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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block
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  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Since a vast majority of republicans are trump kissers, should they also be removed from office? Are they that stupid?:
    Maybe not removed from office but they should have to get their lips bleached. Cheers! and happy weekend!
    • 49 minutes ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What do you want for Christmas?:
    Well I want my 2 Grandkids parents to try and look like they believe me when I tell them that I did stick to the $50 per kid max and that I got it at a 991/2 percent off sale that's why it seems like so much for $50. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 1 hour ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to My fortune cookie said "Be kind to yourself. You're doing the best you can." Is that statement encouraging or depressing?:
    I think its meant to be encouraging and also as healthy advice. If you do the best you can and don't beat yourself up  thinking you could be doing better you won't get high blood pressure  from being stressed out. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 2 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you like to sabotage all the things? :
    Ask Santa  to bring you a retractable boo boo bat for Christmas then by the New year you could have Betty Davis eyes too. Actually BTO has a song called Don't Get Yourself In Trouble which are wise words to live by. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 3 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you like to sabotage all the things? :
    Not all the things just crake deals. Sometimes when I see dealers setting up in the park I poke a couple of eye holes in a newspaper and sit on a bench across from them and pretend I'm watching them then they get paranoid and go somewhere else. All t...  moreNot all the things just crake deals. Sometimes when I see dealers setting up in the park I poke a couple of eye holes in a newspaper and sit on a bench across from them and pretend I'm watching them then they get paranoid and go somewhere else. All the crake dealers think I'm a spy I got Betty Davies eyes. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    • 3 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When is the last time you went to a comedy club? I’m going to one tonight, I don’t want to. At least there’s alcohol there, So that’s fine.:
    You better not pout because Santa Claus is coming to town. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 5 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When is the last time you went to a comedy club? I’m going to one tonight, I don’t want to. At least there’s alcohol there, So that’s fine.:
    It was a long time ago it was before Red Green was Red Green back then he was in a musical/comedy group called Smith and Smith they were hilarious and entertaining. Cheers!
    • 5 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.):
    Petticoat Junction?
    • 6 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.):
    This will really age me but I remember when they made plastic sheets that had a strip of green on the bottom - a strip of orange in the middle and a strip of blue on the top. You put the sheets over your TV screen and pretended you had a color TV. Ch...  moreThis will really age me but I remember when they made plastic sheets that had a strip of green on the bottom - a strip of orange in the middle and a strip of blue on the top. You put the sheets over your TV screen and pretended you had a color TV. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    • 6 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.):
    That means your old enough to remember the Micky Mouse theme song and if you now watch the Late show you might have heard the new version - The Donald Trump Club March. Included a link to the vid in case you never saw it. Cheers and happy weekend! ht...  moreThat means your old enough to remember the Micky Mouse theme song and if you now watch the Late show you might have heard the new version - The Donald Trump Club March. Included a link to the vid in case you never saw it. Cheers and happy weekend! https://news.avclub.com/real-life-cartoon-donald-trump-gets-his-own-mickey-mous-1798252026  
    • 6 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.):
    If you remember pay toilets maybe you have seen my poetry - Here I sit broken hearted paid a dime and only farted. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 7 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.):
    TV channel changers that were bigger then a key board and they had a wire on them that connected to a converter box that was bigger then a VCR - guess VCR dates me too. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 7 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Hello? Anybody HOOOOME? :
    He's pointing out the direction to Michael Jackson's house. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 8 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Hello? Anybody HOOOOME? :
    If time was measured in KFC dinners how long ago would that scene be - I figure 8000 KFC's ago. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • 8 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to One of our local TV stations hired a Vulcan as a news anchor. You don't believe me? Check out this pic.:
    I wonder if he reports on something bad Trump did and then he is asked why he speaks out against  the president he would say because the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the one. Cheers and happy weekend! 
    • Fri at 5:52 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to It's not your fault that you are born to be broccoli and not mushrooms or yams or pineapple. Should you be punished for that?:
    Maybe it is my fault in a genetic sort of a way. A mushroom is more related to a human then broccoli, yams or pineapples because mushrooms have more sets of chromosome that resemble  human chromosome. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 4:15 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Who's body will Trump paste his head on next?:
    Petticoat Junction?
    • Fri at 3:58 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Who's body will Trump paste his head on next?
    I think it will be a black person body along with the caption Trump understands Afro Americans - or something like that. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 12:09 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body?:
    Ya but maybe its medically impossible for Trump to have cosmetic surgery until they invent a Liposuction machine that's capable of handling the amount and the type of fat in Trump. Cheers and happy weekend! 
    • Fri at 12:02 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body?:
    I saw the humor of him pasting his head on Greta's body it's like he is pointing out that he is a little girly man. But for all we know he did it so that Putin would find him more attractive. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • Fri at 11:55 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body?:
    Ya plus he probably has BO. Can you imaging what he looks like without all his cheats - orange makeup, comb over. false teeth, girdle, ext. (I figure he wears a girdle and its too tight - that's why he stands the way he does - leaning ...  moreYa plus he probably has BO. Can you imaging what he looks like without all his cheats - orange makeup, comb over. false teeth, girdle, ext. (I figure he wears a girdle and its too tight - that's why he stands the way he does - leaning way forward).   Cheers and happy weekend!  
    • Fri at 11:13 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body?
    In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend! 
    • Fri at 10:38 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to 60 tweets and retweets this morning. Today another day for the twit who tweets bigly. Do he own stock in TWITTER?:
    Today the Trump campaign pasted Trump's head on Gretta along with the following message - When it comes to keeping his promises, there’s only one Person Of The Year.That's way crazy and petty. Included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.mediai...  moreToday the Trump campaign pasted Trump's head on Gretta along with the following message - When it comes to keeping his promises, there’s only one Person Of The Year.That's way crazy and petty. Included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-campaign-pastes-presidents-head-on-greta-thunbergs-body/  
    • Thu at 9:56 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If Greta and the Donald got into a fight who do you think would win? :
    I think Greta would float like a butterfly and sting like a bee then she would work on Trumps ribs till she heard a crake or two. Cheers!
    • Thu at 8:24 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Men...other than sex, happiness and the will to live, what other things must you give up when you marry?:
    I had to give up some of my Top Secrete information like my secret hand singles that my dog responded to. Cheers! 
    • Thu at 12:46 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Got a suspicion about what really happend on Gilligan's Island?:
    Maybe and maybe he got his heart hurt when that WW11 Japanize solider fancied Ginger instead of him. Cheers!
    • Thu at 12:38 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to 60 tweets and retweets this morning. Today another day for the twit who tweets bigly. Do he own stock in TWITTER?:
    Well as a doctor I figure the what's wrong with him is heavy exposure to lead which effected his brain. I figure that orange stuff Trump puts on his face comes from China and its full of unhealthy stuff. But as a parent I figure what's wrong with Trump is...  moreWell as a doctor I figure the what's wrong with him is heavy exposure to lead which effected his brain. I figure that orange stuff Trump puts on his face comes from China and its full of unhealthy stuff. But as a parent I figure what's wrong with Trump is his upbringing and the people he met and hanged with. Yesterday Trump JR. took at shot at Greta and I'm sure Eric will chime in soon so what ever is wrong with Trump could be contagious or hereditary. Cheers!  
    • Thu at 12:23 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Got a suspicion about what really happend on Gilligan's Island?
    I suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to spy on Mary Ann and Ginger. Cheers!
    • Thu at 11:06 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The furiosity of demdonjohn is perfectly evidenced by his frantic tweets. More than 40 in one hour including attacking Greta Thunberg?:
    The Hong Kong protesters also made it onto the short list for the cover - I bet if they would of won Trump would of said something nasty about them even though a couple of weeks ago he was praising then. Cheers!
    • Thu at 10:39 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Melania sez "children should be off limits" referring to her son Barron. The demdonjohn ATTACKED A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. Does Melania know?:
