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Nanoose

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  • Joined: April 5, 2016

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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block
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  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is it illegal to be an eagle?:
    Thats a pretty rocking song thanks for sharing it. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 5 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever participated in a riot? (either side):
    Gordon  Lightfoot made a real cool song about the riots called -  Black Day In July and that song helped me understand/cope with the Bobolo Island thing. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 5 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you think trump will get the $1200 relief check?:
    No I think his check  will have way more zeroes. Trump wants to over see how that 2 trillion will be dished out so I think  he will  be scaming lots of money.  Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 6 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Why don't we all violate quarantine for a beer?:
    No way beer makes me blot so I would rather stay home and look thin. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 7 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever participated in a riot? (either side):
    Ya  one of  the riots in Detroit during the 60's we were on  Bobolo  Island at the time and none of us could swim so it was pretty scary.  We wern't there to participate  in the riot we were just in the wrong place at the wro...  moreYa  one of  the riots in Detroit during the 60's we were on  Bobolo  Island at the time and none of us could swim so it was pretty scary.  We wern't there to participate  in the riot we were just in the wrong place at the wrong  time. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    • 8 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you hate the other parent of your children?:
    Da blaw blaw?
    • Thu at 10:19 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you hate the other parent of your children?:
    Sometimes a tiny little bit because she looks way better in bicycle pants then me. Cheers!
    • Thu at 10:02 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What have you resorted to in order to overcome the boredom during your self-quarantine?:
    It probably would be good for reptiles and einviormently  friendly for the reptiles because what I use to retain the heat is sand.  Cheers!
    • Thu at 6:42 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Were you born on the same day as your twin brother?:
    I don't have a twin brother instead I have a evil stepsister (but she was hatched not born).  Anyway  if I did have  a  twin brother  it would be nice if  we were  born  on the same day and close together so  w...  moreI don't have a twin brother instead I have a evil stepsister (but she was hatched not born).  Anyway  if I did have  a  twin brother  it would be nice if  we were  born  on the same day and close together so  we could do that twin thing were one say's I'm older then you and the other one say's ya  by 2 minutes. I know a pair of identical twins and it amazes me how they can sometimes be so much the same and other times so diffevent,  Cheers!  
    • Thu at 6:32 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What have you resorted to in order to overcome the boredom during your self-quarantine?:
    This week I  have been working on a new cold frame  that stores heat from the sun then uses the heat at night to keep my future babies warm.  It is not working too well so far but it keeps me  busy.  Cheers!
    • Thu at 5:53 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I've found a David Bowie group on here. Is there a group for Bob Marley as well?:
    That's what he said and I beleive him. Cheers!
    • Thu at 12:11 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I've found a David Bowie group on here. Is there a group for Bob Marley as well?:
    Probablly not because Bob Marley shot the sheriff. I love  hearing music by Bob Marley and the  Wailers Cheers!
    • Thu at 11:45 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Would it be in poor taste to make jokes about COVID-19?:
    2 coronavirus germs were in a bar and one of then said - hey I heard you  infected another 300 people - keep it up.  Nanoose walked by and said - that's what she said. Cheers!
    • Thu at 9:23 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Would it be in poor taste to make jokes about COVID-19?:
    It probably would be but I  still went ahead and made a coronavirus April Fools day joke. I was talking to the neighbour and started pretending  I was coughing when he backed away I said  - April Fools I'm not sick.  Cheers!
    • Wed at 5:06 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What kinds of cartoon shows do you watch?:
    Archer,  Harvey Birdman Atorny At Law,  Fugget About It,  Space Monkeys and a few other ones. Cheers!
    • Wed at 3:39 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is there any particular pictures you would like to see? I may try finding or drawing it for you.:
    Ya draw me sitting  on my lawnmower but soup up the lawnmower so it looks real fast  -  racing slicks, side pipes, lightening bolts and other stuff like that.  Cheers!
    • Wed at 3:18 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How are your furry or swimming friends responding to the Coronavirus? :
    I asked a hoarse if Donald Trump was doing a good job of informing the public about  the coronavirus and  the hoarse said - nààaaaaaaay. Cheers!
    • Wed at 3:09 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What is Leroy's theroy?:
    Leroy's  Theroy  is - If bad  bad  Leroy Brown  travled  at the speed of light he would eventually  catch up to himself as a couple of pieces on the floor. Cheers!
    • Wed at 11:33 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Has it hit you yet that best case scenario predicts 100,000-240,000 COVID19 deaths, and that's just in the U.S.?:
    Ya it is really  starting to hit me and it is scary. Cheers!
    • Wed at 10:52 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Why do the guy kids on American Big Bang Theroy always eat with just plastic forks ? Plus why do they just pick at thier food...:( :
    I was just thinking that it's not a good example when  they just pick at their food - food should not be wasted. Cheers!
    • Wed at 10:34 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Why do the guy kids on American Big Bang Theroy always eat with just plastic forks ? Plus why do they just pick at thier food...:( :
    I guess the writers of the show thought it would be qwerkey or something like that. But it does not set a good example . TV stars have a lot of power so if there had been a eposoid were Sheldon figured out what planat all the plastic forks would reach&nbs...  moreI guess the writers of the show thought it would be qwerkey or something like that. But it does not set a good example . TV stars have a lot of power so if there had been a eposoid were Sheldon figured out what planat all the plastic forks would reach  and then say somthing like - thats illogical maybe fans would cut back on using them. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 10:23 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What are some common misconceptions aboot Canada/Canadians.:
    That's a cute animal maybe I will buy one with all the money I'm saving because  of the coronavirus.  April  Fools -  I'm not saving any money this virus is costing me more money to live.  Cheers!
    • Wed at 9:25 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Greedy needy pathetic HOAX brags about the ratings for the COVID 19 updates. He doesn't know we tune in for DR. FAUCI and NOT HIM?:
    I think I'm OK but yesterday I had  to go into town for money and food so I hoping I wasn"t infected. Cheers!
    • Wed at 9:10 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Greedy needy pathetic HOAX brags about the ratings for the COVID 19 updates. He doesn't know we tune in for DR. FAUCI and NOT HIM?:
    Trump wants his signature to be on all the coronavirus checks sent out to Americans. Cheers!
