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Nanoose

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  • Joined: April 5, 2016

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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block
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  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to My Grandmother is dying. I love her. Would you cheer me up by sharing a favorite story you have of your paternal or maternal Grandmother?:
    My Grandmother probably saved my life when I was 8 years old - our car was rolling out of control down a steep hill and I thought I would be a super man and stop it she was about 10 feet away when she saw what  I was doing and ran over and pulled me ...  moreMy Grandmother probably saved my life when I was 8 years old - our car was rolling out of control down a steep hill and I thought I would be a super man and stop it she was about 10 feet away when she saw what  I was doing and ran over and pulled me out of the way in the nic of time. Also before she passed on she taught my girl friend (now wife)  how to make her secrete World famous cabbage rolls. She always  had sworn that she would take her secrete recipe to  the grave with her - she wouldn't give it to anybody including her sisters. But she gave it to my girlfriend that I only knew for a month or so. I think back then my Grandmother knew something I didn't know - that would be the girl I would marry and she would make me the special  cabbage rolls for the rest of my life.  Cheers!    less
    • 3 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to In the event that Donald 'art of the deal' Trump manages to buy Greenland do you think that his approval ratings would soar?:
    If the US economy tanks and Trump buys Greenland anyway it won't be good for his polls. Cheers!
    • 12 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to why are trump's oldest sons so ugly :
    Maybe because when they were kids their father always gave them a lump of coal for Christmas to teach them some kind of lesson. Then one Christmas when they were in their late teens they watched A Miracle On 34th Street for the first time and th...  moreMaybe because when they were kids their father always gave them a lump of coal for Christmas to teach them some kind of lesson. Then one Christmas when they were in their late teens they watched A Miracle On 34th Street for the first time and they became curios about what the spirit of Christmas was all about so they decided to burn their coal lumps to see how poor people felt during the Christmas season. They decided to burn the coal in a closet so their father wouldn't see them and the burring coal gave them a mild case of cyanide poisoning.  One of the symptoms of cyanide poisoning is lack of coordination - so they kept walking into door frames and eventually it permanently F ed up their face. Cheers!   less
    • August 18
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to why are trump's oldest sons so ugly :
    Maybe because when they were hunting endangered animals in Africa a witch doctor put  a curse on them. Cheers!
    • August 18
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to TRUMP TOLD A FAT SUPPORTER TO GO HOME AND LOSE WEIGHT. Is he INSANE???? His wife is supporting A BULLY? The BE BEST girl? :
    If Trump or any other tuff guy wanabe did that pose on the Upper Deck of The Rod and Gun tavern in Parksville they would find them self's on the floor pretty quick.  Bet if Trump asked his wife to feel his muscles she would say sure Donald ...  moreIf Trump or any other tuff guy wanabe did that pose on the Upper Deck of The Rod and Gun tavern in Parksville they would find them self's on the floor pretty quick.  Bet if Trump asked his wife to feel his muscles she would say sure Donald then go over and squeeze the arm of a secret service guy. Trump is so fat that if he was a pirate he would need 2 Poop Decks. I'm sure Trump could punch his way out of a wet paper bag but only if he smelt a cheeseburger. I probably have a million of them but seriously folks does it seem possible that because Trump fat shamed some one more kids at school  will think it's cool to fat shame other kids. Trump is a dangerous man but only by the hateful words he spreads. Cheers!     less
    • August 18
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to WAS BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER? Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. :
    Ya I still think OG is a common name on Hipsters Starbucks coffee cups. Cheers!
    • August 18
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to WAS BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER? Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. :
    I think OG is a common name on Hipsters Starbucks coffee cups. Cheers!
    • August 18
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who do you trust to help kids in trouble? :
    Bet if Trump saw that photo the only thought in his mind would be - Stormy's were bigger then the both of them put together then he wold start thinking about motorboats. I have 2 young Grandchildren and in a heart beat I would trust Michelle Obama wo...  moreBet if Trump saw that photo the only thought in his mind would be - Stormy's were bigger then the both of them put together then he wold start thinking about motorboats. I have 2 young Grandchildren and in a heart beat I would trust Michelle Obama would take care of them. But it would have to be a pretty cold day in H - E - Double Hockey Sticks for me to trust them with Malania Trump. Because I believe if there was gun fire Melania would save herself and forget about my Grandchildren but Michelle would use he body to shield them and that's what separates the class from the trash. Cheers!  less
    • August 18
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Didja hear about what Shell Oil & Gas done did to their employees? It is shocking as he** but not at all surprising. WHAT?:
    Well they could force them to attend but they couldn't  force them to smile. Most of the workers in the photos seemed to be not very happy to be there. Cheers!
    • August 18
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER. Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. :
    Ya it's pretty cool. I was thinking you look a bit different - did you do something with your hair? Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER. Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. :
    I look just like Buddy Holly Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway.   This post reminded me of one of Weezers songs so I posted it below - the Fonz is in it so you know it's got to be good. Cheers an...  moreI look just like Buddy Holly Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway.   This post reminded me of one of Weezers songs so I posted it below - the Fonz is in it so you know it's got to be good. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=ow+ow+ow+I+look+like+buddy+holly+%2b+lyrics&FORM=SSRE  
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Dr. hook songs, Dr. Hook songs, DR. HOOK SONGS. Dr. Hook songs? :
    I really liked Queen Of The Silver Dollar. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Does your partner do something often that annoys you? My wife talks too loud and interrupts me.:
    Kind of - she is always asking me to look up info on the Internet for her and its usally when I'm really busy trying to think up a joke to post. But even if I'm not busy it still kind of annoys me because she refuses to learn any computer skills so she ca...  moreKind of - she is always asking me to look up info on the Internet for her and its usally when I'm really busy trying to think up a joke to post. But even if I'm not busy it still kind of annoys me because she refuses to learn any computer skills so she can do it herself (she figures she will do something wrong and break the computer or it's too technically complicated for her). Our 5 year old Granddaughter has started using  a smartphone  she uploaded the Baby Shark song for her Grandma to hear today so I'm hoping my wife will start thinking if a 5 year old can do it so can she then I will buy her a smartphone - and have more free time to make up jokes - a win win situation. Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Did you get into the Streaking craze in the 70's?
    I did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out...  moreI did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out but sometimes someone would buy me a beer so I found it fun and profitable. I included a link to the song that got me started in the streaking craze. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+streak+%2B+youtube&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=the+streak+%2B+youtube&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=98C0673D19214CB9AC338483A86B7FB7  less
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Whats your favorite sceince show?:
    Ya we don't have many bible study shows in Canada we do have a cartoon called Fugget About It. It's about a New York crime family that gets relocated to Saskatchewan' Canada and they find peace and harmony. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Whats your favorite sceince show?
    Mine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the...  moreMine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the episode is about how 1000s of years ago the Indigenous people used chemical science to help make their life easier. I included a link to more info and vids about the show. Cheers and happy weekend! https://aptn.ca/coyotescience/  
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How much is Greenland and will we get Mexico to pay for it? It's a great golf course now that the polar ice caps are melted.:
    Maybe Greenland's price will be no cure for cancer or aids. Trump has been promising to cure cancer and aids - that would take trillions of dollars for research and I bet if Trump had to chose between putting a trillion dollars towards finding a...  moreMaybe Greenland's price will be no cure for cancer or aids. Trump has been promising to cure cancer and aids - that would take trillions of dollars for research and I bet if Trump had to chose between putting a trillion dollars towards finding a cure for cancer and aids or buying Greenland he would buy the island. I was also thinking maybe Trump is confused like  the Vikings were a thousand years ago  - Iceland was warm and Greenland was cold but to fool the Vikings they called the cold one Greenland and the warm one Iceland.  Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    • August 17
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Donald John Trump finally "ate" one of his own supporters at the Thursday night New Hampshire Rally. GUESS WHAT HE SAID?:
