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  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to The convicted felon is now calling for a national day of police brutality. What does it take for ppl to realize he is NOT FIT FOR OFFICE?:
    He's calling for VIOLENT policing. Think George Floyd, Rodney King or Treyvon Martin. That is NOT part of a police officer's job. The convicted felon is deliberately using inflammatory language.
    • Tue at 9:50 PM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    The convicted felon is now calling for a national day of police brutality. What does it take for ppl to realize he is NOT FIT FOR OFFICE?
    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/29/trump-violent-day-policing-crime-00181619
    • Tue at 3:00 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Why do Republican leaders like being so weird?
    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/TuGN5nQLLFj2jjwk/?mibextid=xfxF2i
    • Mon at 8:45 AM
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to In your opinion, what is a food that should never be boiled? ~:
    Christmas plum pudding is always boiled or steamed. To serve, pour brandy over it and set it on fire.
    • September 29
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to In your opinion, what is a food that should never be boiled? ~:
    Ice cream
    • September 29
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Should he file for domestic neglect, or for domestic abuse, or both?:
    "I'm not here for your entertainment It's just you and your hand tonight"
    • September 29
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Is this little sandwich-minx trying to come onto me? I haven’t even ordered anything yet!:
    Of course, the Vegemite and avocado is completely undetectable UNTIL you take a bite ...
    • September 29
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to You’re not really all THAT sweet and innocent, are you? Tell me it's just an act.:
    Innocent as a rose If you're talking about the Vegemite, it wasn't me you can't prove it nobody saw me.
    • September 29
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why can't the media just refer to a terrorist as a terrorist? :
    Like Wayne LaPierre?
    • September 28
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What’s the worst sandwich-related thing that has ever happened to you?:
    PB. Bleuuurgh.
    • September 28
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How do you deal with tailgaters when you're driving?:
    Turn the parking light on for half a second. If that doesn't work, I take my foot off the gas pedal and coast. I haven't coasted quite to a stop yet, but it could happen. I'M driving my car, I'm not letting some impatient a$$hat behind me drive it for me.
    • September 28
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Who would win in a butt-kicking contest; WWE women or RuPaul's 'girls'?:
    Depends on which WWE women. Most are actor/gymnasts (professional wrestling is a sport but not a competitive one). They do have to be strong and fit, which a drag queen needn't be. Ronda Rousey was an actual fighter and would wipe the floor with any three...  moreDepends on which WWE women. Most are actor/gymnasts (professional wrestling is a sport but not a competitive one). They do have to be strong and fit, which a drag queen needn't be. Ronda Rousey was an actual fighter and would wipe the floor with any three of RuPaul's girls at once - I'm an ex-fighter but I wouldn't like to take her one on one.A strong, fit XX is more than capable of taking out a less trained, soft XY.  
    • September 28
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to He (from the other room): "Honey, we’ll be late for the party if you don't hurry up! What’s taking you so long to get ready?”:
    "I'm just putting my face on"
    • September 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Did you hear the good news about America's National Debt? :
    The governments of the world, the US included, own zero crypto and would very much like it to go away. It's extremely useful in black market transactions, but none of the US government's creditors would accept it.
    • September 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Free Covid home tests can now be ordered - https://special.usps.com/testkits:
    We've had those in Australia for years. But they're only free for concession holders, and there's a limit to how many you get.
    • September 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Entrapment! Any truth to the rumor you’re part of the conspiracy to lure Randy D away from sandwiches?:
    You do realise that unions are responsible for the 8-hour working day, overtime pay, livable wages, no child labour etc? Sweatshops exist where unions don't.
    • September 26
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to A deranged woman is accusing me of hiding a tilde! Which of you will speak in my defense?:
    That's the vault where you hide the tildes! DUH!
    • September 25
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Entrapment! Any truth to the rumor you’re part of the conspiracy to lure Randy D away from sandwiches?:
    Don't do it. Once he gets you in that sammich dungeon, you're done for. You get chained to it and piped sunlight on alternate 29ths of February.
    • September 25
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Entrapment! Any truth to the rumor you’re part of the conspiracy to lure Randy D away from sandwiches?:
    It's obviously not me or those cookies would have Vegemite in them.
    • September 25
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Turkey says it will send troops if Israel invades Lebanon. Turkey is a member of NATO..so what does that mean for US and other NATO members?:
    Unlike Gaza and the West Bank, Lebanon is a SOVEREIGN STATE. If Israel invades, that's an act of war and NATO would be justified in sanctions against its problem child. They're behaving like North Korea at the moment.
    • September 25
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Got a musical artist or song with the words “Sniff” and or “Tears” in it?:
