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Nanoose

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  • Member Type: Mugger
  • Profile Views: 2,167 views
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  • Last Update: 1 hour ago
  • Joined: April 5, 2016

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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block
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  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The prez sez one thing he has learned about the job (being prez) is that "YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD". When will he begin to do so?:
    How about the time he was coloring American flags with some kids and he got the colors wrong. Cheers! 
    • 1 hour ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "IRAN MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE". The response of the extremely stable genius sb prez the Iran shooting down of a US Drone. MEANING?:
    I figure Trump wants a war to make himself look like a hero and maybe so he can claim that a war time president can't be impeached because it would be a National security risk. On the other hand maybe Trump doesn't want a war because it would take time an...  moreI figure Trump wants a war to make himself look like a hero and maybe so he can claim that a war time president can't be impeached because it would be a National security risk. On the other hand maybe Trump doesn't want a war because it would take time and media coverage away from his rallies. Cheers!   
    • 8 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to what's the first thing I should do as a permanent resident in Canada :
    Start building up a tolerance for beer that packs a punch - a lot of Canadian beer is 8% alcohol. Cheers! 
    • 8 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The prez sez one thing he has learned about the job (being prez) is that "YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD". When will he begin to do so?:
    He kind of does work hard - lies don't grow on trees  and fall into his lap - he has to make them up then shape, bend and polish his lies. Cheers!
    • 9 hours ago
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is Putin gonig to sever the power grid on the USA if we don't keep Trump in office? :
    I think Putin is done with Trump because he knows Trump can't accomplish anything - no sense having a puppet thats useless. I'm wondering if Trump will try and play it in his favor and start saying if he doesn't get another term Russia will be a...  moreI think Putin is done with Trump because he knows Trump can't accomplish anything - no sense having a puppet thats useless. I'm wondering if Trump will try and play it in his favor and start saying if he doesn't get another term Russia will be able to hack into Americas power grid because he is the only person that  can stop Russia from doing that because he has such a good relationship with Putin. Cheers!  
    • Wed at 5:15 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you like my son's name ?:
    That's a nice name -  congratulations too. Cheers!
    • Wed at 4:45 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is there any doubt in your mind that Trump just tweaks the gullible into frenzy for ego polish?:
    I think there was something weird about that tree dying - it was a Oak so they are a hardy tree and should do well in the Washington area - you would also think the White house grounds keepers would know how to take care of a oak tree. My theory is t...  moreI think there was something weird about that tree dying - it was a Oak so they are a hardy tree and should do well in the Washington area - you would also think the White house grounds keepers would know how to take care of a oak tree. My theory is the tree committed suicide because it didn't want to be a part of being friends with Trump. Cheers!  
    • Tue at 6:31 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What if women changed from vagina to penis. No sex involved, please. Just the other aspects. How would this change us? :
    I gave this question some more thought and now I figure I would support the change. Sure I would miss the way they used  to be but I would also be happy for them because I would know that winter is coming and then they could go sit with the boys and ...  moreI gave this question some more thought and now I figure I would support the change. Sure I would miss the way they used  to be but I would also be happy for them because I would know that winter is coming and then they could go sit with the boys and say - I just wrote my name in the snow and it has 7 vowels and 8 consonant in it.  Then one of the boys would say high 5 bro and the gap between the sexes would be closed and they would be thought of as equals. Cheers!  
    • Mon at 6:43 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Trumps Claims VS Real Facts:
    I have a hard time finding the time to fact check all the lies that come out of Trump. Scary part is sometimes there might be a  diabolical plan behind Trumps lies. Like a couple of days ago he started claiming that he knows who was behind 9/11....  moreI have a hard time finding the time to fact check all the lies that come out of Trump. Scary part is sometimes there might be a  diabolical plan behind Trumps lies. Like a couple of days ago he started claiming that he knows who was behind 9/11.  I don't think he does - I figuring he either wants to start a war so he can claim that you can't impeach a war time president or so he can get one of his opponents out of the race - he might claim it was Biden and his family. Cheers!  
    • Mon at 6:10 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What if women changed from vagina to penis. No sex involved, please. Just the other aspects. How would this change us? :
    Well then women would get to feel the excitement and thrill of spelling their name in the snow with their new package. Cheers!
    • Mon at 5:43 PM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to A threat, a promisre or a sure thing?:
    Sounds like a threat to me. Cheers!
    • Mon at 8:31 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The self-proclaimed extremely STABLE genius sb prez EXPLODES in rage when he hears anything he doesn't wanna hear. How can that be?:
    I started watching a 60 Minute documentary called 30 hours with Donald Trump.  In one scene he was being interviewed and somebody coughed - Trump got all bent out of shape and angrily said - if your going to cough get out of the room. I think you wou...  moreI started watching a 60 Minute documentary called 30 hours with Donald Trump.  In one scene he was being interviewed and somebody coughed - Trump got all bent out of shape and angrily said - if your going to cough get out of the room. I think you would find that 60 Minute interview interesting and disgusting if you went to the 60 Minute home page you could find it. Cheers!  
    • Mon at 8:29 AM
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to More troubles from Trump:
    Wouldn't be surprised if some day we find out Trump embezzled campaign funds but claims he used it for security. His Trump foundation got dismantled for misuse of funds so its not too far fetched to think he would misuse his  campaign funds. Cheers!
    • June 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to When George S asked the extremely stable genius sb prez if he had read the Muellar report the sb prez said YES. D'ya REALLY think he did?:
    I believe he read the report just like I believe he reads the ingredients list on his fast food packages. Cheers!
    • June 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The extremely stable genius sb prez cut ties with inernal pollsters for leaking the truth. He is TANKING. Anti-truth is couth. Ain't it?:
    Well I'm sure his new Press secretary will have a lot to say about it  and I 'm sure it won't be the truth. Cheers!
    • June 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Happy Father's Day. How many children did you have?:
    This morning I started getting excited thinking that on Friday I will get to see the Fathers day card that our Granddaughter made for her father - its like a The Circle Is Competed thing to me. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    • June 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Happy Father's Day. How many children did you have?:
    I have 2 boys they are both in their 30s now. Cheers and happy fathers day!
    • June 16
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Trump admitting he would NEVER call the FBI and he would take help from foreign enemies, AND HE IS STILL SITTING IN THE OVAL OFFICE. :
    Ya but Hillary is not sitting in the Oval office Trump is and its him that has the American way to uphold and I don't think that asking a foreign enemy for dirt is one of those ways. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What is Trump going to do next to insure he does NOT get re-elected, pardon OJ Simpson? :
    I was also thinking Trump is going to ruin this years 4th of July celebration by making  it all about him and it will open up a few peoples eyes to what a self centered SOB he is. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What is Trump going to do next to insure he does NOT get re-elected, pardon OJ Simpson? :
    Maybe go to war with Iran then pretend he is good old General Hand Grenade riding in his motorcade - sucking on a gator aid and looking at the mess he made. This morning I started thinking that Trump is involved in a illegal information mining scam to ben...  moreMaybe go to war with Iran then pretend he is good old General Hand Grenade riding in his motorcade - sucking on a gator aid and looking at the mess he made. This morning I started thinking that Trump is involved in a illegal information mining scam to benefit his 2020 campaign.  The other day on twitter Trump had a sign my birthday card and it turns out that maybe the info the people gave will be used to target them to receive Trump campaign information - might not be illegal but who knows what else he is up to. I was also thinking that on the same day as the sign my birthday card there was a #remember John  McCain and it got way more hits then Trumps page. It is surely urking Trump so he is bound to say something or do something that will help him not win the election - like maybe he will order that that ship named after McCain's father be used as target practice then claim he is doing it for national security. Cheers and happy weekend!.    less
    • June 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you chaste or ho? :
    I like to think I'm chaste but my wife calls me a ho - coarse she's talking about a backhoe because I'm like  a machine with a hand shovel. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 15
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to have you done anything that could cost you your job but didnt :
