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  • Joined: April 5, 2016

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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block
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  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to As long as dumb don continues to be BATSH** CRAZY openly his peeps will support him eternally.WHY?:
    Maybe because as president he has access to the alien technology in area 51 and he is using some kind of mind control device. Cheers!
    • 4 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If you could choose a nickname for yourself, what would it be?:
    Stinky but it would be one of those opposite nicknames like when they call a huge person Tiny. Cheers!
    • Thu at 9:13 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever known anyone named Sparky?:
    Ya now I remember it like it was yesterday - lots of good music back in those days. Cheers! 
    • Thu at 7:13 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever known anyone named Sparky?:
    I really like Sparks their songs Upstairs and that one about a kid named Albert are my 2 favorites. Cheers!
    • Thu at 7:01 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Would you vote for me? No, wait a minute. Listen...:
    He is pretty busy right now trying to grow a beard so maybe you shouldn't bother him for a few weeks. Cheers!
    • Thu at 5:35 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Would you vote for me? No, wait a minute. Listen...:
    Maybe I'll vote for you if your position as Boss Of Seafood helps me and a couple of my friends. I know a couple that have a commercial seafood business - thanks to Donald Trump they picked up new customers in Japan or China (the companies didn't lik...  moreMaybe I'll vote for you if your position as Boss Of Seafood helps me and a couple of my friends. I know a couple that have a commercial seafood business - thanks to Donald Trump they picked up new customers in Japan or China (the companies didn't like the uncertainty of dealing with the US so they went with a Canadian company). So as Boss of Seafood will you use your authority and the power of the GOP to send in military ships to block their fishing grounds in the Straight of Georgia and the West Coast of Vancouver Island?  Cheers!  less
    • Thu at 12:54 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Did you KNOW Queen Elizabeth still drives? I cannot believe THE QUEEN DRIVES ANYTHING. But she does. A Black Range Rover. She is 93 !!!!:
    I did know that and I've always thought that if I ever got in a game of chicken with her I'd be the one chickening out because she is pretty steadfast. Cheers! 
    • Wed at 11:13 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you be watching the Democratic debate this evening? It's shirts verses skins!:
    I'm going to record it and watch it tomorrow. Cheers!
    • Tue at 6:58 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I've heard it said that a vagina is a coupon book for alcohol. Is that true?!:
    Hey that reminds me of a joke. A young boy asks his dad if he will buy him a Big Wheel and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy says no and the dad says well I'm not getting you a Big Wheel. A few years later the boy asks his dad ...  moreHey that reminds me of a joke. A young boy asks his dad if he will buy him a Big Wheel and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy says no and the dad says well I'm not getting you a Big Wheel. A few years later the boy asks his dad if he will buy him a 10 speed and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy says no and the dad says well I'm not getting you a 10 speed. A few years after that the boy asks his dad if he will buy him a car and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy starts thinking that if he says no his dad will just say well I'm not getting you a car so the boy says - yes it does and the dad says - well then go f*uk yourself. Cheers!  less
    • Tue at 1:39 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I CAN PROVE THAT TRUMP IS INSANE. THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE WERE SANE. SEE WHAT I MEAN? SEE THE DIFF? :
    Crazy part is as a tax payer you are probably paying for him to look like that. Cheers!
    • Tue at 10:15 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you crazy...or just out of your mind?:
    I'm crazy but I don't have a doctors note to prove it. Cheers!
    • Mon at 9:41 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Birds are the best at _____________.:
    Birds are the best at baby talk (ca ka - ca ka - ca ka). Actually I don't know about all birds but Robins have increasable hearing they can hear worms moving through the ground towards the surface then they  wait for the worm to peak out and they gra...  moreBirds are the best at baby talk (ca ka - ca ka - ca ka). Actually I don't know about all birds but Robins have increasable hearing they can hear worms moving through the ground towards the surface then they  wait for the worm to peak out and they grab it. Cheers!  
    • Mon at 12:00 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is there anything you eat right out of the jar that you really shouldn't?:
    Ya we didn't eat them from the bucket either we fried them up great taste. Cheers!
    • Mon at 11:49 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is there anything you eat right out of the jar that you really shouldn't?:
    How about Smelts and Smelts? One of the things I miss from the Ontario  area is scoping up buckets full of Smelts when they were spanning. Cheers!
    • Mon at 11:40 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to ARCHIE BUNKER. The ARCHETYPE dumb don supporter? Maybe dumb don should put Archie's photo alongside his slogan on hats and shirts?:
    Or Trumps wife should get a t-shirt that says I'm with Mead Head. Cheers!
    • January 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Two of the whinya** toady sycophant spineless Republican Senators broke ranks and discovered their MANHOOD. Will more dare to follow them?:
    I think more of them will be braking rank as well as more Fox news reporters and more military leaders will be stepping up and discrediting Trump. Cheers!
    • January 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How do Canadian Pretzel Grapes differ from American Pretzel Grapes? Are they Juicier?:
    Canadian pretzel grapes aren't any juicer than American pretzel grapes but they might be more apologetic - like if they roll off the plate and fall on the floor they say sorry. Cheers!  
    • January 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Has anyone ever called YOU Seniorita? :
    Da blaw blaw?
    • January 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What was the last thing you put in your purse? Or your wife’s purse, or someone’s purse..:
    Da blaw blaw?
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Has anyone ever called YOU Seniorita? :
    Ya because I ordered a fancy drink and it came to the table with one of those tiny umbrellas in it so they called me Seniorita for the rest of the night. Cheers and Happy Weekend! 
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Finish this thought... Loonlips, me ... ME! And Glis walk into a bar... :
    ... the bartender says why the long face and they answer because Nanoose just told us one of his stupid jokes. Cheers and happy weekend! 
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to GLIS stood me up tonight.... STOOD ME UP! What should we do to punish him? :
    Best way to punish a man is to get them a nice gift for their Man Cave ( like a Zero degree beer fridge) then ever time they see it they will feel a bit guilty about what they did. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you over share when you go off your meds? DO YOU? :
    I'm not a doctor but I suggest you don't make a  decision about the meds until after you look after the puppy - a puppy might get you in the right mind set without the meds. Cheers and Happy Weekend! 
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who was/ is your favourite Huxtable? Mine was Lisa bonnet, but she married both of my imaginary boyfriends so now I hate her guts. :
    Ya I can't believe he did that I really looked up to him when he had the Fat Albert show now I'm hoping he rots in jail. Not sure if you know this but he had a pretty cool record album my favorite song was - Little Old Man Uptight And Out Of Sight so I in...  moreYa I can't believe he did that I really looked up to him when he had the Fat Albert show now I'm hoping he rots in jail. Not sure if you know this but he had a pretty cool record album my favorite song was - Little Old Man Uptight And Out Of Sight so I included a link to it. Cheers and Happy Weekend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4SHDmHNb0  
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who was/ is your favourite Huxtable? Mine was Lisa bonnet, but she married both of my imaginary boyfriends so now I hate her guts. :
    It was the dad but because he did the drugging of woman thing its now the mom. Cheers and happy weekend
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What do your secrets smell like? :
    Sort of like rainbows that could cost me a pot of gold. Cheers and Happy Weekend!
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Meghan back in Canada. Queen seeks solution." To do what? To stop the racist British press from attacking her? :
    I think the Queen should be happy for them and happy for her Grandchild. Cheers and Happy weekend!
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. :
    Not if you murder her first. Cheers and Happy Weekend
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. :
    Nice puppy sitting is the next best thing to owning a puppy. Cheers and Happy Weekend!
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Any of you own a Porta potty? We've had MAJOR plumbing problems for weeks. Both bathrooms will be out of commish for 2 days! Advice please?:
    Its only 2 days just get a bucket with a lid and dispose of the waste when you get your bathroom back. Cheers and Happy Weekend!
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. :
    Da Blaw Blaw?
