Oh - well how about if I use a little bit of Johnny Carson type of humor on the crowd at the parade.EXAMPLE: Me to crowd - Donald Trump is so old that....... Crowd - How old is he? Me to crowd - Donald Trump is so old that when Russia... moreOh - well how about if I use a little bit of Johnny Carson type of humor on the crowd at the parade.EXAMPLE: Me to crowd - Donald Trump is so old that....... Crowd - How old is he? Me to crowd - Donald Trump is so old that when Russia made an incriminating video about him they used a VHS tape.Cheers!
I'm there - I'll be the guy that's telling jokes to the crowd and wearing a Toque with a small orange mushroom shaped nob on top of it. I just made up my first joke so I thought I would test it out. Cheers!Question: How big is Trumps evil Sorce... moreI'm there - I'll be the guy that's telling jokes to the crowd and wearing a Toque with a small orange mushroom shaped nob on top of it. I just made up my first joke so I thought I would test it out. Cheers!Question: How big is Trumps evil Sorceress's wand?Answer: I don't know but I heard it was shaped like a Toad Stool.
Maybe after that red Tesla Roadster re enters earths atmosphere and does donuts and Tokyo drifts around all the gas guzzling cars - everybody will want a Tesla after they see something like that. Cheers!
I think they mind very much because they know that soon they might need every penny they can get. China is building new Aircraft carriers and Russia has new high speed tanks. They also probably have a good idea on how much weapon grade Uran... moreI think they mind very much because they know that soon they might need every penny they can get. China is building new Aircraft carriers and Russia has new high speed tanks. They also probably have a good idea on how much weapon grade Uranium North Korea has stockpiled and they know ISIS isn't defeated. Cheers!
Can you imagine Trump playing Monopoly? He probably keeps 10 get out of jail free cards up one sleeve and 10 you won a beauty contest cards up his other sleeve. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think they should use the money to repair some of the damages drugs did - like put money into rehab centers or create programs that will keep kids away from gang activities. Cheers and happy weekend!
You mean like the Astral plane or Astral projection - I used to know a Hereditary Chief that was into that - it blew my mind seeing what he could do. Cheers and happy weekend!
No the ones with cannabis butter and cannabis flour - my wife doesn't make weed brownies with one of those Betty Crocker mixes she makes them from scratch that's what makes them special . Cheers!
Not sure but I heard that immigrants now have these really really fast cars that are way faster then law enforcement cars - back in the 60's they only had 40cc micro buses. Of coarse back then they had a chance of becoming a leagle immigrant no... moreNot sure but I heard that immigrants now have these really really fast cars that are way faster then law enforcement cars - back in the 60's they only had 40cc micro buses. Of coarse back then they had a chance of becoming a leagle immigrant now they don't so I pity them Cheers!
Well if they are Russian agents or they are working for Russia I don't think they will be given the privilege of being asked to testify. Instead they would be arrested by the military and placed in a military jail until their home and computers were searc... moreWell if they are Russian agents or they are working for Russia I don't think they will be given the privilege of being asked to testify. Instead they would be arrested by the military and placed in a military jail until their home and computers were searched and all of their contacts were rounded up. Then they would be appointed a military lawyer and be tried in a military court. Cheers!
Mr. Belding because when I see kids or buddies arguing or acting crazy I usually say - hey hey hey what's going on here - like Mr. Belding did. Cheers!
If there was 100% poof that Trump stole the election is it possible that they would hand the position over to Hillary? I think it would be the fairest and safest thing to do because Trump chose Pence and you don't know what kind of deal they might of had.... moreIf there was 100% poof that Trump stole the election is it possible that they would hand the position over to Hillary? I think it would be the fairest and safest thing to do because Trump chose Pence and you don't know what kind of deal they might of had. Cheers!
Then he started talking about dogs and how un like other presidents he was too busy to have a dog. Then someone shouted out - ya Obama had a dog and Trump got that smerkey smerk look on his face probably figuring - ya there lapping it up. Cheers!
