The hood of a double axle 1/2 ton pickup truck, It hit me and I was pretty proud of big impression I left in the hood plus I just had to walk it off but the truck had to go to the shop.. Cheers!
I used to work in a nickel mine and I used to shut my light off and sit in total darkness. It was quite enjoyable until I started whistling a song that was top of the charts - the song was Timothy and it was about a miner who got cann... moreI used to work in a nickel mine and I used to shut my light off and sit in total darkness. It was quite enjoyable until I started whistling a song that was top of the charts - the song was Timothy and it was about a miner who got cannibalised by his crew. Cheers!
I think at first it would be similar to sprinkling baby powder on an ant hill. When you do that the powder gets on the ants antennas and they can't communicate or receive direction. So they run around bumping into each other and falling off th... moreI think at first it would be similar to sprinkling baby powder on an ant hill. When you do that the powder gets on the ants antennas and they can't communicate or receive direction. So they run around bumping into each other and falling off the ant hill - luckily their not hurt because of their external skeleton but still it's got to be pretty freaky for the ants. Cheers!
Well in the 60's my family and I were caught in the middle of a race riot in Detroit - the slogan of the day was kill whity so it was pretty scary until a large black lady got in front of us and let the people who wanted to bash our heads i... moreWell in the 60's my family and I were caught in the middle of a race riot in Detroit - the slogan of the day was kill whity so it was pretty scary until a large black lady got in front of us and let the people who wanted to bash our heads in know they would have to get through her first. So what I think is Trump might want a race war but he is not going to get it because there is millions and millions of people of both colors who have evolved to think like that lady and they no longer see things as black and white - they see things as black white and orange so they know who their fight is truly with. Going to add that Gordon Lightfoot has a song about the Detroit race riots called Black Day In July - it's pretty groovy plus it contains a lot of food for thought. Cheers! less
I do my buddy Jim he goes on and on about everything. If you ask him for directions he will add things that won't help you get there - like how he once saw a three legged dog at a truck stop not too far from there. Then he will give a bit ... moreI do my buddy Jim he goes on and on about everything. If you ask him for directions he will add things that won't help you get there - like how he once saw a three legged dog at a truck stop not too far from there. Then he will give a bit of directions then he goes back to talking about the French fries at the truck stop or something. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well then as a psychology Nazi I have to point out that by focusing on the little things you are missing out on the big picture and not really contributing to the question
To criticise or not to criticise in a constructive way that is the real question. If a person is using criticism to hurt someone or something in their Country it's not very patriotic but if they use criticism to help someone or something i... moreTo criticise or not to criticise in a constructive way that is the real question. If a person is using criticism to hurt someone or something in their Country it's not very patriotic but if they use criticism to help someone or something in their Country then their a hero and a patriot. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well even that Bald eagle in the Oval office seemed to know that that other guy wasn't as patriotic as he made out to be (it didn't seem to like Trump). There is a vid of Trump singing America The Beautiful on ... moreWell even that Bald eagle in the Oval office seemed to know that that other guy wasn't as patriotic as he made out to be (it didn't seem to like Trump). There is a vid of Trump singing America The Beautiful on the White house lawn and he didn't seem to know the words (I'm Canadian and I know the words). The NFL kneeling thing had something to do with them gathering on the White house lawn so Trump could of at least learnt the words to show he is patriotic. Cheers and happy weekend! less
No I would create an algebra problem that people could try to solve and if they do solve it they would find the true meaning of life themselves. Cheers!
I saw her on a talk show the other day and one of the things she said was - if I get in a fight with a bear you better pray for the bear. That's street talk and I bet she has been in a few fights and won most of them. So I figure if Trump doesn... moreI saw her on a talk show the other day and one of the things she said was - if I get in a fight with a bear you better pray for the bear. That's street talk and I bet she has been in a few fights and won most of them. So I figure if Trump doesn't want to get his pride hurt he better throw in the towel. As far as the chances of her life being in danger goes - it increases every time Donald Trump bad mouths her. Killing her won't solve the problem because she is a smart lady and has probably arranged to have the tapes released if she is killed. As far as who is going to win this one goes - it will be truth justice and the American way. Cheers! less
Well if I am expecting a call I usually sit next to the phone and stare at it (so I don't miss the call). To pass the time I will sing theme songs from 60's and 70's TV series like - the Beverly Hilbillies and Gilligan's Island. But I ... moreWell if I am expecting a call I usually sit next to the phone and stare at it (so I don't miss the call). To pass the time I will sing theme songs from 60's and 70's TV series like - the Beverly Hilbillies and Gilligan's Island. But I sing them in my head so people don't think I'm crazy or an old Fuddy Duddy. Cheers!
I would watch him because once he started doing cartwheels his extra body weight and the force of Inertia would continue to flip flop him all the way to Mexico. Cheers!
A tree topper- they climb up a 200 foot tree in a couple of minutes then start cutting with a razor sharp chain saw well the tree is swaying around in the wind. I'd be too scared to do that job. Cheers!
Ya that's one of the convenience's and simple pleasures of being a male. But sometimes I will sign my wife's name so visitors won't think I'm a pig. Cheers!
I can't speak for the rest of us but I know in a years time when Trump is out of office I will pat myself on the back then forget about him and move on starting with a vacation in Jamaica (I've worked pretty hard at insulting him so I nee... moreI can't speak for the rest of us but I know in a years time when Trump is out of office I will pat myself on the back then forget about him and move on starting with a vacation in Jamaica (I've worked pretty hard at insulting him so I need the vacation). Cheers!
