If you asked me that question I would have to say no unless you first agreed to put on a safety helmet and safety vest because my pot is Vancouver Island outdoor. It's grown with 2 scoops of sunshine so it's very powerful and if your not a local yokel and... moreIf you asked me that question I would have to say no unless you first agreed to put on a safety helmet and safety vest because my pot is Vancouver Island outdoor. It's grown with 2 scoops of sunshine so it's very powerful and if your not a local yokel and not used to it you could fall and bump your head or get lost in the bush. Cheers!
They will and it will be without Trump. Not sure what he will do about it maybe make up sad poetry like - Kim and Putin sitting in a tree C-O-L-L-U-D-I-N-G without ME. Cheers!
Ya apparently he just had some kind of tiff with his wife during a dinner at his golf coarse - that's another sign of a unhappy man. There is probably lots of over things Trump is worrying about and I bet one of the biggest is the Russian hooker tape. Cheers!
Well I think he is lying about being happy - I bet he has never been so unhappy and so worried as he has been in the last week. He might even be a bit heart broken because Kim and Putin will be meeting. Cheers!
Well I wasn't à carny ( I contracted painting work at an amusement park) but sometimes they would let me party with them - they can be lots of fun. Cheers!
I know I was just goofing around. I used to do painting at an amusement park and we would use a lot of lacquers so the paint would dry quickly and the show could go on. Cheers!
There is - oil based enamel that has lacquer thinner added to it. The lacquer thinner really enhances the pleasing smell but it does speed up drying time so you don't get as long to enjoy the pleasing smell of the paint drying. Guess t... moreThere is - oil based enamel that has lacquer thinner added to it. The lacquer thinner really enhances the pleasing smell but it does speed up drying time so you don't get as long to enjoy the pleasing smell of the paint drying. Guess that would be an example of - you can't have your cake and eat it too. Cheers!
The other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. It turned out to be a bear that was rummaging around in his porch fridge. He was able to drive the bear off the poarch by banging a couple of pots together but when he saw the mess t... moreThe other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. It turned out to be a bear that was rummaging around in his porch fridge. He was able to drive the bear off the poarch by banging a couple of pots together but when he saw the mess that the bear made he got mad - picked up a bagel and threw it at the bear. When he told me about it I thought it was pretty silly - glad he was all right but throwing a bagel at a bear is way silly. Cheers!
The battle would start the moment God tries to tell Trump that you can't take it with you (Trump will try to bring a suitcase full of money, phony tan lotion and hair products into Heaven). Cheers!
I like the Western Family brand - it's got a rich taste at a low price (it's usally a buck or two cheaper then the big brands). Cheers and happy weekend!
I guess it will cut down some of my practical jokes (the old banana peal on the side walk trick). Actually it might impact me with leg cramps - I used to get a lot of leg cramps but after I started eating banana's regularly the leg cramps stopped. Cheers ... moreI guess it will cut down some of my practical jokes (the old banana peal on the side walk trick). Actually it might impact me with leg cramps - I used to get a lot of leg cramps but after I started eating banana's regularly the leg cramps stopped. Cheers and happy weekend!
When my 2 sons were teens they called my music Old Fogey music (60's and seventies rock) now a days they listen to it and it's starting to look like our Granddaughter will be a rocker too. I hope my boys have good memories of me playing Air Guitar t... moreWhen my 2 sons were teens they called my music Old Fogey music (60's and seventies rock) now a days they listen to it and it's starting to look like our Granddaughter will be a rocker too. I hope my boys have good memories of me playing Air Guitar to BTO and I hope they are a little sorry they laughed at me and my music. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well sooner or later she will be reading the full report and with her Harvard law experience I`m sure she will find lots of things that were blacked out that shouldn't of been blacked out then she will get Barr fired or what every they do to a AG that&nbs... moreWell sooner or later she will be reading the full report and with her Harvard law experience I`m sure she will find lots of things that were blacked out that shouldn't of been blacked out then she will get Barr fired or what every they do to a AG that serves for president instead of the people. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well from the Vet you should expect dignity, compassion and information When I had our dog Sundance euthanized I had the Vet come to our house to do it because I figured his soul should be released into familiar territory. It was a comforting though... moreWell from the Vet you should expect dignity, compassion and information When I had our dog Sundance euthanized I had the Vet come to our house to do it because I figured his soul should be released into familiar territory. It was a comforting thought and my advice to you is try to find comforting thoughts to held make it easier. The Vet was very dignified and compassionate which was helpful plus she was very informant she let us know what Sundance would or wouldn't feel and even though I was hoping for a last minute miracle she assured me - no its time which was helpful. The Vet also went beyond the call of duty she helped me carry him to his final resting spot then after I covered him up she picked a wild flower and placed it on his grave. Sundance is gone but not forgotten plus I kept in contact with the lady that raised his daughter then I got to see one of Sundance's grandson then his great grandson and I could see a little bit of Sundance in all of them. Cheers! less
Ya maybe every now and then George says - quick impression to Kellyanne - then he picks up his water bottle with 2 hands and takes a baby sip then they laugh and laugh. Donald Trump has done a lot of things that I don't agree with but if he is ... moreYa maybe every now and then George says - quick impression to Kellyanne - then he picks up his water bottle with 2 hands and takes a baby sip then they laugh and laugh. Donald Trump has done a lot of things that I don't agree with but if he is the kind of guy that would break up a marriage for his own satisfaction then he is extra horrible in my eyes. I was thinking I should do a search on their marriage before Trump was in the pitcher - look at photos of them to see if they looked happy and or in love. Cheers and happy first day of Spring. less
I'm sure he does think he is making perfect sense. But lately if you look at the faces of some of his supports at his rallies you can see confusion on their faces because they are starting to hear gibberish. They all seem to still clap... moreI'm sure he does think he is making perfect sense. But lately if you look at the faces of some of his supports at his rallies you can see confusion on their faces because they are starting to hear gibberish. They all seem to still clap and cheer but I bet when they go home they ask each other what did he say or what was he talking about - and they don't know. I figurer once a person starts recognizing gibberish they will always recognize gibberish and thump will loose support one gibberish word at a time. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Bet Trump is pretty heart broken that he sent Kim a Elton John CD with the Rocket Man song on it. Maybe now that they are arch enemies Trump will send Kim another Elton John CD - Mad Man Across The Water. Cheers!