I just read an article about Matt Gertz and how he figures Donald Trumps tweets and policy's are influenced by Fox news. Then I started thinking that maybe there are people at Fox that could be under Putin's thumb and Putin uses those people to sway Trump... moreI just read an article about Matt Gertz and how he figures Donald Trumps tweets and policy's are influenced by Fox news. Then I started thinking that maybe there are people at Fox that could be under Putin's thumb and Putin uses those people to sway Trump. Then I started thinking that if it's so Mueller knows about it and we will hear all about it soon. Cheers!
Not even one with a picture of a train that says - I Choo Choo Choose you? Our Granddaughter just got done doing the Valentine day thing with the kids in her daycare - she was pretty happy. Cheers!
I just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's extra special because were snowed in and our son (her father) braved the snow to make sure we got it on time. Cheers and have a happy Valentine day tomorrow!
Well in the 12th century the stalker would go to the market and shout out - Marco then if their ex was there they would shout out Polo and the stalker would know they were there. Cheers!
I just seen a hilarious video of Trumps El Paso rally - its sung to the tune of Marty Robbins song Town Of El Paso and I thought I would share. Cheers! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trumps+raly+in+el+paso+by+marty+robbns&view=... moreI just seen a hilarious video of Trumps El Paso rally - its sung to the tune of Marty Robbins song Town Of El Paso and I thought I would share. Cheers! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trumps+raly+in+el+paso+by+marty+robbns&view=detail&mid=3D10F0F5AB34AAC1DA383D10F0F5AB34AAC1DA38&FORM=VIRE
Right now China is building 4 new Aircraft carries - the newest US Aircraft carrier is 2 years behind schedule so as far as far as ruling the sea goes the US is dangerously close to falling behind. Cheers!
Well I think Trump will be in for a surprise if he thinks Pence will pardon him. Pence's wife doesn't like Trump - Pence calls his wife mother and little boys always listen to their mommies so if she tells Pence not to pardon Trump he won't. Cheers!
When I was a kid we sung a song about the teacher hitting us with a ruler and hiding behind the door with a loaded 44 - that was a pretty anger and hatful song. Cheers!
In the 1960's there was a little lumber mill in Nanoose Bay that produced more lumber then any other mill in North America. I think that's pretty impressive because there were some big mills in North America at the time and the little Nanoose Bay mil... moreIn the 1960's there was a little lumber mill in Nanoose Bay that produced more lumber then any other mill in North America. I think that's pretty impressive because there were some big mills in North America at the time and the little Nanoose Bay mill was putting out more lumber then any of them. They saved part of it as a heritage site. Cheers!
I just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's e... moreI just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's extra special because were snowed in and our son (her father) braved the snow to make sure we got it on time. Cheers and have a happy Valentine day tomorrow!
I think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the ch... moreI think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the character is a disembodied head wearing a Zoro masks that floats around the Guilt Free Zone while chanting - trouble trouble trouble. Then it possesses the staff of the Guilt Free Zone ( a bar) in humorous ways. I like the Guilt Free Zone because it can be pretty funny plus they have a rocking house band - it's on the APTN network. Cheers!
I haven't but I'd really like to - there is a dentist clin... moreI haven't but I'd really like to - there is a dentist clinic in my area that uses a 3D printer to make false teeth so I'm going to check it out soon. Cheers and happy weekend!
I should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy.... moreI should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy.. I missed the last one so I am hoping I get to see this one. Cheers!
I have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member h... moreI have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member has. It teaches you how to hunt moose in Northern Ontario. It tells you how to make a funnel horn out of bark to call moose then the guy makes moose calls. It also explains how to use the funnel to attract moose during the Rut season by using the funnel to imitate the sound of a moose urinating in the water. Half the record is of the guy making the moose calls and rut sounds so I find it hilarious. Cheers!
My dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs W... moreMy dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs Way Home. Cheers!
