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I turned into a b. Could I be pregnant?

I’m asking for a friend.

Posted - December 31, 2022

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  • 53509

     

     Why did you turn into it? Was it too big to ignore?


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      December 31, 2022 12:11 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      I doubt you’re pregnant because of that: in my experiences, it’s usually a different letter that causes such things. (Cough, cough.)


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      December 31, 2022 12:14 PM MST
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  • 5451
    That D guy was seen snooping around in the vicinity of J’s house which is right next door to I.  That might make him a person of interest.
      December 31, 2022 12:27 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Some women actually like D! 


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      December 31, 2022 3:20 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Which alibi are you going to go with this time?
    (Grrrrrrr.)

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      December 31, 2022 12:17 PM MST
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  • 10641
    Nah, just a bad driver.
      December 31, 2022 12:28 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I sent me a text while I was driving.  That’s probably it.
      December 31, 2022 12:35 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      I sent you a text message? What did it say?

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      December 31, 2022 7:41 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I said she thought J was following her.
      December 31, 2022 8:03 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

     J was most likely jealous that I was talking with you, and rammed your car . . . wait, this is confusing, isn’t it? (Arrrgghh.)




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      December 31, 2022 8:20 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I was talking with U also.  U should be careful.  I heard V is coming after U.
      January 2, 2023 12:03 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      You’re right, I should be more careful, because this stuff happens to me all the time: whenever a V comes after me, or comes quickly, or comes satisfactorily, or comes often, expectations of W aren’t too far behind. Grrrrrrr.

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      January 2, 2023 12:17 AM MST
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  • 13277
    All these responses from Randy make the truth - and the baby daddy - obvious.
      December 31, 2022 7:45 PM MST
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  • 53509

    Hey, wait . . . ! I have a solid alibi; I was in Minneapolis all that month!


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      December 31, 2022 7:57 PM MST
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  • 16791
    Only if you turned into a Queen B. Worker Bs and drones don't get pregnant.
      December 31, 2022 11:08 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I want to be the queen bee so I can be charge of the hive.  I have the hives.  Oh wait…
      January 2, 2023 12:13 AM MST
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  • 44619
    May b.
      January 2, 2023 8:30 AM MST
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