A couple of days ago while my wife was taking a nap I thought I would surprize her by putting a new Spring themed tablecloth on the kitchen table. So I took a new tablecloth o... moreA couple of days ago while my wife was taking a nap I thought I would surprize her by putting a new Spring themed tablecloth on the kitchen table. So I took a new tablecloth out of the linen drawer and placed it on a kitchen chair. Then I took everything off the table and wiped it down. Then I put the old tablecloth back on the table and put all the stuff back on it. The silliest part was after my wife got up my feelings were a little hurt because she didn't thank me for putting on a new tablecloth. Took me a day to realise the reason she didn't thank me was because I didn't put the new one on the table. Cheers and happy weekend! less
My friend commented that she didn't understand why anyone would park in the surface lot when there was an option to park in a ramp. I was surprised because I feel the opposite way.... moreMy friend commented that she didn't understand why anyone would park in the surface lot when there was an option to park in a ramp. I was surprised because I feel the opposite way. My question assumes cost and convenience are the same.
I have heated my home with firewood for over 30 years but I think I have had enough of it. It is a lot of hard work and not very good for the environment so this will probably... moreI have heated my home with firewood for over 30 years but I think I have had enough of it. It is a lot of hard work and not very good for the environment so this will probably be the last year I heat with wood. I am going to go with electricity so I started buying energy efficient space heaters. Electricity is pretty cheap in BC plus in BC it is all produced from renewable resources. Heating with wood has helped keep me in good shape so I will have to find some kind of exercise. Cheers and happy weekend! less
I don't because I have taught a few old dogs new tricks. The last old dog I taught a new trick to was probably 120 years old in human years. But I taught him how to do the What's U... moreI don't because I have taught a few old dogs new tricks. The last old dog I taught a new trick to was probably 120 years old in human years. But I taught him how to do the What's Up head nod and how to look cool while doing it. Before I taught him the trick he spent most of his day looking out the window and resting his chin on the window sill. So I started giving him a what's up head nod ever time I went out on the deck and after 6 months or so he started giving me one back. But it wasn't a very cool looking what's up head nod so I spent another year teaching him how to do the what's up head nod in a cool looking way. I bet I could also teach a 120 year old person how to look cool while doing a what's up head nod. Cheers! less
After 40 years of not wanting to know my wife. And 37 years of not wanting to know my sons because (in her mind) their mother was a whore (pardon my French) my evil half siste... moreAfter 40 years of not wanting to know my wife. And 37 years of not wanting to know my sons because (in her mind) their mother was a whore (pardon my French) my evil half sister from Windsor wants to do a kiss and make up sort of thing. So I am torn between doing the harsh thing when she calls or doing the gangster thing when she calls. The harsh way would be to give her a piece of my mind and then telling her to F off. The gangster way would be to tell her that if she ever bothers me again or she try's to get a hold of me by bothering my sons she will be sleeping with the mud puppies in the Detroit river. Then I would remind her that I still have some pretty long arms and that I was always Grandma's favorite. Cheers! less
I get catfished on SW a lot. But they can't catch me because I am like that smart old carp in the pond (smart a** that is). Sometimes I like to have a bit of fun with them. A ... moreI get catfished on SW a lot. But they can't catch me because I am like that smart old carp in the pond (smart a** that is). Sometimes I like to have a bit of fun with them. A few weeks ago I got a PM from someone claiming to be a 45 year old female. The first message was - Hi how are you? So I replied - I'm fine. The second message was - Good do you like to be tickled? So I replied - I'm not sure because I am from Nigeria royalty and Nigerian royalty aren't ticklish - it is kind of like home English royalty don't sweat. The next message was - you don't look Nigerian. So I said - Well that's because I'm not wearing my Agbada robe or wearing my Nigerian headband. I goof around like that until they figure the catfish aren't biting. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Inspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139549/has-your-memory-been-a-disappointment-to-you/view/post_id/977845/page/1
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Once when I was in grade school I got the skin on my package caught in my pant zipper. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there whimpering. Then the class bully walked into t... moreOnce when I was in grade school I got the skin on my package caught in my pant zipper. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there whimpering. Then the class bully walked into the washroom and asked me why I was being a big baby and crying. I explained what was going on and he said - eeeeey you have to pull the zipper down then he left. The next day he started talking to me and we eventually became friends. Cheers!
