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When did you or your kids tell your or their first dirty joke?

Inspired by one of the replies to this question: 

https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138636/what-s-the-punchline-to-one-of-your-favorite-jokes

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Posted - December 5, 2022
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  • 17398
    I'm still waiting.
      December 5, 2022 7:12 PM MST
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  • 5455
    My kids probably aren’t old enough to come home from school with dirty jokes yet, maybe in a year or two.
      December 9, 2022 7:54 AM MST
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  • 44228
    Never that I know of. I never told them any.
      December 5, 2022 7:26 PM MST
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  • 5455
    I‘m not aware of ever telling my kids a dirty joke either but they have long-distance bionic hearing.  It only works long distance, not when I’m directly in front of them, so I don’t know what they heard and are waiting to repeat at the most inopportune time.
      December 9, 2022 7:58 AM MST
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  • 22907

    I got sent to the school principal's office and sent home from school when I was in first grade for telling, with the motions, my first grade teacher the newest joke that I had heard and I thought was so funny  --


    "Milk, milk,
    lemonade,
    round the corner,
    fudge is made"


    I think I remember both of my parents laughing quietly to themselves as they drove me home in the car.  :)
      December 5, 2022 8:31 PM MST
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  • 5455
    Aww, that’s cute.  I don’t think you should’ve been sent home, but then again, I got sent home in 8th grade for wearing socks with peace signs on them.  The next day, my dad sent me to school in a T-shirt with a mushroom cloud on it.  The principal was no match for my dad’s passive-aggressiveness so he just glared at me all day.
      December 9, 2022 7:21 AM MST
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  • 1894
    When I was in 7th grade at a Catholic school a plain clothes guy teacher declared the class a bunch of dirty filthy hippies! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at December 9, 2022 6:57 PM MST
      December 9, 2022 7:27 AM MST
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  • 5455
    I went to a Protestant school, so it was like Catholic school but without all of the fun. 
      December 9, 2022 7:53 AM MST
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  • 44228
    And no nuns with rulers.
      December 9, 2022 9:01 AM MST
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  • 1894
    I was getting exhausted by my math teacher and thought he was a dictator so the next day with advice of my brother, I put The Life Of Adolph Hitler book sleeve over the math book and he was pizzed! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at December 9, 2022 6:57 PM MST
      December 9, 2022 7:49 AM MST
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  • 22907
    :)
    :)


    (And thanks for a Pick.)
      December 9, 2022 6:58 PM MST
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  • I was seven or eight years old. My first dirty joke was the first of many. When I was a kid, dirty jokes and cussing were my most frequent offenses.
      December 8, 2022 10:57 PM MST
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