This morning Trump made a tweet about the farm bill he will be s... moreThis morning Trump made a tweet about the farm bill he will be signing and he included a clip from a old Apprentice episode. In the clip Trump and one of the Apprentices are dressed up like the characters from Green Acers and they are singing the theme song. Trumps version is very similar to the original except when the lady sings her part instead of saying - New York is were I'd rather be - she says - Trump Tower is were I'd rather be. I think it's a conflict of interest because he is advertising his tower. Cheers and happy 3 sleeps till Christmas! less
Yesterday I was watching a show about Artic hares. The guy said&... moreYesterday I was watching a show about Artic hares. The guy said once he was taking photos of one that was eating the carcass of another animal - I found that interesting because I always thought rabbits were vegetarians. He also said that when the hare heard the camera shutter close it charge at him - I found that interesting because I always thought rabbits were timid. Then the guy said that after the hare got up to speed it started running at him on it's hind legs - the hare was about 4 feet tall when it was standing and it had blood all over it's face (from eating the carcass). It would probably be brown trouser time for me if a 4 foot rabbit with blood on it's face charged at me running on it's hind legs. Cheers and happy weekend! less
This morning the wife and I became Grandparents for the 2nd time... moreThis morning the wife and I became Grandparents for the 2nd time. 4 years ago it was looking like we would never become Grandparents but now we have a 3 year old Granddaughter and a brand new Grandson. Cheers!
I think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon ... moreI think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon and Uranus will be in align and some scientist are saying that gravitational pull will tug on Earths tectonic plates and cause earthquakes. Cheers and happy weekend!
I am but I'll have to wait till tomorrow to watch it because I c... moreI am but I'll have to wait till tomorrow to watch it because I can't stay up past !:00 PM these days ( so I'll record it). Actually my PVR will remember to do that for me. I was thinking how TV technology has changed since the first season of SNL - if I recall my remote control was bigger then a PC key booed and it had a cable on it that had to hook up to big convert box. TV have come a long way too. Cheers and happy weekend!
My same old same old love story is - Country girl meets co... moreMy same old same old love story is - Country girl meets county boy and start dating. Then country girl see's Punk rock boy and say's ye ha and leaves country boy with a achy breaky heart. Cheers and happy weekend!
For the last few Halloweens I have gone out as Willie... moreFor the last few Halloweens I have gone out as Willie Grounds Keeper (from the Simpsons) or the Zig - Zag man. This year I want to be something totally different so I'm thinking of being Barack Obama's brother from another mother. My Barack Obama impression is better then my Willie Grounds Keeper impression but because I don't really look like Obama I never consider being him for Halloween. But now as a brother from another mother I don't have to look like him.. Part of my plan is to do Obama type speech's but make them about some of the issues in the community like how the new Petro Can gas station will put Ma and Pa business out of business and cause traffic nightmares. Anyway I haven't been this excited about Halloween since I cut a couple eye holes in one of my mommies new bed sheets. Cheers! less
Once I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul a... moreOnce I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and said - I'm just going down to Petro Scam - Petro Scam is what the local yokels call Petro Can because of it's high prices but I don't think the cop knew that and he started thinking I had some kind of beef with them. Then he asked me what was with the axe and I said - it's not an axe it's a wood splitting maul then he said what ever what's the difference so I started to take the sock off the head of the maul to show him. His Glock hand seemed to be getting mighty itchy so I stopped and started telling him the whole story. Which was one of my Fairwinds ground keeping customers was picking me up at Petro Can and I was going to her house to split up a cord of fir firewood. Then I told him that since she only has a wood chopping axe I bring my wood splitting maul. His Glock hand still seemed a bit itc... less
When ever I watch Murdock mysteries or Judge Judy I always think... moreWhen ever I watch Murdock mysteries or Judge Judy I always think about Leight .And I'm a little extra sad that she won't be around to talk about the new Murdock mysteries episodes this fall. Cheers!