    I think Melania not standing up for Greta goes against her Be Best program. Greta is being her best at bringing awareness to Climate change and Governments doing nothing to stop it. I also don't think that reporter was attacking Barron he was pointin...  moreI think Melania not standing up for Greta goes against her Be Best program. Greta is being her best at bringing awareness to Climate change and Governments doing nothing to stop it. I also don't think that reporter was attacking Barron he was pointing out that Trump isn't a King he is a President in a Country were democracy is the rule of the land. Cheers!  
    • Thu at 10:31 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to 60 tweets and retweets this morning. Today another day for the twit who tweets bigly. Do he own stock in TWITTER?:
    At least Greta's anger is aimed at saving the World but Trump's anger is  aimed at saving or benefiting himself. Cheers!
    • Thu at 10:05 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I think it would be fun if_________________.:
    It is but safety first - I would take the chain off my saw before I chased them (but I wouldn't tell them that). Cheers!
    • Wed at 9:24 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I think it would be fun if_________________.:
    I think it would be fun if all  the Gloomy Guses who are always saying I wish I was dead were sent to my place. Then I would fire up my chainsaw  and herd them threw the stinging nettle patch until they scream I want to live. Cheers!
    • Wed at 6:08 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When was the last time you struck with surgical precision and what was struck by you? :
    Might be too early to be calling me da man because sometimes cross bred seeds aren't fertile or they produce a majority of male plants. I'll start to see if I might be the man in spring when I plant them and I'll know for sure in summer when I harvest and...  moreMight be too early to be calling me da man because sometimes cross bred seeds aren't fertile or they produce a majority of male plants. I'll start to see if I might be the man in spring when I plant them and I'll know for sure in summer when I harvest and it's buzzy weed. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 5:57 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When was the last time you struck with surgical precision and what was struck by you? :
    The summer of 2019 the operation was  to cross pollinate a single bud on a King Kush plant. Armed with a fine tipped paint brush, a  baggie, Duct tape and a bottle cap of Godfather OG pollen  I was able to successfu...  moreThe summer of 2019 the operation was  to cross pollinate a single bud on a King Kush plant. Armed with a fine tipped paint brush, a  baggie, Duct tape and a bottle cap of Godfather OG pollen  I was able to successfully pollinate the one bud without effecting the other buds on the plant or the other plants in the area. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 4:03 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When you tell half a truth you LIE. The donjohnLIAR occasionally does that. Why?:
    Because adding a few facts/truths to a lie makes the lie seem more true. Cheers!
    • Wed at 1:44 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The Armenian Genocide came first. Then the HOLOCAUST which was much worse affecting Jewish people. WHADDABOUT LYNCHINGS?:
    A week or so ago Trump said - the only troops in Sadie Arabia are the ones protecting the oil - we took the oil - I took the oil and I can tell you there are 4 or 5 other places we have been in were we should of took the oil. That sounds like a dicta...  moreA week or so ago Trump said - the only troops in Sadie Arabia are the ones protecting the oil - we took the oil - I took the oil and I can tell you there are 4 or 5 other places we have been in were we should of took the oil. That sounds like a dictatorship and with dictatorships genocides are bound to happen. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 11:41 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The Armenian Genocide came first. Then the HOLOCAUST which was much worse affecting Jewish people. WHADDABOUT LYNCHINGS?:
    One of my buddies met
    Roméo  Dallaire who was the head of Canada's military in Rwanda during the genocide. When my buddy met him  
    Roméo Dallaire was going threw a mental breakdown and sleeping on park benches in Hamilton Ontario. ...  more    One of my buddies met
    Roméo  Dallaire who was the head of Canada's military in Rwanda during the genocide. When my buddy met him  
    Roméo Dallaire was going threw a mental breakdown and sleeping on park benches in Hamilton Ontario. The reason he was breaking down was  what he saw and heard in Rwanda and him having to obey orders and not interfere/help.  I bet if Rwanda had resources and it was a white country - Countries would of helped. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 11:04 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to So the 14,000 plus lies Demdon told so far are mounting. A full-time job but are the lies being CATEGORIZED into type nature species?:
    What gets me is there are lots of paper trails or other solid proof that Trump lies but people will still say its a lie that he lies. Trump just tweeted that they weren't laughing at him at the NATO meeting they were just mad that he raised 530 billion fo...  moreWhat gets me is there are lots of paper trails or other solid proof that Trump lies but people will still say its a lie that he lies. Trump just tweeted that they weren't laughing at him at the NATO meeting they were just mad that he raised 530 billion for NATO. Trump didn't raise 530 billion the 530 billion is actually from a NATO agreement reached in 2014  so Trump lied and took credit for someone else's work. Big Time Gucci Dan Buford (a gangster) once said "My word is my rep" which meant that if he say's he's telling the truth or he isn't going to ripe you off or shoot you in the back you can believe him because he has the reputation to prove it. Trump has a reputation of lying so his word is a lie and I would take Big Time Gucci Dan Buford's word before I took Trump`s. Cheers!   less
    • Wed at 10:16 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What kind of ice cream? :
    I'm a big believer in Human Capital - happy employs make a better product and it shows in their ice cream. I never worked for Chapman's  I just like given my business to BC company's. Cheers!  
    • Tue at 6:45 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What kind of ice cream? :
    I'm loyal to the Chapman's ice cream company because when their BC factory burnt down in the 60's they kept all the workers on pay roll until a new factory was built  Chapman's  makes lots of flavors my favorite is chocolate. Cheers!
    • Tue at 6:38 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How come the GOP has not posted this one? Nancy Pelosi as MISS POLISH JOB. I am not kidding. :
    Yes back in the 50's you could say things like "Ward you were a little ruff on the Beaver last night" and not be a porn site. Cheers!
    • Tue at 6:11 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How come the GOP has not posted this one? Nancy Pelosi as MISS POLISH JOB. I am not kidding. :
    Ya I guess it had something to do with lube jobs. Found another photo. Cheers! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nancy-pelosi-miss-lube-rack-1959/
    • Tue at 6:05 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How come the GOP has not posted this one? Nancy Pelosi as MISS POLISH JOB. I am not kidding. :
    Maybe because when Pence saw the photo he blushed and his completion went from a Ghost white to a Ivory white and his wife/mother didn't like it.  I always thought of Nancy as a gal with a sexy voice nice to know she had nice gams too. Cheers!
    • Tue at 5:33 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Got a Trump bet?:
    He might of just done that. Today he tweeted a vid of his face superimposed on Thanos’ body in a scene from “Avengers: Endgame, The video comes from the climax in “Endgame,” where Thanos utters the line, “I am inevi...  moreHe might of just done that. Today he tweeted a vid of his face superimposed on Thanos’ body in a scene from “Avengers: Endgame, The video comes from the climax in “Endgame,” where Thanos utters the line, “I am inevitable” before snapping his fingers while wearing the all-powerful Infinity Gauntlet. It then cuts to a short clip of Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats disintegrating into a cloud of dust while discussing the president’s impeachment. The crazy part is in the movie  Thanos is the one who is defeated and disintegrates into a cloud of smoke.  Cheers!   less
    • Tue at 4:41 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What are some of the worst songs of the classic rock era. 50s-70s?:
    Timothy by the Buoys  it was about trapped miners who cannibalized Timothy. The year that song came out I was planning on moving to Manitoba to get a job in the mine so it almost made me not go. Cheers! 
    • Tue at 4:01 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to In addition to his EGO WALL the don of john plans to have statues of himself erected in every state capitol. How tall?:
    At least 10 feet tall and they will all have over exaggerated trouser bulges. Cheers!
    • Tue at 11:18 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Got a Trump bet?:
    Ya those are all sure bets. That photo of Trump always turns my gut because its a photo of him making fun of a handicapped reporter. Years ago Canada looked at America as a big brother now because of Trump some of us are looking at America as a crazy...  moreYa those are all sure bets. That photo of Trump always turns my gut because its a photo of him making fun of a handicapped reporter. Years ago Canada looked at America as a big brother now because of Trump some of us are looking at America as a crazy and nasty uncle. Cheers!    
    • Tue at 11:13 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Got a Trump bet?
    I bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweets about Greta Thunberg because she made it onto the short list of contenders for Time magazines 2019 person of the year. He will also probably tweet about Megan Rapinoe  b...  moreI bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweets about Greta Thunberg because she made it onto the short list of contenders for Time magazines 2019 person of the year. He will also probably tweet about Megan Rapinoe  because she was named Sports Person of the year. Cheers!   
    • Tue at 10:43 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Once you finally see yourself as "ithers see ya" it can be more than a bit unsettling upsetting. Time to step back and rethink yathink?:
    A very wise pair of identical twins once said "its hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you so try to think of your self as I see you". So I figure a person doesn't truly know who they are if they don't conceder what other people see them...  moreA very wise pair of identical twins once said "its hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you so try to think of your self as I see you". So I figure a person doesn't truly know who they are if they don't conceder what other people see them as.  Cheers!   
    • Tue at 9:49 AM
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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block