    When I worked at an amusement park sometimes I would have to work at night after the park closed. Whenever I was sure no one was going to be around for a few hours me and the security guard would go to roller coaster and shut all the lights...  moreWhen I worked at an amusement park sometimes I would have to work at night after the park closed. Whenever I was sure no one was going to be around for a few hours me and the security guard would go to roller coaster and shut all the lights off then take turns riding the coaster in the dark (one guy would have to work the brake in the station). It was pretty thrilling but extremely ageist the rules and  one night we got caught by a boss and he fired us on the spot. Then he remembered that the Pacific National Exhibition was in a week and there was still a ton of work to do so he let us off with a warning that it better not happen again. Cheers and happy weekend!   less
    • June 14
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you heard? Sarah Sanders leaving White House post, Trump says.:
    I'm thinking that she might get a job in a restaurant lying that the fish is fresh. Cheers!
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is answerMug chat the equivalent of a Quaker meeting? :
    I was just thinking that maybe its like a Quaker meeting because there is talk about sowing seed. Cheers! 
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is answerMug chat the equivalent of a Quaker meeting? :
    Why a Quaker meeting? Do members talk about "plowing" or things like that? Cheers! 
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Have you heard? Sarah Sanders leaving White House post, Trump says.:
    Bet that she will be replaced by someone from fox and friends. Cheers!
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Trump is being investiageted for a CRIME that he would NEVER allow the opposition to commit? TAKING CAMPAIGN HELP FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY.:
    If Trump was an Agatha Christie book the title would be I Did It - there have been  a lot of times Trump opened his mouth and incriminated himself. In the mudslinging business dirt doesn't come cheep and sometime the cost is National security an...  moreIf Trump was an Agatha Christie book the title would be I Did It - there have been  a lot of times Trump opened his mouth and incriminated himself. In the mudslinging business dirt doesn't come cheep and sometime the cost is National security and it blows my mind that Trump would be willing to risk that just to win an election. Cheers!  
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Trump is being investiageted for a CRIME that he would NEVER allow the opposition to commit? TAKING CAMPAIGN HELP FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY.:
    Ya he is certainly his own worst enemy you would think that would be the last thing he would say. Cheers!
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to The sb prez might just have well run a WANT AD! "Welcome all foreign countries to contribute dirt on my opponents"! Didja see/hear him?:
    In my books he did just place a want add and I know placing a want add usally costs something. So I wonder if Trump does get dirt on his opponents from a foreign source will  he owe that source anything. What really makes me ...  moreIn my books he did just place a want add and I know placing a want add usally costs something. So I wonder if Trump does get dirt on his opponents from a foreign source will  he owe that source anything. What really makes me wonder is why does it always have to be a foreign source  - like with Hilary he called on help from Russia hackers instead of American hackers now he is calling for help from foreign mud slingers instead of American mud slingers. Cheers!  
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you have any ideas that just might be crazy enough to work?:
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    Do you have any ideas that just might be crazy enough to work?
    I'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my shorts and in a Hula hoop I could break the World record for keeping a hula hoop going because I wouldn't have to rely on centrifugal  force to keep the hoop up. The World record i...  moreI'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my shorts and in a Hula hoop I could break the World record for keeping a hula hoop going because I wouldn't have to rely on centrifugal  force to keep the hoop up. The World record is probably hours and it would take a lot of energy to keep the hoop up and spinning but that wouldn't be a problem with the magnets - all I would have to do is move my hips a little bit which wouldn't take much energy so I could last for many hours. Cheers!  less
    • June 13
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to From where you are sitting, can you reach a knife without getting up?:
    It's also a way to recycle - gives a new use to old batteries. Cheers!
    • June 12
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "Trump promises Kim Jung Un Protection from CIA spying." Comments?:
    I haven't heard about it yet but it sure doesn't sound like a good idea. I figure Kim has already broken agreements so to insure him nobody is going to keep an eye on him is nuts. I'm wondering if Trump has the authority to tell the CIA what they can...  moreI haven't heard about it yet but it sure doesn't sound like a good idea. I figure Kim has already broken agreements so to insure him nobody is going to keep an eye on him is nuts. I'm wondering if Trump has the authority to tell the CIA what they can or can't do - I'm going to google and find out more about it. Cheers!   
    • June 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What sound(s) does your pet make?:
    My dog makes all the regular dog sounds plus sometimes when I goof around with him I can get him to sound sort of like Astro on the Jetsons cartoons. A few days ago I saw a video of a parrot in the UK that says - Trump's a wanker - and I'm going to see if...  moreMy dog makes all the regular dog sounds plus sometimes when I goof around with him I can get him to sound sort of like Astro on the Jetsons cartoons. A few days ago I saw a video of a parrot in the UK that says - Trump's a wanker - and I'm going to see if I can teach him to say that. Cheers!  
    • June 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to From where you are sitting, can you reach a knife without getting up?:
    Not a knife but I have a few C cell and D cell batteries that I can reach and whip at an intruders chest then finish them off by smashing them with my fire extinguisher. I keep a few batteries in different locations around the house I find that I can...  moreNot a knife but I have a few C cell and D cell batteries that I can reach and whip at an intruders chest then finish them off by smashing them with my fire extinguisher. I keep a few batteries in different locations around the house I find that I can throw a battery more accurately then a ball. Cheers!  
    • June 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Do you have the smooth, sexy legs you deserve?:
    I do have smooth sexy legs but I'm not sure if I deserve them because I never put any effort into getting them that way and I don't work at keeping them that way - like I don't exercise and I have horrible eating habits. Cheers!.
    • June 11
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Azz, gas, or, grass?:
    Grass because grass will get you through times of no azz and gas better then azz and gas will get you through times of no grass. Cheers!
    • June 10
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to If you were just married and having hard times would you panhandle to try get money for condoms? :
    No I would just use my shower cap. Cheers!
    • June 10
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are you lucky to live in a country without dangerous animals ? :
    Ya but Canadian grizzly bears, wolves and mountain lions are very polite so they say sorry ay after they bite your head off. Cheers!
    • June 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to You are stuck with ignorant, rude demanding Japanese businessmen. What would be a good business card to present them by way of introduction?:
    Maybe some type of confusing business card to break the ice and make them start asking questions. Like I could give them a grounds keeping card that says - I plant 2 lips - I mean tulips. Cheers!
    • June 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to How attached are you to your reputation? Do you feel in control of what you think others think? :
    I'm very attached to my reputation it helps making new friends go smoother and it helps  keep enemies and thief's away from me.  Not sure about the second part of this question but I guess I don't feel in control of what peop...  moreI'm very attached to my reputation it helps making new friends go smoother and it helps  keep enemies and thief's away from me.  Not sure about the second part of this question but I guess I don't feel in control of what people think but that's fine with me. Cheers!  
    • June 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Is the energy on Answermug fueled mostly by intellectual curiosity, sex, or weight loss pills?:
    Deep down in side its probably sex. Cheers!
    • June 9
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What do you usually wear on Sundays? Tight white pants and a red hat? :
    Well because its Sunday I wear my Holey jeans (I do chores on Sunday so I wear my old work pants that have holes in the knees). Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are there any green cheeses? Besides the moon which is part of Mars.:
    There is probably room for a VW beetle and a couple of traffic cones in Trumps naval. Cheers and happy weekend! 
    • June 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What do you have mixed feelings about seeing? :
    Ya I'm kind of the same way but I think if it wasn't  for Steven Colbert  and Trevor Nowen I'd just be an angry ball of hate - I need humor to cope with the things Trump does and says. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to Are there any green cheeses? Besides the moon which is part of Mars.:
    There might be some hidden in Trumps bellybutton. Cheers and happy weekend 
    • June 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose started a discussion:
    What do you have mixed feelings about seeing?
    I like seeing the Mars Water Bomber flying by because its a pretty cool old 4 engine plane but I also hate to see it fly by because I know it's off to battle a forest fire. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to I wonder if the sb prez ever actually drove a car or was he always LIMOUSINED hither and yon or flown by private jet?:
    I don't even think he drove a tricycle when he was a child - he probably  got a nanny to pull him around in a wagon. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to What are some common misconceptions about DEATH? Sorry Rand, if you asked this already, I missed it. :
    That death can be painless. I figure no matter how easy the death is on the body  the mind still realizes it's about to die and it's extremely painful mentally.  Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 8
  • Nanoose
    Nanoose replied to "We should be going to Mars (of which the moon is a part")! Guess hoo tweeted that? Didja know?:
    I think he was thinking about Moon pies and Mars bars  when he made that tweet. Cheers and happy weekend!
    • June 8
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  • Screen Name* Nanoose
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver Island
  • About Me: I grow the­ best orga­nic potato­es on the ­block

