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Kittigate

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  • Last Update: 3 hours ago
  • Joined: January 2, 2016

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  • Screen Name* Kittigate
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver BC Canada
  • About Me: Retired an­d just rel­axing.
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  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to What was the last thing your spouse/gf/bf did for you?:
    My gal friend came to spend the day with me last month for my birthday party. She brought balloons, cake and her cat Hunter along with herself.
    • 3 hours ago
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate started a discussion:
    What is your source for humor when you need to laugh things up a bit?
    I get regular email newsletters from the Onion, I think their humor is pretty good. I don't have TV or I'd be watching the Simpsons like I used to.
    • 3 hours ago
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to What is the worst thing that you have ever given to anyone? ~:
    • 4 hours ago
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to What is the worst thing that you have ever given to anyone? ~:
    I gave a guy a padlock one time. I attached it to the spokes of his bicycle to get even with something nasty he did to me.
    • 9 hours ago
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to When is the last time you went to your doctor?:
    It does but you gotta have it in your system all the time. Raised blood pressure is an aftereffect that comes with sobering up. BP becomes reduced and 'normal' after a day or two of sobriety.
    • Mon at 9:05 AM
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to ATTENTION CANADIANS: Don't let moose lick your cars, eh.:
    That sounds very 'amoosing'. In winter there is a lot of salt used on the roads which gets sprayed onto the vehicle traffic. The moose like to get their salt fix by licking it off the vehicles when people stop to do moose watching. I guess there might&nbs...  moreThat sounds very 'amoosing'. In winter there is a lot of salt used on the roads which gets sprayed onto the vehicle traffic. The moose like to get their salt fix by licking it off the vehicles when people stop to do moose watching. I guess there might  be a chemical additive that could be harmful to the animals.  
    • November 22
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Does the second coming of Jesus apply to Christians only? Jews created Jehovah, don't follow Jesus teachings. Just a Christian fantasy?:
    People of the Baha'i Faith believe their founder- Baha'u'allah - is the return of Jesus.Pronounced 'ba-howla'.
    • November 22
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to What are some common phrases heard in military life that you don't often hear in civilian communities? :
    Yer welcome!
    • November 21
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to What are some common phrases heard in military life that you don't often hear in civilian communities? :
    Canadian Navy...Stand easy (coffee break)'Up spirits' (open the rum locker and prepare rum issue)Hands to muster for grog (go line up for your daily rum ration)Batten down the hatches (prepare for high winds and heavy seas)Shore leave (off duty and free t...  moreCanadian Navy...Stand easy (coffee break)'Up spirits' (open the rum locker and prepare rum issue)Hands to muster for grog (go line up for your daily rum ration)Batten down the hatches (prepare for high winds and heavy seas)Shore leave (off duty and free to go ashore)Dropped a sprog (just had a baby)AWOL (gone absent without authorization)  
    • November 21
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to How long have you been nodding off in your seat now?:
    I'll be nodding off pretty soon because I just came in from being out in the cold all afternoon.
    • November 21
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to When is the last time you went to your doctor?:
    'Bout a month ago for a blood pressure test and to renew my prescription for BP medication. My blood pressure has been behaving much better in the years since I quit boozing.
    • November 21
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to What do you think Mr Trump's best option is; resign and obtain pardon via president Pence or fight tooth & nail to have his case for re-:
    Right.
    • November 15
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to If you were a police detective, what kind of questions do you think you would be asking?:
    LOL!
    • November 15
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate started a discussion:
    What do you think Mr Trump's best option is; resign and obtain pardon via president Pence or fight tooth & nail to have his case for re-
    election go all the way to the Supreme Court?He has been concerned about being pardoned because that would mean he had done something wrongful and illegal. "I have never done anything wrong" he has claimed."I have the absolute right to pardon myself" he h...  moreelection go all the way to the Supreme Court?He has been concerned about being pardoned because that would mean he had done something wrongful and illegal. "I have never done anything wrong" he has claimed."I have the absolute right to pardon myself" he has also claimed.  
    • November 15
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate started a discussion:
    If you were a police detective, what kind of questions do you think you would be asking?
    And probably not expecting entirely truthful answers..
    • November 15
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to What's the most serious injury you've ever received from an other-than-human animal? :
    Mostly dog bites, a few cat bites and scratches, stung under the chin by a wasp, a bull stepped on my foot one time; nothing broken but was sore for a few days, kicked by a cow once -bruised.
    • November 15
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Trump supporters will get squashed! Good?:
    Pure grunge!
    • November 15
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Trump supporters will get squashed! Good?:
    Right! So squashed that you will be able to make Trump supporter mincemeat sammiches.
    • November 15
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to How many hours have you spent raking leaves this past week? :
    I spend about an hour a week sweeping up leaves. When I am 'oot and aboot'  with my walker the wheels pick up leaves which become bungled up in the wheel wells of the walker then when I get home deposits a trail of leaves from the elevator to my unit...  moreI spend about an hour a week sweeping up leaves. When I am 'oot and aboot'  with my walker the wheels pick up leaves which become bungled up in the wheel wells of the walker then when I get home deposits a trail of leaves from the elevator to my unit (about 60 feet) which I have to mop up. Everybody tracks leaves into the lobby and that is a job for the janitor to look after.  
    • November 14
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to A loser book club featuring every book he ever read? "The Art of the Deal". And? Oh right. He says he read THE BIBLE. Think that's true?:
    I guess his parents probably never had their  kids going to Sunday school.
    • November 14
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to A loser book club featuring every book he ever read? "The Art of the Deal". And? Oh right. He says he read THE BIBLE. Think that's true?:
    If you asked the Donald 'what are the first three words of the Bible?' He would have to honestly say 'i don't know'.
    • November 14
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to If you could choose a so-called 'super-food', what would be your choice?:
    For the best nutrition superfood I think creamed red beet root with sardine chunks stirred in and add some turmeric and black pepper for flavor.
