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I’m in very high demand, so you really have to claw your way to the top of the heap to catch my attention. Survival of the flirtiest, you see.
Tread carefully make sure you don’t muddy the lines between on duty and off duty activities, mon frère. That partnership jazz doesn’t automatically grant privileges across the board. (Grrrrrrr.)
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I’m the lead officer on this particular case, so your interference is both unwarranted and unwanted.
I’ll inform her personally of the ins and outs of the law.
She has already given her consent for me to enter, so please just run along and peddle your papers somewhere else. This will take a while, be a mensch and let the Watch Commander know I won’t be back to the precinct house until next shift. (Cough, cough.)
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Exigent circumstances require immediate action on the part of the responding officer. In the interest of officer safety, I have to know what she has on her person, and ensure there’s nothing that might hurt me. It’s all perfectly legal and legitimate.
(Please stop wiggling so much, Miss. I can’t get an accurate read on all the good parts when you do that.)
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Hey, wait!
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Jealous, I see. (Predictable.)
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Oh, you’re one of those. Par for the course, though, that a known criminal (queenpin) advocates less enforcement of laws. Grrrrrrr.
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Jane S has long campaigned against rampant use of hyphens. I’m weak when it comes to the power she has over me.
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