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Nanoose

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  • Member Type: Mugger
  • Profile Views: 4,030 views
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  • Last Update: 7 minutes ago
  • Joined: April 5, 2016

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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block
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  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I have just found out that during World War II, the Australian government “interned” people of Japanese descent who lived in its country. :
    Canada did that too. Cheers!
    • 7 minutes ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Joe Satriani never plays wrong notes because he plays from the heart but Jimi Hendrix made lots of wrong notes searching for the right one?:
    Upside down and with his teeth. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 2 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Would you join in on a conga line if nobody was wearing a coronaviris mask?
    Even though people don't breath in your face when you are in a Conga line I don't think I would join in. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 6 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are there any movies and/or songs that would be inappropriate to play these days. I heard this on the radio the other day.:
    There was a nasty racial slur in the song Stranded In The Jungle by the New York Dolls but it still got a lot of air play in the 70's. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 7 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Bob Dylan? :
    He was no Doug Bennett or Randy Bachman but I guess he was OK. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 8:45 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When you were a kid, did you ever write or receive one of those “Will you be my bf/gf..Check yes or no” notes? :
    I got a lot of them because I told all the girls that I was a doctor (most girls dream about snagging  a doctor). Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 6:39 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to One woman reported having all symptoms of COVID 19 , had two tests both of which came back NEGATIVE. She still is suffering. AN EVIL PLOT?:
    Maybe a evil plot - the tests other countries use seem to work fine . Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 9:51 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever discarded money as trash?:
    Find a penny pick it up and put it in a boo boo sock then the crook that breaks into your house will be out of luck. I have a wool work sock 1/4 filled with pennies if a crook breaks into my house I will smash him with it. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 8:13 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever discarded money as trash?:
    No way - I will still pick up a penny if I see one on the ground even though pennies are no longer leagal tender in Canada.  Cheers!
    • Thu at 9:09 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If AnswerMug were a science fiction horror movie set on a drifting spacecraft in the year 2120, what would your role be? ~:
    I  just noticed that this is also a horror movie so to make my part scary when I pop out of the airlock I will  have  a Tribble on top of my head. Tribbles can  be pretty scary because they multiply really fast and they can eat all the...  moreI  just noticed that this is also a horror movie so to make my part scary when I pop out of the airlock I will  have  a Tribble on top of my head. Tribbles can  be pretty scary because they multiply really fast and they can eat all the food and clog up the air tubes. Cheers!  
    • Thu at 8:17 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If AnswerMug were a science fiction horror movie set on a drifting spacecraft in the year 2120, what would your role be? ~:
    I would be in the scene were they are trying to start the engine with antimatter and when the engineer says - it can't take anymore I will pop out of the airlock and say - thats what she said. Cheers!
    • Thu at 7:04 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The political world is ABUZZ. The Axios interview on HBO of pandemicpumpkina** being questioned by Jonathan Swann. Didja catch it?:
    I did watch it and he  did look like  a bummbaling fool that couldn't explain the charts and grafts that he brought. Shortly after that interview he did a confort phone in interveiw with Fox and they asked him important questions like if they ev...  moreI did watch it and he  did look like  a bummbaling fool that couldn't explain the charts and grafts that he brought. Shortly after that interview he did a confort phone in interveiw with Fox and they asked him important questions like if they ever find evedance of space allians will he release the information to the American public -  instead of questions about all the people dieing from the viris or if he has a real plan to get things under control. Cheers!  
    • Thu at 4:45 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to have you ever done anything bad while you were supposed to be working:
    Ya once I trimed and shaped a couple of Heather shrubs that were growing  close to each other  to look exactly like a pair of Double D'S except one was purple and one was white. Cheers!
    • Thu at 2:35 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have we finally found the answer to what our society has been needing?:
    Saved by the Bell was a good series. I liked the band the Waitress they did the Square  Pegs theme  song and they also did the song - I Know What Boys Want. Cheers!
    • Thu at 1:31 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Remember the vicious stepmother in Cinderlla? Remember the jealous ugly evil witch in Snow White? Know a current day combo like them?:
    Donald Trump is like the Pied Piper. He plays a hypnotic tune on his flute to take the children away from their parents and then puts those children in danger by leading them into a coronaviris filled school. Cheers!
    • Thu at 12:35 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How long do you really think you would survive in the zombie apocalypse (in minutes)? :
    I didn't know that there are differn't types of zombies I just assumed that they were all slow  and stupid. My plan for the apocalypse is not just survival it includes killing  as many zombies as I can to help save humanity. So maybe the key to ...  moreI didn't know that there are differn't types of zombies I just assumed that they were all slow  and stupid. My plan for the apocalypse is not just survival it includes killing  as many zombies as I can to help save humanity. So maybe the key to that is studying what part of the human brain zombies prefere to eat. If they prefere the frontal lobe I  could easilly lure them into a trap with a hot looking zombie dummy (the frontal lobe controls sexual behavior). But if they prefere the limbic system of the brain I will have to be more creative because the limbic system controls the ability to reason things out so they might see the hot looking  zombie dummy as a trap. Cheers!  less
    • Thu at 11:26 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Allegedly one American is dying from COVID 19 every 80 seconds. The pandemicpumpkina** sez "IT IS WHAT IT IS". GENIUS words?:
    Ya he had more sympathetic words for the people killed and injured in the Beirut explosion then he had/has for all the Americans dieing  in the US from the viris. Cheers!
    • Thu at 9:52 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you think I could get a job somewhere milking cows by hand or is it all done by machine now? :
    Maybe on an Àmish farm. Cheers!
    • Wed at 8:17 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose commented on Nightwolf5's poll: Do you prefer bar soap or liquid soap?
    • Wed at 7:25 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How long do you really think you would survive in the zombie apocalypse (in minutes)? :
    Yep and potatoe cannons too. Cheers!
    • Wed at 5:27 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Now being in the age of DVDs and Blu-rays, do you still own a VHS player (VCR)?:
    I do but only so I can watch our old familly VCR tapes. Cheers!
    • Wed at 5:09 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How long do you really think you would survive in the zombie apocalypse (in minutes)? :
    Nobody told me there would be math when I joined AM so I am just going to guess and say 12 million  minutes. I am a survivalist so to me it dosen't matter if its  a invading Russian force or zombies they are all going to  rue the day they w...  moreNobody told me there would be math when I joined AM so I am just going to guess and say 12 million  minutes. I am a survivalist so to me it dosen't matter if its  a invading Russian force or zombies they are all going to  rue the day they wondered into my neck of the woods. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 4:02 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How good must the directing and writing team of the movie Kindergarten Cop feel now that their film has been compared to Gone With the Wind?:
    Kindergarten Cop was linked to Gone With The Wind because one of the kids asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if she could go out for recess and he said - frankly my dear I don't give a damn. Cheers!
    • Wed at 12:22 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Y'all gonna head up to yosemight park and see 'old faithful' and the towering redwoods? We can shoot up some road signs along the way. :
    I would like to but I can't find it on my map. Is it in Amurica? Trump once mispronounced America. I watched the vid of Trump talking about the redwoods and old faithfull and thought there was no passion in his words you would think that with something as...  moreI would like to but I can't find it on my map. Is it in Amurica? Trump once mispronounced America. I watched the vid of Trump talking about the redwoods and old faithfull and thought there was no passion in his words you would think that with something as grand  as the redwoods and old faithfull there would be a bit of passion in his speech but there wasen't probally because he saves his passion for his rally hate speaches.  FUN FACT: you  can thank slugs for the redwood forest because slugs would eat all the other types of tree sprouts but left the redwood sprouts alone which gave the redwoods room to grow and not be chocked out. Cheers!  less
