trump-god/
    • Thu at 7:54 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Can you fathom the sheer stupidity of Donald Trump the evil dictator?:
    It's harder to fathom the idiots who elected him.
    • Thu at 5:20 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Have you ever been in a hell of a jam?:
    Nope, just a FIGJAM.(F**k I'm Good, Just Ask Me)
    • Thu at 5:17 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Did Chinese come from chai n' eats?:
    • Thu at 5:13 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are you afraid of?:
    Loneliness. I'm eremophobic.
    • Thu at 5:10 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Charismatic WACKADOODLES can get their true believers to believe anything. L. Ron Hubbard/Scientology. Any other examples? :
    Octavian (Augustus) had his people beliving he was a god.
    • Thu at 5:07 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to In recognition of the UK's ban on memes, care to share your favorite?:
    It's the EU who is beefing up copyright laws, not the UK. The UK is currently trying to LEAVE the EU and cocking it up completely.
    • Thu at 4:54 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to I am a plant-aholic.. what are you addicted to that's legal of fairly legal? I don't want anyone to get themselves in trouble here :P:
    Coffee, black and strong enough to stand up and fight me.
    • Wed at 8:09 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How long and how much do you have to booze it up to permanently damage/cripple your brain? Do you get "wasted" often? Know anyone who does?:
    Not mine, but alcohol tends to suppress the superego, allowing the id to make bad choices - such as choosing to drive while drunk. One bad choice can really mess you up.I got stinkin' drunk more times than I like to admit before I learned to limit it. I'm...  moreNot mine, but alcohol tends to suppress the superego, allowing the id to make bad choices - such as choosing to drive while drunk. One bad choice can really mess you up.I got stinkin' drunk more times than I like to admit before I learned to limit it. I'm still inclined to get a mild buzz now and then, but not paralytic.  
    • Wed at 4:06 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How long and how much do you have to booze it up to permanently damage/cripple your brain? Do you get "wasted" often? Know anyone who does?:
    Once ...
    • Wed at 2:35 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to In recognition of the UK's ban on memes, care to share your favorite?:
    • Wed at 2:31 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is the strangest substance that scientists know about?:
    My fave yarn of his is The Chrysalids, set in a post-apocalyptic dystopia, supposedly following a global nuclear war although not specifically stated as such.
    • Tue at 11:52 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What is the strangest substance that scientists know about?:
    Unlikely, unless WQ's pubic hair is permanently moist. They're called "water bears" for a reason. They can survive being dessicated, but that generally only happens when the water they live in evaporates, they won't seek a dry environment.It's more likely...  moreUnlikely, unless WQ's pubic hair is permanently moist. They're called "water bears" for a reason. They can survive being dessicated, but that generally only happens when the water they live in evaporates, they won't seek a dry environment.It's more likely that a few are floating around on your corneas.  
    • Tue at 7:40 PM
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  • Screen Name* Slartibartfast
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Adelaide, Australia
  • About Me: Married fo­r 29 years­, two grow­n-up kids,­ two grand­children.
    ­
    Incorrigib­le smartas­s, musicia­n, consult­ant with O­rigin Ener­gy, profes­sional ump­ire (crick­et and Aus­tralian fo­otball).
    I have a p­enchant fo­r lame Dad­ jokes and­ REALLY ba­d puns.

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    John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, was a known member of London...  moreJohn Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, was a known member of London's Hellfire Club. It was he who ordered his manservant to "fetch me some slices of roast beef, wrapped in bread - can't have the old fingers getting greasy, eh what!" to sustain him at the gambling table - hence the eponymous 'sandwich'.As Lord of the Admitalty he was also the patron of Captain James Cook, so visiting Australia might be a Satanic act as well ...  
