Well I'm pretty sure that if she was still here she would tell you to dream on and just send her the phony alimony check. Doesn't seem right to me to make a claim like that when the lady isn't around to reply.
Her parents also have her in dance class so maybe someday our Granddaughter will be a Ballerina/Ninja/School teacher (she wants to grow up to be a teacher like her mother). Cheers!
Ya its way neat - she showed me her karate move - stance - punch - stance it looked pretty adorable but I could also see that in the future if a teenage boy tries to take advantage of her he will be running home for his mommy. Cheers!
Lots of times and we always made it a 10 day adventure. We would ride our mountain bikes that were loaded with all the camping gear to the camp ground and we would hunt and gather a lot of our food. We always had the coolest camp site... moreLots of times and we always made it a 10 day adventure. We would ride our mountain bikes that were loaded with all the camping gear to the camp ground and we would hunt and gather a lot of our food. We always had the coolest camp site in the camp ground. A 20 foot Canadian flag pole that I made from threaded rubber dingy paddles. A fridge that used water evaporation to keep our food cool. A Hot tub - it was a blow up kids pool that I put inside a tent and we would heat water on the fire to fill it plus it had a metal pipe that ran from inside the tent to the campfire to heat the air inside the tent. I also had a bike trailer that I made and it came in handy for fetching water and gathering firewood. Cheers! less
Yesterday I was told that our 5 year old Granddaughter completed her first week of Karate classes and her Sensei says she shows good potential. I find it pretty comforting thinking she will be able to take care of her self when she gets older. Cheers!
Glad to hear it is just a hibernation thing - I was afraid it was because I didn't invite her Amish ghosts to help throw bricks at the Russian troops when they invade Vancouver Island. Cheers!
It probably would but sometimes Alaxa has a hearing problem and it might think you said - Alexa drive me into the nearest car so maybe you should use the word tavern instead of bar. Cheers!
When I worked in a mine my job was a electric train driver/switch man. Part of the job was gathering ore from ore chutes then dumping it in a ore pass. One day I forgot to open the door on the ore pass so the train dumped 15 tons of ore on the ... moreWhen I worked in a mine my job was a electric train driver/switch man. Part of the job was gathering ore from ore chutes then dumping it in a ore pass. One day I forgot to open the door on the ore pass so the train dumped 15 tons of ore on the ore pass door. My second mistake was trying to open the ore pass door with 15 tones of ore on top of it because it broke the cable and bent the rod on the hydraulic piston. Luckily they didn't fire me. Cheers!
Probably the Russians if the Amish ghosts get in the way of the brick throwing and the NBFDT is over run. What I'm a little concerned about is since you were recently in Toronto you might of bought into the Man Bun craze and you if you show up with ... moreProbably the Russians if the Amish ghosts get in the way of the brick throwing and the NBFDT is over run. What I'm a little concerned about is since you were recently in Toronto you might of bought into the Man Bun craze and you if you show up with a Man Bun on top of your head the boys from the Rod and Gun tavern will tease you and it could effect your brick throwing abilities. Cheers and happy weekend!
The Nanoose Bay First Defence Team (NBFDT). When the Russians invade Vancouver Island were going to cut them off at the pass by throwing bricks at them from atop of Nanoose Hill. Cheers and happy weekend!
Ya I'm a proud Canadian. For a laugh I'll add the last scandal our Prime Minister was in was when he bought donuts to a meeting and they weren't from Tim Hortons - Tim Hortons is a Canadian icon for donuts. Cheers and happy weekend!
I have never heard of it but I will do a bit of research. I'm a pretty heavy cannabis user and so are a lot of my friends and were all pretty healthy. What I'm thinking is maybe the CHS isn't caused by the cannabis it's caused by how it is grown... moreI have never heard of it but I will do a bit of research. I'm a pretty heavy cannabis user and so are a lot of my friends and were all pretty healthy. What I'm thinking is maybe the CHS isn't caused by the cannabis it's caused by how it is grown - lots of chemicals plus it is usally grown indoors under un natural lighting. The weed I grow is organic and it's grown outside so there is 2 scoops of sunshine in ever bag. Cheers and happy weekend!