    I think the next time Trump starts whining that somebody is saying horrible things about him the person should say - well at least I didn't call you fat like you did to one of your supporters. When Trump found out the guy was a supporter he sent...  moreI think the next time Trump starts whining that somebody is saying horrible things about him the person should say - well at least I didn't call you fat like you did to one of your supporters. When Trump found out the guy was a supporter he sent the guy an apology by e-mail bet if the guy wasn't a supporter Trump wouldn't of apologised even though it would of been the decent thing to do. Last week people were saying Trumps words are breeding hatred and I bet because of what he said last night some kids at schools will be fat shammed - even more then they might already be. Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    • August 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Judas betrayed Jesus for "30 pieces of silver". The Donald John Trump betrays AMERICA every day for untold billions in potential. Luckyguy?:
    Bet if Trump saw that photo he would be offended because the devil is black I bet even the devil has to be white in Trumps mind. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Donald John Trump finally "ate" one of his own supporters at the Thursday night New Hampshire Rally. GUESS WHAT HE SAID?:
    And after he fat shammed the person the crowd cheered - shows what they are like. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Did you do it all for the Nookie? :
    Not if I kept dropping my pencil in front of them and then bending down to pick it up. Cheers!
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Did you do it all for the Nookie? :
    Just about - except for algebra I never offered to solve anybody's algebra problems for a bit of nookie. Cheers!
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    What was the best good for business idea in your area?
    30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to stay in business but them the owner decided to put goats on the roof. Now a days the business is booming and people from all around the World come to see the goats - it created lots jobs becau...  more30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to stay in business but them the owner decided to put goats on the roof. Now a days the business is booming and people from all around the World come to see the goats - it created lots jobs because a lot of business opened up around it. I included a link to a video of the goats and more info. Cheers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9uNFilNNU  
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?:
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What do you think a person gets out of it when they automatically belittle others' opinions?:
    A rise but I won't say were. Cheers!
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Many broken bones in the neck which is consistent with strangulation by another person." After the autopsy we pause. Murder/suicide?:
    Its written that Jesus said - we will all be judged for our sins but Whoa to the person that hurts my children so he will be given a horrible sentence. Cheers!
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?:
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Now that son of an itch Moscow Mitch sez at the time he ordered the Russian sanctions lifted GUESS WHAT?:
    If that melted candlewax face had a scent it would be Caged Children. Cheers!
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?:
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Many broken bones in the neck which is consistent with strangulation by another person." After the autopsy we pause. Murder/suicide?:
    I bet Trump will start saying they found evidence that he hung himself so it proves he had nothing to do with it but he won't mention that they found broken bones that could be caused by strangulation. Cheers!
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?:
    Sorry so I  gave you askers pick to be fair. Cheers!
    • August 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?:
    • August 14
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?:
    You mean like the seed spitting goats in Morocco  or a regular loogie spitting type of goat? Cheers!
    • August 14
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?
    If the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new address 725 President Barack H. Obama Ave.  There is already 135.000 signatures on the petition. I included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.washingtonpo...  moreIf the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new address 725 President Barack H. Obama Ave.  There is already 135.000 signatures on the petition. I included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/14/people-sign-petition-rename-fifth-ave-front-trump-tower-obama-avenue/  
    • August 14
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to YOu are really, really REALLY thirsty right now. What is the first thing that comes to mind to drink about now? :
    The same thing I've been drinking for the past couple weeks - home made blackberry juice. Its really good because the berries were sweet and juicy this year. Cheers! 
    • August 14
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to You may not have personally gassed a Jew but you hang out with Hitler on social occasions. Are you an upstanding homo sap or evil too?:
    I guess it would depend on if you were there to secretly spit in his soup or if you were there to proudly salute him. Cheers!
    • August 14
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I don't know if any of it is true but what is being floated is SHOCKING. What?:
    Maybe the 2 guards were drugged so they would fall asleep for a couple of hours. Cheers! 
    • August 14
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Trump is considering an Executive Order to regulate social media for political bias. How would this effect answerMug, its members, and JA?:
    I don't think Trump will be satisfied with just regulating the Internet he wants to control it and he could possibly do that by using Section 606 of the Communications Act of 1939. Section 606 gives a president the authority to seize control of communicat...  moreI don't think Trump will be satisfied with just regulating the Internet he wants to control it and he could possibly do that by using Section 606 of the Communications Act of 1939. Section 606 gives a president the authority to seize control of communications facility if he declares there is a war or a threat of a war or a state of public peril. I included a link to more info. Cheers!  https://www.forbes.com/sites/seanlawson/2016/12/02/the-law-that-could-allow-trump-to-shut-down-the-u-s-internet/#4acac0c34dac  less
    • August 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "FBI raids Epstein's Caribbean Island". Oh boy. What info will be found there? The fake Ag liddle billybarr better get there fast! WHY?:
    I bet everthing the FBI finds that is attached to Trump will see the light of day. Cheers!
    • August 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I'm going to make 1000 lifelike Trump statues to sell for $1000 each. Do you think every church in the Bible Belt should have one?:
    You should give them little swastikas for genitals then they would be anatomically correct. Cheers!
    • August 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever used a TV or movie stars quoto in your day to day life?:
    From Billy Madison? That was a way funny movie. Cheers!
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who could you point to as an example of a “class act”. :
    That's for sure - I have seen them dance together - a true gentleman and a lady. Cheers! 
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who could you point to as an example of a “class act”. :
    Wow - I have seen his products in the store but never bought any - I will now that I heard that. Cheers!
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you a Tit for Tat sort of person....? :
    No but there are times back in the hood were I had to be a tenfold guy. Cheers!
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Have you ever used a TV or movie stars quoto in your day to day life?
    Sometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confronting someone that ripped me off and they try denying it  - I'll point my index finger at them and say - The moving finger points then it moves on. Cheers!
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Do you think Republicans will replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year?
    I was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Republicans should replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year. I didn't think it worked like that - I thought Trump was an automatic pick. Anyway I am started to think that it coul...  moreI was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Republicans should replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year. I didn't think it worked like that - I thought Trump was an automatic pick. Anyway I am started to think that it could be possible that it happens. Cheers!  
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to 'TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WEAKENS PROTECTION FOR ENDANGERED SPECIES". Is that something that rings your chimes, floats your boat?:
    I'm wondering if the protection laws he is trying to weaken were put in place  by Obama seems pretty petty and heartless if they are. Cheers!
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The Donald John Trump retweet of a conspiracy theory involved Bill Clinton in Epstein's death is playing VERY WELL IN MOSCOW RIGHT NOW! SO?:
    Seems a little fishy to me that just 2 minutes after Epstein's death was reported a Trump aid started tweeting about the Clinton conspiracy theory - like they were prepared to divert attention. Epstein strikes me as the kind of guy that wou...  moreSeems a little fishy to me that just 2 minutes after Epstein's death was reported a Trump aid started tweeting about the Clinton conspiracy theory - like they were prepared to divert attention. Epstein strikes me as the kind of guy that would recorded all the sexual activates that happed  at his place and I bet Trump is on some of those recordings and soon they will surface. Epstein also sticks me as a SOB so I wouldn't be surprised that he arranged to have his perverted recordings leaked upon his death. Cheers!   less
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Donald John Trump is in DEEP SH** with evangelicals. Why? He blasphemed during his North Carolina rally. HOW?:
    Yep and the WH or Trump didn't respond to the letter and apologise so I think the evangelicals are going to start seeing that Trump doesn't have a religious bone in his body so he will lose a lot of votes. Cheers!
    • August 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is it true that before 1903, the official currency in Canada was beaver pelts?:
    Not in British Colombia before 1903 our official currency was  called Local Weed but we changed the currency name to Mary Jane's in 1906 to fool the Royal Canadian Mounted Police because they were getting greedy.  Actually Canada had the dollar ...  moreNot in British Colombia before 1903 our official currency was  called Local Weed but we changed the currency name to Mary Jane's in 1906 to fool the Royal Canadian Mounted Police because they were getting greedy.  Actually Canada had the dollar as it's official currency since 1853. Cheers!  
    • August 12
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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block

