You will never guess so I will just tell you – it’s this guy. A couple of days before Christmas a Mental health worker gave me a Christmas bag full of homemade Chr... moreYou will never guess so I will just tell you – it’s this guy. A couple of days before Christmas a Mental health worker gave me a Christmas bag full of homemade Christmas treats. He told me it was because his clients – Abby and Kim always talk about how friendly and cheerful I am. While I was enjoying one of the treats I started thinking – hey if Stabby Abby likes me that must mean that she is not planing on stabbing me. Abby has a history of stabbing people. Cheers and happy holidays! less
A few days ago the cashier charged me $11 too much for my groceries. So I told her it wasn’t correct – and she asked me if I was sure.
I pretended to be upset and said... moreA few days ago the cashier charged me $11 too much for my groceries. So I told her it wasn’t correct – and she asked me if I was sure.
I pretended to be upset and said – of coarse I am sure - I used to be a drug dealer – drug dealers are really good at math. She checked the bill and found the mistake.
Cheers!
In parking lots, I purposely walk "at right angles" to avoid suddenly appearing in front of moving vehicles and/or requiring them to wait "forever" if I were walking in a "direct" ... moreIn parking lots, I purposely walk "at right angles" to avoid suddenly appearing in front of moving vehicles and/or requiring them to wait "forever" if I were walking in a "direct" line to my intended destination.Whether that is helpful is questionable - as is my probably-confusing-to-understand example.
And my gif here has nothing to do with my question/answer but it made me smile.It stays. :)
Today at a rally Trump was talking about the fake news reporters at the rally and the bullet proof glass around him. And he said -All we have really over here is the fake news, and... moreToday at a rally Trump was talking about the fake news reporters at the rally and the bullet proof glass around him. And he said -All we have really over here is the fake news, and to get me somebody would have to shoot through the fake news. And I don’t mind that so much.
Cheers!
Inspired by this other question that I posted in the Food and Drink category : https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133830/what-was-a-recent-topic-of-discussion-that-wasn... more Inspired by this other question that I posted in the Food and Drink category : https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133830/what-was-a-recent-topic-of-discussion-that-wasn-t-related-to-foo
