I have only had one surgical procedure when I was 7 or so - one of my familly jewels didin't drop. It was so long ago that they used ether to put people to sleep. Cheers and happy weekend!
Today I heard that Canada is going to extend the border closer until the end of July and no one is getting in unless they can prove that they had 2 shots so I was glad to hear that. A couple of days ago Trump was saying that Canada is very mean to t... moreToday I heard that Canada is going to extend the border closer until the end of July and no one is getting in unless they can prove that they had 2 shots so I was glad to hear that. A couple of days ago Trump was saying that Canada is very mean to the US I bet us not opening the border has something to do with it. As of next week every one in my familly will be fully vacinated. Cheers and happy weekend!
I still wear a mask and I will be getting my second shot on Tuesday but I think I am still going to wear a mask and keep away from other people because this new strain scares me. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well on a field trip to Point Pelee I had the unexpected surprise of meeting Mr. Keleyopey from The Bozo shown (he was the guy that played the piano). Cheers and happy weekend!
Not sure if the date is accurate or not that's why to be on the safe side I celebrat the regular Christmas on December 25th and Ukrain Christmas that is a few weeks later. Cheers!
I do but if people want to know what Canadians are really like I suggest the songs - "Oh Canada (two)" and 'Inner Ninja" both by Classified Feet. Cheers and happy weekend!
Pretty sure he would pass it. We don't really know if Trump passed the test we had to take Dr. Ronnie's word for it and Dr. Ronnie was the guy that claimed Trump was only 228 pounds. Cheers and happy weekend!
Maybe but if he does take it I don't think he will brag about passing it and claim how difficult of a test it was for months like Trump did. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well to tell you the truth it is not the Island that is tropical it is just the central part of the Island that is tropical. Because of the mountains and the Straight Of Georgia we have our own little micro climate happing. And in case you don't know... moreWell to tell you the truth it is not the Island that is tropical it is just the central part of the Island that is tropical. Because of the mountains and the Straight Of Georgia we have our own little micro climate happing. And in case you don't know surfs up in Tofino (the west side of the Island). Cheers
I was just thinking there is a few things people don't do anymore when they smoke weed like sticking the whole joint in their mouth before they smoked it because they figured it would help the joint burn even and people don't eat the joint roach anym... moreI was just thinking there is a few things people don't do anymore when they smoke weed like sticking the whole joint in their mouth before they smoked it because they figured it would help the joint burn even and people don't eat the joint roach anymore and claim it was like the cherry on top of the cake. Cheers!
Maybe the next thing that will make us chuckle is when Trump starts doing rally's and doing his YMCA dance again he looks pretty ridicules and uncordinated when he dances. Cheers!
In most Countries in the World it is illegal for a hacker to hack inside or outside their Country. But in Russia there is no laws against a hacker - hacking a person, a business or a institution outside of Russia the only time hacking is illegal... moreIn most Countries in the World it is illegal for a hacker to hack inside or outside their Country. But in Russia there is no laws against a hacker - hacking a person, a business or a institution outside of Russia the only time hacking is illegal in Russia is if the hacker - hacks a person, a business or a institution inside of Russia. So I think the World has to get Russia to change their hacking laws. Cheers!
Not when I was a child but as an adult a friend of the familly would tell us about his days as a Canadian Merchant Marine during World War 2. One of the things he told us was that because he wasn't on a millitary ship they could only have one rifIe ... moreNot when I was a child but as an adult a friend of the familly would tell us about his days as a Canadian Merchant Marine during World War 2. One of the things he told us was that because he wasn't on a millitary ship they could only have one rifIe and the rifle they gave them was a short barrow 303 - you think that they would of a least of giving them a long barrow 303. His ship did't always have millitary protection so I think they should of been aloud to weld some deck guns to the ship to give them a fighting chance. Cheers! less
Today I had to go into town for the first time since I heard the good news and it was nice knowing the chances of me coming in contact with someone that has the coronavirus is getting slimmer. Canada is also in the process of buying a bunch of shots... moreToday I had to go into town for the first time since I heard the good news and it was nice knowing the chances of me coming in contact with someone that has the coronavirus is getting slimmer. Canada is also in the process of buying a bunch of shots and sending them to poor countries so another 3 cheers for Canada. Cheers!
The most disgusting smirk I saw on Putin was when he had a meeting with Trump - the press asked Trump if he was going to tell Putin not to interfere in the election Trump smirked and told Putin not to interfere in the election and ... moreThe most disgusting smirk I saw on Putin was when he had a meeting with Trump - the press asked Trump if he was going to tell Putin not to interfere in the election Trump smirked and told Putin not to interfere in the election and Putin smirked and said OK. Cheers!