  • Did you get into the Streaking craze in the 70's?

    I did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. ...  moreI did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out but sometimes someone would buy me a beer so I found it fun and profitable. I included a link to the song that got me started in the streaking craze. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+streak+%2B+youtube&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=the+streak+%2B+youtube&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=98C0673D19214CB9AC338483A86B7FB7  less
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  • Whats your favorite sceince show?

    Mine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's ...  moreMine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the episode is about how 1000s of years ago the Indigenous people used chemical science to help make their life easier. I included a link to more info and vids about the show. Cheers and happy weekend! https://aptn.ca/coyotescience/  
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  • What was the best good for business idea in your area?

    30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to s...  more30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to stay in business but them the owner decided to put goats on the roof. Now a days the business is booming and people from all around the World come to see the goats - it created lots jobs because a lot of business opened up around it. I included a link to a video of the goats and more info. Cheers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9uNFilNNU  
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  • Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?

    If the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new&...  moreIf the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new address 725 President Barack H. Obama Ave.  There is already 135.000 signatures on the petition. I included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/14/people-sign-petition-rename-fifth-ave-front-trump-tower-obama-avenue/  
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  • Have you ever used a TV or movie stars quoto in your day to day life?

    Sometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confront...  moreSometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confronting someone that ripped me off and they try denying it  - I'll point my index finger at them and say - The moving finger points then it moves on. Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 16
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  • Do you think Republicans will replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year?

    I was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Repub...  moreI was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Republicans should replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year. I didn't think it worked like that - I thought Trump was an automatic pick. Anyway I am started to think that it could be possible that it happens. Cheers!  
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  • Do you have a Jethro Bodine bowl?

    A Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family si...  moreA Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family sized box of cereal. I'll be using my  Jethro  Bodine  bowl tonight when I eat my box of Lucky Charms. And in case you don't know Lucky Charms now contain magical Unicorn marshmallows.  Cheers!  
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  • Ever have a nickname that might of giving people the wrong impression of you?

    Back in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. ...  moreBack in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. At first I thought it was cool but then I started thinking it was giving the ladies the wrong idea about me so I asked people to stop calling me that. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Did you know Dora The Explorer is back and this time she has a knife?

    She also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't se...  moreShe also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't seem to be anything like the lovable Dora I used to know. Cheers!  
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  • Have you ever giving bad advice to a Internet freind?

    Back when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there starte...  moreBack when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there started making posts  about the new guy she met and how well they were getting along. After a month or so she made a post saying the guy started ignoring her phone calls and text messages and she didn't understand why he was ignoring her or why he wouldn't at least let her  know it was over. She asked for advice on what to do and the other people gave her reasonable advice like forget about him and there are lots of fish in the sea. But I figured she deserved more respect then that and the guy would never learn anything if she just ignored his behavior. So I advised her to attach a note to a rock that said - Ignore this - then throw it through his window. Cheers!    less
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  • Do you buy your pets toys or do you make them?

    Last weekend I made my cat a Hissy Box - its a box with a small ...  moreLast weekend I made my cat a Hissy Box - its a box with a small hole in it and it has a mirror inside it. when the cat looks inside she sees her reflection and starts hissing at it - it keeps her amused for hours. Cheers!  
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  • Did we just lose another member because of a grammer obsession?

    This morning I noticed that one of my AM friends account di...  moreThis morning I noticed that one of my AM friends account disappeared . My guess is she left because her comments about someone's  grammar Nitpicking were deleted. Some of my comments were deleted too ( the ones that are sung to the tune of the Mighty Mouse theme song)  and I was told it was because it went against the sites posting with respect rule. The person I am talking about has replied to a hundred or so of my posts and all but one  of them was to Nitpick at the grammar mistakes - that might not be against the sites rules but it certainly isn't sociable. Anyway I hope that person comes back. Cheers!  less
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  • Do you have a nickname for your pet?

    I sometimes call my cat Hissy B*t*h because she spends most of h...  moreI sometimes call my cat Hissy B*t*h because she spends most of her days in the window hissing at the cats that walk by. And I sometimes call my dog Copey because when someone comes over he goes around the car sniffing ever were including inside the wheel wells. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Element 99 - July 27
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  • Did you hear about the guy that went to a $5 hooker and got crabs?

    Apparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the ho...  moreApparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the hooker to complain and she said - it was only $5 what did you expect lobster? Stole that joke from Seth Meyers. Cheers!  
    Last post by Randy D - July 24
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  • Have you seen Ivanka Trumps new dog?

    Its whiter then Pence and not surprizing a Siberian husky cross ...  moreIts whiter then Pence and not surprizing a Siberian husky cross - they called it Winter. In a interview Winter was asked what's it like living with the Kushner's and it said - ruff . Cheers!   
    Last post by Nanoose - July 21
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  • If you sleep on your stomach or side would you sleep on a Endy mattress?

    I sleep on my stomach and I could never sleep on a Endy mat...  moreI sleep on my stomach and I could never sleep on a Endy mattress because I would think that I'm doing something wrong. Endy mattress is one of Canada biggest bedding manufactures but I think their name is stupid because some people sleep on their side or their stomach so their endy wouldn't be on the mattress. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - July 20
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  • Whats in a name?

    Today on the news I heard that a lot of whales are showing signs...  moreToday on the news I heard that a lot of whales are showing signs of  developing Peanut head and  I thought oh how cute.  But it turns out that Peanut head isn't cute at all because it means that the whale is slowly dying of starvation.  So now I'm thinking that if they would of gave it a better name like Malnutrition head it would disturb more people and maybe they would try to fix the problem. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 10
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  • Did you see that fire at a firewoks store in North Carolina?

    I just saw a news clip about it - in a way it was kind of cool b...  moreI just saw a news clip about it - in a way it was kind of cool because it looked like a fireworks display but on the other hand its sad because somebody lost their business. Cheers!  
    Last post by my2cents - July 5
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  • Ever get embarest while buying a product?

    Before I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarr...  moreBefore I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarrassing because I figured the teller would assume I lived in a dirty house that attracted rats.  So I would tell the teller things like - I don't have a rat problem I'm just buying the rat poison for a new conversation piece for my coffee table. Cheers!  
    Last post by Merlin - July 2
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  • Ever watch the show How It's made?

    The show shows how things are made I find it interesting. Last n...  moreThe show shows how things are made I find it interesting. Last night they showed how to make a boomerang and I think I am going to see if I can make one. Cheers!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - July 2
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  • Just got back from a Canada day parade and heard my favorite song'

    In case your not sure what it is I posted it below. Cheers!O Can...  moreIn case your not sure what it is I posted it below. Cheers!O Canada! our home and native land!* True patriot-love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! And stand on guard, O Canada, We stand on guard for thee. O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada! where pines and maples grow, Great prairies spread, and lordly rivers flow. How dear to us thy broad domain, From East to Western sea. The land of hope for all who toil, The True North strong and free! O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada! beneath our shining skies, May stalwart sons, and gentle maidens rise. To keep thee steadfast through the years, From east to western sea, Our own beloved native land, Our true north strong and free! O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O...    less
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - July 1
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  • Soon I'll be singing the Fuget About It theme song with my son.

    15 years ago our youngest son had to get off the Rock (Vancouver...  more15 years ago our youngest son had to get off the Rock (Vancouver Island) so he moved to Saskatchewan but soon he will be moving back to BC were he belongs. Fuget About It is a pretty funny cartoon - I copied and pasted the theme below and it's sung with a Brooklyn mob family type of accent. Cheers!   
    Let me tell you something 'bout a friend of ours-a named Jimmy,
    A made-a wise guy and a capo with the Gambini.
    But when he found out that they’d be whackin’ uncle Cheech,
    He take-a the boss, he threw him from the nineteenth floor suite!
    Wasn’t much-a long 'til the mob all wants him dead,
    So Jimmy had no choice-a but to talk-a to all the Feds.
    The feds-a say they had to take him, use him as a pawn
    So he ratted out his friends and moved to Saskatchewan.
    Fugget About It,
    Fugget About It,
    Fugget About It,
    Oh, FUGGET ABOUT IT!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - June 30
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  • Got a favorite cooking show?

    Mine is Moose Meat and Marmalade. There are 2 cooks  on the...  moreMine is Moose Meat and Marmalade. There are 2 cooks  on the show one is a First Nation cook who cooks with wild game and wild plants in traditional First Nation methods. The second cooked in England with traditional English methods. On the show they travel around to remote areas in Canada and Europe and cook things that are traditional to that area. Cheers!  
    Last post by Hipster Jaimie - June 26
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  • My mother wore Kiss Army boots.

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  • Got any jokes about youself?

    Once I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public....  moreOnce I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public. The Judge sentenced me to death by lethal injection -and I thought it was a pretty harsh sentence and figured he must be talking to somebody else so I pointed to myself and said - na - noose. Then the judge said OK have it your way and they took me out and hung me. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    Last post by Nanoose - June 21
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  • Do you have any ideas that just might be crazy enough to work?

    I'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my...  moreI'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my shorts and in a Hula hoop I could break the World record for keeping a hula hoop going because I wouldn't have to rely on centrifugal  force to keep the hoop up. The World record is probably hours and it would take a lot of energy to keep the hoop up and spinning but that wouldn't be a problem with the magnets - all I would have to do is move my hips a little bit which wouldn't take much energy so I could last for many hours. Cheers!  less
    Last post by LoonLips - June 14
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  • What do you have mixed feelings about seeing?

    I like seeing the Mars Water Bomber flying by because its a pret...  moreI like seeing the Mars Water Bomber flying by because its a pretty cool old 4 engine plane but I also hate to see it fly by because I know it's off to battle a forest fire. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - June 9
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  • If a demon took over your body what would you hope the demon dosen't force you to do?

    Yesterday I watched a cartoon and a demon took over a guys body ...  moreYesterday I watched a cartoon and a demon took over a guys body and forced him to drop loaded mouse traps down the front of his boxer shorts and I hoped a demon never does that to me. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 31
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  • Did you get a work bonus this week?

    Yesterday my grounds keeping customer gave me some Halibut fille...  moreYesterday my grounds keeping customer gave me some Halibut fillets and some prawn for a work bonus. The halibut and prawns are probably worth more then my days wages so it was like a extra extra bonus. I really like getting bonuses because it shows that the employer appreciates your hard work. Cheers and happy weekend!    
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - May 31
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  • Do you get the cable cartoon net work Adult Swim?

    I getting a free 3 mouth trial of the Adult swim cartoon network...  moreI getting a free 3 mouth trial of the Adult swim cartoon network right now - there are some pretty funny cartoons on it like Archer, Space Ghost, and Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell. I probably won't subscribe to it I'll just enjoy it well it's free. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 14
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  • Got a song to dedicate to Mothers for their speacial day?