  • Do you have any ideas that just might be crazy enough to work?

    I'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my...  moreI'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my shorts and in a Hula hoop I could break the World record for keeping a hula hoop going because I wouldn't have to rely on centrifugal  force to keep the hoop up. The World record is probably hours and it would take a lot of energy to keep the hoop up and spinning but that wouldn't be a problem with the magnets - all I would have to do is move my hips a little bit which wouldn't take much energy so I could last for many hours. Cheers!  less
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  • What do you have mixed feelings about seeing?

    I like seeing the Mars Water Bomber flying by because its a pret...  moreI like seeing the Mars Water Bomber flying by because its a pretty cool old 4 engine plane but I also hate to see it fly by because I know it's off to battle a forest fire. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - June 9
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  • If a demon took over your body what would you hope the demon dosen't force you to do?

    Yesterday I watched a cartoon and a demon took over a guys body ...  moreYesterday I watched a cartoon and a demon took over a guys body and forced him to drop loaded mouse traps down the front of his boxer shorts and I hoped a demon never does that to me. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 31
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  • Did you get a work bonus this week?

    Yesterday my grounds keeping customer gave me some Halibut fille...  moreYesterday my grounds keeping customer gave me some Halibut fillets and some prawn for a work bonus. The halibut and prawns are probably worth more then my days wages so it was like a extra extra bonus. I really like getting bonuses because it shows that the employer appreciates your hard work. Cheers and happy weekend!    
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  • Do you get the cable cartoon net work Adult Swim?

    I getting a free 3 mouth trial of the Adult swim cartoon network...  moreI getting a free 3 mouth trial of the Adult swim cartoon network right now - there are some pretty funny cartoons on it like Archer, Space Ghost, and Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell. I probably won't subscribe to it I'll just enjoy it well it's free. Cheers!  
    Last post by Nanoose - May 14
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  • Got a song to dedicate to Mothers for their speacial day?

    Mine is Your Daddy Don't Know by Toronto. Toronto was a group of...  moreMine is Your Daddy Don't Know by Toronto. Toronto was a group of  lady's that were mothers by day and rock stars at night. Include a link to the song. Cheers!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5nF398Snw  
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  • Are you going to watch the 2 final back to back eposids of the Big Bang Theory this Thursday?

    I certainly will. One of the episodes will be a live behind the ...  moreI certainly will. One of the episodes will be a live behind the scenes look at the show the other episode will be based around Amy and Sheldon waiting for some big news. I'm hoping the big news will be that Amy is pregnant and I'm fearing that maybe it will be something sad like Amy is diagnosed with cancer because she was exposed to second hand smoke when she did her experiment on the effects of cigarette smoking monkeys. If I recall one of her conclusions to her experiment was that the monkeys that smoked flung their feces less then the monkeys that didn't smoke. The Big Bang Theory made me laugh for 12 years so I'm a little sad it's coming to an end. Cheers!      less
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  • What dosen't your fingers fit into anymore?

    I just found out that my fingers no longer fit into Bugles snack...  moreI just found out that my fingers no longer fit into Bugles snack chips which is kind of sad because I used to love sticking them on my fingers and make cackling witch sounds. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • What would the Hulk be if he was made out of chocolate?

    Answer - he would be delicious (stole that joke from Sheldon Coo...  moreAnswer - he would be delicious (stole that joke from Sheldon Cooper). Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Pearl - April 30
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  • Do you know the words to the closing theme song from the Robot Chicken cartoon?

    Last post by franc533 - April 22
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  • Hear anything silly latley?

    The other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. I...  moreThe other night my buddy was awakened by a noise on his porch. It turned out to be a bear that was rummaging around in his porch fridge. He was able to drive the bear off the poarch by banging a couple of pots together but when he saw the mess that the bear made he got mad - picked up a bagel and threw it at the bear.  When he told me about it I thought it was pretty silly - glad he was all right but throwing a bagel at a bear is way silly. Cheers!  
    Last post by franc533 - April 21
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  • Will there be any 4/20 events in your area?

    There will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the ...  moreThere will be a few 4/20 gatherings on Vancouver Island but the one I would like to go to is on Sunset beach in Vancouver.  Cypress Hill will be given a free concert  (one of my favorite groups) but if I go I would be insane in the membrane because I would loose a day and a half pay plus it would cost me $500 (ferry coast, gas and other expense's). Cheers!   
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  • Get any good news lately?