The show is called - Russia Kremlin Putin - it will be a w... moreThe show is called - Russia Kremlin Putin - it will be a weekly show and it is State run. Basically it's about Putin hiking around Siberia on the weekends while people compliment his physical fitness or say things like - if a bear see's Putin they aren't idiots - they will behave themselves properly. Putin is physically fit but the bear part sounds like propaganda to me. Anyway I bet within a week Trump will be talking or tweeting about the show and say things like - maybe I should do a show or two with him. Cheers! less
Trump was recently at a photo OP coloring pictures of the Americ... moreTrump was recently at a photo OP coloring pictures of the American flag with a bunch of kids - Trumps pictures was the only one that had a blue strip on it. I'm sure that there was an American flag in the room that Trump could of looked at to get his picture right but he failed to do that. So I figure he is not as bright as he claims and or he is mot as patriotic as he claims. BTW it's the Russian flag that has a blue strip on it. Cheers!
In a sense I've already taking many bullets for ... moreIn a sense I've already taking many bullets for my dog - sometimes when he expels air and someone say's he stinks I'll say - um that was me. But I wouldn't take bullet for him and I think he would understand because he heard me promise my Granddaughter that I will be around to do the Robot at her wedding so he wouldn't want to jeopardise that. Cheers!
I like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of... moreI like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of the county buskins in my area but in reality they could probably do it with 3 Platoons. But whenever they least expected it we would still send a flaming tractor their way or drop Douglas firs on their camp. Cheers!.
Shortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started see... moreShortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started seeing him at community events in the Central Vancouver Island area. Ever time I spotted him he seemed to know that I spotted him and he tried to disappear into the crowd. He is pretty quick but once I was able to catch up to him and say - gaba gaba hey then he did one of his famous Joey Ramone moves - he pulled his sunglass down and stared at me like I was stupid or something. I had seen that gaze in a few of his vids so it convinced me Joey Ramone is alive and well, Not sure about this part but shortly before Joey Ramone died he did a guest appearance in a Canadian short film called Road Kill. In his scene a taxi driver says - hey Joey what are you doing in Sudbury and Joey say's - just looking for some fertile ground. There is no fertile land in Sudbury because of the nickel mines and smelters so I think it was a clue that Joey Ramome was going to fake his death and retire on the Rock... less
I just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the... moreI just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the recorded messages on the Vancouver BC Sky Train. I think he will make the sky train rides more entertaining I might even go over to the main land just to ride the sky train and hear Seth Rogen reminding people that their backpack didn't pay a fare so it doesn't get a seat or telling people that his mama told him not to put his feet on the seat so make my mama proud and get your feet off the seats. Cheers!
I'm starting to think he will because protesters have been givin... moreI'm starting to think he will because protesters have been giving the green light to fly their Trump blimp on the day he arrives in the UK. It's called the Angry Baby Blimp - it's pretty funny looking but I don't think Trump will find it funny and cancel the meeting (included a link to more info about the blimp). Cheers! https://news.sky.com/story/trump-angry-baby-blimp-gets-green-light-to-fly-over-london-during-presidents-visit-11426665
The eagles around here are teaching their young how to take adva... moreThe eagles around here are teaching their young how to take advantage of the air streams. It's pretty cool to watch how fast the young catch on and get faster. Pretty soon they will be teaching the young to hunt it's also pretty neat to watch but also a little sad because I know sooner or later they will be dinning on one of my neighbours cats. Cheers!
Today my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale.... moreToday my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale. It was way cool you could see how the other vertebrate would fit together and form a spinal Colum. I was a little jealous that I don't have anything that neat in my garden. It had been naturally cleaned from being under the water for years. Cheers and happy weekend!
I heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the c... moreI heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the cigarette butts from the city streets. They set up peanut stations around the city and when a crow finds a cigarette butt it brings it to the peanut station and puts the cigarette butt in and then it gets rewarded with a peanut. I think it's a good environmentally friendly way to clean up all the cigarette butts. Cheers and happy weekend!
