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The deal gave the West the perfect excuse to keep an eye on them... moreThe deal gave the West the perfect excuse to keep an eye on them, and the US was the only really important player. Now the Iranians are free to do as they please with no checks and balances, and no reason NOT to develop WMDs.
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No need to, I can read. You should try that sometime.
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In bits. Some landowners are dumb enough to let him. Most aren't.
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Is Iran a threat? Just barely. Was Iran a threat before Trump to... moreIs Iran a threat? Just barely. Was Iran a threat before Trump tore up the deal? Not at all.
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It was a notification. Don's is in this list below:I haven't fou... moreIt was a notification. Don's is in this list below:I haven't found yours again, but it was there too somewhere.
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Why, though? Didn't His Royal Orangeness triumphantly tweet that... moreWhy, though? Didn't His Royal Orangeness triumphantly tweet that America was withdrawing troops because IS was defeated?
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The fact that a demented megalomaniac manbaby has his tiny orang... moreThe fact that a demented megalomaniac manbaby has his tiny orange claws on the launch codes of the world's biggest nuclear arsenal means that EVERYBODY is an interested party. It frankly terrifies me.
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Actually it's not, nor will it ever be. Here's why:The governmen... moreActually it's not, nor will it ever be. Here's why:The government must acquire thousands of miles of privately owned land. Most of it won't be for sale, so eminent domain claims must be added to an already crowded court schedule. With the inevitable appeals it will take years before the first sod can be turned on any turf belonging to a holdout.Added to this, much of the terrain is very rugged, particularly along the Rio Grande. Engineering surveys haven't even been commissioned yet, never mind completed. Also there's no EIS - Republicans tend to ignore those, few of them can even spell 'environmental' and none can define it, but the study must still be carried out and the statement drawn up. His Royal Orangeness hasn't got the time. less
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Fosters is swill. We export it because the locals won't drink it... moreFosters is swill. We export it because the locals won't drink it.Cooper's Sparkling Ale or James Squire Four Wives Pilsener are my go-tos.
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I vomited. On two seperate occasions. That was enough for me.
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Dear God, please stop taking our legends. Give us back Bowie, Pr... moreDear God, please stop taking our legends. Give us back Bowie, Prince and Alan Rickman. You can take Trump and the Kardashians in exchange, nobody will miss them.
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Being present for the birth of our first child. I was a parent, ... moreBeing present for the birth of our first child. I was a parent, and filled with a need to do for somebody else, far more than I felt when I first got married. So tiny, so precious, so helpless, so utterly dependent - and I wanted to be depended upon.
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Real men don't read books about real men.
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Britain was running out of ammunition in the First World War. We... moreBritain was running out of ammunition in the First World War. Weizmann, a Jewish scientist, offered the War Office a cheaper way to produce the explosives it needed, provided that in the event of an Allied victory, the inevitable carve-up of the Ottoman Empire secured for his people a homeland in Transjordan, west of the river in the vicinity of the ancient Kingdom of Israel.The Allies accepted his offer - then reneged. As a result, many European Jews who would have relocated were slaughtered in the Holocaust two decades later. The State of Israel was thus founded immediately following WWII by an Alliance with blood on it's hands, almost as a guilt-ridden afterthought. less
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Jesus was a Jew. Israel is the Jewish homeland promised to Chaim... moreJesus was a Jew. Israel is the Jewish homeland promised to Chaim Weizmann in exchange for his formula for synthetic cordite. No getting away from those basic facts.
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Why walk? They can fly.
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More stupid his supporters for believing it.
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Did you try it properly or did you fall for the practical joke w... moreDid you try it properly or did you fall for the practical joke we skippies pull on Seppos? You're not supposed to slather it on as thick as the bread, we do that to foreigners because the faces they pull are hilarious.
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Lady Gaga is about to tour with the Goo Goo Dolls. The Goo Goo Gaga tour.
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I only use self-checkout if I have half a dozen items or less an... moreI only use self-checkout if I have half a dozen items or less and I'm in a hurry. The supermarket bosses have cut the numbers and hours of checkout operators regardless of whether customers use the self-serve or not.I prefer to shop at Aldi - cheaper and no self-checkout available.
