The t-rex had poisonous  toenails and the ones that lived in the artic circle could breath fire. Cheers and happy weekend!

Not at all. If I would of listened to him and tried it in the hood I grew up in I would of got punked. Cheers and happy weekend!

I never accidently smashed something to smithereens. But when I was in the cannibs biz my go to thing for collecting debts was smash a couple of their belongings to smithereens and let them know there will be more smashing the next time I come for my mone...  moreI never accidently smashed something to smithereens. But when I was in the cannibs biz my go to thing for collecting debts was smash a couple of their belongings to smithereens and let them know there will be more smashing the next time I come for my money. I was the hardest working guy in the Island  cannibis biz - I grew it - I harvested it - I packaged it - I sold it and I collected the debts. Cheers and happy weekend!  

Yeah even if they delet their Internet browsing history the FBI can still find traces of all the hate sites they visited so dum da dum dum (stole the last part from the old Dragnet TV show). Also I am wondering if the Paster was preaching the word of Trum...  moreYeah even if they delet their Internet browsing history the FBI can still find traces of all the hate sites they visited so dum da dum dum (stole the last part from the old Dragnet TV show). Also I am wondering if the Paster was preaching the word of Trump in his church if so they should lose their tax free statise because churchs arn'the supposed to be involved in pollitics. Cheers and happy weekend!  

What I thought was cool/hopefull about it was the Pastor had deleted all the photos of him in the Capital then probably thought - halleluia I am saved. But the FBI checked out his iCloud acount and found all the photos. Nowadays ever photo a person takes ...  moreWhat I thought was cool/hopefull about it was the Pastor had deleted all the photos of him in the Capital then probably thought - halleluia I am saved. But the FBI checked out his iCloud acount and found all the photos. Nowadays ever photo a person takes on their phone or tablet is automatically backed up in  the iCloud along with a time stamp. So people like the Pastor that figure they are safe because they got rid  of photos of them at the Capital are in for a surprise by the FBI. I was also thinking that maybe the Capital  rioters that deleted photos will be in for a extra charge - destroying evedance. Cheers and happy weekend!  less

A gas powered vibrator - it is used  on concrete forms. Cheers and happy weekend!

Are you full? Cheers and happy weekend!

Probablly all of them - I like to buy a differnt type of cheese ever time I go shopping. Cheers and happy weekend!

No way I am a bad a** and nature has nothing to do with it - it was a thirst for beer (the winner of a bar fight usally drinks for free for the night). Cheers and happy weemend!

I am going to guess that it was the orange man that order the sham scam. And the reason he orderd the sham scam was so he could  get away with murder and or  destroy democrasy. Cheers and happy weekend!

I don't know who my daddy is but sometimes I wish that he had been a black, red, coco or olive so that I would have more choses of  clothes colors.  I was just thinking of a MASH  eposoid were Klinger made Charals say - olive skin makes goo...  moreI don't know who my daddy is but sometimes I wish that he had been a black, red, coco or olive so that I would have more choses of  clothes colors.  I was just thinking of a MASH  eposoid were Klinger made Charals say - olive skin makes good kin. Cheers and happy weekend!  

The Sound Of Music. I  didn't think I would like it because it was a musical but I really enjoyed it. Cheers and happy weekend!

I'm sure there is one cop that dosen't see it the same way Trump sees it because he lost a eye protecting the Capital. And I'm sure the other 138 cops that were injured don't see it that way. And I'm sure that the familly of the cop that was killed don't ...  moreI'm sure there is one cop that dosen't see it the same way Trump sees it because he lost a eye protecting the Capital. And I'm sure the other 138 cops that were injured don't see it that way. And I'm sure that the familly of the cop that was killed don't see it that way. There was one cop  that after he did his duty protecting the Capital broke down and cried because he was called the N word hundreds of times that day. Cheers and happy weekend  

Probably break out my color wheel  so I could see what colors go well with my  new complexion then I would go  shoping for a  new wardrobe and matching accessories. Cheers!

What do you want for nothing. A rubber biscuit?

The Parksville Dairy Queen. I like the food because it taste good and it is a good price. I also like the location it is in the middle of down town so I can sit by the window and enjoy  my food while I watch all the shinny happy people walk by. Cheers!

Birds of a feather flock together. I bet there will be many more charged. Cheers!

What  do you  want for nothing? A rubber biscuit?

What do you want for nothing? A rubber biscuit?

What do you want for nothing? A rubber biscuit?

9 other) I will start saying - yep - ah ha - mmmmm uh - yep I'm still listing - tell me more - no they closed K-mart years ago. I will keeping saying stuff like that until they get the message that I am done. Cheers! 

Bet you don't eat enough food to feed 20 Nanoose's. I can pack away a lot of food and still stay in shape. There is a all you can restaurant in town and when they see me coming they say - go home there is no more food in Parksville (they are just goofing ...  moreBet you don't eat enough food to feed 20 Nanoose's. I can pack away a lot of food and still stay in shape. There is a all you can restaurant in town and when they see me coming they say - go home there is no more food in Parksville (they are just goofing around but I find it funny). Cheers!  

What do you want for nothing? A rubber biscuit?

I imagine that I would play strip scrabble the same way I play strip poker - If I lose I claim it is just shrinkage because it is cold. Cheers!

No the older I get the more I try foods that I used to think would taste yucky. Cheers!

My favorite board game is Monopoly  when there is only 2 to 3 players. My favorite card game if Go Fish, Cheers!

Yeah wild boari can be pretty agressive. Are you allowed to hunt them? Cheers!