    • Wed at 8:30 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you have a relative who is directly affected by the virus? :
    Kind of my brother from another mother went into self isolation yesterday because  he was in contact with someone who has the virus so I"m pretty worried for him. Cheers!
    • Tue at 5:47 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are the farmers able to go out and work the fields or are the celery and lettuce prices going to continue to climb?:
    There is a safe way to get rid of rats with a water bucket if you Google  - rats  + water bucket  traps  -  you can learn how to make them. Cheers!
    • Tue at 1:19 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How are your furry or swimming friends responding to the Coronavirus? :
    Well I asked a duck what kind of coronavirus doctor Trump  was and the duck  said - qwack qwack. Cheers!
    • Tue at 11:34 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Did your parents serve during a war. My mother was a 'Rosie the Riveter' and my sperm-donor got shot in the arse in Sicily.:
    No but I heard my mothers sister was rotten to the Core but great to the Navy.  Cheers! 
    • Tue at 10:53 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you a big Fish eater or do you just buy the little dead swimmers to munch of with your Chips... :( :
    My dog talks - the other day I asked him what Donald Trump's face looks like and he said - bark bark.  Cheers!
    • Tue at 9:29 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When all of this virus crisis ends, what will be the first thing you’ll want to do? :
    Ya I really miss the socializing with the local yokels. Cheers!
    • Mon at 8:39 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When all of this virus crisis ends, what will be the first thing you’ll want to do? :
    Run to the Rod and Gun tavern well shouting - arriba arriba - andale andale. Cheers!
    • Mon at 7:59 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you a big Fish eater or do you just buy the little dead swimmers to munch of with your Chips... :( :
    Well I live on a island so I eat a lot of fish and its free. I also  know a deep water scuba diver who gives us free sea food that's not usally found on store shelves - like Box crabs - Box crabs only live in deep cold turbul...  moreWell I live on a island so I eat a lot of fish and its free. I also  know a deep water scuba diver who gives us free sea food that's not usally found on store shelves - like Box crabs - Box crabs only live in deep cold turbulent water so they are free of pollutants which makes them very tasty. Cheers!  
    • Mon at 7:32 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are/were you a fan of Cheech and Chong?:
    Ya I'm a big fan of their humour and their music. Basketball Jones was pretty good but my favorite is I Was Framed,. Cheers!
    • Mon at 11:05 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are albinos guilty of whitest privilege?:
    It is a tragedy but fortunately there are albinos that don't let their condition dictate their life. Jonny Winters is a good example - even though  he had the pink eyes he often used a fusha colored  guitar strap which I believe was his special ...  moreIt is a tragedy but fortunately there are albinos that don't let their condition dictate their life. Jonny Winters is a good example - even though  he had the pink eyes he often used a fusha colored  guitar strap which I believe was his special way of giving the fashion police a one finger salute. Cheers!  
    • Mon at 10:28 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Harry and Meg lived in London, moved to Canada and currently moved to Los Angeles to live. Anyone know why?:
    I think Los Angeles is her hometown.  Cheers!
    • Mon at 10:02 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are albinos guilty of whitest privilege?:
    They are but they pay a price for it -  because of their pink eyes they can't wear fusha coloured Hawaiian shirts because they clash with their eyes. Cheers!
    • Mon at 9:15 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Can we bring back the year clowns tried to kill us? I like that one more. :
    Was it one of those clown shotguns were a sign pops out that say's BANG? Cheers!
    • March 29
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Should I invade Sweden?:
    Me too so I  make up jokes about them to bring them down a notch or 2.  Q:  How many Sweds does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2  one to change the bulb and one to brag about their Swiss army knife that has a 101 uses. Cheers!
    • March 29
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Should I invade Sweden?:
    You should because they think they are so cool with their Riccaola cough drops and over sized meatballs. Cheers!
    • March 29
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Whatcha up to? :
    Well this afternoon I  will be planting  2 Lips  -  I  mean Tulips ( lm working in the garden today).  Cheers!
    • March 29
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever been the butt of a joke? :
    Nanoose walks into a bar and hears a couple talking about their new SUV. One of them says it's so big I'm having trouble parking it  - as Nanoose  walks by he says  -  that's what she said.  Cheers!
    • March 29
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Y'all have said when you do something nice for someone you should not do it to be thanked! The HOAX bigly disagrees with ya? DIDJA KNOW?:
    So let me see if I got this straight - A war time president told the head of the coronavirus task  force not  to talk to the Governors of 2 states even though they might of had questions and answers that might help win the coronavirus war. ...  moreSo let me see if I got this straight - A war time president told the head of the coronavirus task  force not  to talk to the Governors of 2 states even though they might of had questions and answers that might help win the coronavirus war. With a commander and chief like that who needs enemies? Cheers and happy weekend!    
    • March 28
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The USA is keeping the world a peaceful place...:
    It was the Allied Forces that stopped Hitler and Japan. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • March 28
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to There are many scifi/fantasy tale tellers. In your opinion which one is the very best and which of his/her works stands out most to thee?:
    The 2 guys that wrote the Red Dwarf TV series,. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • March 28
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What is the criteria for an emergency alert? Also, what does criteria mean? :
    SOS by Abba. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • March 28
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How do they start the engines on those big ships like an ocean liner cruise ship? :
    I was thinking they might have a small  engine to help start the big engine. Cheers and  happy weekend!
    • March 28
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are the good times really over for good?:
    No way they are still alive and well. If you don't beleive me have a listen to Still Alive And Well by Jonny Winters. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • March 28
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you shut down your computer each day when you're done or leave it on all the time?:
    I usually log off plus l unplug the wire that connects me to the internet.  Cheers and happy weekend!     
    • March 28
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How many Zoom Rooms have you been in the last two weeks? I’ve lost count. :
    Da blaw blaw?
    • March 27
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What is the most random thing you've wanted from the grocery store that was surprisingly sold out?:
    A Big Turk chocolate bar - I couldn't  believe they were sold out because I thought I was the only person in town that liked them. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • March 27
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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block

