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  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When is the last time you checked your balance?:
    The last time I checked my balance was last spring when I crossed a creek  on a slippery log. What kept me from falling over was knowing the water was ice cold. Cheers and happy wekend!
    • 11 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Without identifying the movie, post your favorite line from any movie.:
    I’m gonna take this right foot, and I’m gonna whop you on that side of your face.  And you wanna know something?  There’s not a damn thing you’re gonna be able to do about it.  Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 8:57 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to There's rubber pipes with detachable ceramic bowls so do you have any clue where mine went after I finished scraping the black tar off it?:
    My guess is the back of the kitchen sink - you left them there when you washed your hands after you scraped off the black tar. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 4:18 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What are the most important jobs in your city/town?:
    K) the most important job around here is the Rez boys who will set up a gauntlet at the top of Nanoose hill to stop the Russian troops when they invade Vancouver Island. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 12:41 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you think the wild monkeys got Element 99?:
    Could be Fox news has been known to be misleading. I actually think it is a fluff piece to draw attention away from the Gaetz thing. They always seem to do that whenever there is a scandal in the republican party - last time it was a fluff piece abou...  moreCould be Fox news has been known to be misleading. I actually think it is a fluff piece to draw attention away from the Gaetz thing. They always seem to do that whenever there is a scandal in the republican party - last time it was a fluff piece about Australian bears that were running out  of leafs to eat. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    • Fri at 12:24 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Do you think the wild monkeys got Element 99?
    I just heard on Fox news that there is 5 wild monkeys on the loose in Ohio and since Element hasn't been here in a day or so I am getting a little worried that the monkeys got him. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 11:45 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Mattress Pedophile wants to 'DATE' your child" billboard goes up in Florida. "DATE"? Know what Mattress Pedophile thinks a "date" is?:
    He just released   a tweet of denial were he refers to him self as a third party. Matt Gaetz did not date underage girls. Matt Gaetz did not visit dating sites. Matt Gaetz did not pay for sex. Matt Gaetz  did not show  nude photos to c...  moreHe just released   a tweet of denial were he refers to him self as a third party. Matt Gaetz did not date underage girls. Matt Gaetz did not visit dating sites. Matt Gaetz did not pay for sex. Matt Gaetz  did not show  nude photos to co workers. If truth be told Mato Gaetz  did a horrible job at covering up his sleazy activity  - there are apps and Internet cookies that show he did  the things he said he didn't do. I am wondering what Matt Gaetz wife thinks about it and why his co workers arn't standing up and saying - Matt Gaetz is a sleeze  ball and he should resign. A few months ago Matt Gaetz asked Trump for a blanket pardon so I think that  shows he was worried about the sleezy and illegal things he done and was planning to keep doing. Cheers and happy weekend!   less
    • Fri at 10:42 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What do you call this thing in the picture below? I never knew there are multiple names for it until very recently. :
    A buggy. In about 7 hours from now I will have my shopping buggy filled with about $250 of food and goodies. But because I have such good shopping skills and good algebra  skills that I use to find the best value it will really be about a million dol...  moreA buggy. In about 7 hours from now I will have my shopping buggy filled with about $250 of food and goodies. But because I have such good shopping skills and good algebra  skills that I use to find the best value it will really be about a million dollars worth of food and goodies. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    • Fri at 9:38 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to This question may get me banned. What do you think about what I quoted below said by a mugger?:
    Yeah with a bod like that he would probably wear tank tops and cargo shorts. Cheers!
    • Thu at 8:49 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If you were to own a racehorse, what name would you like to give to the him or the her?:
    Soapy because I would buy the hoarse to launder money made in the illegal cannabis biz. Cheers!
    • Thu at 8:21 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to how do you make friends when noone is interested?:
    Maybe if find out a bit of things about them (their likes and interest) then talk about some of those things when you meet them it could be a start of a friendship. Cheers!
    • Thu at 4:48 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to This question may get me banned. What do you think about what I quoted below said by a mugger?:
    I'm not sure of anything these days - for all I know Hell could be freezing and the devil wears a cardigan sweater. Which might be a sign that the devil could be white and not the red or black beast that you see in most images of the devil. Cheers!
    • Thu at 4:28 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to This question may get me banned. What do you think about what I quoted below said by a mugger?:
    Maybe it does I feel less arrogant and less certain that Santa, God and Jesus must be white. Cheers! 
    • Thu at 3:21 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to This question may get me banned. What do you think about what I quoted below said by a mugger?:
    Well I am still going to try and be less white and start singing Freddy Boom Boom Washington's  song more often -  I don't care what the white man says Santa Clause is a black man. Cheers!
    • Thu at 11:02 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to This question may get me banned. What do you think about what I quoted below said by a mugger?:
    I just Googled coke  asking it's workers to be less white. The reason they said it was to help fight racisum  - sort of a walk a mile in their shoes sort of thing. So I  think it is a good idea. Cheers!
    • Thu at 9:14 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to This question may get me banned. What do you think about what I quoted below said by a mugger?:
    Sometimes when I think about how blacks are treated  by whites I wish I was less white. Cheers!
    • Thu at 9:05 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "A BRIEF HISTORY OF RACIST SOFT DRINKS". Well well well well well. Investigating/research/ rocks. Didja know?:
    Wonder if the reason Donald Trump drinks coke is  because his father and grandfather drank it because it was white mans bevarage. Cheers!
    • Thu at 8:49 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Does this creep you out? Scare you?:
    Hey when you were in Quebec did you try their Hash? Quebec has the best hash in all of Canada because it is made the old fashioned way - with hash plant resin that is gather by naked virgin maidens. Cheers!
    • Wed at 8:51 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Without identifying the movie, post your favorite line from any movie.:
    Get a good sleep tonight cousin because tomorrow we are going after Big Time Geehie Dan Beauford. Cheers!
    • Wed at 7:09 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The two doormen who watched an assailant assault an Asian woman did nothing to help until he left. He had a knife. What would YOU have done?:
