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Why do some people attract the grammar police more than others do?

*signs in to correct misplaced apostrophe before she gets a grammar ticket*


*looks at one of the posts above*


Hey!!!  Why isn’t that person getting a ticket?  That’s worse!

Disclaimer: This question wasn’t meant to be all that serious.

Posted - October 11, 2023

Responses


  • 13277
    I think you mean these valiant guys…
      October 11, 2023 11:17 AM MDT
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  • 111
    A better question would be why do people place apostrophes where they don't belong? It's a time-consuming and fiddlesome way of trolling and quite frankly, I thought most people would have better things to do with their time.
      October 11, 2023 3:10 PM MDT
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  • 10664
    Profiling 
      October 11, 2023 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I knew it!
      October 12, 2023 6:17 AM MDT
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  • 53531

     


      ~

      October 13, 2023 11:07 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    He’s doing a steak-out.

    Oh wait, yum!

      October 14, 2023 8:44 AM MDT
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  • 53531

     

      Hold the mayo! (Grrrr.)


    ~

      October 15, 2023 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 11135
      October 11, 2023 7:33 PM MDT
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  • 53531

     

      No citation needed here, no due process, just come along with me, Miss. I’ll personally take the role of your judge and jury and jailer. I have a special cellblock set aside for people like you who goad officers by intentionally committing infractions. Grrrrrrrrrrr.




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      October 13, 2023 4:37 PM MDT
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  • 11135
      October 13, 2023 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Randy grew a ‘stache and heard his first Mantovani record, so he decided to become white!

    Yours truly is at the corrections desk.
      October 14, 2023 2:41 AM MDT
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  • 7795
    I guess it depends on how offended the other party is. Your atrocious grammar hurts people and they feel as though they have to correct you before bedtime.
      October 11, 2023 7:38 PM MDT
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  • 53531

     

     Priorities. (Cough, cough.)
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      October 15, 2023 8:01 AM MDT
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  • 17619
    Different levels of ignorance I suppose.
      October 13, 2023 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Comma needed after “ignorance.”
      October 15, 2023 8:10 AM MDT
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