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When Putin makes his own meals, does he strangle his chickens or does he boil them alive?

Posted - March 16, 2022
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  • 16792
    He lets chickens like Trump shoot themselves in the foot.
      March 16, 2022 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 11112

    Dictators like Putin don't have time to cook the chickens they strangle  - they just shove the chicken in a blender then chug it down. Cheers!

      March 16, 2022 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    Putin at a party talking to a guest - here is a smoothie drink.
    Guest  - is beets?
    Putin - is chicken drink.

     

    This post was edited by Nanoose at March 16, 2022 10:49 PM MDT
      March 16, 2022 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    No potatoes?
      March 17, 2022 12:22 AM MDT
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  • 11112
    Putin talking to a guest that didn't drink the smoothie - I have something to show you.
    Guest - is potato?
    Putin - is window.

    Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at March 18, 2022 5:00 AM MDT
      March 17, 2022 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Guest: Beets?

    Putin: Yes

    Guest: Where?

    Putin:  In prison

    Guest: What?

    Putin:  The guard.  Beets you in prison.
      March 17, 2022 9:32 PM MDT
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  • 5451

     

      March 17, 2022 12:21 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Poor chicken!
      March 17, 2022 12:39 AM MDT
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  • 11006
    I think he bites the heads off.
      March 17, 2022 9:00 PM MDT
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  • 16792
    No, that's Ozzy Osbourne. Putin wishes he was that cool.
      March 18, 2022 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 11006
    Ozzy bit the head off a bat. There was a rumor about Alice Cooper biting a head off a chicken, but even though a chicken was killed and dismembered by his audiance, Alice Cooper did not do it. This post was edited by Jane S at March 18, 2022 6:03 PM MDT
      March 18, 2022 4:26 PM MDT
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