    • Wed at 12:04 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Derelection of duty and going AWOL during a war. Pandemic Pumpkina** is guilty as charged by people blaming him. HOW DARE THEY?:
    There are lots of ways he could of profited from the viris like kick backs from the companies that got money from the coronaviris relief package.  But what scares me is when Russia hacked the companies that were working on a  vaccine Trump did n...  moreThere are lots of ways he could of profited from the viris like kick backs from the companies that got money from the coronaviris relief package.  But what scares me is when Russia hacked the companies that were working on a  vaccine Trump did nothing and maybe that is because he wants Russia to be the first to develop a vaccine so they can make trillions of dollars selling the cure. I also figure  when Russia did the hacking they didn't just steal the information they destroyed the company's data so that Russia would have a better chance of being the first with a vaccine.  Cheers!  less
    • Wed at 9:08 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Derelection of duty and going AWOL during a war. Pandemic Pumpkina** is guilty as charged by people blaming him. HOW DARE THEY?:
    I think we are also going to find out that he profited from the viris. Cheers!
    • Wed at 8:38 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What made you change your mind today?:
    Ya I probally could of kept a safe distance away  but you can  also get the viris  by touching something that someone with the viris touched. Cheers!
    • Wed at 8:10 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Do you think you will have a early Fall in your area?
    I'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around here. The Alder trees have started dropping leaves, the grasshoppers are almost full grown and the bullrushes are done growing and have started to split open.  Usally those things don't&nb...  moreI'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around here. The Alder trees have started dropping leaves, the grasshoppers are almost full grown and the bullrushes are done growing and have started to split open.  Usally those things don't  start untill the end of August so I figure it will be a early fall and a early winter. Cheers!  
    • Tue at 8:35 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Automatically unsubscribed from topics and questions?:
    Maybe it has something to  do with a member leaving AM and deleting all their posts and groups.  Cheers!
    • Tue at 5:37 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What made you change your mind today?:
    CoronavIris fear - I  was planing  on heading up island for a familly reunion  camping/fishing trip but decided  to not go this year. Cheers!
    • Tue at 4:25 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How many bombs dropped simultaneously would it take to blow up america from coast to coast? How long would it take to annihilate?:
    I don't know how many it would take to blow up America from coast to coast but a few warheads that were targeted to destroy things like used nucular rod coolent ponds would wipe out America. There are coolent ponds all acrose the US and if the used nucula...  moreI don't know how many it would take to blow up America from coast to coast but a few warheads that were targeted to destroy things like used nucular rod coolent ponds would wipe out America. There are coolent ponds all acrose the US and if the used nucular energy rods in those ponds are not kept cool they will go critical and release massive amounts of radiation. Cheers!  
    • Tue at 9:35 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you have a nice mop? I used to have a nice mop. It had a red handle and the bucket had a foot pump that made it spin...:
    This might sound like bragging but I have 2 nice mops. I was thinking that if you sing the Ames Brothers song Rag Mop 3X in a row the Amish ghosts might bring your mop and bucket back. Cheers!
    • Mon at 9:21 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever lost something that should be impossible to lose? I lost my freakin mop and bucket. I’ve looked everywhere and it’s just gone.:
    Well if  they are not on the fridge there is only one explanation - today is Pentecost Monday  which  is a holiday   of the Amish and they never work  on Pentecost Monday. So your  Amish ghosts probably  hid your mo...  moreWell if  they are not on the fridge there is only one explanation - today is Pentecost Monday  which  is a holiday   of the Amish and they never work  on Pentecost Monday. So your  Amish ghosts probably  hid your mop and bucket so you can't do any chores today. Cheers!  
    • Mon at 8:21 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever been in a mine? ~:
    • Mon at 7:46 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you ever lost something that should be impossible to lose? I lost my freakin mop and bucket. I’ve looked everywhere and it’s just gone.:
    Did you look on top of the fridge? Cheers!
    • Mon at 7:35 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Pandemic pumpkin ORDERS all schools to OPEN. Teachers are telling us they CAN'T GUARANTEE THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN. You OK with THAT?:
    I'm OK  with the teachers saying they can't guarantee  the children's safty because it is true but I am not OK with Trump pushing for schools to open during an already out of controll pamdemic. Cheers!
    • Mon at 2:56 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What would be your weapon of choice in a food fight to the death?:
    A frozen carrote. Cheers!
    • Mon at 2:11 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is there any other city in the whole wide world like New York? Right smack dab in the middle it has an ENORMOUS PARK! Unique? One 0f a kind?:
    Well  size wise Stanley Park  in Vancouver BC has Central Park  beat it is 1001 acres - Central Park  is only 843 acers. Cheers!
    • Mon at 11:13 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What would be the best way to hold a duck’s attention? :
    By telling them jokes about geese. (Example) Q: What did the goose get for Christmas? A: Cranberry sause. Cheers!
    • Mon at 9:57 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Important poll: Is a hamburger a sandwich? :
    A) Yes it is a sandwich and even if it dosen't have a meat patty it is still a sandwich - a Wish sandwich because you will wish it had some meat. Cheers
    • August 2
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to do you complain about being able to breathe in a mask? :
    That's way cool  - wondering  if it would stop the spreading of the viris if so I am going to make me one. Cheers!
    • August 2
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Did you watch the morning news? trump said the hurricane is following him. No joke. :
    Maybe he said it so he can claim that the hurricane is a threat to him and to National security so it has to be nuked.  Cheers!
    • August 2
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Will you be vaccinated against Covid when it becomes available?:
    I will and I better get a  lollipop because when it comes to shots I am the biggest baby on the Island.  Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 2
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to ALLEGEDLY yesterday in California people were waiting SEVEN hours in line at food banks to get food for their families. In your state too?:
    I wonder how many people in that line still had a home to bring the food to because that no evicting law ran out a couple of days ago.  Homelessness and  hunger will probally help the coronaviris to spread so it is not looking great. Cheers!
    • August 2
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to HATE and DIVISION has worked so very well for the United States of America since January 2017. WHO WANTS MORE OF THE SAME?:
    Putin  wants more of the same because Putin hates democracy  and if the US is divided he can say - see  democracy dosen't work. Cheers!
    • August 2
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I wonder if pumpkina** will refuse to participate in any debate? Do you care if he do or don't? :
    I bet he won't do the debate and I do care because a debate would show Americans that he has no game plan. But I figure there will be a vice president debate and who ever  debates Pence will win the debate. Cheers!
    • August 2
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Important poll: :
    Yep almost harvest time. Then it will be drying and curing time. Then it will be time to take off my Super Grandpa t-shirt and put on my Bob Marley t-shirt and go to the pub to push my product. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 1
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Men, do you leave the toilet seat up or down?:
    I always put the seat and lid down because if I don't my dog will drink out of the toilet. Cheers and  happy weekend!
    • August 1
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If your name is the same are you similarly inane and play the same dull dimwitted game? No exceptions?:
    He  is about 250 pounds away from becoming just like his dad. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 1
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Important poll: :
    In a  couple of months it will be A) because in a couple of months I will become Sir Gotalot of Pot and then some of them will want to use me for free samples and lines of credit.. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • August 1
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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block