Mine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good p... moreMine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good photos and making them look nice beautiful and thin after the interpolator translated it to Kim he got a puzzled look on his face like he was trying to figure out if Trump just called him fat. Cheers!
Apparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, mem... moreApparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, memos and cards into tiny pieces. But because all that stuff has to be preserved for the National Archives of historical records staffers have to Scotch tape the piece back together. I bet that the tape is costing American tax payers a $100 a year but I don't think it's too much. Because when future generations are looking at the Presidential records in the archive and they come to the Trump section and they see 1000's of taped up documents the looks on their faces will be priceless. Cheers! less
For me it will be oranges - big juicy oranges with&n... moreFor me it will be oranges - big juicy oranges with the kind of peels that come off in one piece -(that's what |I'll miss the most). But I'm prepared to bite the bullet and eat black berries to help win the Trade war. Cheers and happy weekend!
I almost did that yesterday I started signing a check... moreI almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not right. It was at my bank so I just had to cross it out and initial it but I still felt silly. Cheers!
There was a child hanging by their arms on the outside a &n... moreThere was a child hanging by their arms on the outside a 5 story balcony and well other people were standing around saying oh no somebody call 911 a guy ran over and started climbing up to save the child. He climbed up and pulled the child onto the balcony in less then a minute. Then I hope he was the kind of hero that didn't stop there instead he gave the kid a lecture about playing safe. Anyway why I posted this in human behavior is because people and the press starting calling him the Spider Man of Paris - spider powers had nothing to do with it - it was a person who was physically fit so if they had to put a name to his heroism it should of been Fitness Man. Then maybe kids wouldn't think they have to be bite by a radioactive spider to be a hero they just have to stay physically fit so they can get the job done.. The hero was an illegal immigrant but after what he did the French President granted him citizenship and search and rescue offered him a job.... less
For me it`s having a fridge and cupboard full of food so I... moreFor me it`s having a fridge and cupboard full of food so I don`t have to worry about were our next meal is coming from - been there done that and I don`t want to have to do it again. Cheers and happy weekend!
In case you don't know a Pug Bongo is when you get a pair o... moreIn case you don't know a Pug Bongo is when you get a pair of Pug dogs to roll on their backs then you tap on their belly's likes a Bongo drum. I figure five band members all playing Pug Bongos would wow the crowds and we will be rolling in the doe in no time. Cheers!
The other day a lady told me that if you pull out weeds tow... moreThe other day a lady told me that if you pull out weeds towards the sun they will come out easier. I'm a professional gardener so at first I thought she was crazy but I tried it today and it seems to work. Cheers!
I have a store bought water fountain in the center of my garden ... moreI have a store bought water fountain in the center of my garden and I find it quite soothing. The house that I will be working at tomorrow has a reel cool water feature in their Japanese garden. It starts with a rapids section about 10 feet long then a waterfall that empties into a pond the drop is about 5 feet so it's pretty impressive. They had me put $1.000 worth of plants and shrubs in the Japanese garden this year so I can't wait until they turn the waterfall on and see all the plants growing and blooming. Cheers! less
If I just had a physical then found out that my doctor had a dri... moreIf I just had a physical then found out that my doctor had a drinking problem I would be worried that the doctor missed something or got something wrong so I would go to another doctor for a second opinion. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think he should to be on the safe side. Syria or Russia ... moreI think he should to be on the safe side. Syria or Russia could be planning a terrorist attack so as a safe guard the National guard should be put back were they belong. Cheers!
For me it's knowing our 3 year old Granddaughter didn't&nb... moreFor me it's knowing our 3 year old Granddaughter didn't just get a couple of good grandparents when she was born she also got a best friend/loyal security dog. I was quite worried about how my best friend/security dog would fit into the grandchild pitcher and wondered if it would be safest to tie him up whenever the grandchild came over. But 3 years later whenever our granddaughter comes over she is consonantly flanked by a lean mean fighting machine and no person, bear or cougar could hurt that child . Cheers! less
A lot of clothing is imported into the United States from China ... moreA lot of clothing is imported into the United States from China but I bet there won't be any tariffs placed on then because it might effect Trumps daughters business. Cheers and happy weekend!