No I think she has already heard the tape and she knows it will soon be released so there is no sense denying it and the White house already has a story that justifies it. Cheers!
Omarose Manigoult says she once walked into the Oval office and saw Donald Trump eating a piece of paper. I don't think she was worried because she knew it was the healthiest thing Trump ever ate. (stole that joke from Jimmy Kimble) Cheers!
Well it's a female cat so she probably watches me and thinks - he never takes me hunting anymore. Awhile back we started getting overrun with field mice so I always took my cat with me when I cleaned up the things the mice hid under. Cheers!
Well the people of the Mickmaq First Nation have a word for that it's - ansuite'lmatl. And it means - feel sorry for - and or - feel bad about. Cheers!
Well I'm kind of a a ninja so I would be a ninja turtle for my 3 year old Grandson . When the child gets around 10 I'd switch characters and become the Cape. The Cape fought crime with a magic cape and the fighting skills he learned ... moreWell I'm kind of a a ninja so I would be a ninja turtle for my 3 year old Grandson . When the child gets around 10 I'd switch characters and become the Cape. The Cape fought crime with a magic cape and the fighting skills he learned from some circus people. Cheers!
I was a Floor Walker for a few years at a K-mart store so I can spot a shoplifter from 5 isles away. Now a days I don't have any authority but I still try to detour a person from stealing and have a little bit of fun at the same time. Like if it's a... moreI was a Floor Walker for a few years at a K-mart store so I can spot a shoplifter from 5 isles away. Now a days I don't have any authority but I still try to detour a person from stealing and have a little bit of fun at the same time. Like if it's a drug user that's in the grocery store to steal I'll go up to them and whisper - the Sudzy is isle 3 - sudsy is a cleaning product they use to make crake or meth - it's usually enough to make them paranoid and leave the store. If it's a guy in the meat department trying to steal meat I'll go over to them and whisper - I bet because of your tiny package you could fit 5 steaks down your pants. - it's usually enough to embarrass them and leave the store. If they do steal something and they are heading for the door I will let an employee know. I've been shopping at the same grocery store for 25 years - they have always given me good service so I don't like to see them getting ripped off. Cheers! less
Not a full blow mental illness but some pretty bad depression. That was 20 years ago and thankfully I'm now a happy man but I still am very carful not to let things bug me too much these days. Cheers!
Yikes - hope there rot an advanced sleeper cell of babushkas wearing Storm Troopers. Also hoping that you are confusing a Ukrainian babushkas for a Russian babushkas because if they are Ukrainian they would likely help protect your hood i... moreYikes - hope there rot an advanced sleeper cell of babushkas wearing Storm Troopers. Also hoping that you are confusing a Ukrainian babushkas for a Russian babushkas because if they are Ukrainian they would likely help protect your hood if the Russians attack it. There is a dangerous but reliable text that you could use to find out if their Ukrainian or Russian. If you were to ask them if they would like to come over to your house for a pierogii dinner a Russian spy would likely say - da. But a Ukrainian would say - what's that (because they call pierogiis - Pettahay).. Cheers) less
Not only do I watch earthlings I pay money to do it. Sometimes I will pay a fare so I can watch how earthlings behave getting from point A to point B. Or I will go to the mall to watch them - it doesn't cost money to go to the mall - but since I sta... moreNot only do I watch earthlings I pay money to do it. Sometimes I will pay a fare so I can watch how earthlings behave getting from point A to point B. Or I will go to the mall to watch them - it doesn't cost money to go to the mall - but since I started watching earthlings at the mall I have developed a side effect of craving mini donuts. I like watching human behavior. Cheers!.
In a sense I've already taking many bullets for my dog - sometimes when he expels air and someone say's he stinks I'll say - um that was me. But I wouldn't take bullet for him and I think he would understand because he heard me promi... moreIn a sense I've already taking many bullets for my dog - sometimes when he expels air and someone say's he stinks I'll say - um that was me. But I wouldn't take bullet for him and I think he would understand because he heard me promise my Granddaughter that I will be around to do the Robot at her wedding so he wouldn't want to jeopardise that. Cheers!
A division is 10 to 20 thousand solders plus they have a bit of light armor. A platoon is 50 to 100 solders with 1 to 3 machine guns and a rocket launcher or 2. So since they would be on your turf you could probably easily handle a plato... moreA division is 10 to 20 thousand solders plus they have a bit of light armor. A platoon is 50 to 100 solders with 1 to 3 machine guns and a rocket launcher or 2. So since they would be on your turf you could probably easily handle a platoon or 2. Cheers!
I like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of the county buskins in my area but in reality they could probably do it with 3 Platoons. But whenever they least expected it we would still send a flaming tractor their way or drop Doug... moreI like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of the county buskins in my area but in reality they could probably do it with 3 Platoons. But whenever they least expected it we would still send a flaming tractor their way or drop Douglas firs on their camp. Cheers!.
Children should be protected/shielded from hate speech because childhood is the impressionable years. Not sure what age a kid should be to hear anything maybe 35 would be safe. Cheers!
Well I can find any song I want on youtube but there is a type of alblum I'd love to hear - one that is recorded at 45 RPM speed - very nice sound quality. Falco recorded all his albums that way - would love to hear his album that has Der Commissione... moreWell I can find any song I want on youtube but there is a type of alblum I'd love to hear - one that is recorded at 45 RPM speed - very nice sound quality. Falco recorded all his albums that way - would love to hear his album that has Der Commissioner. Cheers and happy weekend!