    A couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned ...  moreA couple of weeks ago our son that lives in Saskatchewan phoned to let us know that he and his wife put a bid on a house in the BC interior and last night he phoned to give us the good news that they got it. So by July our son, his wife and their dogs will only be a 8 hour drive away instead of a two and a half day drive away. Cheers!  
    Last post by Thriftymaid - April 15
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  • What Sea Captain sung this public service message?

    A sailor goes to many lands anywhere he pleases and he always re...  moreA sailor goes to many lands anywhere he pleases and he always remembers to wash his hands so he don't get any disseises. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Element 99 - April 6
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  • Do you want a free giant garden gnome?

    The new owners of a gas station in Nanoose Bay are loo...  moreThe new owners of a gas station in Nanoose Bay are looking for a new home for their Giant Garden Gnome - its in the World record book as the biggest garden gnome in the World so you will be the only one on your block with a garden gnome that big. It's free - all you have to do is haul it away but you have to get your name in by April 30th. I included a link to a photo and more info about the gnome. Cheers and happy weekend! https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/giant-gnome-at-nanoose-given-marching-orders-1.23652807  less
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  • Does your pet get jealous?

    Whenever I pat a dog at work my dog seems to know it the minute ...  moreWhenever I pat a dog at work my dog seems to know it the minute I get home. Then he will start sniffing my hands and legs - start grumbling - huff off into the front room and then pretend to ignore me for 10 minutes or so. I bet if he could talk he would say stuff like - well were they a good pat. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Any heros in your area that deserve 2 thumbs up?

    Yesterday at a ski resort around here a kid was dangling fr...  moreYesterday at a ski resort around here a kid was dangling from a lift chair about 20 feet off the ground. Some fast thinking young teenagers grabbed some  fencing from the out of bonds area then they used it as a safety net and caught the kid when he dropped. The teens were only about 15 and they were the ones that sprung into action well some of the adults there were just standing around saying oh my oh my well catching the dangling kid on their phones. So my hat goes off and my thumbs go up for those teens. Cheers!   less
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  • If your dog or cat had opposable thumbs what new tricks would you teach them?

    If my dog had opposable thumbs I would teach him to flick a Bic ...  moreIf my dog had opposable thumbs I would teach him to flick a Bic lighter whenever I sing so that I would feel like a rock star. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by barrBANNONtrumpPENCE - March 3
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  • Are you going to sign the Petition to sell Montana to Canada?

    I was just talking to my son that lives in Saskatchewan about a ...  moreI was just talking to my son that lives in Saskatchewan about a US petition to sell Montana to Canada for 1 trillion dollars to help ease the national dept. Montana is close to Saskatchewan and if the deal goes ahead my son is thinking about buying some land there. Cheers!  
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  • Did you - will you get any Valentine Day Cards?

    I just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's e...  moreI just got one from my 4 year old Granddaughter - I think it's extra special because were snowed in and our son (her father) braved the snow to make sure we got it on time. Cheers and have a happy Valentine day tomorrow!  
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  • Has a new character been added to any of your favorite TV series latley?

    I think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the ch...  moreI think they added a new character on the Guilt Free Zone the character is a disembodied head wearing a Zoro masks that floats around the Guilt Free Zone while chanting - trouble  trouble trouble. Then it possesses the staff of the Guilt Free Zone ( a bar) in humorous ways. I like the Guilt Free Zone because it can be pretty funny plus they have a rocking house band - it's on the APTN network. Cheers!  
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  • Have you ever seen a 3D printer in action.

    I haven't but I'd really like to - there is  a dentist clin...  moreI haven't but I'd really like to - there is  a dentist clinic in my area that uses a 3D printer to make false teeth so I'm going to check it out soon. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • Will you get to see the Super Wolf Blood Moon tonight?

    I should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy....  moreI should be able to see it as long as it doesn't get too cloudy.. I missed the last one so I am hoping I get to see this one. Cheers!  
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  • Do you have a LP or 45 record that you bet no other AM member has?

    I have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member h...  moreI have a 45 record from the 60's that I bet no other AM member has. It teaches you how to hunt  moose in Northern Ontario. It tells you how to make a funnel horn out of bark to call moose then the guy makes moose calls. It also explains how to use the funnel to attract moose during the Rut season by using the funnel to imitate the sound of a moose urinating in the water. Half the record is of the guy making the moose calls and rut sounds so I find it hilarious. Cheers!  
    Last post by Mrs. C - January 16
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  • Does your pet look like any famous animal movie stars?

    My dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs W...  moreMy dog looks exactly like the dog in a new movie called A Dogs Way Home. Cheers!  
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  • Could this be another conflict of intrest for Donald Trump?

    This morning Trump made a tweet about the farm bill he will be s...  moreThis morning Trump made a tweet about the farm bill he will be signing and he included a clip from a old Apprentice episode.  In the clip Trump and one of the Apprentices are dressed up like the characters from Green Acers and they are singing the theme song. Trumps version is very similar to the original except when the lady sings her part instead of saying - New York is were I'd rather be - she says - Trump Tower is were I'd rather be. I think it's a conflict of interest because he is advertising his tower. Cheers and happy 3 sleeps till Christmas!   less
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  • Learn anything interesting about wild animals latley?

    Yesterday I was watching a show about Artic hares. The guy said&...  moreYesterday I was watching a show about Artic hares. The guy said once he was taking photos of one that was eating the carcass of another animal - I found that interesting  because I always thought rabbits were vegetarians. He also said that when the hare heard the camera shutter close it charge at him - I found that interesting because I always thought rabbits were timid. Then the guy said that after the hare got up to speed it started running at him on it's hind legs - the hare was about 4 feet tall when it was standing and it had blood all over it's face (from eating the carcass). It would probably be brown trouser time for me if a 4 foot rabbit with blood on it's face charged at me running on it's hind legs. Cheers and happy weekend!   less
    Last post by barrBANNONtrumpPENCE - December 16, 2018
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  • It's a Boy!

    This morning the wife and I became Grandparents for the 2nd time...  moreThis morning the wife and I became Grandparents for the 2nd time.  4 years ago  it was looking like we would never become Grandparents but now we have a 3 year old Granddaughter and a brand new Grandson. Cheers!  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - November 21, 2018
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  • Do you think Uranus can cause earthquakes?

    I think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon ...  moreI think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon and Uranus will be in align and some scientist are saying that gravitational pull will tug on Earths tectonic plates and cause earthquakes. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    Last post by Durdle - November 20, 2018
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  • Smoked my first legal doobie this morning.

    Recreational cannabis became legal in Canada today. Cheers!
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  • Are you looking forward to the Saturday Night Live new season premiere tonight?

    I am but I'll have to wait till tomorrow to watch it because I c...  moreI am but I'll have to wait till tomorrow to watch it because I can't stay up past !:00 PM these days ( so I'll record it). Actually my  PVR will remember to do that for me.  I was thinking how TV technology has changed since the first season of SNL - if I recall my remote control was bigger then a PC key booed and it had a cable  on it that had to hook up to big convert box. TV have come a long way too. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Zack - September 29, 2018
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  • What's your it's the same old same old love story?

