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All my plain Tshirts are ancient.
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None of them are bloody.
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H
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Haggis
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Toast
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New year's day.
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Who hasn't
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Not till I went to Uni.
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Aw come on, I'm Scottish, no way.
Thermal gloves maybe...
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I'm a hoarder, but faced with a move to downsize I'm down to my ... moreI'm a hoarder, but faced with a move to downsize I'm down to my last few hundred books.
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When i wAs a child, mum left anything she wanted me to read lyin... moreWhen i wAs a child, mum left anything she wanted me to read lying around, including the complete works of Shakespeare. As a complete bookworm, I always took the bait.
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I still have some classics, but I've thrown out the ones in poor... moreI still have some classics, but I've thrown out the ones in poorer condition to fit into a smaller house.
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If you're male you might have cancer.
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Come closer come closer... (although Hoagy Carmichael's version ... moreCome closer come closer... (although Hoagy Carmichael's version has Please keep your distance).
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I am firmly in the camp opposed to it, but we can get Randy D to... moreI am firmly in the camp opposed to it, but we can get Randy D to adjudicate.
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Note the Oxford comma.
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Dry ones aren't brilliant either.
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Usually funerals, but there's Black Tie dos, black concert shirt... moreUsually funerals, but there's Black Tie dos, black concert shirts and my shoes are usually black, not to mention the black wig and the occasion black tshirt.
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The trinity doctrine isn't actually Biblical, but a tradition da... moreThe trinity doctrine isn't actually Biblical, but a tradition dating from later than the Bible.
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OK the recording is not a duet, but there was an arrangement for... moreOK the recording is not a duet, but there was an arrangement for duet that my wife and self sang.
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Paper roses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmM_eKGa28
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Shoes are nearly always black, Apart from sad rags, there's only... moreShoes are nearly always black, Apart from sad rags, there's only a black concert shirt, black pullover, cartoon t-shirt, trousers, wig and of course the eponymous tie(s).
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A.
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Depends on which side of the propaganda war you're on.
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They don't cope with homophones.
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Can you give details of the precise logic of your refutation, pl... moreCan you give details of the precise logic of your refutation, please. I'd have said beer goggles are scientific fact, but, of course, they are needed in relatively few cases. Doubt if the post was aimed at yourself.
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Bosses are supposed to be role models. If they drink, they shoul... moreBosses are supposed to be role models. If they drink, they should not be surprised if their subordinates follow suit.
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One for "don't try this at home". Has he tried it on his good self??
This post was edited by Malizz at April 24, 2020 4:19 AM MDT
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I'm waiting for it to reach my waist.
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That would come under the unnecessary journeys rule.
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It's a slippery slope.
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They would be better off studying the terms and conditions of th... moreThey would be better off studying the terms and conditions of their health insurance.
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The neighbour's family do my weekly (food) shop. I am saving thr... moreThe neighbour's family do my weekly (food) shop. I am saving through not wining and dining out, paying for any tickets to events or transport, nor being tempted to buy anything in any shop windows.
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Scottish to be precise
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If you use a colour rotation system, it will equalise the wear a... moreIf you use a colour rotation system, it will equalise the wear and tear on the various items.
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If it's any help, the charities regulator publishes the expense ... moreIf it's any help, the charities regulator publishes the expense ratio, which should show up any with excess admin and managerial costs.
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It's a bit of a shambles at the moment, what with charities not ... moreIt's a bit of a shambles at the moment, what with charities not able to run their usual annual fundraisers. I'm waiting for the dust to settle on this virus business.Foodbanks have also been disrupted with their usual supplies not always available in the shops and many of their volunteers unable to venture forth.
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I've used shin in my post. It is of course famously used as a sh... moreI've used shin in my post. It is of course famously used as a shibboleth, outing those who pronounced it 's'. It has a superficial resemblance to the Cyrillic ш.
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I used some in mathematics and learned the alphabet and some voc... moreI used some in mathematics and learned the alphabet and some vocabulary for a trip to the Holy Land in 2000. I was a hero for knowing the word שֵׁרוּתִים (toilets) at a stop on the bus tour.
It's nearly all forgotten by now.
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Too late; the Chinese bought them all up ages ago.
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It may rise if social disorder breaks out.
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If you don't say, "I do ", then there ain't no marriage to annul.
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Think Mackenzie to see whaur it cam fae.
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What this Hoots Mon. My post clearly implies that the saying is ... moreWhat this Hoots Mon. My post clearly implies that the saying is not Canadian. As you note, it is Scots. Indeed it is regularly bandied aboot colloquially without the benefit of your erudite reference.
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As in 'a moose aboot the hoose', but it's not the Canadian ... moreAs in 'a moose aboot the hoose', but it's not the Canadian moose.
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Shopping list.
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Social distancing...(PIcture not uploading).
This post was edited by Malizz at April 1, 2020 3:47 PM MDT
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...and Scots.
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Ye havnae quite got the Scots spelling; it's whisky and guid.
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Cat's extra pally; don't know if it's because she's had a tooth out.
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