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Are you sure?:)
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We all need a guiding hand:)
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That's what I like. A little black on white love.
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I know your wife and kids left you, but, no.
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Really Jonny Goat? I'm with Element 99! HUH?
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No I did'nt!
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I tell McDonald's two teabags per cup and I haven't been refused... moreI tell McDonald's two teabags per cup and I haven't been refused. 20 ounces?! I'd say two.
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I'm gonna try this! Tomorrow!
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Thank you!
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Good snatch of existence! :)
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Myself Screaming..NOOOOO!
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270 dollars when I went to the bathroom in an old dump wit... more 270 dollars when I went to the bathroom in an old dump with other losers and got up and left it by the toilet by accident and when I realize it 30 seconds later I turn back and it was mollycoddled by the person who wouldn't open the locked bathroom door and I gave up.
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I can't help it. I've been diagnosed with mood disturbance. Leav... moreI can't help it. I've been diagnosed with mood disturbance. Leave me the hell alone!
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It's working. It's working. After 2 hours sitting in a cold clea... moreIt's working. It's working. After 2 hours sitting in a cold clean room. The cheese is there too. Thanks Happy New Year!
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It's ruined! Where my cheese!
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Yup!
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Yup!
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Evil can evil. It's a thing you should know.
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Hey this a funny question! I'd say hard liquor and cigarettes the most.
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Ya! I knew it. Hey Ho! Fellow bohemian!
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Walking with their smart phones open staring down.
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And more turmeric or pepper for a snappy taste. Not like drinkin... moreAnd more turmeric or pepper for a snappy taste. Not like drinking liquid butter.
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Shuhak no feel bad I meant nothing but playful cynicism. Don't d... moreShuhak no feel bad I meant nothing but playful cynicism. Don't do anything off. Askers pick I give you the fact although I did not ask this mess! Plot twist anyways..because I read a lot and never use the words to even pronounce them correctly anyways so be good hippy relax.
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I wouldn't either, but, IT'S COMING!
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Bitching about American greed and Republicans run in my family. ... moreBitching about American greed and Republicans run in my family. I hate the day but the night is okay! One brother say, I'm going to Europe! I don't blame him. Can't go a motel without King Kong stomping up above. Listen up you McDonald's retards I said McCafe. Not a frappe!
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And I'm gonna say Chris for telling me while I was eating my egg... moreAnd I'm gonna say Chris for telling me while I was eating my egg roll that it's time throw it away so I left a loose hot mustard so it would spill on his pants when he picked it up. My saying Jesus wasn't enough for him though he used it against me. No! I had no idea the hot mustard was going to be deliberately mishandled.
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Knock knock knock..Time to gooo!
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I just bought lactose free milk and it's milk light.
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The End!? Are you reading the Bible again?
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No..it's too cold to snow and crystal clear out
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That's not what you said. You said sans booze without alcohol so... moreThat's not what you said. You said sans booze without alcohol so you must be a little off with your plot twist.
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It ain't gonna happen because scumbags like Trump live forever d... moreIt ain't gonna happen because scumbags like Trump live forever don't you know that by now? Ya! The good die young, but, scumbags live forever! Ya!
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Holy s#$t and shinola Batman!
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She did!
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I know the feeling because eventually, like cigarrettes, booze h... moreI know the feeling because eventually, like cigarrettes, booze has you! Marijuana therapy! If you have to be an addictive personality your whole life! Like me. You can't take the narcotics out of the boy!
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Definition of noncontiguous. : not contiguous; especia... moreDefinition of noncontiguous. : not contiguous; especially. : not adjoining along a boundary or consisting of parts that adjoin. a noncontiguous college campus. These parcels on noncontiguous land averaged nearly 50 acres in size …. —John MacKillop.
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'telligence is sexzy!?
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Right! But, wrong?
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