It's not the historical count of years to date: it's the amount of life still left in you. 

Everyone's experience of love is personal. Between wife and self much more that merely a tag word. 

You'll be wanting vaccine passports next. 

Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so on ad infinitum.

Guatemala

Good for them.Citizens owning guns. 

The former is nominative, the latter another case. 

You probably forgot to pray. 

If you have the Jesus delusion, you will not be convinced otherwise anyway. 

Getting drunk doesn't really work because you end up with very poor quality sleep. 

You want to try the Cayley-Hamilton theorem (a matrix satisfies its own characteristic equation). I had to teach the proof to some economics students and lived in fear that one of them would ask what earthly use it was. I suspect it flew over their heads....  moreYou want to try the Cayley-Hamilton theorem (a matrix satisfies its own characteristic equation). I had to teach the proof to some economics students and lived in fear that one of them would ask what earthly use it was. I suspect it flew over their heads. Fortunately Angus Deaton was not in their number.   

They just need taught properly. 

Sure;  was more fun in the olden days when we had pounds, shillings, pence and farthings. 

Yes, and I got my choir to sing it. 

Nowadays only when they are jagged and no trimming implement is to hand. 

Apparently, there is a UCL study to the effect that the UK has reached the threshold. I feel that the restrictions have overstepped the point of diminishing returns by some way, and are often illogical and unscientific, but we still have to obey. But hey,...  moreApparently, there is a UCL study to the effect that the UK has reached the threshold. I feel that the restrictions have overstepped the point of diminishing returns by some way, and are often illogical and unscientific, but we still have to obey. But hey, we're getting out shopping and pubbing (outdoors) next week.   

If I do anything different, it will be because the rules have relaxed, and only indirectly because of the vaccination which I completed today. 

For a long time I didn't but nowadays I usually wear a bunnet. 

Those were the days (mary Hopkin) 

Ham

Pretty woman

I was on a murder jury, but the lawyers went into a huddle, then the judge told us to acquit him. Quite glad to be let off as I had a painful tooth abscess. 

Please release me - Englebert Humperdink 

Doris Day - I enjoy being a girl. 

Yes, fitba: no, Arabs.

Went regularly until it all shut down last March. 

The Big State wants control of it. 

Every time I put on my breeks, socks or shoes. I stand on one leg and put the other one into the garment leg then likewise for the other side.  

I am not familiar with one: probably one of the bawdy efforts in the Merry Muses. 

Rabbie Burns is a goldmine for these. Try "O, my luve is like a red, red rose".

IN UK it's trolley - as in off one's. 

NOne. The Royal family keep well clear of politics. 

Grandad was a salesman and kept well clear of these subjects. His motto was "win the argument, lose the sale". 

It's out of the goodness of their hearts, bless them. 

Try Proust's Remembrance of Times Past. 

Let's go through the languages.Latin (Was my best at school). Ancient Rome closed before my time 
French (next best): No problem being understood: trouble came when they replied at full speed. 
German: Early use of Meine Frau on honeymoon to exp...  moreLet's go through the languages.Latin (Was my best at school). Ancient Rome closed before my time 
French (next best): No problem being understood: trouble came when they replied at full speed. 
German: Early use of Meine Frau on honeymoon to explain to Jungfraujoch guard that I was waiting for her coming out of toilet. Later she had to get some medication - leaflet in French, German and Italian (not English) - made sense of it one way or another. There was also a trip to East Germany when a chap left his wee daughter in a pram in my care (God knows why). I had eventually to comfort her with "Papa kommt". 
Albanian - happily sang songs in Albanian Even brought "ai është Zot" (He is Lord) back to teach the Boys' Brigade. Attempts to use for real met with blank stares. Hebrew : No attempt to speak, but boned up vocabulary. Hero when I knew sign for toilets (שֵׁרוּתִים) at a remote petrol station. 
Hungarian: impossible language. Advice to brush up German waste of time. Came u...    less

My cat's fine. Never ventured out of present house, and no-one's come in; so sociability not really an issue just now. 
Had cat-flap in previous house letting her have an active social life with the other cats in the neighbourhood.  

Well I can't leave it until I'm too old or unhealthy for travel insurance. Main thing I noted was that the New York subway was so much better. I took 19 trips in a week this time. Really dark and dingy place in the 60s. 

Went brilliantly - but I'd been before - 54 years earlier. For my rare sojourns to foreign speaking countries I try to have a few words in their language but my ear is never up to speed for the replies.  

Went to USA 18 months ago. Not been to non-anglophone country for 9 years, but I had my wife then. 

The state should invest in students especially the less well off, not saddle them with debt in the first place. Many will go on to be higher earners and repay the money in taxes. That's how it worked for me.Now that the students have been landed with it, ...  moreThe state should invest in students especially the less well off, not saddle them with debt in the first place. Many will go on to be higher earners and repay the money in taxes. That's how it worked for me.Now that the students have been landed with it, there's no fair way out of the situation. For many it's just not worth it.   

Fooled the cat into thinking she was a dog.Got it to sit wait and beg.  

Other way round. Mum absolutely hated anyone bro or self dated. 

We'll all be dead by then. For me I expect it to be old age because they won't let me live to 150, but for the rest of you, it doesn't bear thinking about. 

It's probably proceeds of crime. If you hand it to the authorities, the criminal may have a smart enough lawyer to have the money returned to him. If you don't, you may have to watch your back. 

Mine is similar: recently bought a pack of 500 blades which should do me for the next 50 years. By then I'll be off the end of the mortality table.

Dabbled in many most 20% or less. How's it marked?

The double edged that I've had for the last 58 years. 

Edinburgh to London and back. Many times over past 70 years. Some trains, some planes, some drives.