Is that because you both will go the extra mile to find justice or because you both build boats in your basement or because you both believe that the Navy gets all the steak and the Army gets all the beans? Cheers and happy weekend!
It might be a different ball game if it's a treason charge - Pence might not have the power to pardon Trump if Trump is a known threat to National security. Even if he does have the power I don't think he will because his wife despises Trump and she ... moreIt might be a different ball game if it's a treason charge - Pence might not have the power to pardon Trump if Trump is a known threat to National security. Even if he does have the power I don't think he will because his wife despises Trump and she will tell him not to - Pence calls his wife Mother and little boys always listen to their mommy. Cheers and happy weekend!
She was pretty good but I think her role would not of been so believable if she didn't have those flying monkeys. Anyway my nomination goes to Klinger on the TV series MASH he seemed perfect for a guy trying to get out of the Army with a section 8. Cheers... moreShe was pretty good but I think her role would not of been so believable if she didn't have those flying monkeys. Anyway my nomination goes to Klinger on the TV series MASH he seemed perfect for a guy trying to get out of the Army with a section 8. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well I don't think Mr.Trump will be impeached - I think he be charged with treason and taken away to a military prison. There he will name his new party the P party (not because of the alleged tape) but because his party members will be made up from ... moreWell I don't think Mr.Trump will be impeached - I think he be charged with treason and taken away to a military prison. There he will name his new party the P party (not because of the alleged tape) but because his party members will be made up from the frozen peas that he saves from his suppers. I imagine his logo will be a pea pod with an arrow pointing to one of the peas inside along with the words - see I locked her up. Actually I'm not really sure that they serve frozen peas in military prisons I'm just assuming. Cheers! less
Shortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started seeing him at community events in the Central Vancouver Island area. Ever time I spotted him he seemed to know that I spotted him and he tried to disappear into the crowd. He is pretty quic... moreShortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started seeing him at community events in the Central Vancouver Island area. Ever time I spotted him he seemed to know that I spotted him and he tried to disappear into the crowd. He is pretty quick but once I was able to catch up to him and say - gaba gaba hey then he did one of his famous Joey Ramone moves - he pulled his sunglass down and stared at me like I was stupid or something. I had seen that gaze in a few of his vids so it convinced me Joey Ramone is alive and well, Not sure about this part but shortly before Joey Ramone died he did a guest appearance in a Canadian short film called Road Kill. In his scene a taxi driver says - hey Joey what are you doing in Sudbury and Joey say's - just looking for some fertile ground. There is no fertile land in Sudbury because of the nickel mines and smelters so I think it was a clue that Joey Ramome was going to fake his death and retire on the Rock... less
Well when Trump gives you lemons you make lemon aid, Call his BS and start demanding funding to build dams and water reservoirs I figure the fires are mostly because of man made globule warming and they are going to get worse every year. S... moreWell when Trump gives you lemons you make lemon aid, Call his BS and start demanding funding to build dams and water reservoirs I figure the fires are mostly because of man made globule warming and they are going to get worse every year. So instead of playing the blame game Trump should be funding new water bombers and training wild fire fighters but he won't because that could take money away from his wall. Cheers!
In a sense I've already taking many bullets for ... moreIn a sense I've already taking many bullets for my dog - sometimes when he expels air and someone say's he stinks I'll say - um that was me. But I wouldn't take bullet for him and I think he would understand because he heard me promise my Granddaughter that I will be around to do the Robot at her wedding so he wouldn't want to jeopardise that. Cheers!
I like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of... moreI like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of the county buskins in my area but in reality they could probably do it with 3 Platoons. But whenever they least expected it we would still send a flaming tractor their way or drop Douglas firs on their camp. Cheers!.
Shortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started see... moreShortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started seeing him at community events in the Central Vancouver Island area. Ever time I spotted him he seemed to know that I spotted him and he tried to disappear into the crowd. He is pretty quick but once I was able to catch up to him and say - gaba gaba hey then he did one of his famous Joey Ramone moves - he pulled his sunglass down and stared at me like I was stupid or something. I had seen that gaze in a few of his vids so it convinced me Joey Ramone is alive and well, Not sure about this part but shortly before Joey Ramone died he did a guest appearance in a Canadian short film called Road Kill. In his scene a taxi driver says - hey Joey what are you doing in Sudbury and Joey say's - just looking for some fertile ground. There is no fertile land in Sudbury because of the nickel mines and smelters so I think it was a clue that Joey Ramome was going to fake his death and retire on the Rock... less
I just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the... moreI just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the recorded messages on the Vancouver BC Sky Train. I think he will make the sky train rides more entertaining I might even go over to the main land just to ride the sky train and hear Seth Rogen reminding people that their backpack didn't pay a fare so it doesn't get a seat or telling people that his mama told him not to put his feet on the seat so make my mama proud and get your feet off the seats. Cheers!
I'm starting to think he will because protesters have been givin... moreI'm starting to think he will because protesters have been giving the green light to fly their Trump blimp on the day he arrives in the UK. It's called the Angry Baby Blimp - it's pretty funny looking but I don't think Trump will find it funny and cancel the meeting (included a link to more info about the blimp). Cheers! https://news.sky.com/story/trump-angry-baby-blimp-gets-green-light-to-fly-over-london-during-presidents-visit-11426665
The eagles around here are teaching their young how to take adva... moreThe eagles around here are teaching their young how to take advantage of the air streams. It's pretty cool to watch how fast the young catch on and get faster. Pretty soon they will be teaching the young to hunt it's also pretty neat to watch but also a little sad because I know sooner or later they will be dinning on one of my neighbours cats. Cheers!