Because it is in our jeans - I mean genes. Acually I really don't know why it is like that could be a social in printing thing - when some men get together there is a lot of talk about what they would like to do to every woman that walks by them. Cheers!
One of my son's is a Trump supporter - it breaks my heart and I often wonder were I went wrong. I also know a couple who liked Trump because Trump made their comercial fishing buisness a lot of money when he had that trade war thing with China... moreOne of my son's is a Trump supporter - it breaks my heart and I often wonder were I went wrong. I also know a couple who liked Trump because Trump made their comercial fishing buisness a lot of money when he had that trade war thing with China. Chinise sea food buisnesses didn't want to deal with the Trump BS so they looked for new suppliers in Canada. Cheers!
That's true but we don't have the smallest population in the World and we are still ahead of Countries that have a much smaller population then us. Part of the reason we are ahead is because we don't have as many people against getting the shot they figur... moreThat's true but we don't have the smallest population in the World and we are still ahead of Countries that have a much smaller population then us. Part of the reason we are ahead is because we don't have as many people against getting the shot they figure by July there will only be 5% of Canadians that will refuse it. Cheers!
Trump probally dosn't have the money to buy a major publishing house anymore because most of his buisness are losing money and I don't think anyone is going to give him a loan. He is also going to have a hard time finding a decent ghost writter beca... moreTrump probally dosn't have the money to buy a major publishing house anymore because most of his buisness are losing money and I don't think anyone is going to give him a loan. He is also going to have a hard time finding a decent ghost writter because he stiffed the last guy that wrote a book for. Cheers!
No Q is not dead the reason you have not heard from him is because he has been prety busy eating buckets of KFC and crashing memorial services. Cheers!
I think the odds of that happening get better every day. Trump has been saying he is writing the book of all books and most of the major publishing houses are saying that they won't touch it because they know it will be full of falsehoods and there will b... moreI think the odds of that happening get better every day. Trump has been saying he is writing the book of all books and most of the major publishing houses are saying that they won't touch it because they know it will be full of falsehoods and there will be nothing new in it - it will be the same old same old that we heard for the last 4 years. Cheers!
If humans could traval at Warp Speed ever time a ship tried to reach Warp Speed with Donald Trump on board Scotty would be saying - the engines can'take take it captain. Cheers!
Yeah that was a great album too. A few years ago he had a back to school comercial in it 2 of his kids were talking about how cool it was that school was out for ever then Alice steps up and says - not for ever just for the summer then he take... moreYeah that was a great album too. A few years ago he had a back to school comercial in it 2 of his kids were talking about how cool it was that school was out for ever then Alice steps up and says - not for ever just for the summer then he takes them shopping for school supplies. Cheers!
I was talking to a couple of kids yesturday about summer v... moreI was talking to a couple of kids yesturday about summer vacation and they are really really stoked about it. They were telling me about all the things they want to do and I didn't have the heart to tell them that there isn't enough hours in a day to do all those things. Cheers!
Mind Your Own Business by Delta 5 has a lot of questions in it. ... moreMind Your Own Business by Delta 5 has a lot of questions in it. In case you never heard it -it goes like this.
Can I have a taste of your ice cream?Can I lick the crumbs from your table?Can I interfere in your crisis?
No, mind your own businessNo, mind your own business
Can I have a taste of your ice cream? (No)Can I lick the crumbs from your table? (No)Can I interfere in your crisis?
No, mind your own businessNo, mind your own business
Can you hear those people behind me?Looking at your feelings inside meListen to the distance between usWhy don't you mind your own business?Why don't you mind your own business?
Can you hear those people behind me?Looking at your feelings inside meListen to the distance between usWhy don't you mind your own business?Why don't you mind your own business?
Can I have a taste of your ice cream?Can I…
Can I have a taste of your ice cream?Can I lick the crumbs from your table?Can I interfere in your crisis?
No, mind your own businessNo, mind your own business
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You will never guess so I will just tell you it was this guy. Th... moreYou will never guess so I will just tell you it was this guy. The Snow Birds are Canada's Military Aerobatics team and they usally come to the Island once a year to practice for their air shows. They wern't here last year because of the coronaviris so I am hoping that seeing them today means they will be having a air show this July 1st. Cheers!
5 people in Ohio will have a chance to win a million... more5 people in Ohio will have a chance to win a million dollars each - all they have to do to enter is get the vaccine. I think it will encourage a lot of people to get the vaccine and Ohio will be the first State to reach heard inmuinity. Cheers and happy weekend!