    I can't hide the tears but I don't care Now, laughing friends deride tears I cannot hide
    • September 25
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Should UN workers who PARTICIPATED in the Oct 7th attack on Israel keep their immunity as UN workers? :
    Your first statement is pure balderdash. The Israeli armed forces are under the command of the President in much the same way that the POTUS is Commander-in-Chief of America's. If Netanyahu didn't directly order the attack on Gaza he was undoubtedly aware...  moreYour first statement is pure balderdash. The Israeli armed forces are under the command of the President in much the same way that the POTUS is Commander-in-Chief of America's. If Netanyahu didn't directly order the attack on Gaza he was undoubtedly aware of it and has repeatedly refused to withdraw.Personally I believe that the Palestinians should be pushed into Egypt,  the Israelis back into Israel proper and the entire area plastered with food grade gelatine (made from rendered pig fat) so neither Jew nor Muslim can live there.  less
    • September 22
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Should UN workers who PARTICIPATED in the Oct 7th attack on Israel be given immunity? :
    Neither Hamas nor Netanyahu want peace, in fact they avoid it at all costs. Both rely on fear-mongering for their political survival.
    • September 22
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Have you seen this Trump hating cat?:
    Cats don't see the way we do. Probably got fed up with the phone being stuck in its face repeatedly.
    • September 22
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Should UN workers who PARTICIPATED in the Oct 7th attack on Israel be given immunity? :
    No and they won't be. 9 of the 12 have been fired by UNRWA, the other 3 are confirmed dead.That said, Israel's response to the attack has been completely disproportionate and DOES include war crimes including genocide. You'd think that Israel of all natio...  moreNo and they won't be. 9 of the 12 have been fired by UNRWA, the other 3 are confirmed dead.That said, Israel's response to the attack has been completely disproportionate and DOES include war crimes including genocide. You'd think that Israel of all nations on the planet would be leery of that one given that the state owes it's very existence to genocide perpetrated against them.The war is fratricidal, goes back to Abraham and the side of the angels is not self-evident. Sarah treated Hagar and her son abhominably and the Ishmaelites, rightly or wrongly, feel cheated of their birthright given that Ishmael was the ELDER son of Abraham.  less
    • September 22
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Is AJ cooked now?
    Joshua was unbackable favourite to win in Riyadh, but Dubois humiliated him. It was embarrassing. The much talked about fight with Usyk is probably off now, the Ukrainian has nothing to prove beating up on a has-been.
    • September 21
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Aftertaste occurs when we eat or drink certain things. Thinking broadly, what might be described as “beforetaste”?:
    The scent of freshly roasted coffee.
    • September 21
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Do you think any women go into salons or beauty parlors and specifically request the “Karen” look?:
    Obviously some do, although I doubt they call it that.
    • September 21
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What would be your Last Straw song to Trump ripping off a musical artist? :
    Anything by P!nk. She's made her political position quite clear, aiming Dear Mr President at Dubya, and What About Us? at His Royal Orangeness.
    • September 21
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are some of your favorite songs that include any variation of the word “go” in their titles?:
    Now for a little culture.  Antonin Dvořák was pining for his native Bohemia when he penned the New World Symphony, and this choral rendition of the Largo movement captures the plaintive homesickness beautifully - makes tears.
    • September 21
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Have you ever noticed how old people your age look these days?:
    The Celts iriginated in the Caucusus mountains before moving westward, so there's Celtic influence in Russia and Poland as well. Not so much in Austria, they're Hun.
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Have you ever noticed how old people your age look these days?:
    "Face like the map of Ireland" - Celtic genes, I look like my mother in male (the native Australian is on my father's side and doesn't show). She didn't look her age either until right at the end, ravaged by cancer. Both of my grandfathers died with a ful...  more"Face like the map of Ireland" - Celtic genes, I look like my mother in male (the native Australian is on my father's side and doesn't show). She didn't look her age either until right at the end, ravaged by cancer. Both of my grandfathers died with a full head of hair, so that's also a factor (my 30yo son takes after his maternal grandfather, my father-in-law was bald when I met my wife and Tim is going that way).My better half also has the Celtic (round) face, inherited from her Welsh mother.  
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why would a politican vote against deporting illegals who are convicted.of sexual assault or domestic violenct?:
    Okay, I've read it. It duplicates existing law, which is why they opposed it - it's unnecessary and is being used to demonize immigrants. The lack of a waiver clause is cause for concern. My son-in-law was convicted of DV because he grabbed his ex-partner...  moreOkay, I've read it. It duplicates existing law, which is why they opposed it - it's unnecessary and is being used to demonize immigrants. The lack of a waiver clause is cause for concern. My son-in-law was convicted of DV because he grabbed his ex-partner's arms, bruising her wrists - to stop her from continuing to lay into him, she'd broken his nose and knocked a tooth out. Everything depends, there can be extenuating circumstances.  