    Well getting sued wouldn't worry me because I have connections with the family of a former US president (Jimmy Carter). Also the thing about kicking someone's knee cap out of its socket is they can be popped  back into place just as easy as they pop ...  moreWell getting sued wouldn't worry me because I have connections with the family of a former US president (Jimmy Carter). Also the thing about kicking someone's knee cap out of its socket is they can be popped  back into place just as easy as they pop out. So just before the cops showed up I could pop the knee back in place then there would be no evidence of assault. Cheers! Thought I would add a funny story. When I first met my connection to the Carter family it turned out that we had the same last name. So we wondered if we were related  but because I had no family in a Southern state in the US and he had no family in Southern Ontario we concluded that we were probably not related. Then he noticed a guy wearing shorts and the guy had some pretty bonnie white legs and he shouted out - hey nice legs and I said hey that is one of my jokes maybe we are related.  less
    • Wed at 3:01 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I don't know if this is true but ALLEGEDLY FOOTOO was caught drinking what looked like a COKE after telling fawning worshippers to BOYCOTT?:
    Well that is all well and fine but Trump made a big deal about boycotting coke so it is like he expects everyone to give up something they enjoy but sets no example by boycotting it himself. Cheers!
    • Wed at 2:33 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The two doormen who watched an assailant assault an Asian woman did nothing to help until he left. He had a knife. What would YOU have done?:
    I  think it is good news because it will serve as an example that there is a consequence  to watching a hate crime and doing nothing. I hope they look at those 2 guys social media activity and see if they had any rasist  comments or were in...  moreI  think it is good news because it will serve as an example that there is a consequence  to watching a hate crime and doing nothing. I hope they look at those 2 guys social media activity and see if they had any rasist  comments or were involved with hate groups. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 10:33 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I don't know if this is true but ALLEGEDLY FOOTOO was caught drinking what looked like a COKE after telling fawning worshippers to BOYCOTT?:
    He is a do as I say not as I do kind of guy. On the weekend he gave a rant about 5 or 6 compares that should be  boycotted  and I am sure the only reason he did it was because those companies are against voter supression,  To economically r...  moreHe is a do as I say not as I do kind of guy. On the weekend he gave a rant about 5 or 6 compares that should be  boycotted  and I am sure the only reason he did it was because those companies are against voter supression,  To economically recover the last thing America  needs is  boycotts on major companies. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 10:12 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to About 44% of US new virus infection are in 5 states with 22% of the US population. Did those states' citizens Party WAY TOO HEARTY?:
    You  would think that anyone with a lick of sence would look at those numbers and be terrified that their State could suffer the same fate if they don't follow the simple coronaviris rules,  Cheers!
    • Wed at 10:00 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The two doormen who watched an assailant assault an Asian woman did nothing to help until he left. He had a knife. What would YOU have done?:
    Probably side kick his knee cap out of it's socket then call him names like punky a** b*tch  untill the cops showed up. Cheers!
    • Wed at 9:36 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Every citizen of the usa has an OBLIGATION to take a stand on voting rights. Who the he** does moscow mitch think he is?:
    I think he figures he is the Grand Poopa of voter surpresion.  I bet if corporations  were pro voter surpresion  he would be calling them a God  sent. Cheers!
    • Wed at 8:34 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Why the heck was everyone Kung Fu Fighting anyway? :
    Well I don't know why the other people did it but I did it because it was a fun drinking game called Drunken Kung Fu Fighting. When the song first came out  the local radio station played it ever half hour or so. We would sit around drinkin...  moreWell I don't know why the other people did it but I did it because it was a fun drinking game called Drunken Kung Fu Fighting. When the song first came out  the local radio station played it ever half hour or so. We would sit around drinking until we heard the song then we would jump up - bow to each other then start Kung fu fighting each other until the song ended then we would go back to drinking and wait for the song to come on again. There were 3 rules to the drunken kung fu fighting game - before you threw a kick or chop you had to say - ahh so - if  you connected you had to say - so sorry and there was no hitting above the eyebrows. Cheers!   less
    • Tue at 10:44 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "How FOOTOO steered supporters into unwitting donations." Sheep are meant to be shorn. FOOTOO is way good at that. Know what else?:
    On the weekend  Trump called Fox news and went on a rant about how the pre checked boxes were perfectly leagle. What his rant didn't include was how hard it was to find the pre checked boxes and how time consuming it was to go through all the fine pr...  moreOn the weekend  Trump called Fox news and went on a rant about how the pre checked boxes were perfectly leagle. What his rant didn't include was how hard it was to find the pre checked boxes and how time consuming it was to go through all the fine print and un check the boxes. He also didn't mention that the automatic withdraws were supposed to end on election day but they kept  taking money out untill the end of December. He also didn't mention that the money was supposed to be re election donations but it went into a personal acount that he can use for anything he wants which could be a second gold toilet. He also did't mention  that  banks were swamped  with his supporters calling up and making fraud clams which might lead to 1000s of law suits against him. Cheers!  less
    • Tue at 9:59 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Defense tries to limit some police testimony." Vis a vis Derek Chauvin trial. WHY? Abrogation of free speech in the testimony? SCAIRDY CAT?:
    Well it is not a Hippy Chick it is a No Hippy Chick. A hippy chick figured that stiking a flower in a gun would change the World a No Hippy Chick knows that that won't work - you have to let it be known that you are mad as hell  and  you arn't g...  moreWell it is not a Hippy Chick it is a No Hippy Chick. A hippy chick figured that stiking a flower in a gun would change the World a No Hippy Chick knows that that won't work - you have to let it be known that you are mad as hell  and  you arn't going to take it anymore. Hippy Chick is a song by Soho and you might enjoy it if you give it a listen. Cheers!  
    • Tue at 8:54 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to BAD BLOOD between the FOOTOO GOP and CORPORATE AMERICA. Temporary separation or a knock-down drag out DIVORCE?:
    Well  I know there is one company that is wishing they stayed out of pollitics. The My Pillow guy just admitted that his company lost 65 million dollars because of his close ties to Trump and helping to spread the big lie about voter fraud and mis in...  moreWell  I know there is one company that is wishing they stayed out of pollitics. The My Pillow guy just admitted that his company lost 65 million dollars because of his close ties to Trump and helping to spread the big lie about voter fraud and mis information about the coronviris. Cheers!  
    • Tue at 8:29 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you know what cat fishing means? :
    Howdy boys I'm new here because I just broke up with my boyfriend. I like to travel and meet new people but I can't afford it right now because I was laid off from my massage job. Cheers! 
    • Mon at 2:29 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Defense tries to limit some police testimony." Vis a vis Derek Chauvin trial. WHY? Abrogation of free speech in the testimony? SCAIRDY CAT?:
    I don't think low income blacks will be treated fairly by law enforcement and the justice system until they see the error  of their ways so it is Hippy Chick time. Cheers!

