Inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138722/have-you-ever-or-would-you-go-to-a-paranormal-investigation-i-m
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Can’t be my house. All of the cells in the dungeon comfortably furnished lavish apartments in the volunteers’ dormitory are filled to capacity on a year-round basis. (Cough, cough.)
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You don’t have authority to do that.
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I get that a lot; women are usually quite reluctant to leave my bed. (Cough, cough.)
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(((If any of them show up pregnant, I declare my innocence in advance.)))
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