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Hey, wait . . . !
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But didn’t you hear that I’m assigned as Inventory Control Technician and Event Security Director? None of the merchandise would disappear on my watch!
(((Shhhhhh! I tried my best to keep a straight face when I said that, but it’s difficult when I am also chewing a mouthful of ham and cheese on pumpernickel with honey mustard and dill pickle.)))
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