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  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Is using "the" in front of a group of people offensive? :
    Piece of nonsense. 'The' woke trying to control your language yet again. 
    • 7 hours ago
  • Malizz
    Malizz is now friends with Element 99.
    • January 18
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Why aren't you married, why are you waiting for?:
    WLTM 70 yr old lass who's into cycling, dancing and music and tolerates cat.  
    • December 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What, if anything, are you doing for new year's eve? I will be watching Ohio State getting crushed by Georgia.:
    Hogmanay bash at Bowling Club
    • December 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What is your mental age?:
    115
    • December 27, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Which annoys you more: Old people causing car accidents or old people driving too cautiously in order to avoid causing accidents? :
    I don't cause accidents and I don't drive too cautiously. There are plenty of younger folk who don't keep up to the speed limits in good conditions. 
    • December 10, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Can you still reach down and tie your shoes while standing or do you have to sit down?:
    Nae bother; I even bend over in my kilt to tie my laces between dances if they have come undone. I can also stand on one leg and put the other shoe on that knee to tie it. 
    • December 7, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Growing up, did you have a favorite clown?:
    Coco
    • December 6, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What is something you should bury, either literally or figuratively? Humans and human body parts not included. :
    Hatchet
    • December 1, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Do you have a favourite palindrome?:
    Madam, I'm Adam.
    • December 1, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to In the English* language, what are some foods that have the same or closely similar names in foreign languages?:
    When in Belgium, I bought some chocolate to bring home (as you do). 
    It was labelled in French, German and Flemish but none of them were spelt the same way as in English. So I offered my friends Chocolat/Schokolade/Chocolade. 
     
    • November 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Is your city/state/country going to ban plastic grocery bags? Has it already done so?:
    In UK, not a ban as such, rather a nominal charge for each plastic bag used with an exception for food retailers such as butchers. At one stage, the charge applied to paper bags as well. 
    There is some pressure to reduce the plastic items in your lis...  more
    In UK, not a ban as such, rather a nominal charge for each plastic bag used with an exception for food retailers such as butchers. At one stage, the charge applied to paper bags as well. 
    There is some pressure to reduce the plastic items in your list, but it does not appear to be very effective.   
    • November 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Did you ever get into trouble at school for calling a teacher by their first name?:
    I called my first piano teacher "Gladys"; probably overheard Mum call her that. I was soon put right.
    • November 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Excluding any type of fish, what are some things that people fish for, either figuratively or literally?:
    Christians are meant to be fishers of men (and presumably women), not that it is very evident in most Western churches nowadays. 
    • November 24, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to If you have a death bed confession, who will it hurt?:
    I'll take my secrets to the grave, thank you very much. 
    • November 23, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Excluding human beings and their body parts, what have you most recently cuddled?:
    Cat but she sometimes takes the initiative. 
    • November 23, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How elaborate will your Christmas Day feast be this year? Ours will be extremely low-key and subtle. ~:
    No, plan to stuff the cat and self with turkey meat. 
    • November 21, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How elaborate will your Christmas Day feast be this year? Ours will be extremely low-key and subtle. ~:
    Not. Just cat and self tucking into turkey breast, stuffing, sausages, tatties, other veg and Christmas pud washed down with wine and whisky.  
    • November 21, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Do you drink diet sodas?:
    Neither do I. I see the spelling as a distinction between Irish and Scotch.One of the emigrant branches of the family even changed surname to Mac... from Mc... because the latter was more commonly Irish, the former more Scottish. 
     