Today my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale.... moreToday my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale. It was way cool you could see how the other vertebrate would fit together and form a spinal Colum. I was a little jealous that I don't have anything that neat in my garden. It had been naturally cleaned from being under the water for years. Cheers and happy weekend!
I heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the c... moreI heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the cigarette butts from the city streets. They set up peanut stations around the city and when a crow finds a cigarette butt it brings it to the peanut station and puts the cigarette butt in and then it gets rewarded with a peanut. I think it's a good environmentally friendly way to clean up all the cigarette butts. Cheers and happy weekend!
Mine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good p... moreMine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good photos and making them look nice beautiful and thin after the interpolator translated it to Kim he got a puzzled look on his face like he was trying to figure out if Trump just called him fat. Cheers!
Apparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, mem... moreApparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, memos and cards into tiny pieces. But because all that stuff has to be preserved for the National Archives of historical records staffers have to Scotch tape the piece back together. I bet that the tape is costing American tax payers a $100 a year but I don't think it's too much. Because when future generations are looking at the Presidential records in the archive and they come to the Trump section and they see 1000's of taped up documents the looks on their faces will be priceless. Cheers! less
For me it will be oranges - big juicy oranges with&n... moreFor me it will be oranges - big juicy oranges with the kind of peels that come off in one piece -(that's what |I'll miss the most). But I'm prepared to bite the bullet and eat black berries to help win the Trade war. Cheers and happy weekend!
I almost did that yesterday I started signing a check... moreI almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not right. It was at my bank so I just had to cross it out and initial it but I still felt silly. Cheers!
There was a child hanging by their arms on the outside a &n... moreThere was a child hanging by their arms on the outside a 5 story balcony and well other people were standing around saying oh no somebody call 911 a guy ran over and started climbing up to save the child. He climbed up and pulled the child onto the balcony in less then a minute. Then I hope he was the kind of hero that didn't stop there instead he gave the kid a lecture about playing safe. Anyway why I posted this in human behavior is because people and the press starting calling him the Spider Man of Paris - spider powers had nothing to do with it - it was a person who was physically fit so if they had to put a name to his heroism it should of been Fitness Man. Then maybe kids wouldn't think they have to be bite by a radioactive spider to be a hero they just have to stay physically fit so they can get the job done.. The hero was an illegal immigrant but after what he did the French President granted him citizenship and search and rescue offered him a job.... less
For me it`s having a fridge and cupboard full of food so I... moreFor me it`s having a fridge and cupboard full of food so I don`t have to worry about were our next meal is coming from - been there done that and I don`t want to have to do it again. Cheers and happy weekend!
In case you don't know a Pug Bongo is when you get a pair o... moreIn case you don't know a Pug Bongo is when you get a pair of Pug dogs to roll on their backs then you tap on their belly's likes a Bongo drum. I figure five band members all playing Pug Bongos would wow the crowds and we will be rolling in the doe in no time. Cheers!
The other day a lady told me that if you pull out weeds tow... moreThe other day a lady told me that if you pull out weeds towards the sun they will come out easier. I'm a professional gardener so at first I thought she was crazy but I tried it today and it seems to work. Cheers!
I have a store bought water fountain in the center of my garden ... moreI have a store bought water fountain in the center of my garden and I find it quite soothing. The house that I will be working at tomorrow has a reel cool water feature in their Japanese garden. It starts with a rapids section about 10 feet long then a waterfall that empties into a pond the drop is about 5 feet so it's pretty impressive. They had me put $1.000 worth of plants and shrubs in the Japanese garden this year so I can't wait until they turn the waterfall on and see all the plants growing and blooming. Cheers! less
If I just had a physical then found out that my doctor had a dri... moreIf I just had a physical then found out that my doctor had a drinking problem I would be worried that the doctor missed something or got something wrong so I would go to another doctor for a second opinion. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think he should to be on the safe side. Syria or Russia ... moreI think he should to be on the safe side. Syria or Russia could be planning a terrorist attack so as a safe guard the National guard should be put back were they belong. Cheers!
For me it's knowing our 3 year old Granddaughter didn't&nb... moreFor me it's knowing our 3 year old Granddaughter didn't just get a couple of good grandparents when she was born she also got a best friend/loyal security dog. I was quite worried about how my best friend/security dog would fit into the grandchild pitcher and wondered if it would be safest to tie him up whenever the grandchild came over. But 3 years later whenever our granddaughter comes over she is consonantly flanked by a lean mean fighting machine and no person, bear or cougar could hurt that child . Cheers! less
A lot of clothing is imported into the United States from China ... moreA lot of clothing is imported into the United States from China but I bet there won't be any tariffs placed on then because it might effect Trumps daughters business. Cheers and happy weekend!
April Fools he just posted pitchers and a misleading tweet that ... moreApril Fools he just posted pitchers and a misleading tweet that the wall was under construction. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think that it really bugged Trump when Stormy claimed that she... moreI think that it really bugged Trump when Stormy claimed that she wasn't attracted to him and that she didn't want to have sex with him. Bet he is just itching to tweet something vulogar like - she was all over me like a dog in heat. I also bet that pretty soon the itch will get too much for Trump and he will state or tweet that she wanting him Big time. Cheers!