  • If you had a real big living room would you get a pet chimpanzee?

    The only thing stopping me from getting a pet chimpanzee is that...  moreThe only thing stopping me from getting a pet chimpanzee is that my living room isn't big enough for a chimpanzee to ride their tricycle around in (chimps love to ride tricycles). Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Trick question #4 - Have you ever been to Toronto Ontario if so was it for busisness or pleasure?

    I've been to Toronto many times and it was always for pleasure -...  moreI've been to Toronto many times and it was always for pleasure - in case you don't know they have streetcars and short buses in Toronto. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Trick question #3 - ladies do you ever pretend to have a mustache?

    Just wondering. Cheers and happy weekend!
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  • Trick question #2 - Do you ever get the urge to un plug your appliences and devices?

    I un plug my appliance and devices  that are not in use but...  moreI un plug my appliance and devices  that are not in use but I don't think I do it because of a urge I do it to stop wasting phantom energy. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Trick question #1 - Are you Gangsta?

    I'm not but I was just wondering if there is anybody here that i...  moreI'm not but I was just wondering if there is anybody here that is. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Have you picked any 2020 Spring flowers yet?

    I just picked some daffodils  and put them in a vase on the...  moreI just picked some daffodils  and put them in a vase on the kitchen table - they aren't open yet but probably will be by Sunday. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • What do you think about Trump giving a raise to his Twitter writter in Pakastian?

    For the past 3 years the GOP has been paying a free lance writer...  moreFor the past 3 years the GOP has been paying a free lance writer in Pakistan $1 for every tweet he makes about Trump and they just gave him a 5 cent per tweet raise. I think it's another example of not hiring Americans like he promised. Included a link for more info. Cheers! https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2020/02/26/trumps-1-per-tweet-pakistan-based-freelance-content-writer-gets-5-cent-raise/  
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  • Got a joke that you stole from another question and answer site?

    I just stole this one today. Q: Who said - what you only brought...  moreI just stole this one today. Q: Who said - what you only brought 2 ants? A: An anteater on Noah's ark. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Get any comforting news latley?

    Yesterday I was told that our 5 year old Granddaughter completed...  moreYesterday I was told that our 5 year old Granddaughter completed her first week of Karate classes and her Sensei says she shows good potential. I find it pretty comforting thinking she will be able to take care of her self when she gets older. Cheers!  
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  • Did Jamie leave AM?

    She doesn't seem to be in my friends list anymore. Cheers!
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  • Are you a smarty pants?

    I am plus my pants are made from memory foam so they never forge...  moreI am plus my pants are made from memory foam so they never forget it. Cheers!  
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  • What is the biggest boo boo you made at work?

    When I worked in a  mine my job was a electric train d...  moreWhen I worked in a  mine my job was a electric train driver/switch man. Part of the job was gathering ore from ore chutes then dumping it in a ore pass. One day I forgot to open the door on the ore pass so the train dumped 15 tons of ore on the ore pass door. My second mistake was trying to open the ore pass door with 15 tones of ore on top of it because it broke the cable and bent the rod on the hydraulic piston. Luckily they didn't fire me. Cheers!  
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  • Have you ever met a relative of a celebrity?

    I have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him ...  moreI have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him at a garage sale - he was selling a box full of vinyl records all of then were Cheech and Chong's wedding album. I asked him why he had so many of the same album and why would he sell such treasures and he told me he was related to Chong and they no longer got along which kind of blew my mind because I couldn't imagine anyone not getting along with Chong. Anyway I bought one of the records and made a clock out of it - their wedding album had a photo of Cheech and Chong  sitting in a restaurant dressed as their characters (Those 2 Guys) - I installed the works of a battery powered clock on the back of the record and for the clock hands I made a couple of prop doobies. Cheers!  less
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  • What celeberty guest made the best entrance on a Talk show?

    I just watched Jim Carrey make his entrance on the Late Show and...  moreI just watched Jim Carrey make his entrance on the Late Show and it was highly entertaining. He came out with a New Orleans style marching band. Cheers!  
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  • Do you think Donald Trump will be breaking out his Sharpie marker this week?