    • November 19, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Do you drink diet sodas?:
    No; only take water in my whisky, if anything. 
    • November 18, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Have you ever camped out in a tent? If so, what's the most fun you remember having while tent-camping?:
    Like most, in Scouts as a youngster. 
    For a couple of years, wife and self used tents on occasion before we migrated to caravanning. Disposed of them after she passed away. 
    Last outing was for Boys' Brigade officer training in freezing Grantown...  more
    Like most, in Scouts as a youngster. 
    For a couple of years, wife and self used tents on occasion before we migrated to caravanning. Disposed of them after she passed away. 
    Last outing was for Boys' Brigade officer training in freezing Grantown on Spey.   
    • November 16, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Did you ever commit the faux pas of asking a woman who looked pregnant when she was due...and she wasn't pregnant?:
    No; it sometimes happens to Santa Clauses too. The answer in that case is of course December 25th. 
    • November 14, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Can you post a song that mentions some form or body of water?:
    By yon bonnie banks, as sung at the close of a Scots evening. 
    • November 13, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What is something you remember from your childhood that a younger generation has probably never seen?:
    Lochgelly Tawse.
    • November 11, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How many languages do you speak and what are they?:
    Of course English is the mother tongue. I like to think I make sense of the various tweets in other languages but I really should do more dictionary bashing to check it out. 
    • November 4, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How many languages do you speak and what are they?:
    I don't really speak them, but I have French, German, Latin, Russian and Albanian on my Twitter feed. 
    • November 4, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How prepared are you to make yourself look ridiculous in public?:
    While we're on the subject "och aye the noo" is a time-honoured line used by Scots comics to establich a ridiculous persona. 
    • November 2, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How prepared are you to make yourself look ridiculous in public?:
    However, rather he translated it from current Scots into English with or without a Scottish accent. 
    • November 2, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Are you 'green' yet? :
    My razor has done me 60 years. I recently bought a pack of 500 blades which will probably outlast me. 
    • November 1, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How prepared are you to make yourself look ridiculous in public?:
    Rabbie Burns's literary works in Scots had an extensive vocabulary independent of English. Modern Scots, as you have no doubt noticed, is much closer to English but nevertheless still retains some words of its own apart from English with an accent. 
    • November 1, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How prepared are you to make yourself look ridiculous in public?:
    OK, it should read "in the kilt, on ma bike with a blue wig on ma heid". 
    • October 31, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How prepared are you to make yourself look ridiculous in public?:
    Last time was on my bike with a blue wig in the kilt. 
    • October 31, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to In the English* language, what are some foods that have the same or closely similar names in foreign languages?:
    • October 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to How prepared are you to make yourself look ridiculous in public?:
    No problem doing it for charity. 
    • October 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to In the English* language, what are some foods that have the same or closely similar names in foreign languages?:
    I can generate a big list simply by using the translations on the cat's food packets. 
    • October 27, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What are some jobs or professions where on-duty employees can legally accept the offer of an alcoholic drink? :
    Piper
    • October 10, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Have you ever considered or thought about moving to a foreign country? What were your reasons?:
    My cousin moved to the USA as soon she could to get away from her dad. The poor widower did not have a clue about bringing up two daughters. 
    • October 3, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Have you ever considered or thought about moving to a foreign country? What were your reasons?:
    I have tried to get jobs in Canada and Bermuda, in the belief that it might possibly advance my career. 
    • October 3, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What do the following have in common? Cleek, baffie, mashie, spoon and niblick.:
    Gowf clubs. 
    • September 26, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Almost every address has a number and name followed by avenue, circle, court, place, street, etc.:
    My locality has M Crescent, M Court, M Grove, M Park, M Place and M Road; simply the M bit wouldn't cut it. 
    • September 23, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What's your favorite humorous way of describing someone's lack of intelligence?:
    HIs brains are in his (...) - Insert body part(s) below the neck or below the waist. 
    • September 19, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What do you think would be a cat's opinion of the average human being?:
    My cat adores me; but then I'm not the average human being. 
    • September 15, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What is the most money you have spent on an article of clothing? Shoes count.:
    Done it again: old ones running out of notches in buckle. 
    • September 15, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Do you know how to and have you ever changed a tire (tyre)?:
    Once I had a puncture on the caravan at 5 in the morning. 
    Called the breakdown service, but by the time they arrived I'd got the wheel off. Off to wait for the tyre shop to open. they said needs new wheel. Got it from caravan dealer and back to tyre...  more
    Once I had a puncture on the caravan at 5 in the morning. 
    Called the breakdown service, but by the time they arrived I'd got the wheel off. Off to wait for the tyre shop to open. they said needs new wheel. Got it from caravan dealer and back to tyre shop to fit.  By the time I returned to caravan, breakdown service said their time to fix it was up, so had to fit wheel back myself. Arriving at destination late in evening, stopped by police checking if we were legit campers. 
     