    It's hard to tell you how I feel without hurting youSo try to thin...  more    I don't think low income blacks will be treated fairly by law enforcement and the justice system until they see the error  of their ways so it is Hippy Chick time. Cheers!

    It's hard to tell you how I feel without hurting youSo try to think about yourself the way that I see youYour life revolves around a force of oppressionAnd I won't deal with true blue devils of correction
    Got no flowers for your gun, no hippychickWon't make love to change your mind, no hippychickNo hippychick, no hip hip hip hip hip  less
    • Mon at 9:28 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who is an important Pole?:
    I forgot that he died maybe I am in denial and just hoping that he faked his death like Elvis - I really enjoyed his movies. Cheers!
    • April 4
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who is an important Pole?:
    He is important because he is the only one that knows the secret recipe for his pasta sauce. Cheers!
    • April 4
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be? :
    Black cherry unless I was going to be paired up with some root beer then I would be vanilla. Also if I was a ice cream flavor I would only be a flavor made by Chapmans. Chapmans is a BC  company they make a pretty  good ice cream and sell it at ...  moreBlack cherry unless I was going to be paired up with some root beer then I would be vanilla. Also if I was a ice cream flavor I would only be a flavor made by Chapmans. Chapmans is a BC  company they make a pretty  good ice cream and sell it at a fair price plus when their factory burned down they kept their workers on the payroll untill the new factory was made. Cheers!  
    • April 4
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who is the best looking celebrity and why is it Harry Styles? :
    I don't think I notice an accent but I think  the Trailer Park Boys  are a good example of how Canadians roll (except that Piss Jug eposode - Canadians don't do that). Cheers!
    • April 4
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "How FOOTOO steered supporters into unwitting donations." Sheep are meant to be shorn. FOOTOO is way good at that. Know what else?:
    I  read a  bit more about the pre checked  donations boxes turns out it wasn't illegal  for Trump to do it but the way he did  it was very sneaky and greedy. A lot of the suckers that fell for it are ticked off and they will never...  moreI  read a  bit more about the pre checked  donations boxes turns out it wasn't illegal  for Trump to do it but the way he did  it was very sneaky and greedy. A lot of the suckers that fell for it are ticked off and they will never vote for him again or a  Repulican  party that supports Trump.  If anyone is wondering what this is about they can Google "Trump 2020  campaign donations  + money bomb". Cheers!  
    • April 4
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who is the best looking celebrity and why is it Harry Styles? :
    Yep its way funny plus it is a Canadian production. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose is now friends with SavvyAnsley.
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who is the best looking celebrity and why is it Harry Styles? :
    I  do. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who is the best looking celebrity and why is it Harry Styles? :
    No it is Mick Jagger he has that rugged bad boy look. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you have a dog? If so what kind?:
    I have a male Blue healer I guess his personality is being a loyal friend. Cheers and happy weekend! 
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you have any unusual pets like a goat or Lama?:
    I used to have a goat she was a pretty cool pet plus she helped me open up new areas in the yard by eating all the brush. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to All we get is scandal after scandal after scandal. Lawsuits, corruption investigation. Anything GOOD that comes from Republican?:
    Trump  is being forced to pay back over 122 million  dollars to  re election campaign donors. He had the site that you did the donating set up with pre checked boxes that  said you agreed  to have the amount that you donated be ta...  moreTrump  is being forced to pay back over 122 million  dollars to  re election campaign donors. He had the site that you did the donating set up with pre checked boxes that  said you agreed  to have the amount that you donated be taking out of your account ever week  untill election day. The pre checked boxes were hidden in the fine print.  One guy who was on pension donated  $500 but because of the pre checked boxes they took $8000  out of his acount. Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Derek Chauvin cost the City of Minneapolis $27 MILLION because he elected to knee in neck a man to death who was NO THREAT TO HIM. Worth it?:
    So the trial is over and the only justice was in the form of a check? Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Two Capitol (D.C.) cops are suing FOOTOO for inciting the riot that damaged them. Think it has legs and they'll win?:
    Maybe they will win if it is done by jury. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When was the last time you asked a question? Not here, but in real life.:
    Yesterday afternoon - I asked a buddy if his new hat was his Easter Bonnet. Cheers and happy weekend! 
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Why would anyone ominously rumble on about the ineffectualness of French Canadians?:
    Not sure maybe because they never had the pleasure of partying with a French Canadian. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to For those of you who like love songs, do you have a favourite to share?:
    She's A Devil by BTO. I really like the lyrics so I included them Cheers and happy weekend!