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Mate, level with me. Have you actually tried it?
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The DNC has learned nothing at all. They lost in 2016 primarily ... moreThe DNC has learned nothing at all. They lost in 2016 primarily due to nominating a deeply unlikeable candidate. A bland beige candidate is worse if anything, the GOP learned that in 1964 when Goldwater got steamrolled. Biden doesn't inspire anybody, doesn't stand for anything. Quit dredging the retirement home for has-beens and go with youth. AOC doesn't qualify yet but Tammy Duckworth would be perfect. Or even Buttigieg.
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They may take our tildes, but they will never take our PILCROWS!
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31 of his inner circle, closely involved with Trump's 2016 campa... more31 of his inner circle, closely involved with Trump's 2016 campaign, have been indicted and some already convicted. What do you want, blood?
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I've punned back at a few of yours over the years. Not many, you... moreI've punned back at a few of yours over the years. Not many, you rarely leave yourself open.
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"THE NERD SHOW"No.
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She's waiting for the filling to arrive from Australia ...
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An empire is ruled by an emperor.A kingdom is ruled by a king.I ... moreAn empire is ruled by an emperor.A kingdom is ruled by a king.I think Trump's America is a country ...
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Rap is [email protected], get the news foolIt got no tune and that ain't cool... moreRap is [email protected], get the news foolIt got no tune and that ain't coolWhite fellas tryin' to be n****rs are a jokeThat dude ain't gangsta, just a limp d**k bloke So learn to play an instrument or shut the f**k upOr yo' be beggin' fo' change an' gettin' nothin' in yo' cup.Word.** drops mic **
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My default mode is smarta$$. If I can't turn something into a re... moreMy default mode is smarta$$. If I can't turn something into a really painful pun, then I get serious. Sometimes.
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We do and wilco. Mother's Day concided with her birthday this ye... moreWe do and wilco. Mother's Day concided with her birthday this year, so we went up to her parents' place.
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The irony is that he started that rumour himself. McFerrin is al... moreThe irony is that he started that rumour himself. McFerrin is alive and well, just retired.
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If you call movies "art", just two.
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Do you remember the 80s? Big hair was mandatory - at least at th... moreDo you remember the 80s? Big hair was mandatory - at least at the back. Even I wore a streaked mullet.
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You tell me.A man is stuck in a traffic jam in downtown DC. Noth... moreYou tell me.A man is stuck in a traffic jam in downtown DC. Nothing us moving, gridlocked for miles. He sees a pedestrian going from car to car, speaking to drivers, so he rolls down the window and beckons him over."Know what's going on, buddy?""Yeah - some terrorists have kidnapped the President and Vice President, and they're threatening to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire unless they get ten million dollars! I'm taking up a collection.""How much are most people donating?""About half a gallon." less
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Right now you kinda do. The rumbles started with Reagan - it see... moreRight now you kinda do. The rumbles started with Reagan - it seems that at least half of America would rather be entertained than competently led. Trump is a helluva showman, it's what he does. It would be amusing if it wasn't so scary - the fact that a demented megalomaniac manbaby has his tiny orange claws on the launch codes frankly terrifies me.
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I prefer beer.
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None - except that I am legally required not to disclose any of ... moreNone - except that I am legally required not to disclose any of the classified I handled as a civilian employee of the Air Force.
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VW Beetles do.
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Chronologically I'm first, alphabetically I'm last.
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Shaun. Zombies smell like rotting meat.
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Beat me to it by seconds.
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rediculous ridiculous
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Even if it's a Vegemite sandwich?
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I was wearing a blond-streaked mullet at the time too. He doesn'... moreI was wearing a blond-streaked mullet at the time too. He doesn't have it any more.
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We're coming into winter down here.Dreary and miserable, gloomy ... moreWe're coming into winter down here.Dreary and miserable, gloomy and glum Cold as the hair on a polar bear's bum.
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That they love their "Uncle Dad".
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