A "good" chance. A few weeks but only if its not minute rice (joke). The rice helps draw out the moister it works for things like mobile phones too. Cheers and happy weekend!
There is a good chance it will still work if after you take it out of the water you submerge it in a container of un cooked rice for a few weeks. Cheers and happy weekend!
Kind of - once I held onto the bumper of the special ed short bus and got towed threw the snow. Turned out it was a pretty retarded thing to do because we hit a dry patch and I skidded along the pavement - what really hurt was all the ... moreKind of - once I held onto the bumper of the special ed short bus and got towed threw the snow. Turned out it was a pretty retarded thing to do because we hit a dry patch and I skidded along the pavement - what really hurt was all the kids on the short bus laughed at me. Cheers!
Why did someone in TO rob you? If so you should get a hold of my Sister in-law she could get your money back and make them sorry for messing around with an a mugger. Cheers!
I have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him at a garage sale - he was selling a box full of vinyl records all of then were Cheech and Chong's wedding album. I asked him why he had so many of the same album and why would he sell su... moreI have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him at a garage sale - he was selling a box full of vinyl records all of then were Cheech and Chong's wedding album. I asked him why he had so many of the same album and why would he sell such treasures and he told me he was related to Chong and they no longer got along which kind of blew my mind because I couldn't imagine anyone not getting along with Chong. Anyway I bought one of the records and made a clock out of it - their wedding album had a photo of Cheech and Chong sitting in a restaurant dressed as their characters (Those 2 Guys) - I installed the works of a battery powered clock on the back of the record and for the clock hands I made a couple of prop doobies. Cheers! less
My chainsaw. In your photo it looks like the blade has holes in it - is there a reason for that like does it some how keep the blade from shattering? Cheers!
Peter Buttigieg looks way more Presidential - funny part is it probably takes Trump hours every morning to look and dress as poorly as he does. Cheers!
What I'm wondering is what kind of terrorism were they training for - like was it for terrorism of all of America or just terrorism against the people that oppose Trump. By uncovering the camp the FBI probably saved America lots of future ... moreWhat I'm wondering is what kind of terrorism were they training for - like was it for terrorism of all of America or just terrorism against the people that oppose Trump. By uncovering the camp the FBI probably saved America lots of future violence but yet I can't remember Trump thanking them for it - I remember him bad mouthing them lots of times and I think this is another example of how wrong he is, Cheers!
The proposed budget cuts to social safety nets are heartless but his proposed cuts to the Asian carp barriers that guard the Great lakes is terrifying. If Asian carp get into the Great lakes they will kill off all the other species of fish in a... moreThe proposed budget cuts to social safety nets are heartless but his proposed cuts to the Asian carp barriers that guard the Great lakes is terrifying. If Asian carp get into the Great lakes they will kill off all the other species of fish in a decade or so. Less than two weeks after promising Michigan residents that he would address the threat of Asian carp in the Great Lakes, President Donald Trump omitted funding in his new budge - promises made promises broken. Cheers! included a link to more info https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/02/11/trump-funds-soo-locks-not-asian-carp-barrier-budget-plan/4722526002/ less
That's pretty sad that a president would post jokes like that on his twitter account. What makes me laugh is Trump is always claiming to be a genius if he was really a genius he wouldn't need to ask aids to gather jokes for him he would be smart enough to... moreThat's pretty sad that a president would post jokes like that on his twitter account. What makes me laugh is Trump is always claiming to be a genius if he was really a genius he wouldn't need to ask aids to gather jokes for him he would be smart enough to make up his own. Cheers!
A retractable boo boo bat, a can of pepper spray and a bucket of Blue berries. Blue berries help the short term memory processes so if you eat a bucket full of Blue berries while you study it might help you ace the auditing test. Cheers!
I do like sea food and I ate a lot of perch when I lived in southern Ontario. My favorite lake food was Northern pike from Manitoba - lots of bones but fine tasting. Cheers!
Tip: If you lightly sand your baseball bat then cover it with white glue and a heavy coat of craft glitter it becomes more affective. When you whack someone in the head with it some of the glitter fly's off and gets in the persons eyes whi... moreTip: If you lightly sand your baseball bat then cover it with white glue and a heavy coat of craft glitter it becomes more affective. When you whack someone in the head with it some of the glitter fly's off and gets in the persons eyes which gives then eye irritation that lasts for days. I also paste little stars on my bat it doesn't make it any more affective just more attractive. Cheers!