Maybe but if I'm going to have Goddess I have to scratch the 1967 Buick Wild Cat idea and go with a 1967 Ford Mustang convertible so I could them off to the non believers. Cheers!
Kind of - like the Rastafarianism belief I believe that cannabis is a gift from God/Jah and it should be free so free bud in cult. It will kind of be a variant of the Boy or Girl Scots members will get badges for lighting a doobie by rubbing st... moreKind of - like the Rastafarianism belief I believe that cannabis is a gift from God/Jah and it should be free so free bud in cult. It will kind of be a variant of the Boy or Girl Scots members will get badges for lighting a doobie by rubbing sticks together or using their knot tying skills to make a Thai Stick. Cheers!
Probably my Christmas wool sweeter with a snow man on it - it makes me look ridicules and a bit fat but every year I have to wear it for the traditional family photo. So if it burnt up I would have a good excuse to get a new Christmas sweater. C... moreProbably my Christmas wool sweeter with a snow man on it - it makes me look ridicules and a bit fat but every year I have to wear it for the traditional family photo. So if it burnt up I would have a good excuse to get a new Christmas sweater. Cheers!
Not sure what a BOGOS is but there will be people there with leaf blowers that shoot huge clouds of pot smoke to the crowd. You don't have to buy pot during the event because people throw out tons of free bud. The city of Vancouver tried to prevent C... moreNot sure what a BOGOS is but there will be people there with leaf blowers that shoot huge clouds of pot smoke to the crowd. You don't have to buy pot during the event because people throw out tons of free bud. The city of Vancouver tried to prevent Cypress Hill from preforming they say it was for security reasons but I think it was just sour grapes because they lost the war to keep cannabis illegal (this will be the first 4/20 that recreational pot is legal). Cheers!
There will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the one I would like to go to is on Sunset beach in Vancouver. Cypress Hill will be given a free concert (one of my favorite groups) but if I go I would be insane in the membrane beca... moreThere will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the one I would like to go to is on Sunset beach in Vancouver. Cypress Hill will be given a free concert (one of my favorite groups) but if I go I would be insane in the membrane because I would loose a day and a half pay plus it would cost me $500 (ferry coast, gas and other expense's). Cheers!
Every thing will be blacked out except the words Which Hunt (the report probably wouldn't have the word Witch in it). Actually I'm thinking there might not be as much blacking out as people are thinking because Barr knows that sooner or later the ful... moreEvery thing will be blacked out except the words Which Hunt (the report probably wouldn't have the word Witch in it). Actually I'm thinking there might not be as much blacking out as people are thinking because Barr knows that sooner or later the full report will come out and it will be his butt on the line if it looks like he was protecting Trump. Cheers!
Not sure if this is an example of a grief thief but when Trump was talking to the people that were devastated by hurricane Florence he noticed a boat that had landed in a guys yard and he said - well at least you got a nice boat out of the... moreNot sure if this is an example of a grief thief but when Trump was talking to the people that were devastated by hurricane Florence he noticed a boat that had landed in a guys yard and he said - well at least you got a nice boat out of the deal. A boat that has been tossed around by a hurricane is not a nice boat it's a big piece of junk that the guy would have to clean up plus all the other damage to his home. Cheers!
It would be cannabis related. It would believe that cannabis was a gift from Jah. The ethical principles would be all members have to be at least 18 years old. The ritual would be sparking up a doobie by rubbing 2 sticks together. The sym... moreIt would be cannabis related. It would believe that cannabis was a gift from Jah. The ethical principles would be all members have to be at least 18 years old. The ritual would be sparking up a doobie by rubbing 2 sticks together. The symbol would be a 1967 Buick Wild Cat. Cheers!
Maybe Tiger Woods has proof that Trump cheats at golf and Trump figures it's in the Nations best interest for them not to know he cheats so he rewards Woods silence with a metal. Cheers!
A couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned to let us know that he and his wife put a bid on a house in the BC interior and last night he phoned to give us the good news that they got it. So by July our son, his wife and thei... moreA couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned to let us know that he and his wife put a bid on a house in the BC interior and last night he phoned to give us the good news that they got it. So by July our son, his wife and their dogs will only be a 8 hour drive away instead of a two and a half day drive away. Cheers!