April Fools he just posted pitchers and a misleading tweet that ... moreApril Fools he just posted pitchers and a misleading tweet that the wall was under construction. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think that it really bugged Trump when Stormy claimed that she... moreI think that it really bugged Trump when Stormy claimed that she wasn't attracted to him and that she didn't want to have sex with him. Bet he is just itching to tweet something vulogar like - she was all over me like a dog in heat. I also bet that pretty soon the itch will get too much for Trump and he will state or tweet that she wanting him Big time. Cheers!
I think she does and it will show that Trump is a lying cheat. &... moreI think she does and it will show that Trump is a lying cheat. It also might be kind of amusing if it has a bunch of sounds of Trump making motor boat sounds. Cheers!
Trump has treaten to pull troops out of South Korea if he dosn't... moreTrump has treaten to pull troops out of South Korea if he dosn't get a better trade deal. I think he just might do it and then North Korea will invade and South Korea will never be able to pay off their defiscit. it would also cost quite a bit of money to move the troops so not only would the US never get the deficit squared up they will have a huge moving expence. Plus a lot of people are going to suffer. Cheers and happy weekend!
I recently moved from the city to the country so this weekend I'... moreI recently moved from the city to the country so this weekend I'm planing on walking down to the general store with my dog and say howdy to the local yokals. And if they say do you think it's going to rain I'll say recon so ( so they don't know I was a city boy. Cheers and happy weekend!
Last night at a fund raising dinner Trump bragged that whe... moreLast night at a fund raising dinner Trump bragged that when he met with Canadas Prime minister he made up facts about the trade deficit so he could get a better deal.. He is always saying fake news but he goes into important meetings loaded with fake facts and lies. Cheers!
Duing the morning of the walk out none of the Trump family tweet... moreDuing the morning of the walk out none of the Trump family tweeted about the walk out. Instead Donald Trump tweeted about unfair trade practices and building the wall. Ivanka tweeted about sex trafficking Don JR retweeted about how the Demorcratic party was horrible to black people. And Eric tweeted about his fathers golf coarse in Westchester . The Vice President and a few of Trumps AIDS also negleted to tweet any support for the students. I really think one of them should of tweeted their support and I also think they all planned not to tweet about the walkout so it wouldn't get atention. Cheers! less
If I was nighted during the winter my tittle would be - Sir Lots... moreIf I was nighted during the winter my tittle would be - Sir Lots Of Pants. Because when it's cold I wear 2 pair of Sweat pants under my work pants. Cheers!
When Trump first started talking about tariffs on steel and alum... moreWhen Trump first started talking about tariffs on steel and aluminum my first thought was - yIkes, Then I started wondering why there was such a big difference between the tariff on steal and aluminum. My conclusion was that in Trumps mind steal is much heaveor then aluminum so it should get a heaveor tarrif. Cheers and happy weekend!
Oh - well how about if I use a little bit of Johnny Carson type ... moreOh - well how about if I use a little bit of Johnny Carson type of humor on the crowd at the parade.EXAMPLE: Me to crowd - Donald Trump is so old that....... Crowd - How old is he? Me to crowd - Donald Trump is so old that when Russia made an incriminating video about him they used a VHS tape.Cheers!
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I'm there - I'll be the guy that's telling jokes to the crowd an... moreI'm there - I'll be the guy that's telling jokes to the crowd and wearing a Toque with a small orange mushroom shaped nob on top of it. I just made up my first joke so I thought I would test it out. Cheers!Question: How big is Trumps evil Sorceress's wand?Answer: I don't know but I heard it was shaped like a Toad Stool.
I built a small greenhouse that was heated by the heat that ... moreI built a small greenhouse that was heated by the heat that is produced in a septic tank. Cheers!