    • November 13
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to If someone asked you never to reveal something to anyone else and then that person passed away, are you still bound to the request?:
    People who are deceased may sometimes leave behind a ' residual force' known as a ghost. Would anyone want to risk being haunted by the deceased person's ghostly apparitions if they dare expose that person's most personal private secrets?
    • November 13
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Does anti-matter matter?:
    You could put it in tablets and get rich selling to people who are trying to lose weight.
    • November 13
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Has anyone here left Answermug because of grammar policing?:
    Do you mean because of a jail sentence due to non-payment of fines?
    • November 12
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better....:
    I have heard of that. My friend said that is what happened with her Lotto playing mother.
    • November 12
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better....:
    'Zat right? I never heard of anyone playing a number sequence.
    • November 12
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better....:
    Interesting analogy. I guess I would have to get a search permit to go on people's property.
    • November 12
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better....:
    For sure he must gotta be the AM stud!
    • November 12
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better....:
    I think the odds might be a tiny bit higher of getting any sequence of numbers like 1-2-3-4-5-6 or 38-39-40-41-42-43 or 44-45-46-47-48-49 than a non-sequence.selection in a draw. Just guessing though.Are there any mathematicians in the crowd?I watch the d...  moreI think the odds might be a tiny bit higher of getting any sequence of numbers like 1-2-3-4-5-6 or 38-39-40-41-42-43 or 44-45-46-47-48-49 than a non-sequence.selection in a draw. Just guessing though.Are there any mathematicians in the crowd?I watch the draw results quite often and I have never seen any sequence of numbers ever drawn - except maybe a 32-33 sequence or something.  
    • November 12
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate started a discussion:
    Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better....
    Odds to be drawn or both the same?
    • November 12
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to If there was section for good news stories and a section for bad news stories in your newspaper, which would you be inclined to read first?:
    Yeah.. 'good' news stories kind of helps give me a positive sense of well being.
    • November 11
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to are you financially independant ?:
    No.. that is why I keep buying lottery tickets.
    • November 11
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to For those of you who are "of a certain age" besides still being alive what is the best thing about being old?:
    Pension; freedom from having to 'get up and go to work' routine.
    • November 11
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Suppose your brain somehow magically became genius capability; what is something you would like to be able to figure out and understand...:
    Excellent!
    • November 11
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate started a discussion:
    Suppose your brain somehow magically became genius capability; what is something you would like to be able to figure out and understand...
    That your normal brain alone could never achieve?
    • November 10
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Is this the end or the beginning of the end?:
    It's the beginning of the cull of the human population. Nature is going to whack us down by some means or another till a significant reduction is made.
    • November 10
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to The AnswerMug Challenge Series, Redesign Your Body Edition::
    Push button or actually a microswitch on my butt so whenever I sat down at home it would send a signal for a nice young lady to bring me an icy cold beer and a sammich.
    • November 10
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Do you think if someone threw you in the middle of a 12 feet deep pool of spaghetti you could get out or would just die there? :
    I think being dumped into a deep pool of nice warm spaghetti would be quite a nice erotic sensation. The spaghetti would probably be less bouyant than water so I might have trouble trying to stay afloat sincei am not such a good swimmer but at least I mig...  moreI think being dumped into a deep pool of nice warm spaghetti would be quite a nice erotic sensation. The spaghetti would probably be less bouyant than water so I might have trouble trying to stay afloat sincei am not such a good swimmer but at least I might die happy anyway.  
    • November 9
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Dog lover or cat lover? Or other?:
    I am mostly a cat person but almost anything with fur will do. I had rats one time, they made pretty good pets.
    • November 8
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to I want to write a self-help book, but I know nothing of that subject. Any suggestions?:
    You could study Buddhism to learn stuff about self help.
    • November 8
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Are there any brick and mortar stores left in your town?:
    Glass and concrete mostly.
    • November 8
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Delivery man: “You know, part of our service is that I can stay here and assemble it for you, no matter HOW long it takes.” The lady says: :
    "Ok fine but assembly instructions are all in Chinese. Are you good at learning a new language"?
    • November 8
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to So is Biden the president or not?:
    Nope. Can't call him president Biden yet.
    • November 7
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Who is this Biden guy?:
    He is the guy who is so boring that the comic and cartoon people have only made up 14 jokes about him while with Trump they did 455 cartoon/jokes. After Trump leaves they are going to have to find ways to keep poking fun and making jokes about him.
    • November 7
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to How good is your sense of smell? :
    Not too keen any more; 60 years of smoking has significantly  diminished my sense of taste and smell.
    • November 7
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to More of us voted for honesty integrity decency than didn't. Why they are what they are is not known. WE WON! Think GOD had a hand in it?:
    Maybe because it was probably annoying to God that some of the Trumpicans  were claiming that 'God made Trump president'. So now could be some time before God will allow another Republican candidate to be elected President again.
    • November 7
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate started a discussion:
    Who do you think might be on the agenda to become president in 2024?
    Any speculations?.. any hopefuls? Or is it too early to think much about it yet?
    • November 7
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to Chains or a straitjacket or both perhaps? How would you like duck escorted out of the oval office? Why that?:
    The aroma of cheese berders and covfefe might lure him out and if that don't work maybe a cattle prod.
    • November 7
  • Kittigate
    Kittigate replied to If I had supernatural power to turn lead into gold, how could I explain where I got it if I go sell to a legitimate bullion dealer?:
    Well how do I 'get rid of it' then? I don't wanna just get rid of my gold, I want dollars!.
    • November 7
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  • Screen Name* Kittigate
  • Gender* Male
  • Where do you live? Vancouver BC Canada
  • About Me: Retired an­d just rel­axing.