  • Would you join in on a conga line if nobody was wearing a coronaviris mask?

    Even though people don't breath in your face when you are in a C...  moreEven though people don't breath in your face when you are in a Conga line I don't think I would join in. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Do you think you will have a early Fall in your area?

    I'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around he...  moreI'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around here. The Alder trees have started dropping leaves, the grasshoppers are almost full grown and the bullrushes are done growing and have started to split open.  Usally those things don't  start untill the end of August so I figure it will be a early fall and a early winter. Cheers!  
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  • What will be your lie for the day?

    Today I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it wi...  moreToday I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer  I will pause for a few  seconds then say - my dog dosn't have worms I just want a box of  de wormer for a coffee table conversation piece. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Do you have any house or garden plants that are worth millions of sentimental dollars?

    I have a flowering bamboo plant that was giving to me by a frein...  moreI have a flowering bamboo plant that was giving to me by a freind of the familly over 20 years ago. When she  gave it to me it was just a twig  but now it is a fair size tree that attracts millions of orchard  bees every year.  The lady passed on years ago but I often think about her  when I'm around the plant so it's priceless to me. Cheers!  
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  • Did #Jaime leave AM again?

    Last night we were having  a few lol's about a new Canadian...  moreLast night we were having  a few lol's about a new Canadian sport  called Hockeybaseball  then a few minutes later those replies disappeared as well as all  the other replies she had made on other members posts.  Her profile was still there but I got a feeling she left again.  Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • What do you think Donald Trump will say about Fauci's ball playing?

    Fauci got to throw out the first pitch of the  US baseball ...  moreFauci got to throw out the first pitch of the  US baseball season and I don't think I could of  done  any better.  But I bet Trump will have something snarky to say about it and throw in a little bragging well he is at  it. I figure  Trump will  say something like -  I  watched  Fauci  throw out the first pitch and I sure hope he is a better scientist then he is a ball player. Then Trump will probably  say something ridiculous like if he got to throw out the ball there would  be some pepper  on it and the catcher would say he never had a ball come at him so  fast and hard. Cheers and  happy weekend !  less
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  • Do you think my Bette Davis eyes could foil my plan of moving to Russia to gather incriminating information on Trump?

    I'm planing on moving to Russia to gather incriminating informat...  moreI'm planing on moving to Russia to gather incriminating information on Donald Trump and leaking it to the press before the next election. But I'm a little afraid  that  because of my Better Davis eyes all the boys in the KGB will think I'm a spy and toss me out of  a window. Cheers!   
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  • Will there be trouble in your streets tonight - can you feel it in your bones?

    Today I saw about 30 motor  bikers in a group  riding&...  moreToday I saw about 30 motor  bikers in a group  riding  threw Parksville.  A few of them were flashing their colors  which showed they were from the mainland so I got the feeling that they were  here for a biker war/take over  of the Island drug buisness. They were stopped  at a light while I was walking across the street while eating a cheese burger -  a few of them  were staring at me and I was going to say  - what are you staring  at but I  thought that would be double trouble  - eating a  un healthy  burger  and  mouthing off to bikers.  Cheers and happy weekend!  less
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  • Got a song about thiefs?

    Today I heard  about all the home and car breakins in Parks...  moreToday I heard  about all the home and car breakins in Parksville  and I started thinking about the song Little Robbers by the Motels. In case you never heard it  -  it goes a little something  like this -  little robbers are on my mind  little robbers  going steal you blind if you don't  watch out. Take my suitcase  from my back put it down and it don't come back. - little robbers.  Little robbers are every where little robbers they don't care  little robbers  just sit there and go ya ya ya they go ya ya ya they go ya ya YA. Cheers!  less
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  • Have you ever got a song that didnt have any lyrics stuck in your head?

    Today one of my jobs was trimming and shaping some Ponderosa pin...  moreToday one of my jobs was trimming and shaping some Ponderosa pines. Before I even started working on them I had  the theme song from Bonanza stuck in my head  and the song stayed stuck in my head untill I finished the job. Cheers!  
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  • Why might Donald Trump turn himself into a Oscar Mayer wiener and what would he do if he was a Oscar Mayer wiener?