  • Who's body will Trump paste his head on next?

    I think it will be a black person body along with the caption Tr...  moreI think it will be a black person body along with the caption Trump understands Afro Americans - or something like that. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nanoose - Fri at 3:58 PM
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  • Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body?

    In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body ...  moreIn the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Got a suspicion about what really happend on Gilligan's Island?

    I suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to sp...  moreI suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to spy on Mary Ann and Ginger. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - Thu at 12:38 PM
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  • Got a Trump bet?

    I bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweet...  moreI bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweets about Greta Thunberg because she made it onto the short list of contenders for Time magazines 2019 person of the year. He will also probably tweet about Megan Rapinoe  because she was named Sports Person of the year. Cheers!   
    Last post by Jane S - Tue at 6:29 PM
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  • Have you or will you break any Christmas traditions this year?

    After 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Chri...  moreAfter 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Christmas Fun with Algebra section at our annual Christmas gala/open house. The Christmas Fun with Algebra section had Christmas themed algebra problems for kids of all ages to solve and if they solved them they got a Christmas gift. It was a pretty popular section of my Christmas gala at one time but interest dropped off over the years so I am going to cancel it this year and have a tree decorating program on my computer for the kids. Cheers!   less
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  • Have you taped up your Hockey stick yet?

    I put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine ...  moreI put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine yesterday now I'm ready to play. Cheers!  
    Last post by LoonLips - November 28
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  • Have any long lost relitives reconnect with you latley?

    Today my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We ...  moreToday my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We had over 30 years to catch up on and we also talked about him and his wife (who we don't know) paying us a visit in the spring or summer. I don't have many relatives so I'm pretty excited about it and I'm thinking about surprizing them with 30 years of belated Christmas gifts this year. Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - November 25
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  • What kind of gift do you think Santa will bring to Donald Trump?

    I think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free ...  moreI think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free cards. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - November 3
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  • Hear any reports of kids in your community being poisoned or injured from their Halloween candy this year?

    I haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most...  moreI haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most kids in my community go to Halloween community events now a days because its safer for them. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    Last post by my2cents - November 4
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  • Did you get any acidental Halloween boo boos today if so did you cry or swear?

    I got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (...  moreI got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (a piece flew back and hit me in the shin). It real hurt but I didn't cry and I couldn't swear because there were kids around so I just said oh mama a few times. Cheers and have a happy and safe Halloween!  
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  • If you were at a party and a mob boss said try the limburger it tastse like fingers would you try it?

