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If I was on fire, what would you pick up first?

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  • Randy D and Merlin like this

  • Randy D
    Randy D
    (were on fire)
    April 25, 2017 - 1 likes this

  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Randy D
    You could at least have bloody voted >:-(
    April 25, 2017 - 2 like this

  • Randy D
    Randy D Slartibartfast
    April 27, 2017

  • <i>Benedict Arnold</i>
    Benedict Arnold

    Well of course I'm gonna record the event on my phone
    and post it here at answerMug in the video section
    overdubbed with the song "Burning Up" by Kylie Minogue.
    LOL! Na Na Na Na Boo Boo! That's what you get.
    (just kidding ya know. I'd get the water, but only if you admit how FAB she is.)

    April 26, 2017 - edit - delete - 2 like this

  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Benedict Arnold
    She's 48. Still performs the SAW songs that made her so yucky. She's done some reasonable stuff since, but that plastic gunk was so seriously awful that she just can't redeem herself in my eyes. Not a fan of Neighboring (detergent drama that kickstarted her career), either.
    April 26, 2017 - 2 like this

  • <i>Benedict Arnold</i>
    Benedict Arnold Slartibartfast
    LMAO!  All I can say is you better not stand to close to any errant flames.
    April 26, 2017 - edit - delete - 2 like this

  • Merlin
    Well Slartibarfast, as I was dialing 911, I would be asses the situation. Where are you?  What is the probable cause of you being on fire.  With this knowledge, I can better assist you.  If I know you are in the kitchen, it is different than if you were in a field of grass, etc. After this, I would take the appropriate actions help you.  I would definitely listen to the 911 operator if I was able to get through to them. 
    May 2, 2017 - 1 likes this


  • CallMeIshmael
    I guess "A fire extinguisher" would be the best answer.  But I did think of "A pick ax."  Firemen always seem to be carrying a pick ax.  Maybe it's to bury the burned.
    June 4, 2017 - 2 like this

  • tom jackson
    tom jackson
    A can of gasoline in case no one had a smartphone handy.

    (A paraphrased line from one of Steven Segal's movies---1997  Fire Down Below

    June 4, 2017 - 2 like this