The Worlds largest Garden Gnome may have a worse case of foot rot then previous thought which might cancel or delay it's planned move from Nanoose Bay to up Island. Cheers!
It's probably a tie - like the other day I cringed at the thought of a US president being spiteful by saying he would send the illegal migrants to sanction city's but yesterday I got a laugh when I heard Sarah Sanders say Trump was just joking w... moreIt's probably a tie - like the other day I cringed at the thought of a US president being spiteful by saying he would send the illegal migrants to sanction city's but yesterday I got a laugh when I heard Sarah Sanders say Trump was just joking when he said he loves Wikileaks. Cheers!
It is but I don't need no stinking mountain top telling when my beer is cold. I was just thinking about the old commercials they used to have with a Sasquatch in them they were pretty funny. Cheers and happy weekend!
Ya one of his medals could be for bravery while being followed by a hostel piece of toilet paper (he had that piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe). Cheers and happy weekend!
And if he can't cut them down he will do whatever he can to make their life miserable. I an not a prodon and I haven't been since I watched him during the Presidential debate and the way he campaigned. Cheers and happy weekend!
Ya he would get the Jimmy leg if he was cut off twitter (when a heroin addict is hurting for a fix one of their legs twitch uncontrollably). I bet if Trump was cut off twitter he would start talking like he was tweeting. When Trump tweets he sometime... moreYa he would get the Jimmy leg if he was cut off twitter (when a heroin addict is hurting for a fix one of their legs twitch uncontrollably). I bet if Trump was cut off twitter he would start talking like he was tweeting. When Trump tweets he sometimes has to break one thought into 2 tweets - he will write part of the tweet and end it with .... then he will write the next tweet starting with .... . So if Trump was cut off twitter whenever he talked he would start a sentence then say dot dot dot dot - pause then say dot dot dot dot and then finish the sentence. The other day Trump was talking to 4 World war 2 vets - one of the vets gave Trump a hat and said maybe you can post a picture of it on twitter - Trump said I don't know I don't use twitter that much - what a lying joke he is. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Well since it's the weekend I thought I would add a joke. Cheers and happy weekend! Question: What did the grammar Nazi do the first time he saw a naked woman? Answer: He started getting excited thinking that maybe someday someone will make a word se... moreWell since it's the weekend I thought I would add a joke. Cheers and happy weekend! Question: What did the grammar Nazi do the first time he saw a naked woman? Answer: He started getting excited thinking that maybe someday someone will make a word sense mistake and write "a nice pare" instead of "a nice pair" then he could get his jollies by pointing out the mistake.
The other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. I... moreThe other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. It turned out to be a bear that was rummaging around in his porch fridge. He was able to drive the bear off the poarch by banging a couple of pots together but when he saw the mess that the bear made he got mad - picked up a bagel and threw it at the bear. When he told me about it I thought it was pretty silly - glad he was all right but throwing a bagel at a bear is way silly. Cheers!
There will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the ... moreThere will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the one I would like to go to is on Sunset beach in Vancouver. Cypress Hill will be given a free concert (one of my favorite groups) but if I go I would be insane in the membrane because I would loose a day and a half pay plus it would cost me $500 (ferry coast, gas and other expense's). Cheers!
A couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned ... moreA couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned to let us know that he and his wife put a bid on a house in the BC interior and last night he phoned to give us the good news that they got it. So by July our son, his wife and their dogs will only be a 8 hour drive away instead of a two and a half day drive away. Cheers!
A sailor goes to many lands anywhere he pleases and he always re... moreA sailor goes to many lands anywhere he pleases and he always remembers to wash his hands so he don't get any disseises. Cheers and happy weekend!
The new owners of a gas station in Nanoose Bay are loo... moreThe new owners of a gas station in Nanoose Bay are looking for a new home for their Giant Garden Gnome - its in the World record book as the biggest garden gnome in the World so you will be the only one on your block with a garden gnome that big. It's free - all you have to do is haul it away but you have to get your name in by April 30th. I included a link to a photo and more info about the gnome. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/giant-gnome-at-nanoose-given-marching-orders-1.23652807 less
Whenever I pat a dog at work my dog seems to know it the minute ... moreWhenever I pat a dog at work my dog seems to know it the minute I get home. Then he will start sniffing my hands and legs - start grumbling - huff off into the front room and then pretend to ignore me for 10 minutes or so. I bet if he could talk he would say stuff like - well were they a good pat. Cheers and happy weekend!
Yesterday at a ski resort around here a kid was dangling fr... moreYesterday at a ski resort around here a kid was dangling from a lift chair about 20 feet off the ground. Some fast thinking young teenagers grabbed some fencing from the out of bonds area then they used it as a safety net and caught the kid when he dropped. The teens were only about 15 and they were the ones that sprung into action well some of the adults there were just standing around saying oh my oh my well catching the dangling kid on their phones. So my hat goes off and my thumbs go up for those teens. Cheers! less
If my dog had opposable thumbs I would teach him to flick a Bic ... moreIf my dog had opposable thumbs I would teach him to flick a Bic lighter whenever I sing so that I would feel like a rock star. Cheers and happy weekend!