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    • September 12, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to One of my cats has been missing all afternoon, where could she be?:
    Mine trapped herself behind the drawer under the bed after I had taken some bedlinen out. 
    • September 8, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to If you're asked a question that you do not want to answer, how do you handle that? :
    Shh, it's a secret/classified. 
    • September 2, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to When was the last time you ate beans in any form? I had some hummus about an hour ago. (chickpeas):
    SOmetimes have baked beans with a pudden. 
    • August 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What is the best thing about being married?:
    Being with best woman in the world. 
    • August 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to Have you had your breakfast yet? What did you eat?:
    Tea and toast, plus a banana.
    • August 30, 2022
  • Malizz
    Malizz replied to What type of disguise will Trump use if he flees the coutry to avoid espionage charges? :
    If he's in disguise, the valid passport will give the show away. 
    • August 29, 2022
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  • World book day

    Have to start reading again. In lockdown I've had a whole year w...  moreHave to start reading again. In lockdown I've had a whole year without reading a book .   
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  • Cranberry

    Too late to get turkey this Christmas. What to do with unopened ...  moreToo late to get turkey this Christmas. What to do with unopened cranberry sauce?   
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  • Raisin week St Andrews?

    For all you trashbag fashionistas,
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  • Will Spain kill Catalonians in the same way as the US puppet regime in Ukraine bombards Donbass civilians

    .. and will they call upon US 'advisers' to help devastate their...  more.. and will they call upon US 'advisers' to help devastate their economy.   
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  • Vicious wild animal

    My pet cat is a vicious wild animal that frequently scratches me...  moreMy pet cat is a vicious wild animal that frequently scratches me. Does that count as an animal?  
    Last post by Malizz - July 2, 2017
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  • WIne

    Just what your pet always wanted. http://www.edinburghnews.scots...  moreJust what your pet always wanted. http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/pet-trends-2017-what-is-pawsecco-and-why-is-it-so-popular-1-4442871It's non alcoholic, so your pet won't run around like a daftie afterwards, not like when we put the dog on sherry.   
    Last post by Pearl - May 11, 2017
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  • Bloomberg

    Bloomberg were asking if a North Korean missile could hit the Wh...  moreBloomberg were asking if a North Korean missile could hit the White House.Was this wishful thinking... .  
    Last post by Harry - April 16, 2017
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  • What's the prez's view on this

    Will the prez allow this?https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoolla...  moreWill the prez allow this?https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoollacott/2017/03/17/pakistan-asks-fbi-and-facebook-to-help-catch-blasphemers/?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=yahootix&partner=yahootix&yptr=yahoo#4ea59fc25076
     
       
    Last post by Malizz - March 17, 2017
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  • Paddy's Day

    Happy St Patrick's Day to all ye Oirish.. 
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  • Four Legged Alarm Clock?

    Are you woken in the morning by your cat (or dog).When she's rea...  moreAre you woken in the morning by your cat (or dog).When she's ready for breakfast she jumps on the bed and snuzzles up to wife and self. Usually earlier than we'd like...  
    Last post by Pearl - September 19, 2017
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  • Anti trust

    Could we not have a form of anti trust applied to SW to sto...  moreCould we not have a form of anti trust applied to SW to stop this category dominating all others or at least break it up into manageable portions. We'd probably need a fair number of subcategories on Donald Trump for starters.  
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  • St Andrews day

    Happy St Andrew's Day.
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  • For females frightened by Trump

    At Heathrow, London to protect you from the Prezelect. http://me...  moreAt Heathrow, London to protect you from the Prezelect. http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/10/if-youre-travelling-to-america-you-can-now-pick-up-a-trump-pussy-protector-at-heathrow-6247127/?ito=twitter  
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  • Sign in

    Can we not have a stay signed in option? Can we not have a bigge...  moreCan we not have a stay signed in option? Can we not have a bigger default font size.  
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  • Colonoscopy

    Just had colonoscopy. Anyone want details??
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