Maybe somebody that has severe anger problems and it caused them... moreMaybe somebody that has severe anger problems and it caused them to get banned from ever grocery store and ever restaurant in their town. Cheers!
Maybe after that red Tesla Roadster re enters earths atmosphere ... moreMaybe after that red Tesla Roadster re enters earths atmosphere and does donuts and Tokyo drifts around all the gas guzzling cars - everybody will want a Tesla after they see something like that. Cheers!
I feel silly now because I've been singing it as nobody hur... moreI feel silly now because I've been singing it as nobody hurts and nobody cries for years. Cheers!
I think they mind very much because they know that soon they mig... moreI think they mind very much because they know that soon they might need every penny they can get. China is building new Aircraft carriers and Russia has new high speed tanks. They also probably have a good idea on how much weapon grade Uranium North Korea has stockpiled and they know ISIS isn't defeated. Cheers!
I don't so we might as well go for a soda so nobody hurts and no... moreI don't so we might as well go for a soda so nobody hurts and nobody cries. Cheers!
I do that's why I'm building myself a pair of Rocket Pants. Chee... moreI do that's why I'm building myself a pair of Rocket Pants. Cheers and happy weekend!
I do and pretty soon I'll have to build an addition so I w... moreI do and pretty soon I'll have to build an addition so I will have more walls to hang pictures on. Cheers and happy weekend!
Can you imagine Trump playing Monopoly? He probably keeps 10 get... moreCan you imagine Trump playing Monopoly? He probably keeps 10 get out of jail free cards up one sleeve and 10 you won a beauty contest cards up his other sleeve. Cheers and happy weekend!
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I think they should use the money to repair some of the damages ... moreI think they should use the money to repair some of the damages drugs did - like put money into rehab centers or create programs that will keep kids away from gang activities. Cheers and happy weekend!
Ya and he will probably make a grammar mistake and it will say -... moreYa and he will probably make a grammar mistake and it will say - Nobel Piece Prize. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well he can always make up a fake one and hang it at his golf co... moreWell he can always make up a fake one and hang it at his golf coarse like he did with a fake Time Magazine.
You mean like the Astral plane or Astral projection - I used to ... moreYou mean like the Astral plane or Astral projection - I used to know a Hereditary Chief that was into that - it blew my mind seeing what he could do. Cheers and happy weekend!
When I hear the name Igna I always think of a blond bombshell. C... moreWhen I hear the name Igna I always think of a blond bombshell. Cheers and happy weekend!
No the ones with cannabis butter and cannabis flour - my wife&nb... moreNo the ones with cannabis butter and cannabis flour - my wife doesn't make weed brownies with one of those Betty Crocker mixes she makes them from scratch that's what makes them special . Cheers!
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I don't like to eat them but ever now and then I force myself to... moreI don't like to eat them but ever now and then I force myself to eat a couple of them for the good of my health. Cheers!
Not sure but I heard that immigrants now have these really reall... moreNot sure but I heard that immigrants now have these really really fast cars that are way faster then law enforcement cars - back in the 60's they only had 40cc micro buses. Of coarse back then they had a chance of becoming a leagle immigrant now they don't so I pity them Cheers!
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Well if they are Russian agents or they are working for Russia I... moreWell if they are Russian agents or they are working for Russia I don't think they will be given the privilege of being asked to testify. Instead they would be arrested by the military and placed in a military jail until their home and computers were searched and all of their contacts were rounded up. Then they would be appointed a military lawyer and be tried in a military court. Cheers!
I will but I am obliged to warn you that it may cause bleeding e... moreI will but I am obliged to warn you that it may cause bleeding ears because I have a pretty sweet sound system. Cheers!
Mr. Belding because when I see kids or buddies arguing or acting... moreMr. Belding because when I see kids or buddies arguing or acting crazy I usually say - hey hey hey what's going on here - like Mr. Belding did. Cheers!