    I think Trump might turn himself into  a Oscar Mayer wiener...  moreI think Trump might turn himself into  a Oscar Mayer wiener for 2 reasons - so everyone would be in love with  him and because he has invested in pork bellie stocks. So I think if Trump was a Oscar Mayer wiener he would  push Oscar Mayer wieners at all his rallies and press converances. I also think he would use his presidential powers to ban Canadian made Maple Leaf weiners from entering the US because he has sour grapes about Canada's Prime Minister not attending his recent trade talks with Mexico. Cheers!  less
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  • Why would Donald Trump think that he looks like the Lone Ranger when he wears a coronavirus face mask?

    Yesturday  Trump  said that he is all for wearing ...  moreYesturday  Trump  said that he is all for wearing  masks  and he llikes wearing them because they make him look like the Lone Ranger. I have only watched a few Lone Ranger shows but it seemed like he used a mask to cover up his eyes not his mouth.  It would  of made more sense  if Trump said that  wearing  a mask makes him look  like a doctor. Going to be interesting to  see how  the Trump team tries to spin Trump's stupid Lone  Ranger remark. Cheers!  less
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  • Did you know that I am a Super Grandpa?

    Well I am and today my Granddaughter gave me a t-shirt  tha...  moreWell I am and today my Granddaughter gave me a t-shirt  that proves it. Cheers!  
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  • What is the biggest whopper you ever told?

    Once some freinds that were visiting from Ontario heard a pair o...  moreOnce some freinds that were visiting from Ontario heard a pair of weasels calling each other and they asked  me  what it was and I told them it was the wild monkeys. They didn't believe me so I  told them that in the 70s some hippy activist freed the monkeys from a circus and the pair of monkeys breed and now there are about 30 of them living by the pond. They still didn't believe me so I told them that I would  take them to the pond in the morning and show them the monkeys but we will have to be real carefully  because  it's mating season and the male monkeys are really  agressive. In the morning we started out to go to  the pond and I gave my dog  the hand command  to do a perimeter cheak ( knowing were he would  end  the  cheak and how  long it would take him).  When we got to the pond we didn'the see any monkeys and  they told me it was  probally because there are no monkeys. So  I told them that sometimes the monkeys h...    less
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  • Has any of your neighbours giving you a compliment about your home or garden latley?

    This weekend I added a water feature around my flowering bamboo ...  moreThis weekend I added a water feature around my flowering bamboo plant. One of my neighbours had a look at  it and gave me a nod of approval and said - not too shabby for trailer trash.  That's a pretty big compliment around here so it made all the  work I did on the water feature seem more worthwhile. Cheers!  
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  • What is your pets favorite toy?

    My dog dosen't play  but my cat loves to play and her favor...  moreMy dog dosen't play  but my cat loves to play and her favorite toy is a Zip Tie.  I  hold it by the pointy tip part and get  it bouncing up and down while saying  -  bonga bonga bonga. It drives her crazy because I can easilly change the speed of the up and down motion so it becomes a real challenge for  her to hit it. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 1
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  • Any rumbles going on in your hood?

    For the last few days the Crows and the Eagles in my hood have b...  moreFor the last few days the Crows and the Eagles in my hood have been fighting.  Not sure what they are fighting about but it is interesting  to watch. Kind of scary too because for some reason the eagles are perching in the low branches of the trees so it would be easy for them to get my cat.  Cheers!  
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  • Have you ever been goosed by a Goose berry bush?

    Yesterday at work  l was and I must say I was a bit flatter...  moreYesterday at work  l was and I must say I was a bit flatterd.  When I told my wife about it she said I deserved it because  I was  wearing tight shorts . Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Are you a Hand shadow artist?

    I am - I can make a hand shadow alligator that is pretty darn sc...  moreI am - I can make a hand shadow alligator that is pretty darn scary looking. Cheers!  
    Last post by DannyPetti - June 22
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  • Do you have a over sized pair of pants that you put on when you are going out for a feast?

    I do and I will be wearing them today because we will be going t...  moreI do and I will be wearing them today because we will be going to our sons house for a BBQ. He is a professional  cheif and a grill master so I am in for some good eating. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 21
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  • Get anything for free this week?

    One of my grounds keeping customers gave me a nice Oregano herb ...  moreOne of my grounds keeping customers gave me a nice Oregano herb plant today.  I don't like it as a herb but it gets a nice purple flower that really atracks  bees  plus its dry tolerant which is good because  we are starting to get water shortages around here. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 13
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  • Got a song about young love?

    I think Patio Lanterns by Kim Mitchell is a good song about youn...  moreI think Patio Lanterns by Kim Mitchell is a good song about young love.  One of our freinds daughter has just got her first crush  and its been pretty funny watching then. Its also been pretty cool watching her 2 brothers giving their sisters new crush the evil eye to let him know that he better be good to their sister. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 13
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  • Got a movie or song about cops starting a riot?

    Do The Right Thing  is a good  movie about cops starti...  moreDo The Right Thing  is a good  movie about cops starting  a riot. Spike Lee directed it and co stared in it. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 13
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  • Anything exciting in your garden today?

    I just noticed that my potatoe plants are starting  to flow...  moreI just noticed that my potatoe plants are starting  to flower so that means I could be eating fresh potatoes in 21 days. Usally  my potatoes are not ready untill  early  August so I must of done something special this year. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 13
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  • What love song do you think has the saddest words?

    I think This Flight Tonight by Nazarth has a real sad part - "so...  moreI think This Flight Tonight by Nazarth has a real sad part - "sometimes I  think  that love is just mythical".  Seems like a sad thing  for a person to think.  Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 13
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  • Got a song about protesting?

    Mine is Volunteers by Jefferson Airplane. Cheers and  happy weekend!
    Last post by Pearl - June 13
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  • What type of sound does the emergency vehicles in your area make?

    Ours sound like this - "ÀAAAAA-WOÒOOOO  - - -...  moreOurs sound like this - "ÀAAAAA-WOÒOOOO  - - - AAAAA-WOOOOOO  - - - AAAAAA-WOOOOOO". Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 22
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  • What would be a good blast off song for the SpaceX astronauts?

    I think Space Truckin by Deep Purple would be a good one. Cheers!
    Last post by Pearl - June 22
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  • What do you think about Twitter puting a warning lable on Trump's tweets?