I think she does and it will show that Trump is a lying cheat. &... moreI think she does and it will show that Trump is a lying cheat. It also might be kind of amusing if it has a bunch of sounds of Trump making motor boat sounds. Cheers!
Trump has treaten to pull troops out of South Korea if he dosn't... moreTrump has treaten to pull troops out of South Korea if he dosn't get a better trade deal. I think he just might do it and then North Korea will invade and South Korea will never be able to pay off their defiscit. it would also cost quite a bit of money to move the troops so not only would the US never get the deficit squared up they will have a huge moving expence. Plus a lot of people are going to suffer. Cheers and happy weekend!
I recently moved from the city to the country so this weekend I'... moreI recently moved from the city to the country so this weekend I'm planing on walking down to the general store with my dog and say howdy to the local yokals. And if they say do you think it's going to rain I'll say recon so ( so they don't know I was a city boy. Cheers and happy weekend!
Last night at a fund raising dinner Trump bragged that whe... moreLast night at a fund raising dinner Trump bragged that when he met with Canadas Prime minister he made up facts about the trade deficit so he could get a better deal.. He is always saying fake news but he goes into important meetings loaded with fake facts and lies. Cheers!
Duing the morning of the walk out none of the Trump family tweet... moreDuing the morning of the walk out none of the Trump family tweeted about the walk out. Instead Donald Trump tweeted about unfair trade practices and building the wall. Ivanka tweeted about sex trafficking Don JR retweeted about how the Demorcratic party was horrible to black people. And Eric tweeted about his fathers golf coarse in Westchester . The Vice President and a few of Trumps AIDS also negleted to tweet any support for the students. I really think one of them should of tweeted their support and I also think they all planned not to tweet about the walkout so it wouldn't get atention. Cheers! less
If I was nighted during the winter my tittle would be - Sir Lots... moreIf I was nighted during the winter my tittle would be - Sir Lots Of Pants. Because when it's cold I wear 2 pair of Sweat pants under my work pants. Cheers!
When Trump first started talking about tariffs on steel and alum... moreWhen Trump first started talking about tariffs on steel and aluminum my first thought was - yIkes, Then I started wondering why there was such a big difference between the tariff on steal and aluminum. My conclusion was that in Trumps mind steal is much heaveor then aluminum so it should get a heaveor tarrif. Cheers and happy weekend!
I really don't think the talks will happen because Trump will sa... moreI really don't think the talks will happen because Trump will say or tweet something to cause North Korea to back out. But if they do happen I'm going to start partying like it was 1999 and I will smoke um if I got um because I think Trumps talk is more likly to bring war not peace. Cheers and happy weekend!
Seems odd to me that afer a year Jared Kusher might be str... moreSeems odd to me that afer a year Jared Kusher might be stripped of his top secret security clearence. I'm wondering if Muelier had secret communications with Kelly and informed him that Kuser is a high security risk and the FBI had proof to back it up. Cheers!
It's starting to look like it has here - a few garden weeds are ... moreIt's starting to look like it has here - a few garden weeds are starting to grow and I'm seeing more insects like flies and mosiqtoes. Cheers!
Recently well Trump was addressing a gather of 39 state governor... moreRecently well Trump was addressing a gather of 39 state governors at the White House he talked about the Parkland shooting and the deputy who failrd to enter the school. Then he said - he believes that he would of run into the school even if he didn't have a weapon. I believe that's the biggest lie Trump has ever told and he knows it. cheers!
I started wondering that the other day when I heard he looked at... moreI started wondering that the other day when I heard he looked at the solar eclipse and didn't get eye damage. I figured maybe the reason he could do it was because he had been genetically modified with an extra set of eye lenses like some reptiles have. Then I started thinking that maybe the reason he doesn't care about global warming is because he has gills and knows that if the oceans rise and flood New York he will be right at home flip flopping around in the waves and breathing under water. Cheers!
I want to watch it so bad that I think it's making me come down ... moreI want to watch it so bad that I think it's making me come down with something and I'll have to phone work tomorrow and say I'm sick. Bet Trump will be tweeting like crazy after the testimony and it will be pretty interesting seeing what he will have say about it. Cheers!
During a legislative agenda meeting Trump suggested that the bor... moreDuring a legislative agenda meeting Trump suggested that the border wall could be covered in solar panels to help with the cost. It really made me wonder one day he's supporting the coal industry the next day he's going green. Solar panels don't grow on trees so adding them to the wall would bring up the cost of the wall and it would take many years to start paying for the wall cost. Cheers!
Mine say's - STRAIGHT OUTTA NANOOSE. It's a bit of a rip off fro... moreMine say's - STRAIGHT OUTTA NANOOSE. It's a bit of a rip off from the movie Straight Outta Compton but I don't care I'll wear it whenever I go to Parks Vegas which is the name the local yokels gave to Parksville because it's the biggest little city on the Rock (Vancouver Island). Cheers!
I been wondering what would happen if impeachable evidence was f... moreI been wondering what would happen if impeachable evidence was found on Trump and Pence and they were removed from office. Who would run the country and who would be in charge of the nuclear codes? It would take a while to have a new election so would they just put Obama back in until it could be sorted out? Cheers!
I think their chances of getting rescued would be pretty slim be... moreI think their chances of getting rescued would be pretty slim because they don't appreciate science so none of them could build a radio out of coconuts. Cheers!