Volunteers by Jefferson Airplane dedicated to Rosie because... moreVolunteers by Jefferson Airplane dedicated to Rosie because she has a revolution going to change the GOP. Cheers and happy Valentine day!
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Because if he had a fake pet it would just run away and hid... moreBecause if he had a fake pet it would just run away and hide in the WH hedges like Sean Spicer did. Cheers1
If there was 100% poof that Trump stole the election is it possi... moreIf there was 100% poof that Trump stole the election is it possible that they would hand the position over to Hillary? I think it would be the fairest and safest thing to do because Trump chose Pence and you don't know what kind of deal they might of had. Cheers!
Then he started talking about dogs and how un like other preside... moreThen he started talking about dogs and how un like other presidents he was too busy to have a dog. Then someone shouted out - ya Obama had a dog and Trump got that smerkey smerk look on his face probably figuring - ya there lapping it up. Cheers!
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I just read an article about Matt Gertz and how he figures Donal... moreI just read an article about Matt Gertz and how he figures Donald Trumps tweets and policy's are influenced by Fox news. Then I started thinking that maybe there are people at Fox that could be under Putin's thumb and Putin uses those people to sway Trump. Then I started thinking that if it's so Mueller knows about it and we will hear all about it soon. Cheers!
I believe it's a big factor and I believe soon we will learn the... moreI believe it's a big factor and I believe soon we will learn the truth. Cheers!
Not even one with a picture of a train that says - I Choo Choo C... moreNot even one with a picture of a train that says - I Choo Choo Choose you? Our Granddaughter just got done doing the Valentine day thing with the kids in her daycare - she was pretty happy. Cheers!
I just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's e... moreI just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's extra special because were snowed in and our son (her father) braved the snow to make sure we got it on time. Cheers and have a happy Valentine day tomorrow!
Well in the 12th century the stalker would go to the marke... moreWell in the 12th century the stalker would go to the market and shout out - Marco then if their ex was there they would shout out Polo and the stalker would know they were there. Cheers!
I just seen a hilarious video of Trumps El Paso rally... moreI just seen a hilarious video of Trumps El Paso rally - its sung to the tune of Marty Robbins song Town Of El Paso and I thought I would share. Cheers! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trumps+raly+in+el+paso+by+marty+robbns&view=detail&mid=3D10F0F5AB34AAC1DA383D10F0F5AB34AAC1DA38&FORM=VIRE
Right now China is building 4 new Aircraft carries - the newest ... moreRight now China is building 4 new Aircraft carries - the newest US Aircraft carrier is 2 years behind schedule so as far as far as ruling the sea goes the US is dangerously close to falling behind. Cheers!
I said no - now stop this nonsense right now Mickey or I won't l... moreI said no - now stop this nonsense right now Mickey or I won't let you stay up and watch the paint dry. Cheers!
Well I think Trump will be in for a surprise if he thinks Pence ... moreWell I think Trump will be in for a surprise if he thinks Pence will pardon him. Pence's wife doesn't like Trump - Pence calls his wife mother and little boys always listen to their mommies so if she tells Pence not to pardon Trump he won't. Cheers!
That song that has a lot of clapping in it - the theme song from... moreThat song that has a lot of clapping in it - the theme song from Friends. Cheers!
Well I don't think I'm creepy but I have freaked out a few ... moreWell I don't think I'm creepy but I have freaked out a few small children when I pulled a loonie out of their ear. Cheers!
When I was a kid we sung a song about the teacher hitting us wit... moreWhen I was a kid we sung a song about the teacher hitting us with a ruler and hiding behind the door with a loaded 44 - that was a pretty anger and hatful song. Cheers!
In the 1960's there was a little lumber mill in Nanoose Bay that... moreIn the 1960's there was a little lumber mill in Nanoose Bay that produced more lumber then any other mill in North America. I think that's pretty impressive because there were some big mills in North America at the time and the little Nanoose Bay mill was putting out more lumber then any of them. They saved part of it as a heritage site. Cheers!
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