    You're invited to join the processionThere is someone I'd like you to meetShe looks like she might be for hireBut you won't find her out in the street
    Her hair i...  more    She's A Devil by BTO. I really like the lyrics so I included them Cheers and happy weekend!

    You're invited to join the processionThere is someone I'd like you to meetShe looks like she might be for hireBut you won't find her out in the street
    Her hair is the color of mineAnd she's spending the night beside meCould this be my mind? Am I dreaming?Or maybe, I got you really
    She's a DevilShe's desireShe's an AngelI'm on fire
    I found in my life there were othersBut no one so equal it seemsAnd you stand at the edge of my heavenBut her fingertips pulsing to me
    Her hair is the color of mineAnd she's spending the night beside meCould this be my mind? Am I dreaming?Or maybe, I got you really
    She's a DevilShe's desireShe's an AngelI'm on fire
    She's a DevilShe's desireShe's an AngelI'm on fire
    You're invited to join the processionThere is someone…


    You're invited to join the processionThere is someone I'd like you to meetShe looks like she might be for hireBut you won't find her out in the street
    Her hair is the c...    less
    • April 3
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to $2 - $4 TRILLION DOLLAR infrastructure plan will be effected through the use of MASSIVE TAX HIKES FOR THE WEALTHY! Cry for them?:
    Vancouver is a city on the West coast of British Columbia - Kelowna is a  city in the interior of  British Columbia but they have one  thing that Vancouver dosn't have rattlesnakes and hopefully  one will bite Trump. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • April 3
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  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
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  • Do you think the wild monkeys got Element 99?

    I just heard on Fox news that there is 5 wild monkeys on the loo...  moreI just heard on Fox news that there is 5 wild monkeys on the loose in Ohio and since Element hasn't been here in a day or so I am getting a little worried that the monkeys got him. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Element 99 - Fri at 6:09 PM
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  • Are you going to visit New York and make a pipe out of a Mcintosh apple then smoke some leagle weed?

    New York just approved legalizing cannabis and I think it will b...  moreNew York just approved legalizing cannabis and I think it will be the best thing to happen to New York since apple pie. Cheers!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - March 29
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  • Do you usally have a smart - alecky reply when your signicant other suggest you do something?

    I usally do like yesterday my wife suggested that I cut my toena...  moreI usally do like yesterday my wife suggested that I cut my toenails and I said - no way I need them long in case I get in a fight. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Element 99 - March 26
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  • Did you hear about the egg and the equinox?