    I would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. C...  moreI would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nice Jugs - October 25
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  • Got a favorite Trump burn?

    My new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted to...  moreMy new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted today " Well this is awkward ...Colorado doesn’t border Mexico. Good thing Colorado now offers free full day kindergarten so our kids can learn basic geography". At a  Conference in Pittsburgh Trump said - "We're building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we're building a wall in Colorado,". Cheers!  
    Last post by VERY STRONG BULLY - October 24
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  • Are SponngeBob's pants really Square?

    They look more rectangular to me. Cheers and happy weekend!
    Last post by my2cents - October 25
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  • Guys have you ever used the - its just shrinkage excuse?

    I did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One nig...  moreI did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One night after drinking at the bar I was on my way to the bus stop with a backpack full of pot and thought I better go down the alley for a pit stop. I was just about done when I heard a guy say - RCMP turn around with your hands out - I didn't want to take any chances so I didn't tuck it away or zip up and I turned around. I noticed that one of the cops was smirking so I said - what its just shrinkage because its cold out side (it was actually a warm summer night. The cops thought it was pretty funny and after they asked were I was going they gave me a warning then sent me on my way. Cheers!   less
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  • I went on a diet and my stomach must be mad at me because it keeps saying GRRRRRRR:

    Cheers and happy weekend!
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  • What crazy desperate act will Trump try next to avoid impeachment?

    I think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in...  moreI think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in his room then claim you can't impeach a bedridden president. Cheers!  
    Last post by Merlin - September 28
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  • Have you ever had something happen and it looked like it was happing in slow motion?

    Once I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew o...  moreOnce I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew off the chain saw bar. It  came off the bar in a J shape then it straightened up  and flew as straight as an arrow towards my son who was about 30 feet away. It was probably flying threw the air pretty fast but it seemed like it was all happing in slow motion - seemed like an eternity standing there watching it fly threw the air and wondering if my kid was going to get cut in half luckily he wasn't hurt. Cheers   less
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  • Did you get to do anything this week that you have been waiting a long time to do?

    Today I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush...  moreToday I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush plants I have been growing for the past 51/2 months and it was well worth the wait. Cheers!  
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  • Why do you smell extra good today?

    I smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping...  moreI smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping Lavender plants. I probably did a 100 of them so I absorbed the lavender oils and odor plus the lavender odor is on my work clothes so I will be smelling pretty fine tomorrow too. Cheers!  
    Last post by Jane S - September 5
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  • Who do you think thought up the idea of free love a guy hippy or a girl hippy?

    I think it was a guy hippy. Cheers!
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  • Do you talk to your plants and if so does any of that talk incude lies?

    I talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female...  moreI talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female cannabis plants. I tell each and every one of then that they are my favorite because they have the nicest hairs and biggest Trichomes that I have ever seen. Then I tell them that if they hurry up and mature they will be the one that gets to go into the "special" room with me  - which is a double lie because they will all be going into the special room (the harvest room) and if they don't hurry up and mature on their own I know a few growing tricks that will force them to do it. Cheers and happy labour Day!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - September 2
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  • Is there a TV series that always makes you remember a departed loved one?

    I used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia...  moreI used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia lawyer just like me so we always talked about Judge Judy and I still think about her every time I watch the show. We usally disagreed on Judge Judy's ruling's but the one thing we always agreed on was neither one of us would want to make Rusty mad (the Court Bailiff). In case you don't know a Philadelphia lawyer is someone who has absolutely no legal schooling or training but they still think they are the best lawyer in the World.  Cheers and happy Labour Day weekend!  less
    Last post by VERY STRONG BULLY - September 1
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  • Did you know that there are only 113 more sleeps untill Eddie Murphy hosts Saturday Night Live?

    On December 21st Eddie Murphy  will be hosting the Saturday...  moreOn December 21st Eddie Murphy  will be hosting the Saturday Night Live Christmas show. I can't wait and  I already have visions of Buckwheat, Gumby and Mr. Robinson dancing in my head. Cheers and happy Labour Day!  
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  • Is it the most wonderfull time of year in your Country too?

    It's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wo...  moreIt's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wonderful time of the year starts - back to school for the kids. I enjoyed hearing and watching the kids around here having summer fun but I'm looking forward to seeing the school bus pull up on Monday and takes them away to a place that will fill their heads up with new knowledge. I included a link to a back to school commercial  that Alice Cooper and his daughter stared in. Cheers and happy Labour day! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=alice+cooper+%2b+back+to+school+comercial&view=detail&mid=E4F4EBFD108A6007D235E4F4EBFD108A6007D235&FORM=VIRE  less
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  • Do you think Melania Trump and Ivanka will get in a Cat fight over Justan Trudeau - who would win?

    I've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justi...  moreI've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justin Trudeau and it sure looked like they were digging on him. At the G7 Justin Trudeau wore his pink argil socks so I bet  Melania and Ivanka can't stop thinking about him and a cat fight might be any day now and I think Melania will clean Ivank's clock. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - August 27
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  • Did you get into the Streaking craze in the 70's?

    I did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. ...  moreI did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out but sometimes someone would buy me a beer so I found it fun and profitable. I included a link to the song that got me started in the streaking craze. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+streak+%2B+youtube&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=the+streak+%2B+youtube&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=98C0673D19214CB9AC338483A86B7FB7  less
    Last post by Slartibartfast - August 18
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  • Whats your favorite sceince show?

    Mine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's ...  moreMine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the episode is about how 1000s of years ago the Indigenous people used chemical science to help make their life easier. I included a link to more info and vids about the show. Cheers and happy weekend! https://aptn.ca/coyotescience/  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 17
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  • What was the best good for business idea in your area?

    30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to s...  more30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to stay in business but them the owner decided to put goats on the roof. Now a days the business is booming and people from all around the World come to see the goats - it created lots jobs because a lot of business opened up around it. I included a link to a video of the goats and more info. Cheers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9uNFilNNU  
    Last post by Pearl - August 16
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  • Will you sign the petition to rename Fifth Avenue to Obama Avenue?

    If the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new&...  moreIf the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new address 725 President Barack H. Obama Ave.  There is already 135.000 signatures on the petition. I included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/14/people-sign-petition-rename-fifth-ave-front-trump-tower-obama-avenue/  
    Last post by Pearl - August 16
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  • Have you ever used a TV or movie stars quoto in your day to day life?

    Sometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confront...  moreSometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confronting someone that ripped me off and they try denying it  - I'll point my index finger at them and say - The moving finger points then it moves on. Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 16
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  • Do you think Republicans will replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year?