    Mine is Your Daddy Don't Know by Toronto. Toronto was a group of...  moreMine is Your Daddy Don't Know by Toronto. Toronto was a group of  lady's that were mothers by day and rock stars at night. Include a link to the song. Cheers!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5nF398Snw  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - May 12
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  • Are you going to watch the 2 final back to back eposids of the Big Bang Theory this Thursday?

    I certainly will. One of the episodes will be a live behind the ...  moreI certainly will. One of the episodes will be a live behind the scenes look at the show the other episode will be based around Amy and Sheldon waiting for some big news. I'm hoping the big news will be that Amy is pregnant and I'm fearing that maybe it will be something sad like Amy is diagnosed with cancer because she was exposed to second hand smoke when she did her experiment on the effects of cigarette smoking monkeys. If I recall one of her conclusions to her experiment was that the monkeys that smoked flung their feces less then the monkeys that didn't smoke. The Big Bang Theory made me laugh for 12 years so I'm a little sad it's coming to an end. Cheers!      less
    Last post by Slartibartfast - May 13
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  • What dosen't your fingers fit into anymore?

    I just found out that my fingers no longer fit into Bugles snack...  moreI just found out that my fingers no longer fit into Bugles snack chips which is kind of sad because I used to love sticking them on my fingers and make cackling witch sounds. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Adaydreambeliever - May 12
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  • What would the Hulk be if he was made out of chocolate?

    Answer - he would be delicious (stole that joke from Sheldon Coo...  moreAnswer - he would be delicious (stole that joke from Sheldon Cooper). Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Do you know the words to the closing theme song from the Robot Chicken cartoon?

    Last post by franc533 - April 22
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  • Hear anything silly latley?

    The other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. I...  moreThe other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. It turned out to be a bear that was rummaging around in his porch fridge. He was able to drive the bear off the poarch by banging a couple of pots together but when he saw the mess that the bear made he got mad - picked up a bagel and threw it at the bear.  When he told me about it I thought it was pretty silly - glad he was all right but throwing a bagel at a bear is way silly. Cheers!  
    Last post by franc533 - April 21
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  • Will there be any 4/20 events in your area?

    There will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the ...  moreThere will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the one I would like to go to is on Sunset beach in Vancouver.  Cypress Hill will be given a free concert  (one of my favorite groups) but if I go I would be insane in the membrane because I would loose a day and a half pay plus it would cost me $500 (ferry coast, gas and other expense's). Cheers!   
    Last post by Nice Jugs - April 18
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  • Get any good news lately?

    A couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned ...  moreA couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned to let us know that he and his wife put a bid on a house in the BC interior and last night he phoned to give us the good news that they got it. So by July our son, his wife and their dogs will only be a 8 hour drive away instead of a two and a half day drive away. Cheers!  
    Last post by Thriftymaid - April 15
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  • What Sea Captain sung this public service message?

    A sailor goes to many lands anywhere he pleases and he always re...  moreA sailor goes to many lands anywhere he pleases and he always remembers to wash his hands so he don't get any disseises. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Element 99 - April 6
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  • Do you want a free giant garden gnome?

    The new owners of a gas station in Nanoose Bay are loo...  moreThe new owners of a gas station in Nanoose Bay are looking for a new home for their Giant Garden Gnome - its in the World record book as the biggest garden gnome in the World so you will be the only one on your block with a garden gnome that big. It's free - all you have to do is haul it away but you have to get your name in by April 30th. I included a link to a photo and more info about the gnome. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/giant-gnome-at-nanoose-given-marching-orders-1.23652807  less
    Last post by SpunkySenior - March 24
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  • Does your pet get jealous?

    Whenever I pat a dog at work my dog seems to know it the minute ...  moreWhenever I pat a dog at work my dog seems to know it the minute I get home. Then he will start sniffing my hands and legs - start grumbling - huff off into the front room and then pretend to ignore me for 10 minutes or so. I bet if he could talk he would say stuff like - well were they a good pat. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by TRUMP/ANGRY/SCARED/FAT/UGLY - March 16
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  • Any heros in your area that deserve 2 thumbs up?

    Yesterday at a ski resort around here a kid was dangling fr...  moreYesterday at a ski resort around here a kid was dangling from a lift chair about 20 feet off the ground. Some fast thinking young teenagers grabbed some  fencing from the out of bonds area then they used it as a safety net and caught the kid when he dropped. The teens were only about 15 and they were the ones that sprung into action well some of the adults there were just standing around saying oh my oh my well catching the dangling kid on their phones. So my hat goes off and my thumbs go up for those teens. Cheers!   less
    Last post by robbie2499 - February 28
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  • If your dog or cat had opposable thumbs what new tricks would you teach them?

    If my dog had opposable thumbs I would teach him to flick a Bic ...  moreIf my dog had opposable thumbs I would teach him to flick a Bic lighter whenever I sing so that I would feel like a rock star. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by TRUMP/ANGRY/SCARED/FAT/UGLY - March 3
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  • Are you going to sign the Petition to sell Montana to Canada?

    I was just talking to my son that lives in Saskatchewan about a ...  moreI was just talking to my son that lives in Saskatchewan about a US petition to sell Montana to Canada for 1 trillion dollars to help ease the national dept. Montana is close to Saskatchewan and if the deal goes ahead my son is thinking about buying some land there. Cheers!  
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - February 25
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  • Did you - will you get any Valentine Day Cards?

    I just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's e...  moreI just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's extra special because were snowed in and our son (her father) braved the snow to make sure we got it on time. Cheers and have a happy Valentine day tomorrow!  
    Last post by Just Asking - February 14
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  • Has a new character been added to any of your favorite TV series latley?

    I think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the ch...  moreI think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the character is a disembodied head wearing a Zoro masks that floats around the Guilt Free Zone while chanting - trouble  trouble trouble. Then it possesses the staff of the Guilt Free Zone ( a bar) in humorous ways. I like the Guilt Free Zone because it can be pretty funny plus they have a rocking house band - it's on the APTN network. Cheers!  
    Last post by Mrs. C - February 11
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  • Have you ever seen a 3D printer in action.

    I haven't but I'd really like to - there is  a dentist clin...  moreI haven't but I'd really like to - there is  a dentist clinic in my area that uses a 3D printer to make false teeth so I'm going to check it out soon. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    Last post by Durdle - April 27
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  • Will you get to see the Super Wolf Blood Moon tonight?

    I should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy....  moreI should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy.. I missed the last one so I am hoping I get to see this one. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - January 21
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  • Do you have a LP or 45 record that you bet no other AM member has?