    My same old  same old love story is - Country girl meets co...  moreMy same old  same old love story is - Country girl meets county boy and start dating.  Then country girl see's  Punk rock boy and say's ye ha and leaves country boy with a achy breaky heart. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by bookworm - September 29, 2018
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  • Have you started thinking about your Halloween costume yet?

    For the last few Halloweens  I have gone out as Willie...  moreFor the last few Halloweens  I have gone out as Willie Grounds Keeper (from the Simpsons) or the Zig - Zag man. This year I want to be something totally different so I'm thinking of being Barack Obama's brother from another mother. My Barack Obama impression is better then my Willie Grounds Keeper impression but because I don't  really look like Obama  I never consider being him for Halloween. But now as a brother from another mother I don't have to look like him.. Part of my plan is to do Obama type speech's  but make them about  some of the issues in the community like how the new Petro Can gas station will put Ma and Pa business out of business and cause traffic nightmares. Anyway I haven't  been this excited about Halloween since I cut a couple eye holes in one of my mommies  new bed sheets. Cheers!  less
    Last post by Pearl - September 23, 2018
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  • Have you ever almost got shot by a cop?

    Once I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul a...  moreOnce I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and said - I'm just going down to Petro Scam - Petro Scam  is what the local yokels call Petro Can  because of it's high prices but I don't think the cop knew that and he started thinking I had some kind of beef with them. Then he asked me what was with the axe and I said -  it's not an axe it's a wood splitting maul then he said what ever what's the difference so I started to take the sock off the head of the maul to show him. His Glock hand seemed to be getting mighty itchy so I stopped and started telling him the whole story. Which was one of my  Fairwinds ground keeping customers was picking me up at Petro Can and I was going to her house to split up a cord of fir firewood. Then I told him that since she only has a wood chopping axe I bring my wood splitting maul. His Glock hand still seemed a bit itc...    less
    Last post by MorningStar - September 10, 2018
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  • Is there a show or movie that always makes you think about a departed loved one?

    When ever I watch Murdock mysteries or Judge Judy I always think...  moreWhen ever I watch Murdock mysteries or Judge Judy I always think about Leight .And I'm a little extra sad that she won't be around to talk about the new Murdock mysteries  episodes  this fall. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - September 8, 2018
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  • Do you think Donald Trump will want to go on Putins new Reality show?

    The show is called - Russia Kremlin Putin -  it will be a w...  moreThe show is called - Russia Kremlin Putin -  it will be a weekly show and it is State run. Basically it's about Putin hiking around Siberia on the weekends  while people compliment his physical fitness or say things like - if a bear see's Putin they aren't idiots - they will behave themselves properly. Putin is physically fit  but the bear part sounds like  propaganda to me. Anyway I bet within a week Trump will be talking or tweeting about the show and say things like - maybe I should do a show or two  with him. Cheers!  less
    Last post by Pearl - September 6, 2018
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  • Is this another example that Donald Trump is not really a guinius like he say's?

    Trump was recently at a photo OP coloring pictures of the Americ...  moreTrump was recently at a photo OP coloring pictures of the American flag with a bunch of kids - Trumps pictures was the only one that had a blue strip on it. I'm sure that there was an American flag in the room that Trump could of looked at to get his picture right but he failed to do that. So I figure he is not as bright as he claims and or he is mot as patriotic as he claims. BTW it's the Russian flag that has a blue strip on it. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - September 8, 2018
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  • Have you and or would you take a bullit for your pet?

    In a sense I've already taking many bullets  for ...  moreIn a sense I've already taking many bullets  for my dog - sometimes when he expels air and someone say's he stinks I'll say - um that was me.  But I wouldn't take bullet for him and I think he would understand because he heard me promise my Granddaughter that I will be around to do the Robot at her wedding so he wouldn't want to jeopardise that. Cheers!    
    Last post by Merlin - August 15, 2018
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  • If Russia put hostil boots on North American soil how many Divisions or Platoons would it take to take over your area?

    I like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of...  moreI like to think it would take a Division or 2 to get the best of the county buskins in my area but in reality they could probably  do it with 3 Platoons. But whenever they least expected it we would still send a flaming tractor their way or drop Douglas firs on their camp. Cheers!.  
    Last post by Not Sure - November 30, 2018
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  • Besides Elvis what other stars might have faked their death. and do you have proof?

    Shortly after I heard Joey Ramone  died  I started see...  moreShortly after I heard Joey Ramone  died  I started seeing him at community events in the Central Vancouver Island area. Ever time I spotted him he seemed to know that I spotted him and he tried to disappear into the crowd. He is pretty quick but once I was able  to catch up to him and say - gaba gaba hey then he did one of his famous Joey Ramone moves  -  he pulled his sunglass down and stared at me like I was stupid or something. I had seen that gaze in a few of his vids so it convinced me Joey Ramone is alive and well,  Not sure about this part but shortly before Joey Ramone  died he did a guest appearance in a Canadian short film called Road Kill. In his scene a taxi driver says - hey Joey  what are you doing in Sudbury and Joey say's - just looking for some fertile ground. There is no fertile land in Sudbury because of the nickel mines and smelters so I think it was a clue that Joey Ramome was going to fake his death and retire on the Rock...    less
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  • Any Seth Rogen fans here?

    I just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the...  moreI just heard that Seth Rogen is the new guest voice for the recorded messages on the Vancouver BC Sky Train. I think he will make the sky train rides more entertaining  I might even go over to the main land just to ride the sky train and hear Seth Rogen reminding people that their backpack didn't pay a fare so it doesn't get a seat  or telling people that  his mama told him not to put his feet on the seat so make my mama proud and get your feet off the seats. Cheers!  
    Last post by Pearl - August 5, 2018
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  • Do you think Trump will cancle his UK meeting?

    I'm starting to think he will because protesters have been givin...  moreI'm starting to think he will because protesters have been giving the green light to fly their Trump blimp on the day he arrives in the UK. It's called the Angry Baby Blimp - it's pretty funny looking but I don't think Trump will find it funny and cancel the meeting (included a link to more info about the blimp). Cheers! https://news.sky.com/story/trump-angry-baby-blimp-gets-green-light-to-fly-over-london-during-presidents-visit-11426665  
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  • Are the wild animals in your area doing anything really cool right now?

    The eagles around here are teaching their young how to take adva...  moreThe eagles around here are teaching their young how to take advantage of the air streams. It's pretty cool to watch how fast the young catch on and get faster. Pretty soon they will be teaching the young to hunt it's also pretty neat to watch but also a little sad because I know sooner or  later they will be dinning on one of my neighbours cats. Cheers!  
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  • What does Canada and America have in common?

    Answer - a  yearly birthday -  and today is Canada's. ...  moreAnswer - a  yearly birthday -  and today is Canada's. Happy Birthday Canada!  
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  • See any cool animal bones latley?