    I was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Repub...  moreI was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Republicans should replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year. I didn't think it worked like that - I thought Trump was an automatic pick. Anyway I am started to think that it could be possible that it happens. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - August 16
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  • Do you have a Jethro Bodine bowl?

    A Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family si...  moreA Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family sized box of cereal. I'll be using my  Jethro  Bodine  bowl tonight when I eat my box of Lucky Charms. And in case you don't know Lucky Charms now contain magical Unicorn marshmallows.  Cheers!  
    Last post by Element 99 - August 11
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  • Ever have a nickname that might of giving people the wrong impression of you?

    Back in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. ...  moreBack in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. At first I thought it was cool but then I started thinking it was giving the ladies the wrong idea about me so I asked people to stop calling me that. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nice Jugs - August 3
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  • Did you know Dora The Explorer is back and this time she has a knife?

    She also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't se...  moreShe also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't seem to be anything like the lovable Dora I used to know. Cheers!  
    Last post by JakobA the unAmerican. - August 2
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  • Have you ever giving bad advice to a Internet freind?

    Back when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there starte...  moreBack when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there started making posts  about the new guy she met and how well they were getting along. After a month or so she made a post saying the guy started ignoring her phone calls and text messages and she didn't understand why he was ignoring her or why he wouldn't at least let her  know it was over. She asked for advice on what to do and the other people gave her reasonable advice like forget about him and there are lots of fish in the sea. But I figured she deserved more respect then that and the guy would never learn anything if she just ignored his behavior. So I advised her to attach a note to a rock that said - Ignore this - then throw it through his window. Cheers!    less
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  • Do you buy your pets toys or do you make them?

    Last weekend I made my cat a Hissy Box - its a box with a small ...  moreLast weekend I made my cat a Hissy Box - its a box with a small hole in it and it has a mirror inside it. when the cat looks inside she sees her reflection and starts hissing at it - it keeps her amused for hours. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 31
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  • Did we just lose another member because of a grammer obsession?

    This morning I noticed that one of my AM friends account di...  moreThis morning I noticed that one of my AM friends account disappeared . My guess is she left because her comments about someone's  grammar Nitpicking were deleted. Some of my comments were deleted too ( the ones that are sung to the tune of the Mighty Mouse theme song)  and I was told it was because it went against the sites posting with respect rule. The person I am talking about has replied to a hundred or so of my posts and all but one  of them was to Nitpick at the grammar mistakes - that might not be against the sites rules but it certainly isn't sociable. Anyway I hope that person comes back. Cheers!  less
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  • Do you have a nickname for your pet?

    I sometimes call my cat Hissy B*t*h because she spends most of h...  moreI sometimes call my cat Hissy B*t*h because she spends most of her days in the window hissing at the cats that walk by. And I sometimes call my dog Copey because when someone comes over he goes around the car sniffing ever were including inside the wheel wells. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Did you hear about the guy that went to a $5 hooker and got crabs?

    Apparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the ho...  moreApparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the hooker to complain and she said - it was only $5 what did you expect lobster? Stole that joke from Seth Meyers. Cheers!  
    Last post by Randy D - July 24
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  • Have you seen Ivanka Trumps new dog?

    Its whiter then Pence and not surprizing a Siberian husky cross ...  moreIts whiter then Pence and not surprizing a Siberian husky cross - they called it Winter. In a interview Winter was asked what's it like living with the Kushner's and it said - ruff . Cheers!   
    Last post by Nanoose - July 21
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  • If you sleep on your stomach or side would you sleep on a Endy mattress?

    I sleep on my stomach and I could never sleep on a Endy mat...  moreI sleep on my stomach and I could never sleep on a Endy mattress because I would think that I'm doing something wrong. Endy mattress is one of Canada biggest bedding manufactures but I think their name is stupid because some people sleep on their side or their stomach so their endy wouldn't be on the mattress. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - July 20
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  • Whats in a name?

    Today on the news I heard that a lot of whales are showing signs...  moreToday on the news I heard that a lot of whales are showing signs of  developing Peanut head and  I thought oh how cute.  But it turns out that Peanut head isn't cute at all because it means that the whale is slowly dying of starvation.  So now I'm thinking that if they would of gave it a better name like Malnutrition head it would disturb more people and maybe they would try to fix the problem. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - July 10
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  • Did you see that fire at a firewoks store in North Carolina?

    I just saw a news clip about it - in a way it was kind of cool b...  moreI just saw a news clip about it - in a way it was kind of cool because it looked like a fireworks display but on the other hand its sad because somebody lost their business. Cheers!  
    Last post by my2cents - July 5
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  • Ever get embarest while buying a product?

    Before I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarr...  moreBefore I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarrassing because I figured the teller would assume I lived in a dirty house that attracted rats.  So I would tell the teller things like - I don't have a rat problem I'm just buying the rat poison for a new conversation piece for my coffee table. Cheers!  
    Last post by Merlin - July 2
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  • Ever watch the show How It's made?

    The show shows how things are made I find it interesting. Last n...  moreThe show shows how things are made I find it interesting. Last night they showed how to make a boomerang and I think I am going to see if I can make one. Cheers!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - July 2
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  • Just got back from a Canada day parade and heard my favorite song'

    In case your not sure what it is I posted it below. Cheers!O Can...  moreIn case your not sure what it is I posted it below. Cheers!O Canada! our home and native land!* True patriot-love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! And stand on guard, O Canada, We stand on guard for thee. O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada! where pines and maples grow, Great prairies spread, and lordly rivers flow. How dear to us thy broad domain, From East to Western sea. The land of hope for all who toil, The True North strong and free! O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada! beneath our shining skies, May stalwart sons, and gentle maidens rise. To keep thee steadfast through the years, From east to western sea, Our own beloved native land, Our true north strong and free! O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O...    less
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  • Soon I'll be singing the Fuget About It theme song with my son.

    15 years ago our youngest son had to get off the Rock (Vancouver...  more15 years ago our youngest son had to get off the Rock (Vancouver Island) so he moved to Saskatchewan but soon he will be moving back to BC were he belongs. Fuget About It is a pretty funny cartoon - I copied and pasted the theme below and it's sung with a Brooklyn mob family type of accent. Cheers!   
    Let me tell you something 'bout a friend of ours-a named Jimmy,
    A made-a wise guy and a capo with the Gambini.
    But when he found out that they’d be whackin’ uncle Cheech,
    He take-a the boss, he threw him from the nineteenth floor suite!
    Wasn’t much-a long 'til the mob all wants him dead,
    So Jimmy had no choice-a but to talk-a to all the Feds.
    The feds-a say they had to take him, use him as a pawn
    So he ratted out his friends and moved to Saskatchewan.
    Fugget About It,
    Fugget About It,
    Fugget About It,
    Oh, FUGGET ABOUT IT!  less
    Last post by Nanoose - June 30
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  • Got a favorite cooking show?