Only when the cop helicopter got too close (I used to spend 3 weeks every year alone in the bush  babysitting my pot plants). Cheers!

A Black bear. Cheers!

I  don't but if I did it would probably be my usual dream - getting lost in the big city with no money. I have had that same dream for awile now it varies a bit each time but always has the same getting lost in a big city with no money theme. I find ...  moreI  don't but if I did it would probably be my usual dream - getting lost in the big city with no money. I have had that same dream for awile now it varies a bit each time but always has the same getting lost in a big city with no money theme. I find it to be a strange dream because I have a good sence of direction and when I go to a big city I always stash a bit of money in a few of my pockets and some in one of my shoes. Cheers!  

No the pandemic won't be over by mid terms (not in America anyway)  and I think  there will be lots of people in the red states that will be too sick to vote. I also figure that by  mid terms they will start to see that the coronviris cause...  moreNo the pandemic won't be over by mid terms (not in America anyway)  and I think  there will be lots of people in the red states that will be too sick to vote. I also figure that by  mid terms they will start to see that the coronviris causes long term health issues so a lot of people that vote Republican will vote democrate because they know that Republicans want to get rid of pre existing conditions coverage and they won't be covered if the repubcans are in power because they want to get rid of Obama care. Cheers!  less

If magic is just a parlor trick then how the heck did David Copperfield pass through the great Wall of China? (Just goofing around) Cheers!

Just make sure that you sun dry the nettal real good  and boil the dry nettal real good. Cheers!

This is not really an ailment but you can  get rid of grey hair by boiling dried Stinging Nettal leaves - making a paste out of it and putting it on your hair for awile. It does not sting your hair which I find really surprising because fresh Stingin...  moreThis is not really an ailment but you can  get rid of grey hair by boiling dried Stinging Nettal leaves - making a paste out of it and putting it on your hair for awile. It does not sting your hair which I find really surprising because fresh Stinging nettal really stings when you touch it. Cheers!  

Maybe they practise for an alien space invasion with finger guns while saying pew pew pew  -pew pew pew - pew pew pew. Cheers!

Or  switch all of Trump's orders to extra large pink tutus. Cheers!

I bet Trump's will say something stupid like he did more for the space race then Bezos will ever do because he created Space Force. Cheers!

I don't think it will be Matt or Green because they don't have many followers. I think it will be Bill O' Reilly because he has lots of followers. Cheers! 

Well so much for the Trump supporters that say that the Capital riot couldn't of been a insurrection attempt because the people that were there were only charged with trespassing. You can bet the FBI took fingerprints from all the things the rioters ...  moreWell so much for the Trump supporters that say that the Capital riot couldn't of been a insurrection attempt because the people that were there were only charged with trespassing. You can bet the FBI took fingerprints from all the things the rioters touched and some of those things were used as weapons on cops so there will be some big charges for them. This is kind of gross but you can also bet that the FBI took DNA from that human poop that was smeared on the walls and the pigs that did that will be charged too. A good thing about them starting to sentence the rioters is it will scare the rioters into rating each other out and some of the people they rat out will be Capital police and Trump supporting pollution's. Cheers!  less

That's good - thanks to people like her America is way behind in beating the virus. Cheers!

I bought it but I think it was just dried leaves and I boiled them. Cheers!

Alfalfa tea works pretty good for arthritise. Cheers!

No they are more like a Beret - they are also known as Tartans. Cheers!

$5 for a normal kiss $15 for a French kiss. Cheers!

Not so far but that could change. It got pretty bad here last year. Cheers!

I figureTrump and his goonies has a lot to do with people not believing in science. And I think one of the reasons they don't want to believe in science is because they would have to start thinking that the scientist that are talking about climate change ...  moreI figureTrump and his goonies has a lot to do with people not believing in science. And I think one of the reasons they don't want to believe in science is because they would have to start thinking that the scientist that are talking about climate change are right and the only way that the planet can be saved is with green eneragy. Cheers!  

Well  I  only know one Scott and I didn't find him complicated at all. He is part of the Petrie clan . I think there is a lot to your part about Scottish peaple only being sociable once they get to know you. We got to know each  other at a ...  moreWell  I  only know one Scott and I didn't find him complicated at all. He is part of the Petrie clan . I think there is a lot to your part about Scottish peaple only being sociable once they get to know you. We got to know each  other at a bush party were he had lost his wool hat ( I think it was called a Tant).  He was really upset about loosing the hat because it was given to his father by Prince Philip of England. I told him that my dog could  find his hat because he  had  tracking skills and the guy said cool let's go look for it. Then I told him that in order for my dog to start tracking the hat it would have to know his scent so he had to let my dog smell his crouch - after a few seconds he realised I was joking and we went and found his hat. Cheers!  less

Matt is the Senator that gave the rioters at the Capital riot an (air) fist bump. Green is the senator that made up that bit about the California wild fires were started by a Jewish space lazzer. Cheers!

I  was just thinking that like Matt and Green - few people want to hear what Trump and Bill O' Reilly have to say. Tickets for their arean tour have been on sale for over a month and there is still over a thousand tickets not sold. Buying a ticket to...  moreI  was just thinking that like Matt and Green - few people want to hear what Trump and Bill O' Reilly have to say. Tickets for their arean tour have been on sale for over a month and there is still over a thousand tickets not sold. Buying a ticket to their tour would be like buying a broking record - I was robed and it was the biggest crime in history. And with Matt and Green the broking record  would be - their coming to take your guns and bibles. Cheers!