    Trump congratulated  the Kansas City Chiefs on their Super ...  moreTrump congratulated  the Kansas City Chiefs on their Super bowl win and he added that the Chiefs had made Kansas State proud. The Chief's actually hail from neighbouring Missouri so I figure when Trump realizes he made a mistake be will get a map and draw a new border that shows Missouri is part of Kansas. Cheers!   
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  • Did you find or see anything cool this weekend?

    Today when I was splitting firewood I found some Geco eggs and I...  moreToday when I was splitting firewood I found some Geco eggs and I'm going to see if I can get them to hatch. I can already see a bit of movement inside a few of the eggs. If they hatch and get big enough I will put them in my gardens to help control insects. Cheers!  
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  • Is Trump’s Space Force Logo A Thinly Cloaked Star Trek Rip-Off?

    Trump just realised the new Space Force logo and it looks a lot ...  moreTrump just realised the new Space Force logo and it looks a lot like the Star Trek logo. Included a link to a photo and more info. Cheers! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-space-force-logo-thinly-230343515.html  
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  • When do you think Trump will make another tweet bad mouthing Greta Thunberg?

    I think it will be this Wednesday at 8:00 AM (my time). Trump an...  moreI think it will be this Wednesday at 8:00 AM (my time). Trump and Greta Thunberg will both be giving speeches at the Worlds Economic Forum in Switzerland this week  - she was just on the cover of Time magazine Trump wasn't so I'm sure he will have something rude or stupid to say about her. Cheers!  
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  • Have you made up any new jokes in the New Year yet?

    I just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that ...  moreI just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with your beer (tables have legs). Cheers and Happy New Year!    
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  • Can you share a bit of your Christmas gifts?

    One of my Christmas gifts was a new Samsung Galaxy Tab and the f...  moreOne of my Christmas gifts was a new Samsung Galaxy Tab and the first thing I did with it was watch Christmas songs on youtube. Not sure if this is some kind of Christmas miracle but the first Christmas song I saw was by a group that I forgot about 20 Christmases ago it was - Christmas Wrapping Music by the Waitresses (the Waitresses were the band on the TV show Saved By The Bell). So from my Tab to you I'd like to share that Christmas song and included a link to it. I also watched a Christmas song by the Kink's called Father Christmas and I'd like to share some Christmas words from that song - Have yourself a happy Christmas have yourself a real good time but remember the kids who have nothing well you are drinking down your wine. Cheers and Merry Christmas!   https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDnud2TQNahaU&v=nud2TQNahaU  less
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  • Did Dolald Trump just ruin North Korea's surprize gift to America?

    Donald Trump just said that maybe the Christmas gift North Korea...  moreDonald Trump just said that maybe the Christmas gift North Korea promised America is a beautiful vase. For months now the Pentagon has been seeing increased activity at NK tests sites so I don't think its a beautiful vase. They will be testing a long range missal and Trump knows it. Cheers and Merry Christmas!  
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  • Do you get your pets anything for Christmas?

    I always get my cat and dog a few Christmas presents even though...  moreI always get my cat and dog a few Christmas presents even though my cat doesn't deserve any because she can be a bad girl (poops in the closet and destroys my couches). But my dog is a real good boy all year plus he works hard guarding us and our stuff so I always try to get  him something special.  I'd tell you what  I got him this year but he is a security dog so he probably knows my passwords and might see this post then he won't be surprized on Christmas morning. Cheers and Merry Christmas!   less
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  • Do you think that the jokes I write about Donald Trump are getting to him?

    A week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to fl...  moreA week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to flush toilets 10 times - I said I don't have to flush my toilet 10X but maybe Trump does because his poop is so full of trans fat their unsinkable. At his Michigan rally Trump was going on about toilets again and he said you have to flush toilets 10X then he pointed to himself and said - I  don't but you do. I like to think it was because he was embarrassed about my joke about his un sinkable poops. Cheers!   
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  • Who's body will Trump paste his head on next?

    I think it will be a black person body along with the caption Tr...  moreI think it will be a black person body along with the caption Trump understands Afro Americans - or something like that. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nanoose - December 13, 2019
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  • Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body?

    In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body ...  moreIn the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Got a suspicion about what really happend on Gilligan's Island?

    I suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to sp...  moreI suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to spy on Mary Ann and Ginger. Cheers!  
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  • Got a Trump bet?

    I bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweet...  moreI bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweets about Greta Thunberg because she made it onto the short list of contenders for Time magazines 2019 person of the year. He will also probably tweet about Megan Rapinoe  because she was named Sports Person of the year. Cheers!   
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  • Have you or will you break any Christmas traditions this year?

    After 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Chri...  moreAfter 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Christmas Fun with Algebra section at our annual Christmas gala/open house. The Christmas Fun with Algebra section had Christmas themed algebra problems for kids of all ages to solve and if they solved them they got a Christmas gift. It was a pretty popular section of my Christmas gala at one time but interest dropped off over the years so I am going to cancel it this year and have a tree decorating program on my computer for the kids. Cheers!   less
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  • Have you taped up your Hockey stick yet?

    I put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine ...  moreI put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine yesterday now I'm ready to play. Cheers!  
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  • Have any long lost relitives reconnect with you latley?