    On the fist day of the spring equinox you can take a raw eg...  moreOn the fist day of the spring equinox you can take a raw egg and stand it on its end so easily it is almost like magic. You can also do it on the first day of the fall equinox but it isn't as easy. In the Northern hemisphere  the spring equinox stats tomorrow. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by CameraObscura - March 20
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  • Got any plans for the first day of spring this Saturday?

    I am going to set up my garden water feature and have a barbeque. Cheers!
    Last post by Randy D - March 20
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  • Was Trump right about Biden assaulting the American people with long words?

    In a statement issued from his home at Mar-a-Lago Trump ripped B...  moreIn a statement issued from his home at Mar-a-Lago Trump ripped Biden for spewing a stream of words that were often three or four syllables. Reeling off a list of the offensively long words in Biden’s speech Trump singled out hyperbole, administer and effective. This should never be allowed to happen in this country he said. No one knows what these words mean and no one will ever know Trump said.  I think Americans should be insulted that Trump thinks so little about their intelligence. Cheers!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - March 15
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  • Got a example of the Trump's doing the pot calling the kettle black thing?

    Don Jr. just went on a rant about how he can't belive  that...  moreDon Jr. just went on a rant about how he can't belive  that people fire people through  twitter instead of having the guts to fire them in person. He was ranting  about a football teams cheerleaders finding out on twitter that there will be changes made  to the cheerleaders squad  - of course he had his facts wrong and forgot that his dad fired a few people by twitter instead of having  the guts to do it in person. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - March 9
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  • Did you hear about Mr. Potato Head?

    The toy company that makes Mr. Potato Head has decided to give i...  moreThe toy company that makes Mr. Potato Head has decided to give it a gender neutral name and start marketing it as Potato Head - I think it is kind of silly.  Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by a m b e r - March 1
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  • Do you think Joe Biden's dog is ugley?

    Yesterday Fox News talked about Joe Biden's dog saying things li...  moreYesterday Fox News talked about Joe Biden's dog saying things like it looked like it could use a bath and it was ugly. To me it looks like a fine animal and I bet it would take a bullet for Biden but Fox news still had to spend 2 minuets bad mouthing it. I really think it will come back to bite them because a lot of dog lovers will start thinking that Fox news is all bark and no bite. Cheers!  
    Last post by my2cents - February 25
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  • Ever watch the TV series Science Of The Stupid?

    It is about crazy stunts that people do and they explain how the...  moreIt is about crazy stunts that people do and they explain how the laws of physics made the stunt go wrong or right. Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - January 12
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  • What would be a good April Fools joke to play on Donald Trump?

    I would like to phone Trump up on April 1st and say -  Hell...  moreI would like to phone Trump up on April 1st and say -  Hello this is Brad  Raffensper  we found the votes you were looking for. Then when Trump say's  thats  great say April Fools. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - January 11
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  • Do you think you will be getting a lump of coal from Santa this year?

    I think I will and maybe my son will too because of the Christma...  moreI think I will and maybe my son will too because of the Christmas lie we concocted up a couple of days ago. Our son and  his wife brought our Grandkids over so we could watch them sit in the back of their SUV and open the Christmas presents we got them. Because of coronaviris restrictions that could of got us a $2000 fine so we concocted up a lie to get our story straight. Droping off food supplies is permitted so if the police showed up  my son was going to tell them he was dropping off milk and  potatoes. And just in case they seperated us and asked questions to see if our stories matched we were going to tell them the potatoes were Yukon gold and it was a 4 liter jug  of Homo milk (we call homogenized  milk Homo milk in Canada).  Cheers and  happy holidays!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - December 23, 2020
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  • Win any contests latley?

    Yesturday we found out that we won a new bed and they will be de...  moreYesturday we found out that we won a new bed and they will be delivering it today or tomorrw. It is  a pretty good bed it has coil springs and memory foam so we are looking at it as a surprise Christmas gift. Extra cool part  about it is we didn't enter the contest our son and his wife put our name in the contest box so it is nice knowing that they are always thinking about us. Cheers and happy holidays!  
    Last post by SavvyAnsley - December 23, 2020
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  • Are you going to put in a bid to get to press the demolition button at Trump's Atlantic city casino?

    I would like to but I spent all my money on Christmas preasents ...  moreI would like to but I spent all my money on Christmas preasents for my  Grandkids. All the money they raise will go to charity and I think the highest bid is over a million dollars. Just in case you think that it might be a waste of money I will add that  the charity is not the Trump foundation charity  so you can bet your money will go to a worthy cause (the Trump's miss used their foundation money in the past). Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Jane S - December 18, 2020
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  • Does your Christmas decorations include a laser light projector?

    I bought one today and it's way cool. It projects a million litt...  moreI bought one today and it's way cool. It projects a million little lights on the side of the house and in the trees. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by kjames - December 1, 2020
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  • Do you think Trump will destroy some of the National Treasures in the WH before he is removed from office?

    I think he has already started and he destroyed the Resolute des...  moreI think he has already started and he destroyed the Resolute desk in the Oval Office and that's why he was sitting at that tiny desk when he gave his last press converance. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - December 4, 2020
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  • Do you have a Christmas Der Der tube?