    Today my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale....  moreToday my neighbor showed me a vertebrate bone from a Grey whale. It was way cool you could see how the other vertebrate would fit together and form a spinal Colum. I was a little jealous that I don't have  anything that neat in my garden. It had been naturally cleaned from being under the water for years. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • Have you heard about any new ideas to help clean up the enviroment?

    I heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the c...  moreI heard that in Sweden they are training crows to clean up the cigarette butts from the city streets. They set up peanut stations around the city and when a crow finds a cigarette butt it brings it to the peanut station and puts the cigarette  butt in and then it gets rewarded with a peanut. I think it's a good environmentally friendly way to clean up all the cigarette butts. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Durdle - June 18, 2018
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  • What's your favorite facial expression from the North Korea meeting?

    Mine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good p...  moreMine is when Trump asked a photographer if he was getting good photos and making them look nice beautiful and thin after the interpolator translated it to Kim he got a puzzled look on his face like he was trying to figure out if Trump just called him fat. Cheers!  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - June 13, 2018
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  • Do you think the White house spends too much money on Scotch tape?

    Apparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, mem...  moreApparently Donald Trump has a habit of tearing up documents, memos and cards into tiny pieces. But because all that stuff  has to be preserved for the National Archives of historical records staffers have to Scotch tape the piece back together. I bet that the tape is costing American tax payers a $100 a year but I don't think it's too much. Because when future generations  are looking at the Presidential records in the archive and they come to the Trump section and they see 1000's of taped up documents the looks on their faces will be priceless. Cheers!   less
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  • What will you miss the most when your caught in the middle of a Trade war?

    For me it will be oranges  - big juicy  oranges with&n...  moreFor me it will be oranges  - big juicy  oranges with the kind of peels that come off in one piece -(that's what |I'll miss the most). But I'm prepared to bite the bullet and eat black berries to  help win the Trade war. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    Last post by Nanoose - June 3, 2018
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  • Have you ever signed a cheak or document then realized it was your User name?

