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NO; the wife doesn't anyway.
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Only if responses are slow. The old fashioned typewriters needed... moreOnly if responses are slow. The old fashioned typewriters needed real force to work. I still have my mum's but you can't get ribbons any more.
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I should use it more often. I have stuff that's years old.
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I get to play more board games. Card games are ok too.
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They're just a nuisance.
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Don't like either. If possible I prefer to go back and change.I'... moreDon't like either. If possible I prefer to go back and change.I'd say overdressed is the safer option.
This post was edited by Malizz at June 23, 2017 3:22 PM MDT
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Yes, when I was young.
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Most of the Trump questions are pretty stupid.
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No, we don't want the cat playing with them.
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I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.
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Just comes naturally.
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Too much sugar, not enough vinegar.
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Dad never really got over the war, so Mum and Grandad did the ho... moreDad never really got over the war, so Mum and Grandad did the honours.
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Always feel great in my kilt outfits.
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Pendlebury's Arithmetic 1897.
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Who's been counting.
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Only two that I wear; a cloth cap and a beanie. Oh and a noddy h... moreOnly two that I wear; a cloth cap and a beanie. Oh and a noddy hat that I've not seen for ages.
There are three historical ones in the house; a glengarry and two sun hats from trips abroad.
I think my caps from schooldays have been binned.
This post was edited by Malizz at June 13, 2017 4:47 PM MDT
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I expect the BIG Bang may have been a singularity, which may ren... moreI expect the BIG Bang may have been a singularity, which may render the concept of before it invalid.
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Definitely a hate crime.
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Yes . Any alcohol was strictly medicinal.
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Close call when we took on a dog and cat; the animal shelter wer... moreClose call when we took on a dog and cat; the animal shelter were not keen on it.
The dog did occasionally try bullying the cat. A couple of weeks in, the cat had one paw cut to the bone and had to be taken urgently to an emergency vet.
We knew that if it was the dog, we had a problem. However in his favour was that we only noticed because the dog was sniffing the said paw.
Their behaviour was kept under close observation on the cat's return, but their interaction seemed ok. Eventually they became the best of pals, with the dog doing anything for the cat including grooming its hair and apologising for any misbehaviour.
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Mum bought me a pair of alpaca socks once. Lovely stuff, but the... moreMum bought me a pair of alpaca socks once. Lovely stuff, but they wore out in no time.
Some synthetic in the mix is a useful compromise.
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Trump is trying to do his bit by offering to come to London to e... moreTrump is trying to do his bit by offering to come to London to express solidarity after the recent attack.Mind you, some of our media see this as more a threat than a promise...
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I'll get my random number generator out.
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Might be better with a tilde.
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Fake ñews
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THe family name Drumpf has been left behind.
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There's a tilde in there.
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The Russians have бвгдёжзийлнптфцчшщъыьэюя, but sorry no t... moreThe Russians have бвгдёжзийлнптфцчшщъыьэюя, but sorry no tildes.Try the Spanish or Portuguese.
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Ask the BA chairman.
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Any language teacher doing his job properly will have plenty of ... moreAny language teacher doing his job properly will have plenty of exceptions to teach.Sorry, I forgot it was a math question.
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Some of them want to give him enough rope to hang himself.
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A blue dress with matching knickers appeared at our house (goodn... moreA blue dress with matching knickers appeared at our house (goodness knows how as I had no sisters). I wore it for the whole day.Very much a one-off.
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Put like that, it's hardly math, more mid primary school arithme... morePut like that, it's hardly math, more mid primary school arithmetic; it's not even in imperial units to make it interesting.
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Looks too easy; gotta be a catch somewhere.
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My kilt was always my favourite wear. It wore out eventually but... moreMy kilt was always my favourite wear. It wore out eventually but has been replaced by similar.
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A bit more fracking should do the trick. If not, a nuke on the f... moreA bit more fracking should do the trick. If not, a nuke on the fault line.
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Ecclesiastes was a right misery; he probably thought everyone el... moreEcclesiastes was a right misery; he probably thought everyone else was as well.
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Feels like it's longer.
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Women are happy changing their own minds let alone anyone else's.
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If you believe that, you'll believe anything.
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Martina Navratilova.
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Actually, it's plastic not real glass.
Showers are usually... moreActually, it's plastic not real glass.
Showers are usually in morning, unless we're on an early start when it's the night before.
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Clear Glass.But don't worry, there's only the wife and the cat i... moreClear Glass.But don't worry, there's only the wife and the cat in the house, and they've seen it all before.
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It's complicated. You're best to see a professional.
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M'lud, could you also take into account beginning a sentence wit... moreM'lud, could you also take into account beginning a sentence with a conjunction, and ellipses with only two full stops?
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If you behave yourself you should be able to keep out of their c... moreIf you behave yourself you should be able to keep out of their clutches for a few years yet.
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When I wake up, I sometimes wonder..
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Wonder they let him visit...
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On anniversary went to see Princess Anne doing her rounds in Edi... moreOn anniversary went to see Princess Anne doing her rounds in Edinburgh
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