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The dumb don is "like an angry Archie Bunker without the humanity". Archie was likable even though. The dumb don is just dumb don'tcha know?:
    Can you imagine Trump and his wife sitting at a piano singing songs together? Cheers and Happy weekend!
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. :
    A large dog with a waggaly tail clears off the top of a coffee table a lot quicker then a cat. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    • January 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you afraid of clowns?:
    When I hear things like that I'm glad that  I grew up to be a buffoon and not a clown. Clowns sometimes get their laughs at the expense of others but buffoons only get their laughs by making fun of themselves. Cheers and Happy Weekend!
    • January 10
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Even people who don't like coffee, love the smell. Are you one of those wackjobs that don't like the SMELL of covfefe? :
    There is a place around here that roasts green coffee beans it smells real nice. Cheers and Happy Weekend!
    • January 10
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What ruined your city/town?:
    Presently its the crake heads that ruined my town but in the future people will look back and figure what ruined Nanoose Bay was the removal of the Nanoose Bay Giant Garden Gnome.  The Nanoose Bay Giant Garden Gnome was our only defenc...  morePresently its the crake heads that ruined my town but in the future people will look back and figure what ruined Nanoose Bay was the removal of the Nanoose Bay Giant Garden Gnome.  The Nanoose Bay Giant Garden Gnome was our only defence at stopping invading Russian troops from rolling up Nanoose Hill and ruining the town. Included a link to a photo of the old giant Russian stopping Gnome. Cheers and Happy Weekend! https://enchantedamerica.wordpress.com/2014/07/31/worlds-largest-garden-gnome-nanoose-bay-bc-canada/  less
    • January 10
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Those who believe dumb don never lies also believe a god sent him to them to save them. You do know that SATAN IS A LIAR TRICKSTER DECEIVER?:
    Yesterday when Trump was about to address the Nation about the situation in Iran 2 doors were opened  to reveal Trump standing in the door way basked in a incredibly bright light from behind him. I think Trump and his team set up a bunch of Halo...  moreYesterday when Trump was about to address the Nation about the situation in Iran 2 doors were opened  to reveal Trump standing in the door way basked in a incredibly bright light from behind him. I think Trump and his team set up a bunch of Halogen lights behind him to give the illusion that he is Heaven sent. Cheers!  
    • January 10
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If you win a HUGE lottery, will you still come here?:
    I would but I would be wearing a Tuxedo and Monocle like the Monopoly Man. Cheers!
    • January 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If a train painted purple travels north at 75 MPH in July with a female conductor, how many donuts can an evangelical eat before Kwanzaa?:
    Nobody told me that there would be math when I joined AM so I'm going to just guess and say 47. Cheers! 
    • January 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you afraid of clowns?:
    Well I'm not afraid of them but I am a bit leery of them because when I worked at an amusement park I  got in a fight with a clown - the dude had a few tricks up his sleeve and he cleaned my clock. Actually he wasn't  in his clown costume when w...  moreWell I'm not afraid of them but I am a bit leery of them because when I worked at an amusement park I  got in a fight with a clown - the dude had a few tricks up his sleeve and he cleaned my clock. Actually he wasn't  in his clown costume when we got in the fight and I'm glad about that because it would of been pretty humiliating. Cheers!  
    • January 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to So Harry and Meghan are stepping back from the Royal Family to live a normal life? I say good for them! Who wants to live a life of MUSTS?:
    Ya it was a pretty cool place to work when the lady died she left her estate to the University of Vancouver Island which I thought was way cool of her. I included a link to Milner gardens so you can see some of the flowers I took care of. Cheers! &nb...  moreYa it was a pretty cool place to work when the lady died she left her estate to the University of Vancouver Island which I thought was way cool of her. I included a link to Milner gardens so you can see some of the flowers I took care of. Cheers!   https://milnergardens.viu.ca/  
    • January 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to So Harry and Meghan are stepping back from the Royal Family to live a normal life? I say good for them! Who wants to live a life of MUSTS?:
    Ya they might make Vancouver Island their second home. I used to be the Head Gardner on a Estate of a cousin to the Queen of England. Part of my job was taking care of trees that were planted by members of the Royal family when they visited the Island onc...  moreYa they might make Vancouver Island their second home. I used to be the Head Gardner on a Estate of a cousin to the Queen of England. Part of my job was taking care of trees that were planted by members of the Royal family when they visited the Island once a tree that was planted by Prince Phillip started dying and I saved it. Maybe Prince Harry heard about that and he will invite me to his new house for supper and I will make a bunch of Trump jokes then he will make me this court jester. Cheers!  
    • January 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you know any hand signs and gestures or words that are universal?:
    I know the universal hand signal for do you want to go smoke a doobie. Cheers!
    • January 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to From February 2005 on ANSWERBAG till now I have always been ROSIE G. WHO HAVE you be? The same or diffrunt? Why?:
    Since 2000 my username and aviator photo has been the same on all the Forums and Q and A sites I have been on. I keep it that way so that people I knew on past sites will recognize me and become friends again. I also have closed  my posts with c...  moreSince 2000 my username and aviator photo has been the same on all the Forums and Q and A sites I have been on. I keep it that way so that people I knew on past sites will recognize me and become friends again. I also have closed  my posts with cheers since 2000 for the same reason - people might recognize it and think hey I know that guy. Cheers!  
    • January 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to My Dogs are constantly eating grass. Does that mean they taste "Gamey"? What does that mean?!:
    Ya there are way more un healthy things outdoors that out weigh the benefits a dog might get from grass plus dogs are now domesticated so they may have lost some of their instincts that told them what is or isn't good for them. As far as the special grass...  moreYa there are way more un healthy things outdoors that out weigh the benefits a dog might get from grass plus dogs are now domesticated so they may have lost some of their instincts that told them what is or isn't good for them. As far as the special grass goes there are a few good reasons to keep a dog away from it. A dog has the intelligence level of a human 2 year old so dogs can't understand what's happening to them. Also dogs don't have the same type of primary neurons that humans do - our neurons have special shapes in them that easily excepts a TCH molecule in a neurotransmitter - dogs don't have that shape so maybe damage or blockage could happen if that neurotransmitter tries to get through. But most important  if a dog gets a taste of the special weed it will soon be visiting the patch every day - eating it and peeing on it. Cheers!       less
    • January 7
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to My Dogs are constantly eating grass. Does that mean they taste "Gamey"? What does that mean?!:
    Your dog could eat grass until the cows come home but it doesn't mean that they will taste gamey (as long as you bleed and cure the meat properly). I try to discourage my dog from eating grass because there could be a lot of bad stuff hiding in the g...  moreYour dog could eat grass until the cows come home but it doesn't mean that they will taste gamey (as long as you bleed and cure the meat properly). I try to discourage my dog from eating grass because there could be a lot of bad stuff hiding in the grass like baby slugs that could be carrying a lung worm parasite or poisonous mushrooms or scat from other animals. Cheers!  
    • January 7
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Trump's ignorance has created an international crisis". Ignorance?. What dumb will dumb don do today to outdumb his yesterday?:
    I think he is going to start claiming that that military is trying to take over the Country (because yesterday the Pentagon stated that they wouldn't strike culture sites in Iran). I also think he will have something to say about the stampede at the gener...  moreI think he is going to start claiming that that military is trying to take over the Country (because yesterday the Pentagon stated that they wouldn't strike culture sites in Iran). I also think he will have something to say about the stampede at the generals funeral in Iran - like the reason there was a stampede was because people were forced to attend the funeral at gun point. Cheers!  
    • January 7
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Qu’est-ce que c'est? :
    Ya I think what took me so long is that I still got the Christmas songs stuck in my head and I was thinking fa la la la la instead of fa fa fa fa fa fa. Cheers!
    • January 6
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The 't' word is coming here to Toledo thursday. What should I do? :
    Maybe just the hat then. Cheers!
    • January 6
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Qu’est-ce que c'est? :
    Took me awhile to figure out what you meant now I got to run run run run run run run away. Cheers! 
    • January 6
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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block