    I have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member h...  moreI have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member has. It teaches you how to hunt  moose in Northern Ontario. It tells you how to make a funnel horn out of bark to call moose then the guy makes moose calls. It also explains how to use the funnel to attract moose during the Rut season by using the funnel to imitate the sound of a moose urinating in the water. Half the record is of the guy making the moose calls and rut sounds so I find it hilarious. Cheers!  
    Last post by Mrs. C - January 16
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  • Does your pet look like any famous animal movie stars?

    My dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs W...  moreMy dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs Way Home. Cheers!  
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  • My Grandmother probably saved my life when I was 8 years old - o...  moreMy Grandmother probably saved my life when I was 8 years old - our car was rolling out of control down a steep hill and I thought I would be a super man and stop it she was about 10 feet away when she saw what  I was doing and ran over and pulled me out of the way in the nic of time. Also before she passed on she taught my girl friend (now wife)  how to make her secrete World famous cabbage rolls. She always  had sworn that she would take her secrete recipe to  the grave with her - she wouldn't give it to anybody including her sisters. But she gave it to my girlfriend that I only knew for a month or so. I think back then my Grandmother knew something I didn't know - that would be the girl I would marry and she would make me the special  cabbage rolls for the rest of my life.  Cheers!    less
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  • If the US economy tanks and Trump buys Greenland anyway it won't...  moreIf the US economy tanks and Trump buys Greenland anyway it won't be good for his polls. Cheers!  
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  • Maybe because when they were kids their father always gave them ...  moreMaybe because when they were kids their father always gave them a lump of coal for Christmas to teach them some kind of lesson. Then one Christmas when they were in their late teens they watched A Miracle On 34th Street for the first time and they became curios about what the spirit of Christmas was all about so they decided to burn their coal lumps to see how poor people felt during the Christmas season. They decided to burn the coal in a closet so their father wouldn't see them and the burring coal gave them a mild case of cyanide poisoning.  One of the symptoms of cyanide poisoning is lack of coordination - so they kept walking into door frames and eventually it permanently F ed up their face. Cheers!   less
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  • Maybe because when they were hunting endangered animals in Afric...  moreMaybe because when they were hunting endangered animals in Africa a witch doctor put  a curse on them. Cheers!  
    in why are trump's oldest sons so ugly August 18, 2019 2:21 PM MDT 1
  • If Trump or any other tuff guy wanabe did that pose on the ...  moreIf Trump or any other tuff guy wanabe did that pose on the Upper Deck of The Rod and Gun tavern in Parksville they would find them self's on the floor pretty quick.  Bet if Trump asked his wife to feel his muscles she would say sure Donald then go over and squeeze the arm of a secret service guy. Trump is so fat that if he was a pirate he would need 2 Poop Decks. I'm sure Trump could punch his way out of a wet paper bag but only if he smelt a cheeseburger. I probably have a million of them but seriously folks does it seem possible that because Trump fat shamed some one more kids at school  will think it's cool to fat shame other kids. Trump is a dangerous man but only by the hateful words he spreads. Cheers!     less
    in TRUMP TOLD A FAT SUPPORTER TO GO HOME AND LOSE WEIGHT. Is he INSANE???? His wife is supporting A BULLY? The BE BEST girl? August 18, 2019 1:32 PM MDT 0
  • Ya I still think OG is a common name on Hipsters Starbucks coffe...  moreYa I still think OG is a common name on Hipsters Starbucks coffee cups. Cheers!  
    in WAS BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER? Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. August 18, 2019 11:20 AM MDT 0
  • I think OG is a common name on Hipsters Starbucks coffee cups. Cheers!
    in WAS BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER? Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. August 18, 2019 11:19 AM MDT 0
  • Bet if Trump saw that photo the only thought in his mind would b...  moreBet if Trump saw that photo the only thought in his mind would be - Stormy's were bigger then the both of them put together then he wold start thinking about motorboats. I have 2 young Grandchildren and in a heart beat I would trust Michelle Obama would take care of them. But it would have to be a pretty cold day in H - E - Double Hockey Sticks for me to trust them with Malania Trump. Because I believe if there was gun fire Melania would save herself and forget about my Grandchildren but Michelle would use he body to shield them and that's what separates the class from the trash. Cheers!  less
    in Who do you trust to help kids in trouble? August 18, 2019 11:10 AM MDT 1
  • Well they could force them to attend but they couldn't  for...  moreWell they could force them to attend but they couldn't  force them to smile. Most of the workers in the photos seemed to be not very happy to be there. Cheers!  
    in Didja hear about what Shell Oil & Gas done did to their employees? It is shocking as he** but not at all surprising. WHAT? August 18, 2019 9:54 AM MDT 1
  • Ya it's pretty cool. I was thinking you look a bit different - d...  moreYa it's pretty cool. I was thinking you look a bit different - did you do something with your hair? Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in WAS BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER? Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. August 17, 2019 10:19 PM MDT 1
  • I look just like Buddy Holly Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore...  moreI look just like Buddy Holly Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway.   This post reminded me of one of Weezers songs so I posted it below - the Fonz is in it so you know it's got to be good. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=ow+ow+ow+I+look+like+buddy+holly+%2b+lyrics&FORM=SSRE  
    in WAS BUDDY HOLLY WAS THE OG’ HIPSTER? Don’t put this in statements Cos I hate that. August 17, 2019 10:06 PM MDT 1
  • I really liked Queen Of The Silver Dollar. Cheers and happy weekend!
    in Dr. hook songs, Dr. Hook songs, DR. HOOK SONGS. Dr. Hook songs? August 17, 2019 7:58 PM MDT 2
  • Kind of - she is always asking me to look up info on the Interne...  moreKind of - she is always asking me to look up info on the Internet for her and its usally when I'm really busy trying to think up a joke to post. But even if I'm not busy it still kind of annoys me because she refuses to learn any computer skills so she can do it herself (she figures she will do something wrong and break the computer or it's too technically complicated for her). Our 5 year old Granddaughter has started using  a smartphone  she uploaded the Baby Shark song for her Grandma to hear today so I'm hoping my wife will start thinking if a 5 year old can do it so can she then I will buy her a smartphone - and have more free time to make up jokes - a win win situation. Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    in Does your partner do something often that annoys you? My wife talks too loud and interrupts me. August 17, 2019 7:29 PM MDT 2
  • I did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. ...  moreI did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out but sometimes someone would buy me a beer so I found it fun and profitable. I included a link to the song that got me started in the streaking craze. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+streak+%2B+youtube&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=the+streak+%2B+youtube&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=98C0673D19214CB9AC338483A86B7FB7  less