I am because Elon Musk is going to be the guest host. I'm hoping... moreI am because Elon Musk is going to be the guest host. I'm hoping Bernie Sanders will make a surprise visit and give Elon his 1% speech. Cheers and happy weekend!
The earth is 70% water so there is a good chance that it w... moreThe earth is 70% water so there is a good chance that it will crash into a body of water. But I got my fingers crossed that it will crash into Mar-A-Logo but only if before it hits Mar-A-logo gets avauated because of a bedbug infestation or black mold so no one gets hurt. Cheers and happy weekend!
I got my first shot 5 days ago and I already think I am fee... moreI got my first shot 5 days ago and I already think I am feeling better physically and I know I am feeling better mentally. Before I got my shot I always worried that I was going to get the virus or that I had the virus. A few times I had a bad hair day and I thought maybe it was because I had the coronavirus. I know that I won't be fully protected until I get my second shot but it is a comfort knowing that after a year I can finally see a end to the coronavirus worries. Cheers!
I do because Yahoo answers is shutting down so some of the membe... moreI do because Yahoo answers is shutting down so some of the members will probabally show up here. Cheers!
After 100 days as President Biden played his first game of golf ... moreAfter 100 days as President Biden played his first game of golf on the weekend but Trump played a game of golf almost every week. Every time Trump golfed the secret service had to rent golf carts and rooms from him - in 100 days Trump played 12 to 16 games of golf were Biden only played one so his golfing expenses to the American tax payers is one 12th to one 16th of what Trump's golfing cost American tax payers. Cheers!
I just heard on Fox news that there is 5 wild monkeys on the loo... moreI just heard on Fox news that there is 5 wild monkeys on the loose in Ohio and since Element hasn't been here in a day or so I am getting a little worried that the monkeys got him. Cheers and happy weekend!
New York just approved legalizing cannabis and I think it will b... moreNew York just approved legalizing cannabis and I think it will be the best thing to happen to New York since apple pie. Cheers!
I usally do like yesterday my wife suggested that I cut my toena... moreI usally do like yesterday my wife suggested that I cut my toenails and I said - no way I need them long in case I get in a fight. Cheers and happy weekend!
On the fist day of the spring equinox you can take a raw eg... moreOn the fist day of the spring equinox you can take a raw egg and stand it on its end so easily it is almost like magic. You can also do it on the first day of the fall equinox but it isn't as easy. In the Northern hemisphere the spring equinox stats tomorrow. Cheers and happy weekend!
In a statement issued from his home at Mar-a-Lago Trump ripped B... moreIn a statement issued from his home at Mar-a-Lago Trump ripped Biden for spewing a stream of words that were often three or four syllables. Reeling off a list of the offensively long words in Biden’s speech Trump singled out hyperbole, administer and effective. This should never be allowed to happen in this country he said. No one knows what these words mean and no one will ever know Trump said. I think Americans should be insulted that Trump thinks so little about their intelligence. Cheers!
Don Jr. just went on a rant about how he can't belive that... moreDon Jr. just went on a rant about how he can't belive that people fire people through twitter instead of having the guts to fire them in person. He was ranting about a football teams cheerleaders finding out on twitter that there will be changes made to the cheerleaders squad - of course he had his facts wrong and forgot that his dad fired a few people by twitter instead of having the guts to do it in person. Cheers!
The toy company that makes Mr. Potato Head has decided to give i... moreThe toy company that makes Mr. Potato Head has decided to give it a gender neutral name and start marketing it as Potato Head - I think it is kind of silly. Cheers and happy weekend!
Yesterday Fox News talked about Joe Biden's dog saying things li... moreYesterday Fox News talked about Joe Biden's dog saying things like it looked like it could use a bath and it was ugly. To me it looks like a fine animal and I bet it would take a bullet for Biden but Fox news still had to spend 2 minuets bad mouthing it. I really think it will come back to bite them because a lot of dog lovers will start thinking that Fox news is all bark and no bite. Cheers!
It is about crazy stunts that people do and they explain how the... moreIt is about crazy stunts that people do and they explain how the laws of physics made the stunt go wrong or right. Cheers!
I would like to phone Trump up on April 1st and say - Hell... moreI would like to phone Trump up on April 1st and say - Hello this is Brad Raffensper we found the votes you were looking for. Then when Trump say's thats great say April Fools. Cheers!
