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Hypothetically, AnswerMug management and members hold a Bake Sale to raise funds. What is the purpose for collecting the money?







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Posted - April 23

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  • 8476
    Pregnancy tests. 
      April 23, 2022 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Hey, wait . . . !


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      April 23, 2022 7:59 PM MDT
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  • 1281
    The Poor People of Beverly Hills

      April 23, 2022 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 48328
      April 23, 2022 8:00 PM MDT
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  • 29318
    To pay the moderator(s).
      April 23, 2022 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 48328



      Listen, it’s a coincidence that you bring that up, I’ve been meaning to expand my “ventures” and I need a few interested parties I can talk with about a money-making proposal I have. How much do you like to make sandwiches, and what’s your tolerance for subterranean employment locations? (Cough, cough.)

     



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      April 23, 2022 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 29318
    Sure. I charge $200/sandwich (labor only)
      April 24, 2022 1:39 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      I see, and I find it completely fair. I’ll be starting you out in the sub-basement level cellblock workspace. (Cough, cough.)


    *Salary agreements somehow dissolve into oblivion once an inmate employee descends that stairwell.


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      April 24, 2022 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 29318
    No. I will simply have your sandwiches delivered to you. 
    Here is my delivery person:
      April 25, 2022 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     


    You’re free to go, thank you.


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      April 25, 2022 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 10976
    Faster servers.
      April 23, 2022 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 48328
      April 24, 2022 5:18 AM MDT
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  • 4316
    The money will go to support my ranches in Cañon City, Colorado and Doña Ana County, New Mexico for the tildes that were rescued from Randy’s house.  Where else would the funds raised from the bake sale go?  I can’t think of a more worthy cause, can you?

    This post was edited by Livvie at April 24, 2022 12:26 PM MDT
      April 23, 2022 9:43 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Tildes never need to be “rescued” from me, they’re in very good and very capable hands, thank you very much. This is all part of the “evvil” conspiracy of character assassination that you’re using in the umbrella of plots to drag me down. Grrrrrrr. 

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      April 24, 2022 5:16 AM MDT
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  • 14523
    To pay for JA's thirty-percolators-a-day coffee habit. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at April 24, 2022 1:03 PM MDT
      April 24, 2022 5:53 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      She’s all strung out. I would suggest an intervention, but we both know it wouldn’t do any good. She’d have the monkey back on her back in no time. Grrrrrrr. 




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      April 24, 2022 11:34 AM MDT
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  • 222
    To buy more members.
      April 24, 2022 7:01 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     


    Randy D volunteers to be both talent agent and acquisitions director. (Cough, cough.)

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      April 24, 2022 11:37 AM MDT
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  • 222
    You're hired as long as you procure a few handsome, older men, too.

      April 24, 2022 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      You’re on! I think it’s best if I refer them to you for the one-on-one interviews and taking their body measurements. I know I’ll be far too busy on my end carrying out the same activities with my prospects. 


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      April 24, 2022 12:59 PM MDT
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  • 222
    I believe I can make the time to conduct those interviews.  Thanks.
      April 24, 2022 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    I'll help!
      April 24, 2022 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 222
    Thanks, but I think I can handle it. :)
      April 24, 2022 2:46 PM MDT
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  • 48328

    Greedy. 






     






     

    Reported.
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      April 24, 2022 8:55 PM MDT
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