    I  almost did that yesterday I started signing a check...  moreI  almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name  and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not right.  It was at my bank so I just had to cross it out and initial it but I still felt silly. Cheers!  
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  • How about the time he was coloring American flags with some kids...  moreHow about the time he was coloring American flags with some kids and he got the colors wrong. Cheers!   
    in The prez sez one thing he has learned about the job (being prez) is that "YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD". When will he begin to do so? June 20, 2019 4:58 PM MDT 0
  • I figure Trump wants a war to make himself look like a hero and ...  moreI figure Trump wants a war to make himself look like a hero and maybe so he can claim that a war time president can't be impeached because it would be a National security risk. On the other hand maybe Trump doesn't want a war because it would take time and media coverage away from his rallies. Cheers!   
    in "IRAN MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE". The response of the extremely stable genius sb prez the Iran shooting down of a US Drone. MEANING? June 20, 2019 9:59 AM MDT 0
  • Start building up a tolerance for beer that packs a punch - a lo...  moreStart building up a tolerance for beer that packs a punch - a lot of Canadian beer is 8% alcohol. Cheers!   
    in what's the first thing I should do as a permanent resident in Canada June 20, 2019 9:34 AM MDT 3
  • He kind of does work hard - lies don't grow on trees  and f...  moreHe kind of does work hard - lies don't grow on trees  and fall into his lap - he has to make them up then shape, bend and polish his lies. Cheers!  
    in The prez sez one thing he has learned about the job (being prez) is that "YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD". When will he begin to do so? June 20, 2019 8:49 AM MDT 0
  • I think Putin is done with Trump because he knows Trump can't ac...  moreI think Putin is done with Trump because he knows Trump can't accomplish anything - no sense having a puppet thats useless. I'm wondering if Trump will try and play it in his favor and start saying if he doesn't get another term Russia will be able to hack into Americas power grid because he is the only person that  can stop Russia from doing that because he has such a good relationship with Putin. Cheers!  
    in Is Putin gonig to sever the power grid on the USA if we don't keep Trump in office? June 19, 2019 5:15 PM MDT 1
    This post was edited by Nanoose at June 19, 2019 5:15 PM MDT
  • That's a nice name -  congratulations too. Cheers!
    in Do you like my son's name ? June 19, 2019 4:45 PM MDT 2
  • I think there was something weird about that tree dying - it was...  moreI think there was something weird about that tree dying - it was a Oak so they are a hardy tree and should do well in the Washington area - you would also think the White house grounds keepers would know how to take care of a oak tree. My theory is the tree committed suicide because it didn't want to be a part of being friends with Trump. Cheers!  
    in Is there any doubt in your mind that Trump just tweaks the gullible into frenzy for ego polish? June 18, 2019 6:31 PM MDT 1
  • I gave this question some more thought and now I figure I would ...  moreI gave this question some more thought and now I figure I would support the change. Sure I would miss the way they used  to be but I would also be happy for them because I would know that winter is coming and then they could go sit with the boys and say - I just wrote my name in the snow and it has 7 vowels and 8 consonant in it.  Then one of the boys would say high 5 bro and the gap between the sexes would be closed and they would be thought of as equals. Cheers!  
    in What if women changed from vagina to penis. No sex involved, please. Just the other aspects. How would this change us? June 17, 2019 6:43 PM MDT 2
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  • I have a hard time finding the time to fact check all the lies t...  moreI have a hard time finding the time to fact check all the lies that come out of Trump. Scary part is sometimes there might be a  diabolical plan behind Trumps lies. Like a couple of days ago he started claiming that he knows who was behind 9/11.  I don't think he does - I figuring he either wants to start a war so he can claim that you can't impeach a war time president or so he can get one of his opponents out of the race - he might claim it was Biden and his family. Cheers!  
    in Trumps Claims VS Real Facts June 17, 2019 6:10 PM MDT 0
  • Well then women would get to feel the excitement and thrill of s...  moreWell then women would get to feel the excitement and thrill of spelling their name in the snow with their new package. Cheers!  
    in What if women changed from vagina to penis. No sex involved, please. Just the other aspects. How would this change us? June 17, 2019 5:43 PM MDT 5
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  • Sounds like a threat to me. Cheers!
    in A threat, a promise or a sure thing? June 17, 2019 8:31 AM MDT 2
  • I started watching a 60 Minute documentary called 30 hours with ...  moreI started watching a 60 Minute documentary called 30 hours with Donald Trump.  In one scene he was being interviewed and somebody coughed - Trump got all bent out of shape and angrily said - if your going to cough get out of the room. I think you would find that 60 Minute interview interesting and disgusting if you went to the 60 Minute home page you could find it. Cheers!  
    in The self-proclaimed extremely STABLE genius sb prez EXPLODES in rage when he hears anything he doesn't wanna hear. How can that be? June 17, 2019 8:29 AM MDT 1
  • Wouldn't be surprised if some day we find out Trump embezzled ca...  moreWouldn't be surprised if some day we find out Trump embezzled campaign funds but claims he used it for security. His Trump foundation got dismantled for misuse of funds so its not too far fetched to think he would misuse his  campaign funds. Cheers!  
    in More troubles from Trump June 16, 2019 5:49 PM MDT 1
  • I believe he read the report just like I believe he reads the in...  moreI believe he read the report just like I believe he reads the ingredients list on his fast food packages. Cheers!  
    in When George S asked the extremely stable genius sb prez if he had read the Muellar report the sb prez said YES. D'ya REALLY think he did? June 16, 2019 11:17 AM MDT 1
  • Well I'm sure his new Press secretary will have a lot ...  moreWell I'm sure his new Press secretary will have a lot to say about it  and I 'm sure it won't be the truth. Cheers!  
    in The extremely stable genius sb prez cut ties with internal pollsters for leaking the truth. He is TANKING. Anti-truth is couth. Ain't it? June 16, 2019 11:12 AM MDT 2
  • This morning I started getting excited thinking that on Fri...  moreThis morning I started getting excited thinking that on Friday I will get to see the Fathers day card that our Granddaughter made for her father - its like a The Circle Is Competed thing to me. Cheers and happy weekend!    
    in Happy Father's Day. How many children did you have? June 16, 2019 10:53 AM MDT 2
  • I have 2 boys they are both in their 30s now. Cheers and ha...  moreI have 2 boys they are both in their 30s now. Cheers and happy fathers day!  
    in Happy Father's Day. How many children did you have? June 16, 2019 9:22 AM MDT 2
  • Ya but Hillary is not sitting in the Oval office Trump is a...  moreYa but Hillary is not sitting in the Oval office Trump is and its him that has the American way to uphold and I don't think that asking a foreign enemy for dirt is one of those ways. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Trump admitting he would NEVER call the FBI and he would take help from foreign enemies, AND HE IS STILL SITTING IN THE OVAL OFFICE. June 15, 2019 9:25 PM MDT 0
  • I was also thinking Trump is going to ruin this years 4th of Jul...  moreI was also thinking Trump is going to ruin this years 4th of July celebration by making  it all about him and it will open up a few peoples eyes to what a self centered SOB he is. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What is Trump going to do next to insure he does NOT get re-elected, pardon OJ Simpson? June 15, 2019 2:29 PM MDT 1
  • Maybe go to war with Iran then pretend he is good old General Ha...  moreMaybe go to war with Iran then pretend he is good old General Hand Grenade riding in his motorcade - sucking on a gator aid and looking at the mess he made. This morning I started thinking that Trump is involved in a illegal information mining scam to benefit his 2020 campaign.  The other day on twitter Trump had a sign my birthday card and it turns out that maybe the info the people gave will be used to target them to receive Trump campaign information - might not be illegal but who knows what else he is up to. I was also thinking that on the same day as the sign my birthday card there was a #remember John  McCain and it got way more hits then Trumps page. It is surely urking Trump so he is bound to say something or do something that will help him not win the election - like maybe he will order that that ship named after McCain's father be used as target practice then claim he is doing it for national security. Cheers and happy weekend!.    less
    in What is Trump going to do next to insure he does NOT get re-elected, pardon OJ Simpson? June 15, 2019 1:19 PM MDT 2
  • I like to think I'm chaste but my wife calls me a ho - coarse sh...  moreI like to think I'm chaste but my wife calls me a ho - coarse she's talking about a backhoe because I'm like  a machine with a hand shovel. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in Are you chaste or ho? June 15, 2019 12:17 PM MDT 1
  • When I worked at an amusement park sometimes I wo...  moreWhen I worked at an amusement park sometimes I would have to work at night after the park closed. Whenever I was sure no one was going to be around for a few hours me and the security guard would go to roller coaster and shut all the lights off then take turns riding the coaster in the dark (one guy would have to work the brake in the station). It was pretty thrilling but extremely ageist the rules and  one night we got caught by a boss and he fired us on the spot. Then he remembered that the Pacific National Exhibition was in a week and there was still a ton of work to do so he let us off with a warning that it better not happen again. Cheers and happy weekend!   less
    in have you done anything that could cost you your job but didnt June 14, 2019 8:01 PM MDT 1