  • Have you made up any new jokes in the New Year yet?

    I just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that ...  moreI just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with your beer (tables have legs). Cheers and Happy New Year!    
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  • Can you share a bit of your Christmas gifts?

    One of my Christmas gifts was a new Samsung Galaxy Tab and the f...  moreOne of my Christmas gifts was a new Samsung Galaxy Tab and the first thing I did with it was watch Christmas songs on youtube. Not sure if this is some kind of Christmas miracle but the first Christmas song I saw was by a group that I forgot about 20 Christmases ago it was - Christmas Wrapping Music by the Waitresses (the Waitresses were the band on the TV show Saved By The Bell). So from my Tab to you I'd like to share that Christmas song and included a link to it. I also watched a Christmas song by the Kink's called Father Christmas and I'd like to share some Christmas words from that song - Have yourself a happy Christmas have yourself a real good time but remember the kids who have nothing well you are drinking down your wine. Cheers and Merry Christmas!   https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDnud2TQNahaU&v=nud2TQNahaU  less
    Last post by Jonny Goat - December 25, 2019
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  • Did Dolald Trump just ruin North Korea's surprize gift to America?

    Donald Trump just said that maybe the Christmas gift North Korea...  moreDonald Trump just said that maybe the Christmas gift North Korea promised America is a beautiful vase. For months now the Pentagon has been seeing increased activity at NK tests sites so I don't think its a beautiful vase. They will be testing a long range missal and Trump knows it. Cheers and Merry Christmas!  
    Last post by I LOVE LEV PARNAS - December 24, 2019
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  • Do you get your pets anything for Christmas?

    I always get my cat and dog a few Christmas presents even though...  moreI always get my cat and dog a few Christmas presents even though my cat doesn't deserve any because she can be a bad girl (poops in the closet and destroys my couches). But my dog is a real good boy all year plus he works hard guarding us and our stuff so I always try to get  him something special.  I'd tell you what  I got him this year but he is a security dog so he probably knows my passwords and might see this post then he won't be surprized on Christmas morning. Cheers and Merry Christmas!   less
    Last post by Merlin - December 27, 2019
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  • Do you think that the jokes I write about Donald Trump are getting to him?

    A week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to fl...  moreA week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to flush toilets 10 times - I said I don't have to flush my toilet 10X but maybe Trump does because his poop is so full of trans fat their unsinkable. At his Michigan rally Trump was going on about toilets again and he said you have to flush toilets 10X then he pointed to himself and said - I  don't but you do. I like to think it was because he was embarrassed about my joke about his un sinkable poops. Cheers!   
    Last post by Element 99 - December 20, 2019
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  • Who's body will Trump paste his head on next?

    I think it will be a black person body along with the caption Tr...  moreI think it will be a black person body along with the caption Trump understands Afro Americans - or something like that. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nanoose - December 13, 2019
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  • Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body?

    In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body ...  moreIn the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Got a suspicion about what really happend on Gilligan's Island?

    I suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to sp...  moreI suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to spy on Mary Ann and Ginger. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - December 12, 2019
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  • Got a Trump bet?

    I bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweet...  moreI bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweets about Greta Thunberg because she made it onto the short list of contenders for Time magazines 2019 person of the year. He will also probably tweet about Megan Rapinoe  because she was named Sports Person of the year. Cheers!   
    Last post by Jane S - December 10, 2019
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  • Have you or will you break any Christmas traditions this year?