  • What is your source for humor when you need to laugh things up a bit?

    I get regular email newsletters from the Onion, I think their hu...  moreI get regular email newsletters from the Onion, I think their humor is pretty good. I don't have TV or I'd be watching the Simpsons like I used to.  
    Last post by Honeydew - 10 minutes ago
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  • What do you think Mr Trump's best option is; resign and obtain pardon via president Pence or fight tooth & nail to have his case for re-

    election go all the way to the Supreme Court?He has been concern...  moreelection go all the way to the Supreme Court?He has been concerned about being pardoned because that would mean he had done something wrongful and illegal. "I have never done anything wrong" he has claimed."I have the absolute right to pardon myself" he has also claimed.  
    Last post by SpunkySenior - November 17
    137 views 1 like
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  • If you were a police detective, what kind of questions do you think you would be asking?

    And probably not expecting entirely truthful answers..
    Last post by inky - November 16
    62 views 1 like
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  • Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better....

    Odds to be drawn or both the same?
    Last post by CameraObscura - November 13
    148 views 4 likes
    17

  • Suppose your brain somehow magically became genius capability; what is something you would like to be able to figure out and understand...

    That your normal brain alone could never achieve?
    Last post by SavvyAnsley - November 14
    155 views 4 likes
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  • Who do you think might be on the agenda to become president in 2024?

    Any speculations?.. any hopefuls? Or is it too early to think mu...  moreAny speculations?.. any hopefuls? Or is it too early to think much about it yet?  
    Last post by Baba - November 8
    98 views 2 likes
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  • Do you think the rail gun will soon become common usage and replace old fashioned gun powder in military weapons?

    I think it would be good to see gun powder become obsolete.
    Last post by Element 99 - November 7
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  • If I had supernatural power to turn lead into gold, how could I explain where I got it if I go sell to a legitimate bullion dealer?

    Say about 5 pounds. Can gold be 'laundered'?
    Last post by tom jackson - November 7
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  • Do you think election day tomorrow will be much like Halloween; everybody wearing masks and it will be kind of scary out there?

