Hypothetically, AnswerMug management and members hold a Bake Sale to raise funds. What is the purpose for collecting the money?

  Hey, wait . . . !

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  Listen, it’s a coincidence that you bring that up, I’ve been meaning to expand my “ventures” and I need a few interested parties I can talk with about a money-making proposal I have. How much do you like to make sandwiches, and what’s your tolerance for subterranean employment locations? (Cough, cough.)

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  I see, and I find it completely fair. I’ll be starting you out in the sub-basement level cellblock workspace. (Cough, cough.)


*Salary agreements somehow dissolve into oblivion once an inmate employee descends that stairwell.

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You’re free to go, thank you.

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  Tildes never need to be “rescued” from me, they’re in very good and very capable hands, thank you very much. This is all part of the “evvil” conspiracy of character assassination that you’re using in the umbrella of plots to drag me down. Grrrrrrr. 

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  She’s all strung out. I would suggest an intervention, but we both know it wouldn’t do any good. She’d have the monkey back on her back in no time. Grrrrrrr. 

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Randy D volunteers to be both talent agent and acquisitions director. (Cough, cough.)

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  You’re on! I think it’s best if I refer them to you for the one-on-one interviews and taking their body measurements. I know I’ll be far too busy on my end carrying out the same activities with my prospects. 

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Greedy. 

Reported.
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