I think I will and maybe my son will too because of the Christma... moreI think I will and maybe my son will too because of the Christmas lie we concocted up a couple of days ago. Our son and his wife brought our Grandkids over so we could watch them sit in the back of their SUV and open the Christmas presents we got them. Because of coronaviris restrictions that could of got us a $2000 fine so we concocted up a lie to get our story straight. Droping off food supplies is permitted so if the police showed up my son was going to tell them he was dropping off milk and potatoes. And just in case they seperated us and asked questions to see if our stories matched we were going to tell them the potatoes were Yukon gold and it was a 4 liter jug of Homo milk (we call homogenized milk Homo milk in Canada). Cheers and happy holidays! less
Yesturday we found out that we won a new bed and they will be de... moreYesturday we found out that we won a new bed and they will be delivering it today or tomorrw. It is a pretty good bed it has coil springs and memory foam so we are looking at it as a surprise Christmas gift. Extra cool part about it is we didn't enter the contest our son and his wife put our name in the contest box so it is nice knowing that they are always thinking about us. Cheers and happy holidays!
I would like to but I spent all my money on Christmas preasents ... moreI would like to but I spent all my money on Christmas preasents for my Grandkids. All the money they raise will go to charity and I think the highest bid is over a million dollars. Just in case you think that it might be a waste of money I will add that the charity is not the Trump foundation charity so you can bet your money will go to a worthy cause (the Trump's miss used their foundation money in the past). Cheers and happy weekend!
I bought one today and it's way cool. It projects a million litt... moreI bought one today and it's way cool. It projects a million little lights on the side of the house and in the trees. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think he has already started and he destroyed the Resolute des... moreI think he has already started and he destroyed the Resolute desk in the Oval Office and that's why he was sitting at that tiny desk when he gave his last press converance. Cheers and happy weekend!
A Christmas Der Der tube is a festivaly decurated empty TP roll ... moreA Christmas Der Der tube is a festivaly decurated empty TP roll and it is used to annouce special Christmas events like the arrival of Christmas guest or the opening of a new box of Christmas chocolates. A Christmas Der Der tube is played by placing the tube over the lips and shouting out - der der - da der der - der der. A experienced Der Der tube player can achieve a reverb sound by gently and rapidly karate chopping their neck while saying - der der - da der der - der der. Cheers and happy weekend! less
I think it will be a dance studio that teaches people how to dan... moreI think it will be a dance studio that teaches people how to dance without moving their feet. Cheers!
She has already said F Christmas but she might still decor... moreShe has already said F Christmas but she might still decorate the WH. This year she might add a new Manger and the 3 wise men will look like the Proud Boys and baby Jesus will look like Donald Trump. Cheers!
Mine is - Obama was a 2 term president you were only one - Obama... moreMine is - Obama was a 2 term president you were only one - Obama was a 2 term presedent you were only one - Obama was a 2 term president you were only one. Cheers!
I figure if Trump loses he will demand that his supporters riot ... moreI figure if Trump loses he will demand that his supporters riot and do what ever they can to get rid of Biden and his supoorters. Cheers!
For the last week I have been sorting out my Christmas dec... moreFor the last week I have been sorting out my Christmas decorations and today I found my dogs felt deer antlers and put them on him to make sure they still fit. It is one of those felt deer antler head bands that people wear on top of their head and tape it to his collar. He is looking pretty festive right now so it is beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Cheers!
My dog once attacked a pitbull that was trying to ge... moreMy dog once attacked a pitbull that was trying to get our cat but when it comes to his food he won't let the cat near it and he will chase her away. Cheers!
One of mine is I can't watch a cartoon character sing whenever a... moreOne of mine is I can't watch a cartoon character sing whenever a cartoon character starts singing I fast forward or switch channels. Cheers!
I was just looking at some photos of Trump doing work well he wa... moreI was just looking at some photos of Trump doing work well he was in the hospital but the paper he was signing looked blank and the binders on his desk looked empty. So I think he was working hard at trying to fool Americans that he is always working for them and fit for duty. Cheers!
I have been thinking that if Trump refuses to leave office Russi... moreI have been thinking that if Trump refuses to leave office Russia might figure that Trump will be too busy whinning to launch a counter strike so they will strike well they can. I think there is only a 18 minute window to decide if a counter strike should be launched and if Trump locks himself in a room at the WH they might not be able to get the launch codes to him or because Trump figures Putin is his freind he might figure it is just a trick to get him out of office. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Last week the Trump Make America Great Again committee put out a... moreLast week the Trump Make America Great Again committee put out a new support our troops add. The add features the slogan Support Our Troops and it has the silhouettes of 3 soldiers and 3 fighter jets flying above them. The 3 fighter jets are Russian MIG-29 and the soldiers are carring Russian AK-74 assault rifles. Seems a little scary to me so I am going to buy a few more clips for my portable nail gun in case those troops try to invade Vancouver Island. Cheers!