Or does he have to stay with Pence? I started wondering&nbs... moreOr does he have to stay with Pence? I started wondering that when I was watching SNL and heard Tom Hanks and Johnston threw their hats into the ring. Cheers!
It was done by the Turkish presidents private security guards -... moreIt was done by the Turkish presidents private security guards - the American protesters were outside of the embassies gate so it seems horrible and the worst part is they will get away with it because of diplomatic amunity. Cheers and happy weekend!
Sometimes when I meet a new person and they ask me what I do for... moreSometimes when I meet a new person and they ask me what I do for a living I say - I plant 2 lips (then after a couple of seconds) I say - I meant tulips - I'm a professional gardner. I think it's a good ice breaker because people usually have an interest in plants so it can get a conversation going. Cheers!
Today I missed out on seeing my 2 year old granddaughter give my... moreToday I missed out on seeing my 2 year old granddaughter give my dog a hug for the first time because I was at work. Up until today she would only touch his nose so I would of loved to see the hug. I was thinking it's kind of like that Cats In The Cradle song but grandpa style - I was too busy working to see my granddaughter hug a dog for the first time. Cheers and happy weekend!
Yesterday I heard that in Australia if you don't ... moreYesterday I heard that in Australia if you don't vote in a political election you are giving a $100 fine. I guess the logic behind the law is it's ever body's duty to vote and you can't have a fair democratic society if every body doesn't participate. I kind of like the idea but I also don't like being told what I have to do. Cheers!
This morning I was reading an article about Eric Trump once sayi... moreThis morning I was reading an article about Eric Trump once saying that his father didn't need American banks to finance his new golf corse because he had plenty of financing from the Russian government. That was back in 2003 and probably couldn't get Trump impeached but I figure if for some reason Eric Trump had to testify in court he couldn't handle the pressure and he would crake and start ratting off a million secrets he knows about his father and the Kushner family. Cheers!
Once I was in a puff puff pass circle in a bar parking lot and 2... moreOnce I was in a puff puff pass circle in a bar parking lot and 2 cops showed up. They asked us a few questions then told us the party was over and it was time to go home, One of the guys stepped forward and told the cops they can't do that then he asked the cops if they knew who he was then he shouted out - I'm Mike the Barbers son. It wasn't like Mike the barber had mob ties or cut the hair of movie stars so the cops were not impressed. We wound up calling him Sweeny Todd after that. Cheers and happy weekend! less
I'd be Nelson from the Simpsons and I'd hang around Capital hill... moreI'd be Nelson from the Simpsons and I'd hang around Capital hill waiting for one of Trumps bills to get rejected then I'd do my thing - like if the health care bill doesn't pass I'd say - ha ha Obama care lives on. Then if Trump gets so furious that he pulls out a gun to shot me I'd say - ha ha your hands are so tiny you have to use a Derringer. Cheers and happy week end!
No but once I put grapes between my toes and they eventual... moreNo but once I put grapes between my toes and they eventually turned into raisins. Cheers!
The hood of a double axle 1/2 ton pickup truck, It hit me a... moreThe hood of a double axle 1/2 ton pickup truck, It hit me and I was pretty proud of big impression I left in the hood plus I just had to walk it off but the truck had to go to the shop.. Cheers!
I used to work in a nickel mine and I used to shut my light off ... moreI used to work in a nickel mine and I used to shut my light off and sit in total darkness. It was quite enjoyable until I started whistling a song that was top of the charts - the song was Timothy and it was about a miner who got cannibalised by his crew. Cheers!
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Donald Trump reminds me of an opera singer he's always saying - ... moreDonald Trump reminds me of an opera singer he's always saying - me - me - me - meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Cheers!
I think at first it would be similar to sprinkling baby powder o... moreI think at first it would be similar to sprinkling baby powder on an ant hill. When you do that the powder gets on the ants antennas and they can't communicate or receive direction. So they run around bumping into each other and falling off the ant hill - luckily their not hurt because of their external skeleton but still it's got to be pretty freaky for the ants. Cheers!
Well in the 60's my family and I were caught in t... moreWell in the 60's my family and I were caught in the middle of a race riot in Detroit - the slogan of the day was kill whity so it was pretty scary until a large black lady got in front of us and let the people who wanted to bash our heads in know they would have to get through her first. So what I think is Trump might want a race war but he is not going to get it because there is millions and millions of people of both colors who have evolved to think like that lady and they no longer see things as black and white - they see things as black white and orange so they know who their fight is truly with. Going to add that Gordon Lightfoot has a song about the Detroit race riots called Black Day In July - it's pretty groovy plus it contains a lot of food for thought. Cheers! less
I do my buddy Jim he goes on and on about everything. If yo... moreI do my buddy Jim he goes on and on about everything. If you ask him for directions he will add things that won't help you get there - like how he once saw a three legged dog at a truck stop not too far from there. Then he will give a bit of directions then he goes back to talking about the French fries at the truck stop or something. Cheers and happy weekend!