    Today Twitter put a warning lable on a  couple of Trump's t...  moreToday Twitter put a warning lable on a  couple of Trump's tweets along with a cheak the facts link. Trump  is pretty PO about it but I think he better get used  to it because now that they did it once they will keep doing it. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 22
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  • Have you ever sat in the corner with a girl who could kill you with a wink of her eye?

    I have - she was drop dead gorgeous but how she could of killed ...  moreI have - she was drop dead gorgeous but how she could of killed me was by giving a wink to one of her goons then I would be sleeping with the fishes. Ballroom Blitz was the first song I heard this morning so it made me think up this question. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - June 22
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  • Did you or will you pull any pranks this weekend?

    Yesturday at the food store one of the workers was watering ...  moreYesturday at the food store one of the workers was watering  the outside bedding plants.  I steped on her hose which cut off the water presser and she started  shaking the watering wand wondering what was wrong with it. After a few seconds  I  took  my foot off the hose and she started watering the plants again. After a few seconds I steped on her hose again and she started shaking the watering  wand again.  I kept doing the same thing for a couple of minutes and I would of got away with it if not for those meddling kids - they started laughing and pointed me out to the lady. Cheers!  less
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  • How are you going to protect your brain during the zombie apocalyse?

    I plan on distracting the zombies by asking them trick math ques...  moreI plan on distracting the zombies by asking them trick math questions and then running away while they  try to figure them out. EXAMPLE - what is heavier a pound of adult  brains or a pound of baby brains? Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nice Jugs - May 22
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  • What could be the reason for Jamie not being on answermug for a week?

    I think she is having structual problems with the Blanket Fort t...  moreI think she is having structual problems with the Blanket Fort that she said she was going to build for her new puppy and herself. If she is having structual problems it could be my fault because when I suggested she should build a blanket fort I neglected to mention that blanket forts need a pillow fondation. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Randy D - May 22
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  • Is Jamie still on your friends list?

    I haven't seen Jamie on here for  a week or so I  chec...  moreI haven't seen Jamie on here for  a week or so I  checked my friends list to see if she is still here. She wasn't  on my friends list anymore but I  noticed  2 new names on my list so maybe she changed  her username. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - May 25
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  • Have you ever seen a wild animale do a real brave thing out of love?

    Today at work I was trimming up some cedar hedges and a pair of ...  moreToday at work I was trimming up some cedar hedges and a pair of small birds started flying real close to my head and they were chirping  at me like crazy. Turned out they were protecting their nest that probablly had eggs in it. I'm probably a 100X bigger then both those birds put together plus I had a 36 inch hedge clipper in my hands so I  thought it was very brave and loving of them. Cheers!  
    Last post by Slartibartfast - May 27
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  • If Obama and Trump were sent to jail and they were both placed in the same cell which one of them would make the other one their beotch?

    Pretty sure Obama would make Trump his property. Here is my impr...  morePretty sure Obama would make Trump his property. Here is my impression of Obama and Trump in the same jail cell - Donald  ummmmmm Donald give me your ummmmmm pudding. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 19
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  • What has 2 thumbs and a blue Slushy?

    Answer - this guy. Today they will start the slushy machines bac...  moreAnswer - this guy. Today they will start the slushy machines back up they have been shut down for months because of the virus. They are taking a few steps to make sure that the slushys are virus free so I feel it will be safe to get one and drink it really really fast so I get the brain freeze that I have been craving for months. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 19
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  • Did you know Pauley Perrette has a new TV series?

    I have been watching a new TV serries called Broke and the lady ...  moreI have been watching a new TV serries called Broke and the lady that plays the single mom reminded me of  Abey from NCIS so I just Googled it and found  out both characters are Palley Perrette. Usally I  don't like new shows that have someone from another show I watched -  like I can't watch Bull because the main character used to play a special agent on NCIS  But so far  I like Pauley Perrette'so new show. Cheers!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - May 19
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  • Does anybody know what the Spanish speaking DJ is saying in the song Mexican Radio?

    Mexican Radio by Wall Of Voodoo is one of my favorite songs but ...  moreMexican Radio by Wall Of Voodoo is one of my favorite songs but I feel like I am missing something because I don't understand what the DJ is saying at the beginning of the song. Cheers!  
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  • Did you try anything for the first time during the coronavirus and found out you liked it?

    During the coronavirus TP shortage I had to buy some bamboo TP. ...  moreDuring the coronavirus TP shortage I had to buy some bamboo TP. It was a lot softer then I thought it was going to be and a roll seems to last longer because it's stronger so you don't have to use as much. It probably makes less of a carbon footprint so I am going to start getting it all the time. Cheers!  
    Last post by Merlin - May 15
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  • Got any songs about lights?

    My favorite song about lights is Patio Lanterns by Kim Mitchell. Cheers!
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  • Got any songs about animals?

    Strange Animal by Gowan is about the Worlds most deadly animal. Cheers!
    Last post by Kidddas53 - May 16
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  • Has Mother Nature giving you any free entertainment during the coronavirus?

    I have been waching the cats in the hood try to catch June bugs ...  moreI have been waching the cats in the hood try to catch June bugs it's pretty funny to watch.  It is a bit early for June bugs in my area so maybe  Mother Nature  sent them early because she knew people are going nuts from bordon. Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - May 11
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  • Are you collecting any coronavirus memorabila?

    Today I got a haircut and saved some of the hair. I figure some ...  moreToday I got a haircut and saved some of the hair. I figure some fine day in the future I can look at it and remember what I did during the pandemic - sit around and grow hair.  Cheers and happy Motherso day!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 11
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  • What's with that kid in a plastic bubble at Japan's baseball games?

    Japan has started having baseball  games with no fans in th...  moreJapan has started having baseball  games with no fans in the  seats - instead they have cardboard people wearing mask - I think that sends a good message so I get it. But what I don't get  is the 9 year old kid in a plastic bubble - instead of throwing the ball to home plate he walks it over in his plastic bubble. I only saw a brief news clip so I don't know what happens when he reaches home plate - he is wearing a helmet so I am assuming that the batter tries hit the bubble into the stands. Cheers and happy Mothers day!  less
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  • Got any songs about Canada?

    I just found a new one called  - Oh Canada (V2) by Classifi...  moreI just found a new one called  - Oh Canada (V2) by Classified.  There is a bit of bragging in the song about our Universal health care system but other then that it's pretty cool. If someone would do me a favor and post a youtube video of the song and post it here it would be appreciated.  Cheers and happy Mothers day!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 10
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  • What is your best self defence move?