    After 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Chri...  moreAfter 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Christmas Fun with Algebra section at our annual Christmas gala/open house. The Christmas Fun with Algebra section had Christmas themed algebra problems for kids of all ages to solve and if they solved them they got a Christmas gift. It was a pretty popular section of my Christmas gala at one time but interest dropped off over the years so I am going to cancel it this year and have a tree decorating program on my computer for the kids. Cheers!   less
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  • Have you taped up your Hockey stick yet?

    I put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine ...  moreI put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine yesterday now I'm ready to play. Cheers!  
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  • Have any long lost relitives reconnect with you latley?

    Today my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We ...  moreToday my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We had over 30 years to catch up on and we also talked about him and his wife (who we don't know) paying us a visit in the spring or summer. I don't have many relatives so I'm pretty excited about it and I'm thinking about surprizing them with 30 years of belated Christmas gifts this year. Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - November 25, 2019
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  • What kind of gift do you think Santa will bring to Donald Trump?

    I think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free ...  moreI think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free cards. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - November 3, 2019
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  • Hear any reports of kids in your community being poisoned or injured from their Halloween candy this year?

    I haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most...  moreI haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most kids in my community go to Halloween community events now a days because its safer for them. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Did you get any acidental Halloween boo boos today if so did you cry or swear?

    I got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (...  moreI got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (a piece flew back and hit me in the shin). It real hurt but I didn't cry and I couldn't swear because there were kids around so I just said oh mama a few times. Cheers and have a happy and safe Halloween!  
    Last post by I LOVE LEV PARNAS - November 1, 2019
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  • If you were at a party and a mob boss said try the limburger it tastse like fingers would you try it?

    I would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. C...  moreI would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nice Jugs - October 25, 2019
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  • Got a favorite Trump burn?

    My new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted to...  moreMy new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted today " Well this is awkward ...Colorado doesn’t border Mexico. Good thing Colorado now offers free full day kindergarten so our kids can learn basic geography". At a  Conference in Pittsburgh Trump said - "We're building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we're building a wall in Colorado,". Cheers!  
    Last post by I LOVE LEV PARNAS - October 24, 2019
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  • Are SponngeBob's pants really Square?

    They look more rectangular to me. Cheers and happy weekend!
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  • Guys have you ever used the - its just shrinkage excuse?

    I did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One nig...  moreI did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One night after drinking at the bar I was on my way to the bus stop with a backpack full of pot and thought I better go down the alley for a pit stop. I was just about done when I heard a guy say - RCMP turn around with your hands out - I didn't want to take any chances so I didn't tuck it away or zip up and I turned around. I noticed that one of the cops was smirking so I said - what its just shrinkage because its cold out side (it was actually a warm summer night. The cops thought it was pretty funny and after they asked were I was going they gave me a warning then sent me on my way. Cheers!   less
    Last post by Nice Jugs - October 7, 2019
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  • I went on a diet and my stomach must be mad at me because it keeps saying GRRRRRRR:

    Cheers and happy weekend!
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  • What crazy desperate act will Trump try next to avoid impeachment?

    I think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in...  moreI think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in his room then claim you can't impeach a bedridden president. Cheers!  
    Last post by Merlin - September 28, 2019
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  • Have you ever had something happen and it looked like it was happing in slow motion?

    Once I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew o...  moreOnce I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew off the chain saw bar. It  came off the bar in a J shape then it straightened up  and flew as straight as an arrow towards my son who was about 30 feet away. It was probably flying threw the air pretty fast but it seemed like it was all happing in slow motion - seemed like an eternity standing there watching it fly threw the air and wondering if my kid was going to get cut in half luckily he wasn't hurt. Cheers   less
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - September 18, 2019
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  • Did you get to do anything this week that you have been waiting a long time to do?

    Today I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush...  moreToday I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush plants I have been growing for the past 51/2 months and it was well worth the wait. Cheers!  
    Last post by I LOVE LEV PARNAS - September 12, 2019
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  • Why do you smell extra good today?

    I smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping...  moreI smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping Lavender plants. I probably did a 100 of them so I absorbed the lavender oils and odor plus the lavender odor is on my work clothes so I will be smelling pretty fine tomorrow too. Cheers!  
    Last post by Jane S - September 5, 2019
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  • Who do you think thought up the idea of free love a guy hippy or a girl hippy?

    I think it was a guy hippy. Cheers!
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  • Do you talk to your plants and if so does any of that talk incude lies?

    I talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female...  moreI talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female cannabis plants. I tell each and every one of then that they are my favorite because they have the nicest hairs and biggest Trichomes that I have ever seen. Then I tell them that if they hurry up and mature they will be the one that gets to go into the "special" room with me  - which is a double lie because they will all be going into the special room (the harvest room) and if they don't hurry up and mature on their own I know a few growing tricks that will force them to do it. Cheers and happy labour Day!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - September 2, 2019
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  • Is there a TV series that always makes you remember a departed loved one?

    I used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia...  moreI used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia lawyer just like me so we always talked about Judge Judy and I still think about her every time I watch the show. We usally disagreed on Judge Judy's ruling's but the one thing we always agreed on was neither one of us would want to make Rusty mad (the Court Bailiff). In case you don't know a Philadelphia lawyer is someone who has absolutely no legal schooling or training but they still think they are the best lawyer in the World.  Cheers and happy Labour Day weekend!  less
    Last post by I LOVE LEV PARNAS - September 1, 2019
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  • Did you know that there are only 113 more sleeps untill Eddie Murphy hosts Saturday Night Live?

    On December 21st Eddie Murphy  will be hosting the Saturday...  moreOn December 21st Eddie Murphy  will be hosting the Saturday Night Live Christmas show. I can't wait and  I already have visions of Buckwheat, Gumby and Mr. Robinson dancing in my head. Cheers and happy Labour Day!  
    Last post by B.H.Wilson - August 30, 2019
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  • Is it the most wonderfull time of year in your Country too?