    A Christmas Der Der tube is a festivaly decurated empty TP roll ...  moreA Christmas Der Der tube is a festivaly decurated empty TP roll and it is used to annouce special Christmas events like the arrival  of Christmas guest or the opening of a new box of Christmas chocolates.  A Christmas  Der Der  tube  is played by placing the tube over the lips and shouting out - der der - da der der - der der. A experienced  Der Der tube player  can achieve a reverb sound by gently and rapidly  karate chopping their neck while saying - der der - da der der - der der. Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - November 27, 2020
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  • What do you think Trump's next failed business will be after he is out of the WH?

    I think it will be a dance studio that teaches people how to dan...  moreI think it will be a dance studio that teaches people how to dance without moving their feet.  Cheers!  
    Last post by Baba - November 18, 2020
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  • Do you think Melania Trump will decorate the WH this Christmas and if so what will the decorations be like?

    She has already said F  Christmas but she might still decor...  moreShe has already said F  Christmas but she might still decorate the WH. This year she might add a new Manger  and  the 3 wise men will look like the Proud Boys and baby Jesus will look like Donald Trump. Cheers!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - November 16, 2020
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  • Got a chant that would embarrase Trump and make him go hid at his golf course in shame?

    Mine is - Obama was a 2 term president you were only one - Obama...  moreMine is - Obama was a 2 term president you were only one - Obama was a 2 term presedent you were only one - Obama was a 2 term president you were only one. Cheers!  
    Last post by Jane S - November 11, 2020
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  • If Trump loses the election then asks his supporters to riot can he still be impeached ?

    I figure if Trump loses he will demand that his supporters riot ...  moreI figure if Trump loses he will demand that his supporters riot and do what ever they can to get rid of Biden and his supoorters. Cheers!  
    Last post by my2cents - November 3, 2020
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  • Pet owners do you decorate your pets for Christmas?^

    For the last week I have been sorting  out my Christmas dec...  moreFor the last week I have been sorting  out my Christmas decorations and today I found  my dogs felt deer antlers and put them on him to make sure they  still fit.  It is one of those felt  deer antler head bands that people wear  on top of their head and tape it to his collar. He is looking pretty festive right now so it is beginning to look a lot like Christmas.  Cheers!  
    Last post by Wolfhound - January 1
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  • Do your pets share their food?

    My dog once attacked  a pitbull  that was trying to ge...  moreMy dog once attacked  a pitbull  that was trying to get our cat but when  it comes to his food  he won't let the cat  near it and  he will chase her away.  Cheers!  
    Last post by SavvyAnsley - October 28, 2020
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  • What is one of your quirks?

    One of mine is I can't watch a cartoon character sing whenever a...  moreOne of mine is I can't watch a cartoon character sing whenever a cartoon character starts singing I fast forward or switch channels.  Cheers!  
    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - October 15, 2020
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  • Was Trump working hard or hardley working during his hospital stay?

    I was just looking at some photos of Trump doing work well he wa...  moreI was just looking at some photos of Trump doing work well he was in the hospital but the paper he was signing looked blank and the binders on his desk looked empty. So I think he was working hard at trying to fool Americans that he is always working for them and fit for duty. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - October 7, 2020
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  • If Trump refuses to leave office will it be a perfect opertunity for Russia to nuke America?

    I have been thinking that if Trump refuses to leave office Russi...  moreI have been thinking that if Trump refuses to leave office Russia might figure that Trump will be too busy whinning to launch  a counter strike so they will strike well they can. I think there is only  a 18 minute window to decide if a counter strike should be launched  and if Trump locks himself in a room  at the WH they might not be able to get the launch codes to him or because Trump figures Putin is his freind he might figure it is just a trick to get him out of office. Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - September 26, 2020
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  • Is this the start of Red Dawn?

    Last week the Trump Make America Great Again committee put out a...  moreLast week the Trump Make America Great Again committee put out a new support our troops add. The add  features the slogan Support Our Troops and it has the silhouettes of  3 soldiers and 3 fighter jets flying above them. The 3 fighter jets are Russian MIG-29 and the soldiers  are carring Russian AK-74 assault rifles. Seems a little scary to me so I am going to buy a few more clips for my portable nail gun in case those troops try to invade Vancouver Island. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - September 15, 2020
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  • Whom talks like that?

    One of the things I find funny around here is when one of the gr...  moreOne of the things I find funny around here is when one of the grammer police swoop in to tell a member that they made a mistake by using the word who instead of whom. I usally only hang out with the common folk but because I am filthy rich from being in the canabis biz I sometimes rub elbows with high society people. I have been to opras and fancy parties were they serve cucumber sandwhiches and I have never heard anyone  use the word whom  instead of who. The only person I have ever heard use the word whom was Thurston Howell the 2nd from Gilligan's  Island and that was just a comedy show. Cheers!  less
    Last post by BetaLoon - September 14, 2020
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  • Have you ever abandoned one of your diabolical plans because you thought it might be a little bit evil?