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Have you ever noticed how old people your age look these days?:
    Ditto, but even though I look a little younger than I am, I still look older than I feel I should. My better half looks younger than I do which is unfair because she's actually a year older. I'm a worrier, she's not. I SOUND a lot younger, I have customer...  moreDitto, but even though I look a little younger than I am, I still look older than I feel I should. My better half looks younger than I do which is unfair because she's actually a year older. I'm a worrier, she's not. I SOUND a lot younger, I have customers constantly telling me I don't sound old enough to be a grandfather (of three plus one step). I'm told I have a good voice for radio, I reply that I also have a good FACE for radio.That said, I feel every second of my 55 years.  
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast started a discussion:
    Have you ever noticed how old people your age look these days?
    The mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Krispies because every time I move I go snap, crackle and pop.I'm not even a Bo...  moreThe mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Krispies because every time I move I go snap, crackle and pop.I'm not even a Boomer, I'm Gen X!  
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Whats a good song for a beautiful morning? :
    Believe it or not, Alice nicked that one from Rolf Harris. I prefer Yusuf in this instance
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Where have all the people gone?:
    Long time passing ...
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Why would a politican vote against deporting illegals who are convicted.of sexual assault or domestic violenct?:
    What Thrifty said. Are you being deliberately vague to cloud the issue?
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What color are your local police cars?:
    They used to be white and most of them still are, but the Highway Patrol are also known as "Candy Cops" because they use brightly coloured vehicles of all hues.
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Have you ever been sent home for the day because you were being absurd?:
    On the contrary, absurdity is the basis of a lot of my humour and is one reason why I'm good at my job. It's hard to kvetch about your bill when you're laughing.
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Can you please post a non- political story that you find interesting or funny or uplifting.?:
    Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yarrrr!
    • September 20
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How do ground, wild animals survive in a drought?:
    We had a koala wander into our front yard during a heat wave, disoriented and dehydrated. As a general rule, koalas obtain sufficient moisture from the leaves they spend most of their time eating, but this fellow was very distressed - so I filled the dog'...  moreWe had a koala wander into our front yard during a heat wave, disoriented and dehydrated. As a general rule, koalas obtain sufficient moisture from the leaves they spend most of their time eating, but this fellow was very distressed - so I filled the dog's water dish and set it at the foot of a nearby manna gum tree, one of the specific species that they live on. He took a drink and climbed the tree. We heard him grunting his mating call that night, so he'd obviously recovered.  
    • September 19
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How do ground, wild animals survive in a drought?:
    Confused me too - is she ruling out land based animals that are arboreal, like koalas and possums?
    • September 18
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to If the bone spurs thingy hadn’t worked would Trump of pulled a Klinger? :
    Walz was three years past retirement and put in for it before his unit was deployed. Military personnel can't just quit, he put in for retirement more than a month before anybody knew that the unit was going anywhere. Had he been required to deploy, they ...  moreWalz was three years past retirement and put in for it before his unit was deployed. Military personnel can't just quit, he put in for retirement more than a month before anybody knew that the unit was going anywhere. Had he been required to deploy, they would have refused his retirement. At least he did serve, 23 years. Trump punked out.  
    • September 18
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to How do ground, wild animals survive in a drought?:
    Some animals are adapted to drought. Those that aren't, die.
    • September 18
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Can 101 former Republican lawmakers and officials be wrong?:
    They can be, but this time they're not. They have recognized what Blind Freddy should be able to see - that His Royal Orangeness isn't fit to be a President's bootlace.
    • September 18
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Where do you keep your home keys when you cavort around without a car?:
    Same pocket, just on a different key tag. It's not a good idea to hang too much weight on the ignition switch of the car either, so that one is on its own.
    • September 18
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What might you say instead of "you're welcome "? (Just you, not a list of possibilities. ):
    "No worries" isn't a 'Lennial thing, it's as Australian as Vegemite.  Often with a curse word in the middle of it and Spoonerized, eg "no wuckin' forries".
    • September 18
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to Will this be the next song Trump plays at his rallies? :
    Denis Leary - I'm An A$$hole
    • September 17
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast replied to What are three (or more) different fruit juices you like mixed together in one drink?:
    Apple, strawberry, kiwifruit
    • September 17
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  • The convicted felon is now calling for a national day of police brutality. What does it take for ppl to realize he is NOT FIT FOR OFFICE?