    It's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wo...  moreIt's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wonderful time of the year starts - back to school for the kids. I enjoyed hearing and watching the kids around here having summer fun but I'm looking forward to seeing the school bus pull up on Monday and takes them away to a place that will fill their heads up with new knowledge. I included a link to a back to school commercial  that Alice Cooper and his daughter stared in. Cheers and happy Labour day! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=alice+cooper+%2b+back+to+school+comercial&view=detail&mid=E4F4EBFD108A6007D235E4F4EBFD108A6007D235&FORM=VIRE  less
    Last post by I LOVE LEV PARNAS - August 30, 2019
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  • Do you think Melania Trump and Ivanka will get in a Cat fight over Justan Trudeau - who would win?

    I've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justi...  moreI've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justin Trudeau and it sure looked like they were digging on him. At the G7 Justin Trudeau wore his pink argil socks so I bet  Melania and Ivanka can't stop thinking about him and a cat fight might be any day now and I think Melania will clean Ivank's clock. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - August 27, 2019
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  • Did you get into the Streaking craze in the 70's?

    I did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. ...  moreI did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out but sometimes someone would buy me a beer so I found it fun and profitable. I included a link to the song that got me started in the streaking craze. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+streak+%2B+youtube&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=the+streak+%2B+youtube&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=98C0673D19214CB9AC338483A86B7FB7  less
    Last post by Slartibartfast - August 18, 2019
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  • Whats your favorite sceince show?

    Mine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's ...  moreMine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the episode is about how 1000s of years ago the Indigenous people used chemical science to help make their life easier. I included a link to more info and vids about the show. Cheers and happy weekend! https://aptn.ca/coyotescience/  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 17, 2019
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  • What was the best good for business idea in your area?

    30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to s...  more30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to stay in business but them the owner decided to put goats on the roof. Now a days the business is booming and people from all around the World come to see the goats - it created lots jobs because a lot of business opened up around it. I included a link to a video of the goats and more info. Cheers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9uNFilNNU  
    Last post by Pearl - August 16, 2019
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  • Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?

    If the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new&...  moreIf the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new address 725 President Barack H. Obama Ave.  There is already 135.000 signatures on the petition. I included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/14/people-sign-petition-rename-fifth-ave-front-trump-tower-obama-avenue/  
    Last post by Pearl - August 16, 2019
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  • Have you ever used a TV or movie stars quoto in your day to day life?

    Sometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confront...  moreSometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confronting someone that ripped me off and they try denying it  - I'll point my index finger at them and say - The moving finger points then it moves on. Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 16, 2019
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  • Do you think Republicans will replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year?

    I was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Repub...  moreI was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Republicans should replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year. I didn't think it worked like that - I thought Trump was an automatic pick. Anyway I am started to think that it could be possible that it happens. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - August 16, 2019
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  • Do you have a Jethro Bodine bowl?

    A Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family si...  moreA Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family sized box of cereal. I'll be using my  Jethro  Bodine  bowl tonight when I eat my box of Lucky Charms. And in case you don't know Lucky Charms now contain magical Unicorn marshmallows.  Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 11, 2019
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  • Ever have a nickname that might of giving people the wrong impression of you?

    Back in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. ...  moreBack in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. At first I thought it was cool but then I started thinking it was giving the ladies the wrong idea about me so I asked people to stop calling me that. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nice Jugs - August 3, 2019
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  • Did you know Dora The Explorer is back and this time she has a knife?

    She also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't se...  moreShe also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't seem to be anything like the lovable Dora I used to know. Cheers!  
    Last post by JakobA the unAmerican. - August 2, 2019
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  • Have you ever giving bad advice to a Internet freind?

    Back when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there starte...  moreBack when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there started making posts  about the new guy she met and how well they were getting along. After a month or so she made a post saying the guy started ignoring her phone calls and text messages and she didn't understand why he was ignoring her or why he wouldn't at least let her  know it was over. She asked for advice on what to do and the other people gave her reasonable advice like forget about him and there are lots of fish in the sea. But I figured she deserved more respect then that and the guy would never learn anything if she just ignored his behavior. So I advised her to attach a note to a rock that said - Ignore this - then throw it through his window. Cheers!    less
    Last post by Jane S - August 2, 2019
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  • Do you buy your pets toys or do you make them?

    Last weekend I made my cat a Hissy Box - its a box with a small ...  moreLast weekend I made my cat a Hissy Box - its a box with a small hole in it and it has a mirror inside it. when the cat looks inside she sees her reflection and starts hissing at it - it keeps her amused for hours. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 31, 2019
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  • Did we just lose another member because of a grammer obsession?

    This morning I noticed that one of my AM friends account di...  moreThis morning I noticed that one of my AM friends account disappeared . My guess is she left because her comments about someone's  grammar Nitpicking were deleted. Some of my comments were deleted too ( the ones that are sung to the tune of the Mighty Mouse theme song)  and I was told it was because it went against the sites posting with respect rule. The person I am talking about has replied to a hundred or so of my posts and all but one  of them was to Nitpick at the grammar mistakes - that might not be against the sites rules but it certainly isn't sociable. Anyway I hope that person comes back. Cheers!  less
    Last post by Randy D - July 28, 2019
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  • Do you have a nickname for your pet?

    I sometimes call my cat Hissy B*t*h because she spends most of h...  moreI sometimes call my cat Hissy B*t*h because she spends most of her days in the window hissing at the cats that walk by. And I sometimes call my dog Copey because when someone comes over he goes around the car sniffing ever were including inside the wheel wells. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Wolfhound - October 2, 2019
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  • Did you hear about the guy that went to a $5 hooker and got crabs?

    Apparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the ho...  moreApparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the hooker to complain and she said - it was only $5 what did you expect lobster? Stole that joke from Seth Meyers. Cheers!  
    Last post by Randy D - July 24, 2019
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  • Have you seen Ivanka Trumps new dog?

    Its whiter then Pence and not surprizing a Siberian husky cross ...  moreIts whiter then Pence and not surprizing a Siberian husky cross - they called it Winter. In a interview Winter was asked what's it like living with the Kushner's and it said - ruff . Cheers!   
    Last post by Nanoose - July 21, 2019
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  • If you sleep on your stomach or side would you sleep on a Endy mattress?

    I sleep on my stomach and I could never sleep on a Endy mat...  moreI sleep on my stomach and I could never sleep on a Endy mattress because I would think that I'm doing something wrong. Endy mattress is one of Canada biggest bedding manufactures but I think their name is stupid because some people sleep on their side or their stomach so their endy wouldn't be on the mattress. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - July 20, 2019
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  • Whats in a name?