    in Did you get into the Streaking craze in the 70's? August 17, 2019 6:41 PM MDT 0
  • Ya we don't have many bible study shows in Canada we do have a c...  moreYa we don't have many bible study shows in Canada we do have a cartoon called Fugget About It. It's about a New York crime family that gets relocated to Saskatchewan' Canada and they find peace and harmony. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Whats your favorite sceince show? August 17, 2019 11:33 AM MDT 3
  • Mine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's ...  moreMine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the episode is about how 1000s of years ago the Indigenous people used chemical science to help make their life easier. I included a link to more info and vids about the show. Cheers and happy weekend! https://aptn.ca/coyotescience/  
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  • Maybe Greenland's price will be no cure for cancer or aids. Trum...  moreMaybe Greenland's price will be no cure for cancer or aids. Trump has been promising to cure cancer and aids - that would take trillions of dollars for research and I bet if Trump had to chose between putting a trillion dollars towards finding a cure for cancer and aids or buying Greenland he would buy the island. I was also thinking maybe Trump is confused like  the Vikings were a thousand years ago  - Iceland was warm and Greenland was cold but to fool the Vikings they called the cold one Greenland and the warm one Iceland.  Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    in How much is Greenland and will we get Mexico to pay for it? It's a great golf course now that the polar ice caps are melted. August 17, 2019 9:31 AM MDT 2
  • I think the next time Trump starts whining that somebody is sayi...  moreI think the next time Trump starts whining that somebody is saying horrible things about him the person should say - well at least I didn't call you fat like you did to one of your supporters. When Trump found out the guy was a supporter he sent the guy an apology by e-mail bet if the guy wasn't a supporter Trump wouldn't of apologised even though it would of been the decent thing to do. Last week people were saying Trumps words are breeding hatred and I bet because of what he said last night some kids at schools will be fat shammed - even more then they might already be. Cheers and happy weekend!  less
    in Donald John Trump finally "ate" one of his own supporters at the Thursday night New Hampshire Rally. GUESS WHAT HE SAID? August 16, 2019 6:59 PM MDT 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 16, 2019 6:59 PM MDT
  • Bet if Trump saw that photo he would be offended because the dev...  moreBet if Trump saw that photo he would be offended because the devil is black I bet even the devil has to be white in Trumps mind. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Judas betrayed Jesus for "30 pieces of silver". The Donald John Trump betrays AMERICA every day for untold billions in potential. Luckyguy? August 16, 2019 5:34 PM MDT 0
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 16, 2019 5:34 PM MDT
  • And after he fat shammed the person the crowd cheered - shows wh...  moreAnd after he fat shammed the person the crowd cheered - shows what they are like. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Donald John Trump finally "ate" one of his own supporters at the Thursday night New Hampshire Rally. GUESS WHAT HE SAID? August 16, 2019 9:21 AM MDT 2
  • Not if I kept dropping my pencil in front of them and then ...  moreNot if I kept dropping my pencil in front of them and then bending down to pick it up. Cheers!  
    in Did you do it all for the Nookie? August 15, 2019 7:46 PM MDT 2
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 15, 2019 7:46 PM MDT
  • Just about - except for algebra I never offered to solve anybody...  moreJust about - except for algebra I never offered to solve anybody's algebra problems for a bit of nookie. Cheers!  
    in Did you do it all for the Nookie? August 15, 2019 6:56 PM MDT 3
  • 30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to s...  more30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to stay in business but them the owner decided to put goats on the roof. Now a days the business is booming and people from all around the World come to see the goats - it created lots jobs because a lot of business opened up around it. I included a link to a video of the goats and more info. Cheers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9uNFilNNU  
    in What was the best good for business idea in your area? August 15, 2019 5:03 PM MDT 0
  • A rise but I won't say were. Cheers!
    in What do you think a person gets out of it when they automatically belittle others' opinions? August 15, 2019 11:24 AM MDT 5
  • Its written that Jesus said - we will all be judged for our sins...  moreIts written that Jesus said - we will all be judged for our sins but Whoa to the person that hurts my children so he will be given a horrible sentence. Cheers!  
    in "Many broken bones in the neck which is consistent with strangulation by another person." After the autopsy we pause. Murder/suicide? August 15, 2019 11:18 AM MDT 0
  • If that melted candlewax face had a scent it would be Caged Chil...  moreIf that melted candlewax face had a scent it would be Caged Children. Cheers!  
    in Now that son of an itch Moscow Mitch sez at the time he ordered the Russian sanctions lifted GUESS WHAT? August 15, 2019 10:06 AM MDT 1
  • I bet Trump will start saying they found evidence that he hung h...  moreI bet Trump will start saying they found evidence that he hung himself so it proves he had nothing to do with it but he won't mention that they found broken bones that could be caused by strangulation. Cheers!  
    in "Many broken bones in the neck which is consistent with strangulation by another person." After the autopsy we pause. Murder/suicide? August 15, 2019 9:00 AM MDT 2
  • Sorry so I  gave you askers pick to be fair. Cheers!
    in Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue? August 15, 2019 8:51 AM MDT 2
  • You mean like the seed spitting goats in Morocco  ...  moreYou mean like the seed spitting goats in Morocco  or a regular loogie spitting type of goat? Cheers!  
    in Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue? August 14, 2019 6:54 PM MDT 2
  • If the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new&...  moreIf the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new address 725 President Barack H. Obama Ave.  There is already 135.000 signatures on the petition. I included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/14/people-sign-petition-rename-fifth-ave-front-trump-tower-obama-avenue/  
    in Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue? August 14, 2019 6:16 PM MDT 0
  • The same thing I've been drinking for the past couple weeks - ho...  moreThe same thing I've been drinking for the past couple weeks - home made blackberry juice. Its really good because the berries were sweet and juicy this year. Cheers!   
    in YOu are really, really REALLY thirsty right now. What is the first thing that comes to mind to drink about now? August 14, 2019 2:39 PM MDT 6
  • I guess it would depend on if you were there to secretly spit in...  moreI guess it would depend on if you were there to secretly spit in his soup or if you were there to proudly salute him. Cheers!  
    in You may not have personally gassed a Jew but you hang out with Hitler on social occasions. Are you an upstanding homo sap or evil too? August 14, 2019 11:02 AM MDT 1
  • Maybe the 2 guards were drugged so they would fall asleep f...  moreMaybe the 2 guards were drugged so they would fall asleep for a couple of hours. Cheers!   
    in I don't know if any of it is true but what is being floated is SHOCKING. What? August 14, 2019 10:40 AM MDT 2