    Last post by Kittigate - November 2
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  • Do turkeys flock?

    I have never seen a flock of wild turkeys.
    Last post by Randy D - November 3
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  • I wonder if the crystal ball gazers and fortune tellers are doing much business with people who want to know the election results?

    Just send me forty bucks and I'll tell you who is the winner. It...  moreJust send me forty bucks and I'll tell you who is the winner. It's in the cards!  
    Last post by Kittigate - November 3
    63 views 2 likes
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  • Trump supporters would never think of Trump is pig but if he doesn't win re-election do you think they will be in for a big disap-oink-ment?

    Disapoinkment
    Last post by Baba - November 1
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  • What is it that makes your cooking so deliciously good?

    Last post by Element 99 - October 31
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  • Do you think planets with no life are happier places than planets where life exists?

    No warsNo tortures or massacres
    No diseases/pandemicsNo starvati...  more    No warsNo tortures or massacres
    No diseases/pandemicsNo starvationNo religions or politics
    No suffering at all...Ecclesiastes 4:1 "the dead are happier than the living" ..which means people are happier when they do not exist.  
    Last post by tom jackson - November 3
    297 views 2 likes
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  • Would you feel offended if someone referred to your pet as an 'it' instead of 'he' or 'she'?

    Wouldn't that be like calling your child an 'it'?
    Last post by Randy D - October 30
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  • If someone managed to sneak a bit of truth serum into Donald Trump's drink do you think that would render him speechless?

    Last post by Nyse Elias - October 30
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  • What was your worst experience with when you accidentally dropped something?

    I was new at waitering in a pub when I dropped a tray of beer gl...  moreI was new at waitering in a pub when I dropped a tray of beer glasses. Full ones 'course.  
    Last post by SavvyAnsley - November 11
    404 views 5 likes
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  • If there was section for good news stories and a section for bad news stories in your newspaper, which would you be inclined to read first?

    Last post by WelbyQuentin - November 12
    80 views 3 likes
    6

  • What is the best thing that ever happened that improved a bad situation?

    For you or anyone else....
    Last post by SavvyAnsley - October 24
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  • Do you ever say 'I don't know'?

    Last post by SavvyAnsley - October 23
    348 views 3 likes
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  • Would you like to buy a house that was built by a blind man?

    The house is about 90 years old nowwww.paulhavemann.com/the-hous...  moreThe house is about 90 years old nowwww.paulhavemann.com/the-house-the-blind-man-built/  
    Last post by Walt O'Reagun - October 20
    73 views 1 like
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  • Do you think mice might be 'smarter' than cats or dogs?

    I have been dealing with a mouse problem using mostly sticky pap...  moreI have been dealing with a mouse problem using mostly sticky paper type of traps to snag them, laying papers around areas where they would go to feed. I happened to notice a mouse come along and he was carefully dragging the sticky papers away from the area where he wanted to go to. Do you think a cat or dog would have the intelligence to do that? I am inclined not to think so.  
    Last post by Kittigate - October 21
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  • Have you ever been in a position where you were just 'raking in the dough' ?

    Eg. Having a garage sale or selling stuff at a flea market or ha...  moreEg. Having a garage sale or selling stuff at a flea market or having a booth at a fair...etc.  
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - October 20
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  • What was the last (or any) time someone said to you "you should have done this instead of..." and you agreed they were probably right?

    Last post by SavvyAnsley - October 8
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  • Do you know of any good stories of a paranormal event (s)? Your own experience would be most ideal.

    I lived with a ghost one time in a rented room, just hearing his...  moreI lived with a ghost one time in a rented room, just hearing his footsteps during the dark hours quite often, no visual appearances. The landlady confirmed the ghost, telling me the footsteps began being heard after a tenant had committed suicide in the room some time ago.  
    Last post by Randy D - October 6
    134 views 3 likes
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  • Would you make use of your obituary as a confessional?

    Val Patterson of Salt Lake City used his own 2012 obit as a conf...  moreVal Patterson of Salt Lake City used his own 2012 obit as a confessional: "as it turns out I AM the guy who stole the safe from Motor View Drive Inn back in June 1971".  
    Last post by Element 99 - September 29
    108 views 3 likes
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  • What is something you do or can do 'today' to make your day better for'tomorrow'?

    Last post by Honeydew - September 29
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  • When you need to be in deep thought, what physical position do you usually assume; resting your chin in your hand; scratching your head..?