  • I'm thinking that she might get a job in a restaurant lying that...  moreI'm thinking that she might get a job in a restaurant lying that the fish is fresh. Cheers!  
    in Have you heard? Sarah Sanders leaving White House post, Trump says. June 13, 2019 7:50 PM MDT 2
  • I was just thinking that maybe its like a Quaker meeting because...  moreI was just thinking that maybe its like a Quaker meeting because there is talk about sowing seed. Cheers!   
    in Is answerMug chat the equivalent of a Quaker meeting? June 13, 2019 3:12 PM MDT 3
  • Why a Quaker meeting? Do members talk about "plowing" ...  moreWhy a Quaker meeting? Do members talk about "plowing" or things like that? Cheers!   
    in Is answerMug chat the equivalent of a Quaker meeting? June 13, 2019 3:02 PM MDT 3
  • Bet that she will be replaced by someone from fox and friends. Cheers!
    in Have you heard? Sarah Sanders leaving White House post, Trump says. June 13, 2019 2:55 PM MDT 3
  • If Trump was an Agatha Christie book the title would be I Did It...  moreIf Trump was an Agatha Christie book the title would be I Did It - there have been  a lot of times Trump opened his mouth and incriminated himself. In the mudslinging business dirt doesn't come cheep and sometime the cost is National security and it blows my mind that Trump would be willing to risk that just to win an election. Cheers!  
    in Trump is being investiageted for a CRIME that he would NEVER allow the opposition to commit? TAKING CAMPAIGN HELP FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY. June 13, 2019 12:50 PM MDT 1
  • Ya he is certainly his own worst enemy you would think that woul...  moreYa he is certainly his own worst enemy you would think that would be the last thing he would say. Cheers!  
    in Trump is being investiageted for a CRIME that he would NEVER allow the opposition to commit? TAKING CAMPAIGN HELP FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY. June 13, 2019 12:27 PM MDT 1
  • In my books he did just place a want add and I know pl...  moreIn my books he did just place a want add and I know placing a want add usally costs something. So I wonder if Trump does get dirt on his opponents from a foreign source will  he owe that source anything. What really makes me wonder is why does it always have to be a foreign source  - like with Hilary he called on help from Russia hackers instead of American hackers now he is calling for help from foreign mud slingers instead of American mud slingers. Cheers!  
    in The sb prez might just have well run a WANT AD! "Welcome all foreign countries to contribute dirt on my opponents"! Didja see/hear him? June 13, 2019 11:48 AM MDT 1
  • I'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my...  moreI'm thinking that if I hide some magnets in the waste band of my shorts and in a Hula hoop I could break the World record for keeping a hula hoop going because I wouldn't have to rely on centrifugal  force to keep the hoop up. The World record is probably hours and it would take a lot of energy to keep the hoop up and spinning but that wouldn't be a problem with the magnets - all I would have to do is move my hips a little bit which wouldn't take much energy so I could last for many hours. Cheers!  less
    in Do you have any ideas that just might be crazy enough to work? June 13, 2019 9:15 AM MDT 0
  • It's also a way to recycle - gives a new use to old batteries. Cheers!
    in From where you are sitting, can you reach a knife without getting up? June 12, 2019 8:28 AM MDT 2
  • I haven't heard about it yet but it sure doesn't sound like...  moreI haven't heard about it yet but it sure doesn't sound like a good idea. I figure Kim has already broken agreements so to insure him nobody is going to keep an eye on him is nuts. I'm wondering if Trump has the authority to tell the CIA what they can or can't do - I'm going to google and find out more about it. Cheers!   
    in "Trump promises Kim Jung Un Protection from CIA spying." Comments? June 11, 2019 7:39 PM MDT 1
  • My dog makes all the regular dog sounds plus sometimes when I go...  moreMy dog makes all the regular dog sounds plus sometimes when I goof around with him I can get him to sound sort of like Astro on the Jetsons cartoons. A few days ago I saw a video of a parrot in the UK that says - Trump's a wanker - and I'm going to see if I can teach him to say that. Cheers!  
    in What sound(s) does your pet make? June 11, 2019 7:09 PM MDT 2
    This post was edited by Nanoose at June 11, 2019 7:09 PM MDT
  • Not a knife but I have a few C cell and D cell batteries that I ...  moreNot a knife but I have a few C cell and D cell batteries that I can reach and whip at an intruders chest then finish them off by smashing them with my fire extinguisher. I keep a few batteries in different locations around the house I find that I can throw a battery more accurately then a ball. Cheers!  
    in From where you are sitting, can you reach a knife without getting up? June 11, 2019 6:47 PM MDT 3
    This post was edited by Nanoose at June 11, 2019 6:47 PM MDT
  • I do have smooth sexy legs but I'm not sure if I deserve them be...  moreI do have smooth sexy legs but I'm not sure if I deserve them because I never put any effort into getting them that way and I don't work at keeping them that way - like I don't exercise and I have horrible eating habits. Cheers!.  
    in Do you have the smooth, sexy legs you deserve? June 11, 2019 9:28 AM MDT 2
    This post was edited by Nanoose at June 11, 2019 9:28 AM MDT
  • Grass because grass will get you through times of no azz and gas...  moreGrass because grass will get you through times of no azz and gas better then azz and gas will get you through times of no grass. Cheers!  
    in Azz, gas, or, grass? June 10, 2019 9:39 PM MDT 3
  • No I would just use my shower cap. Cheers!
    in If you were just married and having hard times would you panhandle to try get money for condoms? June 10, 2019 8:37 AM MDT 3
  • Ya but Canadian grizzly bears, wolves and mountain lions are ver...  moreYa but Canadian grizzly bears, wolves and mountain lions are very polite so they say sorry ay after they bite your head off. Cheers!  
    in Are you lucky to live in a country without dangerous animals ? June 9, 2019 5:36 PM MDT 6
  • Maybe some type of confusing business card to break the ice and ...  moreMaybe some type of confusing business card to break the ice and make them start asking questions. Like I could give them a grounds keeping card that says - I plant 2 lips - I mean tulips. Cheers!  
    in You are stuck with ignorant, rude demanding Japanese businessmen. What would be a good business card to present them by way of introduction? June 9, 2019 12:53 PM MDT 2
  • I'm very attached to my reputation it helps making new frie...  moreI'm very attached to my reputation it helps making new friends go smoother and it helps  keep enemies and thief's away from me.  Not sure about the second part of this question but I guess I don't feel in control of what people think but that's fine with me. Cheers!  
    in How attached are you to your reputation? Do you feel in control of what you think others think? June 9, 2019 9:57 AM MDT 5
  • Deep down in side its probably sex. Cheers!
    in Is the energy on Answermug fueled mostly by intellectual curiosity, sex, or weight loss pills? June 9, 2019 9:15 AM MDT 5
  • Well because its Sunday I wear my Holey jeans (I do chores on Su...  moreWell because its Sunday I wear my Holey jeans (I do chores on Sunday so I wear my old work pants that have holes in the knees). Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What do you usually wear on Sundays? Tight white pants and a red hat? June 8, 2019 9:54 PM MDT 4
  • There is probably room for a VW beetle and a couple of traffic c...  moreThere is probably room for a VW beetle and a couple of traffic cones in Trumps naval. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    in Are there any green cheeses? Besides the moon which is part of Mars. June 8, 2019 1:56 PM MDT 2
  • Ya I'm kind of the same way but I think if it wasn't  for S...  moreYa I'm kind of the same way but I think if it wasn't  for Steven Colbert  and Trevor Nowen I'd just be an angry ball of hate - I need humor to cope with the things Trump does and says. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What do you have mixed feelings about seeing? June 8, 2019 11:37 AM MDT 2
    This post was edited by Nanoose at June 8, 2019 11:37 AM MDT
  • There might be some hidden in Trumps bellybutton. Cheers and hap...  moreThere might be some hidden in Trumps bellybutton. Cheers and happy weekend   
    in Are there any green cheeses? Besides the moon which is part of Mars. June 8, 2019 11:20 AM MDT 1
  • I like seeing the Mars Water Bomber flying by because its a pret...  moreI like seeing the Mars Water Bomber flying by because its a pretty cool old 4 engine plane but I also hate to see it fly by because I know it's off to battle a forest fire. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What do you have mixed feelings about seeing? June 8, 2019 11:09 AM MDT 0
  • I don't even think he drove a tricycle when he was a child - he ...  moreI don't even think he drove a tricycle when he was a child - he probably  got a nanny to pull him around in a wagon. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in I wonder if the sb prez ever actually drove a car or was he always LIMOUSINED hither and yon or flown by private jet? June 8, 2019 10:47 AM MDT 1
  • That death can be painless. I figure no matter how easy the deat...  moreThat death can be painless. I figure no matter how easy the death is on the body  the mind still realizes it's about to die and it's extremely painful mentally.  Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in What are some common misconceptions about DEATH? Sorry Rand, if you asked this already, I missed it. June 8, 2019 10:21 AM MDT 3
    This post was edited by Nanoose at June 8, 2019 10:21 AM MDT
  • I think he was thinking about Moon pies and Mars bars ...  moreI think he was thinking about Moon pies and Mars bars  when he made that tweet. Cheers and happy weekend!  
    in "We should be going to Mars (of which the moon is a part")! Guess hoo tweeted that? Didja know? June 8, 2019 9:19 AM MDT 2
  • In areas were there is Fracking drilling a toasted marshmal...  moreIn areas were there is Fracking drilling a toasted marshmallow could be part of the recipe by turning on the tape. Cheers and happy weekend!   
    in Do you have a good recipe for water? June 7, 2019 6:38 PM MDT 5
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    Hello friend, I heard thru the grapevine that you were about to have a birthday, and I wanted to send you a greeting for your special day!!
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