About 5 years during a traditional Tseshaht First Nation Sweat lodge retreat on the West Coast of Vancouver Island. Can't share details but I highly recommend Sweat lodge's to anyone seeking enlightenment. Cheers!
Pretty soon he will be wearing a Burger King crown and instead of saying let them eat cake he will be saying let ME eat cake. Cheers and happy weekend!
Yesterday I was told that our 5 year old Granddaughter completed... moreYesterday I was told that our 5 year old Granddaughter completed her first week of Karate classes and her Sensei says she shows good potential. I find it pretty comforting thinking she will be able to take care of her self when she gets older. Cheers!
When I worked in a mine my job was a electric train d... moreWhen I worked in a mine my job was a electric train driver/switch man. Part of the job was gathering ore from ore chutes then dumping it in a ore pass. One day I forgot to open the door on the ore pass so the train dumped 15 tons of ore on the ore pass door. My second mistake was trying to open the ore pass door with 15 tones of ore on top of it because it broke the cable and bent the rod on the hydraulic piston. Luckily they didn't fire me. Cheers!
I have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him ... moreI have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him at a garage sale - he was selling a box full of vinyl records all of then were Cheech and Chong's wedding album. I asked him why he had so many of the same album and why would he sell such treasures and he told me he was related to Chong and they no longer got along which kind of blew my mind because I couldn't imagine anyone not getting along with Chong. Anyway I bought one of the records and made a clock out of it - their wedding album had a photo of Cheech and Chong sitting in a restaurant dressed as their characters (Those 2 Guys) - I installed the works of a battery powered clock on the back of the record and for the clock hands I made a couple of prop doobies. Cheers! less
I just watched Jim Carrey make his entrance on the Late Show and... moreI just watched Jim Carrey make his entrance on the Late Show and it was highly entertaining. He came out with a New Orleans style marching band. Cheers!
Trump congratulated the Kansas City Chiefs on their Super ... moreTrump congratulated the Kansas City Chiefs on their Super bowl win and he added that the Chiefs had made Kansas State proud. The Chief's actually hail from neighbouring Missouri so I figure when Trump realizes he made a mistake be will get a map and draw a new border that shows Missouri is part of Kansas. Cheers!
Today when I was splitting firewood I found some Geco eggs and I... moreToday when I was splitting firewood I found some Geco eggs and I'm going to see if I can get them to hatch. I can already see a bit of movement inside a few of the eggs. If they hatch and get big enough I will put them in my gardens to help control insects. Cheers!
Trump just realised the new Space Force logo and it looks a lot ... moreTrump just realised the new Space Force logo and it looks a lot like the Star Trek logo. Included a link to a photo and more info. Cheers! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-space-force-logo-thinly-230343515.html
I think it will be this Wednesday at 8:00 AM (my time). Trump an... moreI think it will be this Wednesday at 8:00 AM (my time). Trump and Greta Thunberg will both be giving speeches at the Worlds Economic Forum in Switzerland this week - she was just on the cover of Time magazine Trump wasn't so I'm sure he will have something rude or stupid to say about her. Cheers!
I just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that ... moreI just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with your beer (tables have legs). Cheers and Happy New Year!
One of my Christmas gifts was a new Samsung Galaxy Tab and the f... moreOne of my Christmas gifts was a new Samsung Galaxy Tab and the first thing I did with it was watch Christmas songs on youtube. Not sure if this is some kind of Christmas miracle but the first Christmas song I saw was by a group that I forgot about 20 Christmases ago it was - Christmas Wrapping Music by the Waitresses (the Waitresses were the band on the TV show Saved By The Bell). So from my Tab to you I'd like to share that Christmas song and included a link to it. I also watched a Christmas song by the Kink's called Father Christmas and I'd like to share some Christmas words from that song - Have yourself a happy Christmas have yourself a real good time but remember the kids who have nothing well you are drinking down your wine. Cheers and Merry Christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDnud2TQNahaU&v=nud2TQNahaU less
Donald Trump just said that maybe the Christmas gift North Korea... moreDonald Trump just said that maybe the Christmas gift North Korea promised America is a beautiful vase. For months now the Pentagon has been seeing increased activity at NK tests sites so I don't think its a beautiful vase. They will be testing a long range missal and Trump knows it. Cheers and Merry Christmas!