    Mine is Moose Meat and Marmalade. There are 2 cooks  on the...  moreMine is Moose Meat and Marmalade. There are 2 cooks  on the show one is a First Nation cook who cooks with wild game and wild plants in traditional First Nation methods. The second cooked in England with traditional English methods. On the show they travel around to remote areas in Canada and Europe and cook things that are traditional to that area. Cheers!  
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  • My mother wore Kiss Army boots.

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  • Got any jokes about youself?

    Once I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public....  moreOnce I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public. The Judge sentenced me to death by lethal injection -and I thought it was a pretty harsh sentence and figured he must be talking to somebody else so I pointed to myself and said - na - noose. Then the judge said OK have it your way and they took me out and hung me. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Maybe not removed from office but they should have to get their ...  moreMaybe not removed from office but they should have to get their lips bleached. Cheers! and happy weekend!  
    in Since a vast majority of republicans are trump kissers, should they also be removed from office? Are they that stupid? December 14, 2019 5:55 PM MST 1
  • Well I want my 2 Grandkids parents to try and look like the...  moreWell I want my 2 Grandkids parents to try and look like they believe me when I tell them that I did stick to the $50 per kid max and that I got it at a 991/2 percent off sale that's why it seems like so much for $50. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What do you want for Christmas? December 14, 2019 5:33 PM MST 1
  • I think its meant to be encouraging and also as healthy advice. ...  moreI think its meant to be encouraging and also as healthy advice. If you do the best you can and don't beat yourself up  thinking you could be doing better you won't get high blood pressure  from being stressed out. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in My fortune cookie said "Be kind to yourself. You're doing the best you can." Is that statement encouraging or depressing? December 14, 2019 4:40 PM MST 2
  • Ask Santa  to bring you a retractable boo boo bat for Chris...  moreAsk Santa  to bring you a retractable boo boo bat for Christmas then by the New year you could have Betty Davis eyes too. Actually BTO has a song called Don't Get Yourself In Trouble which are wise words to live by. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Do you like to sabotage all the things? December 14, 2019 3:35 PM MST 1
  • Not all the things just crake deals. Sometimes when I see d...  moreNot all the things just crake deals. Sometimes when I see dealers setting up in the park I poke a couple of eye holes in a newspaper and sit on a bench across from them and pretend I'm watching them then they get paranoid and go somewhere else. All the crake dealers think I'm a spy I got Betty Davies eyes. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Do you like to sabotage all the things? December 14, 2019 3:02 PM MST 1
  • You better not pout because Santa Claus is coming to town. Cheer...  moreYou better not pout because Santa Claus is coming to town. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in When is the last time you went to a comedy club? I’m going to one tonight, I don’t want to. At least there’s alcohol there, So that’s fine. December 14, 2019 1:12 PM MST 1
  • It was a long time ago it was before Red Green was Red Green bac...  moreIt was a long time ago it was before Red Green was Red Green back then he was in a musical/comedy group called Smith and Smith they were hilarious and entertaining. Cheers!  
    in When is the last time you went to a comedy club? I’m going to one tonight, I don’t want to. At least there’s alcohol there, So that’s fine. December 14, 2019 1:04 PM MST 2
  • Petticoat Junction?
    in Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.) December 14, 2019 12:44 PM MST 2
  • This will really age me but I remember when they made plast...  moreThis will really age me but I remember when they made plastic sheets that had a strip of green on the bottom - a strip of orange in the middle and a strip of blue on the top. You put the sheets over your TV screen and pretended you had a color TV. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.) December 14, 2019 12:05 PM MST 2
  • That means your old enough to remember the Micky Mouse theme son...  moreThat means your old enough to remember the Micky Mouse theme song and if you now watch the Late show you might have heard the new version - The Donald Trump Club March. Included a link to the vid in case you never saw it. Cheers and happy weekend! https://news.avclub.com/real-life-cartoon-donald-trump-gets-his-own-mickey-mous-1798252026  
    in Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.) December 14, 2019 11:55 AM MST 2
  • If you remember pay toilets maybe you have seen my poetry - Here...  moreIf you remember pay toilets maybe you have seen my poetry - Here I sit broken hearted paid a dime and only farted. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.) December 14, 2019 11:10 AM MST 4
  • TV channel changers that were bigger then a key board and they h...  moreTV channel changers that were bigger then a key board and they had a wire on them that connected to a converter box that was bigger then a VCR - guess VCR dates me too. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Can you think of something that existed in your lifetime that automatically ages you? Example: pay toilets.(Yes, I remember them.) December 14, 2019 11:07 AM MST 3
  • He's pointing out the direction to Michael Jackson's house....  moreHe's pointing out the direction to Michael Jackson's house. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Hello? Anybody HOOOOME? December 14, 2019 10:34 AM MST 2
  • If time was measured in KFC dinners how long ago would that scen...  moreIf time was measured in KFC dinners how long ago would that scene be - I figure 8000 KFC's ago. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Hello? Anybody HOOOOME? December 14, 2019 10:23 AM MST 2
  • I wonder if he reports on something bad Trump did and then he is...  moreI wonder if he reports on something bad Trump did and then he is asked why he speaks out against  the president he would say because the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the one. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    in One of our local TV stations hired a Vulcan as a news anchor. You don't believe me? Check out this pic. December 13, 2019 5:52 PM MST 2
  • Maybe it is my fault in a genetic sort of a way. A mushroom is m...  moreMaybe it is my fault in a genetic sort of a way. A mushroom is more related to a human then broccoli, yams or pineapples because mushrooms have more sets of chromosome that resemble  human chromosome. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in It's not your fault that you are born to be broccoli and not mushrooms or yams or pineapple. Should you be punished for that? December 13, 2019 4:15 PM MST 1
  • Petticoat Junction?
    in Who's body will Trump paste his head on next? December 13, 2019 3:58 PM MST 0