I was just talking to my son that lives in Saskatchewan about a ... moreI was just talking to my son that lives in Saskatchewan about a US petition to sell Montana to Canada for 1 trillion dollars to help ease the national dept. Montana is close to Saskatchewan and if the deal goes ahead my son is thinking about buying some land there. Cheers!
I just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's e... moreI just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's extra special because were snowed in and our son (her father) braved the snow to make sure we got it on time. Cheers and have a happy Valentine day tomorrow!
I think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the ch... moreI think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the character is a disembodied head wearing a Zoro masks that floats around the Guilt Free Zone while chanting - trouble trouble trouble. Then it possesses the staff of the Guilt Free Zone ( a bar) in humorous ways. I like the Guilt Free Zone because it can be pretty funny plus they have a rocking house band - it's on the APTN network. Cheers!
I haven't but I'd really like to - there is a dentist clin... moreI haven't but I'd really like to - there is a dentist clinic in my area that uses a 3D printer to make false teeth so I'm going to check it out soon. Cheers and happy weekend!
I should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy.... moreI should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy.. I missed the last one so I am hoping I get to see this one. Cheers!
I have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member h... moreI have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member has. It teaches you how to hunt moose in Northern Ontario. It tells you how to make a funnel horn out of bark to call moose then the guy makes moose calls. It also explains how to use the funnel to attract moose during the Rut season by using the funnel to imitate the sound of a moose urinating in the water. Half the record is of the guy making the moose calls and rut sounds so I find it hilarious. Cheers!
My dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs W... moreMy dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs Way Home. Cheers!
This morning Trump made a tweet about the farm bill he will be s... moreThis morning Trump made a tweet about the farm bill he will be signing and he included a clip from a old Apprentice episode. In the clip Trump and one of the Apprentices are dressed up like the characters from Green Acers and they are singing the theme song. Trumps version is very similar to the original except when the lady sings her part instead of saying - New York is were I'd rather be - she says - Trump Tower is were I'd rather be. I think it's a conflict of interest because he is advertising his tower. Cheers and happy 3 sleeps till Christmas! less
Yesterday I was watching a show about Artic hares. The guy said&... moreYesterday I was watching a show about Artic hares. The guy said once he was taking photos of one that was eating the carcass of another animal - I found that interesting because I always thought rabbits were vegetarians. He also said that when the hare heard the camera shutter close it charge at him - I found that interesting because I always thought rabbits were timid. Then the guy said that after the hare got up to speed it started running at him on it's hind legs - the hare was about 4 feet tall when it was standing and it had blood all over it's face (from eating the carcass). It would probably be brown trouser time for me if a 4 foot rabbit with blood on it's face charged at me running on it's hind legs. Cheers and happy weekend! less
This morning the wife and I became Grandparents for the 2nd time... moreThis morning the wife and I became Grandparents for the 2nd time. 4 years ago it was looking like we would never become Grandparents but now we have a 3 year old Granddaughter and a brand new Grandson. Cheers!
I think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon ... moreI think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon and Uranus will be in align and some scientist are saying that gravitational pull will tug on Earths tectonic plates and cause earthquakes. Cheers and happy weekend!
I am but I'll have to wait till tomorrow to watch it because I c... moreI am but I'll have to wait till tomorrow to watch it because I can't stay up past !:00 PM these days ( so I'll record it). Actually my PVR will remember to do that for me. I was thinking how TV technology has changed since the first season of SNL - if I recall my remote control was bigger then a PC key booed and it had a cable on it that had to hook up to big convert box. TV have come a long way too. Cheers and happy weekend!
My same old same old love story is - Country girl meets co... moreMy same old same old love story is - Country girl meets county boy and start dating. Then country girl see's Punk rock boy and say's ye ha and leaves country boy with a achy breaky heart. Cheers and happy weekend!
For the last few Halloweens I have gone out as Willie... moreFor the last few Halloweens I have gone out as Willie Grounds Keeper (from the Simpsons) or the Zig - Zag man. This year I want to be something totally different so I'm thinking of being Barack Obama's brother from another mother. My Barack Obama impression is better then my Willie Grounds Keeper impression but because I don't really look like Obama I never consider being him for Halloween. But now as a brother from another mother I don't have to look like him.. Part of my plan is to do Obama type speech's but make them about some of the issues in the community like how the new Petro Can gas station will put Ma and Pa business out of business and cause traffic nightmares. Anyway I haven't been this excited about Halloween since I cut a couple eye holes in one of my mommies new bed sheets. Cheers! less
Once I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul a... moreOnce I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and said - I'm just going down to Petro Scam - Petro Scam is what the local yokels call Petro Can because of it's high prices but I don't think the cop knew that and he started thinking I had some kind of beef with them. Then he asked me what was with the axe and I said - it's not an axe it's a wood splitting maul then he said what ever what's the difference so I started to take the sock off the head of the maul to show him. His Glock hand seemed to be getting mighty itchy so I stopped and started telling him the whole story. Which was one of my Fairwinds ground keeping customers was picking me up at Petro Can and I was going to her house to split up a cord of fir firewood. Then I told him that since she only has a wood chopping axe I bring my wood splitting maul. His Glock hand still seemed a bit itc... less
When ever I watch Murdock mysteries or Judge Judy I always think... moreWhen ever I watch Murdock mysteries or Judge Judy I always think about Leight .And I'm a little extra sad that she won't be around to talk about the new Murdock mysteries episodes this fall. Cheers!