    Mine is the karate chop surprise. It is a 3 step move that inclu...  moreMine is the karate chop surprise. It is a 3 step move that includes a bit of acting skills and a bit of political in correctness. Step One - get into a real un proffesional looking karate stance. Step Two - raise up one arm and say - karate chop. Step three - punch them with your other hand and say - ah so or so sorry. Cheers and happy Mothers day!  
    Last post by Merlin - May 12
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  • Do you try use a movie stars catch phrase in your day to day conversations?

    I try to use  a Jed Clampett catch phrases in my day to day...  moreI try to use  a Jed Clampett catch phrases in my day to day conversations. He had a lot of good ones like - "some day I have to have a long talk with that boy" and "the dickins you say". Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Randy D - May 9
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  • Do you think Trump will divert some of the coronavirus aid money to his border wall?

    I do and I bet a trillion imaginary dollars that he does. Cheers...  moreI do and I bet a trillion imaginary dollars that he does. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Adaydreambeliever - May 9
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  • Got any constipation theories?

    Last night I ended a 7 day constipation problem. After that I we...  moreLast night I ended a 7 day constipation problem. After that I went into the kitchen for a  glass of water and noticed that there was a full or near full moon.  Then I started thinking - hey if the moon can controll the tides maybe it can controll  constipation. Today I  started thinking it would be pretty sweet if I could get a goverment grant and start a study. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Canada did that too. Cheers!
    in I have just found out that during World War II, the Australian government “interned” people of Japanese descent who lived in its country. August 8, 2020 6:27 PM MDT 0
  • Upside down and with his teeth. Cheers and happy weekend!
    in Joe Satriani never plays wrong notes because he plays from the heart but Jimi Hendrix made lots of wrong notes searching for the right one? August 8, 2020 4:20 PM MDT 1
  • Even though people don't breath in your face when you are in a C...  moreEven though people don't breath in your face when you are in a Conga line I don't think I would join in. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Would you join in on a conga line if nobody was wearing a coronaviris mask? August 8, 2020 12:00 PM MDT 0
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  • There was a nasty racial slur in the song Stranded In The Jungle...  moreThere was a nasty racial slur in the song Stranded In The Jungle by the New York Dolls but it still got a lot of air play in the 70's. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Are there any movies and/or songs that would be inappropriate to play these days. I heard this on the radio the other day. August 8, 2020 10:54 AM MDT 0
  • He was no Doug Bennett or Randy Bachman but I guess he was OK. C...  moreHe was no Doug Bennett or Randy Bachman but I guess he was OK. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Bob Dylan? August 7, 2020 8:45 PM MDT 1
  • I got a lot of them because I told all the girls that I was a do...  moreI got a lot of them because I told all the girls that I was a doctor (most girls dream about snagging  a doctor). Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in When you were a kid, did you ever write or receive one of those “Will you be my bf/gf..Check yes or no” notes? August 7, 2020 6:39 PM MDT 3
  • Maybe a evil plot - the tests other countries use seem to work f...  moreMaybe a evil plot - the tests other countries use seem to work fine . Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in One woman reported having all symptoms of COVID 19 , had two tests both of which came back NEGATIVE. She still is suffering. AN EVIL PLOT? August 7, 2020 9:51 AM MDT 1
  • Find a penny pick it up and put it in a boo boo sock then the cr...  moreFind a penny pick it up and put it in a boo boo sock then the crook that breaks into your house will be out of luck. I have a wool work sock 1/4 filled with pennies if a crook breaks into my house I will smash him with it. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Have you ever discarded money as trash? August 7, 2020 8:13 AM MDT 1
  • No way - I will still pick up a penny if I see one on the ground...  moreNo way - I will still pick up a penny if I see one on the ground even though pennies are no longer leagal tender in Canada.  Cheers!  
    in Have you ever discarded money as trash? August 6, 2020 9:09 PM MDT 2
  • I  just noticed that this is also a horror movie so to make...  moreI  just noticed that this is also a horror movie so to make my part scary when I pop out of the airlock I will  have  a Tribble on top of my head. Tribbles can  be pretty scary because they multiply really fast and they can eat all the food and clog up the air tubes. Cheers!  
    in If AnswerMug were a science fiction horror movie set on a drifting spacecraft in the year 2120, what would your role be? ~ August 6, 2020 8:17 PM MDT 3
  • I would be in the scene were they are trying to start the engine...  moreI would be in the scene were they are trying to start the engine with antimatter and when the engineer says - it can't take anymore I will pop out of the airlock and say - thats what she said. Cheers!  
    in If AnswerMug were a science fiction horror movie set on a drifting spacecraft in the year 2120, what would your role be? ~ August 6, 2020 7:04 PM MDT 3
  • I did watch it and he  did look like  a bummbaling foo...  moreI did watch it and he  did look like  a bummbaling fool that couldn't explain the charts and grafts that he brought. Shortly after that interview he did a confort phone in interveiw with Fox and they asked him important questions like if they ever find evedance of space allians will he release the information to the American public -  instead of questions about all the people dieing from the viris or if he has a real plan to get things under control. Cheers!  
    in The political world is ABUZZ. The Axios interview on HBO of pandemicpumpkina** being questioned by Jonathan Swann. Didja catch it? August 6, 2020 4:45 PM MDT 0
  • Ya once I trimed and shaped a couple of Heather shrubs that were...  moreYa once I trimed and shaped a couple of Heather shrubs that were growing  close to each other  to look exactly like a pair of Double D'S except one was purple and one was white. Cheers!  
    in have you ever done anything bad while you were supposed to be working August 6, 2020 2:35 PM MDT 3
  • Saved by the Bell was a good series. I liked the band the Waitre...  moreSaved by the Bell was a good series. I liked the band the Waitress they did the Square  Pegs theme  song and they also did the song - I Know What Boys Want. Cheers!  
    in Have we finally found the answer to what our society has been needing? August 6, 2020 1:31 PM MDT 2
  • Donald Trump is like the Pied Piper. He plays a hypnotic tune on...  moreDonald Trump is like the Pied Piper. He plays a hypnotic tune on his flute to take the children away from their parents and then puts those children in danger by leading them into a coronaviris filled school. Cheers!  