    10 years ago I abandoned my diabolical  plan to become ...  more10 years ago I abandoned my diabolical  plan to become  a famous rock stars gardner. My diabolical  plan was to gather a bunch of Popper weed seeds. Then on a night with a full moon I was going to put on my ninja suit - hop in my ninja raft and go over to Randy Bachman's Island and saturate all his flower beds with the popper weed seeds. Then before I hoped into my ninja raft to go back  home I was going to put one of my grounds keeper buisness cards on the community bulitin board. I was going to keep doing the same thing a few more times hoping Randy Bachman would fire his gardner for not taking care of his gardens and call me.  Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - September 14, 2020
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  • On a scale of 1 to 10 how nice did your work place smell today.?

    Mine was a 10 because I cut back and shaped about 50 lavender sh...  moreMine was a 10 because I cut back and shaped about 50 lavender shrubs that just finished flowering so the yard  smelled real nice. The lavender scent and lavender oils stuck to my clothes and  skin so now that I am home I'm like a  talking room air freshener. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - August 13, 2020
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  • Would you join in on a conga line if nobody was wearing a coronaviris mask?

    Even though people don't breath in your face when you are in a C...  moreEven though people don't breath in your face when you are in a Conga line I don't think I would join in. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Echooos - August 11, 2020
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  • Do you think you will have a early Fall in your area?

    I'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around he...  moreI'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around here. The Alder trees have started dropping leaves, the grasshoppers are almost full grown and the bullrushes are done growing and have started to split open.  Usally those things don't  start untill the end of August so I figure it will be a early fall and a early winter. Cheers!  
    Last post by CameraObscura - August 5, 2020
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  • What will be your lie for the day?

    Today I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it wi...  moreToday I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer  I will pause for a few  seconds then say - my dog dosn't have worms I just want a box of  de wormer for a coffee table conversation piece. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 2, 2020
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  • Do you have any house or garden plants that are worth millions of sentimental dollars?

    I have a flowering bamboo plant that was giving to me by a frein...  moreI have a flowering bamboo plant that was giving to me by a freind of the familly over 20 years ago. When she  gave it to me it was just a twig  but now it is a fair size tree that attracts millions of orchard  bees every year.  The lady passed on years ago but I often think about her  when I'm around the plant so it's priceless to me. Cheers!  
    Last post by Shuhak - July 27, 2020
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  • Did #Jaime leave AM again?

    Last night we were having  a few lol's about a new Canadian...  moreLast night we were having  a few lol's about a new Canadian sport  called Hockeybaseball  then a few minutes later those replies disappeared as well as all  the other replies she had made on other members posts.  Her profile was still there but I got a feeling she left again.  Cheers and happy weekend!   
    Last post by CameraObscura - July 29, 2020
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  • What do you think Donald Trump will say about Fauci's ball playing?

    Fauci got to throw out the first pitch of the  US baseball ...  moreFauci got to throw out the first pitch of the  US baseball season and I don't think I could of  done  any better.  But I bet Trump will have something snarky to say about it and throw in a little bragging well he is at  it. I figure  Trump will  say something like -  I  watched  Fauci  throw out the first pitch and I sure hope he is a better scientist then he is a ball player. Then Trump will probably  say something ridiculous like if he got to throw out the ball there would  be some pepper  on it and the catcher would say he never had a ball come at him so  fast and hard. Cheers and  happy weekend !  less
    Last post by my2cents - July 25, 2020
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  • Do you think my Bette Davis eyes could foil my plan of moving to Russia to gather incriminating information on Trump?

    I'm planing on moving to Russia to gather incriminating informat...  moreI'm planing on moving to Russia to gather incriminating information on Donald Trump and leaking it to the press before the next election. But I'm a little afraid  that  because of my Better Davis eyes all the boys in the KGB will think I'm a spy and toss me out of  a window. Cheers!   
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - July 22, 2020
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  • Will there be trouble in your streets tonight - can you feel it in your bones?

    Today I saw about 30 motor  bikers in a group  riding&...  moreToday I saw about 30 motor  bikers in a group  riding  threw Parksville.  A few of them were flashing their colors  which showed they were from the mainland so I got the feeling that they were  here for a biker war/take over  of the Island drug buisness. They were stopped  at a light while I was walking across the street while eating a cheese burger -  a few of them  were staring at me and I was going to say  - what are you staring  at but I  thought that would be double trouble  - eating a  un healthy  burger  and  mouthing off to bikers.  Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    Last post by CameraObscura - July 19, 2020
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  • Got a song about thiefs?

    Today I heard  about all the home and car breakins in Parks...  moreToday I heard  about all the home and car breakins in Parksville  and I started thinking about the song Little Robbers by the Motels. In case you never heard it  -  it goes a little something  like this -  little robbers are on my mind  little robbers  going steal you blind if you don't  watch out. Take my suitcase  from my back put it down and it don't come back. - little robbers.  Little robbers are every where little robbers they don't care  little robbers  just sit there and go ya ya ya they go ya ya ya they go ya ya YA. Cheers!  less
    Last post by my2cents - July 17, 2020
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  • Have you ever got a song that didnt have any lyrics stuck in your head?