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  • I'm a bloke, I'm an ockerAnd I really love yer knockersI'm a lab...  moreI'm a bloke, I'm an ockerAnd I really love yer knockersI'm a labourer by dayI p*ss up all me payWatchin' footy on TVJust feed me more VBJust pour my beer and get my smokes and go awayI'm a bloke, I'm a yobboAnd me best mate's name is RobboWinfield is me cigaretteI dress in flanneletteShearer's singlet that is blueThrow in a few tattoosYa know you wouldn't want me any other way  
    in Are you a male or female? (No peeking.) September 22, 2018 7:16 PM MDT 0
  • Yes, and the king of the jungle got ten years for perjury. Lion ...  moreYes, and the king of the jungle got ten years for perjury. Lion under oath.  
    in In the animal kingdom, do kangaroos run the court system? ~ September 22, 2018 7:05 PM MDT 0
  • I got it. The answer annoyed me almost as much as a serious answ...  moreI got it. The answer annoyed me almost as much as a serious answer to one of mine does.  
    in Did the city of Babylon disappear because the citizens talked too much? September 22, 2018 6:54 PM MDT 0
  • Indefinitely, as long as I can keep my shoes on. I'm not ticklis...  moreIndefinitely, as long as I can keep my shoes on. I'm not ticklish anywhere else.  
    in If tickling were used as an interrogation tactic against you would you be able to hold out or would you crack? September 22, 2018 1:28 AM MDT 2
  • USA - given that the collective noun for a bunch of baboons is a...  moreUSA - given that the collective noun for a bunch of baboons is a "congress" ...  
    in If wild animals ran the world's various governments, which species do you think would represent which countries? September 22, 2018 12:19 AM MDT 3
  • You're paying more for the view - her legs look much better in shorts.
    in Shouldn't shorts cost half the amount of long pants? September 21, 2018 7:07 PM MDT 0
  • in Is there any point in "draining the swamp" if you still let the alligators loose? September 21, 2018 7:04 PM MDT 0
  • Almost all economists are categorically stating that the current...  moreAlmost all economists are categorically stating that the current economic climate is despite Trump, not because of him - but his pointless trade war with China is likely to act as a brake.  
    in Can you fathom the sheer stupidity of Donald Trump the evil dictator? September 21, 2018 6:27 PM MDT 0
  • A lot depends on how good you are at saying "Crikey!"
    in What are your chances of surviving an alligator or crocodile attack? September 21, 2018 6:01 PM MDT 4
  • All covers of Dylan's material, for starters. Bob was arguably t...  moreAll covers of Dylan's material, for starters. Bob was arguably the greatest lyricist of all time, but couldn'tsing.Dr and the Medics did a great cover of Norman Greenbaum's Spirit In The Sky, without the feedback issues - to be fair, Greenbaum didn't have effects pedals.My favourite cover of all, however, is Icehouse's remake of Public Image Ltd's Disappointed, recorded for the stage musical Berlin.  
    in What’s your favorite song remake? September 21, 2018 4:31 PM MDT 3
  • TV news services are better in the public sector. The ABC in Aus...  moreTV news services are better in the public sector. The ABC in Australia is far more reliable than the commercial stations,  as is the BBC in the UK.  
    in Can you name something run better buy the public sector than the private sector or vice versa? September 21, 2018 4:18 PM MDT 4
  • Sf writer, active from the 1930s until his death in 1988. He tur...  moreSf writer, active from the 1930s until his death in 1988. He turned to writing after being invalidated from the US Navy in 1934 due to tuberculosis.  
    in What are you afraid of? September 21, 2018 4:15 PM MDT 0
  • The Jam's News Of The World is used as the theme for one of...  moreThe Jam's News Of The World is used as the theme for one of my fave TV shows, Mock The Week.  
    in What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated. September 21, 2018 4:03 PM MDT 0
  • Hillary was never President. Bill never mocked or denigrated vet...  moreHillary was never President. Bill never mocked or denigrated veterans, Trump has made a habit of it.https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/feb/29/donald-trump-disrespect-military-veterans-appalling-unprecedented  
    in False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy? September 21, 2018 3:46 PM MDT 0
  • FDR didn't technically have any military service (and it would h...  moreFDR didn't technically have any military service (and it would have been unreasonable to expect it of him, poliomyelitis rendered him 4F) but he did serve as attache to Josephus Daniels, Secretary of the Navy in World War I.  
