Was it a personal dilemma to care about a bank account when you are so smart!? But no, they said go away. He said go away when I was a dumb drunk libertarian?
I have been wearing short sleeve Hawaiian print shirts with cargo shorts and hiking boots – looks pretty darn cool if I do say so my self.
Cheers and happy weekend!
I usually don’t but I might start.
A year ago I stopped buying eggs and butter after I was really really brave and got a blood test and the doctor told me my cholesterol was ... moreI usually don’t but I might start.
A year ago I stopped buying eggs and butter after I was really really brave and got a blood test and the doctor told me my cholesterol was a bit high.
But the other day I thought I would treat my self so I put a pound of butter in my shopping cart. After walking around the store I figured I should put the butter back. There was a lady by the butter cooler and I figured if she saw me putting the butter back she might think I was poor and couldn’t afford the butter. So I said I better put this back because I’m getting fat.
She said ya that stuff will do it then when I was walking away she said – and by the way you’re not fat.
It felt pretty good so I think I’m going start making fishing for compliments part of my shopping routine.
Put some butter in my cart – put it back – tell people it is because I’m getting fat – then hope they give me a compliment. Cheers! less
You will never guess so I will just tell you – it’s this guy.
The guy lives in my complex and for the last 2 years I have giving him a friendly hello when ever I saw h... moreYou will never guess so I will just tell you – it’s this guy.
The guy lives in my complex and for the last 2 years I have giving him a friendly hello when ever I saw him outside and he always returned the hello. But a week ago he showed up at my door and after a bit of small talked he asked me what I was doing and I said watching TV. Then he said – oh can I see and he started to step into the door way – so I put my hand up and said – no I’m kind of a private person. The next day he started to not respond to my hellos. And sometimes when I am smoking a doobie and he thinks I’m not looking he will stare at me with a really hatfull look on his face.
So I am almost at the point were I will tell him he owes me $5 for harshing out my buzz. Or tell him that if he doesn't stop starring at me I will buy a stepladder and punch him in the head. Or maybe I will get really hurtful and tell him that his new hair cut makes him look like a 1960’s Mary Tyler Moore. Cheers! less
When I was in high school, I worked at the concession stand in a movie theater. Sometimes a customer would give the popcorn a suspicious look, if the popper wasn't on, and ask ... moreWhen I was in high school, I worked at the concession stand in a movie theater. Sometimes a customer would give the popcorn a suspicious look, if the popper wasn't on, and ask 'is that yesterday's popcorn'? I would give them a puzzled look and say 'no, but I can see if there is any in the back for you'.
