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Naturally they had a piper. Still together after 15 years...
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A cretan famously said "all cretans are liars". Is he himself a liar?
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4 times the edge. Although circumference is most commonly used o... more4 times the edge. Although circumference is most commonly used of circles, the term can apply to the perimeter generally.
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It wouldn't be so bad if they all thumped the same Bible.
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Just a geegaw. They make megabucks out of our accounts. Here's m... moreJust a geegaw. They make megabucks out of our accounts. Here's mine. Mind you I gave up on RBS when they closed our local branch. The fraud risk following the omnishambles systems migration has spooked me into abandoning TSB. So I'm on the third bank in two years.
This post was edited by Malizz at May 19, 2018 10:48 AM MDT
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Cousin's son born in US but now in UK, married his Japanese fian... moreCousin's son born in US but now in UK, married his Japanese fiancee at a Scottish Castle. He insisted on the Scots wearing kilts and a couple of intrepid Japanese fellows joined in. The Japanese lassies were of course resplendent in their kimonos.
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Marry in May and rue the day. We've stuck 30 years so must be do... moreMarry in May and rue the day. We've stuck 30 years so must be doing something right. And, yes the day was sunny.
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NO, it just feels like it
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He'll moan about not being invited.
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They say golf is a good walk spoiled. Even more so if you use a ... moreThey say golf is a good walk spoiled. Even more so if you use a cart.
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They have been frozen for quite a few years but now they're allo... moreThey have been frozen for quite a few years but now they're allowed to go up. It won't mean more services though.
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Once I had a dog and a black uniform for the Boys' Brigade. I ha... moreOnce I had a dog and a black uniform for the Boys' Brigade. I had to spend the first ten minutes of every meeting brushing the dog hair off it.
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They're being groped.
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Are you in the middle of a threesome?
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Yes, I hear them going up our street and catch them on the way b... moreYes, I hear them going up our street and catch them on the way back for a couple of cones.Once I missed it and chased after them on my bike and got it at the next street.
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It still comes round every weekend with its ding dong chime.
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As has been recognised from before biblical times, cheating is n... moreAs has been recognised from before biblical times, cheating is not good, but it is an everyday temptation rather than a perversion which in current usage is more serious than the bland dictionary definition given would indicate .
This post was edited by Malizz at May 13, 2018 7:59 AM MDT
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Shop at ГУМ.
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Drink водка.
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Within reason, some nerves beforehand can get the adrenaline goi... moreWithin reason, some nerves beforehand can get the adrenaline going, but once you get started you don't have time for that.
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The CIA probably has at least as many people spying on us.
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As far as singing goes, I've never been a soloist, but been in q... moreAs far as singing goes, I've never been a soloist, but been in quite a few choirs. Even the title role of Trial by Jury was the same.Centre stage bit is playing the organ including conducting a choir. I landed up married to one of them.
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I married one.
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Until the people behind start honking their horns.
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Extension of general canine coprophagia.
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Certainly, figuratively.
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Quite often I can't read my own writing. Think I need a pharmacist.
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Not political ones. Caravan ones.
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Nowt to do with US prez. NK just realised that its nuke site wou... moreNowt to do with US prez. NK just realised that its nuke site would end up nuking its own people (plus bits of Russia and CHina) if it blew.
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I love grammar because it is logical... apart from the exceptions.
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In UK TSB Bank was part of LLoyds; they split and TSB Bank was b... moreIn UK TSB Bank was part of LLoyds; they split and TSB Bank was bought by a Spanish bank but expensively continued with their old systems rented from their former group. They tried to cut themselves off and use the new bank's software giving themselves a weekend to do it after postponing previous attempts. Still some glitches a week later....
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The TSB Bank platform migration was badly misundertook. Supposed... moreThe TSB Bank platform migration was badly misundertook. Supposed to last only last weekend. Still Rumbling on. Next exciting instalment is their plan to move all our credit cards to VISA planned for next month.Fortunately I have an alternative bank unlike some poor folk who were completely snookered. May go some way towards solving their capacity problems.
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Sounds boring
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Handbrake turns.
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Belief in the Christian God has often been punishable right from... moreBelief in the Christian God has often been punishable right from the first century but that did not stop Christianity.
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Born on Fri 13th; still here.
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Mum would have gone hysterical. Confided in my brother though.
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Dixon hawke books 1 and 2
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Whisky, preferably malt Scotch.
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I break sunglasses easily - Tupperware would not last any length... moreI break sunglasses easily - Tupperware would not last any length of time with me.
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Nobody is ever good enough for your mother. She came round event... moreNobody is ever good enough for your mother. She came round eventually.
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My dad passed away when I was 2 . Desert war got to his stomach.
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Unfortunate biblical literacy is divebombing. Very likely some w... moreUnfortunate biblical literacy is divebombing. Very likely some won't know hat you're talking about.
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No worse than women.
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The US establishment controls most of the media and uses it to m... moreThe US establishment controls most of the media and uses it to moan about anything politically incorrect such as the current incumbent of the presidency.
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We played a chess match against a prison team; naturally an away... moreWe played a chess match against a prison team; naturally an away match. My game reached the time control and had to be adjourned; so I had a return visit to play out the last few moves.
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Happened to me in a three man tent expedition up Ben Nevis. One ... moreHappened to me in a three man tent expedition up Ben Nevis. One night the water came in one side, the next the other side. Being in the middle, I was all right Jack.
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They blindsided the Russians by firing from the Red Sea not the Med.
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I think Comey is confusing morality with political correctness. ... moreI think Comey is confusing morality with political correctness. The latter is just ideological bullying. I don't have a problem with morality.
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In UK this kind of arrangement is not uncommon, as it is less ex... moreIn UK this kind of arrangement is not uncommon, as it is less expensive for councils than maintaining a public toilet network. Colour of skin has no relevance and discriminating on that account would be illegal. A Blanket ban on non-customers would be ok.
This post was edited by Malizz at April 15, 2018 12:24 PM MDT
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