    Today my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We ...  moreToday my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We had over 30 years to catch up on and we also talked about him and his wife (who we don't know) paying us a visit in the spring or summer. I don't have many relatives so I'm pretty excited about it and I'm thinking about surprizing them with 30 years of belated Christmas gifts this year. Cheers!  
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  • What kind of gift do you think Santa will bring to Donald Trump?

    I think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free ...  moreI think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free cards. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Hear any reports of kids in your community being poisoned or injured from their Halloween candy this year?

    I haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most...  moreI haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most kids in my community go to Halloween community events now a days because its safer for them. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Did you get any acidental Halloween boo boos today if so did you cry or swear?

    I got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (...  moreI got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (a piece flew back and hit me in the shin). It real hurt but I didn't cry and I couldn't swear because there were kids around so I just said oh mama a few times. Cheers and have a happy and safe Halloween!  
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  • If you were at a party and a mob boss said try the limburger it tastse like fingers would you try it?

    I would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. C...  moreI would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Got a favorite Trump burn?

    My new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted to...  moreMy new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted today " Well this is awkward ...Colorado doesn’t border Mexico. Good thing Colorado now offers free full day kindergarten so our kids can learn basic geography". At a  Conference in Pittsburgh Trump said - "We're building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we're building a wall in Colorado,". Cheers!  
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  • Are SponngeBob's pants really Square?

    They look more rectangular to me. Cheers and happy weekend!
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  • Guys have you ever used the - its just shrinkage excuse?

    I did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One nig...  moreI did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One night after drinking at the bar I was on my way to the bus stop with a backpack full of pot and thought I better go down the alley for a pit stop. I was just about done when I heard a guy say - RCMP turn around with your hands out - I didn't want to take any chances so I didn't tuck it away or zip up and I turned around. I noticed that one of the cops was smirking so I said - what its just shrinkage because its cold out side (it was actually a warm summer night. The cops thought it was pretty funny and after they asked were I was going they gave me a warning then sent me on my way. Cheers!   less
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  • I went on a diet and my stomach must be mad at me because it keeps saying GRRRRRRR:

    Cheers and happy weekend!
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  • What crazy desperate act will Trump try next to avoid impeachment?

    I think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in...  moreI think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in his room then claim you can't impeach a bedridden president. Cheers!  
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  • Have you ever had something happen and it looked like it was happing in slow motion?

    Once I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew o...  moreOnce I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew off the chain saw bar. It  came off the bar in a J shape then it straightened up  and flew as straight as an arrow towards my son who was about 30 feet away. It was probably flying threw the air pretty fast but it seemed like it was all happing in slow motion - seemed like an eternity standing there watching it fly threw the air and wondering if my kid was going to get cut in half luckily he wasn't hurt. Cheers   less
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  • Did you get to do anything this week that you have been waiting a long time to do?

    Today I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush...  moreToday I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush plants I have been growing for the past 51/2 months and it was well worth the wait. Cheers!  
    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - September 12, 2019
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  • Why do you smell extra good today?

    I smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping...  moreI smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping Lavender plants. I probably did a 100 of them so I absorbed the lavender oils and odor plus the lavender odor is on my work clothes so I will be smelling pretty fine tomorrow too. Cheers!  
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  • Who do you think thought up the idea of free love a guy hippy or a girl hippy?

    I think it was a guy hippy. Cheers!
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  • Do you talk to your plants and if so does any of that talk incude lies?

    I talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female...  moreI talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female cannabis plants. I tell each and every one of then that they are my favorite because they have the nicest hairs and biggest Trichomes that I have ever seen. Then I tell them that if they hurry up and mature they will be the one that gets to go into the "special" room with me  - which is a double lie because they will all be going into the special room (the harvest room) and if they don't hurry up and mature on their own I know a few growing tricks that will force them to do it. Cheers and happy labour Day!  less
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  • Is there a TV series that always makes you remember a departed loved one?

    I used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia...  moreI used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia lawyer just like me so we always talked about Judge Judy and I still think about her every time I watch the show. We usally disagreed on Judge Judy's ruling's but the one thing we always agreed on was neither one of us would want to make Rusty mad (the Court Bailiff). In case you don't know a Philadelphia lawyer is someone who has absolutely no legal schooling or training but they still think they are the best lawyer in the World.  Cheers and happy Labour Day weekend!  less
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  • Did you know that there are only 113 more sleeps untill Eddie Murphy hosts Saturday Night Live?

    On December 21st Eddie Murphy  will be hosting the Saturday...  moreOn December 21st Eddie Murphy  will be hosting the Saturday Night Live Christmas show. I can't wait and  I already have visions of Buckwheat, Gumby and Mr. Robinson dancing in my head. Cheers and happy Labour Day!  
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  • Is it the most wonderfull time of year in your Country too?

    It's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wo...  moreIt's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wonderful time of the year starts - back to school for the kids. I enjoyed hearing and watching the kids around here having summer fun but I'm looking forward to seeing the school bus pull up on Monday and takes them away to a place that will fill their heads up with new knowledge. I included a link to a back to school commercial  that Alice Cooper and his daughter stared in. Cheers and happy Labour day! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=alice+cooper+%2b+back+to+school+comercial&view=detail&mid=E4F4EBFD108A6007D235E4F4EBFD108A6007D235&FORM=VIRE  less
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  • Do you think Melania Trump and Ivanka will get in a Cat fight over Justan Trudeau - who would win?