    Today on the news I heard that a lot of whales are showing signs...  moreToday on the news I heard that a lot of whales are showing signs of  developing Peanut head and  I thought oh how cute.  But it turns out that Peanut head isn't cute at all because it means that the whale is slowly dying of starvation.  So now I'm thinking that if they would of gave it a better name like Malnutrition head it would disturb more people and maybe they would try to fix the problem. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 10, 2019
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  • Did you see that fire at a firewoks store in North Carolina?

    I just saw a news clip about it - in a way it was kind of cool b...  moreI just saw a news clip about it - in a way it was kind of cool because it looked like a fireworks display but on the other hand its sad because somebody lost their business. Cheers!  
    Last post by my2cents - July 5, 2019
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  • Ever get embarest while buying a product?

    Before I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarr...  moreBefore I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarrassing because I figured the teller would assume I lived in a dirty house that attracted rats.  So I would tell the teller things like - I don't have a rat problem I'm just buying the rat poison for a new conversation piece for my coffee table. Cheers!  
    Last post by Merlin - July 2, 2019
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  • Ever watch the show How It's made?

    The show shows how things are made I find it interesting. Last n...  moreThe show shows how things are made I find it interesting. Last night they showed how to make a boomerang and I think I am going to see if I can make one. Cheers!  
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  • Maybe because as president he has access to the alien technology...  moreMaybe because as president he has access to the alien technology in area 51 and he is using some kind of mind control device. Cheers!  
    in As long as dumb don continues to be BATSH** CRAZY openly his peeps will support him eternally.WHY? January 17, 2020 12:13 PM MST 0
  • Stinky but it would be one of those opposite nicknames like when...  moreStinky but it would be one of those opposite nicknames like when they call a huge person Tiny. Cheers!  
    in If you could choose a nickname for yourself, what would it be? January 16, 2020 9:13 PM MST 1
  • Ya now I remember it like it was yesterday - lots of good music ...  moreYa now I remember it like it was yesterday - lots of good music back in those days. Cheers!   
    in Have you ever known anyone named Sparky? January 16, 2020 7:13 PM MST 1
  • I really like Sparks their songs Upstairs and that one about a k...  moreI really like Sparks their songs Upstairs and that one about a kid named Albert are my 2 favorites. Cheers!  
    in Have you ever known anyone named Sparky? January 16, 2020 7:01 PM MST 2
  • He is pretty busy right now trying to grow a beard so maybe you ...  moreHe is pretty busy right now trying to grow a beard so maybe you shouldn't bother him for a few weeks. Cheers!  
    in Would you vote for me? No, wait a minute. Listen... January 16, 2020 5:35 PM MST 1
  • Maybe I'll vote for you if your position as Boss Of Seafood help...  moreMaybe I'll vote for you if your position as Boss Of Seafood helps me and a couple of my friends. I know a couple that have a commercial seafood business - thanks to Donald Trump they picked up new customers in Japan or China (the companies didn't like the uncertainty of dealing with the US so they went with a Canadian company). So as Boss of Seafood will you use your authority and the power of the GOP to send in military ships to block their fishing grounds in the Straight of Georgia and the West Coast of Vancouver Island?  Cheers!  less
    in Would you vote for me? No, wait a minute. Listen... January 16, 2020 12:54 PM MST 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at January 16, 2020 12:54 PM MST
  • I did know that and I've always thought that if I ever got in a ...  moreI did know that and I've always thought that if I ever got in a game of chicken with her I'd be the one chickening out because she is pretty steadfast. Cheers!   
    in Did you KNOW Queen Elizabeth still drives? I cannot believe THE QUEEN DRIVES ANYTHING. But she does. A Black Range Rover. She is 93 !!!! January 15, 2020 11:13 AM MST 2
  • I'm going to record it and watch it tomorrow. Cheers!
    in Will you be watching the Democratic debate this evening? It's shirts verses skins! January 14, 2020 6:58 PM MST 2
  • Hey that reminds me of a joke. A young boy asks his dad if he wi...  moreHey that reminds me of a joke. A young boy asks his dad if he will buy him a Big Wheel and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy says no and the dad says well I'm not getting you a Big Wheel. A few years later the boy asks his dad if he will buy him a 10 speed and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy says no and the dad says well I'm not getting you a 10 speed. A few years after that the boy asks his dad if he will buy him a car and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy starts thinking that if he says no his dad will just say well I'm not getting you a car so the boy says - yes it does and the dad says - well then go f*uk yourself. Cheers!  less
    in I've heard it said that a vagina is a coupon book for alcohol. Is that true?! January 14, 2020 1:39 PM MST 2
  • Crazy part is as a tax payer you are probably paying for him to ...  moreCrazy part is as a tax payer you are probably paying for him to look like that. Cheers!  
    in I CAN PROVE THAT TRUMP IS INSANE. THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE WERE SANE. SEE WHAT I MEAN? SEE THE DIFF? January 14, 2020 10:15 AM MST 1
  • I'm crazy but I don't have a doctors note to prove it. Cheers!
    in Are you crazy...or just out of your mind? January 13, 2020 9:41 PM MST 2
  • Birds are the best at baby talk (ca ka - ca ka - ca ka). Actuall...  moreBirds are the best at baby talk (ca ka - ca ka - ca ka). Actually I don't know about all birds but Robins have increasable hearing they can hear worms moving through the ground towards the surface then they  wait for the worm to peak out and they grab it. Cheers!  
    in Birds are the best at _____________. January 13, 2020 12:00 PM MST 3
  • Ya we didn't eat them from the bucket either we fried them up gr...  moreYa we didn't eat them from the bucket either we fried them up great taste. Cheers!  
    in Is there anything you eat right out of the jar that you really shouldn't? January 13, 2020 11:49 AM MST 0
  • How about Smelts and Smelts? One of the things I miss from the O...  moreHow about Smelts and Smelts? One of the things I miss from the Ontario  area is scoping up buckets full of Smelts when they were spanning. Cheers!  
    in Is there anything you eat right out of the jar that you really shouldn't? January 13, 2020 11:40 AM MST 1
  • Or Trumps wife should get a t-shirt that says I'm with Mead Head. Cheers!