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/29/trump-violent-day-polic...  morehttps://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/29/trump-violent-day-policing-crime-00181619  
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  • Why do Republican leaders like being so weird?

    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/TuGN5nQLLFj2jjwk/?mibextid=xfxF2i
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  • Is AJ cooked now?

    Joshua was unbackable favourite to win in Riyadh, but Dubois hum...  moreJoshua was unbackable favourite to win in Riyadh, but Dubois humiliated him. It was embarrassing. The much talked about fight with Usyk is probably off now, the Ukrainian has nothing to prove beating up on a has-been.  
    Last post by Element 99 - September 22
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  • Have you ever noticed how old people your age look these days?

    The mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain th...  moreThe mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Krispies because every time I move I go snap, crackle and pop.I'm not even a Boomer, I'm Gen X!  
    Last post by Spunky - September 21
    254 views 3 likes
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  • Joe Biden dropped out after a poor debate. Will Trump after Kamala completely PWNED him?

    Last post by my2cents - September 14
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  • Is the flag of Zamunda flying at half mast in honour of the king?

    King Jaffe Joffer is dead. Long live King Akeem.
    Last post by Spunky - September 11
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  • If Florence Nightingale had pioneered nursing on the Arabian peninsula instead of Crimea, would she be known as Florence of Arabia?

    Last post by Slartibartfast - September 8
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  • How long will it take to get used to not living next door to Alice?

    Last post by my2cents - September 3
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  • How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

    Last post by Danilo_G - September 4
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  • 80s songs that are for dogs?

    Humorous answers like Fade to Greyhound by Visage or Puppy Don't...  moreHumorous answers like Fade to Greyhound by Visage or Puppy Don't Preach by Madogga are encouraged, but I won't disqualify serious answers like You Can Call Me Al by Paul simon either: "Bonedigger, bonedigger, dogs in the moonlight Far away my well lit doorMister Beerbelly, Beerbelly, get these mutts away from meI don't find this stuff amusing any more"  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - September 2
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  • If a poison is past its expiry date, is it more or less poisonous?