One of the things I find funny around here is when one of the gr... moreOne of the things I find funny around here is when one of the grammer police swoop in to tell a member that they made a mistake by using the word who instead of whom. I usally only hang out with the common folk but because I am filthy rich from being in the canabis biz I sometimes rub elbows with high society people. I have been to opras and fancy parties were they serve cucumber sandwhiches and I have never heard anyone use the word whom instead of who. The only person I have ever heard use the word whom was Thurston Howell the 2nd from Gilligan's Island and that was just a comedy show. Cheers! less
10 years ago I abandoned my diabolical plan to become ... more10 years ago I abandoned my diabolical plan to become a famous rock stars gardner. My diabolical plan was to gather a bunch of Popper weed seeds. Then on a night with a full moon I was going to put on my ninja suit - hop in my ninja raft and go over to Randy Bachman's Island and saturate all his flower beds with the popper weed seeds. Then before I hoped into my ninja raft to go back home I was going to put one of my grounds keeper buisness cards on the community bulitin board. I was going to keep doing the same thing a few more times hoping Randy Bachman would fire his gardner for not taking care of his gardens and call me. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Mine was a 10 because I cut back and shaped about 50 lavender sh... moreMine was a 10 because I cut back and shaped about 50 lavender shrubs that just finished flowering so the yard smelled real nice. The lavender scent and lavender oils stuck to my clothes and skin so now that I am home I'm like a talking room air freshener. Cheers!
Even though people don't breath in your face when you are in a C... moreEven though people don't breath in your face when you are in a Conga line I don't think I would join in. Cheers and happy weekend!
I'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around he... moreI'm starting to see signs that it will be a early Fall around here. The Alder trees have started dropping leaves, the grasshoppers are almost full grown and the bullrushes are done growing and have started to split open. Usally those things don't start untill the end of August so I figure it will be a early fall and a early winter. Cheers!
Today I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it wi... moreToday I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer I will pause for a few seconds then say - my dog dosn't have worms I just want a box of de wormer for a coffee table conversation piece. Cheers and happy weekend!
I have a flowering bamboo plant that was giving to me by a frein... moreI have a flowering bamboo plant that was giving to me by a freind of the familly over 20 years ago. When she gave it to me it was just a twig but now it is a fair size tree that attracts millions of orchard bees every year. The lady passed on years ago but I often think about her when I'm around the plant so it's priceless to me. Cheers!
Last night we were having a few lol's about a new Canadian... moreLast night we were having a few lol's about a new Canadian sport called Hockeybaseball then a few minutes later those replies disappeared as well as all the other replies she had made on other members posts. Her profile was still there but I got a feeling she left again. Cheers and happy weekend!
Fauci got to throw out the first pitch of the US baseball ... moreFauci got to throw out the first pitch of the US baseball season and I don't think I could of done any better. But I bet Trump will have something snarky to say about it and throw in a little bragging well he is at it. I figure Trump will say something like - I watched Fauci throw out the first pitch and I sure hope he is a better scientist then he is a ball player. Then Trump will probably say something ridiculous like if he got to throw out the ball there would be some pepper on it and the catcher would say he never had a ball come at him so fast and hard. Cheers and happy weekend ! less
I'm planing on moving to Russia to gather incriminating informat... moreI'm planing on moving to Russia to gather incriminating information on Donald Trump and leaking it to the press before the next election. But I'm a little afraid that because of my Better Davis eyes all the boys in the KGB will think I'm a spy and toss me out of a window. Cheers!
Today I saw about 30 motor bikers in a group riding&... moreToday I saw about 30 motor bikers in a group riding threw Parksville. A few of them were flashing their colors which showed they were from the mainland so I got the feeling that they were here for a biker war/take over of the Island drug buisness. They were stopped at a light while I was walking across the street while eating a cheese burger - a few of them were staring at me and I was going to say - what are you staring at but I thought that would be double trouble - eating a un healthy burger and mouthing off to bikers. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Today I heard about all the home and car breakins in Parks... moreToday I heard about all the home and car breakins in Parksville and I started thinking about the song Little Robbers by the Motels. In case you never heard it - it goes a little something like this - little robbers are on my mind little robbers going steal you blind if you don't watch out. Take my suitcase from my back put it down and it don't come back. - little robbers. Little robbers are every where little robbers they don't care little robbers just sit there and go ya ya ya they go ya ya ya they go ya ya YA. Cheers! less
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