    in False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy? September 21, 2018 3:43 PM MDT 0
  • "By the Hammurabi period he was associated with the god Jupiter"...  more"By the Hammurabi period he was associated with the god Jupiter". Hammurabi predates the Hellenic period by over a millennium, and the Romans "borrowed" their culture and pantheon from the Greeks. Jov Pater hadn't been invented yet, indeed the myth of Romulus and Remus was still a thousand years away.  
    in Did the city of Babylon disappear because the citizens talked too much? September 21, 2018 3:39 PM MDT 1
  • Cannibalism is gross - but a man who sells vegetables is grocer.
    in Since salt (NaCl) is an inorganic compound, how can it be an ingredient in organic food? September 21, 2018 3:33 PM MDT 3
  • Gimme a break. "Boy bands" per se are characterized by the fact ...  moreGimme a break. "Boy bands" per se are characterized by the fact that they are pretty singers who can't play instruments. The Ink Spots, Platters and Drifters all fit that description and all predate the lads from Liverpool - who did play their instruments (in an unorthodox fashion at times - like another leftie in Hendrix, left-handed Paul McCartney played a right-handed instrument upside-down) and wrote most of their own material.  
    in What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated. September 21, 2018 8:23 AM MDT 0
  • Name ONE POW Clinton mocked the way Trump did McCain. I'll wait.
    in False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy? September 21, 2018 8:13 AM MDT 1
  • Surfin' USA is Berry's Sweet Little Sixteen practicall...  moreSurfin' USA is Berry's Sweet Little Sixteen practically note for note - and Wilson didn't even try to acknowledge Chuck in the writing credit.  
    in What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated. September 21, 2018 8:01 AM MDT 0
  • Any "study" that even mentions the Beach Boys is immediately sus...  moreAny "study" that even mentions the Beach Boys is immediately suspect - classic plagiarists who stole all of their early stuff from Chuck Berry (the Beatles also covered Berry's material, but never claimed to have written it). Brian Wilson never did anything original until Pet Sounds. Neither did the Beatles "emerge" in 1964, they'd already been setting England alight for two years before heading across the Atlantic.  
    in What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated. September 21, 2018 6:29 AM MDT 2
  • Clinton didn't dishonor veterans.
    in False Advertising! To call someone "Commander-in-Chief" who avoided serving in the military purposefully doesn't deserve the title. Duzzy? September 21, 2018 6:21 AM MDT 1
  • Jimmy Page categorically stated that without the Beatles, Zeppel...  moreJimmy Page categorically stated that without the Beatles, Zeppelin wouldn't have happened. Mick Jagger said the Stones wouldn't have been as good - might have made it in the UK but wouldn't have had the balls to try across the pond. Roger Daltrey said that Sgt Pepper's was the concept album that led to Tommy and Quadrophenia.The Beatles weren't a rock band. They weren't a pop band. They weren't a folk or skiffle band, they were eclectic and you can't put their music in a box. They took rock and roll and scouse skiffle, shook them like a dog shakes a rat and produced a plethora of entirely new genres. Pop. Psychedelia. Heavy Metal (Helter Skelter and Revolution 1 are unquestionably metal songs, George built the fuzz box to produce the distort and overdrive effects in his garage, they didn't have pedals back then. Greenbaum tried to do something similar but never got it quite right, which is why his Spirit In The Sky has feedback issues throughout). Some of it didn't work, more of it ...    less
    in What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated. September 21, 2018 6:04 AM MDT 1
  • Balls, Babylon is more than FOUR THOUSAND MILES from Rome.Built ...  moreBalls, Babylon is more than FOUR THOUSAND MILES from Rome.Built up by Hammurabi in the 18th century BCE, it was destroyed by the invading Persian army under Cyrus in 539 BCE (Read Isaiah 40-55). Its ruins are approximately 60 miles southwest of present day Baghdad.  