I always get my cat and dog a few Christmas presents even though... moreI always get my cat and dog a few Christmas presents even though my cat doesn't deserve any because she can be a bad girl (poops in the closet and destroys my couches). But my dog is a real good boy all year plus he works hard guarding us and our stuff so I always try to get him something special. I'd tell you what I got him this year but he is a security dog so he probably knows my passwords and might see this post then he won't be surprized on Christmas morning. Cheers and Merry Christmas! less
A week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to fl... moreA week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to flush toilets 10 times - I said I don't have to flush my toilet 10X but maybe Trump does because his poop is so full of trans fat their unsinkable. At his Michigan rally Trump was going on about toilets again and he said you have to flush toilets 10X then he pointed to himself and said - I don't but you do. I like to think it was because he was embarrassed about my joke about his un sinkable poops. Cheers!
I think it will be a black person body along with the caption Tr... moreI think it will be a black person body along with the caption Trump understands Afro Americans - or something like that. Cheers and happy weekend!
In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body ... moreIn the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend!
I suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to sp... moreI suspect that the professor made a webcam out of coconuts to spy on Mary Ann and Ginger. Cheers!
I bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweet... moreI bet in the next few days Trump will be making belittling tweets about Greta Thunberg because she made it onto the short list of contenders for Time magazines 2019 person of the year. He will also probably tweet about Megan Rapinoe because she was named Sports Person of the year. Cheers!
After 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Chri... moreAfter 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Christmas Fun with Algebra section at our annual Christmas gala/open house. The Christmas Fun with Algebra section had Christmas themed algebra problems for kids of all ages to solve and if they solved them they got a Christmas gift. It was a pretty popular section of my Christmas gala at one time but interest dropped off over the years so I am going to cancel it this year and have a tree decorating program on my computer for the kids. Cheers! less
I put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine ... moreI put new tape on my hockey stick blade every fall - I did mine yesterday now I'm ready to play. Cheers!
Today my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We ... moreToday my wife's long lost brother called us up on the phone. We had over 30 years to catch up on and we also talked about him and his wife (who we don't know) paying us a visit in the spring or summer. I don't have many relatives so I'm pretty excited about it and I'm thinking about surprizing them with 30 years of belated Christmas gifts this year. Cheers!
I think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free ... moreI think it will be a Monopoly game with no get out of jail free cards. Cheers and happy weekend!
I haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most... moreI haven't heard of any so far and I hope it stays that way. Most kids in my community go to Halloween community events now a days because its safer for them. Cheers and happy weekend!
I got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (... moreI got a Halloween boo boo today while I was splitting firewood (a piece flew back and hit me in the shin). It real hurt but I didn't cry and I couldn't swear because there were kids around so I just said oh mama a few times. Cheers and have a happy and safe Halloween!
I would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. C... moreI would. I just watched a cartoon that inspired this question. Cheers and happy weekend!
My new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted to... moreMy new favorite Trump burn is the one Colorado's Mayor posted today " Well this is awkward ...Colorado doesn’t border Mexico. Good thing Colorado now offers free full day kindergarten so our kids can learn basic geography". At a Conference in Pittsburgh Trump said - "We're building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we're building a wall in Colorado,". Cheers!
I did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One nig... moreI did once but it was only so the cops wouldn't bust me. One night after drinking at the bar I was on my way to the bus stop with a backpack full of pot and thought I better go down the alley for a pit stop. I was just about done when I heard a guy say - RCMP turn around with your hands out - I didn't want to take any chances so I didn't tuck it away or zip up and I turned around. I noticed that one of the cops was smirking so I said - what its just shrinkage because its cold out side (it was actually a warm summer night. The cops thought it was pretty funny and after they asked were I was going they gave me a warning then sent me on my way. Cheers! less
I think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in... moreI think he is going to claim he is really sick - lock himself in his room then claim you can't impeach a bedridden president. Cheers!