The show is called - Russia Kremlin Putin - it will be a w... moreThe show is called - Russia Kremlin Putin - it will be a weekly show and it is State run. Basically it's about Putin hiking around Siberia on the weekends while people compliment his physical fitness or say things like - if a bear see's Putin they aren't idiots - they will behave themselves properly. Putin is physically fit but the bear part sounds like propaganda to me. Anyway I bet within a week Trump will be talking or tweeting about the show and say things like - maybe I should do a show or two with him. Cheers! less
Trump was recently at a photo OP coloring pictures of the Americ... moreTrump was recently at a photo OP coloring pictures of the American flag with a bunch of kids - Trumps pictures was the only one that had a blue strip on it. I'm sure that there was an American flag in the room that Trump could of looked at to get his picture right but he failed to do that. So I figure he is not as bright as he claims and or he is mot as patriotic as he claims. BTW it's the Russian flag that has a blue strip on it. Cheers!
In a sense I've already taking many bullets for ... moreIn a sense I've already taking many bullets for my dog - sometimes when he expels air and someone say's he stinks I'll say - um that was me. But I wouldn't take bullet for him and I think he would understand because he heard me promise my Granddaughter that I will be around to do the Robot at her wedding so he wouldn't want to jeopardise that. Cheers!
I like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of... moreI like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of the county buskins in my area but in reality they could probably do it with 3 Platoons. But whenever they least expected it we would still send a flaming tractor their way or drop Douglas firs on their camp. Cheers!.
Shortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started see... moreShortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started seeing him at community events in the Central Vancouver Island area. Ever time I spotted him he seemed to know that I spotted him and he tried to disappear into the crowd. He is pretty quick but once I was able to catch up to him and say - gaba gaba hey then he did one of his famous Joey Ramone moves - he pulled his sunglass down and stared at me like I was stupid or something. I had seen that gaze in a few of his vids so it convinced me Joey Ramone is alive and well, Not sure about this part but shortly before Joey Ramone died he did a guest appearance in a Canadian short film called Road Kill. In his scene a taxi driver says - hey Joey what are you doing in Sudbury and Joey say's - just looking for some fertile ground. There is no fertile land in Sudbury because of the nickel mines and smelters so I think it was a clue that Joey Ramome was going to fake his death and retire on the Rock... less
I just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the... moreI just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the recorded messages on the Vancouver BC Sky Train. I think he will make the sky train rides more entertaining I might even go over to the main land just to ride the sky train and hear Seth Rogen reminding people that their backpack didn't pay a fare so it doesn't get a seat or telling people that his mama told him not to put his feet on the seat so make my mama proud and get your feet off the seats. Cheers!
I'm starting to think he will because protesters have been givin... moreI'm starting to think he will because protesters have been giving the green light to fly their Trump blimp on the day he arrives in the UK. It's called the Angry Baby Blimp - it's pretty funny looking but I don't think Trump will find it funny and cancel the meeting (included a link to more info about the blimp). Cheers! https://news.sky.com/story/trump-angry-baby-blimp-gets-green-light-to-fly-over-london-during-presidents-visit-11426665
The eagles around here are teaching their young how to take adva... moreThe eagles around here are teaching their young how to take advantage of the air streams. It's pretty cool to watch how fast the young catch on and get faster. Pretty soon they will be teaching the young to hunt it's also pretty neat to watch but also a little sad because I know sooner or later they will be dinning on one of my neighbours cats. Cheers!
Today my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale.... moreToday my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale. It was way cool you could see how the other vertebrate would fit together and form a spinal Colum. I was a little jealous that I don't have anything that neat in my garden. It had been naturally cleaned from being under the water for years. Cheers and happy weekend!
I heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the c... moreI heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the cigarette butts from the city streets. They set up peanut stations around the city and when a crow finds a cigarette butt it brings it to the peanut station and puts the cigarette butt in and then it gets rewarded with a peanut. I think it's a good environmentally friendly way to clean up all the cigarette butts. Cheers and happy weekend!
Mine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good p... moreMine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good photos and making them look nice beautiful and thin after the interpolator translated it to Kim he got a puzzled look on his face like he was trying to figure out if Trump just called him fat. Cheers!
Apparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, mem... moreApparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, memos and cards into tiny pieces. But because all that stuff has to be preserved for the National Archives of historical records staffers have to Scotch tape the piece back together. I bet that the tape is costing American tax payers a $100 a year but I don't think it's too much. Because when future generations are looking at the Presidential records in the archive and they come to the Trump section and they see 1000's of taped up documents the looks on their faces will be priceless. Cheers! less
For me it will be oranges - big juicy oranges with&n... moreFor me it will be oranges - big juicy oranges with the kind of peels that come off in one piece -(that's what |I'll miss the most). But I'm prepared to bite the bullet and eat black berries to help win the Trade war. Cheers and happy weekend!
I almost did that yesterday I started signing a check... moreI almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not right. It was at my bank so I just had to cross it out and initial it but I still felt silly. Cheers!
