Well I have spidey senses so maybe I could use them to safely navigate my way through a mine field. But I have never tested my spidey senses on land mines so maybe I would just put on a Babooshka and say - Hello big boys when they find me. Cheers and happy weekend!
I would put on a fur hat and use what little I know of the Russian language to say, "I LOVE PUTIN" ☭... I might even do that little squat/kick dance, just to make it authentic!
Since I am going to die either way, I would tell them to отъебись, придурки (f** off a**holes.)
This post was edited by Element 99 at April 24, 2022 1:04 AM MDT