    Lying on your back staring up at the ceiling or the sky.....?
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - September 29
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  • Is your house work ever completely done or are there always some minor things that might want to be tended to?

    Last post by Kittigate - September 24
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  • Do you think some people might decide to vote 'Biden' just so they can see how weird and crazy Trump behaves when he loses the election?

    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - September 22
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  • If you were provided with about 10,000 pieces of scaffold materials, would you be able to build platform 80 feet high for people to work?

    On the side of a building.. It looks pretty complex to me h...  moreOn the side of a building.. It looks pretty complex to me how all these pieces are supposed to fit together to provide a safe solid structure.  
    Last post by Nanoose - September 19
    128 views 2 likes
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  • Did you ever get fooled by a statue, thinking it was a person?

    Or fooled by a person thinking it was a statue?
    Last post by Element 99 - September 19
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  • What invention or development in the last 3, 5, 10, 20, 30 or 40 years do you think has been most beneficial for you?

    Last post by BetaLoon - September 18
    151 views 3 likes
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  • What is something that happens or has happened that you would not expect should happen?

    Last post by CosmicWunderkind - September 18
    191 views 4 likes
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  • If you ever had occasion to laugh at something while you were in pain, did the laughter help relieve the pain?

    Last time I laughed about something funny while in pain did not ...  moreLast time I laughed about something funny while in pain did not really help relieve pain at that time.Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine.  
    Last post by Baba - September 18
    76 views 3 likes
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  • In what sort of setting (s) have you ever found yourself significantly bored for any length of time?

    Last post by Element 99 - September 18
    147 views 3 likes
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  • What would you most appreciate your best friend do for you; bail you out of jail or come share your cell with you?

    Last post by Kittigate - September 16
    98 views 1 like
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  • If a person can stay healthy till the day they die, what would be the cause of their death?

    Always lived a healthy lifestyle..
    Last post by Sirena de Tormenta - September 12
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  • Have you ever opted to try out something you wanted badly enough so that you declared "I don't care if it kills me "?

    Last post by SpunkySenior - September 2
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  • Besides metal what other kinds of material should not be placed into a microwave oven?

    I heat stuff in a heavy porcelain bowl and the bowl always gets ...  moreI heat stuff in a heavy porcelain bowl and the bowl always gets hotter than the contents. Is porcelain a no-no?  
    Last post by Nyse Elias - September 2
    328 views 3 likes
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  • What would be unacceptable reason(s) for a person wanting to make a legal change of name for themselves?

    Last post by Benedict Arnold - September 1
    112 views 4 likes
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  • A cute little gift for your favorite Trump supporter?

    yyhttps://patriotdepot.com/mount-rushmore-2024-desk-clock/
    Last post by Element 99 - August 29
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  • If you could rent all the dental equipment you need to take care of all your family people's teeth -would you do that?

    Rental includes 'Dentistry for Dummies' at no extra cost.Just se...  moreRental includes 'Dentistry for Dummies' at no extra cost.Just set up shop in your sound proofed basement.   
    Last post by Echooos - August 29
    249 views 2 likes
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  • Do you ever become a bit wishy-washy when you are working hard at house cleaning or laundry kinds.of tasks?

    Washing dishes., showering,  giving the dog a bath...
    Last post by Kittigate - August 18
    75 views 0 likes
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  • Why don't anyone say 'flop flip' instead of 'flip flop'?

    Or zag zig instead of zig zag,  'clop clip' ..ling-a-ding, etc.
    Last post by Randy D - August 17
    237 views 7 likes
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  • Do you think I could get a job somewhere milking cows by hand or is it all done by machine now?

    I grew up on a farm milking cows by hand for many years so does ...  moreI grew up on a farm milking cows by hand for many years so does anyone anywhere hire an experienced cow milker? I wonder how much the job pays?  
    Last post by Merlin - August 7
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  • When you see a sign on the door that says 'back in 10 minutes,' what do you think that is supposed to mean?

    Last post by Slartibartfast - August 5
    147 views 1 like
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  • a device being developed to make jackhammer noise sound like nice bagpipe music. What noise would you like changed to sound something nice?

    Last post by Element 99 - August 5
    128 views 2 likes
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  • Do animals have a sense of humor? Eg what would seem funny to a horse?