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Well then as a psychology Nazi I have to point out that by focus... moreWell then as a psychology Nazi I have to point out that by focusing on the little things you are missing out on the big picture and not really contributing to the question
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To criticise or not to criticise in a constructive way that is t... moreTo criticise or not to criticise in a constructive way that is the real question. If a person is using criticism to hurt someone or something in their Country it's not very patriotic but if they use criticism to help someone or something in their Country then their a hero and a patriot. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well even that Bald eagle in the Oval office seemed to know... moreWell even that Bald eagle in the Oval office seemed to know that that other guy wasn't as patriotic as he made out to be (it didn't seem to like Trump). There is a vid of Trump singing America The Beautiful on the White house lawn and he didn't seem to know the words (I'm Canadian and I know the words). The NFL kneeling thing had something to do with them gathering on the White house lawn so Trump could of at least learnt the words to show he is patriotic. Cheers and happy weekend! less
No I would create an algebra problem that people could try to so... moreNo I would create an algebra problem that people could try to solve and if they do solve it they would find the true meaning of life themselves. Cheers!
I saw her on a talk show the other day and one of the... moreI saw her on a talk show the other day and one of the things she said was - if I get in a fight with a bear you better pray for the bear. That's street talk and I bet she has been in a few fights and won most of them. So I figure if Trump doesn't want to get his pride hurt he better throw in the towel. As far as the chances of her life being in danger goes - it increases every time Donald Trump bad mouths her. Killing her won't solve the problem because she is a smart lady and has probably arranged to have the tapes released if she is killed. As far as who is going to win this one goes - it will be truth justice and the American way. Cheers! less
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Well if I am expecting a call I usually sit next to the phone an... moreWell if I am expecting a call I usually sit next to the phone and stare at it (so I don't miss the call). To pass the time I will sing theme songs from 60's and 70's TV series like - the Beverly Hilbillies and Gilligan's Island. But I sing them in my head so people don't think I'm crazy or an old Fuddy Duddy. Cheers!
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I would watch him because once he started doing cartwheels ... moreI would watch him because once he started doing cartwheels his extra body weight and the force of Inertia would continue to flip flop him all the way to Mexico. Cheers!
A tree topper- they climb up a 200 foot tree in a couple of ... moreA tree topper- they climb up a 200 foot tree in a couple of minutes then start cutting with a razor sharp chain saw well the tree is swaying around in the wind. I'd be too scared to do that job. Cheers!
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Ya that's one of the convenience's and sim... moreYa that's one of the convenience's and simple pleasures of being a male. But sometimes I will sign my wife's name so visitors won't think I'm a pig. Cheers!
I can't speak for the rest of us but I know in a years time when... moreI can't speak for the rest of us but I know in a years time when Trump is out of office I will pat myself on the back then forget about him and move on starting with a vacation in Jamaica (I've worked pretty hard at insulting him so I need the vacation). Cheers!
No I think she has already heard the tape and she knows it will ... moreNo I think she has already heard the tape and she knows it will soon be released so there is no sense denying it and the White house already has a story that justifies it. Cheers!
Omarose Manigoult says she once walked into the Oval office and ... moreOmarose Manigoult says she once walked into the Oval office and saw Donald Trump eating a piece of paper. I don't think she was worried because she knew it was the healthiest thing Trump ever ate. (stole that joke from Jimmy Kimble) Cheers!
Well it's a female cat so she probably watches me and thinks -&n... moreWell it's a female cat so she probably watches me and thinks - he never takes me hunting anymore. Awhile back we started getting overrun with field mice so I always took my cat with me when I cleaned up the things the mice hid under. Cheers!
Well the people of the Mickmaq First Nation have a word for that... moreWell the people of the Mickmaq First Nation have a word for that it's - ansuite'lmatl. And it means - feel sorry for - and or - feel bad about. Cheers!
Sometimes I will stick my head in the freezer and take a few gul... moreSometimes I will stick my head in the freezer and take a few gulps of cold air. Cheers!
Well I'm kind of a a ninja so I would be a ninja turt... moreWell I'm kind of a a ninja so I would be a ninja turtle for my 3 year old Grandson . When the child gets around 10 I'd switch characters and become the Cape. The Cape fought crime with a magic cape and the fighting skills he learned from some circus people. Cheers!
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I've been around the block a few times so I can tell when someon... moreI've been around the block a few times so I can tell when someone is up to no good. Cheers!
I was a Floor Walker for a few years at a K-mart store so I can ... moreI was a Floor Walker for a few years at a K-mart store so I can spot a shoplifter from 5 isles away. Now a days I don't have any authority but I still try to detour a person from stealing and have a little bit of fun at the same time. Like if it's a drug user that's in the grocery store to steal I'll go up to them and whisper - the Sudzy is isle 3 - sudsy is a cleaning product they use to make crake or meth - it's usually enough to make them paranoid and leave the store. If it's a guy in the meat department trying to steal meat I'll go over to them and whisper - I bet because of your tiny package you could fit 5 steaks down your pants. - it's usually enough to embarrass them and leave the store. If they do steal something and they are heading for the door I will let an employee know. I've been shopping at the same grocery store for 25 years - they have always given me good service so I don't like to see them getting ripped off. Cheers! less
Not a full blow mental illness but some pretty bad depression. T... moreNot a full blow mental illness but some pretty bad depression. That was 20 years ago and thankfully I'm now a happy man but I still am very carful not to let things bug me too much these days. Cheers!