    in ARCHIE BUNKER. The ARCHETYPE dumb don supporter? Maybe dumb don should put Archie's photo alongside his slogan on hats and shirts? January 12, 2020 12:37 PM MST 1
  • I think more of them will be braking rank as well as more Fox ne...  moreI think more of them will be braking rank as well as more Fox news reporters and more military leaders will be stepping up and discrediting Trump. Cheers!  
    in Two of the whinya** toady sycophant spineless Republican Senators broke ranks and discovered their MANHOOD. Will more dare to follow them? January 12, 2020 12:22 PM MST 1
  • Canadian pretzel grapes aren't any juicer than American pre...  moreCanadian pretzel grapes aren't any juicer than American pretzel grapes but they might be more apologetic - like if they roll off the plate and fall on the floor they say sorry. Cheers!    
    in How do Canadian Pretzel Grapes differ from American Pretzel Grapes? Are they Juicier? January 12, 2020 12:02 PM MST 2
  • Da blaw blaw?
    in Has anyone ever called YOU Seniorita? January 12, 2020 10:01 AM MST 1
  • Da blaw blaw?
    in What was the last thing you put in your purse? Or your wife’s purse, or someone’s purse.. January 11, 2020 11:11 PM MST 0
  • Ya because I ordered a fancy drink and it came to the table with...  moreYa because I ordered a fancy drink and it came to the table with one of those tiny umbrellas in it so they called me Seniorita for the rest of the night. Cheers and Happy Weekend!   
    in Has anyone ever called YOU Seniorita? January 11, 2020 11:01 PM MST 3
  • ... the bartender says why the long face and they answer because...  more... the bartender says why the long face and they answer because Nanoose just told us one of his stupid jokes. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    in Finish this thought... Loonlips, me ... ME! And Glis walk into a bar... January 11, 2020 8:53 PM MST 4
  • Best way to punish a man is to get them a nice gift for their Ma...  moreBest way to punish a man is to get them a nice gift for their Man Cave ( like a Zero degree beer fridge) then ever time they see it they will feel a bit guilty about what they did. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in GLIS stood me up tonight.... STOOD ME UP! What should we do to punish him? January 11, 2020 8:46 PM MST 3
  • I'm not a doctor but I suggest you don't make a  decision&n...  moreI'm not a doctor but I suggest you don't make a  decision about the meds until after you look after the puppy - a puppy might get you in the right mind set without the meds. Cheers and Happy Weekend!   
    in Do you over share when you go off your meds? DO YOU? January 11, 2020 8:04 PM MST 4
  • Ya I can't believe he did that I really looked up to him when he...  moreYa I can't believe he did that I really looked up to him when he had the Fat Albert show now I'm hoping he rots in jail. Not sure if you know this but he had a pretty cool record album my favorite song was - Little Old Man Uptight And Out Of Sight so I included a link to it. Cheers and Happy Weekend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4SHDmHNb0  
    in Who was/ is your favourite Huxtable? Mine was Lisa bonnet, but she married both of my imaginary boyfriends so now I hate her guts. January 11, 2020 6:03 PM MST 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at January 11, 2020 6:03 PM MST
  • It was the dad but because he did the drugging of woman thing it...  moreIt was the dad but because he did the drugging of woman thing its now the mom. Cheers and happy weekend  
    in Who was/ is your favourite Huxtable? Mine was Lisa bonnet, but she married both of my imaginary boyfriends so now I hate her guts. January 11, 2020 5:45 PM MST 1
  • Sort of like rainbows that could cost me a pot of gold. Che...  moreSort of like rainbows that could cost me a pot of gold. Cheers and Happy Weekend!  
    in What do your secrets smell like? January 11, 2020 5:01 PM MST 2
  • I think the Queen should be happy for them and happy for her Gra...  moreI think the Queen should be happy for them and happy for her Grandchild. Cheers and Happy weekend!  
    in "Meghan back in Canada. Queen seeks solution." To do what? To stop the racist British press from attacking her? January 11, 2020 2:50 PM MST 0
  • Not if you murder her first. Cheers and Happy Weekend
    in Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. January 11, 2020 2:44 PM MST 0
  • Nice puppy sitting is the next best thing to owning a puppy. Che...  moreNice puppy sitting is the next best thing to owning a puppy. Cheers and Happy Weekend!  
    in Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. January 11, 2020 2:25 PM MST 1
  • Its only 2 days just get a bucket with a lid and dispose of...  moreIts only 2 days just get a bucket with a lid and dispose of the waste when you get your bathroom back. Cheers and Happy Weekend!  
    in Any of you own a Porta potty? We've had MAJOR plumbing problems for weeks. Both bathrooms will be out of commish for 2 days! Advice please? January 11, 2020 1:51 PM MST 1
  • Da Blaw Blaw?
    in Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. January 11, 2020 1:35 PM MST 0
  • Can you imagine Trump and his wife sitting at a piano singing so...  moreCan you imagine Trump and his wife sitting at a piano singing songs together? Cheers and Happy weekend!  
    in The dumb don is "like an angry Archie Bunker without the humanity". Archie was likable even though. The dumb don is just dumb don'tcha know? January 11, 2020 1:34 PM MST 2
  • A large dog with a waggaly tail clears off the top of a cof...  moreA large dog with a waggaly tail clears off the top of a coffee table a lot quicker then a cat. Cheers and happy weekend!    
    in Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now. January 11, 2020 1:29 PM MST 1
  • When I hear things like that I'm glad that  I grew up to be...  moreWhen I hear things like that I'm glad that  I grew up to be a buffoon and not a clown. Clowns sometimes get their laughs at the expense of others but buffoons only get their laughs by making fun of themselves. Cheers and Happy Weekend!  
    in Are you afraid of clowns? January 10, 2020 9:38 PM MST 4
  • There is a place around here that roasts green coffee beans it s...  moreThere is a place around here that roasts green coffee beans it smells real nice. Cheers and Happy Weekend!  
    in Even people who don't like coffee, love the smell. Are you one of those wackjobs that don't like the SMELL of covfefe? January 10, 2020 8:42 PM MST 4
    This post was edited by Nanoose at January 10, 2020 8:42 PM MST
  • Presently its the crake heads that ruined my town but in th...  morePresently its the crake heads that ruined my town but in the future people will look back and figure what ruined Nanoose Bay was the removal of the Nanoose Bay Giant Garden Gnome.  The Nanoose Bay Giant Garden Gnome was our only defence at stopping invading Russian troops from rolling up Nanoose Hill and ruining the town. Included a link to a photo of the old giant Russian stopping Gnome. Cheers and Happy Weekend! https://enchantedamerica.wordpress.com/2014/07/31/worlds-largest-garden-gnome-nanoose-bay-bc-canada/  less