    I've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justi...  moreI've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justin Trudeau and it sure looked like they were digging on him. At the G7 Justin Trudeau wore his pink argil socks so I bet  Melania and Ivanka can't stop thinking about him and a cat fight might be any day now and I think Melania will clean Ivank's clock. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - August 27, 2019
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  • Did you get into the Streaking craze in the 70's?

    I did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. ...  moreI did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out but sometimes someone would buy me a beer so I found it fun and profitable. I included a link to the song that got me started in the streaking craze. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+streak+%2B+youtube&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=the+streak+%2B+youtube&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=98C0673D19214CB9AC338483A86B7FB7  less
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  • Whats your favorite sceince show?

    Mine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's ...  moreMine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the episode is about how 1000s of years ago the Indigenous people used chemical science to help make their life easier. I included a link to more info and vids about the show. Cheers and happy weekend! https://aptn.ca/coyotescience/  
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  • Thats a pretty rocking song thanks for sharing it. Cheers and ha...  moreThats a pretty rocking song thanks for sharing it. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Is it illegal to be an eagle? April 3, 2020 12:54 PM MDT 0
  • Gordon  Lightfoot made a real cool song about the riots cal...  moreGordon  Lightfoot made a real cool song about the riots called -  Black Day In July and that song helped me understand/cope with the Bobolo Island thing. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Have you ever participated in a riot? (either side) April 3, 2020 12:33 PM MDT 1
  • No I think his check  will have way more zeroes. Trump want...  moreNo I think his check  will have way more zeroes. Trump wants to over see how that 2 trillion will be dished out so I think  he will  be scaming lots of money.  Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Do you think trump will get the $1200 relief check? April 3, 2020 12:19 PM MDT 0
  • No way beer makes me blot so I would rather stay home and look t...  moreNo way beer makes me blot so I would rather stay home and look thin. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Why don't we all violate quarantine for a beer? April 3, 2020 10:47 AM MDT 0
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  • Ya  one of  the riots in Detroit during the 60's we we...  moreYa  one of  the riots in Detroit during the 60's we were on  Bobolo  Island at the time and none of us could swim so it was pretty scary.  We wern't there to participate  in the riot we were just in the wrong place at the wrong  time. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Have you ever participated in a riot? (either side) April 3, 2020 10:29 AM MDT 1
  • Da blaw blaw?
    in Do you hate the other parent of your children? April 2, 2020 10:19 PM MDT 1
  • Sometimes a tiny little bit because she looks way better in bicy...  moreSometimes a tiny little bit because she looks way better in bicycle pants then me. Cheers!  
    in Do you hate the other parent of your children? April 2, 2020 10:02 PM MDT 1
  • It probably would be good for reptiles and einviormently  f...  moreIt probably would be good for reptiles and einviormently  friendly for the reptiles because what I use to retain the heat is sand.  Cheers!  
    in What have you resorted to in order to overcome the boredom during your self-quarantine? April 2, 2020 6:42 PM MDT 2
  • I don't have a twin brother instead I have a evil stepsister (bu...  moreI don't have a twin brother instead I have a evil stepsister (but she was hatched not born).  Anyway  if I did have  a  twin brother  it would be nice if  we were  born  on the same day and close together so  we could do that twin thing were one say's I'm older then you and the other one say's ya  by 2 minutes. I know a pair of identical twins and it amazes me how they can sometimes be so much the same and other times so diffevent,  Cheers!  
    in Were you born on the same day as your twin brother? April 2, 2020 6:32 PM MDT 1
  • This week I  have been working on a new cold frame  th...  moreThis week I  have been working on a new cold frame  that stores heat from the sun then uses the heat at night to keep my future babies warm.  It is not working too well so far but it keeps me  busy.  Cheers!  
    in What have you resorted to in order to overcome the boredom during your self-quarantine? April 2, 2020 5:53 PM MDT 2
  • That's what he said and I beleive him. Cheers!
    in I've found a David Bowie group on here. Is there a group for Bob Marley as well? April 2, 2020 12:11 PM MDT 2
  • Probablly not because Bob Marley shot the sheriff. I love&n...  moreProbablly not because Bob Marley shot the sheriff. I love  hearing music by Bob Marley and the  Wailers Cheers!  
    in I've found a David Bowie group on here. Is there a group for Bob Marley as well? April 2, 2020 11:45 AM MDT 2
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  • 2 coronavirus germs were in a bar and one of then said - hey I h...  more2 coronavirus germs were in a bar and one of then said - hey I heard you  infected another 300 people - keep it up.  Nanoose walked by and said - that's what she said. Cheers!  
    in Would it be in poor taste to make jokes about COVID-19? April 2, 2020 9:23 AM MDT 0
  • It probably would be but I  still went ahead and made a cor...  moreIt probably would be but I  still went ahead and made a coronavirus April Fools day joke. I was talking to the neighbour and started pretending  I was coughing when he backed away I said  - April Fools I'm not sick.  Cheers!  
