I get catfished on SW a lot. But they can't catch me because I am like that smart old carp in the pond (smart a** that is). Sometimes I like to have a bit of fun with them. A ... moreI get catfished on SW a lot. But they can't catch me because I am like that smart old carp in the pond (smart a** that is). Sometimes I like to have a bit of fun with them. A few weeks ago I got a PM from someone claiming to be a 45 year old female. The first message was - Hi how are you? So I replied - I'm fine. The second message was - Good do you like to be tickled? So I replied - I'm not sure because I am from Nigeria royalty and Nigerian royalty aren't ticklish - it is kind of like home English royalty don't sweat. The next message was - you don't look Nigerian. So I said - Well that's because I'm not wearing my Agbada robe or wearing my Nigerian headband. I goof around like that until they figure the catfish aren't biting. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Inspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139549/has-your-memory-been-a-disappointment-to-you/view/post_id/977845/page/1
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Once when I was in grade school I got the skin on my package caught in my pant zipper. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there whimpering. Then the class bully walked into t... moreOnce when I was in grade school I got the skin on my package caught in my pant zipper. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there whimpering. Then the class bully walked into the washroom and asked me why I was being a big baby and crying. I explained what was going on and he said - eeeeey you have to pull the zipper down then he left. The next day he started talking to me and we eventually became friends. Cheers!
It is thought that Sobhraj murdered at least 20 tourists in South and Southeast Asia, including 14 in Thailand. He was convicted and jailed in India from 1976 to 199... moreIt is thought that Sobhraj murdered at least 20 tourists in South and Southeast Asia, including 14 in Thailand. He was convicted and jailed in India from 1976 to 1997. After his release, he retired, promoting his infamy in Paris. Sobhraj returned to Nepal in 2003, where he was arrested and tried and received a life sentence. On 21 December 2022, the Supreme Court of Nepal ordered his release from prison because of his old age, after he had served 19 of the 20 year sentence. On 23 December, he was released and deported to France. less
Aye Aye Captain. Oh who is the guy in a eye patch that looks just like me?Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Shot himself in the eye hilariously. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Now he is going to ja... moreAye Aye Captain. Oh who is the guy in a eye patch that looks just like me?Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Shot himself in the eye hilariously. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Now he is going to jail for conspiracy. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. And he'll live in the same room were he has to go pee. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Stew Rhodes the leader of the Oath Keepers was found guilty of sedition and now faces up to 60 years in prison. One of the talk shows made up a song about him sung to the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song and I thought I would share it. Cheers! less