Yikes - hope there rot an advanced sleeper cell of babushkas wea... moreYikes - hope there rot an advanced sleeper cell of babushkas wearing Storm Troopers. Also hoping that you are confusing a Ukrainian babushkas for a Russian babushkas because if they are Ukrainian they would likely help protect your hood if the Russians attack it. There is a dangerous but reliable text that you could use to find out if their Ukrainian or Russian. If you were to ask them if they would like to come over to your house for a pierogii dinner a Russian spy would likely say - da. But a Ukrainian would say - what's that (because they call pierogiis - Pettahay).. Cheers) less
Not only do I watch earthlings I pay money to do it. Sometimes I... moreNot only do I watch earthlings I pay money to do it. Sometimes I will pay a fare so I can watch how earthlings behave getting from point A to point B. Or I will go to the mall to watch them - it doesn't cost money to go to the mall - but since I started watching earthlings at the mall I have developed a side effect of craving mini donuts. I like watching human behavior. Cheers!.
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Well maybe you should tell them to save their ammo just in ... moreWell maybe you should tell them to save their ammo just in case the Russians attack Cheers!
I always thought of Handywipes as just something for travelling ... moreI always thought of Handywipes as just something for travelling or picnics but I probably would save water if I used them around the house. Cheers!
Ya they would need a 50 cal. to take out your pet and I'm s... moreYa they would need a 50 cal. to take out your pet and I'm sure it would understand if you had to use it as a projectile to save your life. Cheers!
In a sense I've already taking many bullets for ... moreIn a sense I've already taking many bullets for my dog - sometimes when he expels air and someone say's he stinks I'll say - um that was me. But I wouldn't take bullet for him and I think he would understand because he heard me promise my Granddaughter that I will be around to do the Robot at her wedding so he wouldn't want to jeopardise that. Cheers!
A division is 10 to 20 thousand solders plus they have a b... moreA division is 10 to 20 thousand solders plus they have a bit of light armor. A platoon is 50 to 100 solders with 1 to 3 machine guns and a rocket launcher or 2. So since they would be on your turf you could probably easily handle a platoon or 2. Cheers!
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I like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of... moreI like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of the county buskins in my area but in reality they could probably do it with 3 Platoons. But whenever they least expected it we would still send a flaming tractor their way or drop Douglas firs on their camp. Cheers!.
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Children should be protected/shielded from hate speech bec... moreChildren should be protected/shielded from hate speech because childhood is the impressionable years. Not sure what age a kid should be to hear anything maybe 35 would be safe. Cheers!
Well I can find any song I want on youtube but there is a type o... moreWell I can find any song I want on youtube but there is a type of alblum I'd love to hear - one that is recorded at 45 RPM speed - very nice sound quality. Falco recorded all his albums that way - would love to hear his album that has Der Commissioner. Cheers and happy weekend!
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Is that because you both will go the extra mile to find justice ... moreIs that because you both will go the extra mile to find justice or because you both build boats in your basement or because you both believe that the Navy gets all the steak and the Army gets all the beans? Cheers and happy weekend!
It might be a different ball game if it's a treason charge - Pen... moreIt might be a different ball game if it's a treason charge - Pence might not have the power to pardon Trump if Trump is a known threat to National security. Even if he does have the power I don't think he will because his wife despises Trump and she will tell him not to - Pence calls his wife Mother and little boys always listen to their mommy. Cheers and happy weekend!
She was pretty good but I think her role would not of been so be... moreShe was pretty good but I think her role would not of been so believable if she didn't have those flying monkeys. Anyway my nomination goes to Klinger on the TV series MASH he seemed perfect for a guy trying to get out of the Army with a section 8. Cheers and happy weekend!
Well I don't think Mr.Trump will be impeached - I think he be ch... moreWell I don't think Mr.Trump will be impeached - I think he be charged with treason and taken away to a military prison. There he will name his new party the P party (not because of the alleged tape) but because his party members will be made up from the frozen peas that he saves from his suppers. I imagine his logo will be a pea pod with an arrow pointing to one of the peas inside along with the words - see I locked her up. Actually I'm not really sure that they serve frozen peas in military prisons I'm just assuming. Cheers! less
Are you saying that Lucille Ball is still alive? And ... moreAre you saying that Lucille Ball is still alive? And does it mean I still have a shot at her and become her new Babaloo. Cheers!
The 60's TV series Lost in Space and not just because the ... moreThe 60's TV series Lost in Space and not just because the mom Mrs. Robinson made me feel like I was climbing the gym rope at school. Cheers!
Shortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started see... moreShortly after I heard Joey Ramone died I started seeing him at community events in the Central Vancouver Island area. Ever time I spotted him he seemed to know that I spotted him and he tried to disappear into the crowd. He is pretty quick but once I was able to catch up to him and say - gaba gaba hey then he did one of his famous Joey Ramone moves - he pulled his sunglass down and stared at me like I was stupid or something. I had seen that gaze in a few of his vids so it convinced me Joey Ramone is alive and well, Not sure about this part but shortly before Joey Ramone died he did a guest appearance in a Canadian short film called Road Kill. In his scene a taxi driver says - hey Joey what are you doing in Sudbury and Joey say's - just looking for some fertile ground. There is no fertile land in Sudbury because of the nickel mines and smelters so I think it was a clue that Joey Ramome was going to fake his death and retire on the Rock... less
Well when Trump gives you lemons you make lemon aid, Call his&nb... moreWell when Trump gives you lemons you make lemon aid, Call his BS and start demanding funding to build dams and water reservoirs I figure the fires are mostly because of man made globule warming and they are going to get worse every year. So instead of playing the blame game Trump should be funding new water bombers and training wild fire fighters but he won't because that could take money away from his wall. Cheers!
In a parallel universe a cannibal ate Donald Trump - swore off m... moreIn a parallel universe a cannibal ate Donald Trump - swore off meat and became a vegetarian, Cheers!
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