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ROute 66 at Dunnington York, england.
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Consult a Sicilian actuary.
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Her hubby was driving at 98. Unfortunately not very competently.
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Fair joke, but anyone who has to ask her for iD is pretty soon e... moreFair joke, but anyone who has to ask her for iD is pretty soon embarrassed.
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Not if some go to heaven and others to hell. However, earthly in... moreNot if some go to heaven and others to hell. However, earthly inequalities may well be reversed.
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Mum was still grandad's wee girl long after we were born.
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Wrestler - real name Shirley Crabtree (cos his mum really wanted a girl).
This post was edited by Malizz at January 15, 2020 5:54 AM MST
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You're thinking of Big Daddy.
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Yes, they're better with the tilde.
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They probably gave some credence to the US Prez's threats of a m... moreThey probably gave some credence to the US Prez's threats of a massive response and were just a bit trigger happy in the face of an apparently possible threat.
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WOuld have been better to have waited till he was back in Iran i... moreWOuld have been better to have waited till he was back in Iran instead of violating Iraq's sovereignty as well, alienating two for the price of 1.
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I lost my beloved wife 14 months ago. However as I had been a ba... moreI lost my beloved wife 14 months ago. However as I had been a bachelor for some time, it was no problem coping physically (with a cat too). The chore of disposing of her effects is tiresomely still ongoing.
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I have a Senior Railcard which is well used.
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Wife knitted us a pair of CHristmas outfits but they didn't real... moreWife knitted us a pair of CHristmas outfits but they didn't really match hers was white, mine red, but same pattern.
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I'm just about to do it!
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No; misty to start, but now nice and sunny.
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I've heard of tennis elbow, but golf arm is ridiculous.
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2. Enough for myself. When wife was around, I did mine double he... more2. Enough for myself. When wife was around, I did mine double hers single.
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The winds and the currents may enter the equation, but normally ... moreThe winds and the currents may enter the equation, but normally judicious use of the engines thrusting in the direction opposite to the direction of travel (including angular momentum) will reduce the velocity to zero.
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No, but I often use my left hand for cutlery when eating.
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No, but I often use my left hand for cutlery when eating.
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No, but I often use my left hand for cutlery when eating.
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NOne, they would not want the public to panic, unless of c... moreNOne, they would not want the public to panic, unless of course you were a friend of someone in the know and they believed you could circumspectly do something about it.
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Brush their teeth regularly - it's a whole lot cheaper. Yes, mos... moreBrush their teeth regularly - it's a whole lot cheaper. Yes, most of the cost is prep and anasthesia. In UK, an extraction for the cat came in at 35% of that fee.
This post was edited by Malizz at November 27, 2019 2:16 PM MST
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If you don't mind the Olde English money, You can't do better th... moreIf you don't mind the Olde English money, You can't do better than Mr Micawber's dictum: "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds nought and six, result misery."
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Some are driven into prostitution though economic exploitation.
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Introduced to it this summer by my American cousin.Had exercise ... moreIntroduced to it this summer by my American cousin.Had exercise bike while my wife was less active and lost 21 lb. Since then it's been the real bike and the folding bike.
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A pissup in a brewery.
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Major 7th.
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They face left and I shouldn't dream of positioning them using a... moreThey face left and I shouldn't dream of positioning them using a random number generator.I put them in on the right and take them out on the left so effectively rotating them, as I do with all my hang up clothing.
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Bought one like that when forgot to bring any tshirts on holiday... moreBought one like that when forgot to bring any tshirts on holiday. There's also a brightly coloured mainly orange one. Not to mention the shorts...
This post was edited by Malizz at November 11, 2019 1:53 PM MST
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Nowadays life's too short for darning.
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Just put the washed sox in the back of the drawer and take your ... moreJust put the washed sox in the back of the drawer and take your using sox from the front. Simples.
Btw I rotate all my clothes including the kilts.
This post was edited by Malizz at November 11, 2019 1:42 PM MST
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My beloved cat leaves them lying outside from time to time. Some... moreMy beloved cat leaves them lying outside from time to time. Sometimes if they're alive, I have to move them to a place of safety or persuade them out of the house. It's not happened for 25 years (with a previous cat), but last week I recognised the smell of a dead bird in my study from the last time; eventually I found the poor bird yesterday on top of my bureau after searching the rest of the room thoroughly.
This post was edited by Malizz at May 16, 2019 5:21 AM MDT
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The guy that makes Irn Bru is a hero.
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Went out weekly when wife was well. On my own, once a month is a... moreWent out weekly when wife was well. On my own, once a month is a treat. More than that, it would stop being special.
Other than that, I had long enough as a bachelor to know how to keep up a good menu plan. As a widower, it's not so different from what my wife fed me.
This post was edited by Malizz at May 8, 2019 5:38 AM MDT
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One; I missed the chance to put my case to them. I hadn't driven... moreOne; I missed the chance to put my case to them. I hadn't driven on that road for 30 years. The road was deceptively broad (alright I see the speed limit terminator just up the road). I'm on holiday and don't know this area - I've never been caught at home. The wife wanted to go to the toilet - as soon as we'd left town where all the public conveniences are. Grovel, grovel, grovel...
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I'm working on it.
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I've had my contribution pinched (but not on this actual site).
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Time to stop being so paranoid about lying. Everybody does it, e... moreTime to stop being so paranoid about lying. Everybody does it, even the FBI and the CIA.
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We all live in a Tangerine machineDundee United...
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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with ... moreWhat shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor?What shall we do with the drunken sailor?Early in the morning.
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Back from day out; have to make the tea, then I'll have a break.
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It is probably an illusion, but it's good while it lasts.
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I always have a full weekly list feeding into daily lists. Of co... moreI always have a full weekly list feeding into daily lists. Of course, the tasks are never ending.
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I'm not a great dancer, but I have composed a couple of dance tu... moreI'm not a great dancer, but I have composed a couple of dance tunes for the accordion. What goes on at ceilidhs is often not in accordance with the script.
This post was edited by Malizz at April 27, 2019 11:45 AM MDT
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He's always been good to me.
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Don't rush. A full analysis of the damage is needed first.
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Please, just give me your bank details...
This post was edited by Malizz at April 15, 2019 7:26 AM MDT
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The temperature of the water is critical. The Germans did some e... moreThe temperature of the water is critical. The Germans did some experiments on this during the War.
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