Probably hiding away laughing her head off at you trying to find her. Don't worry she'll eventually come back at feeding time or if it gets cold and wet. 
I've had mine come back at 5 in the morning, but it was only 10pm last time out. 

Yes, and it's not margarine. 

Singin' in the Rain; raindrops keep falling on my head. 

Thanks for the reminder; it's (over)due for a service or a replacement. 

No, no, no, no, no, postal voting, different election systems for different election, FPTP for parliament, various eg STV or D'Honte for local or state, and formerly yet another for Europe. 

Rules vary and can be too complicated to bother with. 
In theory a 'no recycling' label should help, but I seriously doubt that it doesn't cope with variations between jurisdictions. 

Jacket, shirt (not button down), tie, trousers (not jeans) and black leather shoes. Scarf if cold but no hat. 

Only happened briefly: I must have been 9 or 10. 

Mum bought a basement flat for £674 when she came back to Scotland. 

I do have music that uses the alternate spelling. 

I don't do bagpipes, but I do haggis if that's any help. 

Accordeon playing, porridge and Ceilidh Dancing. 

Bus pass

Whisky. 

The kilt; few hundred pounds. 

She appears equally antipathic to them both. 

I had beautiful red hair in my twenties. 

Of course they do, but they keep it very private. 

One Sunday morning after a party the night before, I found myself playing a hymn in E minor in flats. 

As newly weds holidaying in Iona we decided to take the trip in a small boat to Staffa. The minister decided not to go having checked the weather forecast. It was fine when we set off but as we descended from the island, we noticed the boatmen bringing ou...  moreAs newly weds holidaying in Iona we decided to take the trip in a small boat to Staffa. The minister decided not to go having checked the weather forecast. It was fine when we set off but as we descended from the island, we noticed the boatmen bringing out the tarpaulins as they were expecting windy weather. The storm blew up and we had to shelter under the tarpaulin. Duly got back without being seasick. Our 'friends' on the trip thought we enjoyed it all a bit too much.  

Jen is a notorious Russophobic propagandist. 

The woke brigade would cancel me.

Sorry, but much of the medical stuff I use every day is made of plastic.  

I'm too polite to say.

Not petrie, mcIntosh

I'm only 3/4 of the way there, but it looks like it wiil be keeping some fitness and good health. 

Caravan club Dinner Dance and Old School reunion: dress as attached but with different kilts.  

The last 2 weekends.

As sung at countless Scout camps. 

Pretty well any Gospel song where the British singer sticks with the original US accent instead of using the UK accent. They usually post the words with the US spelling too. 

Some of it yes, most of it no. 

We call it a bahookie. 

Thanks for the prompt; it's probably time to get my roofer to check it out, not that there's any leakage or damage immediately evident. 

Ask me again next year.

Will I fall in love again?

You're taught that it's "tungjatjeta" in Albania. Irl, the greeting is often abbreviated to "mirë" (good), interestingly enough.

Nowadays, you are also faced with higher vehicle tax, higher road and parking charges and exclusion from some roads for older vehicles. 

I try to avoid the MOT, but recently delivery times have extended. 

No; wife used to have cold feet but she passed away. Good excuse for a cuddle. 

East coast (UK): 
As for USA, I've only been East Coast too. 

Our noses can smell dogs easier than cat scent. Other way round with pee. 

Need health and Safety training.

2; 2 chronic problems that can be lived with, but otherwise good for my geriatric stage of life. 

Pongo

I've forgotten what being ill's like.

Yes.

Just leave it in salted water in the pan on full heat. It should be hard by the time you wake up.Cooking for the wife used to be fun; I had to time it so that her one was soft but not runny, mine hard and remember which was which. 

Scientists are not immune to disagreements. They operate by having theories which they then put to experiment. The results of experiment determine what can be considered fact, although they can be overturned by more precise data or secular changes. 
...  moreScientists are not immune to disagreements. They operate by having theories which they then put to experiment. The results of experiment determine what can be considered fact, although they can be overturned by more precise data or secular changes. 
In the case of the virus, what politicians are given are only projected estimates since sufficiently up to date data is not yet available.  

Most of the covid restrictions are arbitrary and could be considered to be pseudoscience. They certainly don't follow scientific opinion with any robustness. 

15 year old 42" in living room: the others have been thrown out (i think).