  • I think it will be a black person body along with the caption Tr...  moreI think it will be a black person body along with the caption Trump understands Afro Americans - or something like that. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Who's body will Trump paste his head on next? December 13, 2019 12:09 PM MST 0
  • Ya but maybe its medically impossible for Trump to have cosmetic...  moreYa but maybe its medically impossible for Trump to have cosmetic surgery until they invent a Liposuction machine that's capable of handling the amount and the type of fat in Trump. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    in Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body? December 13, 2019 12:02 PM MST 1
  • I saw the humor of him pasting his head on Greta's body it's lik...  moreI saw the humor of him pasting his head on Greta's body it's like he is pointing out that he is a little girly man. But for all we know he did it so that Putin would find him more attractive. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body? December 13, 2019 11:55 AM MST 2
  • Ya plus he probably has BO. Can you imaging what he looks like w...  moreYa plus he probably has BO. Can you imaging what he looks like without all his cheats - orange makeup, comb over. false teeth, girdle, ext. (I figure he wears a girdle and its too tight - that's why he stands the way he does - leaning way forward).   Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body? December 13, 2019 11:13 AM MST 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at December 13, 2019 11:13 AM MST
  • In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body ...  moreIn the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    in Do you think Donald Trump is ashamed of his body? December 13, 2019 10:38 AM MST 0
  • Today the Trump campaign pasted Trump's head on Gretta along wit...  moreToday the Trump campaign pasted Trump's head on Gretta along with the following message - When it comes to keeping his promises, there’s only one Person Of The Year.That's way crazy and petty. Included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-campaign-pastes-presidents-head-on-greta-thunbergs-body/  
    in 60 tweets and retweets this morning. Today another day for the twit who tweets bigly. Do he own stock in TWITTER? December 12, 2019 9:56 PM MST 1
  • I think Greta would float like a butterfly and sting like a bee ...  moreI think Greta would float like a butterfly and sting like a bee then she would work on Trumps ribs till she heard a crake or two. Cheers!  
    in If Greta and the Donald got into a fight who do you think would win? December 12, 2019 8:24 PM MST 3
  • I had to give up some of my Top Secrete information like my secr...  moreI had to give up some of my Top Secrete information like my secret hand singles that my dog responded to. Cheers!   
    in Men...other than sex, happiness and the will to live, what other things must you give up when you marry? December 12, 2019 12:46 PM MST 1
  • Maybe and maybe he got his heart hurt when that WW11 Japanize so...  moreMaybe and maybe he got his heart hurt when that WW11 Japanize solider fancied Ginger instead of him. Cheers!  
    in Got a suspicion about what really happend on Gilligan's Island? December 12, 2019 12:38 PM MST 1
  • Well as a doctor I figure the what's wrong with him is heavy exp...  moreWell as a doctor I figure the what's wrong with him is heavy exposure to lead which effected his brain. I figure that orange stuff Trump puts on his face comes from China and its full of unhealthy stuff. But as a parent I figure what's wrong with Trump is his upbringing and the people he met and hanged with. Yesterday Trump JR. took at shot at Greta and I'm sure Eric will chime in soon so what ever is wrong with Trump could be contagious or hereditary. Cheers!  
    in 60 tweets and retweets this morning. Today another day for the twit who tweets bigly. Do he own stock in TWITTER? December 12, 2019 12:23 PM MST 0
  • I suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to sp...  moreI suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to spy on Mary Ann and Ginger. Cheers!  
    in Got a suspicion about what really happend on Gilligan's Island? December 12, 2019 11:06 AM MST 0
  • The Hong Kong protesters also made it onto the short list for th...  moreThe Hong Kong protesters also made it onto the short list for the cover - I bet if they would of won Trump would of said something nasty about them even though a couple of weeks ago he was praising then. Cheers!  
    in The furiosity of demdonjohn is perfectly evidenced by his frantic tweets. More than 40 in one hour including attacking Greta Thunberg? December 12, 2019 10:39 AM MST 1
  • I think Melania not standing up for Greta goes against her Be Be...  moreI think Melania not standing up for Greta goes against her Be Best program. Greta is being her best at bringing awareness to Climate change and Governments doing nothing to stop it. I also don't think that reporter was attacking Barron he was pointing out that Trump isn't a King he is a President in a Country were democracy is the rule of the land. Cheers!  
    in Melania sez "children should be off limits" referring to her son Barron. The demdonjohn ATTACKED A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. Does Melania know? December 12, 2019 10:31 AM MST 2
  • At least Greta's anger is aimed at saving the World&nb...  moreAt least Greta's anger is aimed at saving the World but Trump's anger is  aimed at saving or benefiting himself. Cheers!  
    in 60 tweets and retweets this morning. Today another day for the twit who tweets bigly. Do he own stock in TWITTER? December 12, 2019 10:05 AM MST 1
  • It is but safety first - I would take the chain off my saw befor...  moreIt is but safety first - I would take the chain off my saw before I chased them (but I wouldn't tell them that). Cheers!  
    in I think it would be fun if_________________. December 11, 2019 9:24 PM MST 2
  • I think it would be fun if all  the Gloomy Guses who are al...  moreI think it would be fun if all  the Gloomy Guses who are always saying I wish I was dead were sent to my place. Then I would fire up my chainsaw  and herd them threw the stinging nettle patch until they scream I want to live. Cheers!  
    in I think it would be fun if_________________. December 11, 2019 6:08 PM MST 3
    This post was edited by Nanoose at December 11, 2019 6:08 PM MST
  • Might be too early to be calling me da man because sometimes cro...  moreMight be too early to be calling me da man because sometimes cross bred seeds aren't fertile or they produce a majority of male plants. I'll start to see if I might be the man in spring when I plant them and I'll know for sure in summer when I harvest and it's buzzy weed. Cheers!  
    in When was the last time you struck with surgical precision and what was struck by you? December 11, 2019 5:57 PM MST 1
  • The summer of 2019 the operation was  to cross pollinate a ...  moreThe summer of 2019 the operation was  to cross pollinate a single bud on a King Kush plant. Armed with a fine tipped paint brush, a  baggie, Duct tape and a bottle cap of Godfather OG pollen  I was able to successfully pollinate the one bud without effecting the other buds on the plant or the other plants in the area. Cheers!  
    in When was the last time you struck with surgical precision and what was struck by you? December 11, 2019 4:03 PM MST 2