    in Did the city of Babylon disappear because the citizens talked too much? September 21, 2018 4:50 AM MDT 1
  • Tissues - frequently toilet paper. Cheaper and softer than "faci...  moreTissues - frequently toilet paper. Cheaper and softer than "facial" tissues.  
    in What do you do with your nose snot? September 21, 2018 12:37 AM MDT 3
  • Chordate animals require it - it's the most common electrolyte i...  moreChordate animals require it - it's the most common electrolyte in the central nervous system. Iron II oxide is also an inorganic compound, it's the most common compound in your blood after water.  
    in Since salt (NaCl) is an inorganic compound, how can it be an ingredient in organic food? September 21, 2018 12:27 AM MDT 2
  • Marianne and Katharine, I can picture them in my mind as they'd ...  moreMarianne and Katharine, I can picture them in my mind as they'd be now, almost 28 years old. My living daughter is certain who her guardian angel is - her little sister Katie elbowed the original one aside and took over.  
    in What are you afraid of? September 21, 2018 12:24 AM MDT 3
  • https://darwinawards.com
    in How stupid was this guy? Another case of weeding out one of humanity's dimmer bulbs? September 21, 2018 12:15 AM MDT 4
  • Robert A Heinlein coined the term in Have Space Suit - Will...  moreRobert A Heinlein coined the term in Have Space Suit - Will Travel when Sarandon was still in diapers.  
    in What are you afraid of? September 20, 2018 10:25 PM MDT 1
  • Without the Beatles, there would have been no Stones, Zeppelin o...  moreWithout the Beatles, there would have been no Stones, Zeppelin or the Who, likewise no Pink Floyd or Jefferson Airplane. All acknowledged their debt to the Fab Four, they were the most influential artists in the history of recorded sound. You can't overrate a band like that.U2 are savagely overrated. They were tolerable, once upon a time.  
    in What bands and musical artists do you find the most overrated. September 20, 2018 9:41 PM MDT 3
  • Sorry for your loss. Our twins were stillborn, I never got to kn...  moreSorry for your loss. Our twins were stillborn, I never got to know them. Losing a child who you'd raised must be much worse.  
    in What are you afraid of? September 20, 2018 8:05 PM MDT 2
  • I know that, that's his standard reply. I beated him to it.
    in When you borrowed my car, you left this box in the trunk, so I'm returning it to you. By the way, what is that awful smell back there? Eww September 20, 2018 8:46 AM MDT 2
  • Icehouse three times. John Farnham twice (the first time was bef...  moreIcehouse three times. John Farnham twice (the first time was before my wife and I met. The second time I got front row seats for the two of us, my better half is a fan - I got her pregnant the night we went to that show together). The Wiggles twice - the first time was before they were famous, they were a slightly better than average Sydney pub band called The Cockroaches. The second time was after they'd reinvented themselves as a kids' band, I took my then four-year-old son to that one. Ian Moss once solo and once with Cold Chisel. Can't recall any others I've seen more than once.Singletons? His Name Is Legion:The HootersDire StraitsPseudo EchoMental As AnythingStatus QuoThe SweetThe Doobie BrosThe ChantooziesThe ChurchRose TattooThe AngelsLeo SayerUncanny X MenMondo RockMötley CrüeKISSSwaneePossibly a few others I've forgotten  less
    in Which band, musical artists or group have you seen the most in concert? September 20, 2018 8:31 AM MDT 2
    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 20, 2018 8:31 AM MDT
  • I beated him to it.
    in When you borrowed my car, you left this box in the trunk, so I'm returning it to you. By the way, what is that awful smell back there? Eww September 20, 2018 8:17 AM MDT 2
  • You let the sammiches SPOIL? Shame on you!