There was a child hanging by their arms on the outside a &n... moreThere was a child hanging by their arms on the outside a 5 story balcony and well other people were standing around saying oh no somebody call 911 a guy ran over and started climbing up to save the child. He climbed up and pulled the child onto the balcony in less then a minute. Then I hope he was the kind of hero that didn't stop there instead he gave the kid a lecture about playing safe. Anyway why I posted this in human behavior is because people and the press starting calling him the Spider Man of Paris - spider powers had nothing to do with it - it was a person who was physically fit so if they had to put a name to his heroism it should of been Fitness Man. Then maybe kids wouldn't think they have to be bite by a radioactive spider to be a hero they just have to stay physically fit so they can get the job done.. The hero was an illegal immigrant but after what he did the French President granted him citizenship and search and rescue offered him a job.... less
For me it`s having a fridge and cupboard full of food so I... moreFor me it`s having a fridge and cupboard full of food so I don`t have to worry about were our next meal is coming from - been there done that and I don`t want to have to do it again. Cheers and happy weekend!
In case you don't know a Pug Bongo is when you get a pair o... moreIn case you don't know a Pug Bongo is when you get a pair of Pug dogs to roll on their backs then you tap on their belly's likes a Bongo drum. I figure five band members all playing Pug Bongos would wow the crowds and we will be rolling in the doe in no time. Cheers!
The other day a lady told me that if you pull out weeds tow... moreThe other day a lady told me that if you pull out weeds towards the sun they will come out easier. I'm a professional gardener so at first I thought she was crazy but I tried it today and it seems to work. Cheers!
I have a store bought water fountain in the center of my garden ... moreI have a store bought water fountain in the center of my garden and I find it quite soothing. The house that I will be working at tomorrow has a reel cool water feature in their Japanese garden. It starts with a rapids section about 10 feet long then a waterfall that empties into a pond the drop is about 5 feet so it's pretty impressive. They had me put $1.000 worth of plants and shrubs in the Japanese garden this year so I can't wait until they turn the waterfall on and see all the plants growing and blooming. Cheers! less
If I just had a physical then found out that my doctor had a dri... moreIf I just had a physical then found out that my doctor had a drinking problem I would be worried that the doctor missed something or got something wrong so I would go to another doctor for a second opinion. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think he should to be on the safe side. Syria or Russia ... moreI think he should to be on the safe side. Syria or Russia could be planning a terrorist attack so as a safe guard the National guard should be put back were they belong. Cheers!
For me it's knowing our 3 year old Granddaughter didn't&nb... moreFor me it's knowing our 3 year old Granddaughter didn't just get a couple of good grandparents when she was born she also got a best friend/loyal security dog. I was quite worried about how my best friend/security dog would fit into the grandchild pitcher and wondered if it would be safest to tie him up whenever the grandchild came over. But 3 years later whenever our granddaughter comes over she is consonantly flanked by a lean mean fighting machine and no person, bear or cougar could hurt that child . Cheers! less
A lot of clothing is imported into the United States from China ... moreA lot of clothing is imported into the United States from China but I bet there won't be any tariffs placed on then because it might effect Trumps daughters business. Cheers and happy weekend!
If you asked me that question I would have to say no unless you ... moreIf you asked me that question I would have to say no unless you first agreed to put on a safety helmet and safety vest because my pot is Vancouver Island outdoor. It's grown with 2 scoops of sunshine so it's very powerful and if your not a local yokel and not used to it you could fall and bump your head or get lost in the bush. Cheers!
Well I don`t think he is nuts - I think it's more of a lack of s... moreWell I don`t think he is nuts - I think it's more of a lack of sort of thing. Bet someday his biggest regret will be meeting Donald Trump. Cheers!
Usally not but if you put a Kick Me sign or their back you can h... moreUsally not but if you put a Kick Me sign or their back you can help add al little excitement to their life. Cheers!
They will and it will be without Trump. Not sure what he will do... moreThey will and it will be without Trump. Not sure what he will do about it maybe make up sad poetry like - Kim and Putin sitting in a tree C-O-L-L-U-D-I-N-G without ME. Cheers!
Ya apparently he just had some kind of tiff with his wife during... moreYa apparently he just had some kind of tiff with his wife during a dinner at his golf coarse - that's another sign of a unhappy man. There is probably lots of over things Trump is worrying about and I bet one of the biggest is the Russian hooker tape. Cheers!
Well I think he is lying about being happy - I bet he has never ... moreWell I think he is lying about being happy - I bet he has never been so unhappy and so worried as he has been in the last week. He might even be a bit heart broken because Kim and Putin will be meeting. Cheers!
Well I wasn't à carny ( I contracted painting work at an ... moreWell I wasn't à carny ( I contracted painting work at an amusement park) but sometimes they would let me party with them - they can be lots of fun. Cheers!
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I know I was just goofing around. I used to do painting at an am... moreI know I was just goofing around. I used to do painting at an amusement park and we would use a lot of lacquers so the paint would dry quickly and the show could go on. Cheers!
There is - oil based enamel that has lacquer thinner added to it... moreThere is - oil based enamel that has lacquer thinner added to it. The lacquer thinner really enhances the pleasing smell but it does speed up drying time so you don't get as long to enjoy the pleasing smell of the paint drying. Guess that would be an example of - you can't have your cake and eat it too. Cheers!