    Last post by Durdle - August 28
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  • Which letter in "scent" is silent, the s or the c?

    Last post by Natasha Saphique - September 7
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  • Do twins ever realize that at least one of them is unplanned?

    Last post by Natasha Saphique - September 7
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  • Is the debate between the VP candidates, if it happens, going to be more interesting than the one between Trump and Harris?

    In the blue corner, a guy who made tampons free for students. In...  moreIn the blue corner, a guy who made tampons free for students. In the red corner, a dude who f**ked a couch.  
    Last post by Spunky - August 12
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  • Is "The Blankets" a good name for a covers band?

    I'll see myself out now
    Last post by Danilo_G - July 24
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  • Is His Royal Orangeness quietly filling his diaper right now?

    Last post by my2cents - July 27
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  • Is the single star on the State flag of Texas a Yelp review?

    Last post by Spunky - June 29
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  • Are you familiar with this Australian phenomenon?

    Bluey has more fans than Australia has people, most of them Amer...  moreBluey has more fans than Australia has people, most of them American - and the parents are even more tuned in than their children due to the relatable parenting displayed by Bandit and Chilli Heeler.  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - July 3
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  • Have you been paying attention to the current Cricket T20 World Cup currently under way in the Caribbean and USA?

    Top level cricket being played in America. Wonders will never ce...  moreTop level cricket being played in America. Wonders will never cease, even if it's the T20 which is about short term entertainment with a lot of the strategy taken out of it.Even more amazingly, the USA BEAT Pakistan - a full ICC member where cricket is the national sport. If USA beats Ireland (or the game is rained out), they go through to the next stage (Super 8) and may even play Australia for the first time ever.  
    Last post by Element 99 - June 15
    278 views 1 like
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  • Some delusional Trumpicans are trying to compare His Royal Orangeness with Jesus Christ. Does that mean we get to crucify him?

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - June 3
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  • Oh no. Not again.

    Last post by Spunky - May 30
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  • Are you STILL planning to vote for Herr Citrusgruber?

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/politics/trump-unified-reich-vide...  morehttps://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/politics/trump-unified-reich-video/index.htmlYou can't make this stuff up. The last politician who called for "Eins Volk, Eins Reich, Eins Führer" was Adolf. Trump is now an existential threat to democracy - he's not kidding any more.  
    Last post by my2cents - July 29
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  • One for Welby: Is anyone ever to blame?

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - August 2
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  • "A candidate under federal investigation has no right to be running."

    "Further,  it would be virtually impossible for a president...  more"Further,  it would be virtually impossible for a president under indictment to govern."- D J Trump, Sr, November 2016.Anyone hear the crickets?  
    Last post by Spunky - April 18
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  • Think Biden is the only candidate with dementia? Think again.

    I'm not qualified to diagnose that. Dr John Gartner is.https://t...  moreI'm not qualified to diagnose that. Dr John Gartner is.https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/john-gartner-trump-cognitive-decline  
    Last post by Jane S - April 12
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  • Is there a song or songs that make you cry?

    Movies don't get to me, even Red Dog didn't quite make tears.Son...  moreMovies don't get to me, even Red Dog didn't quite make tears.Songs can, these ones get me in the feels every time and I bawl like a baby - and I don't even like Ed Sheeran.This one never used to, until I played it at my mother's funeral. I miss her.  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - March 7
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  • Excuse me, I ordered a dozen bees but you've delivered thirteen.

    Completion of the pun is an exercise for the student.
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - March 4
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  • How many 36-year-olds need a pacifier?

    That's how old she is.
    Last post by Element 99 - February 24
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  • Are there any gnarly, tubular, groovy or completely far out expressions that you used to use to the max and don't any more?

    Last post by my2cents - February 16
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  • If Raymond Burr had had a son called Timothy, would that son have been a lumberjack?

    Everywhere he went, he'd hear "Tim Burr!"
    Last post by Slartibartfast - November 5, 2023
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  • Who invented glitter and are they burning in Hell right now?