    in When you borrowed my car, you left this box in the trunk, so I'm returning it to you. By the way, what is that awful smell back there? Eww September 20, 2018 8:15 AM MDT 2
  • All three, though not at the same time. Bullied as a kid, that l...  moreAll three, though not at the same time. Bullied as a kid, that left me determined to learn how to fight. The robberies made me furious.  
    in Ever been violated in any way? Been assaulted, had your home broken into or your car stolen? How did it make you feel? For how long? September 20, 2018 8:12 AM MDT 1
  • The growth rate of his prize tildes.
    in Generally speaking, what types of things do you think Randy D calculates on a regular basis? September 20, 2018 8:06 AM MDT 1
  • https://tribune.com.pk/story/1745050/9-watch-indian-man-worships...  morehttps://tribune.com.pk/story/1745050/9-watch-indian-man-worships-donald-trump-god/  
    in Charismatic WACKADOODLES can get their true believers to believe anything. L. Ron Hubbard/Scientology. Any other examples? September 20, 2018 7:54 AM MDT 1
  • It's harder to fathom the idiots who elected him.
    in Can you fathom the sheer stupidity of Donald Trump the evil dictator? September 20, 2018 5:20 AM MDT 4
  • Nope, just a FIGJAM.(F**k I'm Good, Just Ask Me)
    in Have you ever been in a hell of a jam? September 20, 2018 5:17 AM MDT 2
  • in Did Chinese come from chai n' eats? September 20, 2018 5:13 AM MDT 1
  • Loneliness. I'm eremophobic.
    in What are you afraid of? September 20, 2018 5:10 AM MDT 3
  • Octavian (Augustus) had his people beliving he was a god.
    in Charismatic WACKADOODLES can get their true believers to believe anything. L. Ron Hubbard/Scientology. Any other examples? September 20, 2018 5:07 AM MDT 1
  • It's the EU who is beefing up copyright laws, not the UK. The UK...  moreIt's the EU who is beefing up copyright laws, not the UK. The UK is currently trying to LEAVE the EU and cocking it up completely.  
    in In recognition of the UK's ban on memes, care to share your favorite? September 20, 2018 4:54 AM MDT 0
  • Coffee, black and strong enough to stand up and fight me.
    in I am a plant-aholic.. what are you addicted to that's legal of fairly legal? I don't want anyone to get themselves in trouble here :P September 19, 2018 8:09 AM MDT 2
  • Not mine, but alcohol tends to suppress the superego, allowing t...  moreNot mine, but alcohol tends to suppress the superego, allowing the id to make bad choices - such as choosing to drive while drunk. One bad choice can really mess you up.I got stinkin' drunk more times than I like to admit before I learned to limit it. I'm still inclined to get a mild buzz now and then, but not paralytic.  
    in How long and how much do you have to booze it up to permanently damage/cripple your brain? Do you get "wasted" often? Know anyone who does? September 19, 2018 4:06 AM MDT 2
    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 19, 2018 4:06 AM MDT
  • Once ...
    in How long and how much do you have to booze it up to permanently damage/cripple your brain? Do you get "wasted" often? Know anyone who does? September 19, 2018 2:35 AM MDT 1
  • in In recognition of the UK's ban on memes, care to share your favorite? September 19, 2018 2:31 AM MDT 4
  • My fave yarn of his is The Chrysalids, set in a post-a...  moreMy fave yarn of his is The Chrysalids, set in a post-apocalyptic dystopia, supposedly following a global nuclear war although not specifically stated as such.  
    in What is the strangest substance that scientists know about? September 18, 2018 11:52 PM MDT 0
  • Unlikely, unless WQ's pubic hair is permanently moist. They're c...  moreUnlikely, unless WQ's pubic hair is permanently moist. They're called "water bears" for a reason. They can survive being dessicated, but that generally only happens when the water they live in evaporates, they won't seek a dry environment.It's more likely that a few are floating around on your corneas.  
    in What is the strangest substance that scientists know about? September 18, 2018 7:40 PM MDT 1
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