    Today one of my jobs was trimming and shaping some Ponderosa pin...  moreToday one of my jobs was trimming and shaping some Ponderosa pines. Before I even started working on them I had  the theme song from Bonanza stuck in my head  and the song stayed stuck in my head untill I finished the job. Cheers!  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - July 10, 2020
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  • Why might Donald Trump turn himself into a Oscar Mayer wiener and what would he do if he was a Oscar Mayer wiener?

    I think Trump might turn himself into  a Oscar Mayer wiener...  moreI think Trump might turn himself into  a Oscar Mayer wiener for 2 reasons - so everyone would be in love with  him and because he has invested in pork bellie stocks. So I think if Trump was a Oscar Mayer wiener he would  push Oscar Mayer wieners at all his rallies and press converances. I also think he would use his presidential powers to ban Canadian made Maple Leaf weiners from entering the US because he has sour grapes about Canada's Prime Minister not attending his recent trade talks with Mexico. Cheers!  less
    Last post by Element 99 - July 8, 2020
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  • Why would Donald Trump think that he looks like the Lone Ranger when he wears a coronavirus face mask?

    Yesturday  Trump  said that he is all for wearing ...  moreYesturday  Trump  said that he is all for wearing  masks  and he llikes wearing them because they make him look like the Lone Ranger. I have only watched a few Lone Ranger shows but it seemed like he used a mask to cover up his eyes not his mouth.  It would  of made more sense  if Trump said that  wearing  a mask makes him look  like a doctor. Going to be interesting to  see how  the Trump team tries to spin Trump's stupid Lone  Ranger remark. Cheers!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - July 3, 2020
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  • Did you know that I am a Super Grandpa?

    Well I am and today my Granddaughter gave me a t-shirt  tha...  moreWell I am and today my Granddaughter gave me a t-shirt  that proves it. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 4, 2020
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  • What is the biggest whopper you ever told?

    Once some freinds that were visiting from Ontario heard a pair o...  moreOnce some freinds that were visiting from Ontario heard a pair of weasels calling each other and they asked  me  what it was and I told them it was the wild monkeys. They didn't believe me so I  told them that in the 70s some hippy activist freed the monkeys from a circus and the pair of monkeys breed and now there are about 30 of them living by the pond. They still didn't believe me so I told them that I would  take them to the pond in the morning and show them the monkeys but we will have to be real carefully  because  it's mating season and the male monkeys are really  agressive. In the morning we started out to go to  the pond and I gave my dog  the hand command  to do a perimeter cheak ( knowing were he would  end  the  cheak and how  long it would take him).  When we got to the pond we didn'the see any monkeys and  they told me it was  probally because there are no monkeys. So  I told them that sometimes the monkeys h...    less
    Last post by Element 99 - June 30, 2020
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  • Has any of your neighbours giving you a compliment about your home or garden latley?

    This weekend I added a water feature around my flowering bamboo ...  moreThis weekend I added a water feature around my flowering bamboo plant. One of my neighbours had a look at  it and gave me a nod of approval and said - not too shabby for trailer trash.  That's a pretty big compliment around here so it made all the  work I did on the water feature seem more worthwhile. Cheers!  
    Last post by a m b e r - July 1, 2020
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  • What is your pets favorite toy?

    My dog dosen't play  but my cat loves to play and her favor...  moreMy dog dosen't play  but my cat loves to play and her favorite toy is a Zip Tie.  I  hold it by the pointy tip part and get  it bouncing up and down while saying  -  bonga bonga bonga. It drives her crazy because I can easilly change the speed of the up and down motion so it becomes a real challenge for  her to hit it. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 1, 2020
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  • Any rumbles going on in your hood?

    For the last few days the Crows and the Eagles in my hood have b...  moreFor the last few days the Crows and the Eagles in my hood have been fighting.  Not sure what they are fighting about but it is interesting  to watch. Kind of scary too because for some reason the eagles are perching in the low branches of the trees so it would be easy for them to get my cat.  Cheers!  
    Last post by Honeydew - June 24, 2020
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  • Have you ever been goosed by a Goose berry bush?

    Yesterday at work  l was and I must say I was a bit flatter...  moreYesterday at work  l was and I must say I was a bit flatterd.  When I told my wife about it she said I deserved it because  I was  wearing tight shorts . Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by B.H.Wilson - June 21, 2020
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  • Are you a Hand shadow artist?

    I am - I can make a hand shadow alligator that is pretty darn sc...  moreI am - I can make a hand shadow alligator that is pretty darn scary looking. Cheers!  
    Last post by DannyPetti - June 22, 2020
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  • Do you have a over sized pair of pants that you put on when you are going out for a feast?

    I do and I will be wearing them today because we will be going t...  moreI do and I will be wearing them today because we will be going to our sons house for a BBQ. He is a professional  cheif and a grill master so I am in for some good eating. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 21, 2020
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