    Or a cow or a sheep or a dog....?
    Last post by Slartibartfast - July 19
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  • My gal friend came to spend the day with me last month for my bi...  moreMy gal friend came to spend the day with me last month for my birthday party. She brought balloons, cake and her cat Hunter along with herself.  
    in What was the last thing your spouse/gf/bf did for you? November 23, 2020 11:22 PM MST 2
  • I get regular email newsletters from the Onion, I think their hu...  moreI get regular email newsletters from the Onion, I think their humor is pretty good. I don't have TV or I'd be watching the Simpsons like I used to.  
    in What is your source for humor when you need to laugh things up a bit? November 23, 2020 11:17 PM MST 0
  • I gave a guy a padlock one time. I attached it to the spoke...  moreI gave a guy a padlock one time. I attached it to the spokes of his bicycle to get even with something nasty he did to me.  
    in What is the worst thing that you have ever given to anyone? ~ November 23, 2020 5:17 PM MST 1
    This post was edited by Kittigate at November 23, 2020 5:17 PM MST
  • It does but you gotta have it in your system all the time. Raise...  moreIt does but you gotta have it in your system all the time. Raised blood pressure is an aftereffect that comes with sobering up. BP becomes reduced and 'normal' after a day or two of sobriety.  
    in When is the last time you went to your doctor? November 23, 2020 9:05 AM MST 1
    This post was edited by Kittigate at November 23, 2020 9:05 AM MST
  • That sounds very 'amoosing'. In winter there is a lot of salt us...  moreThat sounds very 'amoosing'. In winter there is a lot of salt used on the roads which gets sprayed onto the vehicle traffic. The moose like to get their salt fix by licking it off the vehicles when people stop to do moose watching. I guess there might  be a chemical additive that could be harmful to the animals.  
    in ATTENTION CANADIANS: Don't let moose lick your cars, eh. November 22, 2020 4:23 PM MST 1
  • People of the Baha'i Faith believe their founder- Baha'u'allah -...  morePeople of the Baha'i Faith believe their founder- Baha'u'allah - is the return of Jesus.Pronounced 'ba-howla'.  
    in Does the second coming of Jesus apply to Christians only? Jews created Jehovah, don't follow Jesus teachings. Just a Christian fantasy? November 22, 2020 7:57 AM MST 2
  • Yer welcome!
    in What are some common phrases heard in military life that you don't often hear in civilian communities? November 21, 2020 9:12 PM MST 3
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  • Canadian Navy...Stand easy (coffee break)'Up spirits' (open the ...  moreCanadian Navy...Stand easy (coffee break)'Up spirits' (open the rum locker and prepare rum issue)Hands to muster for grog (go line up for your daily rum ration)Batten down the hatches (prepare for high winds and heavy seas)Shore leave (off duty and free to go ashore)Dropped a sprog (just had a baby)AWOL (gone absent without authorization)  
    in What are some common phrases heard in military life that you don't often hear in civilian communities? November 21, 2020 9:03 PM MST 3
  • I'll be nodding off pretty soon because I just came in from bein...  moreI'll be nodding off pretty soon because I just came in from being out in the cold all afternoon.  
    in How long have you been nodding off in your seat now? November 21, 2020 8:31 PM MST 4
  • 'Bout a month ago for a blood pressure test and to renew my pres...  more'Bout a month ago for a blood pressure test and to renew my prescription for BP medication. My blood pressure has been behaving much better in the years since I quit boozing.  
    in When is the last time you went to your doctor? November 21, 2020 8:07 PM MST 4
  • Right.
    in What do you think Mr Trump's best option is; resign and obtain pardon via president Pence or fight tooth & nail to have his case for re- November 15, 2020 11:15 PM MST 2
  • LOL!
    in If you were a police detective, what kind of questions do you think you would be asking? November 15, 2020 9:17 PM MST 2
  • election go all the way to the Supreme Court?He has been concern...  moreelection go all the way to the Supreme Court?He has been concerned about being pardoned because that would mean he had done something wrongful and illegal. "I have never done anything wrong" he has claimed."I have the absolute right to pardon myself" he has also claimed.  
    in What do you think Mr Trump's best option is; resign and obtain pardon via president Pence or fight tooth & nail to have his case for re- November 15, 2020 9:15 PM MST 0
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  • And probably not expecting entirely truthful answers..
    in If you were a police detective, what kind of questions do you think you would be asking? November 15, 2020 7:36 PM MST 0
  • Mostly dog bites, a few cat bites and scratches, stung under the...  moreMostly dog bites, a few cat bites and scratches, stung under the chin by a wasp, a bull stepped on my foot one time; nothing broken but was sore for a few days, kicked by a cow once -bruised.  