    The stuff is like herpes. Once it gets on something, you can NOT...  moreThe stuff is like herpes. Once it gets on something, you can NOT get rid of it.  
    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - November 26, 2023
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  • 'Twas the night before Christmas

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - October 8, 2023
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  • Is it true that His Holiness, Pope Francis, is very fond of cats?

    Somebody told me that he's almost obsessed by them, describing h...  moreSomebody told me that he's almost obsessed by them, describing him as a Cataholic ...  
    Last post by Spunky - October 2, 2023
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  • Are dolphins jerks due to instinct, or do they do it on porpoise?

    https://panamajack.com/blogs/under-the-sea/7-reasons-dolphins-ar...  morehttps://panamajack.com/blogs/under-the-sea/7-reasons-dolphins-are-kind-of-jerks  
    Last post by Stu Spelling Bee - September 30, 2023
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  • Which legendary band (or bands) gig would you attend if they got back together (if possible)?

    I'd like to see Elvis Costello double billed with ABBA, and The ...  moreI'd like to see Elvis Costello double billed with ABBA, and The Who opening.ABBA and Costello, and The Who is on first.  
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  • Does Derek and the Dominoes count as a one hit wonder?

    Clapton has dozens of hits, both with Cream and as a solo artist...  moreClapton has dozens of hits, both with Cream and as a solo artist, but "Layla" was the only single released by that particular lineup.  
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  • Why is His Royal Orangeness not in prison already?

    Almost everybody else actually found guilty of sexual assault fi...  moreAlmost everybody else actually found guilty of sexual assault finds himself making little rocks out of big ones, at least for a short stretch.  
    Last post by Jane S - July 31, 2023
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  • Who do you think will win the Women's football (soccer) World Cup?

    The FIFA Women's World Cup is currently under way in Australia a...  moreThe FIFA Women's World Cup is currently under way in Australia and New Zealand.Y'all  are probably rooting for the Stars and Stripes, and obviously I'm cheering for our Matildas, but who do you think will actually win it? Personally my money would be on the DFB-Frauen (Germany) were I a betting man.  
    Last post by my2cents - July 29, 2023
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  • Do you think you have a good voice for radio?

    Several clients have told me I have a good voice for radio. I te...  moreSeveral clients have told me I have a good voice for radio. I tell them I have a good FACE for radio, lol.  
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  • Kelly. Russell. Jackson. Jefferson. what are some other surnames that are commonly used as given names?

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  • Should I order a chicken and an egg from Amazon? That way I'll know for sure!

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    274 views 4 likes
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  • Stewart Rhodes jailed for 18 years for sedition. How does this affect His Royal Orangeness?

    Surely this scuttles his campaign? Even if he manages to weasel ...  moreSurely this scuttles his campaign? Even if he manages to weasel his way out of being convicted himself for Jan 6, calling the Oath Keepers "good people" is undeniably offering comfort - so he's constitutionally ineligible to hold office! Or am I misreading Section III of the Fourteenth Amendment?  
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  • Why is there a d in fridge but not in refrigerator?

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  • Could AM start a folk group, or would politics kill it?

    The one on the right was Slartibartfast, and the one in the midd...  moreThe one on the right was Slartibartfast, and the one in the middle was my2cents, and the one on the left was StuB, and the guy in the rear ...Probably Element99 but he's Jewish, not a Methodist.  
    Last post by Nanoose - April 25, 2023
    270 views 2 likes
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  • When a man in his nineties marries a woman in her sixties, is he actually gaining a wife or indenturing a nurse?

    Rupert is 92, Ann is 66.
    Last post by my2cents - March 23, 2023
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  • Just HOW FAR would our resident sammich aficionado go?

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  • Is Peter Pan always flying because he Neverlands? (This one never gets old)

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  • If you dropped your toothpaste, would you be Crestfallen?

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  • Are door-to-door salesmen in Mexico known as ratatatadors?

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  • Does this Android make my app look fat?

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