Ya but it was an orphan bear so it might of said - please ... moreYa but it was an orphan bear so it might of said - please sir can I have some more. Cheers!
The other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. I... moreThe other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. It turned out to be a bear that was rummaging around in his porch fridge. He was able to drive the bear off the poarch by banging a couple of pots together but when he saw the mess that the bear made he got mad - picked up a bagel and threw it at the bear. When he told me about it I thought it was pretty silly - glad he was all right but throwing a bagel at a bear is way silly. Cheers!
The battle would start the moment God tries to tell Trump that y... moreThe battle would start the moment God tries to tell Trump that you can't take it with you (Trump will try to bring a suitcase full of money, phony tan lotion and hair products into Heaven). Cheers!
I like the Western Family brand - it's got a rich taste at a low... moreI like the Western Family brand - it's got a rich taste at a low price (it's usally a buck or two cheaper then the big brands). Cheers and happy weekend!
I guess it will cut down some of my practical jokes (the old ban... moreI guess it will cut down some of my practical jokes (the old banana peal on the side walk trick). Actually it might impact me with leg cramps - I used to get a lot of leg cramps but after I started eating banana's regularly the leg cramps stopped. Cheers and happy weekend!
When my 2 sons were teens they called my music Old Fogey music (... moreWhen my 2 sons were teens they called my music Old Fogey music (60's and seventies rock) now a days they listen to it and it's starting to look like our Granddaughter will be a rocker too. I hope my boys have good memories of me playing Air Guitar to BTO and I hope they are a little sorry they laughed at me and my music. Cheers and happy weekend!
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Well sooner or later she will be reading the full report and wit... moreWell sooner or later she will be reading the full report and with her Harvard law experience I`m sure she will find lots of things that were blacked out that shouldn't of been blacked out then she will get Barr fired or what every they do to a AG that serves for president instead of the people. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well from the Vet you should expect dignity, compassion and info... moreWell from the Vet you should expect dignity, compassion and information When I had our dog Sundance euthanized I had the Vet come to our house to do it because I figured his soul should be released into familiar territory. It was a comforting thought and my advice to you is try to find comforting thoughts to held make it easier. The Vet was very dignified and compassionate which was helpful plus she was very informant she let us know what Sundance would or wouldn't feel and even though I was hoping for a last minute miracle she assured me - no its time which was helpful. The Vet also went beyond the call of duty she helped me carry him to his final resting spot then after I covered him up she picked a wild flower and placed it on his grave. Sundance is gone but not forgotten plus I kept in contact with the lady that raised his daughter then I got to see one of Sundance's grandson then his great grandson and I could see a little bit of Sundance in all of them. Cheers! less
Ya maybe every now and then George says - quick impression to Ke... moreYa maybe every now and then George says - quick impression to Kellyanne - then he picks up his water bottle with 2 hands and takes a baby sip then they laugh and laugh. Donald Trump has done a lot of things that I don't agree with but if he is the kind of guy that would break up a marriage for his own satisfaction then he is extra horrible in my eyes. I was thinking I should do a search on their marriage before Trump was in the pitcher - look at photos of them to see if they looked happy and or in love. Cheers and happy first day of Spring. less
Maybe someday hemorrhoids will mutate and scientist will name th... moreMaybe someday hemorrhoids will mutate and scientist will name them T- Rump Oids. Cheers and happy first day of spring!
I'm sure he does think he is making perfect sense. But lately&nb... moreI'm sure he does think he is making perfect sense. But lately if you look at the faces of some of his supports at his rallies you can see confusion on their faces because they are starting to hear gibberish. They all seem to still clap and cheer but I bet when they go home they ask each other what did he say or what was he talking about - and they don't know. I figurer once a person starts recognizing gibberish they will always recognize gibberish and thump will loose support one gibberish word at a time. Cheers and happy weekend! less
I bet he already has talked to her about her husband. Cheers and... moreI bet he already has talked to her about her husband. Cheers and happy weekend!
I was delighted because I figured he was digging him self into a... moreI was delighted because I figured he was digging him self into a hole that he will never get out of. Cheers!
Bet Trump is pretty heart broken that he sent Kim... moreBet Trump is pretty heart broken that he sent Kim a Elton John CD with the Rocket Man song on it. Maybe now that they are arch enemies Trump will send Kim another Elton John CD - Mad Man Across The Water. Cheers!
Maybe but if I'm going to have Goddess I have to scratch th... moreMaybe but if I'm going to have Goddess I have to scratch the 1967 Buick Wild Cat idea and go with a 1967 Ford Mustang convertible so I could them off to the non believers. Cheers!
Kind of - like the Rastafarianism belief I believe that can... moreKind of - like the Rastafarianism belief I believe that cannabis is a gift from God/Jah and it should be free so free bud in cult. It will kind of be a variant of the Boy or Girl Scots members will get badges for lighting a doobie by rubbing sticks together or using their knot tying skills to make a Thai Stick. Cheers!
Probably my Christmas wool sweeter with a snow man on it - it ma... moreProbably my Christmas wool sweeter with a snow man on it - it makes me look ridicules and a bit fat but every year I have to wear it for the traditional family photo. So if it burnt up I would have a good excuse to get a new Christmas sweater. Cheers!
