You will never guess so I will just tell you – it’s this guy.
The guy lives in my complex and for the last 2 years I have giving him a friendly hello when ever I saw him outside and he always returned the hello. But a week ago he showed up at my door and after a bit of small talked he asked me what I was doing and I said watching TV. Then he said – oh can I see and he started to step into the door way – so I put my hand up and said – no I’m kind of a private person. The next day he started to not respond to my hellos. And sometimes when I am smoking a doobie and he thinks I’m not looking he will stare at me with a really hatfull look on his face.
So I am almost at the point were I will tell him he owes me $5 for harshing out my buzz. Or tell him that if he doesn't stop starring at me I will buy a stepladder and punch him in the head. Or maybe I will get really hurtful and tell him that his new hair cut makes him look like a 1960’s Mary Tyler Moore. Cheers!
About 20 – 30 feet away.
I have started having a bit of fun with it. About a week ago I was siting on a bench in the park and he was on a bench across the street. A homeless guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy a pair of logging pants. I said no thanks I don’t do any chain sawing anymore but maybe that guy across the street will buy them. The pants only had a 30 - 32 inch leg length and the cross dresser probably takes a 70 inch pant leg length but the homeless guy tried to sell him the pants anyway. Cheers!
I’m starting to think that chain saw pants would be a good look for him.
Chain saw pants are dark blue and they have a wide orange stripe running down the outside of each leg. Those stripes would accentuate his already long legs. Chain saw pants also have suspender buttons on the waste band. Chain saw suspenders are orange and the straps are wide which match the pants nicely. Chain saw pants also have safety padding in them which might give him more shape. Cheers!
I haven't had to ware chainsaw pants in 20 years so I Googed them for old time sake - and I was really surprised how fancy they have become. Now I’m thinking with fancy pants like that he should get himself a pair of fancy logger Corkboots. Cheers! 
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