    in Would it be in poor taste to make jokes about COVID-19? April 1, 2020 5:06 PM MDT 2
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  • Archer,  Harvey Birdman Atorny At Law,  Fugget About I...  moreArcher,  Harvey Birdman Atorny At Law,  Fugget About It,  Space Monkeys and a few other ones. Cheers!  
    in What kinds of cartoon shows do you watch? April 1, 2020 3:39 PM MDT 3
  • Ya draw me sitting  on my lawnmower but soup up the lawnmow...  moreYa draw me sitting  on my lawnmower but soup up the lawnmower so it looks real fast  -  racing slicks, side pipes, lightening bolts and other stuff like that.  Cheers!  
    in Is there any particular pictures you would like to see? I may try finding or drawing it for you. April 1, 2020 3:18 PM MDT 1
  • I asked a hoarse if Donald Trump was doing a good job of informi...  moreI asked a hoarse if Donald Trump was doing a good job of informing the public about  the coronavirus and  the hoarse said - nààaaaaaaay. Cheers!  
    in How are your furry or swimming friends responding to the Coronavirus? April 1, 2020 3:09 PM MDT 2
  • Leroy's  Theroy  is - If bad  bad  Leroy Bro...  moreLeroy's  Theroy  is - If bad  bad  Leroy Brown  travled  at the speed of light he would eventually  catch up to himself as a couple of pieces on the floor. Cheers!  
    in What is Leroy's theroy? April 1, 2020 11:33 AM MDT 1
  • Ya it is really  starting to hit me and it is scary. Cheers!
    in Has it hit you yet that best case scenario predicts 100,000-240,000 COVID19 deaths, and that's just in the U.S.? April 1, 2020 10:52 AM MDT 2
  • I was just thinking that it's not a good example when  they...  moreI was just thinking that it's not a good example when  they just pick at their food - food should not be wasted. Cheers!  
    in Why do the guy kids on American Big Bang Theroy always eat with just plastic forks ? Plus why do they just pick at thier food...:( April 1, 2020 10:34 AM MDT 2
  • I guess the writers of the show thought it would be qwerkey or s...  moreI guess the writers of the show thought it would be qwerkey or something like that. But it does not set a good example . TV stars have a lot of power so if there had been a eposoid were Sheldon figured out what planat all the plastic forks would reach  and then say somthing like - thats illogical maybe fans would cut back on using them. Cheers!  
    in Why do the guy kids on American Big Bang Theroy always eat with just plastic forks ? Plus why do they just pick at thier food...:( April 1, 2020 10:23 AM MDT 2
  • That's a cute animal maybe I will buy one with all the money I'm...  moreThat's a cute animal maybe I will buy one with all the money I'm saving because  of the coronavirus.  April  Fools -  I'm not saving any money this virus is costing me more money to live.  Cheers!  
    in What are some common misconceptions aboot Canada/Canadians. April 1, 2020 9:25 AM MDT 1
  • I think I'm OK but yesterday I had  to go into town for mon...  moreI think I'm OK but yesterday I had  to go into town for money and food so I hoping I wasn"t infected. Cheers!  
    in Greedy needy pathetic HOAX brags about the ratings for the COVID 19 updates. He doesn't know we tune in for DR. FAUCI and NOT HIM? April 1, 2020 9:10 AM MDT 1
  • Trump wants his signature to be on all the coronavirus checks se...  moreTrump wants his signature to be on all the coronavirus checks sent out to Americans. Cheers!  
    in Greedy needy pathetic HOAX brags about the ratings for the COVID 19 updates. He doesn't know we tune in for DR. FAUCI and NOT HIM? April 1, 2020 8:30 AM MDT 2
  • Kind of my brother from another mother went into self isolation ...  moreKind of my brother from another mother went into self isolation yesterday because  he was in contact with someone who has the virus so I"m pretty worried for him. Cheers!  
    in Do you have a relative who is directly affected by the virus? March 31, 2020 5:47 PM MDT 2
  • There is a safe way to get rid of rats with a water bucket if yo...  moreThere is a safe way to get rid of rats with a water bucket if you Google  - rats  + water bucket  traps  -  you can learn how to make them. Cheers!  
    in Are the farmers able to go out and work the fields or are the celery and lettuce prices going to continue to climb? March 31, 2020 1:19 PM MDT 3
  • Well I asked a duck what kind of coronavirus doctor Trump  ...  moreWell I asked a duck what kind of coronavirus doctor Trump  was and the duck  said - qwack qwack. Cheers!  
    in How are your furry or swimming friends responding to the Coronavirus? March 31, 2020 11:34 AM MDT 2
  • No but I heard my mothers sister was rotten to the Core but grea...  moreNo but I heard my mothers sister was rotten to the Core but great to the Navy.  Cheers!   
    in Did your parents serve during a war. My mother was a 'Rosie the Riveter' and my sperm-donor got shot in the arse in Sicily. March 31, 2020 10:53 AM MDT 2
  • My dog talks - the other day I asked him what Donald Trump's fac...  moreMy dog talks - the other day I asked him what Donald Trump's face looks like and he said - bark bark.  Cheers!  
    in Are you a big Fish eater or do you just buy the little dead swimmers to munch of with your Chips... :( March 31, 2020 9:29 AM MDT 3
  • Ya I really miss the socializing with the local yokels. Cheers!
    in When all of this virus crisis ends, what will be the first thing you’ll want to do? March 30, 2020 8:39 PM MDT 1
  • Run to the Rod and Gun tavern well shouting - arriba arriba...  moreRun to the Rod and Gun tavern well shouting - arriba arriba - andale andale. Cheers!  
    in When all of this virus crisis ends, what will be the first thing you’ll want to do? March 30, 2020 7:59 PM MDT 3
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  • Well I live on a island so I eat a lot of fish and its free. I a...  moreWell I live on a island so I eat a lot of fish and its free. I also  know a deep water scuba diver who gives us free sea food that's not usally found on store shelves - like Box crabs - Box crabs only live in deep cold turbulent water so they are free of pollutants which makes them very tasty. Cheers!  