Once I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew o... moreOnce I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew off the chain saw bar. It came off the bar in a J shape then it straightened up and flew as straight as an arrow towards my son who was about 30 feet away. It was probably flying threw the air pretty fast but it seemed like it was all happing in slow motion - seemed like an eternity standing there watching it fly threw the air and wondering if my kid was going to get cut in half luckily he wasn't hurt. Cheers less
Today I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush... moreToday I finally got to smoke the first doobie from the King Kush plants I have been growing for the past 51/2 months and it was well worth the wait. Cheers!
I smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping... moreI smell extra good because today my job was trimming and shaping Lavender plants. I probably did a 100 of them so I absorbed the lavender oils and odor plus the lavender odor is on my work clothes so I will be smelling pretty fine tomorrow too. Cheers!
I talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female... moreI talk to all my plants but the only ones I lie to are my female cannabis plants. I tell each and every one of then that they are my favorite because they have the nicest hairs and biggest Trichomes that I have ever seen. Then I tell them that if they hurry up and mature they will be the one that gets to go into the "special" room with me - which is a double lie because they will all be going into the special room (the harvest room) and if they don't hurry up and mature on their own I know a few growing tricks that will force them to do it. Cheers and happy labour Day! less
I used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia... moreI used to have a grounds keeping customer who was a Philadelphia lawyer just like me so we always talked about Judge Judy and I still think about her every time I watch the show. We usally disagreed on Judge Judy's ruling's but the one thing we always agreed on was neither one of us would want to make Rusty mad (the Court Bailiff). In case you don't know a Philadelphia lawyer is someone who has absolutely no legal schooling or training but they still think they are the best lawyer in the World. Cheers and happy Labour Day weekend! less
On December 21st Eddie Murphy will be hosting the Saturday... moreOn December 21st Eddie Murphy will be hosting the Saturday Night Live Christmas show. I can't wait and I already have visions of Buckwheat, Gumby and Mr. Robinson dancing in my head. Cheers and happy Labour Day!
It's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wo... moreIt's the Labour day weekend in Canada and after that the most wonderful time of the year starts - back to school for the kids. I enjoyed hearing and watching the kids around here having summer fun but I'm looking forward to seeing the school bus pull up on Monday and takes them away to a place that will fill their heads up with new knowledge. I included a link to a back to school commercial that Alice Cooper and his daughter stared in. Cheers and happy Labour day! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=alice+cooper+%2b+back+to+school+comercial&view=detail&mid=E4F4EBFD108A6007D235E4F4EBFD108A6007D235&FORM=VIRE less
I've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justi... moreI've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justin Trudeau and it sure looked like they were digging on him. At the G7 Justin Trudeau wore his pink argil socks so I bet Melania and Ivanka can't stop thinking about him and a cat fight might be any day now and I think Melania will clean Ivank's clock. Cheers!
I did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. ... moreI did and I must admit I found it thrilling and rewarding. I only did my streaking in bars because there was no chance of children being there. After the streak I would put my clothes on then go back in the bar - sometimes they would kick me out but sometimes someone would buy me a beer so I found it fun and profitable. I included a link to the song that got me started in the streaking craze. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+streak+%2B+youtube&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=the+streak+%2B+youtube&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=98C0673D19214CB9AC338483A86B7FB7 less
Mine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's ... moreMine is the Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show - it's billed as an adventures-in-science series that encourages youth to explore the fascinating world of science – from an Indigenous perspective. I'm watching it right now and the episode is about how 1000s of years ago the Indigenous people used chemical science to help make their life easier. I included a link to more info and vids about the show. Cheers and happy weekend! https://aptn.ca/coyotescience/
30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to s... more30 or 40 years ago the Coombs Country Marked was struggling to stay in business but them the owner decided to put goats on the roof. Now a days the business is booming and people from all around the World come to see the goats - it created lots jobs because a lot of business opened up around it. I included a link to a video of the goats and more info. Cheers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9uNFilNNU
If the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new&... moreIf the petition is approved it would make Trump Towers new address 725 President Barack H. Obama Ave. There is already 135.000 signatures on the petition. I included a link to more info. Cheers! https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/14/people-sign-petition-rename-fifth-ave-front-trump-tower-obama-avenue/
Sometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confront... moreSometimes I use one of Sheldon Coopers sayings when I'm confronting someone that ripped me off and they try denying it - I'll point my index finger at them and say - The moving finger points then it moves on. Cheers!