    in What's the most serious injury you've ever received from an other-than-human animal? November 15, 2020 6:33 PM MST 4
  • Pure grunge!
    in Trump supporters will get squashed! Good? November 15, 2020 6:10 PM MST 2
  • Right! So squashed that you will be able to make Trump supporter...  moreRight! So squashed that you will be able to make Trump supporter mincemeat sammiches.  
    in Trump supporters will get squashed! Good? November 15, 2020 10:42 AM MST 3
  • I spend about an hour a week sweeping up leaves. When I am 'oot ...  moreI spend about an hour a week sweeping up leaves. When I am 'oot and aboot'  with my walker the wheels pick up leaves which become bungled up in the wheel wells of the walker then when I get home deposits a trail of leaves from the elevator to my unit (about 60 feet) which I have to mop up. Everybody tracks leaves into the lobby and that is a job for the janitor to look after.  
    in How many hours have you spent raking leaves this past week? November 14, 2020 8:10 PM MST 3
  • I guess his parents probably never had their  kids going to...  moreI guess his parents probably never had their  kids going to Sunday school.  
    in A loser book club featuring every book he ever read? "The Art of the Deal". And? Oh right. He says he read THE BIBLE. Think that's true? November 14, 2020 8:31 AM MST 1
  • If you asked the Donald 'what are the first three words of the B...  moreIf you asked the Donald 'what are the first three words of the Bible?' He would have to honestly say 'i don't know'.  
    in A loser book club featuring every book he ever read? "The Art of the Deal". And? Oh right. He says he read THE BIBLE. Think that's true? November 14, 2020 8:06 AM MST 1
  • For the best nutrition superfood I think creamed red beet root w...  moreFor the best nutrition superfood I think creamed red beet root with sardine chunks stirred in and add some turmeric and black pepper for flavor.  
    in If you could choose a so-called 'super-food', what would be your choice? November 13, 2020 6:36 PM MST 1
  • People who are deceased may sometimes leave behind a ' residual ...  morePeople who are deceased may sometimes leave behind a ' residual force' known as a ghost. Would anyone want to risk being haunted by the deceased person's ghostly apparitions if they dare expose that person's most personal private secrets?  
    in If someone asked you never to reveal something to anyone else and then that person passed away, are you still bound to the request? November 13, 2020 6:19 PM MST 4
  • You could put it in tablets and get rich selling to people who a...  moreYou could put it in tablets and get rich selling to people who are trying to lose weight.  
    in Does anti-matter matter? November 13, 2020 11:14 AM MST 2
  • Do you mean because of a jail sentence due to non-payment of fines?
    in Has anyone here left Answermug because of grammar policing? November 12, 2020 9:31 PM MST 3
  • I have heard of that. My friend said that is what happened with ...  moreI have heard of that. My friend said that is what happened with her Lotto playing mother.  
    in Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better.... November 12, 2020 6:27 PM MST 1
  • 'Zat right? I never heard of anyone playing a number sequence.
    in Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better.... November 12, 2020 6:24 PM MST 1
  • Interesting analogy. I guess I would have to get a search permit...  moreInteresting analogy. I guess I would have to get a search permit to go on people's property.  
    in Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better.... November 12, 2020 5:04 PM MST 2
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  • For sure he must gotta be the AM stud!
    in Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better.... November 12, 2020 2:10 PM MST 3
  • I think the odds might be a tiny bit higher of getting any seque...  moreI think the odds might be a tiny bit higher of getting any sequence of numbers like 1-2-3-4-5-6 or 38-39-40-41-42-43 or 44-45-46-47-48-49 than a non-sequence.selection in a draw. Just guessing though.Are there any mathematicians in the crowd?I watch the draw results quite often and I have never seen any sequence of numbers ever drawn - except maybe a 32-33 sequence or something.  
    in Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better.... November 12, 2020 2:01 PM MST 6
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  • Odds to be drawn or both the same?
    in Suppose you enter 2 sets of numbers for a Lotto 649 draw: 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 5-19-22-32-43- 49.. which choice you think would have a better.... November 12, 2020 1:24 PM MST 0
  • Yeah.. 'good' news stories kind of helps give me a positive sens...  moreYeah.. 'good' news stories kind of helps give me a positive sense of well being.  
    in If there was section for good news stories and a section for bad news stories in your newspaper, which would you be inclined to read first? November 11, 2020 6:57 PM MST 3
  • No.. that is why I keep buying lottery tickets.
    in are you financially independant ? November 11, 2020 6:42 PM MST 4
  • Pension; freedom from having to 'get up and go to work' routine.