    in Are you a big Fish eater or do you just buy the little dead swimmers to munch of with your Chips... :( March 30, 2020 7:32 PM MDT 4
  • Ya I'm a big fan of their humour and their music. Basketball Jon...  moreYa I'm a big fan of their humour and their music. Basketball Jones was pretty good but my favorite is I Was Framed,. Cheers!  
    in Are/were you a fan of Cheech and Chong? March 30, 2020 11:05 AM MDT 2
  • It is a tragedy but fortunately there are albinos that don't let...  moreIt is a tragedy but fortunately there are albinos that don't let their condition dictate their life. Jonny Winters is a good example - even though  he had the pink eyes he often used a fusha colored  guitar strap which I believe was his special way of giving the fashion police a one finger salute. Cheers!  
    in Are albinos guilty of whitest privilege? March 30, 2020 10:28 AM MDT 1
  • I think Los Angeles is her hometown.  Cheers!
    in Harry and Meg lived in London, moved to Canada and currently moved to Los Angeles to live. Anyone know why? March 30, 2020 10:02 AM MDT 1
  • They are but they pay a price for it -  because of their pi...  moreThey are but they pay a price for it -  because of their pink eyes they can't wear fusha coloured Hawaiian shirts because they clash with their eyes. Cheers!  
    in Are albinos guilty of whitest privilege? March 30, 2020 9:15 AM MDT 0
  • Was it one of those clown shotguns were a sign pops out that say...  moreWas it one of those clown shotguns were a sign pops out that say's BANG? Cheers!  
    in Can we bring back the year clowns tried to kill us? I like that one more. March 29, 2020 8:31 PM MDT 3
  • Me too so I  make up jokes about them to bring them down a ...  moreMe too so I  make up jokes about them to bring them down a notch or 2.  Q:  How many Sweds does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2  one to change the bulb and one to brag about their Swiss army knife that has a 101 uses. Cheers!  
    in Should I invade Sweden? March 29, 2020 6:32 PM MDT 0
  • You should because they think they are so cool with their Riccao...  moreYou should because they think they are so cool with their Riccaola cough drops and over sized meatballs. Cheers!  
    in Should I invade Sweden? March 29, 2020 5:17 PM MDT 2
  • Well this afternoon I  will be planting  2 Lips  ...  moreWell this afternoon I  will be planting  2 Lips  -  I  mean Tulips ( lm working in the garden today).  Cheers!  
    in Whatcha up to? March 29, 2020 11:48 AM MDT 5
  • Nanoose walks into a bar and hears a couple talking about their ...  moreNanoose walks into a bar and hears a couple talking about their new SUV. One of them says it's so big I'm having trouble parking it  - as Nanoose  walks by he says  -  that's what she said.  Cheers!  
    in Have you ever been the butt of a joke? March 29, 2020 9:51 AM MDT 2
  • So let me see if I got this straight - A war time president told...  moreSo let me see if I got this straight - A war time president told the head of the coronavirus task  force not  to talk to the Governors of 2 states even though they might of had questions and answers that might help win the coronavirus war. With a commander and chief like that who needs enemies? Cheers and happy weekend!    
    in Y'all have said when you do something nice for someone you should not do it to be thanked! The HOAX bigly disagrees with ya? DIDJA KNOW? March 28, 2020 7:40 PM MDT 2
  • It was the Allied Forces that stopped Hitler and Japan. Cheers a...  moreIt was the Allied Forces that stopped Hitler and Japan. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in The USA is keeping the world a peaceful place... March 28, 2020 6:03 PM MDT 2
  • The 2 guys that wrote the Red Dwarf TV series,. Cheers and happy weekend!
    in There are many scifi/fantasy tale tellers. In your opinion which one is the very best and which of his/her works stands out most to thee? March 28, 2020 1:02 PM MDT 3
  • SOS by Abba. Cheers and happy weekend!
    in What is the criteria for an emergency alert? Also, what does criteria mean? March 28, 2020 12:16 PM MDT 2
  • I was thinking they might have a small  engine to help star...  moreI was thinking they might have a small  engine to help start the big engine. Cheers and  happy weekend!  
    in How do they start the engines on those big ships like an ocean liner cruise ship? March 28, 2020 11:26 AM MDT 3
  • No way they are still alive and well. If you don't beleive me ha...  moreNo way they are still alive and well. If you don't beleive me have a listen to Still Alive And Well by Jonny Winters. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Are the good times really over for good? March 28, 2020 10:10 AM MDT 2
  • I usually log off plus l unplug the wire that connects me to the...  moreI usually log off plus l unplug the wire that connects me to the internet.  Cheers and happy weekend!       
    in Do you shut down your computer each day when you're done or leave it on all the time? March 28, 2020 9:45 AM MDT 2
  • Da blaw blaw?
    in How many Zoom Rooms have you been in the last two weeks? I’ve lost count. March 27, 2020 8:51 PM MDT 0
  • A Big Turk chocolate bar - I couldn't  believe they were so...  moreA Big Turk chocolate bar - I couldn't  believe they were sold out because I thought I was the only person in town that liked them. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What is the most random thing you've wanted from the grocery store that was surprisingly sold out? March 27, 2020 8:38 PM MDT 3
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    Silverwings
    Hello friend, I heard thru the grapevine that you were about to have a birthday, and I wanted to send you a greeting for your special day!!
    July 1, 2018

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    Nanoose Silverwings
    Thank you. Cheers!
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