    in What ruined your city/town? January 10, 2020 6:52 PM MST 3
  • Yesterday when Trump was about to address the Nation about the s...  moreYesterday when Trump was about to address the Nation about the situation in Iran 2 doors were opened  to reveal Trump standing in the door way basked in a incredibly bright light from behind him. I think Trump and his team set up a bunch of Halogen lights behind him to give the illusion that he is Heaven sent. Cheers!  
    in Those who believe dumb don never lies also believe a god sent him to them to save them. You do know that SATAN IS A LIAR TRICKSTER DECEIVER? January 10, 2020 11:11 AM MST 1
  • I would but I would be wearing a Tuxedo and Monocle like the Mon...  moreI would but I would be wearing a Tuxedo and Monocle like the Monopoly Man. Cheers!  
    in If you win a HUGE lottery, will you still come here? January 9, 2020 8:50 PM MST 3
    This post was edited by Nanoose at January 9, 2020 8:50 PM MST
  • Nobody told me that there would be math when I joined AM so...  moreNobody told me that there would be math when I joined AM so I'm going to just guess and say 47. Cheers!   
    in If a train painted purple travels north at 75 MPH in July with a female conductor, how many donuts can an evangelical eat before Kwanzaa? January 9, 2020 7:05 PM MST 3
  • Well I'm not afraid of them but I am a bit leery of them because...  moreWell I'm not afraid of them but I am a bit leery of them because when I worked at an amusement park I  got in a fight with a clown - the dude had a few tricks up his sleeve and he cleaned my clock. Actually he wasn't  in his clown costume when we got in the fight and I'm glad about that because it would of been pretty humiliating. Cheers!  
    in Are you afraid of clowns? January 9, 2020 6:49 PM MST 5
  • Ya it was a pretty cool place to work when the lady died she lef...  moreYa it was a pretty cool place to work when the lady died she left her estate to the University of Vancouver Island which I thought was way cool of her. I included a link to Milner gardens so you can see some of the flowers I took care of. Cheers!   https://milnergardens.viu.ca/  
    in So Harry and Meghan are stepping back from the Royal Family to live a normal life? I say good for them! Who wants to live a life of MUSTS? January 9, 2020 5:56 PM MST 1
  • Ya they might make Vancouver Island their second home. I used to...  moreYa they might make Vancouver Island their second home. I used to be the Head Gardner on a Estate of a cousin to the Queen of England. Part of my job was taking care of trees that were planted by members of the Royal family when they visited the Island once a tree that was planted by Prince Phillip started dying and I saved it. Maybe Prince Harry heard about that and he will invite me to his new house for supper and I will make a bunch of Trump jokes then he will make me this court jester. Cheers!  
    in So Harry and Meghan are stepping back from the Royal Family to live a normal life? I say good for them! Who wants to live a life of MUSTS? January 9, 2020 9:59 AM MST 1
  • I know the universal hand signal for do you want to go smoke a d...  moreI know the universal hand signal for do you want to go smoke a doobie. Cheers!  
    in Do you know any hand signs and gestures or words that are universal? January 8, 2020 2:20 PM MST 3
    This post was edited by Nanoose at January 8, 2020 2:20 PM MST
  • Since 2000 my username and aviator photo has been the same on al...  moreSince 2000 my username and aviator photo has been the same on all the Forums and Q and A sites I have been on. I keep it that way so that people I knew on past sites will recognize me and become friends again. I also have closed  my posts with cheers since 2000 for the same reason - people might recognize it and think hey I know that guy. Cheers!  
    in From February 2005 on ANSWERBAG till now I have always been ROSIE G. WHO HAVE you be? The same or diffrunt? Why? January 8, 2020 11:38 AM MST 1
  • Ya there are way more un healthy things outdoors that out weigh ...  moreYa there are way more un healthy things outdoors that out weigh the benefits a dog might get from grass plus dogs are now domesticated so they may have lost some of their instincts that told them what is or isn't good for them. As far as the special grass goes there are a few good reasons to keep a dog away from it. A dog has the intelligence level of a human 2 year old so dogs can't understand what's happening to them. Also dogs don't have the same type of primary neurons that humans do - our neurons have special shapes in them that easily excepts a TCH molecule in a neurotransmitter - dogs don't have that shape so maybe damage or blockage could happen if that neurotransmitter tries to get through. But most important  if a dog gets a taste of the special weed it will soon be visiting the patch every day - eating it and peeing on it. Cheers!       less
    in My Dogs are constantly eating grass. Does that mean they taste "Gamey"? What does that mean?! January 7, 2020 2:43 PM MST 0
  • Your dog could eat grass until the cows come home but it doesn't...  moreYour dog could eat grass until the cows come home but it doesn't mean that they will taste gamey (as long as you bleed and cure the meat properly). I try to discourage my dog from eating grass because there could be a lot of bad stuff hiding in the grass like baby slugs that could be carrying a lung worm parasite or poisonous mushrooms or scat from other animals. Cheers!  
    in My Dogs are constantly eating grass. Does that mean they taste "Gamey"? What does that mean?! January 7, 2020 12:56 PM MST 2
  • I think he is going to start claiming that that military is tryi...  moreI think he is going to start claiming that that military is trying to take over the Country (because yesterday the Pentagon stated that they wouldn't strike culture sites in Iran). I also think he will have something to say about the stampede at the generals funeral in Iran - like the reason there was a stampede was because people were forced to attend the funeral at gun point. Cheers!  
    in "Trump's ignorance has created an international crisis". Ignorance?. What dumb will dumb don do today to outdumb his yesterday? January 7, 2020 9:28 AM MST 1
  • Ya I think what took me so long is that I still got the Christma...  moreYa I think what took me so long is that I still got the Christmas songs stuck in my head and I was thinking fa la la la la instead of fa fa fa fa fa fa. Cheers!  
    in Qu’est-ce que c'est? January 6, 2020 10:27 PM MST 4
  • Maybe just the hat then. Cheers!
    in The 't' word is coming here to Toledo thursday. What should I do? January 6, 2020 8:03 PM MST 2
  • Took me awhile to figure out what you meant now I got to run run...  moreTook me awhile to figure out what you meant now I got to run run run run run run run away. Cheers!   
    in Qu’est-ce que c'est? January 6, 2020 8:01 PM MST 3
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    Hello friend, I heard thru the grapevine that you were about to have a birthday, and I wanted to send you a greeting for your special day!!
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