    in Remember the vicious stepmother in Cinderlla? Remember the jealous ugly evil witch in Snow White? Know a current day combo like them? August 6, 2020 12:35 PM MDT 1
  • I didn't know that there are differn't types of zombies I just a...  moreI didn't know that there are differn't types of zombies I just assumed that they were all slow  and stupid. My plan for the apocalypse is not just survival it includes killing  as many zombies as I can to help save humanity. So maybe the key to that is studying what part of the human brain zombies prefere to eat. If they prefere the frontal lobe I  could easilly lure them into a trap with a hot looking zombie dummy (the frontal lobe controls sexual behavior). But if they prefere the limbic system of the brain I will have to be more creative because the limbic system controls the ability to reason things out so they might see the hot looking  zombie dummy as a trap. Cheers!  less
    in How long do you really think you would survive in the zombie apocalypse (in minutes)? August 6, 2020 11:26 AM MDT 2
  • Ya he had more sympathetic words for the people killed and injur...  moreYa he had more sympathetic words for the people killed and injured in the Beirut explosion then he had/has for all the Americans dieing  in the US from the viris. Cheers!  
    in Allegedly one American is dying from COVID 19 every 80 seconds. The pandemicpumpkina** sez "IT IS WHAT IT IS". GENIUS words? August 6, 2020 9:52 AM MDT 1
  • Maybe on an Àmish farm. Cheers!
    in Do you think I could get a job somewhere milking cows by hand or is it all done by machine now? August 5, 2020 8:17 PM MDT 3
  • Yep and potatoe cannons too. Cheers!
    in How long do you really think you would survive in the zombie apocalypse (in minutes)? August 5, 2020 5:27 PM MDT 4
  • I do but only so I can watch our old familly VCR tapes. Cheers!
    in Now being in the age of DVDs and Blu-rays, do you still own a VHS player (VCR)? August 5, 2020 5:09 PM MDT 1
  • Nobody told me there would be math when I joined AM so I am just...  moreNobody told me there would be math when I joined AM so I am just going to guess and say 12 million  minutes. I am a survivalist so to me it dosen't matter if its  a invading Russian force or zombies they are all going to  rue the day they wondered into my neck of the woods. Cheers!  
    in How long do you really think you would survive in the zombie apocalypse (in minutes)? August 5, 2020 4:02 PM MDT 4
  • Kindergarten Cop was linked to Gone With The Wind because one of...  moreKindergarten Cop was linked to Gone With The Wind because one of the kids asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if she could go out for recess and he said - frankly my dear I don't give a damn. Cheers!  
    in How good must the directing and writing team of the movie Kindergarten Cop feel now that their film has been compared to Gone With the Wind? August 5, 2020 12:22 PM MDT 2
  • I would like to but I can't find it on my map. Is it in Amurica?...  moreI would like to but I can't find it on my map. Is it in Amurica? Trump once mispronounced America. I watched the vid of Trump talking about the redwoods and old faithfull and thought there was no passion in his words you would think that with something as grand  as the redwoods and old faithfull there would be a bit of passion in his speech but there wasen't probally because he saves his passion for his rally hate speaches.  FUN FACT: you  can thank slugs for the redwood forest because slugs would eat all the other types of tree sprouts but left the redwood sprouts alone which gave the redwoods room to grow and not be chocked out. Cheers!  less
    in Y'all gonna head up to yosemight park and see 'old faithful' and the towering redwoods? We can shoot up some road signs along the way. August 5, 2020 12:04 PM MDT 0
  • There are lots of ways he could of profited from the viris like ...  moreThere are lots of ways he could of profited from the viris like kick backs from the companies that got money from the coronaviris relief package.  But what scares me is when Russia hacked the companies that were working on a  vaccine Trump did nothing and maybe that is because he wants Russia to be the first to develop a vaccine so they can make trillions of dollars selling the cure. I also figure  when Russia did the hacking they didn't just steal the information they destroyed the company's data so that Russia would have a better chance of being the first with a vaccine.  Cheers!  less
    in Derelection of duty and going AWOL during a war. Pandemic Pumpkina** is guilty as charged by people blaming him. HOW DARE THEY? August 5, 2020 9:08 AM MDT 1
  • I think we are also going to find out that he profited from the ...  moreI think we are also going to find out that he profited from the viris. Cheers!  
    in Derelection of duty and going AWOL during a war. Pandemic Pumpkina** is guilty as charged by people blaming him. HOW DARE THEY? August 5, 2020 8:38 AM MDT 1
  • Ya I probally could of kept a safe distance away  but you c...  moreYa I probally could of kept a safe distance away  but you can  also get the viris  by touching something that someone with the viris touched. Cheers!  
    in What made you change your mind today? August 5, 2020 8:10 AM MDT 1
  • I'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around he...  moreI'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around here. The Alder trees have started dropping leaves, the grasshoppers are almost full grown and the bullrushes are done growing and have started to split open.  Usally those things don't  start untill the end of August so I figure it will be a early fall and a early winter. Cheers!  
    in Do you think you will have a early Fall in your area? August 4, 2020 8:35 PM MDT 0
  • Maybe it has something to  do with a member leaving AM and ...  moreMaybe it has something to  do with a member leaving AM and deleting all their posts and groups.  Cheers!  
    in Automatically unsubscribed from topics and questions? August 4, 2020 5:37 PM MDT 3
  • CoronavIris fear - I  was planing  on heading up islan...  moreCoronavIris fear - I  was planing  on heading up island for a familly reunion  camping/fishing trip but decided  to not go this year. Cheers!  
    in What made you change your mind today? August 4, 2020 4:25 PM MDT 4
  • I don't know how many it would take to blow up America from coas...  moreI don't know how many it would take to blow up America from coast to coast but a few warheads that were targeted to destroy things like used nucular rod coolent ponds would wipe out America. There are coolent ponds all acrose the US and if the used nucular energy rods in those ponds are not kept cool they will go critical and release massive amounts of radiation. Cheers!  
    in How many bombs dropped simultaneously would it take to blow up america from coast to coast? How long would it take to annihilate? August 4, 2020 9:35 AM MDT 0
  • This might sound like bragging but I have 2 nice mops. I was thi...  moreThis might sound like bragging but I have 2 nice mops. I was thinking that if you sing the Ames Brothers song Rag Mop 3X in a row the Amish ghosts might bring your mop and bucket back. Cheers!  