I was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Repub... moreI was just reading an article were Anthony Scaramucci says Republicans should replace Trump as their presidential nominee next year. I didn't think it worked like that - I thought Trump was an automatic pick. Anyway I am started to think that it could be possible that it happens. Cheers!
A Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family si... moreA Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family sized box of cereal. I'll be using my Jethro Bodine bowl tonight when I eat my box of Lucky Charms. And in case you don't know Lucky Charms now contain magical Unicorn marshmallows. Cheers!
Back in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. ... moreBack in my bar room brawling days my nickname was Rapid Robert. At first I thought it was cool but then I started thinking it was giving the ladies the wrong idea about me so I asked people to stop calling me that. Cheers and happy weekend!
She also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't se... moreShe also has guns and explosives in her new movie and doesn't seem to be anything like the lovable Dora I used to know. Cheers!
Back when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there starte... moreBack when I was on a Jamaican Forum one of the gals there started making posts about the new guy she met and how well they were getting along. After a month or so she made a post saying the guy started ignoring her phone calls and text messages and she didn't understand why he was ignoring her or why he wouldn't at least let her know it was over. She asked for advice on what to do and the other people gave her reasonable advice like forget about him and there are lots of fish in the sea. But I figured she deserved more respect then that and the guy would never learn anything if she just ignored his behavior. So I advised her to attach a note to a rock that said - Ignore this - then throw it through his window. Cheers! less
Well I'm pretty sure that if she was still here she would tell y... moreWell I'm pretty sure that if she was still here she would tell you to dream on and just send her the phony alimony check. Doesn't seem right to me to make a claim like that when the lady isn't around to reply.
A few times for both and once I sent a girl a card that said - I... moreA few times for both and once I sent a girl a card that said - I choo choo chooooooose you plus the card had a picture of a train on it. Cheers!
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If Trump was in the mafia his mob name would be Little Gun becau... moreIf Trump was in the mafia his mob name would be Little Gun because his hands are only big enough to hold a derringer. Cheers!
Her parents also have her in dance class so maybe someday our Gr... moreHer parents also have her in dance class so maybe someday our Granddaughter will be a Ballerina/Ninja/School teacher (she wants to grow up to be a teacher like her mother). Cheers!
Ya its way neat - she showed me her karate move - stance - punch... moreYa its way neat - she showed me her karate move - stance - punch - stance it looked pretty adorable but I could also see that in the future if a teenage boy tries to take advantage of her he will be running home for his mommy. Cheers!
Lots of times and we always made it a 10 day adventure... moreLots of times and we always made it a 10 day adventure. We would ride our mountain bikes that were loaded with all the camping gear to the camp ground and we would hunt and gather a lot of our food. We always had the coolest camp site in the camp ground. A 20 foot Canadian flag pole that I made from threaded rubber dingy paddles. A fridge that used water evaporation to keep our food cool. A Hot tub - it was a blow up kids pool that I put inside a tent and we would heat water on the fire to fill it plus it had a metal pipe that ran from inside the tent to the campfire to heat the air inside the tent. I also had a bike trailer that I made and it came in handy for fetching water and gathering firewood. Cheers! less
Yesterday I was told that our 5 year old Granddaughter completed... moreYesterday I was told that our 5 year old Granddaughter completed her first week of Karate classes and her Sensei says she shows good potential. I find it pretty comforting thinking she will be able to take care of her self when she gets older. Cheers!
A home made TV vacuum tube tester that a friend of the fami... moreA home made TV vacuum tube tester that a friend of the family gave me before he died - it was made in the early 1960's. Cheers!
Glad to hear it is just a hibernation thing - I was afraid it wa... moreGlad to hear it is just a hibernation thing - I was afraid it was because I didn't invite her Amish ghosts to help throw bricks at the Russian troops when they invade Vancouver Island. Cheers!