  • Because adding a few facts/truths to a lie makes the lie se...  moreBecause adding a few facts/truths to a lie makes the lie seem more true. Cheers!  
    in When you tell half a truth you LIE. The donjohnLIAR occasionally does that. Why? December 11, 2019 1:44 PM MST 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at December 11, 2019 1:44 PM MST
  • A week or so ago Trump said - the only troops in Sadie Arabia ar...  moreA week or so ago Trump said - the only troops in Sadie Arabia are the ones protecting the oil - we took the oil - I took the oil and I can tell you there are 4 or 5 other places we have been in were we should of took the oil. That sounds like a dictatorship and with dictatorships genocides are bound to happen. Cheers!  
    in The Armenian Genocide came first. Then the HOLOCAUST which was much worse affecting Jewish people. WHADDABOUT LYNCHINGS? December 11, 2019 11:41 AM MST 1
  • One of my buddies met
    Roméo  Dallaire who was the he...  more    One of my buddies met
    Roméo  Dallaire who was the head of Canada's military in Rwanda during the genocide. When my buddy met him  
    Roméo Dallaire was going threw a mental breakdown and sleeping on park benches in Hamilton Ontario. The reason he was breaking down was  what he saw and heard in Rwanda and him having to obey orders and not interfere/help.  I bet if Rwanda had resources and it was a white country - Countries would of helped. Cheers!  
    in The Armenian Genocide came first. Then the HOLOCAUST which was much worse affecting Jewish people. WHADDABOUT LYNCHINGS? December 11, 2019 11:04 AM MST 2
  • What gets me is there are lots of paper trails or other solid pr...  moreWhat gets me is there are lots of paper trails or other solid proof that Trump lies but people will still say its a lie that he lies. Trump just tweeted that they weren't laughing at him at the NATO meeting they were just mad that he raised 530 billion for NATO. Trump didn't raise 530 billion the 530 billion is actually from a NATO agreement reached in 2014  so Trump lied and took credit for someone else's work. Big Time Gucci Dan Buford (a gangster) once said "My word is my rep" which meant that if he say's he's telling the truth or he isn't going to ripe you off or shoot you in the back you can believe him because he has the reputation to prove it. Trump has a reputation of lying so his word is a lie and I would take Big Time Gucci Dan Buford's word before I took Trump`s. Cheers!   less
    in So the 14,000 plus lies Demdon told so far are mounting. A full-time job but are the lies being CATEGORIZED into type nature species? December 11, 2019 10:16 AM MST 1
  • I'm a big believer in Human Capital - happy employs make a bette...  moreI'm a big believer in Human Capital - happy employs make a better product and it shows in their ice cream. I never worked for Chapman's  I just like given my business to BC company's. Cheers!    
    in What kind of ice cream? December 10, 2019 6:45 PM MST 1
  • I'm loyal to the Chapman's ice cream company because when their ...  moreI'm loyal to the Chapman's ice cream company because when their BC factory burnt down in the 60's they kept all the workers on pay roll until a new factory was built  Chapman's  makes lots of flavors my favorite is chocolate. Cheers!  
    in What kind of ice cream? December 10, 2019 6:38 PM MST 2
  • Yes back in the 50's you could say things like "Ward you were a ...  moreYes back in the 50's you could say things like "Ward you were a little ruff on the Beaver last night" and not be a porn site. Cheers!  
    in How come the GOP has not posted this one? Nancy Pelosi as MISS POLISH JOB. I am not kidding. December 10, 2019 6:11 PM MST 1
  • Ya I guess it had something to do with lube jobs. Found another ...  moreYa I guess it had something to do with lube jobs. Found another photo. Cheers! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nancy-pelosi-miss-lube-rack-1959/  
    in How come the GOP has not posted this one? Nancy Pelosi as MISS POLISH JOB. I am not kidding. December 10, 2019 6:05 PM MST 0
  • Maybe because when Pence saw the photo he blushed and his comple...  moreMaybe because when Pence saw the photo he blushed and his completion went from a Ghost white to a Ivory white and his wife/mother didn't like it.  I always thought of Nancy as a gal with a sexy voice nice to know she had nice gams too. Cheers!  
    in How come the GOP has not posted this one? Nancy Pelosi as MISS POLISH JOB. I am not kidding. December 10, 2019 5:33 PM MST 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at December 10, 2019 5:33 PM MST
  • He might of just done that. Today he tweeted a vid of his&n...  moreHe might of just done that. Today he tweeted a vid of his face superimposed on Thanos’ body in a scene from “Avengers: Endgame, The video comes from the climax in “Endgame,” where Thanos utters the line, “I am inevitable” before snapping his fingers while wearing the all-powerful Infinity Gauntlet. It then cuts to a short clip of Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats disintegrating into a cloud of dust while discussing the president’s impeachment. The crazy part is in the movie  Thanos is the one who is defeated and disintegrates into a cloud of smoke.  Cheers!   less
    in Got a Trump bet? December 10, 2019 4:41 PM MST 1
  • Timothy by the Buoys  it was about trapped miners who canni...  moreTimothy by the Buoys  it was about trapped miners who cannibalized Timothy. The year that song came out I was planning on moving to Manitoba to get a job in the mine so it almost made me not go. Cheers!   
    in What are some of the worst songs of the classic rock era. 50s-70s? December 10, 2019 4:01 PM MST 3
  • At least 10 feet tall and they will all have over exaggerated tr...  moreAt least 10 feet tall and they will all have over exaggerated trouser bulges. Cheers!  
    in In addition to his EGO WALL the don of john plans to have statues of himself erected in every state capitol. How tall? December 10, 2019 11:18 AM MST 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at December 10, 2019 11:18 AM MST
  • Ya those are all sure bets. That photo of Trump always turn...  moreYa those are all sure bets. That photo of Trump always turns my gut because its a photo of him making fun of a handicapped reporter. Years ago Canada looked at America as a big brother now because of Trump some of us are looking at America as a crazy and nasty uncle. Cheers!    
    in Got a Trump bet? December 10, 2019 11:13 AM MST 1
  • I bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweet...  moreI bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweets about Greta Thunberg because she made it onto the short list of contenders for Time magazines 2019 person of the year. He will also probably tweet about Megan Rapinoe  because she was named Sports Person of the year. Cheers!   
    in Got a Trump bet? December 10, 2019 10:43 AM MST 0
  • A very wise pair of identical twins once said "its hard to tell ...  moreA very wise pair of identical twins once said "its hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you so try to think of your self as I see you". So I figure a person doesn't truly know who they are if they don't conceder what other people see them as.  Cheers!   
    in Once you finally see yourself as "ithers see ya" it can be more than a bit unsettling upsetting. Time to step back and rethink yathink? December 10, 2019 9:49 AM MST 1
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