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Suppose you were cornered by 3 armed Russian soldiers and your only escape route was a mine field, what would you do?

Posted - April 22, 2022
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  • 17604
    I would use my power to become invisible. 
      April 22, 2022 1:18 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    Tippy toe through the tulips.  :  ) or break out the vodka. 


     This post was edited by Honey Dew at April 23, 2022 10:47 AM MDT
      April 22, 2022 2:04 PM MDT
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  • 11115
    Well I have spidey senses so maybe I could use them to safely navigate  my way through a  mine field. But I have never tested my spidey senses on land mines so maybe I would just put on a Babooshka and say - Hello  big boys when they find me. Cheers and happy weekend!
      April 22, 2022 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    I would put on a fur hat and use what little I know of the Russian language to say, "I LOVE PUTIN" ☭... I might even do that little squat/kick dance, just to make it authentic!


      April 22, 2022 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Beautiful! Thanks.
      April 22, 2022 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    You're welcome comrade 
      April 22, 2022 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 44628
    Since I am going to die either way, I would tell them to отъебись, придурки (f** off a**holes.) This post was edited by Element 99 at April 24, 2022 1:04 AM MDT
      April 23, 2022 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 16800
    Or "job tvoju matj" (my tablet can't do Cryllic script). This post was edited by Slartibartfast at April 24, 2022 9:05 AM MDT
      April 24, 2022 5:08 AM MDT
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  • 44628
    I like it. E cectra.
      April 24, 2022 8:47 AM MDT
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  • 2999
    Based on the exposed pattern of mines they left in the Ukraine shown in the news; it didn't look all that sophisticated. 
      April 27, 2022 2:38 PM MDT
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