It probably would but sometimes Alaxa has a hearing problem and ... moreIt probably would but sometimes Alaxa has a hearing problem and it might think you said - Alexa drive me into the nearest car so maybe you should use the word tavern instead of bar. Cheers!
When I worked in a mine my job was a electric train d... moreWhen I worked in a mine my job was a electric train driver/switch man. Part of the job was gathering ore from ore chutes then dumping it in a ore pass. One day I forgot to open the door on the ore pass so the train dumped 15 tons of ore on the ore pass door. My second mistake was trying to open the ore pass door with 15 tones of ore on top of it because it broke the cable and bent the rod on the hydraulic piston. Luckily they didn't fire me. Cheers!
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Probably the Russians if the Amish ghosts get in the way of the ... moreProbably the Russians if the Amish ghosts get in the way of the brick throwing and the NBFDT is over run. What I'm a little concerned about is since you were recently in Toronto you might of bought into the Man Bun craze and you if you show up with a Man Bun on top of your head the boys from the Rod and Gun tavern will tease you and it could effect your brick throwing abilities. Cheers and happy weekend!
You can but please don't bring those Amish ghosts because they m... moreYou can but please don't bring those Amish ghosts because they might get in the way. Cheers and happy weekend!
The Nanoose Bay First Defence Team (NBFDT). When the Russia... moreThe Nanoose Bay First Defence Team (NBFDT). When the Russians invade Vancouver Island were going to cut them off at the pass by throwing bricks at them from atop of Nanoose Hill. Cheers and happy weekend!
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In Canada we would of changed it to - I shuttled Seaman. Cheers ... moreIn Canada we would of changed it to - I shuttled Seaman. Cheers and happy weekend!
Ya I'm a proud Canadian. For a laugh I'll add the last scandal o... moreYa I'm a proud Canadian. For a laugh I'll add the last scandal our Prime Minister was in was when he bought donuts to a meeting and they weren't from Tim Hortons - Tim Hortons is a Canadian icon for donuts. Cheers and happy weekend!
I have never heard of it but I will do a bit of research. I'm a ... moreI have never heard of it but I will do a bit of research. I'm a pretty heavy cannabis user and so are a lot of my friends and were all pretty healthy. What I'm thinking is maybe the CHS isn't caused by the cannabis it's caused by how it is grown - lots of chemicals plus it is usally grown indoors under un natural lighting. The weed I grow is organic and it's grown outside so there is 2 scoops of sunshine in ever bag. Cheers and happy weekend!
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Well a lot of people will see that as another example of how gul... moreWell a lot of people will see that as another example of how gullible the GOP is - and or how they are full of BS. Cheers and happy weekend!
It would take a change in the hockey rules - instead of pla... moreIt would take a change in the hockey rules - instead of playing on ice skates you would have to play on a skateboard. Cheers and happy weekend!
Sure you could all you have to do is cut out little squares from... moreSure you could all you have to do is cut out little squares from your t-shirt. Cheers and happy weekend!
I think it would look more realistic if he got a pubes hair ... moreI think it would look more realistic if he got a pubes hair transplant. Cheers and happy weekend!
A "good" chance. A few weeks but only if its not minute rice (jo... moreA "good" chance. A few weeks but only if its not minute rice (joke). The rice helps draw out the moister it works for things like mobile phones too. Cheers and happy weekend!
There is a good chance it will still work if after you take it o... moreThere is a good chance it will still work if after you take it out of the water you submerge it in a container of un cooked rice for a few weeks. Cheers and happy weekend!
Wonder how long it will be before Trump claims its just a democr... moreWonder how long it will be before Trump claims its just a democratic scam to discredit republicans. Cheers!
Kind of - once I held onto the bumper of the special e... moreKind of - once I held onto the bumper of the special ed short bus and got towed threw the snow. Turned out it was a pretty retarded thing to do because we hit a dry patch and I skidded along the pavement - what really hurt was all the kids on the short bus laughed at me. Cheers!
Well you should eat some blueberries to help you remember t... moreWell you should eat some blueberries to help you remember to eat some blueberries the next time you study for a test. Cheers!