  • I don't think Trump will be satisfied with just regulating the I...  moreI don't think Trump will be satisfied with just regulating the Internet he wants to control it and he could possibly do that by using Section 606 of the Communications Act of 1939. Section 606 gives a president the authority to seize control of communications facility if he declares there is a war or a threat of a war or a state of public peril. I included a link to more info. Cheers!  https://www.forbes.com/sites/seanlawson/2016/12/02/the-law-that-could-allow-trump-to-shut-down-the-u-s-internet/#4acac0c34dac  less
    in Trump is considering an Executive Order to regulate social media for political bias. How would this effect answerMug, its members, and JA? August 13, 2019 6:19 PM MDT 2
  • I bet everthing the FBI finds that is attached to Trump will see...  moreI bet everthing the FBI finds that is attached to Trump will see the light of day. Cheers!  
    in "FBI raids Epstein's Caribbean Island". Oh boy. What info will be found there? The fake Ag liddle billybarr better get there fast! WHY? August 13, 2019 11:06 AM MDT 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 13, 2019 11:06 AM MDT
  • You should give them little swastikas for genitals then they wou...  moreYou should give them little swastikas for genitals then they would be anatomically correct. Cheers!  
    in I'm going to make 1000 lifelike Trump statues to sell for $1000 each. Do you think every church in the Bible Belt should have one? August 13, 2019 10:05 AM MDT 3
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 13, 2019 10:05 AM MDT
  • From Billy Madison? That was a way funny movie. Cheers!
    in Have you ever used a TV or movie stars quoto in your day to day life? August 12, 2019 8:53 PM MDT 2
  • That's for sure - I have seen them dance together - a true gentl...  moreThat's for sure - I have seen them dance together - a true gentleman and a lady. Cheers!   
    in Who could you point to as an example of a “class act”. August 12, 2019 8:33 PM MDT 0
  • Wow - I have seen his products in the store but never bought any...  moreWow - I have seen his products in the store but never bought any - I will now that I heard that. Cheers!  
    in Who could you point to as an example of a “class act”. August 12, 2019 8:29 PM MDT 1
  • No but there are times back in the hood were I had to be a tenfo...  moreNo but there are times back in the hood were I had to be a tenfold guy. Cheers!  
    in Are you a Tit for Tat sort of person....? August 12, 2019 7:26 PM MDT 1
  • Sometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confront...  moreSometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confronting someone that ripped me off and they try denying it  - I'll point my index finger at them and say - The moving finger points then it moves on. Cheers!  
    in Have you ever used a TV or movie stars quoto in your day to day life? August 12, 2019 3:12 PM MDT 0
  • I was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Repub...  moreI was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Republicans should replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year. I didn't think it worked like that - I thought Trump was an automatic pick. Anyway I am started to think that it could be possible that it happens. Cheers!  
    in Do you think Republicans will replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year? August 12, 2019 2:40 PM MDT 0
  • I'm wondering if the protection laws he is trying to weaken were...  moreI'm wondering if the protection laws he is trying to weaken were put in place  by Obama seems pretty petty and heartless if they are. Cheers!  
    in 'TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WEAKENS PROTECTION FOR ENDANGERED SPECIES". Is that something that rings your chimes, floats your boat? August 12, 2019 1:25 PM MDT 1
  • Seems a little fishy to me that just 2 minutes after E...  moreSeems a little fishy to me that just 2 minutes after Epstein's death was reported a Trump aid started tweeting about the Clinton conspiracy theory - like they were prepared to divert attention. Epstein strikes me as the kind of guy that would recorded all the sexual activates that happed  at his place and I bet Trump is on some of those recordings and soon they will surface. Epstein also sticks me as a SOB so I wouldn't be surprised that he arranged to have his perverted recordings leaked upon his death. Cheers!   less
    in The Donald John Trump retweet of a conspiracy theory involved Bill Clinton in Epstein's death is playing VERY WELL IN MOSCOW RIGHT NOW! SO? August 12, 2019 12:38 PM MDT 1
  • Yep and the WH or Trump didn't respond to the letter and apologi...  moreYep and the WH or Trump didn't respond to the letter and apologise so I think the evangelicals are going to start seeing that Trump doesn't have a religious bone in his body so he will lose a lot of votes. Cheers!  
    in Donald John Trump is in DEEP SH** with evangelicals. Why? He blasphemed during his North Carolina rally. HOW? August 12, 2019 11:50 AM MDT 3
  • Not in British Colombia before 1903 our official currency was&nb...  moreNot in British Colombia before 1903 our official currency was  called Local Weed but we changed the currency name to Mary Jane's in 1906 to fool the Royal Canadian Mounted Police because they were getting greedy.  Actually Canada had the dollar as it's official currency since 1853. Cheers!  
    in Is it true that before 1903, the official currency in Canada was beaver pelts? August 12, 2019 11:21 AM MDT 1
  • A Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family si...  moreA Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family sized box of cereal. I'll be using my  Jethro  Bodine  bowl tonight when I eat my box of Lucky Charms. And in case you don't know Lucky Charms now contain magical Unicorn marshmallows.  Cheers!  
    in Do you have a Jethro Bodine bowl? August 11, 2019 6:09 PM MDT 0
  • Maybe it's depressed because it has to live in Toronto (just goo...  moreMaybe it's depressed because it has to live in Toronto (just goofing around and being a bit of a Island snob). Actually I hope you find a way to get your hedgehog eating its wealwoerms. Cheers!  
    in why is my hedgehog dont eat wealwoerm August 11, 2019 5:02 PM MDT 3
  • Hey that rhymes so I thought it only fitting to reply in rh...  moreHey that rhymes so I thought it only fitting to reply in rhyme. Roses are red and violets blue but who has the control of Trump not being elected is the voting and dedicated people like you. Cheers!  
    in Which member of Answermug have you known the longest? Not who do you know the most about or are the closest to, the longest amount of time. August 11, 2019 2:06 PM MDT 2
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 11, 2019 2:06 PM MDT
  • For sure I'm a man of my imaginary word. But the imaginary lot t...  moreFor sure I'm a man of my imaginary word. But the imaginary lot that I built your imaginary Ranch style home on turned out to be on a imaginary sacred Indian burial ground so your imaginary house has to be moved. I have a few imaginary moving estimates and they range between 40 and 70 thousand imaginary dollars. Plus because I built a  imaginary helicopter landing pad on your imaginary roof BC hydro will have to be called in to disconnect the imaginary power lines along the way which could add thousands to your imaginary moving costs. I have read the terms of service and in a imaginary way it clearly states that I am not responsible for either of the moving costs so we may have to  re negotiate. But because I like to imagine I'm a nice guy I will absorb the imaginary BC hydro bill because the helicopter landing pad was going to be a  imaginary surprise so you shouldn't be responsible for any imaginary  costs it caused. Cheers!  less
    in So do I get the imaginary house you promised after you took my pretend virginity? August 11, 2019 12:26 PM MDT 3
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 11, 2019 12:26 PM MDT
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