    in For those of you who are "of a certain age" besides still being alive what is the best thing about being old? November 11, 2020 8:04 AM MST 3
  • Excellent!
    in Suppose your brain somehow magically became genius capability; what is something you would like to be able to figure out and understand... November 11, 2020 6:16 AM MST 3
  • That your normal brain alone could never achieve?
    in Suppose your brain somehow magically became genius capability; what is something you would like to be able to figure out and understand... November 10, 2020 10:30 PM MST 0
  • It's the beginning of the cull of the human population. Nature i...  moreIt's the beginning of the cull of the human population. Nature is going to whack us down by some means or another till a significant reduction is made.  
    in Is this the end or the beginning of the end? November 10, 2020 8:03 AM MST 0
  • Push button or actually a microswitch on my butt so whenever I s...  morePush button or actually a microswitch on my butt so whenever I sat down at home it would send a signal for a nice young lady to bring me an icy cold beer and a sammich.  
    in The AnswerMug Challenge Series, Redesign Your Body Edition: November 10, 2020 7:52 AM MST 3
  • I think being dumped into a deep pool of nice warm spaghetti wou...  moreI think being dumped into a deep pool of nice warm spaghetti would be quite a nice erotic sensation. The spaghetti would probably be less bouyant than water so I might have trouble trying to stay afloat sincei am not such a good swimmer but at least I might die happy anyway.  
    in Do you think if someone threw you in the middle of a 12 feet deep pool of spaghetti you could get out or would just die there? November 9, 2020 11:34 PM MST 3
  • I am mostly a cat person but almost anything with fur will do. I...  moreI am mostly a cat person but almost anything with fur will do. I had rats one time, they made pretty good pets.  
    in Dog lover or cat lover? Or other? November 8, 2020 10:36 PM MST 3
  • You could study Buddhism to learn stuff about self help.
    in I want to write a self-help book, but I know nothing of that subject. Any suggestions? November 8, 2020 10:30 PM MST 2
  • Glass and concrete mostly.
    in Are there any brick and mortar stores left in your town? November 8, 2020 10:25 PM MST 2
  • "Ok fine but assembly instructions are all in Chinese. Are you g...  more"Ok fine but assembly instructions are all in Chinese. Are you good at learning a new language"?  
    in Delivery man: “You know, part of our service is that I can stay here and assemble it for you, no matter HOW long it takes.” The lady says: November 8, 2020 10:21 PM MST 1
  • Nope. Can't call him president Biden yet.
    in So is Biden the president or not? November 7, 2020 9:07 PM MST 1
  • He is the guy who is so boring that the comic and cartoon people...  moreHe is the guy who is so boring that the comic and cartoon people have only made up 14 jokes about him while with Trump they did 455 cartoon/jokes. After Trump leaves they are going to have to find ways to keep poking fun and making jokes about him.  
    in Who is this Biden guy? November 7, 2020 8:33 PM MST 1
    This post was edited by Kittigate at November 7, 2020 8:33 PM MST
  • Not too keen any more; 60 years of smoking has significantly&nbs...  moreNot too keen any more; 60 years of smoking has significantly  diminished my sense of taste and smell.  
    in How good is your sense of smell? November 7, 2020 4:33 PM MST 1
  • Maybe because it was probably annoying to God that some of the T...  moreMaybe because it was probably annoying to God that some of the Trumpicans  were claiming that 'God made Trump president'. So now could be some time before God will allow another Republican candidate to be elected President again.  
    in More of us voted for honesty integrity decency than didn't. Why they are what they are is not known. WE WON! Think GOD had a hand in it? November 7, 2020 1:10 PM MST 2
  • Any speculations?.. any hopefuls? Or is it too early to think mu...  moreAny speculations?.. any hopefuls? Or is it too early to think much about it yet?  
    in Who do you think might be on the agenda to become president in 2024? November 7, 2020 1:00 PM MST 0
  • The aroma of cheese berders and covfefe might lure him out and i...  moreThe aroma of cheese berders and covfefe might lure him out and if that don't work maybe a cattle prod.  
    in Chains or a straitjacket or both perhaps? How would you like duck escorted out of the oval office? Why that? November 7, 2020 7:29 AM MST 1
  • Well how do I 'get rid of it' then? I don't wanna just get rid o...  moreWell how do I 'get rid of it' then? I don't wanna just get rid of my gold, I want dollars!.  
    in If I had supernatural power to turn lead into gold, how could I explain where I got it if I go sell to a legitimate bullion dealer? November 7, 2020 7:15 AM MST 1
  • Ok,  very good!
    in If I had supernatural power to turn lead into gold, how could I explain where I got it if I go sell to a legitimate bullion dealer? November 6, 2020 11:04 PM MST 3
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