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Nanoose

If Trump sells Alaska to Russia will he throw in a road map to Canada’s Yukon?

While fear-mongering about crime in Washington, D.C today, Trump told reporters - “You know, I’m going to see Putin. I’m going to Russia on Friday.”
Some people are saying that Trump actually thinks that Alaska is in Russia. But I figure nobody could be that stupid. I figure the real reason Trump said he will be going to Russia is because he already made a secret deal to sell Alaska to Russia - so he figures tecnically he will be in Russia on Friday. Cheers!

Posted - Mon at 6:59 PM
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  • 10889
    I'm afraid he is that stupid.  he thinks life is a realty show and that he's the star.
      August 12, 2025 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    He is a star – a star that has almost exhausted it’s fuel and is about to go supernova – then fade away. Trump’s fuel is his base and he is starting to lose them. Cheers!

      August 12, 2025 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 10889
    No, he's a former star who is now a black hole.  
      August 12, 2025 11:06 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    Yeah but if he was black hole he could still suck people in. I think it would be best for the Universe if he went supernova and his ending was like this - 
    Cheers!

      August 12, 2025 11:23 AM MDT
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  • 10889

    Ah, if only.

     

    Like the gravity of a black hole, his stupidity is sucking people in. 

      August 12, 2025 11:33 AM MDT
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  • 4743
    Stupidity, thy name is Donald J. Trump.  I'd bet he couldn't find Alaska or Russia on a map.
      August 12, 2025 10:10 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    A few day’s ago Trump was talking about the Alaska meeting and he said something about having to cross the Bering Strait - but the trip would be worth it. I thought he must be talking about Putin doing the crossing – but maybe he was talking about himself - and he was planing on bringing some carrot slices to snack on during the crossing. Cheers! 

    ( PS: just joking about the carrot sticks)

     

    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 12, 2025 1:27 PM MDT
      August 12, 2025 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 10889
    Not carrot sticks, French fries.
      August 12, 2025 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    Yep and he will wash them down with a quart of gravy. Trump just signed an executive order to bring back the Presidential fitness test. A few years ago Trump was asked about exercise and he said he doesn't believe in it because a person only gets so much energy and when they use it up that’s it. Now he is going to bring fitness back. Cheers!

     

      August 12, 2025 5:14 PM MDT
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  • 4743
    He's probably never eaten a carrot stick in all his adult life.
      August 12, 2025 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 11886

    When reporters asked the WH if Trump was actually going to Russia the WH responded with a simple TDS. Americans should know if their president is going to Russia or he just made a boo boo - and they deserve better then an oh you just have TDS for asking that question. Cheers!

      August 12, 2025 5:00 PM MDT
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  • 35545
    He left out a word.  But everyone knows what he was talking about.  

    I am going to see Putin. I am  going to see Russia on Friday. 
      August 13, 2025 5:07 AM MDT
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  • 4743
    He's not going to "see Russia."  He's going to meet with Putin in Alaska.   This post was edited by Spunky at August 13, 2025 5:16 AM MDT
      August 13, 2025 5:15 AM MDT
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  • 11886

     

    He left out a word twice – he said he was going to Russia 2x. Also you can’t see Russia from Anchorage Alaska.


    But according to Trump he has a very big “a brain”. Wondering if a person with a very big “a brain” would leave a word out twce. Cheers! 


     

    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 13, 2025 8:45 AM MDT
      August 13, 2025 7:54 AM MDT
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