    in Do you have a nice mop? I used to have a nice mop. It had a red handle and the bucket had a foot pump that made it spin... August 3, 2020 9:21 PM MDT 2
  • Well if  they are not on the fridge there is only one expla...  moreWell if  they are not on the fridge there is only one explanation - today is Pentecost Monday  which  is a holiday   of the Amish and they never work  on Pentecost Monday. So your  Amish ghosts probably  hid your mop and bucket so you can't do any chores today. Cheers!  
    in Have you ever lost something that should be impossible to lose? I lost my freakin mop and bucket. I’ve looked everywhere and it’s just gone. August 3, 2020 8:21 PM MDT 2
  • Did you look on top of the fridge? Cheers!
    in Have you ever lost something that should be impossible to lose? I lost my freakin mop and bucket. I’ve looked everywhere and it’s just gone. August 3, 2020 7:35 PM MDT 3
  • I'm OK  with the teachers saying they can't guarantee ...  moreI'm OK  with the teachers saying they can't guarantee  the children's safty because it is true but I am not OK with Trump pushing for schools to open during an already out of controll pamdemic. Cheers!  
    in Pandemic pumpkin ORDERS all schools to OPEN. Teachers are telling us they CAN'T GUARANTEE THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN. You OK with THAT? August 3, 2020 2:56 PM MDT 1
  • A frozen carrote. Cheers!
    in What would be your weapon of choice in a food fight to the death? August 3, 2020 2:11 PM MDT 6
  • Well  size wise Stanley Park  in Vancouver BC has Cent...  moreWell  size wise Stanley Park  in Vancouver BC has Central Park  beat it is 1001 acres - Central Park  is only 843 acers. Cheers!  
    in Is there any other city in the whole wide world like New York? Right smack dab in the middle it has an ENORMOUS PARK! Unique? One 0f a kind? August 3, 2020 11:13 AM MDT 2
  • By telling them jokes about geese. (Example) Q: What did the goo...  moreBy telling them jokes about geese. (Example) Q: What did the goose get for Christmas? A: Cranberry sause. Cheers!  
    in What would be the best way to hold a duck’s attention? August 3, 2020 9:57 AM MDT 2
  • A) Yes it is a sandwich and even if it dosen't have a meat patty...  moreA) Yes it is a sandwich and even if it dosen't have a meat patty it is still a sandwich - a Wish sandwich because you will wish it had some meat. Cheers  
    in Important poll: Is a hamburger a sandwich? August 2, 2020 5:17 PM MDT 2
  • That's way cool  - wondering  if it would stop the spr...  moreThat's way cool  - wondering  if it would stop the spreading of the viris if so I am going to make me one. Cheers!  
    in do you complain about being able to breathe in a mask? August 2, 2020 4:40 PM MDT 0
  • Maybe he said it so he can claim that the hurricane is a threat ...  moreMaybe he said it so he can claim that the hurricane is a threat to him and to National security so it has to be nuked.  Cheers!  
    in Did you watch the morning news? trump said the hurricane is following him. No joke. August 2, 2020 12:23 PM MDT 1
  • I will and I better get a  lollipop because when it comes t...  moreI will and I better get a  lollipop because when it comes to shots I am the biggest baby on the Island.  Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Will you be vaccinated against Covid when it becomes available? August 2, 2020 10:39 AM MDT 3
  • I wonder how many people in that line still had a home to bring ...  moreI wonder how many people in that line still had a home to bring the food to because that no evicting law ran out a couple of days ago.  Homelessness and  hunger will probally help the coronaviris to spread so it is not looking great. Cheers!  
    in ALLEGEDLY yesterday in California people were waiting SEVEN hours in line at food banks to get food for their families. In your state too? August 2, 2020 10:09 AM MDT 1
  • Putin  wants more of the same because Putin hates democracy...  morePutin  wants more of the same because Putin hates democracy  and if the US is divided he can say - see  democracy dosen't work. Cheers!  
    in HATE and DIVISION has worked so very well for the United States of America since January 2017. WHO WANTS MORE OF THE SAME? August 2, 2020 9:38 AM MDT 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 2, 2020 9:38 AM MDT
  • I bet he won't do the debate and I do care because a debate woul...  moreI bet he won't do the debate and I do care because a debate would show Americans that he has no game plan. But I figure there will be a vice president debate and who ever  debates Pence will win the debate. Cheers!  
    in I wonder if pumpkina** will refuse to participate in any debate? Do you care if he do or don't? August 2, 2020 9:31 AM MDT 1
  • Yep almost harvest time. Then it will be drying and curing time....  moreYep almost harvest time. Then it will be drying and curing time. Then it will be time to take off my Super Grandpa t-shirt and put on my Bob Marley t-shirt and go to the pub to push my product. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Important poll: August 1, 2020 10:21 PM MDT 1
  • I always put the seat and lid down because if I don't my dog wil...  moreI always put the seat and lid down because if I don't my dog will drink out of the toilet. Cheers and  happy weekend!  
    in Men, do you leave the toilet seat up or down? August 1, 2020 10:11 PM MDT 2
  • He  is about 250 pounds away from becoming just like his da...  moreHe  is about 250 pounds away from becoming just like his dad. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in If your name is the same are you similarly inane and play the same dull dimwitted game? No exceptions? August 1, 2020 9:38 PM MDT 1
  • In a  couple of months it will be A) because in a couple of...  moreIn a  couple of months it will be A) because in a couple of months I will become Sir Gotalot of Pot and then some of them will want to use me for free samples and lines of credit.. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Important poll: August 1, 2020 8:19 PM MDT 2
  • Maybe it made me a more sociable neighbor. Sometime I get so boa...  moreMaybe it made me a more sociable neighbor. Sometime I get so board with being home a lot I stand in the front yard hoping a neighborhood will come out so I can wave or talk to them. We're not locked down here but I hardly go out anymore. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in How has the Lockdown helped you, personally? August 1, 2020 12:27 PM MDT 3
  • Today I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it wi...  moreToday I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer  I will pause for a few  seconds then say - my dog dosn't have worms I just want a box of  de wormer for a coffee table conversation piece. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What will be your lie for the day? August 1, 2020 12:01 PM MDT 0
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 1, 2020 12:01 PM MDT
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    Hello friend, I heard thru the grapevine that you were about to have a birthday, and I wanted to send you a greeting for your special day!!
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