Why did someone in TO rob you? If so you should get a hold of my... moreWhy did someone in TO rob you? If so you should get a hold of my Sister in-law she could get your money back and make them sorry for messing around with an a mugger. Cheers!
I agree with Dr. Deepak Chopra plus as a doctor of smellology&nb... moreI agree with Dr. Deepak Chopra plus as a doctor of smellology I also would diagnose him of having a sever case of untreatable BO. Cheers!
I have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him ... moreI have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him at a garage sale - he was selling a box full of vinyl records all of then were Cheech and Chong's wedding album. I asked him why he had so many of the same album and why would he sell such treasures and he told me he was related to Chong and they no longer got along which kind of blew my mind because I couldn't imagine anyone not getting along with Chong. Anyway I bought one of the records and made a clock out of it - their wedding album had a photo of Cheech and Chong sitting in a restaurant dressed as their characters (Those 2 Guys) - I installed the works of a battery powered clock on the back of the record and for the clock hands I made a couple of prop doobies. Cheers! less
My chainsaw. In your photo it looks like the blade has holes in ... moreMy chainsaw. In your photo it looks like the blade has holes in it - is there a reason for that like does it some how keep the blade from shattering? Cheers!
Peter Buttigieg looks way more Presidential - funny part is it p... morePeter Buttigieg looks way more Presidential - funny part is it probably takes Trump hours every morning to look and dress as poorly as he does. Cheers!
What I'm wondering is what kind of terrorism were they training ... moreWhat I'm wondering is what kind of terrorism were they training for - like was it for terrorism of all of America or just terrorism against the people that oppose Trump. By uncovering the camp the FBI probably saved America lots of future violence but yet I can't remember Trump thanking them for it - I remember him bad mouthing them lots of times and I think this is another example of how wrong he is, Cheers!
The proposed budget cuts to social safety nets are heartles... moreThe proposed budget cuts to social safety nets are heartless but his proposed cuts to the Asian carp barriers that guard the Great lakes is terrifying. If Asian carp get into the Great lakes they will kill off all the other species of fish in a decade or so. Less than two weeks after promising Michigan residents that he would address the threat of Asian carp in the Great Lakes, President Donald Trump omitted funding in his new budge - promises made promises broken. Cheers! included a link to more info https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/02/11/trump-funds-soo-locks-not-asian-carp-barrier-budget-plan/4722526002/ less
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That's pretty sad that a president would post jokes like that on... moreThat's pretty sad that a president would post jokes like that on his twitter account. What makes me laugh is Trump is always claiming to be a genius if he was really a genius he wouldn't need to ask aids to gather jokes for him he would be smart enough to make up his own. Cheers!
A retractable boo boo bat, a can of pepper spray and a bucket of... moreA retractable boo boo bat, a can of pepper spray and a bucket of Blue berries. Blue berries help the short term memory processes so if you eat a bucket full of Blue berries while you study it might help you ace the auditing test. Cheers!
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I do like sea food and I ate a lot of perch when I lived in sout... moreI do like sea food and I ate a lot of perch when I lived in southern Ontario. My favorite lake food was Northern pike from Manitoba - lots of bones but fine tasting. Cheers!
How about when he said "Take that bone out of your nose an... moreHow about when he said "Take that bone out of your nose and call me back" to an African American female caller. Cheers!
Tip: If you lightly sand your baseball bat then cover it with wh... moreTip: If you lightly sand your baseball bat then cover it with white glue and a heavy coat of craft glitter it becomes more affective. When you whack someone in the head with it some of the glitter fly's off and gets in the persons eyes which gives then eye irritation that lasts for days. I also paste little stars on my bat it doesn't make it any more affective just more attractive. Cheers!
About 5 years during a traditional Tseshaht First Nation Sweat l... moreAbout 5 years during a traditional Tseshaht First Nation Sweat lodge retreat on the West Coast of Vancouver Island. Can't share details but I highly recommend Sweat lodge's to anyone seeking enlightenment. Cheers!
Pretty soon he will be wearing a Burger King crown and instead o... morePretty soon he will be wearing a Burger King crown and instead of saying let them eat cake he will be saying let ME eat cake. Cheers and happy weekend!
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