Not sure what a BOGOS is but there will be people there with lea... moreNot sure what a BOGOS is but there will be people there with leaf blowers that shoot huge clouds of pot smoke to the crowd. You don't have to buy pot during the event because people throw out tons of free bud. The city of Vancouver tried to prevent Cypress Hill from preforming they say it was for security reasons but I think it was just sour grapes because they lost the war to keep cannabis illegal (this will be the first 4/20 that recreational pot is legal). Cheers!
There will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the ... moreThere will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the one I would like to go to is on Sunset beach in Vancouver. Cypress Hill will be given a free concert (one of my favorite groups) but if I go I would be insane in the membrane because I would loose a day and a half pay plus it would cost me $500 (ferry coast, gas and other expense's). Cheers!
Every thing will be blacked out except the words Which Hunt (the... moreEvery thing will be blacked out except the words Which Hunt (the report probably wouldn't have the word Witch in it). Actually I'm thinking there might not be as much blacking out as people are thinking because Barr knows that sooner or later the full report will come out and it will be his butt on the line if it looks like he was protecting Trump. Cheers!
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Not sure if this is an example of a grief thief but when T... moreNot sure if this is an example of a grief thief but when Trump was talking to the people that were devastated by hurricane Florence he noticed a boat that had landed in a guys yard and he said - well at least you got a nice boat out of the deal. A boat that has been tossed around by a hurricane is not a nice boat it's a big piece of junk that the guy would have to clean up plus all the other damage to his home. Cheers!
It would be cannabis related. It would believe that cannabis was... moreIt would be cannabis related. It would believe that cannabis was a gift from Jah. The ethical principles would be all members have to be at least 18 years old. The ritual would be sparking up a doobie by rubbing 2 sticks together. The symbol would be a 1967 Buick Wild Cat. Cheers!
Maybe Tiger Woods has proof that Trump cheats at golf ... moreMaybe Tiger Woods has proof that Trump cheats at golf and Trump figures it's in the Nations best interest for them not to know he cheats so he rewards Woods silence with a metal. Cheers!
This might sound like bragging but I knew Mr. Caliopie from the ... moreThis might sound like bragging but I knew Mr. Caliopie from the Bozo the clown show. Cheers!
A couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned ... moreA couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned to let us know that he and his wife put a bid on a house in the BC interior and last night he phoned to give us the good news that they got it. So by July our son, his wife and their dogs will only be a 8 hour drive away instead of a two and a half day drive away. Cheers!
I let it rip until all the gas is gone but I try to do it in a m... moreI let it rip until all the gas is gone but I try to do it in a musical way so that it sounds like 3 Blind Mice or Bingo. Cheers!
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The Worlds largest Garden Gnome may have a worse case of foot ro... moreThe Worlds largest Garden Gnome may have a worse case of foot rot then previous thought which might cancel or delay it's planned move from Nanoose Bay to up Island. Cheers!
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It's probably a tie - like the other day I cringed at the though... moreIt's probably a tie - like the other day I cringed at the thought of a US president being spiteful by saying he would send the illegal migrants to sanction city's but yesterday I got a laugh when I heard Sarah Sanders say Trump was just joking when he said he loves Wikileaks. Cheers!
It is but I don't need no stinking mountain top tellin... moreIt is but I don't need no stinking mountain top telling when my beer is cold. I was just thinking about the old commercials they used to have with a Sasquatch in them they were pretty funny. Cheers and happy weekend!
Ya one of his medals could be for bravery while being followed b... moreYa one of his medals could be for bravery while being followed by a hostel piece of toilet paper (he had that piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe). Cheers and happy weekend!
And if he can't cut them down he will do whatever he can to make... moreAnd if he can't cut them down he will do whatever he can to make their life miserable. I an not a prodon and I haven't been since I watched him during the Presidential debate and the way he campaigned. Cheers and happy weekend!
I love the taste of beer but it has to be made with BC glacier w... moreI love the taste of beer but it has to be made with BC glacier water. Cheers and happy weekend!
Ya he would get the Jimmy leg if he was cut off twitter (when a ... moreYa he would get the Jimmy leg if he was cut off twitter (when a heroin addict is hurting for a fix one of their legs twitch uncontrollably). I bet if Trump was cut off twitter he would start talking like he was tweeting. When Trump tweets he sometimes has to break one thought into 2 tweets - he will write part of the tweet and end it with .... then he will write the next tweet starting with .... . So if Trump was cut off twitter whenever he talked he would start a sentence then say dot dot dot dot - pause then say dot dot dot dot and then finish the sentence. The other day Trump was talking to 4 World war 2 vets - one of the vets gave Trump a hat and said maybe you can post a picture of it on twitter - Trump said I don't know I don't use twitter that much - what a lying joke he is. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Well since it's the weekend I thought I would add a joke. Cheers... moreWell since it's the weekend I thought I would add a joke. Cheers and happy weekend! Question: What did the grammar Nazi do the first time he saw a naked woman? Answer: He started getting excited thinking that maybe someday someone will make a word sense mistake and write "a nice pare" instead of "a nice pair" then he could get his jollies by pointing out the mistake.
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