Please explain it to me like I'm a starving child with cancer.
I’ll try to explain it the way Trump would explain it to a starving kid with cancer.
Look America spends a Kazillion dollars a day taking care of kids like you – then because you are weak you die anyway. Do you know what a Kazillion dollars is? Of coarse you don’t because you are too busy complaining about yourself. America needs a place were strong wealthy American’s can get a break from catering to weak people like you.
Cheers!
Well I was going to add a bit about how Trump was pigging down a burger while he was talking to the starving kid. And when he was done filling his face he started making fun of the wig the kid was wearing because their hair fell out because of the cancer treatment. But I didn’t because I thought it would be a bit much for a Monday morning. Cheers!
Forgot to mention that the starving kid said – please sir can I have a bite of your burger. Which drove Trump into a rage and he said – look kid don’t get uppity with me - I eat little sh*ts like you for breakfast. And the starving kid said – you eat little sh*ts for breakfast? (stole that joke from Adam Sandler) Cheers!